Ivan Decker - Zoos Shouldn't Exist Anymore
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4 жыл бұрын#IvanDecker on what you need to know before buying a juicer, how hamsters make terrible pets, and why zoos are obsolete.
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@phasm42 4 жыл бұрын
"You make no decisions, it's cuddle time." 😅
@ashleywilson1237 4 жыл бұрын
Started a little awkward but I almost peed my pants by the time he was describing what it’s like to own a hamster. 🔥
@millennialgirlie2029 4 жыл бұрын
Different boxes for my weird things was the best way to describe a zoo lol 🤣🤣🤣
@roadhouse6999 4 жыл бұрын
He is possibly the most caucasian person I've seen.
@roadhouse6999 4 жыл бұрын
@Derek Lowe Doesn't change how white Ivan Decker is.
@ak-cardwell 4 жыл бұрын
@@roadhouse6999 which is incredibly
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
White ain't right
@roadhouse6999 4 жыл бұрын
Welp, this took a turn south quick.
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
@@roadhouse6999 lol
@EL-fe6xh 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. Love it so much!!
@Spaceman2484 4 жыл бұрын
I feel you’re alone in your assessment
@phasm42 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this like five times today, absolutely love it 😅
@djstef457 4 жыл бұрын
Love the hamster description
@kyriesanchez4122 4 жыл бұрын
He finished the set hella strong. I’m looking forward to seeing him grow as a comedian
@Josh-hs3ft 4 жыл бұрын
this is one of the best i hv seen,. must say that it never gets old and each time i watch this video it's like im watching it for the 1st time.
@JorgeMartinez-iq2tc 3 жыл бұрын
"No But it smells like Shit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TK-yh4hn 2 жыл бұрын
I was on the fence about getting a juicer!! So glad I found this 😂🙂😂
@bartaugustus4319 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought of that I think there's some truth to that no reason to have animals locked up anymore LOL I think that's accurate
@arthurhe5398 3 жыл бұрын
zoos that should still exist now are artificial mating breeding grounds for rare animals while locked up
@bagofsteel9152 4 жыл бұрын
My hamster was badass he'd always crawl out the cage into my hand and just start grooming himself. Must've been a top percent hamster.
@zombieslayer689 3 жыл бұрын
It hurts to laugh so hard. Love this guy
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
His stuff was funny. Maybe not great stand up, but more like the fun witty guy at work kinda funny..?
@ssgssbeet4133 4 жыл бұрын
*whitey
@NB-ky5ol 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
@@ssgssbeet4133 well yes he is a white boy but I meant like clever and quip ya know...witty
@MissJoy16 3 жыл бұрын
Like he'd be a good SNL writer or something? I can see why someone would say that haha
@collinkattengell9377 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously one of the funniest sets I've seen in a loooong time, great job Ivan!
@Nick_C1997 Жыл бұрын
My grandma was blind and we took her to a zoo once, when I asked her what she thought, she said “It’s just noises and smells.”
@alaskavand1043 4 жыл бұрын
His face doesn't move much, I don't know why that bothers me.
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
Yes now that you mentioned it . . .🤔
@erichand7548 3 жыл бұрын
I heard him on satellite and he’s was hilarious. When you see his face he’s not as funny
@nanettecormier8513 Ай бұрын
This is a little darker than his more recent material. He just kept getting better!
@caydenkeltgen5661 3 жыл бұрын
His bit with the missing tiger and his closing punchline were really solid. He's a solid comedian, but he has to master the delivery before he can go further.
@henrysmith4037 4 жыл бұрын
He stands like a first grader who just pissed his pants
@Alr1ghtyThen 4 жыл бұрын
This was way funnier than anything he said
@NB-ky5ol 4 жыл бұрын
Lol How in the hell did you....? You must be a 1st grade teacher. 😂
@xjonnybro 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@caydenkeltgen5661 4 жыл бұрын
If this guy fixed his posture and had a stronger opening joke, he would be able to turn the audience to his side a lot faster. Overall, great set and I can't wait to see more
@chriswright8114 2 жыл бұрын
posture has nothing to do with comedy
@AwfulEye 3 жыл бұрын
who brought a blind person to the zoo lol im legally blind and went to the dept of the blind in richmond va to learn o&m, braille and other things. around Halloween they took all of us students on a ghost hunting adventure ..... now i can still see good enough to know this probably was going to be HILARIOUS the poor guide was pointing like over here in this house is where betty sue died and she haunts that house .... while pointing, id look everyone was looking in totally different directions and i lost it, i about cried laughing. when we got back to the center all the students were hanging out and all of us were like wtf just happened lol
@Xpzilla 4 жыл бұрын
Started the vid being annoyed by him, ended the vid liking him
@robertschwartz4810 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he look like Andrew Rannels?
