Famous last words

can i put this in my yearbook

@@audree3967 If you could get away with that, you would have my everlasting respect.

@@aaronwolfersperger2800 i will try >:)

@Labrava Altonia pffffff

you can get enough of an emotional bond of a character in a show to feel attraction?

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 you are a person who doesn't understand fandom well Edit: which is odd for someone named Wesley Wyndham-pryce

same, I identify as bi though lol

Will and Elizabeth ♡♡♡♡ Definatly my 2 first chrushes

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 there's all kind of attraction - I'm not the OC, but I'm also demi. I can feel attachment to characters and "crush" on them, but I don't have a physical sense of attraction to them. It took me over a year before I had enough connection with my SO to have physical attraction - we had emotional attraction almost immediately, and I thought he was aesthetically pleasing way before I found him sexy.

Thank you.

"Cuz God makes no mistake"

@@reynXIII but he made the people who ask why

@@reynXIII God does make mistakes. Read the Bible. Jesus doesn’t.

@@ninjireal Even Jesus made mistakes, one time he cursed a fig tree for not having any figs on it, despite it not being the season for figs, just because he was hangry.

it would be cute tho, like, funny, and cute, which is the perfect combination lol

that’s awesome😂

HA! As an agender, I approve👍

Back in the 90's I was at a family gathering of my now-ex husband's conservative family. I ended up sitting in the pool and two of my teen nephews started badmouthing gay people and one said something about if he met a gay guy he would punch him in the face. I asked why. He said that he wouldn't want a guy hitting on him. I told him that just because someone is attracted to guys, doesn't mean they're attracted to you. They all thought it was a great burn, but i hope it at least made them think.

My personal favorite is someone's response to the claim that "bisexuals don't have standards:" "No, I'm bisexual, which means I can be attracted to people of multiple genders. No standards would be if I were attracted to you."

ROASTED

SAME I think I saw the same one lmaoo

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMELIN SMTH BURNINNNNNNNnnnnnn

Same

SAME

As an agendered individual with a dead brain who uses a British accent to make my voice deeper I will use this pun in future conversations

@@Crumpell I Stan you.

"sack of flesh" I'm simultaneously planning to constantly use this phrase and throwing up out of disgust

Agender see what I did there? AGENDER a gender

Don’t get me on your bad side Jesus Christ

hehe lol

as a pan person I helped ace with a lab experiment and it turns out they work like vinegar... but more salty.

@@Thepanmannn as an ace person I can confirm this happened

@@Idcwtfgggghhn yes

I am in my mitosis unit in science and i love this

Bi puns are the best

badum tss

Splitting by mitosis is also an ace meme, lol.

Take my angry like you damn pun master.

I fear the day asexuals find out they can rule the world together, but I also kinda want it too

Yes.we will take over the world >:)

exactly.

@@pulular5914 we have been aware about world domination for quite some time but we have found the right person or people to dominate the world together with

SEX SELLS?? LOVEJOY????? im sorry.

Aww that's so sweet

Aww that made my night

Starting with Denmark Oops You didn’t see that

@@yejiluvrr shhh don't let the people in Denmark know we're planning on invading them

@@yejiluvrr and we will *totally* NOT invade france next, we would NEVER do that, that is *totally* NOT the next move

@@yejiluvrr Shhhhh, we're not supposed to tell

It is acceptable.

@@ville__ man*

@@jewel_hunter He's at it again. He really likes being purposely transphobic on Jamie's videos. Let's just ignore him, or else he's going to tell us to cry about it. Which doesn't make sense because it means that you are either transphobic or a crybaby. Let's all just love the ones who give love and educate instead of being defensive. He has a point tho, Jamie is one funny guy. 🙃

@@jewel_hunter He really has nothing better to do all day than to unsuccessfully attempt at making Jamie question his identity and anger us all. In all honesty, I kind of feel bad for him. He's probably really insecure about things in his own life and projects that onto happy people who just want to be accepted by the world. I think he wants acceptance too but doesn't know how to take the steps to get there.

