things you should NEVER say to a guitarist

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Jared Dines

Jared Dines

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@Autistic_Cat
@Autistic_Cat 6 жыл бұрын
He took Oreos out of the freezer
@MusiclsTherapy
@MusiclsTherapy 6 жыл бұрын
Autistic_Cat I literally was about to say something. Like good video but I'm sorry you have oreos in your freezer Jared? If that is a secret gem in life pls share your wisdom
@wesleyzimmerman94
@wesleyzimmerman94 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a lot of chocolate things are better after being in the freezer. I don't know why but they're just better cold. If you get candy with chocolate, just put them in the freezer
@greenwithenvyband8505
@greenwithenvyband8505 6 жыл бұрын
Hold up u may have did something
@Rvu72
@Rvu72 6 жыл бұрын
Try it,the cream becomes more solid and has a different texture
@thomasbriand5428
@thomasbriand5428 6 жыл бұрын
Oreo is french
@bloodflowerrrs1555
@bloodflowerrrs1555 4 жыл бұрын
"Every good guitarist can read sheet music." *cries in tabs*
@benedictkiananwa1217
@benedictkiananwa1217 4 жыл бұрын
I feel that one😂😭😭
@justsomepessimist
@justsomepessimist 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Martín Hernández well good for you jk that’s cool man
@riverzin666
@riverzin666 4 жыл бұрын
@Austin Martín Hernández same with me, but for me, depends of the music, like some are easier to read in tabs, others in sheet
@mrgreenfr6216
@mrgreenfr6216 4 жыл бұрын
@Austin Martín Hernández I never learned music theory personnaly...
@rev3luvies
@rev3luvies 4 жыл бұрын
M4J1K I literally can’t read sheet music to save my life-
@SubsWithNoVideos-lw2lg
@SubsWithNoVideos-lw2lg 5 жыл бұрын
Jared: Why do you need two guitars? Jared: **owns 21 guitars**
@sh33pnik87
@sh33pnik87 5 жыл бұрын
Mr Yeeteson Peterson 40
@birdsaresinners3373
@birdsaresinners3373 4 жыл бұрын
46
@beatenndownn547
@beatenndownn547 4 жыл бұрын
**21 pilots**
@ninetoedlizard6650
@ninetoedlizard6650 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta have a guitar for every fret
@vibez8481
@vibez8481 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Yeeteson Peterson 43
@PJellyfish
@PJellyfish 4 жыл бұрын
“I just learn by ear” *cries in bass*
@imender9219
@imender9219 4 жыл бұрын
I already played cello for 2 years before I started bass so I could read bass clef 😂
@mrgreenfr6216
@mrgreenfr6216 4 жыл бұрын
*cry in beginner guitarist*
@roberteospeedwagon44
@roberteospeedwagon44 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@music_addict_with_a_pen1397
@music_addict_with_a_pen1397 4 жыл бұрын
MEEE
@eva-vs1zu
@eva-vs1zu 4 жыл бұрын
Taannro I know right😂
@musicman_hd607
@musicman_hd607 4 жыл бұрын
"every good guitarist can read sheet music" *laughs in Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Eddie van Halen, and slash*
@vhsorion
@vhsorion 4 жыл бұрын
evh can definitely read sheet music, he was classically trained on piano as a child
@dishwasherdetergent3366
@dishwasherdetergent3366 4 жыл бұрын
@@vhsorion What I've heard is that he never learned to read and would just improvise during recital. The examiners would tell him he had a very "interesting interpretation" of the piece. Of course, I have no idea how credible that information is, so take that with a grain of salt.
@superclaw900
@superclaw900 4 жыл бұрын
@@dishwasherdetergent3366 I'm pretty sure he said that himself in an interview
@sidm2422
@sidm2422 4 жыл бұрын
Reading sheet music for piano and guitar is a completely different story because you need to learn to visualize what the sheet music looks like to play on your instrument.
@kameron_ulibarri3521
@kameron_ulibarri3521 4 жыл бұрын
Eric Johnson can as well, I'm pretty sure
@maxjohnson9131
@maxjohnson9131 5 жыл бұрын
i hate when you get asked: 1. do you play acoustic or electric? 2. why do you need 2 guitars 3. CAN YOU PLAY THIS SONG
@teddie7158
@teddie7158 5 жыл бұрын
honestly lmaooo, the amount of times people ask me if i play electric or acoustic is ridiculous. if i had £1 for every time someone asked me that question, i would be able to buy my dream guitar
@jacxb_5125
@jacxb_5125 5 жыл бұрын
Or hey can you play THAT ONE SONG
@carlapopa4653
@carlapopa4653 5 жыл бұрын
Someone: Can you play THAT ONE SONG? Me:What song..? Someone: Y’know, the song that goes Du du ddu ddu du? Me: BrUh
@jaimelannister1797
@jaimelannister1797 5 жыл бұрын
What’s so bad about asking if they play acoustic or electric. Isn’t it just a question on what you prefer
@otiscaysonzapien5834
@otiscaysonzapien5834 5 жыл бұрын
My parents always say "you have 7 guitars you don't need more" but see that's where they're wrong.
