Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. Epic Rap Battles of History
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5 жыл бұрынEpic Rap Battles of History Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin
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CAST
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Steve Irwin: EpicLLOYD
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Jacques Cousteau: Nice Peter
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CREW
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Executive Producers: Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Producer: Atul Singh
Written by Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, Zach Sherwin, Robyn Lynne Norris, Rich Baker, Chris Turner and the many excellent contributors to our Patreon Writers Crew.
Beat Produced by Tristan on the Track: bit.ly/2NcTEgQ
Music Mixed and Mastered by Nice Peter
Directed by Nice Peter
Assistant Directed by EpicLLOYD
Director of Photography: Jon Na
Gaffer: Andy Chinn
Department Make Up Head: Ashlyn McIntyre
Make Up and Hair: Brittany White
DIT / Playback: Josh Best
Costume Designer and Property Master: Morgan Christensen
Production Assistant: Andy Sandoval
Video Editors: Daniel Flesher, Josh Best, Nice Peter
VFX: Josh Best and Nice Peter
Produced by Atul Singh
Shot on the Arri Alexa Mini
KeEp iN TOuch WitH Us OnliNe!
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@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
Steve Irwin is so powerful that he is able to bend the laws of Australia and not be upside down like the rest of his mates
@AEvilSquirrel 5 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere. You follow memology right?
@ussindianapolis9137 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@byzantinemapper6145 5 жыл бұрын
It is funny because he looks like Shaggy in the video
@sethbigboy324 5 жыл бұрын
He also scared away the 20 feet spiders
@EmmyV2002 5 жыл бұрын
I seen you everywhere.
@ewatiredrat6925 4 жыл бұрын
Jacques: **tries to leave** Steve: _n o_
@KNIFEYSPOONY02 4 жыл бұрын
*ITS A BATTLE YOU WANT ITS A BATTLE YOU WILL GET FRENCH FRY*
@bigwasian3853 3 жыл бұрын
😂 yo
@thelittleagustus.2292 3 жыл бұрын
Same thing he did to animals
@wingnightbackwards 3 жыл бұрын
honestly though he told him to surrender and then was like "hol up i'm not done"
@josephstalin364 3 жыл бұрын
You can’t just start a battle with an Aussie and just quit halfway
@invictus127 3 жыл бұрын
Jacques: "Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?" Steve: "Oh, no limits? Bet."
@elicameron5272 2 жыл бұрын
facts
@lucatdcat8720 2 жыл бұрын
"Your brother was a Nazi, mate!"
@undeadarcher465 2 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to insult every feature of jacque😂
@carlagunderson7799 2 жыл бұрын
@@undeadarcher465 Inventor to my scuba, captain to my Calypso, winner to my Palme d'Ors, documenter to my ocean!
@skypentraico4322 2 жыл бұрын
*F A C T S*
@pendremacherald6758 Жыл бұрын
This battle has no swearing in it, and it actually makes sense. You don’t swear in a nature documentary, and Irwin tried his best not to swear in his programs.
@KariIzumi1 7 ай бұрын
To be fair, this was back when ERB’s biggest backer was a Disney owned company. While I think the lack of profanity works here, I’m glad they have the option in their newer stuff
@Asleepvids 7 ай бұрын
@@KariIzumi1not really cause ever since Mark Zuckerberg vs Elon musk, they're on their own.
@Manel-dq2kb 6 ай бұрын
@@KariIzumi1 No? This was 4 years ago. It was after Peter and Lloyd seperated from Maker Studios
@kira860 4 ай бұрын
which is hard for an aussie
@vintage-radio 4 ай бұрын
@@KariIzumi1 ERB left maker studios around the time of Boba Fett vs Deadpool which was 8 years ago
@brisloviayt829 5 жыл бұрын
Notice how Steve Irwin says "Hang on a minute" at 1:39, the video ends at 2:39, there is literally one minute left.
@ebenezeramare1 5 жыл бұрын
*Yooooooooo*
@lasafrog 5 жыл бұрын
Brislovia YT attention to detail with these guys, just incredible.
@thevideocommenter3061 5 жыл бұрын
the fucking little details these guys do are fucking amazing
@Prince-to5cf 5 жыл бұрын
I mean the video itself ends at 2:39 but Irwin's verse ends around 2:05
@TheSmugFrog 5 жыл бұрын
@@Prince-to5cf Those extra 34 seconds are for him to reflect on how bad Steve smoked him.
@phatflops1559 3 жыл бұрын
EpicLloyd is like if humans had customizable default skin
@ASliceOfGamingPodcast 3 жыл бұрын
It is crazy how well he slips into a lot of roles so well with very little hair and make up. Though I doubt anything will top his Adam Savage from the Mythbusters outfit. He could easily be mistaken as Adam he looked that good.
@daspooterman 3 жыл бұрын
fax
@bigfuckingdumbass 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed since a while
@GriseWeisshark 3 жыл бұрын
He even managed to look like Pennywise.
@gagedyals1173 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like he can do JFK
@bradyanson3310 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Cousteau was so happy about his underwater breathing apparatus.
@Glisten456 2 жыл бұрын
Cousteau's underwater breathing apparatus was the real winner of the rap battle all along...
@jrozel6124 2 жыл бұрын
@@Glisten456 #SELF-CONTAINED
@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын
@@Glisten456 True...
@maxdelcastillo3928 Жыл бұрын
I can't unhear Cousteau everytime I hear "underwater breathing apparatus"
@kuzya7-8 Жыл бұрын
you would probably be happy if you got one too
@mateodelafuente7320 2 жыл бұрын
Jacques wasn’t even bad, he had some really good bars. Irwin was just that damn good!