@klounpound6945 3 жыл бұрын
Not my normal style. But this was funny.
@kishacalhoun6414 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣🤣
@thewhat531 4 жыл бұрын
That jacket makes him look like he has giant hips.
@thomasvigil7807 4 жыл бұрын
....a juicer ......coooool
@MomCatMeows Жыл бұрын
Neck horse 😂
@kingofbento64j.h.20 4 жыл бұрын
Had an epiphany watching this
@tbrogoit02 Жыл бұрын
I hear influences from a few different comedians in his delivery. Almost exactly like theirs
@retroboomer3197 2 жыл бұрын
Dude hasn't learned about a blender. lol
@mirsad96 4 жыл бұрын
Poor neck horse.
@todo8328 3 жыл бұрын
...heyyy, carrots are pretty good on juice
@analozada9475 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like the tiki torch frat boys from Charleston Virginia lol 😬
@Mrojersey 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious‼️ I laughed the whole time
@GNstudios1000 4 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked his comedy
@bryandawson5330 4 жыл бұрын
I love his stand up, hes hysterical without being vulgar
@Jaythesparrow 3 жыл бұрын
Vulgar comedians are funnier
@austenhead5303 3 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with being vulgar?
@grantkitchen1033 4 жыл бұрын
What he said about hamsters is not true. They do bond with their owners.
@ajaystephen869 4 жыл бұрын
Cool 👍🏼👌🏻
@wadisanaa 4 жыл бұрын
so freaking funny...…….never seen this guy before
@fcknrad Жыл бұрын
Oh lord the first half was a lil rough
@oceaser6977 4 жыл бұрын
He’s pretty funny
@THELYRICALTMAN 4 жыл бұрын
He's funny, but he kinda looks like a malnourished Tom Brady 😂 but he kept me laughin
@phasm42 4 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen it, watch his set on being Afraid of Spiders, really good.
@THELYRICALTMAN 4 жыл бұрын
@@phasm42 I'll check it out, preciate it my dude
@austenhead5303 3 жыл бұрын
My 42-y-o cousin got a pet bunny. On purpose. For herself. I remain mystified.
@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын
Pinhead and boxes for sale $$$AmericanA Park 🤫👽🖤😍🙂
@mariamz4 4 жыл бұрын
The only pets that enjoy human company are dogs and arguably cats, but there are many other species of animals u can own, shared affection is not a determining factor in pet choice
@amberlema2088 2 жыл бұрын
💜🤣💜🤣💜🤣💜
@jdmcclendon4988 4 жыл бұрын
That juicing bit was very Brian Regan of him...
@grovermarchand5537 4 жыл бұрын
Real men get gerbils
@sophiatroanska1432 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable clean comedy
@Alr1ghtyThen 4 жыл бұрын
Clean-ish. He cursed a few times. Definitely refreshing from the downright filthy comedy I'm used to. 😂
@joey_bonesjr3230 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed more at the comments !
@iframesz 4 жыл бұрын
I guess this was funny
@TheNotoriousKRP 4 жыл бұрын
Does this guy know that you can get cold press juicers that are better?
@Batchall_Accepted 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Elvis The Alien doing stand up?
@TheJimmyp427 3 жыл бұрын
Closeted Mormons are the funniest
@mandiwolfe6631 3 жыл бұрын
If mixed Tom Brady and Cary Elwes.....
@descoiatorul 4 жыл бұрын
Did he say "hampster"?
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
??
@descoiatorul 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobbisue313 in the hamster story he repeatedly says "hampster", which is not a word.
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
@@descoiatorul Aaaaa. You right. I'm an idiot I thought it was spelled that way. Lol.
@stevenfranks3131 Жыл бұрын
If Bill Burr and Colin Jost had a son.... 🙂
@BimBamZimZam 4 жыл бұрын
Some of the comments here are really funny, can't say the same about the video
@ThatGmoney Жыл бұрын
I won tickets to this guy’s show. I am happy I missed it.
