Bible Games 3 - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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11 жыл бұрынFor Episode 106, the Nerd goes back to games based on the bible. He already reviewed many of them in AVGN: Bible Games and AVGN: Bible Games 2, but this time he's finishing off all the rest of the religious themed games from the past. Games reviewed include King James Bible for Game Boy, King of Kings on NES, Adam & Eve on the rare NES Caltron 6 in 1 cart, as well as Spiritual Warfare, Exodus Joshua, & Bible Adventures on Sega Genesis. Tune in as the Nerd finishes off all these ungodly games!
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@jlady89 9 жыл бұрын
These are the games the Flanders' kids grew up with.
@sebbenish 5 жыл бұрын
True!
@fenrir-art4742 5 жыл бұрын
And they got more dull.
@otakunthevegan4206 5 жыл бұрын
There was an episode where they played shit like this lol. You had to convert normal people into brainwashed Christians with magic lasers.
@JackOfHarts96 5 жыл бұрын
@@otakunthevegan4206 They were shooting them with bibles.
@otakunthevegan4206 5 жыл бұрын
@@JackOfHarts96 There was an awful game a Christian put on steam valve thankfully pulled where you shot at LGBT people, it was made by a Christian and it was exactly what it sounds, disgusting and regressive.
@HeadOfBucket 7 жыл бұрын
The Gameboy had a battery life of approximately 30 hours. The King James Bible has 783,137 words. Assuming you read at approximately 200 words per minute (the human average), it would take 12 AA batteries to read the entire bible. As long as you asked.
@janmeijer7763 7 жыл бұрын
HeadOfBucket
@jsn593 7 жыл бұрын
😭😂
@GD-iy8mb 5 жыл бұрын
@@pfannkuchesindgeil5348 I'm pretty sure that information can be googled.
@Sirrantsalot 5 жыл бұрын
@@pfannkuchesindgeil5348 How can anyone have that much time?
@Sirrantsalot 5 жыл бұрын
@@ArrowHeadedSku11B0y I don't have MS word anymore. I have nothing Microsoft related ever since I converted over to Apple.
@DGGRevolution 7 жыл бұрын
"Heh, it says dumb ass in the Bible." I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.
@megatronsroyalemissary382 7 жыл бұрын
Open his sack to give his ass...
@amirpourghoureiyan1637 7 жыл бұрын
DGGRevolution it's an old word for donkey but is still hilarious to see in the Bible
@CosmoBuggi 7 жыл бұрын
Because Red Foreman was apparently in the bible.
@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын
And sitting upon an ass And I laughed a lot at that too. lol
@justingraham2678 3 жыл бұрын
How old are you idiots?
@grimTales1 8 жыл бұрын
People you don't fuck with: Chuck Norris Noah Chin
@Aenygma_ 8 жыл бұрын
Chin is a killer machine
@F0X_H0UND 8 жыл бұрын
+grimTales1 Some say he's still killing fuckin' ugly reds to this day.
@operatorchicken1081 8 жыл бұрын
+LordAztahoth For the massacre of the reds, Chin is a Killer machine, killing 1.2 billion (I forgot the rest)
@scottl8274 8 жыл бұрын
+Galan L 1.2 billion of the Red Communists
@operatorchicken1081 8 жыл бұрын
ScottL8 I know that Chin is under my mouth
@SendyTheEndless 8 жыл бұрын
Forbidden fruit gives you points... I don't think that's canon.
@agatlingpea2232 7 жыл бұрын
SquareWaveHeaven yeah
@handsomebrick 6 жыл бұрын
But points don't help in any way, so it's actually perfect.
@manowar2748 6 жыл бұрын
Subtle, I like that one...
@ch3no2freak 5 жыл бұрын
Forbidden fruit gives +10 to wisdom stats
@TheTrueSpottedStripe 5 жыл бұрын
Well they did gain infinite knowledge...downside is sin was born. now we're stuck with these shity controls.
@badoof7803 4 жыл бұрын
avgn is the series on youtube where no matter how far back you go, you never feel outdated. you dont feel like youve gotten lost in some obscure corner in the internet. you're right where you belong.
@marcosfern777 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the nostalgia
@anicca100 7 жыл бұрын
"every pixel is a sin" lol
@xsailor85 4 жыл бұрын
I declare Exterminatus on these heretic games.
