Janelle James - The Different Types of White People

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Janelle James - The Different Types of White People

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#JanelleJames on her white neighbours.
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@kimmickal Жыл бұрын

Dear Janelle, I have been "ruining" my husband's family since 1989! 🤣

@blakeharris58 Жыл бұрын

This is a flex?

@kimmickal Жыл бұрын

@@blakeharris58 yes.

@johnhorton9637 Жыл бұрын

Omg . So funny. I love it.

@nicolejohnson2671 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mischa808 Жыл бұрын

So they dont wanna touch your hair anymore? 🤭 I so hope the grand children set their reality straight 😅.

@censusgary Жыл бұрын

When a white, Republican guy you don’t know wants to play Bob Marley songs for you, he’s definitely got weed to share.

@charlese1293 Жыл бұрын

Yeah chronic Humboldt County 😂

@ciccylondon7826 Жыл бұрын

# 200 comment here

@Litzergam Жыл бұрын

I'm so sad that I had never heart of her until I watched 'Abbott Elementary.' I could have been laughing at her great jokes for years!

@AdriiTodaWorld Жыл бұрын

Same😂

@lakishafreeman2783 Жыл бұрын

Ook she is amazing

@tationotaliaferro8418 Жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad, even the most talented has to get their name out there somehow.

@johnnyblack5247 Жыл бұрын

Sammme 👏🏾

@evanhughes1510 Жыл бұрын

I know right? All those years you missed of laughing at yourself as a white person. What a loss.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 жыл бұрын

When I grew up in the city we looked down on drug use. When we moved to the suburbs the rich kids could afford drugs and alcohol and bragged about it.

@trippplecup1563 Жыл бұрын

Yup

@killinglonliness88 Жыл бұрын

It really depends on the drugs being used as well.

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 Жыл бұрын

@@killinglonliness88 Whatever drugs Americans did in the 1970s

@JArm1996 Жыл бұрын

This is a weird system we have in play....

@Iloveswedes Жыл бұрын

You are punished for it in the cities because black people live there. When you get around places where there are mostly or only whites, that's when they feel differently about it, as well as other crimes. This is a country of hypocritical racists.

@missano3856 Жыл бұрын

Weed really does bring people together, I remember once at a party me(white guy), a Kenyan, a Philipino dude and Sioux guy were passing a doob and at some point we all just looked at each other and started laughing.

@oldmanfromoc7684 Жыл бұрын

A friend with weed, is a friend indeed!

@TruthIsNot4Sale Жыл бұрын

😂😂excellent

@missano3856 Жыл бұрын

@@TruthIsNot4Sale And this was in Fargo North Dakota no less.

@TruthIsNot4Sale Жыл бұрын

@@missano3856 everyone like WTF?🤣

@missano3856 Жыл бұрын

@@TruthIsNot4Sale Yeah, none of us really thought about it at first and then it was like "well, this is pretty much everyone".

@randomcheese1719 Жыл бұрын

"casseroles with Triscuits on it" 🤣

@sunnyb73 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tigerbrown44 Жыл бұрын

In ohio we would put Fritos on top of chili.

@minngael Жыл бұрын

Hot dish in Minnesota

@NikkiAkaNlg Жыл бұрын

Never heard of such a thing, -from WI.

@andercoyote4170 Жыл бұрын

Yea ! Or tuna noodle casserol wit dem potato chips! Mm m😂

@miriam9419 2 жыл бұрын

She seems like she would be such a fun person to hang out with.

@london_james 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe not if you were white

@london_james 2 жыл бұрын

She just likes to observe those

@rakeloslyn2931 Жыл бұрын

she seems like ride or die kinda gal :)

@tomlopez7819 Жыл бұрын

As long as you have weed

@davidslife989 Жыл бұрын

With or without weed?

@kotaleartist 2 жыл бұрын

as a midwest black person, we had a bonfire at party/reunion thing with my dad and my uncles on his side(aka his friends cause be an only child) and that shit was HUGE. went on a hay ride and we could see the flames from the top of the trees. i also almost flipped over a four wheeler that night lol

@montagne5825 Жыл бұрын

That…doesn’t sound like a bonfire lmao

@kotaleartist Жыл бұрын

@@montagne5825 it was contained and no trees were set on fire. we roasted marshmallows which automatically gives it bonfire points

@llcooljay520 Жыл бұрын

Yah true country bonfires include lots of alcohol. That’s the one thing she left out.

@caveman9298 Жыл бұрын

Lol she's missing out cuz she hung out with the wrong midwest whites 😅.

