“rip sigmund frued you would have loved guinea pigs” SENT ME

The best line is Brooke saying “I’ve been looking for more things to do on my phone”

them being married in that mint mobile ad read

low key, Connor's joke about loving going viral due to his missing dog is fire. He should use it in his stand-up.

“And she’s neurodivergent as well” “I am??” 😂😂😂

Why did I think jack black was a guest for a second

Novel idea: Brooke & Connor host the Oscars instead of whatever out-of-touch celeb they’ve probably selected

brooke has been looking absolutely so gorgeous recently like even more than her normal level of gorgeousness if u know what im meaning here

absolutely crazy for brooke and connor to have a ad where it starts out with them talking about how much work it is to combine lives with a spouse then using using themselves as an example

i just love that connor pronounces “brooke” like “bruck”

Brooke's face when Connor calls her pookie...... gotta go lay on the highway brb

con needs to ethically clout chase his way to jack black and get him on the p stat

Love the saga of Brooke not being able to figure out how to set personalized dnds

As a rom com girlie I gotta disagree - I was laughing HARD at the theatre

"i got two holes and i aint afraid to use em" CLIP THAT FOR NEXT YEARS WHO SAID IT GAME

Brooke make the book club a monthly episode for obsessed I will partake!!

obsessed w the mint mobile ad tbh

My high is peaking right as I finish the episode so i got sad but then I remembered there’s an entire additional hour with the bonus I am locked in and feeling blessed

Confirmation that Kelsey and Cody had their baby because they made a joke about Cody not being busy?!!?!!🥹🥹🥹

the way Brooke talks about almost finishing ACOTAR makes me feel so grateful to have the whole series ahead of me

I need the other intro. how else will people know that Brooke was responsible for 9/11 in Pennsylvania???

"god works in mysterious ways, for example i got fired " HAH

Calling 911 cuz you can’t find your dog is crazy

“I can’t think of one thing that’s not a spectrum”

are we not circling back to connor describing that whole vine as being centered around one of them being a mannequin which is just simply not the case

they're so boyfrengirlfren in this episode

Mono strep combo platter has me screaming

Brooke Throne of Glass is so amazing I was in the same position as you this summer where I didn’t want to finish silver flames bc I didn’t know how I would go on but trust me TOG will not disappoint and it’s fun to see similarities between both series and her writing/world building/character development

came back to watch the bit about max going missing. hilarious young man

It's definitely Brooke Club

connor should be careful to not get salmonella from farmers dog lmao

Jo koy did not need to be sexist, new year of supporting women 💅🏻

so, somebody needs to locate the origin of brooke’s shirt, purchase it and deliver it to my door thank you very much.

You shouldn’t be able to smell a cat house, most people just don’t clean their litter boxes enough. 🙈 (I have three cats and people always say my house smells amazing!)

Brooke I screamed aloud when you said hopeless because SAME!!! This book is what put me on Colleen in high school ugh you get it

Obvs love bncmap and I can’t wait for Obssessed on Jan 26!

I also had the mono and strep throat platter - and god truly does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers... Con I feel you buddy

As someone who had the mono strep combo platter I feel for u Connor we made it through

YES The way my jaw DROPPED, you brought the intro song back yes yes YES

The actual only reason I became an elementary school teacher is to still experience the scholastic book fair.

Brooke thank god you released your review of anyone but you bc I have been looking forward to it bc I too believe that a rom com era needs to come back bc I’m literally on my way to the movies rn and it was between that movie and mean girls I haven’t heard any bad stuff so far about mean girls and I’m not expecting for the wheels to be reinvented but I love a good musical

Wheat Thins are underrated and Brooke is right- one at a time. Thanks (:

Connor. Cats can be attention whores. You need to experience the love of a cat. My cat is my child.

brooke begging pleading crying NEED to know where you got your long sleeve top from

Going to NEED where Brooke got her top from !

I love how you guys look like the grandparents from Willy wonka like in the best way possible

i had the same exact experience with mono and strep but once i took the antibiotic i had an allergic reaction and was covered from head to toes in hives. i literally just wanted to die it was the worst time of my life lmfaoo

I'm devastated that everyone dislikes Anyone But You bc me and my bestie saw it on opening day and loved it I 100% agree Sydney CANNOT be hot and "relatable"

YES HOPELESS IS THE ONLY COLLEEN HOOVER BOOK ID EVER RECOMMEND

Cats don’t smell if you get them a drinking fountain and clean their litter box!!

Cats LOVE their owners. That’s the kind of comment that prevents people from adopting cats and giving them a fair chance :( They see them They did an actual study -a whole study- about how cats love their owners as much as dogs do!

brooke’s outfit is literally so cute

Cant believe the trauma of hamster pregnancy is a universal experience

Max stories are my favorite

Brooke this is what you were talking about! - The estrous cycle length of a guinea pig is 16 days. A female is fertile for about 6 to 11 hours, most often during night hours

They do have a feature where you can have an auto reply message sent when you’re on a specific focus!

If you make your ‘focus’ a driving setting you can have it auto-send custom texts!

brooke your shirt is so cute omg

Whether or not this dude was a mannequin was a huge debate on the internet for while until someone who went to HS with this couple confirmed he is real

Brooke you look so beautiful I could not stop staring

amazing color to the shirt brooke

brooke where’d you get your top ???? love you

idk what i would do w out bncmap

my safe space

Brooke- you need to read crescent city because the ACOTAR book and those books combine into 1 universe. You gotta do some SJM universe research ASAP

Brooke…read fourth wing

is the book club called Brooke club?

book club !!!!

also had the mono strep collab occurring in my chest

When I was a child I convinced my parents to get two guinea pigs. The pet store told us they were both females. I went downstairs one morning and saw a bunch of newborn Guinea pigs and started screaming for my mom because I thought they were mice or something. We ended up selling like 8 guinea pigs to my classmates.

this was connors episode for sure

Brooke - READ FOURTH WING please you would love it

Precisely why Jack Black is the only celebrity I have tattooed on me 💀🤘

YES THE OLD INTRO🎉

nice to see you again besties

i think u guys should not let anyone else subscribe so we can stay a little family pls

Are they wearing wedding bands in the ad at the beginning? I was so confused that I somehow missed major news

lincoln bio for new merch isn’t working 😔 guys my bday is in like 2 weeks i want to buy merch for myself as a gift!!!!! love the pod ❤

brooke needs to read fourth wing

sign me up for brooke club!

lol meryl Streep and Martin short's characters are a couple in only murders in the building

Brooke, I need to know where your top is from, fashion queen I love u :)

I’m dying to know Brooke’s book club name

As a cat owner that has successfully avoided the smells, it is possible!!! Once u handle the litter box of it all cats smell way less than dogs since they clean themselves 2 ;)

@brooke YOU HAVE TO READ THRONE OF GLASS AND THE OTHER MAAS BOOKS

I think the problem of modern rom coms is they are casting 2 people that are toooo attractive

i *need* to know what brooke thought the last good romcom was *NEED*

why was he fired from Bird?

Can u link your shirt Brooke?

I love u guys

I LOVED anyone but you I’m saddened by Brooke’s reaction

18:30

Connor can you please explain the sound at 34:56

Connor looks very attractive this episode

Brooke, it’s important for you to know that the 3rd Crescent City book IS the 6th ACOTAR book in many ways. So I would encourage you to move forward.

If Brooke doesn't have a book club called Brook Club what's the point

I see Brooke with a corgi

Brooke!!!!! Finish ACOSF and then start one of SJM’s series!

Uhhhh evolution is knocking

I completely agree with brooke on the movie review 😭