Walked in and out of the room today as my wife was watching this piece of crap. Boy, Lopez got an easy gig with this one. All she had to do was sit in a chair and emote.

"A movie so bad I'd rather be caught watching porn in public" is my new favourite burn 😂

My friends said " we need another movie besides Madame Web for drink night!" And there was Atlas 😅😅

A villain named Costco? I know that guy

Did I just hear a robot say “my pronouns are she and her”? - W…T….F…..

I’m not giving JLo anymore watch time, so thank u for taking one for the team. 😂

She acts out every scene as though she is about to have a cardiac arrest. My mind kept telling her to calm down and relax

Shang Chi as an A.I. Robot ? Bad casting especially when they didn't even bother to change his hair style.

Atlas is an ad for Netflix. Like Red Notice and Damsel. It's an algorithm designed to pull in subscribers to their service. The script is AI written, they pay big name actors whatever they need to and use cheap cgi to get it done. That's why the ideas and cinematography are generic and uninspired. It's just so Netflix can bait potential subscribers, it's not actually for anyone to watch.

I've been watching Jlo movies with friends for years now just to laugh. You can have a full laughable series just with her movies.

I'm more of a hard science fiction fan and an IT professional. So I'm a serous technical nitpicker. 1) JLO and the screenwriters really don't seem to have a clue about how AI works or could potentially work. So many of her lines and exposition were cringe AF. 2) The fact that they just casually say that they are going to go fight the bad guy on a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. That is 2.5 million light years away from our galaxy! When we look at the Andromeda Galaxy we see what it looked like 2.5 million years ago. Yet this society doesn't appear to be more than maybe 100 years from now. By comparison, even in the Star Trek franchise (which isn't hard sci-fi I know) that occurs between 150 - 1,000 years from now they still haven't left this galaxy. Yet Atlas and her cronies act as though going to Andromeda Galaxy is like they are running down the street to get a slurpee at 7-11 and a pack of cigarettes. After this last little tidbit I just flipped my brain to the off position and proceeded to laugh hysterically.

What in the orange drink is happening!?!??

She had messy hair because he was channeling sam bankman fried 😂

I'd rather observe growing grass than this abyss of a movie.

Actors worried about AI replacing them? They could do a credible version of J.Lo in MS Paint back in 1985

Damn son....I'm not even a minute in but to answer your very FIRST question......the 'Monsters Inc' clip looks MORE realistic........#Honestly

Who wrote this story and why? How much why they paid?

The funniest part was Jlo inside a Transformer fighting the Oriental space terrorist wielding a light saber like Anakin.

You're about to save me 2 hours. I almost watched this last night.

I didn't actually think it was that bad, better than Jupiter Ascending by 1000%. Not a high bar, but its Netflix.

Funny things that I think you didn't mentioned: - The AI terrorists are so so advanced, so high tech that an small magnet can destroy them, but wait, even 28 years ago they didn't tried some kind of magnet weapon to kill them all? Like a big EMP may be? lol! - The amazing MECH tech that JLo need to actually make MOVES (Move legs and arms) inside the Mech to actually move it?, so she gets even tired and sweating because of the physical effort ? lol! - A.I it's totally in SYNC with JLo, but she still need to do swipes to the UI and TALK to the A.I to do things? so advanced lol! - A.I. first and worst terrorist in the Universe, can makes a lot of clones of the "Cosko"? terrorist, but it CAN'T do millions of clones of himself and spread it around many galaxies. So advanced, no no!, I must be only ONE! LOL!. Same stupid plot than "THE CREATOR" movie, the stupid kid that CAN'T BE CLONED by millions. They didn't learned from THE MATRIX virus? SMITH?, that it cloned him self.

J Lo just needs to go away:..far, far away

i made the mistake of watching this too...awful

They had the audacity to get good actors for the supporting cast for this.

The scene with the sword came from T2 in the elevator. Jlo even gets injured in the same back area as Sarah Connor. This is awful. This doesn’t help Jlo case of stealing from other artists. Now she is doing it to other actors. She must be stopped! LOL

this was incredibly entertaining, i look forward to the next in your wtf am i watching series 😂

"JUST SHUT-UP AND SWIVEL IT!" best line ever. I can see why reviewers love to hate on this movie. But is it really the next Showgirls? I mean, I liked it. Espectially the stuff with Smith. And look ... its Number 1 in the top 10 on Netflix. Maybe the AI Bots are the new zombies. Cuz this movie slaps in America.

She probably had trouble seeing the giant mech in the distance cause she forgot her glasses at the office.😂

The sword scene is the Terminator 2:Judgement Day, from the hospital escape in the lift between Sarah Connor and the T1000

I don't know if it was her acting or the movie. I watched it and didn't like or dislike it. I am in the middle. Lol

Did you seriously just make a 50-year-old man sound like the guy from the Pepperidge Farm commercials in your scenario? How old and out of touch do you think 50 is? Dude, Ryan Reynolds is almost 50. Hugh Jackman is 55. Keanu Reeves is almost 60.