@thexdude 4 жыл бұрын
This damned creation shalt be cast into Hell on an ass
@mod4629 3 жыл бұрын
We ALL sinned asf
@thexdude 3 жыл бұрын
^ | |
@BusinessZeus 3 жыл бұрын
@@thexdude ^ ' ' '
@francischabot1412 3 жыл бұрын
He played The King of Kings multiple times to be sure he did not skip part of the ending. You got to admire the dedication.
@universebear4891 10 жыл бұрын
The bible on the Gameboy was cool in that it predates the now popular kindle. Reading on the Gameboy would be really hard but it shows they where thinking about portable electronic books way back then.
@Durynspokemon 10 жыл бұрын
True but why would you read the bible in the first place? You don't that's why.
@karitrista6047 10 жыл бұрын
Durynspokemon Durynspokemon: Offending religion everywhere he goes.
@Durynspokemon 10 жыл бұрын
It's 2014 an all I am going to change that cuz it's bothering the hell out of my"True but why read it on the gameboy isn't that what the actual bible is for?" DONE! If I offended anyone sorry I was stressed and didn't take my meds which makes me forget what I was writing. Hope that clears it up.
@LeMonBLOCK 9 жыл бұрын
*Buys caltron 6 in 1 , prints miryad sticker , sticks it on the cartridge , sells it for triple the price*
@TheChubbyGhost 5 жыл бұрын
That's true marketing lol
@TechnoplasmProductions 4 жыл бұрын
LeMon BLOCK YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS!!!
@octoclown2417 4 жыл бұрын
*Stonks*
@ionman1761 4 жыл бұрын
*S*T*O*N*K*S*
@SavageGreywolf 4 жыл бұрын
If someone hasn't seriously tried to forge one of those it's certain to happen at some point in the future.
@Desticler 8 жыл бұрын
"Part 3 is never as good" I actually found it the best one.
@lukejason9047 7 жыл бұрын
CalamityAce Like the bible.
@songfulabyss1438 7 жыл бұрын
Desticler
@Ratciclefan 6 жыл бұрын
Desticler yeah, it was great. XD
@Jadez1207 6 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see you here...
6 жыл бұрын
It's one of the best in ZA WARUDO!
@Judgement_Kazzy 4 жыл бұрын
"Instead of Adam and Eve being a man and a woman, they're now asexual twins." NES Bible games predicted the plot of Nier: Automata.
@jamesduncan6729 4 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuck, mind blown 🤯
@pmchad 4 жыл бұрын
Brain explodes
@tchitchouan 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@henrybierman8431 Жыл бұрын
They must have been woke or something
@LordRemiem Жыл бұрын
I played that part literally a few hours ago 😂
@NathanielBandy 10 жыл бұрын
"Look at the cans on that Toucan" XD XD XD
@iammegamanx 6 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Bandy hey man wassup
@mrbrianthehedgehog3222 6 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Bandy AWSOME
@littenthepokemoncat304 6 жыл бұрын
Hey PINK GOLD PEACH IS DA BEST
@texas.toasty 6 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Bandy is this were you got the triggered videos from
@akieto2628 6 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Bandy boom Nathaniel bandy every time even four years back
@CoolPup98 10 жыл бұрын
When he said,"Did the donkey stalk them in their sleep?" I cried of laughter
@smallandersprod 10 жыл бұрын
Stomp*
@Nmason78 10 жыл бұрын
Smallanders Production It sounded like stalk to me. Y'know, cause of the donkey's face.
@SaihaljiSD 10 жыл бұрын
Smallanders Production Stalk*
@samji_art 8 жыл бұрын
the ass part had me in stitches
@AbomagooniosEntertainment 8 жыл бұрын
*2011
@gavins7334 8 жыл бұрын
+Abomagoonios Entertainment 2012
@gavins7334 8 жыл бұрын
+Abomagoonios Entertainment oh ok
@ZS05 8 жыл бұрын
lmao I had no idea the Bible was so lewd and ghey.
@DiamondCreeper78 8 жыл бұрын
same here
@benthecat4345 Жыл бұрын
There's enough Bible games out there that could span 4, 5, or even 6 episodes
@Bauglir100 8 ай бұрын
But how many of them came out before the year 2000? Because the AVGN rarely goes beyond the Dreamcast, PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube.
@benthecat4345 8 ай бұрын
@@Bauglir100 Enough to span 4, 5, or even 6 episodes
@MegamanNG 9 жыл бұрын
The real truth about Caltron is that they're a part of NTDEC or Nintendo Electronic Company, a Taiwanese company that produced unlicensed NES games. You can tell that a lawsuit was bound to happen and when they did, they went out of business. It was around the time that the 6-in-1 was made and the Nerd explained that. Though with Myriad, after they released the 6-in-1, they went out of business for unknown reasons.
