It Came From Tumblr #77 | Binge Compilation
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@tobi936 3 жыл бұрын
My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.
@everyonegetselfears1444 3 жыл бұрын
Squirrels ate the Halloween jack-o-lantern I spent an hour and a half on when I was 8. They deserve squirrel hell
@gewuerzwanze5627 3 жыл бұрын
Grey squirrels are absolutely horrible creatures
@snappishtemperament213 3 жыл бұрын
A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.
@velvetgaytor 3 жыл бұрын
There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.
@morningglory.2 3 жыл бұрын
I HATE squirrels.
@Blitz_IngaMCZ 3 жыл бұрын
“Son of a beekeeper” has such “Rolf, son of a shepherd” energy, I swear to god-
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 жыл бұрын
You dare insult the son of a beekeeper?!
@Riot_Bird 3 жыл бұрын
It really does and I am so here for it
@lauramarschmallow2922 2 жыл бұрын
Their energy while rage reading this horrifically wrong "facts" was *glorious*!
@seta2710 2 жыл бұрын
I came here to make this exact comment, I’m glad I’m not alone
@GabrielusPrime 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's dad keeps bees, I'm feeling very called out...
@Biollante000 3 жыл бұрын
"bees give consent" is the most hilarious thing to hear out of context
@bookworm_of_heaven 3 жыл бұрын
I just did and youre right
@bijeshshrestha2450 3 жыл бұрын
Beez nuts
@daddybondrewd7271 3 жыл бұрын
@@bijeshshrestha2450 underated (is this how you spell this?)
@ooferdoot2429 3 жыл бұрын
More like the most concerning things to hear out of context
@NihilisticOutlook 3 жыл бұрын
@@i.dont..exist_ NO..... you are..... a.................... b e a n.
@noizepusher7594 3 жыл бұрын
That vegan one was so infuriating that I shouted out loud “HONEY IS NOT B E E P A S T E”
@cloudthief8918 2 жыл бұрын
The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender. Edit:typo
@Drip_Wooper 2 жыл бұрын
@@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.
@cloudthief8918 2 жыл бұрын
@@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits. Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.
@unoriginalcomment7502 2 жыл бұрын
@@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.
@rollingthunder1043 Жыл бұрын
@@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.
@Luigi-np8td 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he just raged about bees.
@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 3 жыл бұрын
Who in their right mind wouldn’t rage about ‘righteous’ vegans and bees?
@princeapoopoo5787 3 жыл бұрын
ngl it's kind of hot
@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 3 жыл бұрын
prince apoopoo. It’s gotta be, it’s a heated debate.
@Luigi-np8td 3 жыл бұрын
@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 YOU LITTLE...
@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 3 жыл бұрын
Luigi, what? I’m not bee-sized!
@wizardsweetflips59 3 жыл бұрын
“Son of a beekeeper” is my new expletive of choice.
@Kakuretaka 3 жыл бұрын
By the knees of Barry B Johnson Was the other expletive I got from PMs uploads
@sirbread621 3 жыл бұрын
Son of a beekeeper VS The son of a shepherd
@everyonegetselfears1444 3 жыл бұрын
It really is the bees’ knees
@riotroyale 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kakuretaka wAit I thought his name was Barry B Benson??
@beelieboo 2 жыл бұрын
@@riotroyale Barry Bee Benson
@anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the "fictional character attachment" post and took psychic damage
@jotarokujo7582 3 жыл бұрын
Yakuza in a nutshell
@lemurofchaos9672 3 жыл бұрын
Looks at Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3* You. You did this to me.
@railbaron1 3 жыл бұрын
When a Joke about Catgirls becomes a history lesson.
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
More like ecology, but you've got the right spirit
@brumhelldah917 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthegreat6682 yes
@sxlproductions 2 жыл бұрын
Professor Lando would be proud
@LandryUltra 2 жыл бұрын
@Yuki the Neko U^ｪ^U
@LandryUltra 2 жыл бұрын
@Yuki the Neko (Loads Shotgun with malicious intent)
@someman66 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but "son of a beekeeper" is so strange to me. Like, there's no reason for it, it's a perfectly normal career it just sounds funny to say.
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a beekeeper
@BerkelEHaluesen 3 жыл бұрын
It immediately made me think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy with Rolf. SON OF A SHEPARD indeed.
