Jackass: The Movie (2/10) Movie CLIP - The Shoplifter (2002) HD

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Johnny Knoxville, dressed as an elderly man, goes bonkers shoplifting in a convenient store.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Johnny Knoxville and his crew of fun-loving masochists bring their routines to the big screen in this feature adaptation of the popular but controversial MTV series Jackass. A crew of young men perform a variety of strange, painful, and often humiliating stunts for the amusement of themselves and those around them, including crawling across dozens of mousetraps while wearing rodent make-up, being rolled down bowling lanes on skateboards, racing in golf carts across an ancient driving range, giving themselves self-inflicted paper cuts, making snow cones out of urine, tightrope walking over live alligators, using uninstalled sanitary plumbing in a hardware store, terrifying Japanese pedestrians while wearing panda costumes, and much, much more. Johnny Knoxville, the show's creator and star, returns to head up this movie version of Jackass, along with series regulars Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Dave England, Jason "Wee Man" Acuna, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey, and Brandon DiCamillo; Henry Rollins, Tony Hawk, and Spike Jonze are among the movie's guest stars.
CREDITS:
TM & © Paramount (2002)
Cast: Johnny Knoxville
Director: Jeff Tremaine
Producers: Lori Ashcraft, Sean Cliver, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Derek Freda, David Gale, Spike Jonze, Michelle Klepper, Johnny Knoxville, Brandy Menefee, John Miller, Bobby Pura, Jessica Swirnoff, Trip Taylor, Jeff Tremaine, Greg Wolf, Troy Craig Poon
Screenwriters: Jeff Tremaine, Spike Jonze, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Preston Lacy, Chris Pontius, Dave England, Ryan Dunn, Ehren McGhehey, Brandon Dicamillo, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Whitey McConnaughy, Sean Cliver, Loomis Fall, Phil Clapp, Vernon Chatman
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@alexanderkurtkuechler2745
@alexanderkurtkuechler2745 4 жыл бұрын
The part that really got me was him still trying to steal stuff as he’s being walked out of the store!
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
Funny
@Dragoon1809
@Dragoon1809 3 жыл бұрын
Knoxville was seeing how much he could piss off the owner.
@deletedchannel6937
@deletedchannel6937 3 жыл бұрын
The part that got me was the statue at the end
@Dragoon1809
@Dragoon1809 3 жыл бұрын
Deleted Channel “I was Lon Chaney’s lover!” “Go back and love him.”
@thecrow3350
@thecrow3350 3 жыл бұрын
Classic
@MCO18
@MCO18 10 жыл бұрын
Johnny Knoxville didn't even know who Lon Chaney was. He saw his name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame right outside the store
@joeybroadway6524
@joeybroadway6524 5 жыл бұрын
Was it early or during ?
@evanfaust8672
@evanfaust8672 5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he literally saw it as he was getting kicked out 😂😂😂
@13thvarebel16
@13thvarebel16 5 жыл бұрын
He was in the first Phantom of the Opera film
@fabulousfrance
@fabulousfrance 5 жыл бұрын
I guess he searched a bit who Lon was because actually Lon Chaney was known as "The Man of a Thousand Faces" that's a subtle joke since Knoxville is in disguise
@nm7891
@nm7891 4 жыл бұрын
On the Jackass DVD commentary Knoxville said he saw Lon Chaney's walk if fame star on the ground outside the shop as he was getting kicked out
@cordyceps5627
@cordyceps5627 7 жыл бұрын
I love how he continues to steal as he's walking out lmao
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
That's all me
@zach4627
@zach4627 3 жыл бұрын
Those are my bananas
@almightybeedee
@almightybeedee 3 жыл бұрын
same
@rubenambriz9506
@rubenambriz9506 2 жыл бұрын
“Quit playing” 😂😂😂😂😂
@kimmyfreak200
@kimmyfreak200 2 жыл бұрын
reminded me of the movie can't hardly wait when the klepto guy steals things throughout the film then at the end he steals the gumball machine at a diner
@KO18ify
@KO18ify 8 жыл бұрын
Johnny: I was Lon Chaney's Lover Clerk: Go back and love him Me: deceased
@IndieAuriemma
@IndieAuriemma 7 жыл бұрын
No lie. I can't think of many other movie lines/scenes that fucking kill me as much as the Lon Chaney one. That store owners responses were so authentic, LOLOL.