@nightbane2 9 жыл бұрын
Donkey = Ass Donkey Kong = Ass Kong? That's my new name for Donkey-I mean Ass Kong.
@Mick_92 9 жыл бұрын
Expand Ass
@ariandynas 9 жыл бұрын
***** Well he got it wrong. Dumb refers to the state of being silent or mute (As in "I was struck dumb" or "Deaf, Dumb and Blind)
@ariandynas 9 жыл бұрын
***** Or one that couldn't bray.
@wannathrustshigoku-san3550 9 жыл бұрын
Nightbane = Nightass its just a joke ok.
@nightbane2 9 жыл бұрын
Shann Balansag Does this mean I get the chance to call you Shann Balanass? Because... honestly any name is hilarious when it ends with ass. Let's see here... arlandyass. Naked Ass... LOL! Mick Ass, Aiyetoro Metruass and Squareguy Mcass.
@sarlaccstapeworm990 Жыл бұрын
1:40 "Goodliest?!".... Had me f*cking ROLLING!!🤣😭👍
@SandwichGlitch Жыл бұрын
Rocking and rolling?
@sarlaccstapeworm990 Жыл бұрын
@@SandwichGlitch EXACTLY! 🤣👍
@qunt100 11 ай бұрын
My favorite part of that is if you look at his last shot, he would have spelled noobliest lol. I thought that was funny.
@SnarkyRC 9 ай бұрын
Rolling down a river?
@sarlaccstapeworm990 9 ай бұрын
@@SnarkyRC Yep!!.... A river of laughter. A river of hilarium. A river of uncontrollable snickering. A river of accidental pig snort breathing. A river of goofy heaving. A river of... well,, you get the picture. 😂
@samuelrosenbalm 4 жыл бұрын
AVGN has always been very neutral and respectful when it comes to religion and politics. Notice in the video he never attacks religion. He jokes but is never divisive about anything.
@adeelin776 6 ай бұрын
I know right? I thought i was the only one that noticed it
@1967rhino 4 ай бұрын
I mean I think James is a Christian, but I could be wrong. Idk much about him.
@adeelin776 4 ай бұрын
@@1967rhino i was thinking about that as well but im not sure either
@samuelrosenbalm 4 ай бұрын
@@adeelin776 I can pretty much guarantee that he is not a Christian. He might have been raised Christian and hold a nominally Christian worldview (my guess), but he is definitely not one of them "born again" types, for obvious reasons.
@machineofadream 10 жыл бұрын
"Every pixel in this game is a sin" - classic!
@LoremasterFoxBuster Жыл бұрын
When you consider that all those games were unlicensed by the videogame's manufacturer, that statement could be taken literally, as a matter of fact.
@padlock711 9 жыл бұрын
Games the Nerd absolutely needs to review: Space Ace (SNES) Takeshi's Challenge (Famicom) Spider-Man (PS1) Nazo no Murasamejou (FDS) Sonic Adventure 7 (GBC hack)
@padlock711 9 жыл бұрын
So?
@ZC-Infinity 9 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with Spider-Man on the Playstation? It's one of the best superhero games out there, especially for its time.
@padlock711 9 жыл бұрын
I never said it was bad; it's not. But, it's glitchy beyond belief.
@ZC-Infinity 9 жыл бұрын
..Wait, what do you mean RIP Jontron?
@ZC-Infinity 9 жыл бұрын
***** If you bothered to look at the comments, you'd see I was asking Derpy what s/he meant by "R.I.P. Jontron."
@htomerif 8 жыл бұрын
Maybe people don't remember what the zelda save feature was? It was an actual battery backup with a custom SRAM chip. It would really difficult for third party developers to copy this as most of them sent their games to production companies to have the game data stuck in pre-built ROM boards. It would have required software companies to build their own hardware in-house and almost none of them were equipped for that. It wasn't until the 16 bit consoles came along that we started seeing EEPROM and flash ROM, and most of those were expensive enough that they were relegated to cards you had to buy that many games shared.
@jacksonteller3973 2 жыл бұрын
Sonic 3 on Genesis had a save system so there's no excuse.
@krissi_sue4861 8 жыл бұрын
I have to admit: The little duck and the sheep are adoreable.
@Tronomics2000 5 жыл бұрын
Krissi_Sue I love that little animation of the duck walking 😁
@kaitlynr8340 2 жыл бұрын
They’re the goodliest
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
The polar bear enemy at 12:51 looks adorable too.
