Can you do a backflip Cato sicarius ?

But can you feel your teeth?

@@fcomolineiro7596 How dare you ask such a question of I, Cato Sicarius, former captain of the Ultramarines 2nd Company and current commander of the Victrix Honour Guard, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar and High Suzerain of Ultramar. I, Cato Sicarius can do anything requested for the honour of my Chapter including, of course, doing a backflip.

This is why no one in my legi.... chapter is aloud to have such an ego

@@I_Cato_Sicarius Hey Sick-arius, Settra and the Custodes called, they want their joke back.

The astronomicom is actually the light reflected and amplified by his forehead

I like to think that every episode shy is making it 1mm bigger like the Cop’s hat from scary movie

Its so big its worth 1000 psykers to feed emps on its own.

He will have the legendary sixhead

Malcador the Brickylite

Huh, I've heard it as "Your dynasty might have been glorious xeno"

@@roykennedy Thank you, that was it ^^ I shall fix it.

@@concordiaharmony2302 no prob

I have that picture still lol

Invalid quote it didnt start with "I, Cato Sicarius"

Same

I'm in this boat

I love Ultramarines, I HATE Matt Ward simple as

@@mikeakersa8566 oh no .... they're here

They have become pretty awesome since the era indomitus stuff. They had to earn their laurels against the Death Guard.

Just like his pappa

I hope he gets the Ultra-Therapy he needs.

Just ruin their lives and the character instantly becomes better

Even so just feels too repetitive having him and calgar still alive or same situation

​@jamesdeek7039 it's relatable amiright 😂

I! CAST! FIST!!!

sighs in ultradepression

*ultra-fucking-crying*

Papa smurf??!!

“I, CATO SICARIUS WILL BE LEAVING AFTER SUCH HERETICAL IMPLICATIONS WOOWOOWOO!”

I want that now, even if it's a small blurb on a codex. That's way too funny XD

Abbadon completely nonchalantly after he returns: Ok, which one of you threw that ? I just want to have a word with you

@@_NIKOS9_NIKOS I'm picturing Abbadon walking up to that guy and giving him a strongly worded letter. Then stabbing him once he's finished reading it.

@@Gitskreig That's my head canon now XD

Yeah I can’t imagine being sent to the Warp being much of a nuisance to him since he’s been in the eye of terror for the last 10000 years (while he wasn’t in a black crusade of course). The only thing I can think of is if one of the 4 intervine to kinda trap him in a specific part of the warp unless he devotes himself to them, kinda like Mortarion.

Which book?

@@starkiller332 blades of damocles, it ends with Sicarius and a few others incapacitated and at farsights mercy.

Cato Sicarius: nuh uh Farsight: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH UH"?!

@@555torkblueberry on blueberry violence

The difference is that's ok, because Farsight is like the one cool Tau. Guy has a giant battlesuit and actually uses it to wield a giant sword.

I, Cato Sicarius can’t feel my teeth, *wuwuuwuwuw…*

The fact he got this far is a fucking mystery.

TTS was/is the best video format 40k media

To be fair most of the lore dumps still hold 😂😂 it was soooo good.

Sadly I can't get into the Hunter The Parenting series. Just couldn't do it.

​@@justinlast2lastharder749Yeah I have to agree on that point. It's not quite my cup of tea either.

@@justinlast2lastharder749 Why htp is great at least in my opinion.

They were the big fish in a small pond. now they are in the ocean.

@@NameIsDoc I would say that they were always in the ocean, but now they're in the deep.

@@NameIsDoc they were big fish in the ocean mate. But you know what a wise man once said: *there is always a bigger fish.*

I think GW has been sorta hinting that space marines are actually that good, and the readers arent really picking up on that.

Then they lose like 300 battle brothers and 8 dreadnoughts each fight and some how have yet to die from literaly atritioning them sleves to death some how surveing every single emcounter

I miss captain Titus

​@@floricel_112 Lieutenant Titus*

@@pedroportela6476 CAPTAIN Titus!

Malum Caedo has entered the chat

Yes Cato will bore them to death with his title and story. That's how he defeted one tyranid fleet. By that i mean half of them died from boredom, other run away.