@@ville__ someone who says he is a boy is a boy dont question him your not him so how could you know who he is. NONE OF US EVEN KNOW HIM IRL

@@ville__ A male is a person that *typically* has xy chromosomes, (typically because some objectively male characters may have xx or a different variant of chromosome), has male genitalia at birth, is typically raised as a male child, and is typically in line with their gender identity. A man is a social construct, recently defined by the medical, sociological, and psychological field, as a person with a combination of physical and mental characteristics. Typically, a man is a male person who is brought up in a certain way, probably upholding some form of masculinity and sense of self in relation to their sex. The distinction between "Sex" and "Gender" is a matter of biology vs human society and psychology, of which both can't normally be changed. For some people, "Transgender" people, there is a great distinction and divide between their identity and psychology, and their birth sex, sometimes thought to be started at a developmental age in the womb, where their brains develop separately but *typically* in synch with their bodies, in which it fails to synch up with their sex. Like gay people, a trans person cannot change their sense of self. They cannot change who they are. Much in the same way a clinically depressed person can't 'choose' to be happy, and how an autistic person can't 'choose' to act normally. The only method to effectively treat such a mental condition is to transition the person via hormones and, sometimes, surgery, though many trans people go through their own journeys, and sometimes decide against surgical intervention due to budget constraints or preference. Unlike people who genuinely wish to straight up amputate their arms or severely injure themselves, trans treatment is viewed by the medical field as an acceptable option, due to the fact that hormones are more reversible than actual mutilation, and surgery is typically decided after hormone replacement therapy. Before either, psychological screening is intense, brutal, and heavily in favor of not going through with it, with the goal of serving only people who would truly benefit from the treatment. Options are weighed, children under 13 never get past hormone blockers (Which are already proven to be safe and reversible in non-trans kids, referable as "Cis" kids, who need them), and anyone below 18 is almost never passed for surgery, unless they are known to be trans and have been on hormones for years. They are still, of course, screened to see if they are happy with the change, and if further action is required. Along every step of the way.

Awwe love that for you 🏳️‍⚧️

"Why are you asexual?" "Would you prefer, if I was paedophile?" (kudos to my colleagues, when I told them about the trouble I used to have due to my sexuality. Where were you guys 16 years ago?)

@@v3ru586 "Because I don't understand why you all want to have sex with each other when there's pizza RIGHT here to enjoy and snuggly pjs to wear."

wanna make a joke. can't think of one.

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 relatable

@@Avrysatos *I like this one more-*

easy fix to needing one sentence for daily journaling

"wHaT's In YoUr PaNtS" " I'm a ball."*rolls away*

@@HalcyonSpirit141 "rolls away" killed me 🤣

Me, an enby physicist: _assume spherical me_

i'd say "I don't know i never checked"

What is "plus sized"?

@@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger umm overweight but not obese .

@@zannis5441 Ok

@@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger a better description that what the other person said is just being a bigger person. There's categories midsize and plusize but plusize typically covers both.

@@ineedausername9617 ok

Or aromantic, agender.

as an asexual i can confirm

What does the “I” stand for

@@vasilystepin7620 intersex

The A stands for Annihilation, can confirm as a Ace person

There's really nothing wrong with any of this is there? I didn't think it was odd. Of course we want world domination we can take care of it while the rest of the world is too busy trying to sleep with each other right?

I remember watching something that said 1% is actually on the low end! There's the possibility that there are more asexuals than there are citizens in the US! Imagine invading that place! Now that's true world domination😈

The fact that I never needed the reason, I just fully accepted that it was my sacred duty as an Asexual to one day conquer the world 🤣🤣🤣

@@47ratsinahoodie A study by GLAAD (2018, I think?) showed that asexuality is actually the second most common form of queerness, with bi being the most common, with bisexuals being 6% of the US population and asexuals being 4%.

@@elisabethtenbrinkkelley8044 Wait fr? That's so interesting!

Insert joke about cubes feeling excluded

I think its pretty stupid.

@@blocc_nova746 why?

I agree and it is also is based of country balls

@@blocc_nova746 well some may argue that pineapple pizza is stupid Different slices for different uh... mices?

Same

yes

As another asexual, I have taken it upon myself to inform you of the asexual agenda. Step one: Invade everything with a lower population than us Step two: Take our friends as "hostages" when in reality we're taking them away from all the bigots Step three: Something involving garlic bread Step four: ???? Step five: Profit

y e s

Ffwd is the ace agenda

wait why did she come out to you if she already told you she had a girlfriend lol

@@elizathegamer413 Tbf, it was kinda odd (I thought about that when she asked if I supported LGBT), but it was still touching nonetheless :]

​@@elizathegamer413 I mean, better to come out to the people who know than have them assuming/guessing your sexuality based on your partner

@@elizathegamer413 Well, if she mentions having a girlfriend and doesn't get any sort of indication about how they feel, she might ask and then answer the next question based off of that. Like if they said no, to avoid being outed, she might say she made a mistake by saying gf or bf or was just wondering if they thought of her differently for being gay.