@scandathepole723 Жыл бұрын
The battle is not as one sided as it seems, on one hand, Cousteau made disses about Irwin's death, his best appearance in movies as a joke, him endangering his son and how he will ruin his legacy by eating his snails. However, Irwin's lines consisted of how Cousteau's brother was a Nazi, his dry and characterless voice, him being a pedo and the liveleak level of violence in the BTS of Silent World. Irwin won but both were savage
@zohrakharkhour2916 10 ай бұрын
@UncleMikeNJas in "both sides were good but only one could win"?
@LucyAdroit 4 ай бұрын
Accurate@@zohrakharkhour2916
@LegendaryMercDC 5 жыл бұрын
Otto von Bismarck (the iron chancellor) vs. Margaret thatcher ( the iron lady.)
@justkiddingde6506 5 жыл бұрын
Many suggest Bismarck battling Margaret Thatcher, but maybe there's someone else who could better fit to him. Quite frankly, they could do a similar deal with Bismarck like they did with Stalin, Lenin etc.: A lot of important German leaders battling each other (except Hitler and Frederick the Great, since they already were on screen), e.g. Friedrich Barbarossa (Holy Roman Empire) Armenius (Leader of the Germanic tribes, who fought the Ancient Romans in the battle of Teutoburg Forest), Stresemann (one of the most crucial politicians of the Weimar Republic, post-WW1 Germany), Erich Honecker (hardline-stalinist leader of socialist East Germany during the Cold War) and in the end Angela Merkel as today's chancellor of a reunited and democratic Germany.
@arminhillman7956 5 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of Otto Von Bismark vs Oda Nobunaga more. (Otto helped unite Germany and Oda helped unite Japan.)
@jacktovey4674 5 жыл бұрын
Terrible idea
@trashpanda-sg2xh 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacktovey4674 it works
@Timewarpiaman 5 жыл бұрын
and then Tony Stark near the end (Iron Man)
@Quetzal00358 5 жыл бұрын
Romulus and Remus vs Cain and Abel Two brothers where the older one killed the younger one and became founders of important cities
@proper5667 5 жыл бұрын
Nah. Romulus vs Remus would be better.
@hotpotato8798 5 жыл бұрын
I smell sander sides.
@jamo6079 5 жыл бұрын
More like Romulus and Cain vs Remus and Abel (later in the battle?)
@donovancordero551 5 жыл бұрын
How about the two murdered brothers vs the murderers
@LtCough6542 5 жыл бұрын
Quetzal00358 that’s actually a great idea
@alec6583 2 жыл бұрын
Jacques Cousteau was done serious justice here, but the writing and delivery of Steve Irwin's lines were just... _God damn._
@thetimeisninefifteen 5 жыл бұрын
Irwin's wordplay...subdued sub-dude? Throwing C4 on the seafloor? Freaking brilliant.
@formerlyknownaseasrob 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like Lloyd played him. Lloyd has always been a really good lyricist and this is some of his best work, assuming he wrote most of Irwin’s lines
@TryPuttingItInRice 5 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when Sherwin and Lloyd work together.
@usaflagraybans 5 жыл бұрын
Jacques Custodian was genius too.
@mushymika 5 жыл бұрын
Lloyd won this battle
@Crypticcc 5 жыл бұрын
Double entendres going harddd
@TanmanC 5 жыл бұрын
I love the part when Irwin examines Jacques like if he were an animal; it really helped bring the character to life!
@scruggs6633 5 жыл бұрын
Steve won as soon as he said "have a look at this salty fella" lmao
@rolandcaters7258 5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Hoyle look out, he’s got the body of a naked mole rat
@melodytext6041 5 жыл бұрын
Steve won.
@FudGnut 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude that was the best part
@ocelot09 5 жыл бұрын
Haha, definitely my favorite part.
@MurderMostFowl 3 жыл бұрын
The football cheer joke was hilarious. The layers on that one were so great. The Australian football chant, with the obvious nazi joke, but instead of “Oi Oi Oi” it’s “oy oy oy” in disappointment from the Yiddish “oy vey”. ERB are geniuses
@meowmeow3532 4 ай бұрын
that’s actually genius, i didn’t catch that!!! omg !!!
@lunettasuziejewel2080 2 жыл бұрын
I like that Steve calls Jacques out for his affair, considering how passionately Steve and Terri loved each other. I love when the ERBs reveal their characters' deeper values amidst all the roasts and boasts...it makes the series touching as well as hilarious.
@annavizard970 Жыл бұрын
I thought the Nazi brother was a nice low blow from Irwin.
@hey.whataboutme8744 Жыл бұрын
@@annavizard970 when Jacques Cousteau made a low blow about Steve death, the limits were off there was no limits to the disses
@chattaboxxx2332 Жыл бұрын
Yo be fair it did not take long for Terri to find another... Multiple men...
@ilikebutteredtoast2677 Жыл бұрын
@@chattaboxxx2332 she's still single actually
@chattaboxxx2332 Жыл бұрын
@@ilikebutteredtoast2677 she is now...