@skudzer1985 9 жыл бұрын
Man those ass quotes from the bible had me laughing way too hard.
@Keullo-eFIN 7 жыл бұрын
"What airline is this, AssExpress?" that got me :D
@contrabasstrombonist 8 жыл бұрын
That jacket is so freaking awesome
@DeliaESymbols 8 жыл бұрын
Give your heart to Super Mecha Death Christ.
@viridian9154 8 жыл бұрын
FUCKEEEEEEER!!!
@viridian9154 8 жыл бұрын
WOT IS DOT SHIT
@artbargra 4 жыл бұрын
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAAAAGE!!!
@Curly4000 3 жыл бұрын
I’m scared. Was that his real heart?
@SankaJonesCreations 6 жыл бұрын
It was because of this episode that I found out that it says "dumb ass" in the KJV Bible. When I shared that tidbit with one of my professors, he had to leave the room because it cracked him up so much. Thanks AVGN X'D
@endefisto123 9 жыл бұрын
Wonder if AVGN will soon start making reviews for PS1 games, because yeah he does review retro games, but since we are currently 2015 the ps1 is kinda old school and it does have it's fair share of terrible games.
@IronOrePickaxe 9 жыл бұрын
***** He did review Independance day and Pamela Anderson VIP for the PS1, but I also hope he does more.
@endefisto123 9 жыл бұрын
***** I know about those 2, but come on the Pamela Anderson game was well kinda you know not 100%. What i mean is he did this 12 days of shitmass and it felt like he didn't actually went all in on it, i felt kinda the same for the Independence day. I mean compare those two reviews to something like his castlevania series or dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. Those were some awesome reviews and i don't expect him to go all in and do amazing every episode (he is only human after all), but i have a feeling when it comes to PS1 games he is holding back a bit.
@surenity766 9 жыл бұрын
***** Well he did a Dreamcast game recently so maybe he'll get to slightly newer games soon
@akaMyThought 8 жыл бұрын
+IronOrePickaxe true
@Hyperlink1337 8 жыл бұрын
that aint old school nigga
@uncharted3958 8 жыл бұрын
Part 3 here was the best one to me. "Goodliest?" "loose his ox or his ass* "Whose ass have I taken" "Ugh, I'm going to hell." Amazing!
@skullmunjaro 8 жыл бұрын
lol so much ass. died laughing
@WillEatForFood 8 жыл бұрын
The bible is full of ass XD
@spindalis79 8 жыл бұрын
+Internet Anarchist™ and shit.
@tomscastle3757 10 жыл бұрын
What about The Book of Genesis on the system Genesis while playing the band Genesis?
@mrscat6234 5 жыл бұрын
I can feel it coming in the air tonight... oh Lord
@moichuisbo 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrscat6234 That's not genesis, that's just phil collins
@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 4 жыл бұрын
Playing the song "Jesus he knows me"
@GlenLehane 3 жыл бұрын
The Angry Video Game Nerd MUST do this!
@jrtien 10 жыл бұрын
Given the many types of stories and action in bible stories you would think there would be some actual fun games based on scripture.
@DethGod187 10 жыл бұрын
I agree. Although I'm not exactly religious, I believe that the Bible would make excellent video game material if pulled off properly.
@godpower97 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like a game where you got to play as Abraham trekking across the Middle East building a party of warriors...kind of like Civilization but you are constantly moving around. But if you actually put accurate content in there, like raping a girl and cutting her into 12 pieces, the soccer mom's get mad. So yeah.
@DethGod187 10 жыл бұрын
Wait, a girl got RAPED in the Bible?
@jrtien 10 жыл бұрын
There are several situations where this happened, and no it's not made to look like it's okay...
@SuperMrDoctorwho 10 жыл бұрын
DethGod187 yes though I don't think it says it's ok I would like to see where it says that slavery is bad since it says it is perfectly alright and raped yeah how was Mary impregnated by god? she didn't have much choice in the matter did she?
@ethankroll1801 3 жыл бұрын
"Look at the cans on that Toucan" Such a funny quote to me
@mrc6032 8 жыл бұрын
whoa..sweet atari jacket! i want one of those.
@LadyCoyKoi 8 жыл бұрын
+mr c eBay has them for $70.
@jeremynelson5311 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Shasta
@MattvsEvil 10 жыл бұрын
Why is there a Gundam in the 6 in 1 game?
@coltonpatterson5409 9 жыл бұрын
Actually, the eggs dropping out of the bird would need to be fertilized in order to be more than yolk and stuff, so technically, it'll be more like a person running a marathon while having a period...
