I'm fuckin cryin dude. I didnt think things this funny were still allowed

If only more new fact spewers were this honest, amazing

In the script: ""I read the script."highlight it"

Pretty sure I heard that on bad friends pod but I’ll let it slide lol

My favorite quality he brings is breaking the 4th Wall 😂

Same… but I need some good pasta.

Ur white. Its a fact and not what people consider you

I always felt like an impostor, because I have italian citizenship yet I don't live in Italy and I barely speak italian. But I do love pasta. I do get offended if somebody breaks the spaghetti to put it in the pot. Pasta is my bond with Italy 😂

I forgot to add, I also think pineapple pizza is a major offense. Don't get me wrong, I think people is free to put whatever they like on top of a round, flat dough. Just don't call it pizza.

@@miguelrodriguezcimino1674 factual statement

That you are still considered white

Why are your accents so different?

Cause they're different languages duh​@@atlegangmoeketsi8865

​@@atlegangmoeketsi8865 cause italy is a things just since 1861, before we were never united, every region had a different language and customs, it was only after 1400-1500 that florence dialect started to became culturally "standard italian" because of the many important literature that came from florence writers (such as Dante Alighieri, who even invented new terms in his operas)

In Europe 'White' is not an issue. Thats an American thing. Look how the British beat up on the Irish for 1000 years. Protestants vs Catholic, East vs West... everyone vs the jews.

😂

🤣😂

Makes sense. Same IQ as pizza, apparently.

The cradle of civilization was Egypt and the Middle East but it fell into disgrace when Persia lost against the Islamic peoples everything was over . . .

An Italian pizza?😁

938 likes, a like from the creator and no comment? Lemme fix that

Bilgofs

Definitely was gonna say the same thing verbatim. Lol!

Explain it please

@@seventysue8090 video loops

"Are you one nem puerto ricans?" 😅

Original Mexican* fixed it for you 😂🎉

bruh isnt it Spaniard?

@@iacoponefurio1915definitely not at all original mexicans were the mexica i know your joking but idk why that’s a narrative i hear

​@@iacoponefurio1915the original mexicans, historically were the mexicas, also known as aztecs. a way to fix it would be saying "the original hispanic", as all american hispanics originate from interracial mixing or cultural mixing during the colonial times of the new spain, but the original hispanics were from iberia.

This, thank you! In what context would the categorization even be relevant? It’s just stupid and icky

English and German people started this shit. The whole idea of a “white race”… even tho we all have genetic differences (Celtic v Anglo v Francs v Germanic v Norse v Slavic v Spanish) As an Irish immigrant it’s a little strange being considered white now because a big reason I ended up in North America… is being seen as non white lmfao. So now I’m supposed to be culturally seen the same as English people? Fuuuuuck that.

@@aneleh6I agree it’s pretty racist. Caring so much about race is kinda bizarre. Making all pale people seem like they come from the same “race” is not only a lie but it’s just weird.

​@@krusher181 It's hard not to care about your skin color when you suffer prejudice because of it...

idk, it seems like a lot of the world really struggles with racism and yet they all hate when the topic is brought up. plus they constantly judge americans for bringing it up in an attempt to make things better. maybe they should talk about it more.

Its america thing like most of this ridiculous shit we see nowadays

Until it's convenient for them

The cradle of civilization was Egypt and the Middle East but it fell into disgrace when Persia lost against the Islamic peoples everything was over. . .

Leonardo Davinci, his mother was from the Middle East and his father was Italian, and he was the greatest genius of antiquity.

​@@randomcamus9445"the Islamic peoples", we have a history teacher who can't even speak English, never mind getting facts right? Also why were Romans in a war with persia before Islam, then? Was it because everything was fine and dandy before the Islamic nation attacked? 😂😂

Me, a German guy who speaks Spanish: 😳

​@@lukasschmitz9030das es Mexican

Couldn't agree more

@@lukasschmitz9030🤔🥸

@@lukasschmitz9030a Mexican German?

As a persian, I’m italian

As a Prussian, don't worry. I don't consider you white.

​@theinternetlawyer7126 do you have a white BMW?