Guess the ear-piece isn't defibrillating her in an actual sense but makes her still living brain sending out nerve impulses to cause repeated violent contractions of her muscles including the heart and diaphragm which has essencially the same effect as an external defibrillator which also causes such contractions. I don't know whether something like this would be possible, but in zerms of movie logic and regards to suspension of disbelief this makes much more sense than an ear-piece making her breath in space somehow as if it could conjure not oxygen but breathable air and materialize/dematerialize it in the lungs in short order. The "defibrillation scene" is actually a good idea within the premises - in contrast to most of the other stuff.

Mark strong whyyyyyy u in this movie 😂😂😢😢

This video is hilarious! I can’t with this movie

Madame Web has a better tomato rating. 🤣

Someone else made the point there is a certain dirty satisfaction in watching unintelligent, non-science fiction people make a science fiction movie, if only to see all the bizarre assumptions and inaccuracies. If a society can casually travel to the Andromeda galaxy in little time (presumably by folding space), it definitely would not be concerned about a 28yr old robot, regardless of how sophisticated it was in the past. It would have been outdated and bested one year later, and wholly irrelevant after about four years.

jlo’s acting is the best comedy of all

It's all your fault, Jlo!!! 😂 Long live Mike Wazowski!

I think Hollywood is incapable of writing anything decent.

Simu Liu isnt that difficult to pronounce. 😂

When her hair is all messy like that it reminds her of running the streets of the Bronx as a kid 🤠

Thinking about you and your gf laughing at the ridiculous scenes you highlighted made me laugh like hell!.. BTW, you totally remind of Tommo, he's an F1 tuber... Thanks so much for sharing!

Naaaaah. What the episode Virtual in-stanity from American dad, which parodies James Cameron's Avatar and Aliens with a person in a mech fighting a smaller robot. They DEAD must have ripped that scene of. Instead of it being a guy in mech suit fighting a 15 foot blue woman in the show it's Francine fighting Stans female human Avatar. In this movie they just did that but with "Jenny from the block" fight Shang chi

I’m guessing Netflix only has a handful of good movie making teams. The rest of them are C movie level.

Okay I think the thing with the missle is just poorly edited. I believe what was supposed to be happening is she fires the missle as she's running and so she runs past the explosion/cliff just after we see the explosion happen, but they didn't show that on screen. So when the cliff falls she's already past where the missle hit and is struck by the falling rocks. It seems to be missing a transition shot that would have helped make it more clear what was happening. However, this just raises the question of why would she, or really anyone, ever do that? I didn't watch the movie so is it possible that she was trying to crush some behind her, or maybe trying block off the path of the enemies chasing her? It doesn't look like it so I don't think it makes sense either way but I tried.

I would just like to go on the record that JLO doesn’t know how to play chess, yet alone win a chess game against anything sentient…. She’s just a flop in general

The tornado came from Kansas

So long story short, this movie is basically an extended Neuralink advert 🤣😂

MIKE WISOWKI! LMAOOOOO so true 🤣

Your videos are great. I hope your channel grows quickly!!

Netflix speciality is to overpay an ex superstar and put them in a trash movie. Surprisingly, it’s massively successful. What does that say about the audience?

Dang people shit on every movie that comes out at this point

DIsembodied robot heads with electromagnetic hairballs. I suspect Dr. Who would approve.

So the free fall fight scene looks like a Manscape commercial . lol Ad starts to play as soon as he mentions scene

She knowingly wasted billions of dollars and cost every soldier's life that went on the mission of (not just destroying) capturing Harlan ONLY to figure out how he bypassed security...which him doing that never actually happened, They could have just nuked him from a distance when they located him. This just so she could personally make sure he's destroyed to avenge her mom and keep her secret from getting out.. The self-made Hero lol

Hey buddy, his name is Simu Liu, not Shang Chi. You seem to know every other actor's name but his. Why is that? Is he not important enough for you to know it? Do your research. This is disrespectful.

I'm only one in the world that thinks that film IS a COMEDY with action and a scifi? Like Marvel's movies. The jokes are bad and the editor did not his job to delivery the jokes, but its trying to be a comedy

Where did you get that Frenchie pillow behind you?

I've seen some terrible Netflix movies and this one was surprisingly better than a lot of them. It was formulaic, and lacked any surprises, but the dialogue was 90% surprisingly acceptable, Jlos acting was competent, and the action was enjoyable. Honestly, it wasn't that bad. Unlike that two movie thing that came out recently that was so bad, I felt like it was bad on purpose. Rebel Moon, that's the one. Oh man, just stupidly bad. This was so much better than that.

wish this review was longer, far better than the movie lol

love your nuanced observations of this crap movie. Netflix has a lot of direct-to-dvd movies.

