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@carolinepannen68697 жыл бұрын
Can anyone turn his explanation of memes into a meme?😂 great video Jared!
@Joe0057 жыл бұрын
What do you meme?
@carolinepannen68697 жыл бұрын
***** and then react to the memes and create a memeception haha
@Josh_Wright7 жыл бұрын
Caro 0611 The Pantera impressions bit:')
@weenar82707 жыл бұрын
yep its it that messy green logo is 55 gore look it up 55 gore logo
@phoenix828967 жыл бұрын
Caro 0611 you're .....pure evil
@SeanKL1077 жыл бұрын
I love how the logos of metal bands are just becoming unreadable at this point because the bands keep trying to out metal the others. We need a metal band to have a logo in Times new Roman to reset the whole thing
@bergz17 жыл бұрын
comic sans
@NKG4167 жыл бұрын
Parkway drive
@diazzsama7 жыл бұрын
yeah, with a little bit touch of word art from microsoft word 2003.
@TheMotivationVault4697 жыл бұрын
Arial is more readable
@LoLo-fj8iu7 жыл бұрын
Not just their logos but the music too . They only want to out metal each other . Same ol boring riffs boring drums boring "vocals" . The only thing they care about is sounding "metal" and not making good music. So over produced and the guitars are too distorted
@ThatBlindGuy2477 жыл бұрын
the Stevie T one was the best
@girlywolfpup15887 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 Agreed
@enoilemiranda40487 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 😂 I have never thought of that before
@gewuerzgurkeev7 жыл бұрын
and he should do a shred wars with jared which in itself is a meme by now
@anythingchirping7 жыл бұрын
lol I agree
@lolsagichnicht7 жыл бұрын
ThatBlindGuy247 I fucking hate that I made the meme and some random guy who shared it gets the attention😂
@iangillies7116 жыл бұрын
The Stevie T meme gets me every time
@bencoles46526 жыл бұрын
yh XD
@Orion_Groans5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@lifted.59165 жыл бұрын
It's so funny
@AbsoluteAbsurd5 жыл бұрын
xD
@thegrinchinamaskholdingagu9684 жыл бұрын
@@Orion_Groans I'm probly too late, but it is saying that Stevie T looks like the guy in the picture on the left. You would feel embarrassed if you made fun of someone who went on to be a big success, like Stevie T.
@matiasitaluoma93177 жыл бұрын
He's like pewdiepie metal edition
@charlesfehr32036 жыл бұрын
I Was, its just hard too see sarcasm in text
@SovietRussia7776 жыл бұрын
Meme review *clap clap
@harold33456 жыл бұрын
No u
@danielschyttelvik61046 жыл бұрын
Yes, but Jared is TALENTED and FUNNY
@100fakts86 жыл бұрын
He's like the Jared, of nothing. **O**
@Ubarberet7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Jared wasn't aware of George Fisher's barrel sized neck
@MrMrmody19967 жыл бұрын
Shiba he's poser not a real metalhead
@metal8827 жыл бұрын
mody T XD joke, right?
@davidbenko40197 жыл бұрын
mody T Only because he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before? That is fucking dumb.
@MrMrmody19967 жыл бұрын
Tyler CEO NFGxFSUxInc. Kind of
@MrMrmody19967 жыл бұрын
David Benkö he hasn't seen corpsegrinder before but seen tons of other shitty popstars... you'll be the judge
@2jig2177 жыл бұрын
Jared looks like a Buff version of Tobey maguire.
@theoneandonlylordfarquaad33616 жыл бұрын
Johnathan Gore 😂
@blackphillip84865 жыл бұрын
Your definition of "buff" confuses me.
@rigriggerson49495 жыл бұрын
You think this guy is buff bahah haha
@PopCrusher4 жыл бұрын
Wtf he does lmao
@friendlyneighborhoodasianm9124 жыл бұрын
And now I cant unsee ot
@joshuam13766 жыл бұрын
Why are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd the same? Their last big hit was The Wall.
@nononoyeseyeses76476 жыл бұрын
Joshua MacLeod DAMN! That was good
@invader_ren59746 жыл бұрын
Joshua Alexander Pagliara-Nydam I heard trump was supposed to make a wall too....turned out to be a myth
@heckicusdoomicuswizardus13825 жыл бұрын
The Final Cut tho
@nathanv85255 жыл бұрын
@@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 Yeah that is a really good Coheed and Cambria song
@bikelifewill64835 жыл бұрын
.......... It was a tree u spack
@JudgeLazar7 жыл бұрын
Corpsegrinder doesn't have a big neck, he just has a tiny lower jaw. He's very sensitive about it.
@evanblake52527 жыл бұрын
He has both.