​@@theinternetlawyer7126wtf made up crap your not italian man your born with blood only in the family then your 100 percent italian! This is all bull shit anyways crazy 🤪

No N pass? *megamind meme*

Un commento di apprezzamento ed incoraggiamento ai pollici in su.

Andava detto

No shit

@@Harlonna that’s actually how it works they don’t even speak Italian nor have citizenship, just because you share some blood line to a specific place doesn’t mean u inherit the culture, traditions and way of life. Most of them are just a caricature of what the US thinks Italians are, they just behave how Italians are portrayed in Hollywood movies.

​@@Harlonnaits about where you grew up. I grew up in poland, I am a pole. No matter if my relatives happen to be german, I grew up speaking polish in poland among polish culture. Same with americans.

May I add one more thing? At the end you talked about ethnicity and nationality The first one is mainly a matter of culture, language and traditions The second is by a law and jurisdiction standpoint I want to add the phenotypic part, what in every other species is race Since we are talking bout white-non white, I guess that pure skin color has quite a role in it by the purely scientific way, since associating white, black, ecc to habits is quite inconsistent. So yeah, in the white-non white topic it is important, not really in the Italian-Non Italian way tho

Americans and Italian Americans don't consider Italians white.

​@@enricopiu4658 Ethnicity is old Greekish and Nationality is Latinish, but both mean the same thing: kinship.

@@Siegfried5846 I did not know, but I meant it in the more modern sense (words change meaning slightly) A national group IN THE MODERN SENSE is basically people with same citizenship An ethnic group on the other end is cultural much more than it is formal

@@enricopiu4658 It is not long ago that nation was said in that way. Napoleon spoke of "the Jewish nation", even though there was no Israel in his day. There would be less confusion if we all said kinship instead, however, that is true for all loan words: they just muddy up speech.

Eric Andre show is 💩 and purely demented. This gent, on the other hand has soo much more to offer and I would call talented and clever

Yes

And it needs to be a 7:30 video that loops

He'd get blacklisted so fast

Would love it

​@destroykaciig do not speak this heresy upon these sacred halls. Al is the one and only God emperor and you will treat him as such.

@@schlardi1120amen

With himself tho

Aljokes.0

​@@schlardi1120If you ok with praying to something long rotten why wouldn't you try Nurgle? At least Grandfather cares about his flock and really protects

It’s pretty bizarre. I’m from Spain and I recently learned that we spanish are considered people of color in the States 🙃

​@@kentiapalm7America is a segregated place, so them trying to divide everyone as much as possible seems fitting.

I watched an American woman in a video the other day saying "Cristiano Ronaldo, as a person of color...". I commented that he's white. She was all flustered, explaining how I'm wrong. I'm Portuguese. I know what we are. And now I know that Americans are all confused about race.

​@@susanam.826 I had to go look up who that was but I can see her reason for referring to him in that way.

​@Jj-rq9sp You're one of the people who consider Italians people of color? :) You can't look at a southern European and decide whether or not they're POC based on how tanned they are. Being white doesn't mean being "white". A lot of people get that mixed up.

Sure we can. You're the one shaped like a boot. It's the rest of Europe that's hard.

Unless you happen to find petrol xD

The cradle of civilization was Egypt and the Middle East but it fell into disgrace when Persia lost against the Islamic peoples everything was over. . .

Or any other country…I doubt even finding the other continents 😊

Lucky!!!

yes

and it was even less racist too

true roast

You might be, but this guy is American.

Italian thru and thru

@@jakediminico332 Who? You or the guy in the video? He's American.

Are you italian as in born in Italy and are actually, or born in america thinks your Italian like all the "irish" in America?

@@King_Cova 100% italian. I was born in Italy

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Americans do know where Italy is. However, you’d be lucky to find one that knows what the Caucasus is.

You do realize that most Americans are European right?… right?

​@@Harlonna no, you are descent of an european, you are not eiropean anymore

​@@estefaniaroman3283 I wonder what Native Americans think?

Bro I been saying this

Uffff tirando las verdades🗿🍷

I mean....he ain't lying 🤷🏾‍♂️

I speak Spanish but I’m a white American citizen with an entirely white family so what do you call that

​@@brytonzastoupil9746 Weird? 😂

That's like saying I'm Japanese just because I'm learning how to speak Japanese and I'm black

@@RiceCooker-sanI kno u kno what he meant, u kno dat shit is not same😂😂

I'm brazillian and speak portuguese, spanish and english. So am i Mexican, a thief or a stabber?