@unnamedvisitor1649 3 жыл бұрын
I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)
@Cryptid_Robin 3 жыл бұрын
Curly Bug yas!
@freshlybakedsadness9251 3 жыл бұрын
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO REPLY THAT OML
@me30000 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
That's the equivalent of a skeleton being smashed over the head with a trumpet
@Ryan-zi7id 3 жыл бұрын
I used the man o' war to destroy the man o' war
@spugnoxngubcux9801 3 жыл бұрын
Wow. The Portuguese navy is FUCKED!
@adrienstarfaer 3 жыл бұрын
@@dnicer3486 Or spaghetti
@davidmartin9225 3 жыл бұрын
Gods speed sea leviathan king
@squirrele4495 3 жыл бұрын
“I wish I could see Starbucks employees in doctor’s masks” my guy you posted this at the END of 2020 *HOW*-
@cernunnos8917 3 жыл бұрын
I think he said "plague doctor's masks' which makes a bit more sense.
@jethawk995 3 жыл бұрын
@@cernunnos8917 but still da fuc
@SushiTrap313 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY MY THOUGHT
@shaden.l.m.9506 3 жыл бұрын
During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.
@liamsamples 3 жыл бұрын
Dark Lord Hestu requests his Dark Maracas. Do you oblige?
@snappishtemperament213 3 жыл бұрын
That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such. Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess
@SchazmenRassir 3 жыл бұрын
That whole entire bee thing? That was a glorious roller coaster of stupidity, education, frustration and hilarity.
@lykaioskelley4836 3 жыл бұрын
It was more of all of those things thrown in a blender
@shintopriestesskikyou5674 3 жыл бұрын
i will never understand how some people can come to completely wrong conclusions and just.. not think about their dumb shit before saying it
@SchazmenRassir 3 жыл бұрын
@@shintopriestesskikyou5674 Yeah, me neither...
@Kartoffelkamm 3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.
@thewoollyviking5928 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.
@charlestownsend9280 3 жыл бұрын
The bee thing and the cat girl thing are probably two of the best things ever.
@ironwraith852 3 жыл бұрын
haha yeh
@1mariomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
_B E E C E N T R I F U G E_
@industrialbro 3 жыл бұрын
The *B E E C E N T R I F U G E* is better than the *C O R P S E W I G G L E R*
@ichabodlorax7585 3 жыл бұрын
What really makes me mad is the average redditor will tell you about the ONE (count 'em, ONE) person that goes on about bee genocide, but not the THREE (count 'em, one, two, THREE) people that disprove this, so they can say that Tumblr is filled to the brim with insane idiots and everyone just agrees with them, no matter what. Nevermind, FIVE PEOPLE!
@catbatrat1760 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I like the longer conversations a lot, too. :)
@astronomydemon6312 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact of the day: Seymour's dad was a beekeeper
@peternoparker 3 жыл бұрын
my uncle is a beekeeper, which means that by SOME DIVINE HAPPENSTANCE, me and seymour could be cousins
@lokirae3 2 жыл бұрын
@@peternoparker 😲
@icarusunited 2 жыл бұрын
Was
@dorkle9085 2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean was?
@astronomydemon6312 2 жыл бұрын
@@dorkle9085 idk, I thought he said was in the vid. I figured he just retired. I might've misheard tho.
@sparklingdeath1730 3 жыл бұрын
Son of a beekeeper’s backstory. I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to
@liamsamples 3 жыл бұрын
D&D character backstory
@NekoChanSenpai 2 жыл бұрын
You do know honey is the most widely used home remedy for allergies? Especially local honey.
@ic0nic707 2 жыл бұрын
@@NekoChanSenpai _ironic_
@erikwagner6050 Жыл бұрын
Oh the irony is Rich we better do the X:RA irony dance
@glowinthedarkspider3118 3 жыл бұрын
My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them
@kearaoshaughnessy1224 3 жыл бұрын
mmmmmmmmm.... B E E P A S T E
@hazeltree7738 3 жыл бұрын
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 Mmm, I love *b e e p a s t e* on my bread
@kearaoshaughnessy1224 3 жыл бұрын
@@hazeltree7738 E M B R A C E T H E B E E P A S T E
@mallardofmodernia8092 3 жыл бұрын
How stupid is the average person? Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions. Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.
@arandomkobold8403 3 жыл бұрын
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 B E E P A S T E
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
Skeletons don't need sleep, that's why we love binges.