@raz3488 5 жыл бұрын
David Attenborough vs Morgan freeman. The voice of the planet and the voice of god
@ragingrhino4422 5 жыл бұрын
The narrator's of life
@raz3488 5 жыл бұрын
@@ragingrhino4422 perfect
@MyFluffyPig 5 жыл бұрын
Dudeeeeee
@LordKnowsBlue 5 жыл бұрын
R JP gosh his voice is amazing but I feel like Ron pearl man vs Morgan would be better voice of death and voice of life
@ieatedcrayon 5 жыл бұрын
Nah Morgan Freeman vs Samuel L Jackson lmao
@rileyhumphrey6536 5 жыл бұрын
Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones Interrupted by Harrison Ford being tired of both of them
@ethanotto5062 5 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY YES!
@JacobGonzalez-rl1es 5 жыл бұрын
@@gizzardsnatcher umm wtf, my brain just broke
@gizzardsnatcher 5 жыл бұрын
@@JacobGonzalez-rl1es "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" lol
@gasmaskguys4965 5 жыл бұрын
yess please!
@ryanduffy6089 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but then nicepeter would have to play all three
@thomasgallipoli8376 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are not only super talented and superb writers (your lyrics are so multi layered) but you are chameleons. You portray all these characters so well, it’s like different people in each video. Love it love it love it.
@DreadDuckies278 11 ай бұрын
Erb does not watch my channel so I am mad at them
@jamboimbp 8 ай бұрын
@@DreadDuckies278so?
@tyresejackson2601 2 ай бұрын
No one watches your channel @@DreadDuckies278
@jwagner4050 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't go throwing C4 on the Sea Floor" always has me in stitches every time.
@gamerstheater1187 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was something he was known for doing
@gabrielho1874 Жыл бұрын
He what?
@kaynesylvar8277 Жыл бұрын
@@gabrielho1874 Jaques Cousteau blew up a reef to get pictures of fish…
@Petitmoi74 8 күн бұрын
Like other people at the time, he wasn't very concerned about the ecosystem, it was another way of thinking. His son, on the other hand, was, and he greatly influenced his father and succeeded in changing his point of view.
@Heebie-Deebies 5 жыл бұрын
I know Steve won and all, but I want to mention how good the makeup on Jaques was. The makeup department killed it.
@Marlex-xk7od 5 жыл бұрын
phillyslasher we have opinions
@danganese8627 5 жыл бұрын
@@Marlex-xk7od we definately do and that was a Robin Williams victory
@its_kumar_babyyy 5 жыл бұрын
facts
@Aussieboy329 5 жыл бұрын
He is aussie legend he won
@rich1051414 4 жыл бұрын
@Highwind Rider That is a projector film filter... vhs looks nothing like that...
@neodayz3070 4 жыл бұрын
Why does EpicLloyd literally look like everybody?
@yoursonisold8743 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the make-up and costume crew deserves so much credit. Both Peter and Lloyd have turned into completely different people across these rap battles. I can barely recognize them sometimes.
@Brandelwyn 4 жыл бұрын
Picked default appearance at the start of the game, obviously
@TehkeelaSuhnrayze 4 жыл бұрын
He's a doppelganger who has yet to find the perfect person to mimic.
@bobbyhernandez7117 4 жыл бұрын
I guess it's proof that white people look the same
@exhaledecay5131 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a joker vs penny wise Battle coming tomorrow or today. You couldn’t tell that nice Peter of epiclloyd was either
@superplushtiman7ti075 11 ай бұрын
"Where you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium" The moment this line came, the gloves were well and truly off, nothing was off-limits(the mistress diss, the brother diss), leading to Irwin smoking the man like a tuna
@gamerstheater1187 2 жыл бұрын
If anyone is wondering what is going on between the two Jacques wasn’t a conservationist at first, he only saw animals as playthings and did things like blow up a coral reef and force trained seals unlike Steve who did his best to protect wildlife from day one
@classicrockkid345 Жыл бұрын
One thing I really love. How Steve interrupts Jacque's final verse when he brought up Steve almost killing his own some by accident. He's a man's man, doesn't let anyone talk shit about his family.
@quartzking3997 Жыл бұрын
“Doesn’t let anyone talk shit about his family” but let’s his newborn baby almost get eaten by a crocodile lol
@NoMaidens_GoTouchGrass Жыл бұрын
@@quartzking3997 I mean, if that croc aint talking smoke let it pass amirite
@ohhecktime Жыл бұрын
"Nazi Nazi Nazi, oy yoy yoy!"
@RoWiGRaTH 4 жыл бұрын
I think EpicLLOYD had way too much fun playing Steve Irwin in this. He looks like he's having a real blast!
@bethprendergast6173 3 жыл бұрын
You had a chance to say reel blast for a fishing pun there but you didn’t take it. I’m ashamed.
@RoWiGRaTH 3 жыл бұрын
@@bethprendergast6173 I am ashamed as well! I can't believe I missed such an opportunity.
@jennifercardwell258 3 жыл бұрын
EpicLLOYD seems to always have fun. But! I agree that he appears to be extra happy in this one. Who wouldn't want to play the late great Steve Irwin?
@LlamacornAlpaca 3 жыл бұрын
@@jennifercardwell258 Steve was a smiley dude, I bet he tried to insert that trait in the battle
@therealplaguerat 3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't?
@ulitharid8907 3 жыл бұрын
Best flow: Steve Best disses: Also Steve Overall winner: Still Steve Overall Loser: PETA
@markcobuzzi826 2 жыл бұрын
I might also put it this way. Best Flow: Steve Best Boasts: Also Steve Best Roasts: Still Steve Overall Winner: Mother Nature Overall Loser: PETA
@richardp7139 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck PETA. Only they would talk shit about the late great Steve on his birthday
@merrbear5104 2 жыл бұрын
😂that just made my night!😂
@midnalazuli793 2 жыл бұрын
PETA always loses.