@@ArthurMarrero shit…. “Turns out. I’m all of them.”

​@@ArthurMarreroturns out you are poor and probably dont know your dad

No offence but it's you. "omg George Lopez and Snooki Polizzo don't even LOOK European!" They literally look like every Southern European ever. So...... Shut it?

@@Angel-he2yj italians do not give a literal fuck about how we look like, i never heard anyone from here say shit like that "we don't look european" we look how we look, and we know very well, we have been a mixture of genes for thousends of years (exept the sardinians). The only one obsessed with the ancestry of random people are americans and italo-americans so not italians. Those are the ones who need to stop this bullshit since they are the one who created it.

@@Angel-he2yj not a single italian will ever say anything like that since we know how we look like, mediterranean not south european, all around the mediterranean area we look alike. The only one that can say things like that are MAYBE italo-americans who no longer have anything Italian about them and have fully embraced American idiocy and keep pushing what in America and Great Britain was saied about us so that we are not whites because "hey we are make everythingabout race". So how about you shut it since you have no idea about what you are talking about ?

What? Snooki isn’t Italian.

​@@Angel-he2yjSnooki is Chilean; she's adopted.

Lol

As a half Spanish person I can confirm that I’m 100% Mexican

As a seven foot two white south african who speaks spanish I guess I'm Mexican and a half.😅

😂😂😂

​@@Immortalrouninlmao 😂

it's not necessarily new as an Italian American I can tell you we weren't considered white in the usa until 1948 and we were discriminated against as well think of it like this before major Mexican immigration to the usa Italians were the immigrants people hated a lot of people don't know but in the 1920s the kkk even attacked Italian communities

@@oogieboogie7332bro he was talking about all the other Spanish speaking people being considered mexican🤦‍♂️ and calm down, my dad is off the boat Italian, we are fricken white. just the superior type of white people- the eastern mediterraneans

@@mizaqenyad4269ey no more superior white people, lastime the italians were involved with that ordeal in the 1940’s it was not a good time

@@oogieboogie7332 Italians still aren't white in my book.

Thanks bro (Puerto Rican here)

Same, I am a Calabrian but people think I look Greek or arabic

Facts

Some people are Corsican, Sardinian, Sicilian, literally Mediterranean Island peoples. Largely descendants of *Phoenicia* .

Right. So you're day glo. Got it.

a normal not racist person answer like that, if americans do means in usa you are ignorant

That makes sense tho

Well today, ethnically, Canadians are mostly chinese and indian.

​@@ikarusxvhaha that's so true

Yes thank u

Best part of Nicaragua is Bluefields

lmao same

@@raymondcerv1370 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

It was pretty cool

Was looking for this

Right. It sounds like another point being made, then you realize it's repeating 😊

Man! I couldn’t un-loop it!

Yeah

Facts

"Soulless, then"

@@neewk Yeeee... were not even true homo sapiens, we are slightly mutated homo sapiens, give us time and we will ascend into a new sub species!

So neon white

​@@PiperEricksonTheEverQueenas far as the rest of us are concerned, gingers have already descended* into a new subspecies.

I mean, we are discriminated against, not racially though. We are white and obviously black people get it a lot worse

Mediterranean Ethnicy don’t exist

as another italian i can confirm this guy is 100% right

I can't tell who said the N word in a room full of Italians anymore

As a non Italian I can confirm I use slurs regularly as well

​@@Lilyiumwhat's wrong with Nicaraguans

As the 1/3 italian i completely disagree, this is a good for nothing stereotype trying to pass italians as racists (Just joking we say the n word a lot)

Now imagine this. Half Italian, half Jamaican and fully gay.

Of course Italian is historically white. Northern Italians are as white as they come. Southern Italians can look darker but that from immigration from around the Mediterranean and North Africa over thousands of years,

No, you’re just like every other mixed person

Lucky bastard I'm just straight Jamaican

@@nouvadevor9518and… a woman

😂

*Mexican

@@Ling__Ling__ True

As a Spaniard I confirm that.