EEEEE**gay squeeling**

everytime someone says "you're just ace because you cant pull" like my brother in christ that's the point

we love a supportive grandma

reminds me of my grandma! fully supportive when I came out as bi, kinda confused but supportive when I came out as non-binary.

My grandma was iconic when I came out to her as gay. It started with her saying how it changes nothing, she would always love and support me. And then out of nowhere I think she came out as bisexual? She told me a story about how she had a girlfriend for a year in the mid 60s and how she had always wanted to explore it more. My grandma and granda were madly in love right up until death did them part. But when she told me about her ‘girlfriend’ and how she’s always liked other women it shook me. I’d have never guessed it.

@@CMS-qo3wz You don't know how lucky you are. Congrats 💕

@Adolf Hitler Clearly you care enough to respond and type a three-word comment

I was so enchanted by the genderfluid comic that I forgot that it me 😂

So your genderfluid?

@@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

as a fellow gender fluid, i recommend filling your rainboots with rocks so you don't drift off into the stratosphere

@@dormant5023 ah, thank you for the advice! I will use this all the time

I'm aroace but like everyone in pirates of the Caribbean. 😙👌

So after you told her, she said "Oh wow I found her cute too"?😁

Keira knightly also made me LGBT (bi in my case) lol

@@Trees... same!

She did the face I made when I worked it out for the first time... we all remember the face when we worked it out

the owl house tho🤭

I’m so gay

Yeah, I have to agree with that, She-Ra especially😅

who says im gay?

I just reply "because women are attractive" and all conversations end there

Real allies wouldn't try to supplant existing members of the community anyway. Besides, the "Q" is still open for those willing to question their sexuality or gender, which is a difficult step not everyone is willing to take.

Big ace energy

Yes Yes we are... *looks at Denmark*

bow down i have a god complex

some teachers asked what everyone's pronouns were, but only the librarian asked where they were safe to be used during a GSA meet💜

My teacher also did this, but didn’t use them until corrected like 9 million times. It didn’t seem to be an accident either. We’d be screaming THEY/THEM and he’d go: Shushhh… She-

@@albedokreideprinz5096 oh :/

Wow, the second question is really smart. Also that's sad it is needed :-(

@@albedokreideprinz5096 :///

As a German bi: Same 😇🌈

Same

@LuqmanGamer Actually, not that often. More of a wine person.

@LuqmanGamer Similar to Tobylover, I am more of a wine person, although the beer in my region is quite good.

@LuqmanGamer almost daily. but always alcohol free. sober for 15 month now. german nonbinary btw

A fluid pan? Well that can't be great for cooking!

@@undead_gaming ok, ik the pan jokes are (kinda) old but that was hilarious loll

@@thechaoscollection9043 Thank you! ~ A pansexual polyamorus Agender commenter

When you skim read this comment and only see "straight balls"

I cried🥲

That's amazing! I wish I knew more people in my country who were open to LGBTQ+ discussions. I could never be out to anyone irl :")

this is so cute:(

So glad that you were able to come out in a safe environment.

Proof that the simplest things can still be validating/comforting ( such as asking someone what their pronouns are :] )

You mean asexual.

Me, shopping for garlic bread and seeing there's other options: "Mommy, can we get world domination?" SO: "No, we've got domination at home. And don't call me that, we're in public."

You have the spare time and headspace to do it, don't you?

Are you on the aro/ace spectrum if you want a dragon more than a love interest? 😊🐉

@@ifer1280 naw i spent it all on fandom and getting by in life so my headspace piggybank is all dried up.

HEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEH

That doesn't make you not ace, those people just need to learn that the A-Spectrum consist of more than just a total and complete and categorical NO to any- and everything that has anything to do with sex. I'm aegosexual, and perfectly capable of enjoying reading pwp (and also porn without plot) fanfics while simultaneously being absolute uninterested in having any sex myself. But I get how you might not want to explain that to everybody.

Oops

nooooo dont kill my bi people.😢

You can't do that. It's better to wait for them to undergo mitosis. This works better with asexuals, I hear.

@@FrozEnbyWolf150 It's why asexuals like garlic bread, it fuels the cellular division.

Ooh, do me next!

"Like have you _seen_ the women around?!"

Do lesbians feel attraction to transgender men/feminine men?

@@odessawales no Lesbians are attracted to women not femininity Trans men are men Hope that helps

YAS. Gotta love Golden Girls.