@merrbear5104 2 жыл бұрын
When I was younger and fearless I wanted so badly to be a marine biologist and work with Cousteau. But Steve won this battle hands down and I have so much respect for everything he instilled in his family so they carry on his work and do their own things as well! ❤️
@sagebaca2013 Жыл бұрын
"You never should have stepped to the wildlife defender, now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender" still my favorite line from ERB to this day
@josephleonard6695 Жыл бұрын
that should have been the last line lmao
@kamakazioverland4584 Жыл бұрын
@@josephleonard6695 agreed
@Alarak_ 11 күн бұрын
So, the usual dumb cliché about France ? Check
@MakoRuu 5 жыл бұрын
This was a little hard to watch, cause Steve was my hero. But he absolutely destroyed Cousteau.
@OhioanGhost 5 жыл бұрын
My childhood hero is unstoppable
@jaredmk4897 5 жыл бұрын
Even worse if ur aussie. An i am an australian.
@saganandroid4175 5 жыл бұрын
Outback Mistake House That is when Irwin lost. Maybe you just don't understand the references there.
@bribri7978 5 жыл бұрын
@@saganandroid4175 Nah. He 100% won that.
@Will-jg2zs 5 жыл бұрын
Im your 1k like
@daveug6143 4 жыл бұрын
Jacques first verse was fire, Steve Irwin’s comebacks were entire forest fire
@sm901ftw 4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm not saying this started the bushfires this year but...
@davida.arellano8444 4 жыл бұрын
Literally
@richiem5112 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, that's about as dark as the back alley where I perform abortions.
@epcnk 4 жыл бұрын
Seems normal
@dragonbane44 4 жыл бұрын
@@richiem5112 you tried too hard
@Simone-bc2fo 7 ай бұрын
Really liked the sneaky nod to Men at Work's Down Under at the beginning of Irwin's first verse
@the.aardvark Ай бұрын
As soon as I read "you better run" I jumped off my seat
@sniper-64 2 жыл бұрын
As an Australian Lloyd nailed us pretty well with all the slang and he actually had a pretty good Aussie accent, Good One ERB now let's get this to 10 Mil
@WRATHonBVR Жыл бұрын
11 Mil now
@misslangleysoryuisiconic 8 ай бұрын
As a Filipino, I grew up watching Steve Irwin’s tv series about animal life
@call_me_p1cklez101 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the French narrator on SpongeBob SquarePants is based off of Jacques Cousteau
@missmeowstin 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! I didn’t know that!!
@yareyare_dechi 4 жыл бұрын
that wasnt common knowledge? man im getting old
@Emiliapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
Yare Yare haha, you’re not alone. Didn’t realize this was bonus trivia so much as part of the what made the narration so funny
@JerryJB1267 4 жыл бұрын
I just googled it and it says he was one of Stephen Hillenberg's (spongebob creator) idols
@llamapocolypes2875 4 жыл бұрын
Que the more you know meme
@_munchmonster 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't be throwing C4 on the seafloor" *phone catches on fire*
@noiiiiivad 4 жыл бұрын
I fucking screamed when I heard that 💀
@Finkster5 4 жыл бұрын
God the rhythm in that part was so good, and I appreciate that they add a visual element to the rhyming that stays with the beat.
@nickniehaus1763 4 жыл бұрын
Followed up by a huge diss: I'm the gold medal rhymer on the podium, cleanin' you up like a Jacques Cousteau-dian
@sugarcoin72 4 жыл бұрын
What’s the story behind that?
@marekdolejs6251 4 жыл бұрын
@@sugarcoin72 Story is that You will never see Steve Irvin hurt any type of animal on the other side Cousteau used to throw bombs in the sea and study dead fish like more easy a lazier way instead of going scuba diving
@samcoffel Жыл бұрын
This is by far one of my top 5 ERB battles. Jacques and Steve both had awesome verses but Steve secured the win in the end!
@notaduster2322 Жыл бұрын
Love how Jacque was so proud of his under water breathing apparatus, and bill Murray playing him
@willytheflower 4 жыл бұрын
1:39 "hang on a minute" And the video ends exactly 1 minute later
@RipRLeeErmey 4 жыл бұрын
The greatest part was that he only needed half of it to absolutely eviscerate Cousteau
@cameronnekerekian1712 4 жыл бұрын
WTFF
@sans-san1097 4 жыл бұрын
Confusious would know huh
@GodlessVoice 4 жыл бұрын
Not completely accurate but great observation for the technicality
@rodrigo6flame603 4 жыл бұрын
Godless Voice still very close
@haydenng2381 4 жыл бұрын
This video has no cuss words and there's an Aussie in it. *Let that sink in.*
@JozParks 3 жыл бұрын
Steve in real life did swear, but he would apologise if there was a lady present. All the people I've known who met him say his TV persona wasn't much different to how he actually acted normally.
@michaelnello9459 3 жыл бұрын
Well I let them in, but now my house is flooded.
@exittierone 3 жыл бұрын
What does that damn sink want now
@hooliganbubsy7298 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... listening to that accent was there really an aussie in it?
@timbojimbo5898 3 жыл бұрын
@@exittierone thank you. that was great
@AlinTrinca 2 ай бұрын
I just saw an interview of Robert Irwin talking about his dad, and brought a tear to my eyes. Later, this popped up in my recommended and it brought a smile on my face. Safe to say, today was a good day.