@@Ling__Ling__ 2set... here? lol

@@highgroundproductions8590 yes

You wish. They be hittin the clubs with us on the weekends.

Everyone knows they're from Brooklyn, you never watch mario world?

Yall can have Yoshi

You guys should look up a shots clip with i think Mexican yoshi, Dominican mario and cuban luigi 😂😂😂 its puregold

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

true

Ay i got a photo of it he was doing it on the bus I was one a few days ago

Anymore be hitting different

Bro should've said, "I know what it means. Wait... do YOU masturbate in public!? Bro, that's weird af" 😂

Not anymore

Lol

@kevingrau2614the Mexican lifestyle 😂

🤣🤣🤣 I snorted laughing at this comment 💀💀💀

I for example do not speak Spanish, and I'm obviously not a Mexican. So there you go.

U speak spanish ?

Sì, sei italiano, eh? Perché non parliamo un po' in Italiano, allora?

@@gabrielesolletico6542 What would that even prove

dont italians speak spanish

@@gabrielesolletico6542 certo fra, che voi dí?

​@@nickjunior9862we speak Italian

Lmao, true

Canadians kind of do it… though the Canadian government, when doing the census, always has a hard time collecting racial and ethnic data as Canadians often just put down Canadian when that’s not what the government is asking lol.

It’s what lead to Whoopi Goldberg’s idea that WW2 wasn’t about race because “Jews are white”, I had another person tell me “do you know how ridiculous it is to guess a persons racial nationality from their facial features?” In reference to discrimination of Jews and I just lost it because that is entirely what happened, Maybe I’m autistic cause I can easily discern Russian and German faces 💀

​@@gamingwhilebroken2355in many countries in Europe like France or Spain it's illegal to collect racial data in the official census

The rest of us clobber each other based on religion, culture and language. Because theres barely a color difference. 😂

Do you live in the US? I could not explain how someone could mistake Arabic for Italian otherwise 😂

Arabic sounds like a weasel that's choking on something it shouldn't have in its mouth in the first place!

I'm italian and I was mistaken for an arab by an arab.

By look yeah, but once you started speaking Def not

@@drawingsticks5333 in my case he mistook something I said in italian for arabic.

😂😂

That's my Italian wife.

There's more to Blackness than complexion. Unless you mean your hair texture, features, and the way society treats you magically changes with the seasons too

​@melodi2036 in Europe your perception don't work 😂

😂me too but I'm Sicilian!

😂😂😂 this is the funniest comment in this section xD

😂

😆😆😆😆😆

ma chi cazzo lo capisce lo spagnolo in Italia?

@@Yep6803a lot of ppl actually, the languages are very similar

Yeah it's funny. Most Americans probably don't even know that Italy is a country in Europe.

​@@MyAnalyserthey think it's an area of new York lol😅

@@MyAnalyserwho tf doesn't understand italy is in europe? I've never met a single person in my entire life who didn't know that

@@MyAnalyser Wow, you're special. Americans learn Geography too, did you know?

@@captainLoknar bruh

What 😂 Spaniards look NOTHING like Hispanics

Only Americans would ask that question in the first place.

Put a Nigerian in a room with a Ghana man and you'll see no difference. Italian and a Polish....

​@@flipflierefluiter5665 an American would never ask if your black they have eyes man

Had to through that ian at the end cause it would have gotten a strike if you didn't I learned the hard way

Lmao, you'd be surprised by the amount of Somalis, Ethiopians etc identify more with their ethnicity then their race😭 Esp East Africans in general.

as an Italian, i can confirm we have no other race

😂

@@yjraptor racist!

As an Italian, I can say with confidence that we gesticulate with each other in private.

@@kookie_dow2690 SHIT!!! bro don't say too much, you'll blow our cover

😂 Know how that feels like, I'm that one Colombian dude living in Canada. Everyone who isn't my friend thinks I'm Mexican and everyone who are my friends give me memes in portuguese to translate.

Mesma coisa…

Que onda Paisa 🇲🇽 😂

​@@eduardogaona8510 Lol... I truly thought this kind of troubles would happen only to Brazilians once Brazil is the only country in latin america that speaks Portuguese.