@knightcrawlrrr7832 Жыл бұрын

@@llcooljay520 California beach bonfires too. Except the beaches usually close around 10 so we gotta finish the party somewhere else🥴🥴

@youngblood71 Жыл бұрын

She absolutely steals the show in some of her scenes as Ava Eva on Abbott Elementary!

@gloriaf6971 Жыл бұрын

I have a hard time understanding most of the lines she says on that show. She either talks too fast or garbles her words.

@ennerennerb8791 Жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@dermotspollen 7 ай бұрын

Talks too fast for me too

@katsumiskytower8714 2 жыл бұрын

suburban white pot head here. its all so true XD vapin' in the burbs' lmfao!

@kimberlee8567 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who can play an instrument or sing should never "show" their skills to people but spring it on them when they least expect it.. lol

@TiffTALKS22 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@ForceOfWill100 Жыл бұрын

Haha did this last year. I took piano lessons for 17 years, but never really mention it as an adult because I feel like I've gotten rusty (and also, who cares?). Anyways recently I met up with some friends for a wedding and they were all drinking and playing random stuff on the piano there, eventually they said it was my turn to play something. Realizing I had been perfectly set up to mess with them, I decided to play Fantaisie Impromptu by Chopin...the look on their faces was priceless 😂

@barefootgirl67 Жыл бұрын

@@ForceOfWill100 Awesome!!

@sonquatsch8585 Жыл бұрын

i need more of her like right now. she's got the gift.

@directorytaliwag4100 Жыл бұрын

Her delivery and voice are distinct and captivating.

@andrewthiessen9731 Жыл бұрын

ROFL.... same issue on all sides. I had a black couple approach me and my husband. They live 2 houses from us. The woman asked me if I could - and I am serious here - come over to her house and give her decorating tips about her kitchen. I am NOT lying. My husband looked at me and started laughing. I could not believe it and went over to her house. I did not comment on how dark her rooms were or how it was not really decorated well - nope. My gay ass went into her kitchen and talked to her about lighting, counter top choices and kitchen cabinet colors and storage. I kind you not. It was hysterical. I said - Gurl... you really need a makeover here. Sure enough - they had Lowe's come over a month later and redo their entire kitchen.

@jesswhycamarz Жыл бұрын

The world is blessed to have Janelle James

@jpmorgan3891 Жыл бұрын

She's giving me lady dave chapelle vibes for real , she's hilarious....

@emrose2123 Жыл бұрын

@@jpmorgan3891Didn't she release that statement saying she didn't like his comedy? 🤣

@dfwproductions7832 Жыл бұрын

@@emrose2123 she said his new stuff was boring. Im hoping she has better stuff than this, because boring sounds about right

@ryandeat Жыл бұрын

or is the other way around?

@emrose2123 Жыл бұрын

@@dfwproductions7832 yeah, I watched for a few seconds and clicked off. It's not funny.

@corywilliams458 Жыл бұрын

She is jus Dope!...I knew this when she explained how she became Principal!...my mouth was on the floor😮😂

@Vlatka211 Жыл бұрын

She is so normal and warm and nice. Greetings from Zagreb, Croatia.

@maurijenese8051 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE HER!!!😭

@christopherguzzi1316 Жыл бұрын

Imagine a white comic doing a bit about the different kinds of black people and insisting their black friend only sings Barry Manilow songs to her because she is white. It's starting to sound pretty condescending. But then again, she has a right to her free speech, and I have a right to think it is not funny.😉🤗😘

@nat.dallen3206 Жыл бұрын

Preach.

@d.h.foster8937 Жыл бұрын

could you imagine if this scenario was a completely different scenario? bet it's not so funny now

@TheKayleeanna Жыл бұрын

😂 Janelle James is *HILARIOUS* !😅

@matthewrammig Жыл бұрын

All right now let’s talk about the many different kinds of Black people.

@MsNYCVA Жыл бұрын

Having taught for years, I see no tale in her character on the show. She’s freaking hilarious 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@weighawesome 2 жыл бұрын

This was a great open mic comic. Thanks for sharing!!!

@ashleyboyd2764 Жыл бұрын

Would it be as funny if I was up there and talked about the different types of black of people? Doubt it. Privilege.

@TheRayray19811 Жыл бұрын

Love you in About Elementary. I'm glad I came here. Your so funny and talented.

@FineFlu Жыл бұрын

Yooo randomly came across this on my yourube feed this is great! 😂 wholesome too❤

@Ivehadenuff Жыл бұрын

I lived in Rockport MA, a tiny beautiful coastal town next to Gloucester. The fire department put on, or at least did not prevent, a bon fire every summer for the 4th. My first one, I was in disbelief that building huge fires could still be a thing and appalled that the fire department approved it. Apparently, one year they burned an effigy of Santa. Kids were crying. Good times.