@DigitalAlexN 3 жыл бұрын
Kill the unholy beaat
@ftthecartoon 3 жыл бұрын
Which side of the war are you on?
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
Ft the cartoon whichever side has the trumpets and pasta
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
holymolly guackamole Rude.
@DigitalAlexN 3 жыл бұрын
@@ftthecartoon we don't need skeletons
@CrazyRiverOtter 3 жыл бұрын
"Now I just wanna see all my Baristas in doctor's masks." ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SEYMOUR!? ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!?
@emeraldskies8254 3 жыл бұрын
My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls
@mikey_m114 3 жыл бұрын
No one: PM Seymour: *i’m boutta brighten this man’s whole day.*
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
This town ain't big enough for two Rattlers.
@Sunny-uz8cw 3 жыл бұрын
Dnicer3 Showdown at high calcium?
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
Sunny You bet your pelvis. I'm bringing my quick draw trumpet.
@Sunny-uz8cw 3 жыл бұрын
Dnicer3 *Woah, hey. Bet your own pelvis, I like mine.*
@roylim1169 3 жыл бұрын
This reply section is a tumblr post
@sophiefrankis9476 3 жыл бұрын
Seymour: "YOU HAVE INSULTED THE SON OF A SHEPARD!"
@1mariomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is supposed to be a reference but I don't know to what it's referencing.
@roylim1169 3 жыл бұрын
Wait isnt he a bee keeper
@sophiefrankis9476 3 жыл бұрын
@@roylim1169 No, it's an Ed, Edd and Eddy Reference XD
@sophiefrankis9476 3 жыл бұрын
@@1mariomaniac Ed, Edd and Eddy :)
@1mariomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
@@sophiefrankis9476 Ah ok thanks. I was quite young when the show was pulled from TV so I've never watched it.
@leumasme 3 жыл бұрын
2:18 "now i just wanna see all my baristas in doctor masks" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
@j.a.m.m 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, a sentient hat piloting a mannequin sounds pretty dope.
@Starfloofle 2 жыл бұрын
sounds like a fun dnd character
@hazeltree7738 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the plot of super mario odyssey?
@unionjack0638 4 ай бұрын
@@hazeltree7738this is implying that Mario is a mannequin
@hazeltree7738 4 ай бұрын
@@unionjack0638 he is.
@lydiacarlise7935 3 жыл бұрын
There's something about this guy that just makes you SMILE
@andrewollmann304 3 жыл бұрын
His voice is so comforting!
@UNB0XT 3 жыл бұрын
SEYMOUR IS AN IRL BARD. change my mind
@lydiacarlise7935 3 жыл бұрын
@@UNB0XT I will not, because I agree.
@roylim1169 3 жыл бұрын
He just has such a relatable voice and so many voices that feel like a meme
@tuc-kaankaraayan 3 жыл бұрын
It's bees.
@Evelyn_onfire 3 жыл бұрын
one time I was playing DnD and my friend joined in and he was a demon bard who played the Trombone. Just felt I should share that.
@1mariomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
*doot*
@BlahajBeholder 3 жыл бұрын
*doot*
@perrywakeman4087 3 жыл бұрын
*doot three*
@jamesfilyawDigginGabe 3 жыл бұрын
*doot doot*
@theenderdestruction2362 3 жыл бұрын
*D O O T*
@heyyou9472 3 жыл бұрын
one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks. being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?” and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them
@null_focus5512 3 жыл бұрын
To me, Tony Hawk will always be that guy I saw fall off a skateboard and land on his face while I had a deep and meaningful conversation about poetry with his child.
@derekdutra4516 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you Tony Hawk?" "Yes" "Why?"
@bluekeldeo7515 2 жыл бұрын
@@derekdutra4516 *Collapses on the floor*
@monalisainspector9248 3 жыл бұрын
"Kiryu, you look like a shady criminal" is basically what his brother tells him immediately after he picks his suit in Yakuza 0. Also Kiryu is a weirdo. A wonderful, stoic weirdo.
@Ryan-zi7id 3 жыл бұрын
Hello user
@Rytex-nh7pm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-zi7id I cant belive this happened
@Ryan-zi7id 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rytex-nh7pm I can
@WestOfLee100 3 жыл бұрын
Sean Taggart No it’s BREAK DOWN BREAKDOWN, OR NOT BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN, that is the question.