@darkphoenix5574 жыл бұрын
“His neck is the same size as his head, how are you a person” corey taylor- am I a joke to you
@craigjones1093 жыл бұрын
and I took that personally
@juanjoyaborja.30542 жыл бұрын
He mentioned that later and even considered Corpsegrinder worse.
@blakewarner8316 жыл бұрын
"Yuh don't listen to panteruh? The fuck do you thienk yuh aweh."
@paypalroyale19955 жыл бұрын
Me: watches "greatest metal memes ever" video Ad: play your favorite pop songs!!
@stringtube87604 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ekthorvd67394 жыл бұрын
StringTube the real meme here is that you're watching a metal video with that profile pic
@JacksonTheEpic7 жыл бұрын
They put TEEHEE on a wall in the background of their new music video
@midnightreverie_7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic They? Who?
@midnightreverie_7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic Oh, their new music video name please?
@JacksonTheEpic7 жыл бұрын
RatHead Master Dying in a Red Room
@midnightreverie_7 жыл бұрын
Jackson The Epic Thanks bruh!
@jamesharris52327 жыл бұрын
I'mma inform Ryan Higa.
@martyg81377 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="56">0:56</a> I didn't know Pantera fans were posh British people xD
@juanjoyaborja.30542 жыл бұрын
He’s trying to mock them with a self-righteous typical British accent.
@opiumatt47876 жыл бұрын
Gordon can’t bless your meat if theres no Lamb Sauce
@sidthejovian51053 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😅
@NISFWheezy6 жыл бұрын
Stevie T got done so bad
@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d156 жыл бұрын
Rip lol
@yzzspkz91957 жыл бұрын
the bands at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">3:50</a> are 1. Attila 2. Infant Annihilator 3. Abominable Putridity and fairly sure the last two are 4. Biological Monstrosity 5. XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX (fairly sure it is) Where my free shirt?
@Foreverwar975 жыл бұрын
@@xxxzinkoxxx774 the album gore is amazing
@cavespider66655 жыл бұрын
yup
@agustinquindimil65944 жыл бұрын
WTF the name means something in afrikai
@cerberus35043 жыл бұрын
@@agustinquindimil6594 it's also mean something in english : Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
@geetarguy7777 жыл бұрын
jet fuel can melt metal memes
@kyibfmh77707 жыл бұрын
Shane Joseph You must be fun at parties
@harpist.7 жыл бұрын
+ken alexander No one has fun at parties Parties are gay
@kudos42017 жыл бұрын
Who goes to parties? What are you fuckin gay?
@harpist.7 жыл бұрын
+Ramsey Hildebrand Generalising is gay
@randomdude46696 жыл бұрын
Callum Anderson nice rip shame o dont remeber the comedian
@jessem.17365 жыл бұрын
"How are you a person" I'm dying😂😂
@slomobros74036 жыл бұрын
corpse grinder seriously had a huge neck
@bigmang72626 жыл бұрын
Darrion McCune *Has
@alexvoicu32106 жыл бұрын
You’re wrong my friend, in this case the huge neck has corpsegrinder
@kkov12304 жыл бұрын
SLO MO BROS bigger than Corey Taylor's lmao
@sidthejovian51053 жыл бұрын
@@kkov1230 It's like if Corpsegrinder had a baby, he'd have Corey Taylor or something
@joshuak45537 жыл бұрын
I fucking LOST IT at the Mitch Lucker vocals. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="291">4:51</a>
@Hacate7 жыл бұрын
Can anyone explain where the sudden TEEHEE references are coming from? Hasn't that been Nigahiga's catchphrase since forever?
@fabiorcferreira7 жыл бұрын
i still don't get it, care to explain?
@RedScatta7 жыл бұрын
Fábio Ferreira Watch Jareds reaction to Suicide Silence Doris
@talynamayah7 жыл бұрын
Hacate FOR REAL
@ari_shoot7 жыл бұрын
Hacate omg I totally forgot about this!! I love Ryan so much!!
@jesseperkins44207 жыл бұрын
Go watch Jared dines' REACTION to Doris by suicide silence
@dartheternal40786 жыл бұрын
Corpsegrinder's neck is #1 god of chaos and destruction but corey taylor's neck is like the messenger of doom and darkness
@mook_butt80375 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="152">2:32</a> I felt that in my SOUL. I've been "that girl" at so many metal shows.
@eric_47237 жыл бұрын
Jared is a rare pepe
@cstubbssubs77467 жыл бұрын
Shane Joseph *dead
@NickTheSickDick7 жыл бұрын
How dare you label Djared as a stale mem.