@yeehawry874
@yeehawry874 5 жыл бұрын
“Fenders are for old people” That low key pissed me off🤣
@ridgelineenjoyer1517
@ridgelineenjoyer1517 4 жыл бұрын
@That Young Gamer 13 And I like my edge strat
@aussie66hm33
@aussie66hm33 4 жыл бұрын
I got a squier precision fender bass and people now call me boomer.
@Stephaniealk3
@Stephaniealk3 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@aussie66hm33
@aussie66hm33 4 жыл бұрын
That_Green_Gentleman_ Ryden epic
@kaynesaw
@kaynesaw 4 жыл бұрын
Same, haha, wanted to write the same😂
@jordanbridge9906
@jordanbridge9906 5 жыл бұрын
Someone once asked me if a electric guitar that’s not plugged in is just a acoustic guitar. Yes he got smacked
@firethrower1832
@firethrower1832 4 жыл бұрын
Alex you have low brain
@Cheezy_Bunz
@Cheezy_Bunz 4 жыл бұрын
Alex no an acoustic is completely different friend
@xinkage9429
@xinkage9429 4 жыл бұрын
i Have small brain, explain please yes you can SLAPP me
@Cheezy_Bunz
@Cheezy_Bunz 4 жыл бұрын
Guido Mista alright * slap * listen up sTopid a electric guitar has electrical parts in it called pick ups to make it sound different when plugged into a amp. It doesn’t have a hole in the middle like an acoustic. A acoustic guitar is a hollow body guitar to make it echo (hence then name acoustic) and you cant plug it into a amp and there is no volume switches or anything like an electric.
@jameswhitburn9743
@jameswhitburn9743 4 жыл бұрын
Once I played my electric unplugged and my little brother asked why I'm playing my guitar like a Bass...
@PolythenePam0451
@PolythenePam0451 4 жыл бұрын
"We don't need more guitar strings, we need more green" - The Beatles
@adamx9793
@adamx9793 4 жыл бұрын
I need more melons.
@gurdittsingh6638
@gurdittsingh6638 3 жыл бұрын
i thought he meant money by the word "green" 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
@dmnhntr86
@dmnhntr86 Жыл бұрын
@@gurdittsingh6638 joke still works 😆
@PanzerMan332
@PanzerMan332 6 жыл бұрын
"Every good guitarist can read sheet music." Ouch.
@KanskeDesigns
@KanskeDesigns 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can't read sheet music and I feel kinda bad about it sometimes. It's just easier for me to learn by ear
@TopJame
@TopJame 6 жыл бұрын
Panzer Man Eddie van halen can't read sheet music
@fbiofficial8298
@fbiofficial8298 6 жыл бұрын
I can only sing off of sheet music, but playing is something I can't do
@OJBABY
@OJBABY 6 жыл бұрын
Hey we got something in common i suck at sheet music and learning by ear is pretty easy with some songs. If anyone could teach us sheet music though you will be a boss!
@chromaticswing9199
@chromaticswing9199 6 жыл бұрын
I started by memorizing what notes on the staff corresponded with the notes on the fretboard. (Guitar uses treble clef, by the way) Just begin with the open strings. Next, figure out the rest of the staff notes. Mnemonics are really helpful. In the meantime, get the note values/rhythms down, they don’t really take long to understand. With the basics down, READ THE SHEET MUSIC VERY SLOWLY! I find it helpful to memorize one or two songs with the sheets in front of you, but you need to bite the bullet and practice new material. It goes without saying that you should learn simple stuff before moving onto advanced pieces. When playing the notes, I find it helpful to stick to the first 5 frets, as beyond that is where the notes begin to repeat. Get whatever notes you have down to muscle memory, where you know what to do when you see the notes on a staff. While this process takes a long time, I think it is very rewarding and improves the connection between you and the guitar. Use the internet to find new music to read. Keep strong!
@vascodegama5829
@vascodegama5829 6 жыл бұрын
"I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out"... when KZfaq gets too real!
@reyshakquit
@reyshakquit 6 жыл бұрын
I was like OH SNAP!!!
@papabuck3734
@papabuck3734 6 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@travisklaassen9918
@travisklaassen9918 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Vicious
@rorydonaldson2794
@rorydonaldson2794 6 жыл бұрын
That was the best thing all video tbh
@grancucui
@grancucui 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 4 жыл бұрын
I hate it when someone says 'Do you know how to play "( name of song)", it goes da-da-da-da -da-da-da-da-da. Ok, I'm not going to know how to play a song on guitar by hearing you say 'da-da-da-da-da-da-da'. I have to sit down and learn it from the original recording and then practice it. This has happened to me many times at jam sessions and drives me nuts.
@jackm7603
@jackm7603 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the jungle?
@aotnz4055
@aotnz4055 3 жыл бұрын
Especially when the dadadas are way out of tune
@k0slizard389
@k0slizard389 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackm7603 my friend always wants me to play do do do do do do doo do do do do do doo
@jackm7603
@jackm7603 3 жыл бұрын
@@k0slizard389 semi charmed life
@csmolen
@csmolen 3 жыл бұрын
Master of puppets?