@@Makiaveli01 😂

😂😂😂😂

As a transgender male I can confirm I am female

@@garrett3726🤏

As Puerto Rican I also confirm we are Mexican

All the Spaniards: 😢

Being a fairly tanned Italian doesnt make one nonwhite. Skin can be tanned.

Its due to like 2 centuries of being colonized by arabs

Yeah but that was more so for ethnic and xenophobic reasons than racial. Italians were always considered white by the racial rules of the US.

Ohhh, I dunno. I live in the Pennsyltucky area of PA and the local racists do not believe I'm white because I have extremely curly (blonde) hair and Italian features along with a Middle Eastern amber eye color. (Turkish wars in the Old Country) My grandmother and grandfather experienced the same thing when they were dating. He was platinum haired, silver eyed, and ruddy. She was the daughter of Italian immigrants. He got into more than one fight over people calling my grandmother racial slurs. I don't care what the racists think I am. They can go bite their own butts, for all I care.

@@deaconsmom2000 I quite frankly just don't believe you. That sounds made up and fantasized

@@GigaNietzschewhiteness is made up and used to exclude anyone who wasn’t British/Anglo or Scandinavians. Irish, Italian, Jews were literally not considered white until recently. Now it starts to slowly include some Latinos/Mexicans and Asians. It’s all made up

@@GigaNietzscheit really wasn’t. i guess you haven’t heard of the racial slur guinea directed towards italians. google it

I call that "shrimpy" lol

😂

If your pinkishnrednthenbyour not Italian your white Italian. Real Italians are brown/bronze/light skinned

​😂😂😂😂​@@kyleoconnell779

Italians are caucasian deal with it.​@@kyleoconnell779

We all noticed it. It just doesn't need a spotlight. The subtly is what made it a joke...

😅I noticed

I was looking for this comment😂

When I thought he meant gesticulate I was fine when the joke kicked in I forgot

Someone did 3 months before your comment was made

You can tell Italians are white because people don’t know what the Italian slurs start with anymore.

What about the W word?

​@@STElevationbro there is an I word. You just don't say it. Dago and Wop aren't nearly as reviled as the I word

Capital I.

il’vento d’oro?

When a sicilian says something so arabic you gotta hit them with that ostrogoth stare:

I'm italian and you're right, this is s*ite 100% made in the US.

Because the vast majority of people there are white and also people of color there aren’t considered actually native Irish (or whatever European country) even if they were born there people ask them where they are from, and unless they are white people don’t think of them as actually Irish

As an American if used to be like that growing up… but now it’s like people are trying to bring back racism.

Same with white folks in America( except for the "wokies" They're obsessed 🤷

​Wrong Caucasians are a tiny subgroup of a subgroup of Europeans. I'm no Caucasian

Bruh, I read this exactly when he said it 🤯

Better Italy ❤🇮🇹❤️

In Florida everyone with natural pigmentation more than a white person, is a Mexican lol I'm native American, french and spanish, but to everyone I'm Mexican, someone from Honduras showed up, they're also Mexican. The Venezuelan girl who looks pretty white, green eyes, well shes a white mexican lol if she didn't speak spanish she'd be white in their eyes!

First of all Italian means little to nothing, since its a word that describes a mix of populations that have been unified very recently. Second of all northern Italians are very different genetically from the Middle Italians and the South Italians.​ Third Spain has been an Arab countryfor over 1000 years and its by far the most non Caucasian country of Europe. Also the Muslims stopped in the South of Italy and never mixed with the Middle or northern people of Italy.@josephsalvolo3727

@@wolfe74- Spain is NOT an Arab country!! And yes, its native population is Caucasian. You are illustrating the blatant ignorance rampant in the USA.

​@@wolfe74The fact that there was arabic present for 8 centuries doesnt mean there had to be genetic interchange, and there wasnt much, thus any spanish is genetically representative of what western Europe is.

Well, no one is Chinese by choice 😂

You can always drop by my Mexican household, in Argentina

@@FuneralProcessionno one is anything by choice

Chexican. Or is that a Mexican in the Czech Republic?

Lies. Look at the people of color in European countries like Africans or Arabs and how they are being treated in those countries.

Well I´m from Panama and I´m Mexican too! coincidencia? no lo creo

same bro

What about Spanish people? Do they count as mexicans too?

