"Mom there's subway!!!" "I know honey" "THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" 😂😂😂

"When ur sittin ur papa bear chair r u gonna make me some porage"

"Your purse is purple and it looks so good. It's such a beautiful color" "It's orange sweety"

"Dad when we go home and you're sitting in your poppa bear chair, can you make me some porridge? " lmao I love this guy!

This guy is all about love and positivity even on drugs. His parents raised him very well.

"I'm leaking and I don't know what it means!" 😂😂😂

The porridge took me out 😭🤣 Also, “I am the million bucks, spend myself” is a whole mood 😎

Jack is a 100% good guy. Even though he is still recovering from the effects of anesthesia, he was true, honest, pure and kind. He never swore, he was never crude, he loves his friends, and he is a gentleman. Good on you, Jack! Even though this IS embarrassing, it shows what really good person you are.

He told his mom not to hit any unicorns

“Every girl deserves to go to a ball and have a good time with a great guy” 🥰🥰 Sweetheart

"Where are we going?" "We are going home." "Home?!" "I am home, home is right here (hands on chest), home is right here in my heart." Though he is sedated. That statement speaks volume(TRUTH)

I died when he freaked out because he didn't buy her flowers and started singing When I was your man

"I'm my home. Inside my heart." That's deep

Ten years later and this video still makes me laugh and smile every time. I’d love an update on how he’s doing .!

"Dad, do you own the kingdom of love" I freaking love this kid! The quotes from this kid are priceless...

he's so happy and emotional at the same damn time :)

Someone protect this young man, he is pure.

I always smile when he says, "I was with Jake Plummer last night! He is such a good friend..." Just the way he says it is so sweet and innocent. This has to be one of the most wholesome videos on KZfaq. :)

The emotional rollercoaster he’s on is just like me on my period hahaha

That moment when you realize that your mom is not your sister. Poor Jack ;_;

"I just want to know who built the ocean,mom."

7 years later, and this video is still the best!

You can tell this kid has a kind, gentle, and sweet soul. He's a good kid.

He said: "I feel like a million bucks man, Imma go to vegas, man I am a million bucks I'll spend myself!"

"I am the million bucks! Spend myself" is the greatest hip hop lyric ever written

“I just wanna know who built the ocean” - orange philosopher

"I can hold my breath a long time!"- immediately breaths out.

“Mom I can hold my breath for a long time look” *holds breath for 0.36 seconds

"you have to treat every girl like they are your queen!!" aww

Mom: "Ok, I'll come over there and let you out" Jack: "Let me outta where?...."Oh we're in the space shiiiip!!!" Mom: We're home. You wanna go in and see Max and Luxy?" Jack: "Max and Luxy?"....."Are they going to Mars with me?"

Unicorns, mermaids, and a space ship...awesome day for Jack!

Jake: We're Twins!?!? Mom:Yes. we're twins. Jake:Your my sister!! Mom: No, Honey I'm your mother.

There's subway MUM! honey i know WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I died lmao 😂

"I got home inside my heart mom." This man has achieved enlightenment

"Look at these white things in the sky" "And what about the blue stuff all around it" it doesn't get much funnier than that!

"There's subway! Mom!" "Honey I know, I hear ya" "WELL WHAT ARE YA DOIN'??!!"

this man should become a philosopher

You have to treat every girl like they are your queen. Dad must have instilled positive in his son

"She loves to dance and That is a FACT!"

"I am a million bucks Imma spend myself"

"i can actually hold my breath for a really long time... look watch huuumm puhhh . " 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it was like 1 second😂😂😂😂

This baby is so precious and adorable❤ oh my goodness! Whoever the lucky girl is that gets to spend their life with him will be so lucky 🤗

“when the moon goes like, and the moon, and the moon does like something, THERES SUBWAY!!”

"Dad, When you get home and sit in your papa bear chair, you need to make me some porridge😂 I died!!

"You saw those people in that car?" *starts crying* "they didn't wave to me!" Literally meeee

I love how he genuinely cares about all his friends and think they are so cool, I want to hang out with him now lol

This is by far one of my favorite videos on the internet. 10 years later and still GOLD

*crying* "What is this stuff?" "It's just water that comes out of your eyes and nose" "Does this leakage build the ocean?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love how quick he changed the subject.

I laughed all the way through this. He flips from thing to thing and emotion to emotion. Too funny and great parents so patient too

This guy is SO sweet it’s incredible 🥰😂 Gonna hang out with the locks of gold 👱‍♀️😂🤣

"you're my sister?" "no, i'm not your sister, i'm your mother" "you're not my sister!!! " -starts crying- 😂😂😂😂

He wants to hangout with goldielocks 😂😂😂 locks of gold

This is still hands down, one of the funniest videos on KZfaq.

He will be instantly accepted to any fraternity he pledges to.

jack: Dad, can the mermaid be my gf Dad: yes Mom: what about sara Jack: omg i totally forgot about sara i started dying

Almost 6 years later and watching this a billion times, I’m still dying laughing 😂

"Dad, I am LEAKING right now!" Oh my word, I lost it!

Jack is precious! I bet he laughed so hard when he came out of this. God bless him.

Dad: how are you feeling Jack? Jack: man I'll tell you what dad, I feel like I a million bucks! lost it lmao 😂😆

He's so emotional😂😂 This was better than any other I've seen

So many good moments, but I love how upset he was when they just drove by Subway without buying sandwiches.

Your sense of humour can’t be matched, Jack! Your parents must be so happy they had you!

"What the hell is a river!?" 😂😂😂😂😂

"I just want a girlfriend mom, where's my girlfriend?" I VOLUNTEER!