@ardonsmagic5620
@ardonsmagic5620 5 жыл бұрын
me : practice alternate picking gf: what song is that? 😂
@SophiaAphrodite
@SophiaAphrodite 4 жыл бұрын
She probably thinks sweep picking equates to skill too.
@makaylanicole2735
@makaylanicole2735 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime I fucking play anything like random strumming to stuff I've written, my family is like "what song is that" it's annoying as fuck. Or the good ol "hey can you play ___?*
@Headless3000
@Headless3000 4 жыл бұрын
makayla nicole makayla nicole They’re most likely curious and just want to bond with their child
@twstdlzard9659
@twstdlzard9659 2 жыл бұрын
@@Headless3000 yes
@RagoziHD
@RagoziHD 6 жыл бұрын
"This guitar sucks dude." "I mean, I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout out." *Looks angrily at camera* Loved that reference.
@SmokeShackATP
@SmokeShackATP 6 жыл бұрын
ZekeHD lol. Same
@DivineMind222
@DivineMind222 6 жыл бұрын
Sucks that dude ripped him off..
@calebgaley6842
@calebgaley6842 6 жыл бұрын
That line had me rollllling
@bigfriki
@bigfriki 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it :'-(
@SmokeShackATP
@SmokeShackATP 6 жыл бұрын
bigfriki Jared got ripped off by this guy. He was supposed to get a 17 string guitar but he got scammed him.
@ashleykaylam4775
@ashleykaylam4775 4 жыл бұрын
“Nickleback is way better than Tool.” I died inside
@chubbydragon4776
@chubbydragon4776 4 жыл бұрын
AshleyKayla M same
@splatterz1688
@splatterz1688 4 жыл бұрын
They both suck
@nickm5004
@nickm5004 4 жыл бұрын
@@splatterz1688 man your dumb
@will_stevens
@will_stevens 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@-Zoomin40
@-Zoomin40 4 жыл бұрын
They’re both garbage
@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 5 жыл бұрын
Can I show a guitar trick? *I sAw iT oN bUzZfEeD*
@tazzydevil6638
@tazzydevil6638 4 жыл бұрын
That pissed me off a lot.
@FlameXGaming
@FlameXGaming 4 жыл бұрын
oh no
@johnbush5347
@johnbush5347 3 жыл бұрын
At least he didn't go wendy o. Williams on his guitar
@jackroberts9401
@jackroberts9401 6 жыл бұрын
How many Guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but you need another 5 to say, "Pffft I could've done that!"
@JamesRussoMillas
@JamesRussoMillas 6 жыл бұрын
Nah 5: 1 to change it, and the other 4 to complain about how the old one was better.
@calebproductions5970
@calebproductions5970 6 жыл бұрын
lol wow
@pjn2432
@pjn2432 6 жыл бұрын
One to change it and 4 to tell you how they could have done it better
@spongebobsquarepants675
@spongebobsquarepants675 6 жыл бұрын
No, 4 to change it and 1 to say "i can do it on my own"
@SodomySnake
@SodomySnake 6 жыл бұрын
It better be a NOS Sylvania light bulb from 1964. The new light bulbs just don't have the same warmth.
@TeraBrite
@TeraBrite 6 жыл бұрын
I can confirm you shouldn't say these things to a guitarist.
@daoyang6055
@daoyang6055 6 жыл бұрын
TeraBrite Lol TeraBrite just commented on here.
@blacksaona
@blacksaona 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't know TeraBrite still existed :P
@TeraBrite
@TeraBrite 6 жыл бұрын
Christian Saona Alvarado Yeaaaah. We've been hearing that a lot lately. We have KZfaq to thank for that. 😣
@DJMonopoli
@DJMonopoli 6 жыл бұрын
zachary wellendorf I agree. I never go any higher than 11.
@skeletonrowdie1768
@skeletonrowdie1768 6 жыл бұрын
cringe^100
@ghost-facedhindu4275
@ghost-facedhindu4275 5 жыл бұрын
3:18 Yeah, that's how you get murdered in your sleep at my house...
@jacksonbrooks4347
@jacksonbrooks4347 5 жыл бұрын
When he said “I could build u one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out” That hit me in the feels and what the hell did I have to do with it
@amthatdad3450
@amthatdad3450 5 жыл бұрын
4:28 shade like an oak tree
@mattsc7253
@mattsc7253 4 жыл бұрын
What did he mean?