@AB-rm2zu Жыл бұрын

Ayyy I spend the 4th in rockport at my family’s house and my cousins and I always went to that every year! One year when I was like 8 some guy was running from the police but tripped over me, now I feel bad that he got caught cus of me but back then I thought I was a Bad ass

@sonorasgirl Жыл бұрын

😂

@turquoismama33 Жыл бұрын

burning an effigy of Santa....kids were crying....wish I was there...lol

@ennerennerb8791 Жыл бұрын

Now that we've got wildfires in MA (what are we, CA?!), they might need to rethink this particular event ;/

@AB-rm2zu Жыл бұрын

@@ennerennerb8791 I don’t think that event had happened in like 5-6 years so don’t worry 😂🫶

@j.m.9727 Жыл бұрын

I just want to emphasize that there really are so many different sub-types of white people. White people who put raisins in their potato salad are on a whole different level than white people who make spaghetti sandwiches with Ragu.

@punkroxgirl Жыл бұрын

This is so true! I am white and I will totally judge other white people based on the weird stuff they put in their potato salad 😆

@itsbeebaby Жыл бұрын

Oui’d will be the force that joins us all together lmaooo

@adpettif Жыл бұрын

Clever whatcha did there

@rc6913 Жыл бұрын

TOTAL “You know what I mean “=32 times ! 💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿

@habiebiee1 Жыл бұрын

Principal Ava is funny af! LOVE THIS LADY!❤

@carabiner7999 Жыл бұрын

1:53. Absolutely dying!

@victorthomas7556 Жыл бұрын

I agree Ima add a few other types of whites 1) Anime / Comic - Con group (my peeps) 2) Hipster / Hummus Eaters

@covfefe_drumpfh Жыл бұрын

I had barely met any white anime fans. However, about 9 out of ten anime fans I've met are either black or Latino.

@victorthomas7556 Жыл бұрын

@@covfefe_drumpfh I should have put included but not limited to

@shell1756 Жыл бұрын

So, but wouldn't someone who joked about the different types of Black people be called racist and get cancelled? I seriously don't care because it's different with comedy. I'm super curious though.

@openminds8765 Жыл бұрын

Pleassssse white and black comedians joke about themselves and other races all the time. There is a difference if its done hateful or disrespectful but she is just totally funny and spot on without hate.

@m.n.executor1902 Жыл бұрын

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all stoners are created equal.

@tlk2348 Жыл бұрын

I like her. She seems so sweet and funny too!

@newyoupersonaldevelopment3497 Жыл бұрын

The different types of comedian … the funny ones … and this type 😂

@bernieappugliese2029 Жыл бұрын

She's brilliant!

@TheGaymer-nj9jt Жыл бұрын

A bonfire isn't just a fire. It's a BIG fire 🤣🤣🤣

@SophisticatedBob Жыл бұрын

Vapin' in the burbs....great line.

@ATRTAP Жыл бұрын

My favorite blacks are the disarming ones, love this.

@eggbabe83 Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO when she said “I went to a bonfire….” I just lost it like I never thought of how it would sound to someone who hadn’t been to one

@Honeedew1LUV 2 ай бұрын

She a great comic and perfectly cast for Abbott.😂😂...look at her now!! Luv it.

@sisterdoublehappiness9714 Жыл бұрын

As a white male, let me say how much I enjoy being reduced to a cultural stereotype.

@openminds8765 Жыл бұрын

There is this thing called comedy - too bad you don't get what comedy is about and being able to laugh at yourself. Janelle's style its awesome and respectful while be hilarious.

@sisterdoublehappiness9714 Жыл бұрын

@@openminds8765 Thank you for lecturing me on what kind of comedy I'm allowed to enjoy. And guess what, if I went on stage to discuss the three or four types of Black people, you'd be screaming that I'm a racist. You can't have it both ways.

@openminds8765 Жыл бұрын

@@sisterdoublehappiness9714 There is a difference between light humor and hateful way. You seem to think everyone thinks like you and would label anything about any race as racist you but if you did it with good humor then I would laugh - this lady did it the style and humor. She could do any race most likely including her own with the same type of humor. Anytime I can lecture you let me know I am more than happy too since you Thanked me. Next topic I you want me bone up on.

@sisterdoublehappiness9714 Жыл бұрын

@@openminds8765Don't you see some sort of disconnect between claiming that you have an "open mind" in your KZfaq handle, yet screaming "Hate!" at anyone who dares disagree with you? I do not like this woman's humor and feel that reducing anyone to a stereotype is neither kind nor fair. But you're telling me I have no right to be offended or, in fact, to dislike her humor at all.. Try thinking for yourself for a change instead of trying to think for other people. You know, stop being such a Karen.

