This went harder than the resonance cascade incident in HL1! lovely work!

Hey that wasn't "half" bad :)

I've been with you for almost a decade now and I can say that you've truly improved your flow and lyricism over the years. Amazing job man.

Me: What is the whole plot of half life? Dan Bull: Hello There!

Thank you for letting me work on my favourite track of yours about my favourite game!!!!!

Now you have to rap all of Portal 2's plot. KIDDING

Thanks to everyone who helped in the making of this video, it was definitely not a one-man job! If you want to see how the animations were made, head over to Pluffy's channel and see the behind-the-scenes, it is fascinating kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z8ComZpplbvQcac.html You can also see my Half-Life 1 rap-up right here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aZ2TjcSC08uceYE.html

1:59 its so fast i cant understand anything, but i love it

Just wow. I can't imagine the ammount of work but this is freakin good.Well done Dan, you'll never disapoint me.

Hotter than the two nukes dropped on Black Mesa.

If the Episode 2 rap doesn't end with an unsatisfying cliffhanger, I'm boycotting.

I started watching way back when you did Diggy Diggy Hole, and I haven't missed an upload yet. You never fail to impress and improve

Well done PluffyFX for the really nice animations

I've never understood Horror movies, they just seem like comedies to me. But my first playthrough of Ravenholm? That was scary as f**ck! I had a hard time sleeping for days after that.

The Dan Bull logo turning upside down to form a headcrab is unseaable. Freaking love it

I almost cried when I heard that "G-G-G-G......F-F-F-F" I remember watching your Half Life rap back around when it came out, it was how I found your channel Half Life is such an amazing series and I love how you can sum it up in song And I love how the music changes to be more creepy in Ravenholm, always was my favorite chapter

I love it when you make a callback to your older raps

This is probably is one of my favorite songs to listen to by dan

Storytelling and rap? This is absolute art.

Your logo turning into a stylized headcrab was awesome.

GOD DAMN, this track is good, i especially like the way you (Dan) change the beat, midway through the song... amazing work as always!!

6:14 Nice Valve reference. XD

2kliksphillip didn't need to do that hour long series summary lol

You just made this entire rap just so that you could get away with turning your logo into a Headcrab at 5:45, didn't you?

Pfluffy's cinematics were great, still pretty eerie on another viewing. Also, the headcrab logo flip was adorable. I hope we'll get to see him again.

Dan please I can't keep buying new PCs every time you set one on fire

we need episode 1 and 2 now

This is what happen when you leave a series dormant for this long

Since your Resident Evil rap I've been listening to it so many times for inspiration. I don't even play those games, but the pure storytelling in your rap is so damn good. And now I've got another one - thank you Dan!

jesus what an absolute banger you'll never cease to amaze me dan and holy hell i didn't even mention the video, mad props to pluffy for that, the video was spectacular

Can we talk about that smooth a*s transition into Ravenholm, Nova Prospekt, and The Citadel.

I really like these "rapping the entire plot of a game franchise" songs. You should do Kingdom Hearts. Song would probably be about 30 minutes long. XD

I always love your game recap raps. Great work as usual.

I love this longer story format, it makes a great treat to hear one savage nonstop flow!

Keep up the awesome work dan, You're doing good with these songs, Love it my man.

Your flow at 3:42... We need more of this

I like this rap. I want episode 1 and 2 right now.

This is awesome dan, and I’m just at the intro.. and now it’s lagging by how fast you’re rapping

Since I'm on mandatory stay in, imma just binge all your vids 👌

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF CITY 17 WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥

Dan bull will always "still got it".

Masterfully Done 🤘🏻

Awesome one dan, one of the best yet. Now all I'm gonna wait for is Half-Life 3 epic rap.

What a wonderful stroll down memory lane. Played this through many times and still bits I forget about.....many I will NEVER FORGET!

Easily one of the most impressive songs you've made. The amount of detail you were able to put in this with the lyrics is a talent in itself. That's not even counting the fact the song just slaps

“Hey, this place has really gone downhill since we left from the station” one of my favorites of yours Dan. I also love the part when you have to roads. Absolutely dantastic.

I think this might be my favourite yet. Beautiful flows.

Good editing. 1am and I'm rocking my head back and forth to this

Hurrah for no chorus, just sweet speedy rhymes! I dig!

This bangs harder than Gordan hitting Headcrabs with the Crowbar! 😂

Damn Daniel! Excelling yet again, revolutionising Nerdcore like you were Valve and Nerdcore was First Person Shooters.

After many years, the time has come

Amazing job! Looking forward to HL3 video 😅

This is one of my favourite raps from you Dan, and I hope you make more game summary raps like this! And another vegan rap. . . 13 years since "This Pig"!

Great amazing song dan, cant wait for the next. Speaking of which wheres soldier 76 :)

Dan you are a national treasure dude. This is amazing. Thanks for all the years you've spent doing this.

Dan Bull, love you ❤️. Keep making such epic tracks !