@jacksonbrooks4347
@jacksonbrooks4347 4 жыл бұрын
ManMardigan Just the story about the scandal thing when Jared was getting his gent guit, and it’s a long story I bet u could find the vid about it
@nebularvoid4669
@nebularvoid4669 4 жыл бұрын
Jackson Brooks LoW kEy
@mikieb77
@mikieb77 4 жыл бұрын
I died when he did that😂😂😂
@thenotflatearth2714
@thenotflatearth2714 6 жыл бұрын
And that’s why guitarists write drum parts that need 4 arms and 4 legs Justice served
@slendeaway7730
@slendeaway7730 6 жыл бұрын
The Earth Nah dude just practice more
@codyoliver6773
@codyoliver6773 6 жыл бұрын
The Earth is flat
@zeoalexo
@zeoalexo 6 жыл бұрын
Cody Oliver fuck you
@alexdattel2757
@alexdattel2757 6 жыл бұрын
Just get 2 drummers lol
@septicemic39
@septicemic39 6 жыл бұрын
Legend
@gringhidu
@gringhidu 6 жыл бұрын
"I can build you one for 1200 and a shoutout" BUUUURN^^
@thomasbarnes6458
@thomasbarnes6458 6 жыл бұрын
gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle so much salt 😂
@ryanborbely1310
@ryanborbely1310 6 жыл бұрын
gringhidu gehtdichnichtsangoogle I luled for a good 2 minutes
@Loebane
@Loebane 6 жыл бұрын
I'm out of the loop, what's the burn?
@ryanborbely1310
@ryanborbely1310 6 жыл бұрын
Loebane Jared paid $1200 for a custom built guitar, then the guy stopped contacting Jared after he paid.
@jackburrows1071
@jackburrows1071 6 жыл бұрын
someone said theyd build him one for that and he paid the guy but the guy was a con
@adamkenny4954
@adamkenny4954 5 жыл бұрын
I hate when people ask me at school why I have 5 guitars and I explain to them why and they still don't understand😂😂
@birdsaresinners3373
@birdsaresinners3373 5 жыл бұрын
Just say," because I can afford to play" and say their name really disgusted sounding
@daisyloumisakidondu6159
@daisyloumisakidondu6159 4 жыл бұрын
Why does anyone have more than one of anything? *So why is it any different for guitars
@AzureSymbiote
@AzureSymbiote 4 жыл бұрын
Just tell them "timbre".
@jaydenstrashcan
@jaydenstrashcan 4 жыл бұрын
@@daisyloumisakidondu6159 because.
@daisyloumisakidondu6159
@daisyloumisakidondu6159 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaydenstrashcan *
@glassbass
@glassbass 4 жыл бұрын
“Nickleback is way better than Tool.” Dude that really hurt
@olliepainter2155
@olliepainter2155 4 жыл бұрын
Fr tool is the goat
@recalled4525
@recalled4525 4 жыл бұрын
Ollie Painter ye they r
@jacobnelsen2786
@jacobnelsen2786 3 жыл бұрын
@@recalled4525 Nickelback IS better then Tool
@recalled4525
@recalled4525 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobnelsen2786 ew wtf
@jacobnelsen2786
@jacobnelsen2786 3 жыл бұрын
@@recalled4525 They really are though
@JoshuaDalviken
@JoshuaDalviken 6 жыл бұрын
0:55 Nothing good ever comes from "I saw it on Buzzfeed".
@peterm6737
@peterm6737 6 жыл бұрын
Josh Dalviken Amen!
@joshuamoody7729
@joshuamoody7729 6 жыл бұрын
Buzzfeed is pure cringe and cancer.
@trevorjigsaw9746
@trevorjigsaw9746 5 жыл бұрын
"Dimebag's tone sucked." That's a death penalty...at least a blood-Eagle...
@elibreeze1312
@elibreeze1312 5 жыл бұрын
It did tho...
@TheLogander
@TheLogander 5 жыл бұрын
It did... great riffs but awful sound
@mattwilkinson5605
@mattwilkinson5605 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@richardwhite6062
@richardwhite6062 5 жыл бұрын
Terrible tone. Great for divebombs. Panteras great martyr.
@Melodeath00
@Melodeath00 5 жыл бұрын
Dimebag had amazing tone live, but Panteras albums had some of the worst guitar sound of all time.
@Etherisabove
@Etherisabove 4 жыл бұрын
"I think I accidentally deleted a whole song" I think we're going to have to run the ones.
@mister_matrix
@mister_matrix 4 жыл бұрын
"If u were a drummer that tone would be Lars' snare"😂😂
@gabifrancis7414
@gabifrancis7414 4 жыл бұрын
I died when I heard that and I am a fan of Lars
@shannonmccarthy489
@shannonmccarthy489 6 жыл бұрын
"Eugh, a Fender? Those are for old people." Ik it's a joke but I'm DISGUSTED. It must have been so painful to even say that as a joke.
@viperous4910
@viperous4910 6 жыл бұрын
Shannon McCarthy That played right when i read your comment lol
@horvath1017
@horvath1017 6 жыл бұрын
I know a lot of people like fender guitars but I really don't like the design on them
@BavarianM
@BavarianM 5 жыл бұрын
if you dont like them dont buy
@nathangoncalves6428
@nathangoncalves6428 5 жыл бұрын
@Rocker Baby fuck you in last minute he is gonna say that Gibson brand doesnt work for people fuck him
@italyfightergames2642
@italyfightergames2642 5 жыл бұрын
I love fender guitars
@CesTech
@CesTech 5 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a guitarist, and a pizza? . . . . The pizza can actually feed a family of four.
@dinahhaile2503
@dinahhaile2503 5 жыл бұрын
lmao can I steal this?