@invader_ren59746 жыл бұрын
Eric _472 And mr lizard is a rare pope
@nodeloliver62014 жыл бұрын
@@NickTheSickDick Djared "DjentLord" Dines
@erlandjohansen71956 жыл бұрын
How does Jared not know who Corpsegrinder is?
@metalhead67835 жыл бұрын
Exactly that's what i thought as well like how
@xenobass52644 жыл бұрын
69 likes and I ruined it
@lindsay83203 жыл бұрын
Or mudvayne, atleast dig by mudvayne..
@rigriggerson49493 жыл бұрын
Corekid poser
@juanjoyaborja.30542 жыл бұрын
@@rigriggerson4949 Bro, if he doesn’t know one person from the death metal scene that doesn’t make him a poser lol
@6.nadia.6275 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="334">5:34</a> "feel old yet?" Jared : *pause* "yeah i do.. I feel really old" 😭😂
@user-qy9bq4nh3z6 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="140">2:20</a> my friend sent me one of these for motionless in white that said “what in reincarnation?!” And I brought that up for the rest of the month 😂😂😂
@randomchannel21056 жыл бұрын
ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 how....do I find you.....EVERYWHERE XD
@dexterdacat57905 жыл бұрын
@@randomchannel2105 i- i had this channel once but I lost the password ;-;
@deadaccount99995 жыл бұрын
I spy Jeff the Killer. You a creepypasta fan too, I take it?
@arjaneskis82437 жыл бұрын
on the Internet, memes are king
@rongusta117 жыл бұрын
P0LYB0X then who's the emperor?
@manuelsotelo42427 жыл бұрын
rongusta11 not pepe
@mutantkoffee7 жыл бұрын
P0LYB0X but in real life, the truth is memes are lame and ridiculous.
@kudos42017 жыл бұрын
No
@ScisaacFisaac7 жыл бұрын
The Stevie T. meme just killed me.
@ghoulishgam3r5086 жыл бұрын
if you don't like pantera, you better just WALK away.
@IvanChernenko6 жыл бұрын
Ghoulish Gamer Fuck yeah
@danielschyttelvik61046 жыл бұрын
I am not a huuge fan, but I like them
@metalmissile88376 жыл бұрын
*Better just walk on home, boy
@poohshiesty68596 жыл бұрын
Or you'd better just walk on home boy
@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d156 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
@venus.68924 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="297">4:57</a> HE DID THEM SO DIRTY OH MY GOD
@emi.grigore7 жыл бұрын
"thought Corey Taylor was bad" :)))))))))) L0L
@metsavend1127 жыл бұрын
Fit for a king, yo
@luckyeggs86277 жыл бұрын
Doiz the one guy that hype everyone he played one of their songs omg haah
I am unsatisfied. There are no Tool album memes. I don't want 'em. I just need 'em.
@fac54577 жыл бұрын
Papa pless
@markus_selloi3 жыл бұрын
"This is probably the biggest accomplishment of my entire life" That one aged well
@quanxi48844 жыл бұрын
bro... i love all your video 🖤🖤
@emmaaxo84097 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to my girls who listen to metal ♥️🌹
@SeraphicSedition7 жыл бұрын
Heyy Itsemx 🤘♀️🤘
@void.valkyrie65167 жыл бұрын
Me ^~^ 💀
@juhlasima7587 жыл бұрын
Heyy Itsemx minää
@Wolfces127 жыл бұрын
Xerox Paper Are you nazi?
@void.valkyrie65167 жыл бұрын
+Nero nope
@spitfire56567 жыл бұрын
You can Break me down, You can bury me alive
@pedrotristao95077 жыл бұрын
spitfire5656 The ending scream...
@jgphotography33656 жыл бұрын
they way Jared said "oh no" at: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="168">2:48</a> killed me. *funniness intensifies*
@oliviaplamondon53336 жыл бұрын
Why does this video amuse me so much
@sollertis80187 жыл бұрын
To that one girl at a metal show comment you made. Back in 08 I went to see slipknot who head lined with disturbed, dragon force and mastodon. Mainly went to see slipknot but before those 4 bands there was 10 other bands that were performing in a big open lot outside, there was 2 stages side by side so while one band played for about a half hour another one set up, bands like 5 finger death punch, walls of Jericho, etc. Well anyway there was a pretty violent pit going on, the 3 guys I were with were scared to go in, rightfully enough 2 of them I understand they're small guys and the dudes in the pit were pretty big most of them, Jamie though was just a poon lol. Anyway I'm a decent sized guy 5"11 200lbs and I went into there, some sides were assholes though swinging elbows throwing punches and shit, but it's a mosh pit. Well there was this gigantic guy who was only about 5"5 maybe but must've weighed at least 350 400 lbs and he could move pretty good for a massive dude. There was a tiny girl I mean TINY maybe 5 ft even, about 90 to 100 lbs. She was on the edge of the pit, I saw her step in a few times but get knocked right back easily, I was facing her at one point and that gigantic dude ran straight into me and shoved me hard I went flying forward and PLOWED this girl to the ground. On accident obviously, I look up and start trying to get up and pick her up while apologizing but before I did it, she looked me dead in the eye and screamed YEAHHHH!!!! While making the devil horns with her right hand. I was amazed at this point, she was cute to I was stunned lol. Anyway I got up and went to help her up but she just stood right up and tried pushing me, she just kinda pushed her self backwards and laughed at it lol. Than she gave me a hug and that was that. Pretty awesome.