My girlfriend had her wisdom teeth taken out last week and we didn't even think about recording it. She kept saying that she was in love with the guy who comes into her work called Greg! It's truth serum!! Anyway, we watched almost every video of wisdom teeth and without doubt this sweet guy is the best. What a wonderful soul

Im watching this 8 years later. I hope this lovely young man is having a good life ♡♡♡

"I can hold my breath for a really long time" *exhales after 1 second*

Even drugged up he's talking about buying girls flowers 😂😂

"Dad when ur sitting in ur papa bear chair will u make me some porridge?" Lmao

Ive been watching this video since it was first posted THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE VIDEO. . Your the man Jack

“I got home inside my heart mom” we need more kids like this

"Mom I'm leaking again and I don't know what it means"

0:43 'Can we go back and see Sarah 0:54 Color on Moms purse looks good 1:08 'Were twins'? 1:15 'Your not my sister'? 😢 1:27 'Look at those flags' 1:40 'When the moon' 1:56 'Theres Subway' 2:13 'Im leaking again' 2:23 'Who built the ocean'? 2:47 'Dad, can you make me porridge' 3:04 Goldilocks best story and paying her a visit 3:37 SIngs Black Eyed Peas song 3:42 'Look at those people' 3:50 'They did not wave back to me' 4:03 'I feel like a million bucks' 4:24 'What is that'? *River 4:39 'Are you walking on water Dad'? 4:51 'Why cant we swim with the fish' 5:03 'Home is inside my heart' 5:39 'No no you gotta watch for that out there 5:45 'You nearly hit the Unicorn' 6:03 'im leaking from my hair' 6:23 'I can hold my breath for a really long time' *1 second 6:45 'White things in the sky' 6:59 'Whats the blue stuff' 7:09 ' Me and Superman' 7:20 'Il break the glass'? 7:30 'I miss Sarah' 7:50 Singing 8:13 'I didnt buy her flowers' 8:23 'She loves to dance' FACT 8:45 'It wont be alright' 9:00 'Take girls to the ball' 9:20 'Kingdom of love' 9:32 'Snoe still on the ground' 9:40 'Thetes the fire station' 10:00 'There not looking for me'? 10:10 'Do you know they took your teeth out'? 10:19 'My lips' 10:40 'Turn on some music in this place' 10:55 Turns on music 11:08 'Maybe i should be a singer' 11:20 'Me and Dad have to go sledging' 11:29 'Theres someone following us' 11:40 'I dunno the rest of the words' 11:54 'I cant read these words' 12:18 'Dad there is a mermaid' 12:28 'Can she be my girlfriend' 12:45 'What about Sarah'? 12:55 'Dr Otten the detective'? 13:10 Singing 13:29 'What is that right there' 13:40 More singing 13:44 'I shouldve bought her flowers' 13:50 'I LOVE MY FRIENDS' 14:02 'What is this'? *Seatbelt 14:10 'I am pressing the red button' 14:20 'Which hand'? Grabs moms hand 14:26 'Let me outta where'? *Spaceship 14:35 'Max and Muxy'? 14:40 Singing 14:50 'Oo best part' 14:56 'Shouldve bought her flowers Mom' 15:10 'I wanna girlfriend Mom' 15:21 'Dad what is this'?

10 years later? Still one of the greatest videos of all time!

I just want to know who built the ocean.

"Does the leakage build the ocean?"

"WhO BuiLT ThE OcEan" wait wait, he's got a point.

friend: what do you watch on youtube? me: its complicated

This is a real sweet guy. He is drugged but he still thinks to respect girls. But seriously this is freakin funny.

Most hilarious parts: Papa bear chair and porridge. Million bucks. The unicorn. Talking about how every girl should be treated like a queen. Hilarious, and the last one was so sweet. The thing about the river also. Hahaha. Kind of scary what those meds can do to your thought processes. Wow.

I don’t know about the ocean but he is crying a freaking river

I've watched this three times now and i'm still laughing! This is so great in so many ways!!! I saw this years ago and loved it then too! While he hilariously jumps from one random thing to another the one constant thing is how pure and kind of a soul Jack has! Gives me great hope in humanity!!!💗

"Treat every girl like they are your queen" Even on drugs he's a gentlemen I'm impressed...

This is probably the funniest video I have ever seen, yet the wisest.

The sentence 'home is where the heart is' popped up, and I'm so glad it reminded me this genius classic! Jack I hope you do stand up comedy these days 😂😂😂

😂 LOL THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS! 🏆 AWARD GOES TO JACK!

if this isn't fake and its really his subconscious talking, he's a really good guy...

"You gotta treat every girl like they are your queen" lol aww

“ I’m leaking from my hair or something “ 🤣🤣🤣

“ I Can Hold My Breath For A Really Long Time” ..for 1 second 🤣🤣

"I am a million bucks, I'll spend myself!" 😂😂

When he held his breath for half a second 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂

I think mom should of let dad drive because she was laughing so hard lol.

Omg he is adorable! "Mom I can't read" , starts crying again lmao

I can hold my breath for a really long. time😂😂 * inhale* *exhale*😂😂😂

this kid showed innocence..you can tell hes a good kid..talking about goldilocks,superman,mermaid and giving flower and treating a girl like a queen,that was soo cute!!!and the way he sang when i was your man,so out of tune but still cute,lol!!!

This is so hilarious. I am sitting here after 2 am in the morning laughing soooo hard. I love these kind of videos. Mom is so sweet and kind. She has the sweetest voice. Thanks for the video.

"Dad???? When we go home you're gonna sit in your papa bear chair. Are you gonna make me some porridge?" To this very day, he still regrets not buying Sarah some flowers. OMG, I love this kid. He is just precious. 😂❤

"Home is in my heart mom....that's home" 🙄👌🏻