@averybondeson3322 2 жыл бұрын
Adding near the beginning of Steve's verse "You better run, you better take cover" was a power move I appreciate
@enabone2400 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I am automatically obliged to say Steve Irwin won
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian I agree. It’s not just a Australian thing to automatically give the win to the better bars.
@NickAlexSR 4 жыл бұрын
Same for me though I am from US, grew up watching Steve Irwin more then anything else. He touched the hearts and minds of everyone around the world.
@Luke41461 4 жыл бұрын
This comment has officially become a forum for which nationality has been affected the most from Steve Irwin
@brandonpreston5254 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone that has any idea of history is obligated to say Steve won :)
@maenad1231 4 жыл бұрын
As an American I am automatically obliged to say the French guy lost
@floorvankrimpen 10 ай бұрын
Jacques: "Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?" Steve: "Mate, you just lost this rap battle"
@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 11 ай бұрын
Best flow: Steve Best rhymes: Steve Best disses: Steve Winner: Underwater breathing apparatus
@corymorimacori1059 3 ай бұрын
Loser: Jacque’s brother
@Ge0rgeW4sh1ngt0n 2 ай бұрын
Best flow jacques
@AndrewChicken 5 жыл бұрын
King Gilgamesh vs. King Solomon Margaret Thatcher vs. Otto von Bismarck Also Steve totally won :D
@YoungAlienBoy 5 жыл бұрын
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@thefuzzypickle8277 5 жыл бұрын
@@YoungAlienBoy no bitch, quit trying to trick people
@AbhijitZimare1 5 жыл бұрын
King Gilgamesh? Emperor Gilgamesh!
@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly think King Arthur vs. King Solomon might be better but that's just my opinion
@blackout6772 5 жыл бұрын
YES! Iron Lady vs Iron chancellor
@sqyid 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized that “Nazi Nazi Nazi, oy yoy yoy” was a pun of “Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi” these guys are brilliant.
@joshuaachampong848 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I barely caught that lol. I love it
@AlexanderAxelIII 5 жыл бұрын
Where is it from?
@Rolonok 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderAxelIII its a station chant
@sqyid 5 жыл бұрын
Alexander Axel III it’s an Australian tradition at sports events to chant “Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi”, it’s from a song if I recall correctly
@Dogonauts 5 жыл бұрын
And was a low blow considering Cousteau himself wound up joining the French Resistance to fight the Nazis.
@ZackChua Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Steve Irwin was legitimately just such an all-around great guy that they couldn't come up with any real disses for him
@jewelxiat 7 ай бұрын
even if they did, he still won with his bars 💀
@luckii.__17 6 ай бұрын
@@jewelxiat He meant Jacques didn't have as much disses as Irvin did
@chucksolutions4579 2 жыл бұрын
Huge fan of both of these guys, JC brought so much attention to conservation, he made lots of mistakes but he was brilliant and inventive. SE a little reality tv-esque but I loved him.
@mysticaquarius3747 5 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, everything Steve Irwin, our patron saint just stated, is totally a 100% accurate And let’s be honest, he slayed it
@genosblondecyborg1865 5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@blocksopiff 5 жыл бұрын
As an American I’m giving it to Steve because fuck Jacques Cousteau.
@kjwillis8618 5 жыл бұрын
Aquarius Anime Girl yeah Steve Irwin killed it
@coloradoccs1852 5 жыл бұрын
Yes he did... NOBODY messes with a patron saint of Australia.
@kjwillis8618 5 жыл бұрын
Jacob Porter yeah I’m in the USA as well. He owned that guy so well
@wanderingronin6462 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, trying to insult Steve Irwin on the internet is a confirmed death sentence
@NutmegBGB 3 жыл бұрын
PETA got a taste of their own "medicine"
@MrUNnice 2 жыл бұрын
@@NutmegBGB what did they say?
@gracesreadsalotayy182 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrUNnice PETA tried to accuse him of abusing animals and essentially drag him through the mud ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO. The Internet attacked PETA who surrendered immediately. I remember seeing PETA tweet for it and also felt hot rage in that second.
@robbob5302 2 жыл бұрын
NO ONE is off limits in ERB. I wouldn't be surprised to see Ozzy Osbourne dissing Jesus, soon!😇
@origami83 2 жыл бұрын
@@gracesreadsalotayy182 PETA murders cats and dogs so they really shouldnt talk shit.
@wonkothesane8691 Жыл бұрын
I respect both these guys for their accomplishments and the joy they brought to me. RIP, both of you.
@TanmanC 7 ай бұрын
4 years later, I still stand by Lloyd as Irwin is one of his best acting roles!
@SivPlaysGames 5 жыл бұрын
Steve won that by a landslide... Also a suggestion for the next battle: Elton John vs David Bowie (Cameo From Freddie Mercury)
@sparkee3213 5 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE this
@kashema1810 5 жыл бұрын
Or the Beatles
@shirolee 5 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@depressedbreakfast2614 5 жыл бұрын
This, yes.
@seventhstudofaseventhstud8037 5 жыл бұрын
They used Elton and Freddie already
@banterwipes3894 4 жыл бұрын
Classic NicePeter verse: -Starts slow and calm -Slowly progresses in volume -Yells or rap in a rage filled voice when the beat drops
@MrNb22 4 жыл бұрын
CS lewis and I were both discussing how you and jon snow BOTH KNOW NOTHING!
@fedesspace9632 4 жыл бұрын
I don't notice that !