@wesleywarsmith1113 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Reagan's jokes are much funnier told by Brian Reagan
@nocturnalferalguitarist 4 жыл бұрын
I'd hope so because this guy sux
@toddgarver5397 4 жыл бұрын
Peasants made their own juice. So he is paying more to be a peasant lol
@diegodonjuan 4 жыл бұрын
Peasants made thier own juice you say? Please tell me more of this peasant juice. We need a new emoji... Trying to hold in laugh .
@jungletheme2094 4 жыл бұрын
Killlllllenit
@simonking195 4 жыл бұрын
This is Comedy? 😂😂 Demi lardner tier 😂
@shockminerx1518 4 жыл бұрын
U probably own a hamster
@gavinknightjackson6307 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaaaaa
@randomcommenter7170 4 жыл бұрын
I had a many pet hamsters, their personality is probably better than a dogs, and they're super smart the main thing I don't want another one is because they die within 2-3 years
@Meta.Empress 2 жыл бұрын
Except when they eat their babies
@Blackspice557 4 жыл бұрын
He was kinda funny.
@MrKaje72 4 жыл бұрын
Something’s not right...with his face.
@bobgillis1137 4 жыл бұрын
Gee, he sounds just like famous Elliot Rodgers.
@melissabrown800 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he’s trying to have John mulaney energy but he doesn’t do it as well
@techdiesel4026 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t say I laughed, so does that mean it’s bad comedy or am I the problem here?
@RashtaEinthisB 4 жыл бұрын
just not our kinda guy
@ajaystephen869 4 жыл бұрын
It was fine. I enjoyed it. It wasnt hilarious but it was fun.
@pizzaman212121 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m more of a Jimmy Carr fan
@Alr1ghtyThen 4 жыл бұрын
Every comedian ain't for everybody
@billkarim9715 4 жыл бұрын
Had some funny moments, but he basically has no idea how zoos work today
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
Um... Your comment confused me
@billkarim9715 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobbisue313 What is confusing to you precisely? The guy is accusing zoos of doing things they LITERALLY DO NOT DO.
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
@Lee McDonald right
@bathwaterbuffalo 4 жыл бұрын
Made it 15 seconds. No thanks
@falcon1473 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't laugh once :/ Ah well, humour is subjective
@michaelfromaustin 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Ladies! This is what we're left with after Louis and Co. were banished. Even the women in the front row don't find this shit entertaining.
@shiestysean 4 жыл бұрын
Michael I miss Louis
@ozzymanuel Жыл бұрын
Terrible..
@jjgoodwrench 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that was bad
@anaskhalid6244 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this? His comedy is sooooo baaaaaad. Why is everyone laughing?
@souler__ 4 жыл бұрын
Because he didn't have a single bad joke, and he delivers well.
@pedroismaelo 4 жыл бұрын
Right there with you buddy.
@ShabbyTabernacle 4 жыл бұрын
Cause there's a bar
@diegodonjuan 4 жыл бұрын
He's pretty funny. I suspect you like zoos and don't see the humor in his words. Maybe you don't like his style or something else
@bobbisue313 4 жыл бұрын
@Lee McDonald Lee you're starting to concern me with the dead babies line my dude. Think I seen another one on here too. 🧐
@jonabologna6401 3 жыл бұрын
Idk this isn't really that funny
@BlkMac360 4 жыл бұрын
This was pretty awful. Keep up with your dream tho man. God bless
@BlkMac360 4 жыл бұрын
@but why you came all the way to youtube express your atheist beliefs? I mean disbeliefs?
@MichaelBarrett1984 4 жыл бұрын
I guess they just let anyone get up on stage
@Movzhuru 4 жыл бұрын
is it considered to be funny?
@dixierekkt6738 4 жыл бұрын
👎👎👎👎👎👎 wasn't funny at all!
@toddgarver5397 4 жыл бұрын
@Matt·Dylan maybe he is, why is that an insult? Comedy is subjective
@jayillest9981 4 жыл бұрын
Wow he’s not funny, first person I’ve seen on just for laughs who really horrible
@Krustyclown5791 4 жыл бұрын
This is bad comedy.
@lifetools-help8017 3 жыл бұрын
You were outstanding! So funny until you swore at God. Totally unnecessary!
@Invisible0296 3 жыл бұрын
This is not funny
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