@digiorno5600 3 жыл бұрын
And then his brother proceeds to wear a white suit, hmm wonder why?
@spacewoomy4853 3 жыл бұрын
nobody: the bees when they enter the bee centrifuge: *T H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G*
@adamnakamura8003 3 жыл бұрын
The first thing I thought about when reading this was Revtrocity’s “SaLoT as Jevil” bit with the bees.
@philippeleprohon4823 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, that's a good one, take my thumbs-up.
@sarafontanini7051 3 жыл бұрын
Beekeeper: I CAN DO ANYTHING! *bees find themselves in a spinning arena fighting the ahrdest boss in the game thus far*
@skyc7089 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@mekiot 3 жыл бұрын
I saw H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G and it's very funny
@WTFisTingispingis 3 жыл бұрын
"Son of a beekeeper" is such a fun turn of phrase, I'm stealing that.
@fork1695 3 жыл бұрын
“Now I wanna see all my Starbucks baristas wearing doctors’ masks.” Oh. Oh no.
@thewatcher9237 3 жыл бұрын
"A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon." Did you mean: Moon Truther Furry
@dpsgeo542 3 жыл бұрын
I hate this. Thank you.
@jamesfilyawDigginGabe 3 жыл бұрын
Did you mean: John Patrick Douglass, also known by his online pseudonym Jacksfilms
@dpsgeo542 3 жыл бұрын
DÒctØ_ ØctÓ But I am not the reddit man I am the KZfaq man with an evil spaceman jelly bean for a pfp
@lexsamreeth8724 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts. Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.
@lexsamreeth8724 3 жыл бұрын
@Frost E Bear No. He was pretending to be a bumpkin. He was undead already.
@thajocoth 3 жыл бұрын
In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.
@crimsonwizahd2358 3 жыл бұрын
Frend snail
@derpguy101 3 жыл бұрын
Snail Knight!
@peggedyourdad9560 3 жыл бұрын
I want this as a mount
@tygor_tora 3 жыл бұрын
@@peggedyourdad9560 If there's a racing snail version, I'd be all for that.
@railbaron1 3 жыл бұрын
I Know What I'm Taking with Me to Barovia
@Appl3forPFP 3 жыл бұрын
“People in white suits without a girl are weird” Takuto Maruki: ...
@blankshades1014 3 жыл бұрын
The implication that maruki isn't weird is killing me
@Benxall 3 жыл бұрын
@@blankshades1014 same
@TayDoesStuff 3 жыл бұрын
That control freak? Yeah, he's a weirdo.
@Appl3forPFP 3 жыл бұрын
@@TayDoesStuff If you say so. I disagree, but that’s okay.
@DopeioThePhoneBoi 3 жыл бұрын
Did you SEE his Phantom Thief attire!? Mans is weird as FUCK.
@a_dumb_frog9613 3 жыл бұрын
"light would no longer appear straight" G A Y L I G H T
@thegamingerickchannel 3 ай бұрын
Well, light is rainbow colored
@babydragon1234 3 жыл бұрын
How can 19 people dislike this, he's literally just bringing joy to your day and assembling some of his best works into 1 easily accessible spot
@emottoazuka3028 3 жыл бұрын
It's the vegans
@phastinemoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@emottoazuka3028 beat me to it
@Kartoffelkamm 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.
@Reddneck 3 жыл бұрын
2:13 - Seeing Starbucks employees in medical masks on Halloween is almost a guarantee this year.
@ZimLikesPastaAnimation 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@hunterwaynehiggins 3 жыл бұрын
I knew I’d find this comment in here somewhere
@Reddneck 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to be a disappointment.
@secretskull21 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA YUSS That statement aged like LIKE AN ANT
@eliasbischoff176 3 жыл бұрын
27:05 plot twist. You actually do know yourself well enough to understand that telling yourself not to go there was the perfect motivation to go there and that, had you just told yourself to visit those places, without the thrill of the forbidden, you would have just procrastinated on visiting those places indefinitely.
@cupcake_smoothie 2 жыл бұрын
12:44 OKAY BUT THAT GENUINELY GOT ME It is a REVELATION to me how did I never notice-
@ShaneGillislover 3 жыл бұрын
Couch Fact: Jay Wellingdon Couch created the couch in 1895
@someone8240 3 жыл бұрын
I love him
@dnicer3486 3 жыл бұрын
Then I, Dnicer3 the Bone Lord, shall be the first skeleton to invent the Pasta Couch.