As it was a slog of well-worn tropes, I wondered if were written by ChatGBT.

JLo needs to drop the Mary Sue acting parts ASAP

"You're in a giant robot" "What did you think was gonna happen!" 😅😅😅 Your review cracked me up. Other than this I will never watch this movie. I'm. Sure your review was far more Entertaining.

The thing with you is you never tried an AI relationship. Try and then give the movie another chance. It's like a new song on the radio. Before you know it, you're humming the bad song. At this point you know you're in trouble.😂😂❤❤

It looks like Jennifer has the last laugh last report is that the movies gain a wide viewership

I was invested for about 20 min. I couldn't wait to see where they were gonna take it. It had an Aliens vibe, with a little bit of Terminator mixed in. Then I thought the were gonna go BO3 campaign route. Sadly none of that came to pass.

I loved this movie.

Blade was 5 seconds not 20...using metric?

Lets not forget... Netflix uses an algorithm of everything people watch to determine what people want to watch. The algorithm got it right! Loved it! It was entertaining! All the things you are pointing out are all weird because everything makes sense in the movie! Hella ride🎉

Not sure what's the issue with the term "bot" though. We are probably coming from different generations, but back in my time when there was no twitter and facebook to "bot" on, we used to play things like Half-Life and Counter Strike and every now and then we had AI driven companions - bots. So the term is okay and legit.

Love this review and your accent!!! I subbed yeah ❤

Awww and check it out at the end the new improved jlo even slicked back her hair into a tidy do 🤭

One of the BEST reviews of this movie. 🤣🤣🤣 Sub’d. 🤩

As a generic 50 year old black man I take offense to being excluded from the demographic that would think this is "another terminator film". 🤣 Back in my day we used to call these "Thursday Night Prime" films - named after the Cinemax Thursday night low budget trash films that would inexplicably have a-list actors in them. Keep up the good work!

who names her daughter Atlas???

It was so bad I kept expecting JHo to look at the camera and say “smash that like button” ❌🤡❌🤡❌🤡❌

I’ve avoided her since the early 2000’s and I’ll continue to do so.

I actually enjoyed this. It's not just killer robots....there's human-ai enhancement too. Reminds me of mass effect.

I am an average 50 year old Gen x white guy, and this hot garbage is not for us. I'm going to kick this down the road to the guys our dad's ages..maybe 75ish...maybe this is for them.

I agree with Robot Head, this would have been a good movie in the late 80s.

You unfortunately missed. what I. like about sci-fi movies. Many of the good ones. Star Wars is an example are extremely Corny. And simple minded. But the thing that made Star Wars spectacular. was seeing on screen the reality. of great special effects that brought the universe to life. and I have to admit that this movie had great sci-fi. special effects. for that reason, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie.

This movie looks like JLo inside robot body the whole time

That's so raven eyeshot 😂

I believe streaming services stopped aiming to make good content... Stuff that's objectively appealing to a large portion of their respective audiences. It's all about quantity of content. Netflix doesn't (or maybe they do) know that people are simply playing Netflix as background music. Like AM/FM stations. shareholder meetings do not touch on quality of content. The only important metrics are viewership. How many people played the movie.

RLM ref? 😁 Shout out! 📣

Why is Sterling K Brown slumming like this?

AI.... Is that like the internet?

The most painful part is not cringing so hard that you pull a muscle watching JLo pretending to act. And what's a shame is if love to have more piloted mech movies, but because this worthless celebrity was put into this utter dog shit movie, studios are going to make the assumption that people don't want to watch mech movies, as opposed to realizing they want to see good mech movies with a good script.

Is not bad acting, but is not great neither ..the problem is that her crazy fans will start demanding a nomination to the Oscars and if she dont get it ( she will not ) they will say she got snubbed because people are jealous of her beauty

What do you have against 50 year old men??????

I would rather go back, about FIFTY FIVE years, to a well written PRE A.I. film: ' Colossus, The Forbin Project ' If you can find it, check it out.

As a dad with brain rot, I’m super offended. Also this movie is really disappointing. 😂

It wasn't that bad ,the relationship with her and the AI was interesting. 😮😅

This was a live action Titan Fall movie with good actors (not JLo) suffering from terrible writing.

0:03 there's an obvious difference. One's cute and the other brings shame to their family, and their cow.

You review was quite funny.

I just want to know how did she go to the bathroom inside there

Its funny you say this is made for 50 year old dads with brain rot because, turns out, thats exactly who ot was made by. The executive producer (and one of the writers) is Aaron E Coliete, 49, who also worked on notable Netflix flops like Locke and Key, the Spiderwick Chronicles, the movie Mortal, and only a couple more credits.

Fifty year old's don't sound that old do we? JLO is our age man! We know who she is! LMAO