@gojenson
@gojenson 3 жыл бұрын
Liar. You are still alive.
@Mashpertation
@Mashpertation 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah this is my favourite part too! Everytime I remember it i have to KZfaq it 😂
@fernandochavez2769
@fernandochavez2769 3 жыл бұрын
So this is your ghost texting then
@jamesleighdavis138
@jamesleighdavis138 3 жыл бұрын
That one got me too 😂
@younghoppa5122
@younghoppa5122 9 жыл бұрын
I fuckin died when he took the chef statue.
@indianahoosiersfan1970
@indianahoosiersfan1970 9 жыл бұрын
Jaalon May Me too.
@yourworldsavingsdotcom6065
@yourworldsavingsdotcom6065 8 жыл бұрын
+Jaalon May I know right!!!! :D
@IndieAuriemma
@IndieAuriemma 7 жыл бұрын
the first time I saw this in the theater, I laughed so loud and long people were laughing at me, LOLOL.
@marcuspeacher3008
@marcuspeacher3008 6 жыл бұрын
Hypernova I
@sestoalternativeevo8884
@sestoalternativeevo8884 2 жыл бұрын
A͙r͙e͙ Y͙o͙u͙ a͙l͙i͙v͙e͙?
@vandangerousinc7001
@vandangerousinc7001 7 жыл бұрын
XD love how he decides to steal the chef
@bruh7230
@bruh7230 6 жыл бұрын
WHAT REALLY I THOUGHT HE TRIED TO BUY IT
@cialumba89
@cialumba89 3 жыл бұрын
@@bruh7230 hahahahhaahahahaha
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruh7230 Why such an arsehole?
@vandangerousinc7001
@vandangerousinc7001 2 жыл бұрын
@@bruh7230 WHAT NO WAY THAT’S INSANE
@jerryhehe
@jerryhehe Жыл бұрын
mans was not about to leave with nothing
@thevanishingsaxon663
@thevanishingsaxon663 2 жыл бұрын
You have to love Johnny Knoxville's ability to sell the most absurd situations with a straight face.
@TEAMRONALDO1
@TEAMRONALDO1 5 жыл бұрын
The shop keeper stole the show with that “go back and love him” comeback
@sloshed-rat
@sloshed-rat 2 жыл бұрын
And Johnny was supposed to be the thief. That shopkeep stole all of Johnny's thunder.
@coreycotton1989
@coreycotton1989 10 жыл бұрын
That's all me!!
@leeeightiesbaby9435
@leeeightiesbaby9435 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@ThugNinja
@ThugNinja 5 жыл бұрын
Corey C lmao
@srnf-yz4cg
@srnf-yz4cg 4 жыл бұрын
No it's me🤣
@seymourbutz8715
@seymourbutz8715 4 жыл бұрын
What is this bullshit?
@Will.Flavell
@Will.Flavell 4 жыл бұрын
Seymour Butz those are my bananas
@nicepke3520
@nicepke3520 2 жыл бұрын
The best part is "those are my bananas". Like he got caught stealing all the other stuff, but had the bananas prior. Haha
@Jaymurf
@Jaymurf 8 жыл бұрын
Those are my bananas...lmao
@Coleman_H
@Coleman_H 6 жыл бұрын
Jay Murf that's all me
@rockandrolf8611
@rockandrolf8611 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
That's all me
@Lott0Jay
@Lott0Jay 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Jaymurf
@Jaymurf 3 жыл бұрын
@Blood Beryl 😂😂😂
@bigkmoviesandgames
@bigkmoviesandgames 3 жыл бұрын
When Knoxville actually gets this old I hope he does stuff like this and films it for a jackass 5
@ethanebsen7717
@ethanebsen7717 3 жыл бұрын
part 4 is coming out october 22nd this year
@bigkmoviesandgames
@bigkmoviesandgames 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanebsen7717 I know I hope its good.