@sidthejovian51053 жыл бұрын
What a story, did you score with here?
@isaacmiller8687 жыл бұрын
That's killed any collaboration with Stevie T
@spiderhater_2406 жыл бұрын
"Bless my meat" ~Jared Dines 2k17
@andrewdavis25774 жыл бұрын
When you make a meme and post it to the internet, its g o i n g to be stolen. It's just how these things work around theses parts.
@yigitbozok25087 жыл бұрын
Dank memes consume you then call you a friend
@feral_felidae4724 жыл бұрын
"How are you a person" 😂😂 totally forgot about this quote, still funny to this day
@richardfinch22966 жыл бұрын
I've been watching your videos for like 2 years now and just realized I'm not subscribed. But it's okay because I am now. I am here to show my appreciation for this wonderful Channel
@derickm40976 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Keep it up. 👍🏻
@soapy123317 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was gonna be a collab with Stevie T
@DraconianError7 жыл бұрын
Is Jared making fun of him?
@clouddaemon48287 жыл бұрын
about that neck,in Italy we have this person called Maurizio Costanzo whose literally have no neck.
@sofiabenedettini22636 жыл бұрын
Marco Esposito HAHAHAHAHAHA lo volevo scrivere pure io
@alesby4216 жыл бұрын
Ma perché bisogna parlare di maurizio costanzo pure sotto i video americani 😂😂😂
@bugahtul71845 жыл бұрын
Love the Fit For A King in the beginning
@Tirryna6 жыл бұрын
Omg! His reaction to the Stevie T meme was everything! I loved that high pitched " oh no"!
@TheMonsterNMeMusic7 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="88">1:28</a> what is that song called? it sounds badass
@internalwahs19837 жыл бұрын
fit for a king - warpath
@TheMonsterNMeMusic7 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate!
@themysteriousstranger2406 жыл бұрын
Sarude Dandstorm
@fredybonilla19766 жыл бұрын
TheMonsterNMe Music A
@imadetheworld10755 жыл бұрын
@@themysteriousstranger240 yep absolutely agree
@TheMangerChild7 жыл бұрын
Papa Bless to you too, Jared. Now get you one of them sodie pops
@MishasPickleAndStuff6 жыл бұрын
i'm not even like a huge metal fan but your channel is so god damn hilarious
@grugg31085 жыл бұрын
The one about the hype guy in the pits reminds me of that video where someone did a handspring into the center of a wall of death
@darkthepegasus5 жыл бұрын
"Oh man, i thaught corey taylor was bad" that broke me 😂
@symbxlic23936 жыл бұрын
I fucking die with his Pantera's fan impression xDDDDD
@operationjagsaknar73595 жыл бұрын
The only things that keep me from ending it all, metal and memes
@BlueCaboose426 жыл бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="183">3:03</a> You did him so dirty😂😂 poor StevieT
@sunforged16627 жыл бұрын
The harder to read the logo is the better the band is.
@lomaalexmichaelm.89027 жыл бұрын
Lmao "hey check out my meme!!! look at my meme!!!"
@McAdeDixon6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the last ones SLAYER
@Karrett886 жыл бұрын
It's awesome how he played fit for a king
@Slybrow-ie4cq7 жыл бұрын
His laugh is giving me life 😂😂😂
@duckygaming17847 жыл бұрын
When your mom asks tea or coffee: TEEHEE!
@brandonmows7 жыл бұрын
That fit for a king playing 😍😍😍😍
@johnnewman94365 жыл бұрын
I laughed quite a lot. Great memes 🤘
@pieceofmilk35127 жыл бұрын
Teehee was a word created by Ryan Higa. It became very popular in 2007-8.
@Linkolite7 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor's neck is gigantic too
@victorjames74905 жыл бұрын
it is satisfying when s piece of song id played dyring s video, intro, movie scene, ect. Fit for a king War path
@dansblackteeshirt25715 жыл бұрын
thank you for explaining what a meme is so now I can show this to anyone