@RabblesTheBinx 4 жыл бұрын
Most birds have internal fertilization, meaning that the eggs are fertilized before they're laid.
@crowthewicked8344 4 жыл бұрын
Ew
@shenloken2 8 жыл бұрын
"oohhhh..I'm going to Hell." Don't worry James. More than half of your fan base will be joining you! ;D
@WillEatForFood 8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait
@WillEatForFood 8 жыл бұрын
xD
@LadyCoyKoi 8 жыл бұрын
+shenloken2 The other half will be close by in Purgatory. :)
@thefappening4531 8 жыл бұрын
Hell doesn't exist, God doesn't exist, religion is bullshit.
@WillEatForFood 8 жыл бұрын
The Fappening YOU QUESTION THE TEACHINGS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?
@Lt._Nut 5 жыл бұрын
Let there be shit XD 2:13 also this part killed me XD
@nrmorales82 9 жыл бұрын
AVGN is hilarious!! I love the channel, keep up the good work!!
@nrmorales82 9 жыл бұрын
Jonothan CaRon oh I didn't realize when you make a donation that is what happens. Thanks for that
@AlvinFlang69420 Жыл бұрын
I remember when this was new. Man, now it’s almost a decade.
@yarpen26 Жыл бұрын
Fun to realize that this one still looks relatively fresh because it was shot in Full HD, whereas BG1 was done in 360p and BG2 in 720p, so they both feel ancient by today's standards. Even though BG1 was only six years before BG3 and three years before BG2.
@littlebigcomrade 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the silver atari outfit for the nerd, looks like a rare cosmetic for a game
@TheLarryburns84 Жыл бұрын
it's like a rare cosmetic for the Nerd too, he's only gone for it a small handful of times. makes it all the more special when it does make an appearance every once in a great while
@Punkpsychobilly 4 жыл бұрын
The physics involved in balancing that ark on the point of the rock, not even centered properly is blowing my mind. Like if one titmouse flew from one side of the ark to the other, the whole production would crash and capsize, ending in a watery death. As a Christian, I find these games hilarious.
@goaliedave28 10 жыл бұрын
The guy playing joust was amazing. Pulling off that last second jump before he left the screen with only a fraction of a second to do it is quite impressive
@LongSlenderNeck 7 жыл бұрын
That idea of walking around and up the mountain is pretty clever I think - certainly beats jumping vertically upwards.
@TrippyStefTV 4 жыл бұрын
2:10 to 2:42 one of the funniest things I’ve seen I almost died laughing 😂
@LTJfan 4 жыл бұрын
Okay... whether you're Christian or atheist, you gotta admit, that was funny in the end😄😁🤣😂
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
That's what we'll all say in a version of the afterlife that no one expected.
@kenanlemener3861 Жыл бұрын
@@President_Starscream not really.the end where James gives his heart to Jesus kinda scares me
@timesnewlogan2032 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Jesus would have found it hilarious.
@axlbloom6067 10 жыл бұрын
OMG! When you said god is taking a shit, it's holy shit; I was laughing so hard.
@Oziji 10 жыл бұрын
literaly a holy shit
@scratchytowel8652 10 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't of laughed so hard on that
@demochannel4454 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist:at the end of noahs ark, the rainbow appears and then the LJN logo comes up
@erikasakura7721 4 жыл бұрын
It's kinda funny that out of all the animals possible, the example he used for how to differentiate genders is probably the easiest irl. Toucans have pretty different color patterns especially on their beaks between males and females.
@CsubAzUrmedve Жыл бұрын
The last AVGN episode I consider classic. Before the Schwarzenegger Games episode.
@s.lenderjay8607 Жыл бұрын
Imo episode 100 is what I call the last of the classic
@uncensorer 10 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that the AVGN purposefully searched "ass" because anyone with common knowledge knows that "ass" also means donkey. Regardless, it's still funny.
@bugchewer 10 жыл бұрын
I looooove the hidden meanings to his jokes. Inappropriate most of the time, yet anybody smart can see what he was also going for.
@feliperisseto9113 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, serious?
@diegoqmp84 10 жыл бұрын
7:34 except for DKC trilogy, those songs are masterpieces and sometimes you pause the game just to listen to the awesomeness :)
@morshumantheshopkeeperrobo6270 8 жыл бұрын
By the way there's a Bible game called Zoo Race.