@Adrian_Martinez1261
@Adrian_Martinez1261 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck😂😂😂
@zombiefreaktank
@zombiefreaktank 5 жыл бұрын
I like how you got this from a pizza can feed the family of 4 but a black guy can't
@norgepalm7315
@norgepalm7315 5 жыл бұрын
@@zombiefreaktank because they cant
@prettymuchintears2666
@prettymuchintears2666 5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny you can say the same thing about a person who makes videos on building PCs.
@mexicanosdelmundo
@mexicanosdelmundo 5 жыл бұрын
2:35 "Are you sure that you're not left-handed?" LOL 😁
@averagegirl7113
@averagegirl7113 4 жыл бұрын
2:20 My guitar teacher literally has a dream to move out to the middle of Montana just so he rock out with his amps cranked all the way and not have anyone complain. He's gonna move across the country just so no one will ever tell him "turn that down" again
@josuepadilla6331
@josuepadilla6331 6 жыл бұрын
"Why do you need two guitars?" Y'all don't understand how triggering this is
@Hauntedasylum666
@Hauntedasylum666 6 жыл бұрын
Josue Padilla I HATE when someone tells me that! “Why are you buying another guitar?” ::punch:: lol
@iwannaleavenow1456
@iwannaleavenow1456 6 жыл бұрын
Or worse when someone says “your other guitar isn’t broken” or “your old guitar was way better”
@SabiaCDO
@SabiaCDO 6 жыл бұрын
Even worse: why don’t you sell one of those upstairs. You don’t play on them anymore... that sentence is the absolute taboo for a guitar owner.
@alexmercer7083
@alexmercer7083 6 жыл бұрын
"you should sell your one of your guitars." T R I G G E R E D
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 6 жыл бұрын
Its JayBoi dummy. :) This is why you don't get married...
@AmilcarPenya1703
@AmilcarPenya1703 6 жыл бұрын
you missed one thing : "you have too many guitars, you should sell one"
@Spikey1227
@Spikey1227 6 жыл бұрын
*A few
@alvarg
@alvarg 6 жыл бұрын
or why do you need more than 6 strings on a guitar, why do you bother changing strings, painted necks have the best feel. without the bass player the guitar player would sound like shit, mesa make shit cabinets, why would you buy an unknown brand like revv generator everyone knows peavey is the best, so many things you shouldn't say to a guitarist xD
@jetison333
@jetison333 4 жыл бұрын
@@alvarg the first two just sound like questions, which you could just answer.
@Milfcum6969
@Milfcum6969 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re just pissed that the best guitarist in the band, is a drummer” I don’t know why that got me, but it was hilarious
@Metaldad87
@Metaldad87 3 жыл бұрын
Made me think of Adam d from killswitch who was the drummer then got tired of hauling drums around so he started playing guitar 😂
@garmen-
@garmen- 3 жыл бұрын
*~Laughs the in Nirvana~*
@lowlifeangler
@lowlifeangler 5 жыл бұрын
I like when a cocky Bass player tells you turn up you guitar amp, I can still hear my Bass
@LittleGenevieve
@LittleGenevieve 4 жыл бұрын
that's the funnest part
@RevsStallionDuck
@RevsStallionDuck 6 жыл бұрын
"Nickleback is way better than Tool" That is a sentence that should never have been even thought of holy shit
@DeeZeeGuitar
@DeeZeeGuitar 6 жыл бұрын
That sentence triggered me more than it should have.
@NeroSoneca
@NeroSoneca 6 жыл бұрын
"better than Tool" is already pushing the limits
@hamadalmansourr
@hamadalmansourr 6 жыл бұрын
DZguitar Me 2 😂😂😂
@tristangianelli
@tristangianelli 6 жыл бұрын
It genuinely physically hurt to hear that statement.
@menace996
@menace996 6 жыл бұрын
"Nickelback is way better than Tool" Me: Y-YOU'RE MEEEAAAAAAAANNNNN *sobbing continues*
@GracieBN
@GracieBN 6 жыл бұрын
“Nickelback is way better than Tool” That’s something you should never say to anybody
@josephsmith8087
@josephsmith8087 6 жыл бұрын
ItsaGrac Those are fighting words!
@leewhitworth9142
@leewhitworth9142 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not familiar with Tool but I've definitely heard of them. That one little audio clip is the most I've heard and is that actually how the singer sounds?
@declanboyd7713
@declanboyd7713 6 жыл бұрын
I've never been more angered about music when I heard that
@cynickyc3078
@cynickyc3078 6 жыл бұрын
for reals
@raikaj5089
@raikaj5089 6 жыл бұрын
Lee Whitworth Yes. But he has a great range as well. Plus his screams are really unique in his own way
@FunkyCryptid
@FunkyCryptid 5 жыл бұрын
Ok hold up.. Did you grab oreos.... Out of the freezer?
@joshuahuf9747
@joshuahuf9747 5 жыл бұрын
Did you just steal that from the Most liked comment
@llla_german_ewoklll6413
@llla_german_ewoklll6413 5 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@FunkyCryptid
@FunkyCryptid 5 жыл бұрын
@@llla_german_ewoklll6413 dude I don't steal shit. I saw the comment afterwards but genuinely didn't care.