@CalypsoRaven618 3 жыл бұрын
How did it take us until the very end of the nineteenth century to invent wide chairs?
@user-fm1rg4iy6r 3 жыл бұрын
I feel the urge to argue against this statement, but I fear I have been set up for public humiliation for not recognising it as an obvious jest. In other words, have I been wooooshed?
@mene1in 3 жыл бұрын
"licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup" is EXACTLY the phrase that explains why most people are miserable right now. Well, not NOW now, because that's Covid's fault. But, you know, now in general.
@alexanderthegreat6682 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, whew, for a second I thought you were talking about masks
@sobanoodles4286 3 жыл бұрын
“What the f*ck did I just read?” The greatest god damn peace of art ever
@abysswalker2594 2 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece
@robuswhitewolf4896 3 жыл бұрын
"Only weird people and grooms wear white suits." Me: Unus Annus, Unus Annus, Unus Annus!
@GoblinRaccoon 3 жыл бұрын
THOSE SQUIRRELS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID AND THEY DESERVE IT.
@moothecow8029 3 жыл бұрын
What did they do to you...?
@yourhostlu8808 3 жыл бұрын
What happen....
@rainniebee 3 жыл бұрын
I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.
@duck363 3 жыл бұрын
this is extremely terrifying out of context
@cookieebee 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple lady: I see P.M. Seymour posted, I click. laughter is a distraction from the pain of existence.
@diegoolivares1081 3 жыл бұрын
Live is pain- probably someone
@StarboyJuno 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@catbatrat1760 3 жыл бұрын
@@diegoolivares1081 Pretty sure everyone has said that at some point. If you haven't... give it time.
@bludraws094 3 жыл бұрын
28:25 🎵I just did a bad thing🎵 🎵I regret the thing I did🎵 🎵And you're wondering what it is🎵 🎵Tell you what I did🎵 🎵I did a bad thing🎵
@pascall0 2 жыл бұрын
6:58 You can just hear PM get angrier and angrier as he reads
@sirbooper 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up with bees so when they were saying honey was made by crushing bees I couldn't frickin breathe I… how can someone think that? Wat
@Vladimir_Fedorov27 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they think, this is also how they get cow milk...
@mickyv.2194 3 жыл бұрын
“Moron-selfshipper” I relate to this username on an unhealthy level
@SkyLimit101 2 жыл бұрын
Y’know I love toxic fandoms on Tumblr, I’ve always loved watching the chaos go down and watching from above never interfering like some sick sadistic death god
@morningglory5502 3 жыл бұрын
20:42 Oh god I thought they were Snom
@gat_demon8293 3 жыл бұрын
Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D
@KFCGAMING55 3 жыл бұрын
In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason
@MaximusChivus 3 жыл бұрын
They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle
@squeaktheswan2007 3 жыл бұрын
Weaponize your heelys so that they fall under the second amendment right and the cops can't take them away.
@chimblemasterofchimney4771 3 жыл бұрын
@@squeaktheswan2007 Don't do that, either, because then they'll be harder to get in certain states.
@squeaktheswan2007 3 жыл бұрын
@@chimblemasterofchimney4771 Not if you can outskate the authority. I AM SPEED!
@sammydoesstuff1014 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Bo Burnham referred to as “Goliath twink” made my whole ass day
@akatsukilevi 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally a goldmine for me, i'm wheezing so fucking hard Finally found the holy graal of my humor sense
@xenia1250 3 жыл бұрын
18:05 I mean when the universe was created all matter was compressed down to a point so everyone's everyone's soulmate
@marshthemushling333 3 жыл бұрын
I got a “I put ketchup on my ketchup” shirt because of you. If I had the choice to, all of my shirts would be different iterations of that shirt.
@cethlikestf 3 жыл бұрын
Wait. Aro Ace, no attraction romanticly and sexually, and incredibly skilled archer. Artemis, goddes of the Hunt and everything Aromantic and asexual. WAIT A MINUTE
@ianschlembach6195 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit
@salem-01 3 жыл бұрын
HMMMMM
@reddDoodlez 2 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck
@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын
HUEHUE
@spongmongler6760 2 жыл бұрын
gross, colonialist
@BlazerFox31306 3 жыл бұрын
4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie
@daffoplays6616 3 жыл бұрын
"The world's smallest accountant." I'M WHEEZING.