@maulanaaja2162
@maulanaaja2162 2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanebsen7717 nope. 4 FEBRUARY 2022
@bobbywalsh5538
@bobbywalsh5538 2 жыл бұрын
Just saw it
@fatnsteamy9894
@fatnsteamy9894 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobbywalsh5538 howwsit
@LeaveDenbyAlone
@LeaveDenbyAlone 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the line "I was Lon Chaney's lover!" still gets me after all these years.
@bryant2672
@bryant2672 11 ай бұрын
the owner says "go back and love him!" lmao im dead
@mellowandjello
@mellowandjello 7 жыл бұрын
That's how you treat an old man?
@ElfHostage
@ElfHostage 7 жыл бұрын
mellowandjello ya yeah, go. A' old man that steals I don't believe it.
@rymichaeldudeguy65
@rymichaeldudeguy65 6 жыл бұрын
best part i think of it all the time
@jerrymuzak4534
@jerrymuzak4534 4 жыл бұрын
AN OLD MAN THAT STEALS, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
@seamuspeacock346
@seamuspeacock346 2 жыл бұрын
GET OUT!
@emoboi311
@emoboi311 8 жыл бұрын
This moment of footage gave birth to bad grandpa
@willk1756
@willk1756 3 жыл бұрын
That was the scene when he's giving his kid the beer and arguing with the skaters.
@emoboi311
@emoboi311 3 жыл бұрын
@@willk1756 this was before that segment. You are referring to jackass 2.
@franbarrientos
@franbarrientos 2 жыл бұрын
That's the exactly moment when Irving Zisman became the Bad Grandpa
@Jotinko
@Jotinko 8 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahahahahahahha. I love the "I was Lon Chaney's lover" line.
@Fanfiktion1988
@Fanfiktion1988 6 жыл бұрын
Thats why i'm here^^
@elimcgee123
@elimcgee123 6 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him!
@44dogma
@44dogma 4 жыл бұрын
Wait who is Lon Chaney
@laurahart3890
@laurahart3890 4 жыл бұрын
Franky Xerces A famous actor who died in the 30’s... But the guy who was disguised as the old man later admitted he only saw that name on the sidewalk as he was getting kicked out
@alguienconunvideojuego4606
@alguienconunvideojuego4606 3 жыл бұрын
@@44dogma A bit late but it is a funny coincidence since he was known as "The Man Of A Thousand Faces"
@frannylpfan
@frannylpfan 8 жыл бұрын
Jackass were the TRUE pranksters, before these stupid gone wrong/gone sexual/social experiments/pranks. Edit: It began with cky! Absolute legends 👏
@ElfHostage
@ElfHostage 8 жыл бұрын
To be sure, if one of those "pranksters" did this makeup/disguise and tried to shoplift like this, it wouldn't be received as well.
@noding2798
@noding2798 7 жыл бұрын
cky was the actual "first" pranksters
@emileoonacona1334
@emileoonacona1334 7 жыл бұрын
+nodin g you got that right
@sammyshehole
@sammyshehole 7 жыл бұрын
Impractical Jokers is good.
@darceymontgomery3708
@darceymontgomery3708 7 жыл бұрын
Franny I agree
@radioactiveman1057
@radioactiveman1057 3 жыл бұрын
To this day I still quote "that's all me!" Lmao this is one of their best sketches
@earthwormandruw
@earthwormandruw Жыл бұрын
😂😂 It would be funny to fill up your jacket at home with stuff then walk into a store pretending like your stealing but in reality it really is "all you"
@DeepPocketsEnt
@DeepPocketsEnt Жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@vincenzogiufre9037
@vincenzogiufre9037 8 ай бұрын
Those are my bananas!
@boss_tum
@boss_tum 5 ай бұрын
@@earthwormandruwit’s actually not stealing until you leave the store
@StoneColdGem
@StoneColdGem 4 жыл бұрын
"I was Lon Chaney's Lover" "Go back and love him!"
