Jake Got Dumped | Two and a Half Men

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9 ай бұрын

“I really shouldn't be giving him advice that could help him reproduce, should I?”
Season 5 Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
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@jackkavanagh6337 9 ай бұрын

🎶 “how can you stop the rain from falling down?”🎶 I love that line! I’m so using that.

@kevinwinters5426 9 ай бұрын

Dude, that’s from an old Bee Gees/ Al Greene song.

@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, Charlie was an ass -- Like he can even sing ??

@PipeHorseFriend 4 ай бұрын

And also an iconic song

@GabePerez7050Real 3 ай бұрын

@@kevinwinters5426ai

@yashmodi919 2 ай бұрын

He's the pinnacle of male evolution. 😂😂 Whoever wrote these dialogues is awsm😂

@harshckuk 9 ай бұрын

Pinnacle of male evolution 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vivektammana8845 7 ай бұрын

Thank you 😂🤣

@noahjenkins8408 5 ай бұрын

thank you

@ZombieN8YT 7 ай бұрын

“Yeah I know how that goes. You wake up in the morning and there she is.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chinabornface8359 4 ай бұрын

Jake: "are you drunk"... Charlie:"a little" 😂😂

@strefer4666 9 ай бұрын

I still love that bee gees joke

@AgushNyang 7 ай бұрын

How can you stop the rain, from falling down😂😂😂😂

@whoisyouranime 2 ай бұрын

2:26 That's good advice.

@Cardlimits 8 ай бұрын

I cannot confirm or deny charlie's advise checks out, in the end the most popular girl being the least talked to can check out for way more reasons than just being pretty, find out those reasons first.

@Melakaexplorer 7 ай бұрын

Pinnacle of male evolution? 😂

@GabePerez7050Real 3 ай бұрын

Pinnacle of male evolution😂😂😂😂

@59771006 9 ай бұрын

“Yeah I know that goes you wake up in the morning and there she is shut up I know that was wrong”

@brittanymartin6122 7 ай бұрын

That is so Charlie Harper.

@pawarnikhilh 8 ай бұрын

You can't kill bad feelings with alcohol uncle Charlie. And you can't stuff your emotions with cupcakes either, believe me, I have tried ❤

@sudiptab57 4 ай бұрын

How nice Both daddy and son got education about flirting

@GabePerez7050Real 3 ай бұрын

DADDY!!

@user-rh9dq9bi9n 9 ай бұрын

Charlie is the best

@kylexy2901 8 ай бұрын

why couldn't you said this 20years ago😂😂😂😂

@davidlindsay131 9 ай бұрын

That's what SHE said.

@maxiswenny 9 ай бұрын

Yes, I actually want to hear Jive Talkin' 😂

@ambreeniram2268 9 ай бұрын

Charlie is the best.

@GanonGhidorah 9 ай бұрын

I think what I hate is that Chuck Lorre said they would depict Jake as a "real-kid." A kid like Jake _would not have a girlfriend at all._

@artful1967 9 ай бұрын

why not?

@Naemoh 9 ай бұрын

@@artful1967Probably because OP never got one.

@GanonGhidorah 8 ай бұрын

@@artful1967 Why not? _Why not?!_ Just _look at him!_ He's fat, he's gross, he's lazy, he has absolutely _no ambition_ and no motivation to do anything, and as the show would continue to have him be throughout the series, _he's a complete moron._ And let's face it, as far as looks are concerned, Jake is _hardly a prize._ The simple reality is, if there's any girl on this planet that can tolerate Jake's presence for more than five seconds, she's probably - A; scamming for a green-card. B; looking to hack Jake's bank-account and/or steal his car. Or C; certifiably insane, has no standards, and probably is trying to get back at her parents. The kid doesn't even know that 100 dollars a month across an entire year is _more_ than a thousand dollars. He thinks it's _less._ That's the kind of stupidity that leads people to drink laundry-detergent.

@Hawkhunter07 6 ай бұрын

What? You sound clueless lol

@redhood444 2 күн бұрын

There’s always a weird chick for a weird guy

@iiTzAussieJay 3 ай бұрын

Come on dad I wasn’t born 20 years ago 😂😂😂

@realdeal8099 2 ай бұрын

Blessing in disguise

@konpsymusic Ай бұрын

but you said he got dumped

@Ghidorah382 3 ай бұрын

Why does he keep getting dumped

@konpsymusic Ай бұрын

some guys get dumped sooner and later, right Alan

@samiyoabdiali7214 Ай бұрын

👑🔥👏🏽🤎💜🧡❤️🇸🇴🇸🇩✌🏽

@CreachterZ 7 ай бұрын

Don’t worry, you have a sandwich in your future.

@benjamini8146 9 ай бұрын

😎😎😎 😎😎😎👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻 👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

@indianastarkjones1535 Сағат бұрын

Sweet Bee Gees reference.

@theyorkshireladyoyo 9 ай бұрын

I hate Alan when he stutters he thinks he is better than everyone else I have beaten up guys like him before

@patrickdornoff2735 9 ай бұрын

It adds to his awkward dorky good hearted self

@artful1967 9 ай бұрын

so you are a bully and a violant bully. and apparantly proud of it. nice to know

@derrickbird9676 9 ай бұрын

Congratulations

@bkc7228 7 ай бұрын

I think that's by design

@asm7406 7 ай бұрын

Not Criying

@terryW162 5 ай бұрын

I can see why Sheen quit the show i can't stand Allan dude,the writers make him look bad dad and gay!

@preenachudasama2716 6 ай бұрын

😖🤴🤴🤴

@MaDFroG88 5 ай бұрын

Pinnacle of male evolution 😂