@stewarthowell6781 4 жыл бұрын
"...making Capitalists rich OFF OF YOU IN MERCH"
@theli11 4 жыл бұрын
It's still true on the new one.
@amandapanda5087 4 жыл бұрын
"All I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline and I'm ruling over you like a BOOTFUL OF MY CITIZENS!"
@zakenmaru8612 3 жыл бұрын
"You're such a boring guy that you could make a whole show about the ocean dry" I'm sorry, that's too good
@Lwhale.3797 10 ай бұрын
The fact that Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd voiced both these characters (distinct accents, inflections and all) is an absolute triumph of comedic impersonation.
@ramenpolanski1239 5 жыл бұрын
probably the only channel from the "older" youtube that still amazes me, you can really see the work in it
@wutgreens443 5 жыл бұрын
ah boo hoo cry me a river
@lasagaeater6891 5 жыл бұрын
@@darktrooperdalek7991 ok boomer
@conqueror0x397 5 жыл бұрын
Hmm why did the only people that replied had to be a rude ASF
@Turt3752 5 жыл бұрын
Immediate Death Boogie2988 is still kinda here... but he’s moved on from the Francis stuff because it’s automatically demonetized. Now, he just is kinda like a rambling gamer teddy bear who sometimes gets political
@gregor751 5 жыл бұрын
what about nigahiga?
@StuartisUnoriginal 3 жыл бұрын
At the line "Hang on a minute" there is exactly 1 minute left of the video, do with that information what you would like.
@justthatguy971 3 жыл бұрын
U speak like a teacher
@gpan3762 3 жыл бұрын
I rubbed one out..... .....there's your new ice bucket challenge
@kingdynam4315 3 жыл бұрын
the line also takes 1 second to complete exactly
@emgo-at7398 3 жыл бұрын
lol this comment is true but also funny
@denneraraujo_ 3 жыл бұрын
that reminded me of Fargo, there's a scene where Steve Buscemi says something like "we'll wrap this up in 30 minutes", and the movie ends exactly half hour later
@vfrostbytev2284 2 ай бұрын
this is the most underrated ERB
@S323_B 2 ай бұрын
cousteau's first verse is underrated asf 😭🙏
@gcollins1992 5 жыл бұрын
Man... Irwin's lines were some of the best I've ever seen from ERB. Damn.
@WinstonKillDeath 5 жыл бұрын
This battle was incredibly well done from both sides.
@crypticfallacy4924 5 жыл бұрын
Winston_KillDeath love love loved it
@dimitrigedevanishvili 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like, I was surprised by how quality this actually was.
@Enderhood25 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly Steve orwin could have just been singing dr. Seuss quotes and I still would have loved it
@crypticfallacy4924 5 жыл бұрын
Dimitri Gedevanishvili agreed. Last couple were pretty awful
@zenith8417 5 жыл бұрын
"You could make a whole show about the ocean, dry!" *BRUH*
@kijabba4376 2 жыл бұрын
1:03 that’s 🔥
@doctormal.practice1606 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line was "If you wanna count fish, please take the reef tour. Don't go throwing C4 on the seafloor." That was so epic.
@Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx 3 жыл бұрын
Yea the flow was great.
@gamerstheater1187 2 жыл бұрын
if no one understands basically the guy and his friends blew up a coal reef to get better footage
@dredark3 2 жыл бұрын
that C4 on the Sea floor was nuts
@turtleboy991 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerstheater1187 That doesn't make it okay
@gamerstheater1187 2 жыл бұрын
@@turtleboy991 I didn't say it was ok, but he did change his ways
@LothlorianOG 5 жыл бұрын
I was really nervous about Steve Irwin seeming overly aggressive and out of character, but honestly, I think it did him justice.
@darthpokemon6627 5 жыл бұрын
ikr #RIPSteveIrwin
@carbonreptile5437 5 жыл бұрын
Euron Lothlorian am I the only one who found that the snake he was holding in the intro was a just a harmless Garter Snake
@DarkPsychoMessiah 5 жыл бұрын
@@carbonreptile5437 I don't think Lloyd could've handled a Black Mamba or a King Cobra
@newvagabond1375 4 ай бұрын
Still thinking this is the most underrated erb
@CaitlinKoi Жыл бұрын
ERB handed this to Steve Irwin on a silver platter
@Thorcar123 4 жыл бұрын
As a Franco-australian this battle leaves me attacked on all sides.
@RealGateGuardian 3 жыл бұрын
So did you give into yourself?
@twrampage 3 жыл бұрын
So you love surrendering to emus?
@alexs5814 3 жыл бұрын
Sooo... Nothing new, right?
@mikelyons9971 3 жыл бұрын
"Embrace your French nature and quietly surrender"
@twrampage 3 жыл бұрын
@William Casey Definitely emu, I want my feather hat!
@IanNafziger 4 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Jacques, the Crocodile Hunter trashed him. RIP, Steve Irwin
@Botar48 4 жыл бұрын
Almost as hard as that stingray trashed him eh?
@zaire0006 4 жыл бұрын
DDDZzs 223355 you’d need a submarine for a blow that low
@ishouldfindagoodname2416 4 жыл бұрын
X5ZILLIONX I’m aware.
@alphamonkeytv3267 4 жыл бұрын
with zimbado as a suprise
@cainanfletcher7452 4 жыл бұрын
@@Botar48 u never should've stepped to the wildlife defender
@BE-ws9xc 2 жыл бұрын
If you don’t know SCUBA stand for “Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus” ..that line was pretty 🔥
@the.aardvark Ай бұрын
My dude was so happy about his underwater breathing apparatus
@eziokill9112 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop coming back to this video.