@almightybeedee
@almightybeedee Жыл бұрын
Never gets old XD
@jg7708
@jg7708 10 жыл бұрын
"This is how you treat an old man?"
@rymichaeldudeguy65
@rymichaeldudeguy65 6 жыл бұрын
best part i think of it all the time
@seymourbutz8715
@seymourbutz8715 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, go! An old man that steals, I don't believe it.
@MegaChorro123
@MegaChorro123 4 жыл бұрын
Seymour Butz Hey man what kind of games you play? Get out!
@revanreborn1219
@revanreborn1219 4 жыл бұрын
@@MegaChorro123 Angry store manager: Get out, man!
@almightybeedee
@almightybeedee 3 жыл бұрын
Gah! Damn it!
@sociosanch3748
@sociosanch3748 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this how you treat an old man" "Yeah, an old man that steals, I can't believe it"
@parkave2406
@parkave2406 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I find it funny from the start. The music playing and the way he’s looking at the items then just stuffing them in his jacket is priceless. Everything after that is pure gold.
@emperorofwar1
@emperorofwar1 2 жыл бұрын
i never watched the movies and this seems staged, like the clerk is playing it up for the camera. Who knows though?03
@rymcharts
@rymcharts Жыл бұрын
@@emperorofwar1 yes the camerman look too comfortable
@parkave2406
@parkave2406 6 ай бұрын
@@emperorofwar1the clerk was in on it he allowed them to film there. But his dad or whoever that man was wasn’t in on it. They set it up just to prank him.
@j4ward95
@j4ward95 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s how you treat an old man” 😂😂😂
@seamuspeacock346
@seamuspeacock346 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah an old man that steals I cant believe it!!
@PhatMon920
@PhatMon920 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO that part always gets me. "An old man who steals, I can't believe it" HAHAHA
@charliecurcio5579
@charliecurcio5579 8 жыл бұрын
The cashier that's smiling knows what's going on
@jacksonwayneputnam1599
@jacksonwayneputnam1599 2 жыл бұрын
The Lon Chaney quote is pure brilliance
@BenKey4
@BenKey4 9 жыл бұрын
I love how Johnny makes old man sounds when the guy is being physical with him. HAHAHAHAHA
@Asia-zd1rg
@Asia-zd1rg Жыл бұрын
When I first saw this I laughed so hard I cried my house out. Him stealing the statue? Absolutely killed me
@gmilkboy504
@gmilkboy504 8 жыл бұрын
:39 - :42 Grandpa: That's all me! That's all me! Employee: What is this bullshit!!
@dariancanada3108
@dariancanada3108 8 жыл бұрын
Those are my bananas
@squidman7389
@squidman7389 7 жыл бұрын
thats how you treat an old man?
@dariancanada3108
@dariancanada3108 7 жыл бұрын
squidman yeah go an old man that steals I can't believe it
@seamuspeacock346
@seamuspeacock346 2 жыл бұрын
@@dariancanada3108 GET OUT
@Riqsuav1
@Riqsuav1 7 жыл бұрын
LOL Dude had like 3 rolls of toilet paper, some bananas, chips and a trophy! #dead
@sammyshehole
@sammyshehole 7 жыл бұрын
Those are my bananas!
@Mr-Green0
@Mr-Green0 4 жыл бұрын
By trophy, you mean like a fake plastic Emmy.
@lubui2583
@lubui2583 4 жыл бұрын
thats all me
@logd27
@logd27 5 жыл бұрын
“I was Lon Chaney’s lover!” How many people use this line while trying to win an argument?
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
That all me
@almightybeedee
@almightybeedee Жыл бұрын
Him
@Riqsuav1
@Riqsuav1 8 жыл бұрын
Store owner: "I oughtta arrest you right now with all that in your...............clothes!" lol
@ElfHostage
@ElfHostage 8 жыл бұрын
That all me.
@frankmiranda707
@frankmiranda707 6 жыл бұрын
Elrique Suave What is this Bullshit?!