And another dope track in the list, well done!

Me trying to predict rhymes: "One of these 4 lines is going to end with 'clusterfuck'." Dan: "I'm putting 'clusterfuck' in the middle of a line to make it 5 rhymes."

My boi Dan Bull! This was so dope, I really liked 3:35 - 4:50, but my favorite lyrics were: "Yo Barney, chuck us down a crowbar.. Running in swinging it at em' , gonna twat em'. splitting their scalps like he was splitting an atom" + entire Ravenholme segment was bangin' as well, the entire thing was just so damn good, I really respect the skill and appreciate the time and effort you put into this. Lots of Love.

Hello little fellow Holy crap! You're tall! Go! Go! Dog, fetch that basketball! This has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard in a rap.

Okay so this is now like my 10th time listening to this song, favourite part is "RAVENHOLMMM"

God I loved the flow and instrumental change from ravenholm to the beach section

I love the cross-reference at the start, your HL2 rap still one of the best.

Ahhh yeah. Now just do one or Ep. 1 & 2 and then Half-Life Alyx

"Spinning your Head round with Dan Bull lyrics" Nailed it.

You always make best songs everybody's favourite games

I think you should make a hat of the bullcrab (Dan bull headcrab), you'd make millions

Oh damn this came out in my birthday

We need a Half-Life: Alyx rap :O

[lyrics]: Story time Twenty years since the incident at Black Mesa The G-Man makes the Freeman wake up On a train to City Seventeen Dystopian as a city's ever been Oh see who's popped up on the screen Black Mesa's administrator Doctor Wallace Breen But as Gordon arrives to step in the station He's pulled aside for interrogation Separated into a darkened damp room Hang on a second is that not Barney Calhoun? It's hard to tell who's good guys or bad But they decide to rout through to Kleiner's lab On the way get a glimpse of the combine empire Now there's a raid run, run try and get far Scatter like a cat and a mouse in chase Now they found you they're smacking a baton around your face uh Wake up, wake up Doctor Freeman Who's this face? He must have been dreaming Ha, not a chance That's Alyx Vance And by all accounts she's about to Gallivant Down to the lab with you just behind her 'Cause she'd got to find you for Doctor Kleiner This place isn't easy as ABC Super tough environment here's an H.E.V. suit Just in time to teleport you to all of the other scientists to support their assault But sod's law And of course there's a flaw And a balls up when Lamarr causes a fault And the forces that saw it are all on patrol Looking for Gordon so Gordon is forced to withdraw Down through the canals, fucking hell, better go hard "Yo Barney, chuck us down a crowbar" Running in, swinging it at them Going to twat them Splitting their scalp as if he's splitting an atom Picking up the pistol this prick was packing Dispatch the dispatched units attacking Train hopping got to save himself Popping into station twelve Ain't stopping on the nature trail Been breaking cells And evading shells Dash dead fast into station six Smash Headcrabs into bacon bits Whatever floats your boat Apropros to note The bloke rode a motorboat 'Til the rotor broke Whoa bro those flows, just don't Fucking hell You're stuck in a canal so get out Running for cover fast Funneling into a tunnel Wonder what'll come of that Going to get pummeled So let a Vortigaunt fit a gun to the top of it So none can stop it And then confront a copper That's in a hunter chopper Dropping a hundred tons of bombs on top of us Pop, pop, Freeman's done with apocalypse Damn, how long did that take to reach Black Mesa east? Seemed like a couple days at least A crazed police state they were chasing Freeman Through waterways and streets all the way To the door of his destination jeez So get the kettle on and make some tea (chai) Got bread to break with Eli Mossman and Alyx and another little green guy Now we've had a minute having some fun Got to get grappling with the gravity gun No ammunition in this kind of cannon there's none Pulling and pushing and grabbing is how the damage is done Now come and meet Dog, he's a robot pet Ooh, can i stroke him? No, not yet Hello little fellow, holy crap you're tall Go go Dog fetch that basketball Oh god, heck, that's not a ball That's a bomb so let's smash that wall And get on But then Gordon and Dog are separated and so Gordon heads on into Ravenholm Wow, hey, this place has really gone downhill since we left from the station This neglect must be the effect of zombie gentrification Unless this statement's mistaken I reckon the neighbours must have taken a vacation To a place that ain't full of the flaming remains of Ravenholm The failing favela Full of razor blades to rotate and impale you Hey, by the way this part's bloody gory I warned you too late timing it poorly But still it'd be a far different story If Gordon hadn't found Father Grigori Who graciously donated a shotgun Shucks, mate, always wanted one and now i've got one They haven't got long They're short of time But i'm sure there's a mine They'll be sure to find Then Gordon goes on leaves Grigori behind To race through the blaze to his grave it's an awkward goodbye It's an awkward goodbye (4x) Freeman sees that Eli's been shipped to Nova Prospekt So he's got to hit the road and hope there are no upsets Reach the coast there's beaches, docks Wrecks and bath towels like a TV box set's Plot set in Nassau a hot mess like trap houses Spot checks and crackdowns On crack rocks so they have no option but to get up and crack scalps Then hot stepping flat out With the gas down 'Til the ash clouds Are in the rear view mirror, what, it's not got one? Don't book an mot, i doubt it'd pass now Get out the dying car To fight the Antlion Guard Say Sayonara, bye bye To the giant fly 'Cause by and large It's necessary pest control Swatting them like flies now Firing rockets off the top Of a conical lighthouse With comical timing the combine are like moths to a flame They must be like "my god, we've lost him again" It's not been the same Since Freeman got a box of Pheropods to chuck Now the game's full of bugs their QA testers must have sucked There's such a bloody mess looks like they crushed them with a monster truck It's just a clusterfudge of shoveled rubble, puddles, dust and muck Anyway what is this place? Some sort of prison base I reviewed it on Google Places Let's just say it isn't great I've never had to look up prison riots on TripAdvisor Then again i've never had to break out a resistance fighter The screws were getting turnt so Gordon fricking lit them right up Leave their britches burnt as if they're bitten by a widow spider Isn't it nice to get a bit of quality time, Alyx? Just to find Mossman is a combine spy, dammit I've had it with the two-faced snake And i very much doubt that my views may change Finally they find her, too late mate Eli's in her noose made to escape With great haste teleports him straight to the Citadel Then vacates to the same place in it as well It may be dangerous just a tiny tad But we need to take it to get to Kleiner's lab So climb in the back and let's split Combine are attacking, no time for Netflix No time to chill We got to find the girl Quicker than Simon Cowell Could frickin' sign a deal But on the other side Kleiner reveals They've been stuck in time spinning on the ride like a wheel And a week went by In the blink of an eye That was seen as a sign: Begin the uprising City Seventeen, civil war, it's a living hell Even more reason for storming the Citadel So let's meet Barney for breakfast We need energy for storming the Nexus Kill combine put it down on the checklist Didn't ring ahead so i doubt they'll expect us But if they're trying to find us They might just find us Fighting striders like this Things are really popping off it's looking like apocalyptic prophecies Hypotheses were properly predicted Turn up as a person you're going to leave as liquid When you going to learn to give Gordon Freeman distance He's not as masculine as normally depicted He doesn't have to be the former laws have been restricted This protagonist is just a man who gets shit finished efficiently No matter just how bad it gets the town burns The Valve turns A well learned lesson, now we'll found out the outcomes Well, flipping hell, this is it We're in the Citadel now didn't miss a trick But even if he did Doctor Freeman is a wiz At retrieving opportunities from seemingly impossible Unfeasibly and inconceivably tough predicaments The gravity gun is pulling your muscles off your ligaments Pick them up and chuck them down an elevator shaft Particularly the ones who made our escapade a faff But admit it, this is pretty fun, ragdoll physics Spinning your head round like Dan Bull lyrics That captivating you forgot to breathe Good job we booked a meeting in with Doctor Breen So hurry up, pull your socks up, we must proceed I know it's tough when there's oh so much to see But there's a job to do, prisoners to free It seems Mossman's role in this is not complete Unlocked, released The team watch as Breen flees Up to the top to release the beast So he must be stopped just like SOPA and ACTA Our only hope is a broken reactor But there's a bloke that we know coming at you Froze motionless as if he's broken your back Well spoken you've seen him before You're without hope as he leaves through the door Well, what do you think a sequel is for?