@openminds8765 Жыл бұрын

@@sisterdoublehappiness9714 You win if that makes you feel better here is your gold star⭐Yes I hope you know the difference between a joke and racist banter someday but you do you.

@nathanlindahl8336 Жыл бұрын

Imagine being a white comic and doing a bit about all the different types of blacks… That would go over well 😂

@andercoyote4170 Жыл бұрын

vape in the burbs...😂 I HAVE A DREAM!

@jackhaugh Жыл бұрын

Anyone that play Redemption Song is about 95% likely to have weed on them while playing it…

@trofjaeotjfjswifb4576 Жыл бұрын

This is the kind of Ava that can beat Janine's mom's ass 😅

@creativebyarmi Жыл бұрын

You couldn't ruin my family, we are white... We do that bit ourselves!😆Loved this skit! 🤩

@mysharona6754 Жыл бұрын

Imagine a white comedian talking about different types of black people

@johngalush8790 Жыл бұрын

Bill Burr.

@shantolion1576 Жыл бұрын

Exactly! I find this very racist and unfunny

@mysharona6754 Жыл бұрын

@@shantolion1576 I don't care about what they say..it's the double standard for me

@bojack40 Жыл бұрын

Can we talk about all the different kinds of black folk?

@iago07 Жыл бұрын

She’s so awesome on Abbott!!

@stacylarge5636 2 жыл бұрын

Vaping in the burbs yeah I like it...cornfield white here

@dolphinately 6 ай бұрын

You know that shit is just a fire? 😭

@sacgeekgirl Жыл бұрын

If the bonfire was just a fire, they done fkd it up cuz it should be massive 😂

@janicereid5798 Жыл бұрын

Agreed... it HAS to be at least two stories high.

@happycactus Жыл бұрын

So I am a white dude stoner from the 1970’s. Let me tell you, weed is a unifying force of the ages. When I was growing up there was pretty much a standard understanding, the black dudes always have the best weed. It was just a given.

@mirgrant Жыл бұрын

corn west here! lol

@do_yohomework 2 жыл бұрын

0:32 yea as a suburban Midwesterner we make the black homies come to the bonfire. Yea it’s just a fire but we you get fucked up

@horseygurl143 Жыл бұрын

I cannot stop laughing!!!

@DiamondEubanks Жыл бұрын

Look, I love a good bonfire! Ive been a suburbanite for a pretty long time and those bonfires are so fun especially during the fall late summer. My bff whom of which is white did one for my bday last year. Drinking, edibles and the bonfire was perfect for me 😊

@WestfieldNewJersey Жыл бұрын

I do an eerily similar bit about blacks. It' always starts a riot.

@ASMR_Junkie Жыл бұрын

@@LanceEads Are you saying blacks are violent and have no self control?

@kandyedwards1376 Жыл бұрын

You been funny, happy to see more of you!! YASS get it

@LastSifu Жыл бұрын

She had the nerve to say Chappelle’s stand ups are boring… She’s not even that good.

@gregoryscroggins584 Жыл бұрын

SO FUNNY! TIMING IS INCREDIBLE!!!❤

@miracas1206 Жыл бұрын

Damn she's cool and so funny!!

@versecontro4898 2 жыл бұрын

"you know it's just a fire right?" Yeah we know lol but a bon fire can be chill and relaxing or a great way to light a field party.

@cfoster6804 Жыл бұрын

Lol, but y'all make it seem like some epic event. Midwesterner here!👋🏾

@versecontro4898 Жыл бұрын

@@cfoster6804 It is

@vanessabloom8090 Жыл бұрын

bonfires are everything. I've been fiending for one with the weather being so nice

@meme-fs1jn Жыл бұрын

I only know her from Abbott Elementary

@endor8witch Жыл бұрын

she killed it in abbott elementary. underrated!!!

@debbietopeze7318 Жыл бұрын

I ABSOLUTELY love her type of humor 😂😂😂😂😂. I thought she said weave but she said weed 😅😅😅😅. I love her braids. She needs a special or something ❤❤

@barefootgirl67 Жыл бұрын

Most of us white folk in the suburbs light up!

@damediamonds8495 Жыл бұрын

Hope she wasn’t vaping from a Volcano vaporizer. You will die. 😂😂😂

@openminds8765 Жыл бұрын

From the title I went in with a closed mind and ready to fight but Grillllllll you won me over with your good brand of comedy - I will be watching out for more from Janelle James - Spot on - Good on you⭐️

@oahuviewlot2929 Жыл бұрын

Janelle James needs a @Netflix special NOW, please.