@graxie7233
@graxie7233 5 жыл бұрын
It's an orea ice cream sandwich
@diorsse
@diorsse 4 жыл бұрын
You don't do that?
@winterdoud977
@winterdoud977 4 жыл бұрын
"Everybody knows the singer gets all the chicks" oh my God 😂
@adamx9793
@adamx9793 4 жыл бұрын
The drummers’s got all the stamina lol
@Stratomacaster
@Stratomacaster 6 жыл бұрын
4:28 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You should slide that into every video from here to eternity...
@Stratomacaster
@Stratomacaster 6 жыл бұрын
Here ya go. Everything explained. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i692bJR_zM6oZIU.html
@emipexu2779
@emipexu2779 5 жыл бұрын
my friend once asked me why I need an acoustic if I had an electric and that it was a waste of money, I almost smacked her
@ej.manning
@ej.manning 5 жыл бұрын
The same day I got my first electric guitar my sister asked if she could have my acoustic lol
@rylanddenson7952
@rylanddenson7952 5 жыл бұрын
W H A T a profile name I love it
@redsky5495
@redsky5495 5 жыл бұрын
hey nice name
@MrKarma-dp8ud
@MrKarma-dp8ud 5 жыл бұрын
you should've
@myfavsandlikes7478
@myfavsandlikes7478 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like u got a dumb friend
@dniul
@dniul 5 жыл бұрын
"i can build you one for 1,200 and a shoutout" NICE SHADE BRO
@nickbrown3868
@nickbrown3868 4 жыл бұрын
I missed something on this one
@franzi1563
@franzi1563 4 жыл бұрын
"Why do you need two guitars?" "We don't need new strings" So, you've chosen death...
@eXtendedmusicHD
@eXtendedmusicHD 6 жыл бұрын
I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout *stares in drop c*
@evancarronkee
@evancarronkee 6 жыл бұрын
+
@meowtherainbowx4163
@meowtherainbowx4163 6 жыл бұрын
+
@akalichamp7030
@akalichamp7030 6 жыл бұрын
+
@discodevil4192
@discodevil4192 5 жыл бұрын
“Y’know Yoko Ono was my favorite Beatle.”
@kylehargreaves4577
@kylehargreaves4577 5 жыл бұрын
OoOOoOooFFF
@stonesarerolling
@stonesarerolling 5 жыл бұрын
BIG OOOOOOF
@mortensen1961
@mortensen1961 5 жыл бұрын
"Was Paul McCartney really in a band before Wings?"
@Natalie-nf9vl
@Natalie-nf9vl 4 жыл бұрын
she is 😍 so glad she broke them up 🥰
@matthews1029
@matthews1029 5 жыл бұрын
"I could build you one for $1200 and a shout-out" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cjm0174
@cjm0174 4 жыл бұрын
“Are you sure you’re not left handed?” Had me rollin
@Bobo_Tapia
@Bobo_Tapia 6 жыл бұрын
Can you learn ‘song x’? No. But it’s easy. Don’t want to. Why not? Song sucks. ...I just wanna hear you play it once... I WOULD HAVE TO PLAY IT DOZENS OF TIMES FOR THAT “ONCE”. Oh... please? ...........................
@markrichardson2512
@markrichardson2512 6 жыл бұрын
"Nickelback is better than tool." Triggereeeeeeed
@kitten-whisperer
@kitten-whisperer 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone is better than tool.
@tommybourne3983
@tommybourne3983 5 жыл бұрын
@@kitten-whisperer I disagree strongly.
@mightymouse5930
@mightymouse5930 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve got the math that proves tool is better.. ... just LOOK AT THIS GRAPH〽️
@someonesomewhere9520
@someonesomewhere9520 5 жыл бұрын
lol I'm not even gonna pretend that didn't make me angry XD I bet that even hurt to joke about
@iabean1090
@iabean1090 5 жыл бұрын
@mark Richardson agreed
@gauvajuicegabe704
@gauvajuicegabe704 4 жыл бұрын
I hear fenders are for old people I’m going to flip I swear.
@ChuckBoris3
@ChuckBoris3 5 жыл бұрын
"I can build you one for 1,200 bucks and a shout out." Savage
@xnq_u
@xnq_u 5 жыл бұрын
turn the tables and ask them why their bass has 6 strings
@roberteospeedwagon44
@roberteospeedwagon44 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna start doing that to my guitarist
@leejaybirdmusic9829
@leejaybirdmusic9829 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly." Nice The Other Guys reference :)
@Nusca93
@Nusca93 6 жыл бұрын
Lol the best
@hunterpostowka8579
@hunterpostowka8579 6 жыл бұрын
i fuckin love that movie, dude. DEFINITELY one of my favorites
@milltenn1422
@milltenn1422 6 жыл бұрын
LeeJayBird Music good movie
@Phoenix-ox2jr
@Phoenix-ox2jr 6 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think peacocks can fly.