@caasinosral8748 8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Jontron
@Thewolfguys.cartoons2000 4 жыл бұрын
I heard there is a good bible game called Larry boy and the bad apple and it was based on a children bible show called VeggieTales
@pingu4938 4 жыл бұрын
No, it's called the Poo Race.
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX 3 жыл бұрын
@@pingu4938 Hey, a Caddicarus reference on an AVGN episode! Now if only I could see a comment on an AVGN episode from Caddy himself, then it would've been a match made in Heaven. (No pun intended)
@hmvd22 8 жыл бұрын
you forgot to add the Mortal Kombat guy saying: "Jesus wins FATALITY"
@epsilonthedragon1249 3 жыл бұрын
I was scared for a moment that James hadn't heard of Balloon Fight. Nice save lol
@FLOridany07 10 жыл бұрын
Ah, that is where the holy shit comes from. Who knew.
@voxalpha577 5 жыл бұрын
*Meanwhile at Caltron studios circa 1990* Tom: "Hey Jimmy! What song should we use for that Adam and Eve Balloon fight game we're developing?" Jim:"uuuuuuuuuuuuuh...fucken uuuuh...Jamacia Farewell?" Tom:"...Ifuckingloveit"
@rockertheagent2597 7 жыл бұрын
Part 3 is never as good. Super Mario Bros. 3 Sonic 3 and Knuckles Megaman 3 Zelda: a link to the past Super Metroid Castlevania 3 Contra 3 Do I need to say more?
@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 7 жыл бұрын
RokerFM_a3.4 with mega man I think 2 was the best but that's just me
@jeremydmitrukjd 7 жыл бұрын
i agree
@MysticRixel 7 жыл бұрын
It's says "as good", meaning it's good like the previous one. Not the best one. :)
@smirgoose4534 7 жыл бұрын
Super Mario bros 3 is the second one and it's good
@rockertheagent2597 7 жыл бұрын
Sevenshot619 The actual SMB 2 is the ball bastiling hard one that was only released in Japan because they thought we were too pussies to handle it even though we had games like Castlevania and Contra. Besides, if you think that SMB 3 is the second game in the series, then the 3rd game is Super Mario World which is even better than SMB3, in my opinion at least.
@Donteatacowman 10 жыл бұрын
I'm sure people have mentioned it before, but the flight to Egypt is a story in the Bible, of course. So when the angel appears to Joseph, you're probably meant to already know what happens next. (If you're curious, it's Matthew 2, presumably a few years after the actual journey to Egypt. The angel says to Joseph when he's already in Egypt, "Hey, Herod's dead, so you can come back home now." So they all trek back and move to Nazareth.) I guess it'd be a bummer to show the whole scene at the end of the game, since it would basically mean the journey to Egypt was pointless. Also, I'm impressed that they included the 7 animals thing, even if they didn't stick to the Biblical species exactly. A lot of Christians don't even know about it.
@Nbdestryer 10 жыл бұрын
Does it make me a bad person if Iaughed when he searched the word "ass" in the gameboy Bible? (and I know that they meant Donkey when they said Ass)
@KingOmega123 10 жыл бұрын
Maybe or maybe not but we might find out if we die
@whitexhorsepegasus 10 жыл бұрын
Well I'm sure you've done worse.. If you went to hell for something like that, humanity would go extinct.
@chrisconrad2735 10 жыл бұрын
Aaron Jones except the afterlife has no effect on the living so....
@BeBoBli 10 жыл бұрын
Aaron Jones Humanity going extinct has to do with complete human death not a mythical hell.
@MncDssctn 10 жыл бұрын
bebobli Maybe Aaron means that if laughing over a few ass-jokes would send you to hell, humanity has done so much worse that God will eventually get fed up and just wipe out humanity... A lot of the ass-quotes comes from the old Testament, and back then, God would actively interfere and reward/punish humans for their virtues/sins. Supposedly, God stopped doing that after Jesus sacrificed himself, but it's only Christians who believes that. Jews (who lives by the old Testament) doesn't. And if the Jews has is right, God's fury may just strike upon us once again, and then we who laugh at ass-jokes may be doomed. Dooooooomed, I tell ya.
@Beamo1080 8 жыл бұрын
You should do a bible games 4 and look at The Zoo Race
@tibsky 8 жыл бұрын
he almost always does console games
@Beamo1080 8 жыл бұрын
He's done some C64 games before, and he looked at PC games for his episode on AVGN games
@slumbum0241 7 жыл бұрын
why? jontron already did that
@Beamo1080 7 жыл бұрын
Yes. Jontron and AVGN are absolutely the same, and there's nothing that the AVGN could do differently.