@antares____ 5 жыл бұрын
"but with the sheilas you sure had fun, your mistress was as as young as your first born son" I think Cousteau could use the entirety of the ocean and still not recover from that burn.
@servantofthemosthigh2525 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
@TheFuschiaDragonfly 5 жыл бұрын
Being the ocean made of salty water, it would only have made things worse
@candicehoneycutt4318 5 жыл бұрын
That was brutal 😂
@redwings0142 5 жыл бұрын
Talk about pouring salt on the wound.🧂🧂🧂🧂
@TheStraatjutter 5 жыл бұрын
I mean it kind of depends on how old he was when his first son was born how effed that is exactly.
@rachaelmatte7087 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman vs James Earl Jones
@poopie41 4 жыл бұрын
69th like
@taylor1131 4 жыл бұрын
Special guest: Keith David
@sponsoredbyraidshadowlegen1416 4 жыл бұрын
@@taylor1131 Fuck yes. Keith David and Ernie Hudson are the underrated badasses of voices.
@killerkoala1918 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Phil LaMarr
@williamcole1943 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman vs Denzel Washington
@UnitedWeStan 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best in my opinion and I've been watching since the beginning.
@alphamorion4314 2 жыл бұрын
Still, to this day, one of my favorites of all time. I realize is not one of the most popular, but I don't know... the beat, the lyrics, even the characters. The "magic". It really feels like one of the most classic ones from the first three seasons, but modernized and crancked up to a tenth. This, and Che Guevara vs Fawkes, both had the same energy, and both are among my absolute favorites of all times.
@ethanhenard5888 5 жыл бұрын
And now, the wholesome Trinity is complete. First Mr. Rogers, then Bob Ross, and now Irwin.
@Gamerlord17 5 жыл бұрын
We need Morgan Freeman
@dylangovoni5561 5 жыл бұрын
And Stan lee
@dr6054 5 жыл бұрын
@@dylangovoni5561 stan lee vs Jim Henson is done already
@Mukkod 5 жыл бұрын
Need terry crews to do his own rap battle
@DemBigOlEyes 5 жыл бұрын
The Trinity? Illuminati confirmed!!!
@hollowlow 5 жыл бұрын
This rap was pure genius, Steve won it for me but both parts spat some mean fire!
@b.entranceperium 2 жыл бұрын
Ha. Im actually in the video picking up trash at the end. You guys are seriously amazing for adding me...
@localmenace3043 Жыл бұрын
Major kudos to the person that offered the “cleaning you like a Jacques-custodian” line. What a banger.
@jonearch3069 3 жыл бұрын
you can tell EpicLLOYD really enjoys his job, he's so enthusiastic and never fails to portray each one of his characters so flawless
@attheratehandle 3 жыл бұрын
you guys are still reading comments a year later, that too comments with few likes, such a great commitment to the audience.
@scottchaison1001 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeekZone210 ¿?
@FoxMaster 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeekZone210 elon musk in South African, not Asian.
@scottchaison1001 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeekZone210 Even so, most of his impressions are pretty great.
@GeekZone210 3 жыл бұрын
@@scottchaison1001 Yeah
@Yodaknowseverything1 5 жыл бұрын
"But with the sheilas you sure had fun. Your mistress was as young as your first born son." Damn. Irwin had the better flow and dissses. Absolute blowout
@TGNXAR 5 жыл бұрын
Irwin's disses were on point, but Jacques had better flow.
@Yodaknowseverything1 5 жыл бұрын
@@TGNXAR If you wanna count fish. Please take the sea tour. Dont go throw ing C4 on the seafloor. --Cousteau couldn't top that.
@mangothedango 2 жыл бұрын
The acting for Irwin was on-point, and I'm sure he'd have loved to see it
@kevinwells4986 2 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to catch up with over two years of these... right now this is my favorite! I watched one as a kid, and the other as a young adult... I loved them both. This was really fun, and a little easier to take than most! These guys and girls or so damn talented. It really should have made some sort of TV series (or did I miss it?)... Thanks ERBOH
@dogeninja9134 5 жыл бұрын
“You better run, you better take cover” Ah the Australian anthem
@nobesschoolie7974 5 жыл бұрын
dont forget the "go back DOWN UNDER with your crew"
@sanandonas6712 5 жыл бұрын
can't you hear, can't you hear the Thunder!
@nobesschoolie7974 5 жыл бұрын
Echo2124 so am I man... it’s a joke
@itsknighttime9572 5 жыл бұрын
@@Cytoplasm4508 no one gives a shit.
@tomobsidiangaming1687 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, yes, crikey, we finally get represented. Now let's give these poor buggers some bunnings snags
@crowkys 4 жыл бұрын
"you'll need a submarine for a blow that low" well he got that right
@saperoi Жыл бұрын
Best self-contained underwater breathing apparatus: Cousteau
@darcyplett168 11 күн бұрын
This was done so well...even the voices were good ..great job !!!
@adrianherrera2542 4 жыл бұрын
“Nazi Nazi Nazi!” “oy yoy yoy...”
@TheLiberalBoogeyman 4 жыл бұрын
1:18
@XavierTheNeonTiger 4 жыл бұрын
Is Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi a thing that made it overseas?
