Jack Donaghy - Six Sigma Wheel of Happiness Domination

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Jack Donaghy - Six Sigma Wheel of Happiness Domination

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Nick Lyon

Күн бұрын

Jack Donaghy tackles lifes quest for happiness by applying the principles of his Six Sigma training.

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@omnibeet Жыл бұрын

“I have a problem, and every problem can be solved” genuinely a really inspiring line

@zhonguocha Жыл бұрын

I just learned that “six sigma” is a real corporate training program thing and not just a 30 Rock joke.

@Person1865 Жыл бұрын

Yeah that always trips me up when I see it referenced in the real world.

@Mike-nn3tf Жыл бұрын

They also call the people who teach it “Black belts”

@juliesmith9949 Жыл бұрын

That’s what made this show so great!!

@brentkelly9864 Жыл бұрын

Six Sigma philosophy is no joke responsible for the modern world of consumer products you are likely living in. It's incredibly powerful stuff, necessary for mass producing products that don't fail and harm people. It's easy to make jokes about it because it's so wonky, but it is really, really powerful stuff. It's also way less absurd than what you see characterized in 30 Rock, which is a hilarious episode nonetheless.

@nittany272 Жыл бұрын

Not just that, Jack Welch was one of its biggest champions

@felipesesoko5256 6 жыл бұрын

I came to laugh and now I'm seriously wondering where are all the baby pidgeons, thanks Kenneth

@xyzzyxyzzy2 4 жыл бұрын

In nests. They don't walk around, they sit in their nest until they are adults.

@bkbj8282 4 жыл бұрын

gj you're a simpleton

@jamestinsley3110 3 жыл бұрын

Felipe Sesoko the sewer gators got thm

@TheLastProzacNation 2 жыл бұрын

Almost all birds keep their babies in nests until they’re grown enough to fly on their own and leave the nest and by then they don’t look like babies anymore, that’s why you never see baby birds walking around.

@roundninja 2 жыл бұрын

It is weird, isn't it? So many pigeons in cities, and I've never seen a baby one. I guess they're in nests, but I don't know where the nests are either

@amynguyen2376 3 жыл бұрын

Part of the wheel is titled just “Hair”

@BarginsGalore Жыл бұрын

He filled that in immediately

@mrcheesesmith 3 жыл бұрын

That abrupt ending was just perfect.

@kalkazar13 10 ай бұрын

"You string-cheese with a tooth stuck in it" 30 Rock was such a perfect show.

@goddamnthedamned 3 жыл бұрын

Jack went at the happiness issue the same way he works on all other problems - by leaving emotions at the door and following through on a logical plan. Except happiness is an emotion. Towards the end of the series he starts to really reflect on his situation but instead of the breakdown leading to a breakthrough, he again doubles down on the old pattern of chasing goals, thus depriving himself of deeper insight into life. You didn't ask to read this on your 30 Rock clips binge but now you have. Oh well.

@apurugganan 3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, I didn't mean to sit next to *Oprah*

@fmgallien Жыл бұрын

Same thing as Don Draper

@billiebeans1618 3 жыл бұрын

OG SIGMA GRINDSET

@helpconflict9851 Жыл бұрын

my god, that is perfect

@rawadosa90210 Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck it all makes sense now 😳

@untexan 2 жыл бұрын

“And if you can, get hit by a car. You get to spend a couple days in the hospital, and they give you soup.”

@Blaze0647 4 жыл бұрын

"If I can communicate with you telepathically, do I have a soul?" "No. Duh! Into the slaughtering chute." Bro, what kinda analogy is this? LMFAO

@jpm199 4 жыл бұрын

It's great cause he's crazy enough to think a pig can communicate with him telepathically but not crazy enough to be persuaded into not eating him

@lovebus00 4 жыл бұрын

I think it is a Charlotte's Web reference

@casey6556 4 жыл бұрын

joaquin Or, given all the weirdness around Kenneth, it actually did communicate and he didn’t care

@dokfoto 4 жыл бұрын

@@casey6556 Knowing he's a Godsend immortal angel, this is the correct answer.

@clarencehubert4370 3 жыл бұрын

@@dokfoto we don't really know whether Kenneth is an angel or a demon

@FailSonOfAnarchy 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to live my life by the principle of A.S.S.

@JohnSmith-mk1rj 3 жыл бұрын

A.S.S. is wise. Therefore, I will be a wise A.S.S.

@PorkotylerClips 3 жыл бұрын

Time for an A.S.S. attack…

@tweegeTX3 2 жыл бұрын

Do it well enough, Frank, you might just earn yourself an A.S.S. High Order of Life Echievement

@dougburr4192 3 жыл бұрын

It always makes me laugh when he is singing in the black choir :)

@rottenapple6109 3 жыл бұрын

I worked for the military and federal government for 45 years and there was a time when every agency under the sun was ate up with that six sigma crud.

@Iron-Bridge 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂. I had to learn that for my engineering degree.

@cereal-killer4455 3 жыл бұрын

It still exists, it’s just broken down into different things now like continuous improvement, 5s blah blah

@VoodooV1 2 жыл бұрын

I thought this was just a made up parody thing till my state gov't wasted (and is still wasting) millions of dollars on this cult nonsense

@gregory-of-tours 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's not just a thing 30 Rock made up?