@IslesGirl3 7 жыл бұрын
Jontrons inspiration was actually AVGN lol
@Comment_User 8 жыл бұрын
It's just an suitcase floating in the sewer
@SpeedyEric1 8 жыл бұрын
I'll stick with the suitcase from Pulp Fiction, thank you very much.
@janehuskmann1914 10 жыл бұрын
*Laughs at the insanity that happens when searching for profane words like "ass", then sighs.* Laughing my bucking ass off is definitely worth it.
@TheBigDynamo 8 жыл бұрын
3:59 Those assholes ripped off my game!
@TheBigDynamo 8 жыл бұрын
***** Well, if you can find it that'd be a miracle. It's a bootleg also
@SirKrigeon 7 жыл бұрын
Damn smug bear.
@TheBigDynamo 7 жыл бұрын
Sir Krigeon Smug son of a bitch, that is.
@sweeshaman 7 жыл бұрын
look at dis smug son of a bitch hes all like what its fuckin boxes world what you expect
@TheBigDynamo 7 жыл бұрын
Mary fucking Poppins? You seen the rest of these??
@Adam-bb4cc 3 жыл бұрын
7:52 Gotta love that subtle shift in tone.
@TheMMObro 8 жыл бұрын
I love when he searches the word ass lol. it's so something you'd do as a kid and laugh your ass off. even in a goofy mood as an adult it's someone we would do outta boredom
@80swoodpanel 8 жыл бұрын
'Look at the cans on that toucan!'.... I'll never stop laughing at this.
@shamarjackson170 8 жыл бұрын
;Toucan play that game, isn't that right?
@spindalis79 8 жыл бұрын
+An Di To tell you the truth, some Toucans, toucanets, and aracaris are sexually dimorphic. However most of the larger toucan species such as Black-billed, Toco, Keel-billed, etc. are not. Why would Noah be rescuing toucans anyway? Toucans are a New World species only. They do not exist in Asia or Africa.
@danielOconahap 8 жыл бұрын
still waiting for the Quran games.
@mothslug4387 8 жыл бұрын
lol no
@Dcc357 8 жыл бұрын
Any game where you blow up something
@Browningate 8 жыл бұрын
@Dcc Lol.
@Komodo_Bebop 8 жыл бұрын
We already have Quran game. Its called Hatred
@danielOconahap 8 жыл бұрын
Discorded nailed it.
@azzyiseternal4745 6 жыл бұрын
This would've been a perfect episode to bring back Super Mecha Death Christ.
@victoriaasenjo524 4 жыл бұрын
6:47 So much for "Genesis does what Nintendon't."
@conkreetgamer Жыл бұрын
im gonna use goodliest in my daily vocabulary from now on
@noxion4625 4 жыл бұрын
"Part 3 is never as good" Revenge of the Sith would like to have a word with you.
@shelbyvillerules9962 3 жыл бұрын
RotS was better than the other prequels but that’s still not saying much tbh...
@enidesouzabarros8852 3 жыл бұрын
South Park season 3 wants to know your location
@MarthaRoseQuartz 3 жыл бұрын
Sonic 3 wants to talk to you
@Astolfo2001 2 жыл бұрын
Arcana Heart 3, Digimon Tamers, Transformers: Cybertron, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, After War Gundam X, Army of Darkness, and Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3: "Are we jokes to you?"
@rickyrosay33977 5 жыл бұрын
"Look at the cans on that toucan" 😂
@shawarmageddonit 3 жыл бұрын
Counterfeit comment alert.
@AriochStarr 8 жыл бұрын
"I like the sheep sound effect..." xD
@tessweaver448 8 жыл бұрын
Joust is one of my favorite games of all time. Every time it gets mentioned I get so excited.
@lejacobins 10 жыл бұрын
How about Jesus Christ 64??
@chrisconrad2735 10 жыл бұрын
what like collecting bits of wood to make a cross? The final boss could be dragging the finished cross up a massive hill... Or wait is that an actual game...?
@lejacobins 10 жыл бұрын
hawp reference
@VladiSSius 9 жыл бұрын
chris conrad I read that. I laugh. I'm going to hell.
@banterforbelievers8491 3 жыл бұрын
these reviews were all so great.
@mandisaplaylist 5 жыл бұрын
12:32 It would be Sahara (or some other desert) in night. Deserts are pretty freezing in the night. But have no idea where the ice comes from.
@Gammera2000 9 жыл бұрын
Reading religious text out of context = Comedy.
@ZPS_STG 10 жыл бұрын
2:08 is just awesome.