@shadeaubetoile9799 3 жыл бұрын
0:54 by that logic, Jojo's bizarre adventure is also a wizard spell
@SentryHasNoTime 3 жыл бұрын
In this assay I will-
@reinatr4848 3 жыл бұрын
Did JoJo develop it? Then yes
@liamsamples 3 жыл бұрын
**gasp**
@Bloodlyshiva 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an enforced version of the 'may you live in interesting times' curse. Things drag you into adventures and weirdness constantly.
@atticusv668 3 жыл бұрын
friends sending you memes of things you don't watch or play is honestly adorable like they want you to be a part of something they love and that's really cute
@somesortacatperson5492 2 жыл бұрын
18:28 the fact that ranboo is 6’8 (idk his height Ik he’s over 6’0) is great bc he’s basically a ender man On the origins smp
@undead_gaming 2 жыл бұрын
He is 6ft 6 irl!
@ErikWarhammer 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket. Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.
@princequincy5421 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about catgirls but where's the catboys? The gays want nekos too
@DaydreamingArtist322 3 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a game based on that. Only 5 of the characters you interact with aren’t catpeople. There are 2 catgirls. Everyone besides those 7 is a catboy. It’s called “Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-”.
@CalculatorGuides 3 жыл бұрын
Please.i've had enough with country vore dont please
@Psycotiger 3 жыл бұрын
No, the gays want the full on Beastmen. No one wants the half-way, everyone wants the complete.
@anette.a.e8885 3 жыл бұрын
@@CalculatorGuides after you see vore of your own country Nothing is normal anymore
@CalculatorGuides 3 жыл бұрын
@@anette.a.e8885 oh no
@Fighting.Flower 3 жыл бұрын
Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!
@jamesfilyawDigginGabe 3 жыл бұрын
This is so friccing wholesome
@Fighting.Flower 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesfilyawDigginGabe I like it when my mind is kind to me!
@animatorblueberrysans7896 3 жыл бұрын
13:16 same, I have no idea if I'm an enby, if I'm a gal, if I'm everything at once, if I'm genderfluid, if it's Monday afternoon or Thursday morning.
@michaelar9954 3 жыл бұрын
25:52 i've been thinking about getting into D&D and I just thought about using that character concept but making the character an artificer who essentially augments the mannequin itself like a cyborg while simultaneously dressing like either a secret agent or a cowboy
@Ryan-zi7id 3 жыл бұрын
Wait Voice actor (Im aspiring to be one), Irish (Im Irish) and son of beekeeper (me too)? I think Im past Seymour
@killerqueen6114 3 жыл бұрын
Hello were can I find some quality internet service
@Ryan-zi7id 3 жыл бұрын
@@killerqueen6114 Wouldnt you like to know
@killerqueen6114 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-zi7id well yes I would so I can book a flight away from kira
@Ryan-zi7id 3 жыл бұрын
@@killerqueen6114 Ah yeah, Ill book you one
@killerqueen6114 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-zi7id thank you
@toastwithamonocle5466 3 жыл бұрын
I love how with P.M.´s binge compilations you always know when the original video ends because he just starts screaming.
@lvlHive 3 жыл бұрын
My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.
@eteru2669 3 жыл бұрын
17:31 THANK YOU
@eomersimbajon2938 3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail gives me "I cant believe you've done this" vibes
@7-11thuniverse 3 жыл бұрын
the weirdest feeling is when you see your small-time mutual on one of these compilations
@pippythefan7128 3 жыл бұрын
14:01 Same, same
@alphaareus 3 жыл бұрын
27:52 I'm actually all three. My grandmother on my mum's side is english, and her husband, my grandad, is Irish, and i was born and raised in australia, with my dad's side of the family living here most of their lives. I am the perfect specimen of this "confusing accent" trio.
@ThreeProphets 3 жыл бұрын
This is like watching intellectual Calvinball. These people are just making up the facts of their debates as they go
@Calvin.Hobbes98 3 жыл бұрын
Hey i got that reference!
@Alisibeth_Talia212 3 жыл бұрын
The rage about his bees... This man is so damn caring about his bees and I love it.