Loved it Dan :D you should do a FEAR one next :D

What a banger! Fantastic track Dan!!

4:36 Anyways what is this place? "NOVA PROSPEKT"

You should do an Organ Trail rap, that would be fun to watch.

Great as always

Lyrical fucking genius as always my man! This was such a sick beat.

now we just need episodes 1 and 2

this is honestly one of the most impressive things ive seen on youtube

Dan Bull is the undesputed master of fast game raps.

Next Rap: Rapping the story of Metal Gear Solid

Yes! This reminds me of the Half Life 1 rap, one of my favorites of yours :)

that was so damn fast, good work

HL2 is my favorite game of all time. You just made it better. Fucking christ that was good. also edit. The beginning being a reference to the first rap is *kiss fingers*

3:47 ... is that a subtle reference to Black Sails I hear? :)

Absolutely amazing well done Dan

BARS

The first time I listened to this, I just thought it was cool, this is now like my 30th time listening to it. I love it.

After watching Many A True Nerd play this, I really appreciate this rap.

Be honest . I like all of your rap dan . All looks epic for me

Simply a masterpiece, so fucking amazing!

that swell before Dan says Ravenholm at 3:11 is the epitome of perfection

now i want an episode 1 and 2 rap recap

About time does it

Yet another banger

I never played this game but this is an awesome song Dan! You should try this with other video games.

I'm surprised this video hasn't blown up like Black Mesa did.

I've waited 5 years for this...

This wordplay is amazing

Nicely done, Dan. Can't wait for your rap on Half-Life 3.