@randykarl1056
@randykarl1056 6 жыл бұрын
Phoenix watch the movie
@cadehancock714
@cadehancock714 5 жыл бұрын
“I could build you one for 1200 bucks and a shout-out” 😂😂😂 Never forget
@alexplayscello2124
@alexplayscello2124 5 жыл бұрын
Things you should never say to a cellist: “Is that a double bass!” (Some people even ask if it’s a bass guitar) “Woah, I never knew you played guitar!” “Man, that’s one big tuba!” “Looks like your carrying a human in there!” Trust me, I have gotten all of these
@CamJam312
@CamJam312 3 жыл бұрын
A fuckin tuba...?
@loganricherson
@loganricherson 3 жыл бұрын
@@CamJam312 maybe if they just are carrying around the case it could potentially look like a tuba. I can't think of any other reason though other than people are stupid
@Phoenixmodels8
@Phoenixmodels8 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you play acoustic or electric?"
@storageunit2683
@storageunit2683 5 жыл бұрын
I remember someone asked me that and I said "does it matter"? She said "yes it does." I said "why"? This girl straight up said "Jimi hendrix was known for inventing the acoustic guitar and creating the sounds we hear today".........
@rottenpotato4399
@rottenpotato4399 5 жыл бұрын
@@storageunit2683 please tell me that you boiled her body with acid put on fire
@storageunit2683
@storageunit2683 5 жыл бұрын
@@rottenpotato4399 I mentally slapped her a few times
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 жыл бұрын
Actually that's a valid question....
@benhostetter4775
@benhostetter4775 5 жыл бұрын
Valid question tho. I play electric better than acoustic lol
@thess89pnthrs
@thess89pnthrs 6 жыл бұрын
"dimebag's tone sucked" *dies a lot inside*
@zac3126
@zac3126 6 жыл бұрын
thess89pnthrs it kind of did though
@hellbillywilson2888
@hellbillywilson2888 6 жыл бұрын
There hasn't been anybody to come close to his tone either.
@zac3126
@zac3126 6 жыл бұрын
Hellbilly Wilson All you need is a Krank amp, his tone actually really isnt difficult to replicate at all. Not saying he sucked, we was awesome, but his tone was muddy and objectively not great.
@hellbillywilson2888
@hellbillywilson2888 6 жыл бұрын
zac the way he used that tone is what made the tone great!! And also you have to remember Dimebag was old fashioned.
@zac3126
@zac3126 6 жыл бұрын
Hellbilly Wilson I see your way of thinking. He was one of a kind for sure.
@tovasnowmusic
@tovasnowmusic 2 жыл бұрын
"every good guitarist can read sheet music" me, an individual who can play sheet music and tab: "ah. here is thy time to shine."
@PAIN-bg1kk
@PAIN-bg1kk 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 the one thing you should never ever never ever say to a guitarist
@d4rkxp3nguin61
@d4rkxp3nguin61 6 жыл бұрын
"Dimebag's tone sucked" "Nickelback is way better than Tool" ik these were jokes but I am beyond triggered
@_o.O__
@_o.O__ 6 жыл бұрын
Yep that`s almost a fight xD
@necrothescistt8164
@necrothescistt8164 6 жыл бұрын
Far beyond triggered
@Iceman93x
@Iceman93x 6 жыл бұрын
Legit almost fought my friend because I told him Dimebag’s tone sucked. Lol
@alvarg
@alvarg 6 жыл бұрын
in all fairness i like pantera but i don't think dimebags tone was all that great, kinda sounded like he was deaf from loud music so he used really bright pickups to compensate. (wait for the hate)
@tilman9506
@tilman9506 6 жыл бұрын
“ slash is better than John pettruci” that also triggered me
@aleskdc3808
@aleskdc3808 6 жыл бұрын
Actual conversation with my dad: - Yeah, when I'm finished saving up I'm thinking about getting another guitar. -...You already have 2 guitars! Isn't that enough? Why do you need more than one guitar? - Because playing guitar is my passion and I love buying new gear. Having multiple guitars is useful for different tunings or having back ups when playing live, etc. - Well, if I were you, I'd sell all my gear and buy a nice car. - I already have a car. Why would I need 2 cars?
@garryiglesias4074
@garryiglesias4074 6 жыл бұрын
Well having two cars is useful for different tuning or having back ups when driving offroad, etc.
@aneurysm1991
@aneurysm1991 3 жыл бұрын
0:34 Dude the knobs one is the most true and horribly stressful thing I’ve ever had to experience in my entire life
@BadgerOff32
@BadgerOff32 5 жыл бұрын
Lol so many of these are true! I always get people saying "why do you have so many guitars?". Absolutely drives me mad. What makes it worse is that the people who say that are usually the same people who'll obsessively buy new trainers, like "dude, you own over 50 pairs of Nikes! don't have a go at me for owning 7 guitars!"
@nastasisdoumas697
@nastasisdoumas697 6 жыл бұрын
4:23 definitely the best part
@theguywhoisaustralian1465
@theguywhoisaustralian1465 6 жыл бұрын
lel
@AxLShiv
@AxLShiv 6 жыл бұрын
Epic burn
@ZyrusSmith
@ZyrusSmith 5 жыл бұрын
1:25 The funny part is that Tony is now the bassist for Rest, Repose.