@GenEricStudios05 3 жыл бұрын
24:54 - *what the actual flying fuck why was this so funny to me? my sides are in agony.*
@_sprook_ 4 ай бұрын
FFS ME
@grostgoo4177 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a vegan and I defend beekeeping and honey consumption. I eat honey since I can't find evidence of the production harming bees. The purpose of veganism is avoiding the harm of any creature, and the people that act like that can go join the cows in factory farms for all I care :) y'all make me ashamed to call myself vegan
@snappishtemperament213 3 жыл бұрын
I also don't understand how they think demonizing an industry that they rely on to be able to support their lifestyle is a _good idea,_ I mean WHAT My heart goes out to every vegan with at least three braincells, because MAN some of them really bring down the whole group.
@nicolasreveco3748 3 жыл бұрын
HEY PM, CHECK OUT THE BAND "FIRST OF OCTOBER" pls lmao. it's a two man band that do their albums in one day; writing, recording, everything in one day
@themostbritishpersonalive868 3 жыл бұрын
Which day
@dremiphamusofsmoke1163 3 жыл бұрын
hypnochonk, it’s a mystery that evades all of us.
@grimmkingadamtaurus1925 3 жыл бұрын
People go crazy over cat girls *Fox girls are better!*
@hiagain1463 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed your username, so... Hello, fellow RWBY fan!
@captainflarg 3 жыл бұрын
by any chance do you know our lord and savior Noble?
@nekomataumbreon 3 жыл бұрын
As a Ghost- and Dark- type Umbreon I can confirm.
@MaverickRiou 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. That’s the good sauce
@grimmkingadamtaurus1925 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainflarg I thought our Lord and saviour was the jelly filled donut
@knockoutnorko7500 3 жыл бұрын
6:14 That’s not honey. That’s bee cream.
@thedailybullshit4033 3 жыл бұрын
16:51 What's not to love about the Wine Dude?
@prettiboyee1436 3 жыл бұрын
p.m seymour : posts a new binge me : i don't need sleep i need to watch this
@jamesfilyawDigginGabe 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't need sleep I need answers"
@dracoplayz2757 3 жыл бұрын
19:45 I know that supposed to help but it really makes me thing what is in the corner of my eye when i feel like there's something there.
@unreliablenarrator8219 3 жыл бұрын
12:29 Was not expecting ace or aro memes but I was pleasantly surprised
@thatll-do7606 3 жыл бұрын
15:07 Hey look it's me!
@wa_akii6873 3 жыл бұрын
8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao
@benrogers8520 3 жыл бұрын
15:16 for anyone who's interested that's Aiden Gallagher from Umbrella Academy.
@jetscorner 3 жыл бұрын
13:46 My irl name is Joleen and when I heard that while drawing I got seriously confused. (Yes it's spelled weirdly, I hate it)
@lixy99 3 жыл бұрын
2:36 Antman better have some night vision goggles in the suit then
@Aceoffandoms 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the first binge compilation after P.M's break came with so much ace positivity!
@seajay9606 3 жыл бұрын
I love that you can tell where the separate episodes are by looking out for the perfectly cut screams.
@frauggie840 3 жыл бұрын
17:24 Yeah I think if my parents saw me watching mha cosplayer Tik Toks 24/7 they would think I was pretty weird
@schleepy6362 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over 11:33. It sounds like a broken man after an intense night of nothing but booze and Skyrim mods, and this is the result he wakes up to.
@theunicorn1167 3 жыл бұрын
But ngl support your beekeepers, no matter if you‘re vegan or not! Bees are important to our environment, so so are the beekeepers for caring and nurturing them. If you don‘t support them, you do more harm than good, because bees are literally dying.
@bloodyhell8201 3 жыл бұрын
Pollinators are important to the environment, bees arent the only pollinators Infact, in the americas bees are an invasive species that fucked shit up for aaall the other pollinators KILL THE BEES, EXECUTE THE BEEEEEEEEES
@snappishtemperament213 3 жыл бұрын
@@bloodyhell8201 Would you prefer _WASPS?_
@stoppickingurnose7852 3 жыл бұрын
I was NOT expecting a heated discussion on honey. You have my subscription kind sir.
@georgemilkovich8791 3 жыл бұрын
18:45 the Pokémon are electross phantump cacturn see dot and haunter For the 6 ft lobster I don’t know the only Pokémon that resembles a lobster that’s at least 6 foot is scizor and gliscor every other Lobster or crab Pokémon isn’t 6 foot
@froggyqueen1435 3 жыл бұрын
2:19 "I just want to see all my baristas in doctor masks" Covid: *Hold my coffee*
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