@@st.haborymyes

no hablo espanol perfectamente, pero Colombia me encanta muchisima, besos de Serbia (nosomos no estan 'blanco' tampoco)

everyone from USA share this very similar allergy. its their own Pandemic and no cure to be found so far...

Because he lives in his autistic Caucasian "wishful thinking" world where race, history, geography and common sense are just ignored

Yeah, we don't gesture with our hands in public.

@@a_angry_bunny whattaya tawkin about? 🤌

”anymore”

​@@juztplayinminecraft385keyword right here. FBI, feel free to check this one's public records, I think you'll find some sticky shit.

Are you fat? NO I'm AmErIcAn

said no American ever

Oh, so definitely white lmao

American doesnt mean white bozo​@@Enbionic_Titan

​@@subratadhar7698 "Are you white?" Said literally nobody ever lol

Felicidades 😅

Ain’t no way 😂😂😂 I was known as “stupid Mexican” amongst people. Even though I was natter than them 😂

Congrats, brother tropico. as a Mexican you are hereby given membership to the racist club. Find your friends’ 23&me and give them hell. They will respect you for it 🫡

tropical is wild lmao

There's a BIG diference between your people and my people, you guys are responsible for bringing Bad Bunny to the music industry. And for that, you should be ashamed, feel bad for it.

You do understand how easily that’s done right?

​@@harryosborne8215and yet pretty rare. First time ive seen a video loop round so smoothly and seemlessly.

@@matthewsands3591 I’ll ask again though. You know how it’s done right? I’ll assume you do and answer for anyone else reading. The “end” of what he filmed isn’t where the loop starts and ends. The loop is in the middle of a continuous scene, but he positioned the video to end in the middle. Basically like taking a VHS tape and cutting it in a random spot and then taping it back together

@@harryosborne8215 yeah, I noticed that. Still was well done and while easy enough to do, it's still pretty rare to see such a smooth loop.

@@harryosborne8215the definition of “tell me you think you’re really smart without telling me you think you’re really smart”

Idk if that's actually used but it's just a portmanteau of "gesture" and "articulate". Pretty smart if you ask me.

@@Saul_Atreidesit is used actually, apparently it means using dramatic gestures instead of speaking, or when you speak. Learn something new every day!

​@@Saul_Atreidesnah its old it comes from latin

@@Rork333 Imma call BS, unless you can cite a source. I did just open a latin dictionary, and Latin does not seem use "gesture" the same way English does

@@Saul_Atreides 1) English and Latin aren't even structured the same 2) you don't speak Latin 3) I'm tired of people telling me I'm wrong cuz they're stupid 4) your source. The word "gesticulating" comes from the Latin word gesticulatus, which is the past participle of gesticulari. Gesticulari means "to gesture, mimic" and comes from gesticulus, which means "a mimicking gesture". Gesticulus is a diminutive of gestus, which means "gesture". Gestus comes from gerere and gestum, which mean "to bear, carry, perform".

lmfaoooo damn texas lets not get started on florida

@@AudreySatoriFRRR- I’m from the UK and when I talk to my friend from Florida, I fully understand this 😭

​@@bradiboiwastaken3823whats wrong with Florida?

🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️😆💞

@@_--Reaper--_ everything! lol

Yes. Italian is a nationality, white would be the race.

@@denisha645 Let's call a spade a spade. If he was from the north and had a slight accent, or was wealthy. Italian would have never been mentioned. This did give my grandmother a unique set of genes. A roman nose, coffee skin ... and blonde hair and blue eyes.

@@ShenandoahTim What the heck is coffee skin? Why are we using food to describe skin color?? Also, there are black people with dark skin pigmentation that have naturally blonde and blue eyes (and not mixed with white ancestry).

@@ShenandoahTim My point was you can be both white and Italian... theres separation between the two, because ethnicity and nationality are different concepts (similar, but different).

@denisha645 Your response is very twenty first century. That was a nineteenth century census form. I don't even know if the word ethnicity existed then. The point I was trying to make was that there was little chance they would have written "white irish" under race, If my great grandfather had been from ireland. One of the things I regret, is not collecting more family oral history when I had a chance.