@@Rebecca4ever16 Yes!!

technically it refers to the Island of Lesbos off the coast of Greece, not the country of Lebanon

@@tahraethestoryteller6079 Yeah it's a joke from The Golden Girls tv show :)

That's so sad, hope you're okay now. You're valid!

Hey can I give you a hug:)

@@sundae8475 I would greatly appreciate one. Thank you ^^

@@bombdotcom2168 no prob everyone deserves a hug♡:)

I give you virtual, hugs stay strong freind ❤

It's like the person who had dutch in their profile and someone asked them what is that like dom butch or something? It's... my nationality?

@@wingedyera Ahh Tumblr. The same website that brought you "You're not Spanish there is no country called Spain!"

It's like when someone had hij/hem in their bio and some chud made fun of them for "making up *r slur* genders" but hij/hem is just Dutch for he/him But like,

Poland can into space and will bring the LGBallTs! Well, if only the government wouldn't be so conservative :-(

Hey what's the spiral pfp mean? I keep seeing it everywhere and tried googling it but couldn't find the answer

@@nefertitimontoya did you just initiate a new creepypasta/conspiracy theory?

@@quintediminuee no lmao, only the real ones will understand

@@nefertitimontoya you know, I don’t really remember that well...

@@nefertitimontoya Ah, I just reverse image searched it, it's from Unus Annus, the project Markiplier and CrankGameplays did together.

*finger guns*

@@karkatvantass3730 *gives two thumbs up*

@@perchy22 *insert spiderman fingerguns*

@@kalidos7681 *awkward peace sign*

The girl I liked died right before we started 5th grade. It's been a long time but it really hurts that I never got to come out to her. She has a bench in her honor at our old school (her grave is in the state she was born in) and every year on her birthday I go talk to her. I always imagine her talking back and it kinda feels like she's still there. If it helps, maybe visit a grave or her old house and talk to her. It always helps me keep her memory alive

Reminds me of a tiktok where people keep asking the effeminate bi man "Does your wife know you're gay"?

Wholesome

I get reactions like that. I am pan and many people see me as fairly masculine for a woman. I am also a little aro. I have had lots of confusion from people not getting my relationships.

I’m pan but the way I dress is very typical lesbian fashion: I also say I’m gay but as a general umbrella term (also I hate my attraction to men) so honestly wish I were lesbian instead of pan

Based bloke

LGBT 2: European Boogaloo Luxembourg-ian (someone please tell me the pronoun for Luxembourg) German British Turkish (is Turkey in Europe?)

@@BuilderB08 I’m pretty sure Turkey is partially in Europe and partially in Asia, like Russia.

I love learning things like that. Jamie on wholesome content is the best.

Hey i don't mean to be rude just out of not knowing yet and curiosity: what is the difference between polisexuality and pansexuality? And does it matter what I identify with? If someone cares about the personality mostly isn't it almost irrelevant in what box I am? Just out of curiosity what would that be and why are there so many labels? Ahhh

this is literal poly erasure

@@mycatranovertheqwertz5206 well really understanding that just takes abit of basic understanding of etymology Poly = many Pan = all So pansexual would be attraction regardless of gender, where poly is implied to have exceptions

@@somegeese Did I do or say something wrong? I’m open to constructive criticism.

Too be fair, “lesbian” originally described anyone from the island of Lesbos in Greece.

@@VoidKing666 I know but, if you live there as a wlw person are you lesbian² or...?

@@cabra0693 😯 I wouldn’t know! I bet you would be

I hope this wasn’t a grown ass adult in college or sum cry😅

"I thought she was a saggitarius!" (Bend it like Beckham)

That's from Golden Girls

It’s so funny how only some people realized it’s a vine

@@ghostspanx3042 Golden Girls season 2 episode 5(isn't it romantic) that's older than Vine

@@invisibleink2759 how do you know the exact episode.. I- are you ok???? Do you need help??? Are you religiously watching Golden girls??? (No hate)

I mean yes, but also that is true of any relationship. If they don’t know that women can top men then I just feel pity for how boring their lives must be. Although I never know whether someone asking that question wants the gory details of my sex life, or if they actually are asking about the power dynamic. Neither is any of their business, but I’m always tempted to give them the former just to prevent them from talking to me ever again.

@@sophiejones3554 Same. I tell them what they didn’t want to know just to ensure they don’t ask again if the question was too rude for words.

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@@N1K0.D4WN U

and sometimes y

you probably meant confident, but i really like comfident because it sounds like "comfortable" mixed with "confident". i will be using this from now on :)

I think maybe abro too idk

You’re jet pack Harry

We are rocket fuel.