@VatinoTV
@VatinoTV 5 жыл бұрын
That line killed me
@river_city2a623
@river_city2a623 3 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who laughs at the way the clerk says "what is this bullshit" at 0:40 dont know why but it gets me every time lol
@thimascruise4533
@thimascruise4533 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@samwrought5650
@samwrought5650 2 жыл бұрын
I do! 😆😆😆😆
@SpencerAGuitar
@SpencerAGuitar 2 жыл бұрын
me and my friends used to quote that all the time when something went wrong lool
@tasteewheat393
@tasteewheat393 2 жыл бұрын
Bro i always laugh at that 😂😂 what is this bullshit !!
@copyright-ur1sf
@copyright-ur1sf Жыл бұрын
That, and "quit PLAYIN!" when he takes the chef lol
@gorrow1990
@gorrow1990 5 жыл бұрын
When he continues to take stuff while being kicked out LOL.
@LGW1234159
@LGW1234159 9 жыл бұрын
What makes this stunt funny to me is how the store guy reacts to Johnny stealing
@weathersytv3572
@weathersytv3572 5 жыл бұрын
Wow you have so much insight.
@weathersytv3572
@weathersytv3572 4 жыл бұрын
@DDS Software I mean I'm pretty sure even I could sense the sarcasm in his comment but alright.
@Ddyoutube100
@Ddyoutube100 4 жыл бұрын
Weathers95 5 year old comment
@guyincognito9484
@guyincognito9484 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ddyoutube100 I think they mean the guy behind register was smirking and laughing at it...
@hardcoreking52
@hardcoreking52 3 жыл бұрын
@@guyincognito9484 I think he was in on it, but the owner wasn't.
@tristancollectspokemon7099
@tristancollectspokemon7099 9 жыл бұрын
"What is this boolshet?!"
@ulisessilveira5492
@ulisessilveira5492 3 жыл бұрын
1:15 always gets me 😂😂😂
@AnthonyMcqueen1987
@AnthonyMcqueen1987 3 жыл бұрын
Such a different time before social media ruined everything. These guys were practical and not fake like the "pranksters" we have today. These guys were raw and real.
@Aquab0t
@Aquab0t 2 жыл бұрын
I mean terrorizing the community is terrorizing the community
@kyfresh2death
@kyfresh2death 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aquab0t raw and real lol
@Aquab0t
@Aquab0t 2 жыл бұрын
@@kyfresh2death sounds like my POV tapes 😉😂😂
@kyfresh2death
@kyfresh2death 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aquab0t hahaha
@RK-ml2ns
@RK-ml2ns 2 жыл бұрын
Knoxville was a true innovator, he rewrote the book on entertainment. There will never be anyone as good.
@brendanwalsh5213
@brendanwalsh5213 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he casually takes everything lmao
@thomasdiaz8452
@thomasdiaz8452 10 жыл бұрын
this never gets old xD
@RejectedSpiritX
@RejectedSpiritX 6 жыл бұрын
Thomas Diaz no pun intended.
@roberthanthonymartinezrive7383
@roberthanthonymartinezrive7383 6 жыл бұрын
Does anybody knows the music that Playstation on the market?
@wesleyshelton1986
@wesleyshelton1986 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Diaz no it doesnt..😀😉
@JessicaGarcia-xf9wr
@JessicaGarcia-xf9wr 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Diaz haha it doesn’t... it was so funny
@garykirby1666
@garykirby1666 4 жыл бұрын
That's how you treat an Old video?
@dariancanada3108
@dariancanada3108 8 жыл бұрын
That's how you treat an old man "yeah an old man that steals I can't believe" hahaha this is a classic
@LeeTorso44
@LeeTorso44 11 жыл бұрын
That was the perfect store owner for this lmao
@LiveWire134679
@LiveWire134679 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the good old days where "it's just a prank" didnt exist
@cnvalleysub6412
@cnvalleysub6412 Жыл бұрын
Omg the elevator sounding music playing in the store makes this 😂😂😂 too funny!! Like how the store manager kept looking to see what he was trying to steal next!!