If TTS had continued, they would have retrieved Jagahtai, Leman, Star Child Fyodperor and Inquisitor Kryptman. They would also have had the distinction of saving Comorragh from Kaldor Draigo.

Mortarion would be lured back by the addition of a giant lamp to the back of the ultramarines ship Angron would be brought back by a white scars ship hurling insults while being just fast enough to never be in range

​@@salphoris911and even more, they would've done a lot of the other primarchs a lot more justice than GW does. I'd have been interested to see how they dealt with Angron. Angron, more than any other Primarch, was just screwed from the outset. Literally as his pod opened, xenos, commonly believed to be Eldar, tried to kill him as an infant. I mean, given that he was found by a slaver covered in blood and with a lot of xenos corpses around him, you can see how that ended. Forced to kill his father figure, and when he refused, he had the Butchers Nails installed in his brain, and was then forced to do so again. After starting a slave revolt, he and his thousand slaves fled to the mountains, surrounded by the opposing armies, fully intent to fight and die together, only for Big E to teleport him away from the fight, and to do nothing to save the other gladiators. Genuinely the biggest mistake Big E ever made regarding Angron, as even with the Nails, had Big E also saved the other gladiators, I don't see Angron turning traitor. After being taken away, Angron sought only one thing. Death. Which is why Lorgar turning him into a Daemon was just the final nail into the Tragedy of Angron.

"I have returned. Let us bear witness to the mighty warrior that managed to slay me." "..." "..." "I'm never living this down, am I?"

And on that day, he became Casto Fistarius

So vortex grenades are 40k loot books? I like that spin on it

A guardsman, watching a Bloodthirster sprint across the battlefield at him as he throws a vortex grenade he found. It misses, clattering to the floor and detonating, only for a silvered figure to appear and absolutely kick the shit out of the Bloodthirster before vanishing again.

So vortex grenades can act like random pokeballs?

I would probably unironicly actually like kaldor if they leaned more into his "gets summoned by accident" part of the lore more, as that is honestly both intriguing and hilarious.

​@stargazer378 that would work as a fun gimmick, honestly. He's so desperate to leave the warp he dives into any random portal he finds, but eventually gets sucked back in again

boy he sure was lucky that the guy who made that mine didnt die from old age, disease, overwork or any work related accident by the time he stepped on that mine. Otherwise Slaanesh would have to cheat again and bring him back regardless just like the time he was killed by a Custodes

​@@_NIKOS9_NIKOSLove Lucius' response

Hmm, that is a new one. Last I heard it was his ass.

​@@Laughing_GodI cast FIST

Please stop reminding me of TTS, I can only handle so much ultra-depression

It wasn't Marneus that found his Mood Brother, it was Guilleman himself finding that Ciaphus Cain is his Mood Brother.

I think you’re getting the second detail confused with uriel ventris, who’s by far the most unorthodox and loose follower of the codex in the blue boys; cato iirc while he has geneseed directly descended from theil was one of the higher-ups who exiled uriel

@@caledfwltch I'm not. What he's reminded of specifically is Thiel's hot-blooded stubbornness, as Cato may be an avid codex follower but he was also known for rapid assaults before becoming Big G's right hand, which is not at all a cool headed position to be transfering from. His specialty is being the best at drop podding into the front lines.

I thought he reminded Guilliman of Marius Gage

@@carsoncasmirri3874 No Ultramarine will ever be as cool as Marius Gage.

@@Nostroman_Praetor So Cato Sicarius is an Isekaid ODST from Halo who hit the lottery was born into nobility and turned into a Space Marine

Me too, kinda surprised that they did not

Thats because he wasn't, previous captain was Severus Agemman.

@@Nooala Retconned AFAIK. Titus was 2nd company captain directly prior to Cato.

@@Justowneroh that would be extremely disappointing, and destroying like 20 years worth of lore. The thing that makes the Ultramarines fun is their internal politics and that would destroy the rivalry between Agemman and Sicarius completely. In what book did this happen? I have to read up on it and see what they did to my boys :(

They're finally breaking free of the arcane wards that have bound them for so long

To be fair. It seems to me that alot of the Ultra-Wank was less due to Matt being biased and more due to the higher ups at GW wanting him to hype up the U.M. because they were the poster boys of the franchise. Like, the dude can be a legit good writer, just look what he did with the Necrons and Trazyn. I think it's a bit unfair to keep that against him when we dont know how much creative freedom he had (if any) when he wrote those books.