@charliehoss1614 Жыл бұрын
Not sure how I missed this review. Always fun to watch an old one after thinking I seen them all
@kimmolaine8069 6 жыл бұрын
I love it when AVGN describes the backgrounds and coloring. :D
@saber2802 9 жыл бұрын
Ya know what I wonder? How did the word ass get used soo... curse like? I mean it is a word for donkey.
@Mareepu 9 жыл бұрын
I mean, I don't know. Looking at the bible search result for 'dumb ass', it did look like they were talking about a person, so maybe ass always had a second bad connotation. It could suggest some homophobic reasoning. I mean, the word for 'butt' became 'ass', because an ass was something you climbed and rode upon, and sodomy was very much a crime (still is in some places) back then, thought of as a dirty thing. But I could be overthinking it.
@saber2802 9 жыл бұрын
Mareepu True. I mean I've called a friend of mine quite some time ago an ass "You are an ass, you are an ass, Where is the ass, He's there THERE is the ass"
@DellVanity 9 жыл бұрын
***** Well, calling someone a donkey would be kinda offensive anyways so?
@skylla7452 9 жыл бұрын
Them anime references that no one got
@thatguyiknewinrwanda342 9 жыл бұрын
It's just a corruption of "arse." That's what pretty much every other English-speaking country uses/says. Look it up, it's pretty interesting--"ass" just sorta became the American spelling and pronunciation.
@Savra 7 жыл бұрын
That robot in Cosmos Cop is a fucking Gundam! :O
@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 7 жыл бұрын
Guinea Pig Racer! Ikr
@pearthicorn 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else rewatching old Avgn videos because the new thumbnails are so enticing?
@brianrodriguez3072 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like I just came out yesterday I was so hyped when part 3 came out but damn it's really 7 years later
@lasseplatburk 10 жыл бұрын
He should review ActRaiser next Christmas, thats a sort-of Bible game that's pretty damn good, in fact one of the best games in the SNES library IMO
@lasseplatburk 10 жыл бұрын
True, but how much do these games really have to do with the bible? In the japanese version of Actraiser, the Master is simply called God and Tanzra is Satan, that's enough to make it biblical if you consider these games biblical
@TheMMObro 10 жыл бұрын
One of my avgn eps, i watch it way more often than is probably normal
@grayareagames 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 I just calculated it would take anywhere from 10 - 57 AA batteries to read the entire bible.
@junior214223 Жыл бұрын
goodliest sounds like something Ned Flanders would say
@midwestmonster9886 2 жыл бұрын
4:45 No wonder Eve was fooled by the serpent. That is the friendliest looking snake I've ever seen.
@bullcityjimmy8315 8 жыл бұрын
I think R* could bake a cool Adam/Eve game. Open world Eden. Get missions from talking animals, God, angels, and the devil. Fuck Eve in your down time. Use primitive weapons to fight off demons...
@nikieetapia 8 жыл бұрын
That's fuCKING RAD HOLY SHIT
@thisisachannel7178 8 жыл бұрын
holy fuck, this needs to exist
@HighSkiez 7 жыл бұрын
R* recently filed a trademark for a character name from the bible. Dead serious.look it up.
@janmeijer7763 7 жыл бұрын
BullCityJimmy
@BornSickBoy 3 жыл бұрын
Dude that'd be sick
@quentinparhiala9415 5 жыл бұрын
This is a great Christmas episode of Avgn
@dredddizzah9705 3 жыл бұрын
2:26 Ah, this must be a Catholic bible
@ichigo709 10 жыл бұрын
Part 3 isn't always lacking, Metal Gear Solid 3, Persona 3, Super Mario Bros 3, Devil May Cry 3, Grand Theft Auto 3, and Far Cry 3 were all great, sometimes better
@JoeyD82288 2 жыл бұрын
Finally an AVGN episode I never saw before!!
@alanfike 3 жыл бұрын
Noah knows the gender of the animals because the females have a pink bow on their head.
@SolidSonicTH 8 жыл бұрын
HE'S PLAYIN' SOME GAMES THE WORST HE RECALLS
@ZuperZac 7 жыл бұрын
HE'S GONNA FIND OUT WHICH ONE SUCKS THE MOST BALLS
@MrGreatman6 7 жыл бұрын
He hates the games that stink. He knows which games to break
@ZuperZac 7 жыл бұрын
Prev. The Angry Video Game nerd... is HERE!
@jarkspore 5 жыл бұрын
And an even more confused reaction to “he’s gonna go home and eat chicken and rice.”
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