@renebalbuena4122
@renebalbuena4122 4 жыл бұрын
Damn! He had a whole store in his jacket.
@Boygonebad
@Boygonebad 2 жыл бұрын
Back when pranks were harmless, not offensive or cringe and most of all funny and entertaining
@benjamm1nn
@benjamm1nn 3 жыл бұрын
This whole thing is funny as hell, but the lines that got me were “what are you talking about?” and “and take the other stuff out of your pockets!” 😂😂😂😂
@kimmyfreak200
@kimmyfreak200 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 "what deeez diss bull $hit?"
@skylarrweaver3239
@skylarrweaver3239 4 жыл бұрын
I love Knoxville's old man moves when the dudes ripping his jacket open XD
@StanStacks
@StanStacks 2 жыл бұрын
I text my friend randomly at least a couple times a year, “I was Lon Chaney’s lover!”
@DeepPocketsEnt
@DeepPocketsEnt Жыл бұрын
"I was Lon Chaney's LOVER!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Redneckkratos
@Redneckkratos Ай бұрын
GO BACK AND LOVE HIM!
@vicator5
@vicator5 8 жыл бұрын
"I was Lon Chaney's lover!" Lon Chaney was a silent film actor notorious for his convincingly real makeup designs. One could see the exclamation made by Knoxville as a little nod to the actor.
@stevennieto9898
@stevennieto9898 5 жыл бұрын
It's literally the name he sees on the Walk of Fame when he exits the store.
@awesome-xg4hl
@awesome-xg4hl 4 жыл бұрын
i think you misused notorious lmao
@seamuspeacock346
@seamuspeacock346 2 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him
@miguelparada2286
@miguelparada2286 Жыл бұрын
"I was Lon Chaney's lover." "Go back and love him!" Nice comeback. R.I.P Lon Chaney.
@michellesteward8665
@michellesteward8665 3 жыл бұрын
"Now I Outta Arrest you right now"😂😂
@cracklasco
@cracklasco 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Knoxville still attempts to take stuff as he walks out lmao
@MagnificentFiend
@MagnificentFiend 10 жыл бұрын
_I was Lon Chaney's lover!_
@Varbess
@Varbess 10 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him!
@johnnyace2396
@johnnyace2396 9 жыл бұрын
Lon Chaney Jr or Senior? Ugh.
@RevenantZer0
@RevenantZer0 3 жыл бұрын
This clip is dangerous. I’m laughing from start to finish. Goddamn 😂😂😂
@dannyequalsdeath
@dannyequalsdeath 3 жыл бұрын
That man deserves a raise
@teanmace
@teanmace 3 ай бұрын
I think he's the owner.
@SheriH1975
@SheriH1975 10 жыл бұрын
I could seriously watch this all damn day. * tear *....
@moppman3191
@moppman3191 5 жыл бұрын
"That's all me!" My new pickup line
@averykevin47
@averykevin47 8 жыл бұрын
He can use Alzheimer's as a valid excuse.
@ashtray0belief
@ashtray0belief 12 жыл бұрын
How can he not laugh??? Johnny is such a genious! And the old man clips are the best
@penguin44ca
@penguin44ca 2 жыл бұрын
Genius
@killercd7682
@killercd7682 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this 20 times in the past month
@TheValhalla1989
@TheValhalla1989 3 жыл бұрын
1:30 I wish Knoxville took that chef statue and ran full speed.
@DarkAngel96
@DarkAngel96 2 жыл бұрын
When the clerk unzipped his jacket 😂😂😂
@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421
@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421 3 жыл бұрын
These guys knew what they were That's why the name is Jackass not "pranksters" or "social experiment"
@r3b3lvegan89
@r3b3lvegan89 2 жыл бұрын
You sound like you hate fun. And hate logic and common sense. I almost feel bad for you.
@blakejohnston1429
@blakejohnston1429 3 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite jackass skit ever
@dillclinton4379
@dillclinton4379 8 жыл бұрын
THEN GO LOVE HIM!