If only he made more things like deep strike landraiders

@@Nostroman_Praetor”Wards” “Wards” “WARDS” *”WARD”* *scream of pain*

Fun fact: apparently the voice he used for that line was going to be used as his voice, but they decided it was too annoying.

I enjoy these statistics, very cool

And space wolves don’t forget them so you don’t get side lined lmao. But like by now should be time of another primarch episode so I see a xenos episode next then after that being the primarch

@@Wolfbroa i'll add it to the list

They've done Thousand Sons episodes. You new around here or something? DK was obsessed with them first until he found out Magnus may have actually done a bit of wrong.

@@justinlast2lastharder749they've never done a dedicated primarch and legion episode about the thousand sons.

No defending needed. The Imperium are not, and never have been the good guys of the setting. They're the protagonists, they're human (or at least were), but they're still capital E Evil, and are constantly butchering defenceless civs, xeno or not, all day everyday. If anything there needs to be more stories of space marine characters doing that kind of thing as man do people with a more limited exposure to the lore keep not getting that.

​ @stryke-jn3kv this. I love this moment as the perfect "lol Imperium" moment highlighting the fact that they are horrible and 100% not the good guys

Nobody can be evil if they're hot: that's just science! If you're evil & hot.... you're morally grey! ❤ lol

​@@Secret_Takodachithats why necrons are the true hero's

​@@stryke-jn3kv No one is. I know I root for the Imperium because theyre not the worst, and because they are the only reason humanity hasnt gone extinct. Like, the Imperium is bad. Evil and rotten to its core. But everything else, maybe minus the Tau and Votann, are worse for humanity. Everything sucks and is hyper uber evil.

Plaguebearer: Lalalalala (Swimming in a dumpster pool) C’tan: (Appears)....... Plaguebearer:...... C’tan:.......(EXTERMINATE)

When you think about it, vortex weapons are basically the only thing that can get rid of C'Tan. The C'Tan and Necrons have no connection to the Warp and no Warp-based technology. Every seemingly impossible thing they do is done through pure science, unlike Humans and Eldar who use copious amounts of magic. Thus, while being banished to the Warp won't kill them, if you send them in, they can't get out. The only problem is that you have to actually hit the bastards.

Isn't the Warp as fundamentally incompatible with C'tan as realspace is to the daemonic?

@@Gitskreigit technically is, but it isn't like they weren't in there before. End even if it reasonably would just die, I find it way more hilarious if it didn't. Not mention reasonably doesn't have much in common with c'tan getting defeated by a simple vortex granade

It's also not a FULL C'tan, right? All the previous instances of C'tan have been retconned into C'tan SHARDS.

That’s what happened to the emperor’s children

​@@waltz117 Even better! Parallels!

Emperor’s Children absolutely still believe it is possible to be perfect all the time and if you fall below that expectation, you hold that L because you weren’t perfect enough.

I'd love for everyone else to lose except for Cato sicarius. Just make it absolutely ridiculous to the pijt of Sly Marbo memes. Like I, Cato Sicarius, have done nothing but spawn kill Old One Eye on this hive ship for the past two days. Make him so annoying that the tts memes about everyone wanting him to die become reality.

He just went out to get warp milk

To be fair that is about where most any character should end up eventually in 40k being 40k. It fits.

@@TheGreatBlueBlob while true, it does not make for very interesting story telling to just do the same thing again.

​@@RanRayusame, would be nice if one or two just snaps and goes "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you, peace ima go retire." Kind of moments and now Roberte has to now try and fix this mess.

Then there's me, who's actually excited to hear about the ultramarines

​@@parkerstange851[guy in the back of the room quietly] "yayyyy" *clap clap clap* ❤😂

Huh, okay that scene might be somewhat redeemed within context I guess.

Demolition Man but with a Tau and Space Marine? I see nothing wrong with this 😂

I need to know who represents taco bell within this context.

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

Really? Because some from the Tau community in Warhammer, hates Phil Kelly. One of those being is representing the Ethereals as bad guys when in lore they visionaries and guide for Tau.

How does he get humbled?