@joemcguire9988 2 жыл бұрын

What’s funny is if you watch the show in order and that little girl starts walking up you’re like “oh crap, I forgot he had a kid” and then at the end he starts to take off in a boat and I don’t think his daughter is mentioned at all.

@Doctor4077 Жыл бұрын

I’m guessing when he and Avery split she got custody for week days and he got custody on weekends

@frostclan19 8 жыл бұрын

My computer froze the moment after he says "i am" now Jack Donaghy's smiling face is burnt into my computer screen

5 жыл бұрын

Showing your age there.

@djsosonut 3 жыл бұрын

Your computer couldn't handle that much epic happiness.

@pepeknamornik9283 5 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE THE BABY PIGEONS

@ieatgremlins 4 жыл бұрын

Pepek Námořník but really, where?

@henrygustavekrausse7459 3 жыл бұрын

NESTS

@bartonfunk1237 Жыл бұрын

"...Yesterday I moved Kabletown's customer service to a part of India that has no phones..." ROTFLMAO!!!

@prismatism 6 жыл бұрын

Noooooo, you left out the Salma Hayek scene!

@dogwiththeteeth3135 4 жыл бұрын

You string cheese with a tooth stuck in it

@myztik5716 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh that's not a thing."

@JammastaJ23 4 жыл бұрын

This and better off Ted had some of the best satire of corporate America. Silicon Valley is pretty good too.

@danilejai7801 3 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh yes, Better off Ted... gone too soon. 😢

@GoldenPantaloons 2 жыл бұрын

There's a name I haven't heard in a while. Yeah definitely feels like Better Off Ted is one of those shows that went on to get 8 seasons and an Oscar in the prime universe and we're in the oddball, 3σ-removed, alternate universe that's still dealing with the bizarre consequences rippling out from its inexplicable cancellation.

@adriaanmarais2029 2 жыл бұрын

It walked away, tall.

@joankelly3690 4 жыл бұрын

"No, duhh. Into the slaughtering chute."

@DanteYewToob 8 ай бұрын

Why did they cut the best part?! “Analyze, Strategize, Succeed. A. S. S. I’m gonna crush this problem… with my ASS!” lmao

@jamesedghill3726 4 жыл бұрын

He didn't do anything that resembled a Six Sigma project. Where is the data analysis? Did he even run this through Minitab???

@Saxshoe 4 жыл бұрын

Did he even credit Motorola for its creation

@marcussavina2726 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I've seen this, but this is totally how I quantify my happiness

@daverage4729 Жыл бұрын

Nice to see Kenneth's old pal the Colonel doing well. ;)

@alanamcconnell2977 8 жыл бұрын

Kenneth is the best

@Lizzie-ve7kt Жыл бұрын

Kenneth makes a good point, where ARE all the baby pigeons?

@antonioernesto7892 10 ай бұрын

OMGs!!! Where ARE all the baby peagons??!!

@asecretone 2 жыл бұрын

Best parts are cut out 😩

@Ares08080 4 жыл бұрын

You string cheese with a tooth stuck in it....

@jilligan9223 Жыл бұрын

To be fair i pulled an ass and my life improved dramatically

@peculiarlittleman5303 Жыл бұрын

kitten in spaghetti at 00:18

@MrMuel1205 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, but seriously, where are all the baby pigeons?

@Superbl0bby 2 жыл бұрын

ahead of his time

@jthreefingers8445 4 жыл бұрын

Jack Donnagye us now my idol, too much? My hero. Now I just need a wheel...

@okmega22 3 жыл бұрын

Googles "baby pigeons"

@Mr_Spaghetti 4 жыл бұрын

crush the problem with what?

@brace110 8 жыл бұрын

I asked the question... so I guess I'm not

@ieatgremlins 4 жыл бұрын

Where’s the Selma scene?

@SmashLiXs 4 жыл бұрын

upward spiral? is that even real?

@cheeseco2 3 жыл бұрын

Look at the wheel

@bushidotestu1997 3 жыл бұрын

Wait... can Kenneth read minds?

@GravitasErrant 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think he actually ran across a telepathic pig like some Twilight Zone version of Charlotte's Web. That he then slaughtered. Which is funny because he has leftover father issues from eating his father pig . Even the face (sorry for the quality, best clip I could find kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gcWoqbuSysm3nWg.html)

@c-light7624 4 жыл бұрын

Baby pigeons....baby...pigeons...🤔 hmm. You done it again, you string cheese with a tooth stuck in it!

@vonszeilspight3005 3 жыл бұрын

Where are all the baby pigeons

5 жыл бұрын

The g in Donaghy is silent FFS like lasagne.

@i.l.l.l.l. 4 жыл бұрын

It's a running joke lol. He pronounces it with the g to sound less Irish and fit in with the WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants). In Season One Jack's dad corrects him for mispronouncing the family name and calls Jack a "lace curtain half an Englishman" for it

@alanmalcheski8882 4 жыл бұрын

or champagna

@becsterbrisbane6275 4 жыл бұрын

No you don't, it's Donna-fee!!! Didn't you listen to his family?!