@yojimbos1 Жыл бұрын

2 minutes and 59 seconds of wasted time listening for the sound of anything resembling funny.

@vc6218 3 ай бұрын

Why did you waste more time typing?

@deewoo2776 Жыл бұрын

She is so funny on Abbott Elementary. Love her brand of comedy.

@HaleyMatthews 6 ай бұрын

You are THE BEST

@tedmcfly Жыл бұрын

I'm still not sure at what point in the pigmentation spectrum is one no longer considered black, or vice versa.

@Christopher-xe2ts Жыл бұрын

Come 2 Trenton nj and hang out with the Italians we’re the goats loll love u

@rooseveltwilliams1073 Жыл бұрын

I was a Brownie and Girl Scout until age 16. We had bonfires every fall for our annual roundup. A big hot fire just to burn up some marshmallows. 😅 She's right about Caucasian neighbors who smoke weed though...they think we all do. And don't mind sharing if you indulge. But that was early 2000s. Different times now.

@PlagueKing_LordFalix Жыл бұрын

It's cause we all do lol. It's really just a test to see if your cool.

@rooseveltwilliams1073 Жыл бұрын

@@PlagueKing_LordFalix no...more like them letting me know they're down. 😏

@jamiedorsey4167 Жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or is this kind of wholesome racial humor absent since the pandemic? Her stories come across as an authentically black perspective on crazy white stuff, but without the animus that seems so present today.

@StevenClipper 2 ай бұрын

Love you queen ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

@crystal5195 Жыл бұрын

she's very pretty and funny!

@BubbaBear6969 Жыл бұрын

Love this.

@FafnirSiggurdson Жыл бұрын

I, as a whyte, look to the African American community to explain the anthropological subtleties of white culture

@Star-Mac10 Жыл бұрын

She's a natural on Abbott Elementary.

@T4KE_A_BREATH Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 at, “I wanna ruin his family.”

@newyoupersonaldevelopment3497 Жыл бұрын

Imagine telling jokes about the different kinds of blacks … they’d be screaming RACIST BIGOT … 😂

@StarrStarrandStarr Жыл бұрын

She got the king of humor that's better in conversation or in a story plot... Not standup

@TheSuburban15 2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't sure where that was going, but that was funny.

@Lee-ef6tg Жыл бұрын

Why her face look like she from the The Simpsons, tho?

@sativarosegold3604 2 жыл бұрын

I always get my weed from white guys lady, bet you were surprised how much more you received lol

@shastajustice3753 Жыл бұрын

If a white comedy did a skit on - The difference types of black people - would it be consider funny or racist?

@StevenClipper 4 ай бұрын

Hell yeah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dylanschannelable Жыл бұрын

She’s funny af

@Saxxin1 Жыл бұрын

Racist af

@willwalker6894 Жыл бұрын

@@Saxxin1 Nah, that was funny 😂

@randomcheese1719 Жыл бұрын

@@Saxxin1 her routine includes talking about dating white guys and spending time with white people. Racist people usually don't associate with another group of people. She's not racist.

@Whatisthis438 Жыл бұрын

@@randomcheese1719 “my friend is black” but the tables are turned 🤓

@randomcheese1719 Жыл бұрын

@@Whatisthis438 🤷‍♂

@jaysonp9426 Жыл бұрын

Now imagine a white guy saying this about "the blacks"

@covfefe_drumpfh Жыл бұрын

You mean Bill Burr? He talks about _them blacks_ with the blessing of his wife... who's *BLACK!*

@jaysonp9426 Жыл бұрын

@@covfefe_drumpfh I could be wrong but I don't think I've ever heard him say "them blacks"

@MEKEYEMEGA Жыл бұрын

Love her ❤

@ultimatealdo1922 3 ай бұрын

I heard this woman is voicing a character from the new Garfield movie called Olivia

@mackfar27 Жыл бұрын

Moving on...

@cultfan5227 Жыл бұрын

Maybe I'll make a video about different types of black people....

@needlesinmyeyes7272 Жыл бұрын

theres the soulless ones which are so black they literally look like a black shape/ theres purple black (self explanatory) then theres the rioters

@ravenmeyer3740 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t find her funny, but you are down right hateful. There are shades of black peoples that are the ebony and they are the most beautiful people in the world. Sometimes I think white peoples flatter themselves too much. Actually, caucasians are the least attractive people in the world, that’s why they put everyone else down. How’s that for a fresh perspective?