​@@huellbadman3529 Haven't read the book, so take this with a grain of salt, but I heard that he got his ass kicked and given mercy by farsight

​@@stargazer378 So the the Tao lady failed a speech check then Sicarius kept rolling 1s against Farsight?

@@huellbadman3529 from what I’ve learned farsight lured Cato into a trap by announcing that he was going to have his warriors targets the apothecary‘s, which angered Cato and caused him and his forces to charge at farsight, but farsight activated an EMP device, which deactivated all electronics systems for the tau warriors and the space marines so with the space marines, defenseless farsight signaled the kroots warriors who were laying in waits for the ambush to hold their blades against the throats of the space marines.

​@@jorgetrevino3821damn, now that's a chad moment

This has been retconed so that Titus had the position directly before Cato did. Cato got promoted directly following the events of Space Marine now

I'm just impressed how accurate they were able to depict it.

Old art was better.

This is I, Cato Sicarius, former captain of the Ultramarines 2nd Company and current commander of the Victrix Honour Guard, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar and High Suzerain of Ultramar. I declare this man as an imposter! For I, Cato Sicarius can confirm that I, Cato Sicarius is the one and only Cato Sicarius, former captain of the Ultramarines 2nd Company and current commander of the Victrix Honour Guard, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar and High Suzerain of Ultramar.

Yeah, I saw that coming

I mean if you're about to die from an eight foot walking tank breaking through your wall you'll try anything in desperation to survive.

She was a water caste civilian (already far more fragile than a normal human) facing an eight foot tall murder machine that was intending to kill her anyway. Gun or no gun she was 100% vulnerable when you factor in what she was facing. Reaching for the gun while distracting her executioner was probably her only small chance of getting out of this alive if she managed to nail the shot. Hell, the fact that she managed to stay calm enough to even attempt this under such circumstances is legit badass. Either way, Cato doesnt need any justification for killing her. In the end of the day he is a Space Marine, a person who has been brainwashed since he was a pre-teen by a fascist regime and turned into a weapon designed to HATE everything that is non-human and to exterminate them with 0 pity, be it soldier or civilian. People tend to forget that. Because lets be real, that Tau could have been an unarmed pregnant mother, in a wheelchair carrying twins in her ams and the outcome would have been the same.

@@_NIKOS9_NIKOS Hence why it's funny

I don't think she had drawn the weapon yet but you are basically correct that Sicarius just didn't care to listen to her at all.

@@555tork just relistened to it, she had actually pointed the gun at numenor's face when cato decided to go "choo choo motherfucker".

@@Tucker0603 she had just drawn the weapon, but Cato was going to do that regardless.

Whats the name of the book?

Exactly. That's why you hate and kill the xenos. They are not out for the betterment of mankind. They are at war with humanity. The only xenos that deserves respect are the green skins. At least they are honest about what their goal is.

Iirc, they *did* mortally wound the tau in the first place, so...

Yes in the "Armour of Fate"

Spikes it at his head, he didnt register what it was before he got turned into paste.

RIP Chaos Bozo, he got pushed down a flight of stairs and broke his neck down 50 floors.

Tigurius too

he used to be hated, as he was like the Ultraist Ultramarine. However since then he has gotten character development (also Ultra-PTSD) and has become a much better character. So people actually genuinely like him now. He is also still funny meme man thanks to TTS

Alternatively he gets stolen by Trazyn and spends the rest of eternity in his museum with the label "is a bitch" on his exhibit

That actual remind me of a short story who name I can not recall, about this grand sorcerer, who doing all sorts of stuff, outdoing powerful rivals magical contest and just being the best... Spoil warning Then you go to the end and realized it a death vision, given by Tzeenteeth himself. The Grand Sorcerer with nothing more than a mutant living in some primitive backwater world, in a trivial shuffle of a rival cult.

@@woaddragon yeah, I was thinking it would involve some Tzeetchian fckery, maybe courtesy of the thousand sons or something (like with Rylanor), where Erebus would see all that only to get the rug pulled from under him in the last few moments

Iron warriors fan or mostly a dantioch Fan?

sensory deprivation is bad enough already, but doing that to a being so pathologically addicted to stimuli is just downright cruel. but knowing what those sick fucks do to their slaves, it's kind of refreshing edit: i believe they were known as the carcharodons, or space sharks