@sheyneehope7383 4 жыл бұрын
Im asuie and to me its ausie asuie asuie oy oy oy
@aaronstorey9712 4 жыл бұрын
@@XavierTheNeonTiger yeah
@ferysipal799 4 жыл бұрын
If u play csgo u propably know it tbh
@Lobsterwithinternet 5 жыл бұрын
“You can make a show about the ocean dry” Steve........the man had kids......
@ivanedits9295 5 жыл бұрын
Think they meant dry as in unentertaining, or like what's called dry humor
@FormerGovernmentHuman 5 жыл бұрын
Ivan edits lol why would you think he didn’t understand that?
@TrenbologneSandwich 5 жыл бұрын
@@ivanedits9295 what the Fuck do you think you're explaining right now?
@sushisaxophone 5 жыл бұрын
Ivan edits ?????
@MuchKoku 5 жыл бұрын
@@ivanedits9295 *slow claps*
@ArkAngelHFB 2 жыл бұрын
There is rarely a day that goes by since I first watched this years ago, that I don't hum the C4 line.
@trevonthaniel164 Жыл бұрын
That one line is so crazy now 🫣😭
@missasia2652 Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 😅😢
@sablehax4389 5 жыл бұрын
Samuel L Jackson vs Morgan Freeman Both are famous actors known for their vocal prowess and plus we can get Key and Peele back in here! 😄
@YoungAlienBoy 5 жыл бұрын
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@stitchowi 5 жыл бұрын
Sablehax y
@BossManSays 5 жыл бұрын
Needs to be a 3 way with Lawrence Fishburne.
@sablehax4389 5 жыл бұрын
Because they are both famous actors and also we can get Key and Peele back in here! 😄
@Murrman84 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it, this made me realize how much I still miss Steve Irwin....
@Spiral-Mark 4 жыл бұрын
We all do my friend but never forgotten.
@TheParentalRevolution 4 жыл бұрын
When I was in college in the early 2000's we worshiped that guy. He was the first celebrity death I truly mourned. I mean I was legit sad for like a couple hours.
@stormcrowlegendary3512 4 жыл бұрын
I just introduced my kids to his videos. A few weeks back I had an urge to watch one of his videos.
@downthere_ 4 жыл бұрын
R.i.p
@DRleto-ve3ob 4 жыл бұрын
Keyser Soze yea This made sad
@crazypantz3492 Жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated ERBs
@Walleyedwosaik 8 ай бұрын
Interesting story my dad got the emergency call on the radio when steve died bc he was working on a Pearl boat nearby
@alexfraser8352 3 жыл бұрын
"You're the only manatee I DON'T want to conserve!" I wouldn't exactly call a guy who wrestles crocodiles for a living fat...
@clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@cameronlarsen9990 3 жыл бұрын
keep in mind. he also wanted to have matches with many well known athlets and actors who were know for their impressive builds
@zavienb1831 3 жыл бұрын
@@anniethomas239 ?
@lilultime6555 3 жыл бұрын
Ta gueule, jacques cousteau a gagné😈🤣
@bodianbear2411 3 жыл бұрын
I know right? steve wasn't even fat
@gnbman 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Jacques Cousteau was the inspiration for the French narrator in SpongeBob.
@vladimirdaljic5078 5 жыл бұрын
cool!
@PokemonTrainerVince 5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob had so many great references.
@superthorc6894 5 жыл бұрын
gnbman great
@christopherbrummet4997 5 жыл бұрын
"Ten...Oours...Latah."
@deshawnedwards6412 5 жыл бұрын
@@PokemonTrainerVince and great meme.
@willkatching9219 3 жыл бұрын
“Holy smokes what a place to go, you’d need a submarine for a blow that low” Right out of the gate, the battle is decided
@jewelxiat 7 ай бұрын
Just here to say, two years later, how ironically beautiful saying "[the submarine-blow line won Steve the battle] right out the gate," because of OceanGate's disaster from this year 💀
@Jeff_Biden 4 ай бұрын
all he did was call it a low blow, it was not that good in comparison to the actual line that he was talking about
@JingLiisnotreal Жыл бұрын
I went to Steve Irwin's wikipedia page to read through it as a result of watching this video and something I found interesting is that Steve Irwin actually died while he was filming a documentary with Jacques Cousteau's grandson. Small world
@youbigtubership 3 жыл бұрын
Astonishing, you guys. Got a strong scent of Strve Irwin's spirit if not his accent.
@thestonersage237 3 жыл бұрын
I think they did good for americans impersonating australian and french accents
@yoshpeters3079 3 жыл бұрын
@@thestonersage237 totally my buddy is Australian and say I can have an authentic Aussie accent and some British lady says I can sound like a Brit. For North Americans sounding like that is a real talent.
@amaterasu799 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking as an Australian myself, I loved this parody of Steve. As you said, it really showed the spirit of the man, the sheer energy he brought to his work. I mean, the accent was a little hit-and-miss, but that's alright. The Australian accent(s) tend to vary wildly anyway.
@kacyroush6293 3 жыл бұрын
@@amaterasu799 That energy is something that cannot be manufactured or acted. You have to have that kind of love and drive for your chosen activity to pull it off.
@emanacacio324 2 жыл бұрын
P
@PesoJunkee 4 жыл бұрын
“Your so boring you could make a whole show about the ocean, dry” most lit bars ever
@CallMeConnorYT 4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@PesoJunkee 4 жыл бұрын
CONR shut up boomer
@CallMeConnorYT 4 жыл бұрын
@@PesoJunkee no u
@gondor532 4 жыл бұрын
you're*
@PesoJunkee 4 жыл бұрын
gondor532 ok boomer
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