@almightybeedee
@almightybeedee 3 жыл бұрын
1:40 "I was Lon Chaney's lover!" "Go back and love him!" LOL
@JShadow6661
@JShadow6661 Жыл бұрын
I’m always quoting him when he says “That’s all Me! That’s all me!” 😂😂😂😂
@s.tavares3257
@s.tavares3257 2 жыл бұрын
“Go back and love him!” 😂 💀
@joegarrison5911
@joegarrison5911 4 жыл бұрын
"What are you talking about" lmaoooo
@copyright1982
@copyright1982 12 жыл бұрын
I love when he takes the statue and the dude goes, "Quit playin!" haha
@adamschroeder693
@adamschroeder693 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he continued to try and steal stuff after getting kicked out
@ethanebsen7717
@ethanebsen7717 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@ethanebsen7717
@ethanebsen7717 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@eloos4607
@eloos4607 3 жыл бұрын
This will forever be one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched. It’s still funny since when I watched when it first came out.
@B-run702
@B-run702 3 жыл бұрын
with the muzak playing i don't blame him for shoplifting
@lisariddle2002
@lisariddle2002 Жыл бұрын
That's all me! that's how you treat a old man? My favorite parts.
@princessbeexxxx
@princessbeexxxx 7 жыл бұрын
I was dying while as he was getting kicked out, he still had the nerve to still be grabbin' shit. Lmao xD
@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9770
@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9770 2 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him Classic
@deliciousness5688
@deliciousness5688 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s all me” I love to use that phrase to this day.
@seanguidero562
@seanguidero562 9 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him
@vgmaster9
@vgmaster9 9 жыл бұрын
Sean Guidero I thought he said "Go back to London" XD
@emmah6454
@emmah6454 5 жыл бұрын
He saw Lon Chaney’s name on the star in the concrete as he was walking away and just thought it would be funny 😆
@reimetimereviews2394
@reimetimereviews2394 2 жыл бұрын
That store owner wasn’t pissing around 😂
@theghoulfather3859
@theghoulfather3859 9 жыл бұрын
Those are my bananas
@longboy7
@longboy7 3 жыл бұрын
the store music makes this even funnier
@labombshell83
@labombshell83 7 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him 😂😂
@WallsTCAP
@WallsTCAP 6 жыл бұрын
According to IMDb, Knoxville said "I was Lon Chaney's lover" because he saw his Hollywood star when he was getting kicked out of the place and thought it would be a funny thing to say. He had no clue who Lon Chaney was
@michalstympatek
@michalstympatek 5 жыл бұрын
I've just checked the place on Google Streetview and there's no Lon Chaney star in front of the store. Weird.
@schwarzerregen9338
@schwarzerregen9338 3 жыл бұрын
"THOSE ARE MY BANANAS!"
@lfkk4640
@lfkk4640 3 жыл бұрын
That's all me! That's all me! Lol
@jonassungaila8080
@jonassungaila8080 6 жыл бұрын
1:04 *I died*
@joemomma6317
@joemomma6317 2 жыл бұрын
Go back and love him😭😭
@kevinruddy448
@kevinruddy448 2 жыл бұрын
He's the limit in this ❤️💥😂
@ThugNinja
@ThugNinja 5 жыл бұрын
"That's how you treat an old man" 😂😂
@emoboi311
@emoboi311 8 жыл бұрын
Bad grandpa
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
That's all me
@rdr2zx_.820
@rdr2zx_.820 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he stole the chef statue 🤣
@brandonkashinsky9222
@brandonkashinsky9222 4 ай бұрын
When he tried to steal the chef 😂😂
@omaha0bugaha
@omaha0bugaha 10 жыл бұрын
I like how he keeps taking things even when the guy is trying to get him out of the shop.
@onimischa
@onimischa 9 жыл бұрын
So you like the video?
@ericdeplata7803
@ericdeplata7803 10 жыл бұрын
Never gets old.
@nyy190343
@nyy190343 2 жыл бұрын
That's how you treat an old man? An old man that steals i can't believe it 🤣🤣
@IndieAuriemma
@IndieAuriemma 7 жыл бұрын
go back and love him BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
That's all me
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