@brahseidon16
@brahseidon16 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh , a fender? Those are for old people . “ 😂😂😂
@ErikStewart
@ErikStewart 2 жыл бұрын
Rewatched it 5 years later and can confirm that this is great! I'm so glad that these jokes hold up so well!
@iyanmanzano
@iyanmanzano 6 жыл бұрын
4:27 *SHADY AF*
@jt.baines800
@jt.baines800 6 жыл бұрын
“I can build you one for 1200 bucks and a shoutout” Thanks Jared for making my day
@kylewilcox18
@kylewilcox18 5 жыл бұрын
4:52 “Homophobic Fetal Tissue” 😂
@tonyclackler8023
@tonyclackler8023 3 жыл бұрын
2:55 🍪🥶
@jackLoveX
@jackLoveX 6 жыл бұрын
"Dimebag's tone sucked." SCOOPED MIDS
@preston5104
@preston5104 6 жыл бұрын
I love that you make fun of your own having been scammed
@sonjalam3843
@sonjalam3843 4 жыл бұрын
That part about spilling beer on the amp is one of my worst nightmates
@kahtic7166
@kahtic7166 4 жыл бұрын
2:25 Lars’ actual conversation with Jason Newsted while making AJFA.
@-LFA
@-LFA 6 жыл бұрын
“Nickel back is way better than tool” 💀💀💀
@rojogrande2472
@rojogrande2472 6 жыл бұрын
Some one said that tuh me...no one would remember he was once alive
@badreligionchrist
@badreligionchrist 6 жыл бұрын
Before you know it the guitar is confiscated by the police as a murder weapon.
@-LFA
@-LFA 6 жыл бұрын
The Pie that the Cats Eat that’s for sure lol
@AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife
@AndyGuyCantYouLiftForLife 6 жыл бұрын
i almost died of an anger related heart attack. You dont say that line to anyone.
@blackie126
@blackie126 6 жыл бұрын
The Pie that the Cats Eat same. Avid fan of both - but Tool takes the cake lmfao
@Randomyoutyuubrr
@Randomyoutyuubrr 6 жыл бұрын
3:23 things you should NEVER tell Kirk Hammett
@c.parisi5000
@c.parisi5000 6 жыл бұрын
true
@dominicdemarco2178
@dominicdemarco2178 6 жыл бұрын
Or Eddie Van Halen
@DrKFC69
@DrKFC69 6 жыл бұрын
Or Zakk Wylde
@starzgd5800
@starzgd5800 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jessiehermit9503
@jessiehermit9503 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA.
@TheSurviver72
@TheSurviver72 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was brutal, Jared. I mean the whole thing. Loved it! 😂 Now it's my turn: How do you confuse a guitarist? Detune one of his strings but don't tell him which one. Give it a minute...
@BenB2005
@BenB2005 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, can you explain please?
@lowlifeangler
@lowlifeangler 5 жыл бұрын
In riff writing, the drummer says "More is less, the riff is to complicated, kills the groove, Dude." That was a true story like every song needs to sound like "Walk"
@julianwade2187
@julianwade2187 6 жыл бұрын
2:21 My mom walks in my room while I’m playing She says turn it down It’s at 3 volume
@M-I-LK
@M-I-LK 5 жыл бұрын
Same, only mine's at 1.5
@joshjlmgproductions3313
@joshjlmgproductions3313 4 жыл бұрын
Mine's loud at 3, lol
@jolanpiep
@jolanpiep 6 жыл бұрын
The best guitarist in the band is the drummer? So you mean like in Nirvana?
@TallicaMan1986
@TallicaMan1986 6 жыл бұрын
jolanpiep arguably a better vocalist too.
@jolanpiep
@jolanpiep 6 жыл бұрын
TallicaMan1986 Oh yeah Dave is definitely a better vocalist
@joakimerbest3635
@joakimerbest3635 6 жыл бұрын
Just... Don't
@chloeedwards9401
@chloeedwards9401 6 жыл бұрын
Oh damn
@bluepeng8895
@bluepeng8895 6 жыл бұрын
Dave knew how to play guitar while in Nirvana?
@PerJurJer
@PerJurJer 2 жыл бұрын
"They're upstairs leaning against the wall" *eye begins to twitch*
@FlameXGaming
@FlameXGaming 4 жыл бұрын
“cant read sheet music” so relatable but here l am playing (parts of) through the fire and the flames
@PixelReaper
@PixelReaper 6 жыл бұрын
"I'll build you a new guitar for $1200 and a shoutout" 😂😂
@werewolfcooties6923
@werewolfcooties6923 6 жыл бұрын
"I could build you one for $1200 and a shoutout" YOU THREW THAT SHADE INTO THE FRIKIN SHADOW REALM
@angelobetti2544
@angelobetti2544 6 жыл бұрын
werewolfcooties i dont get it
@MoonDQueso
@MoonDQueso 6 жыл бұрын
Angelo NegoWhite Jared got scammed recently from a guy who told him that he was going to build him a guitar for $1,200 and a shout out...
@galvanjesus3
@galvanjesus3 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else noice the keywork (coheed) tattoo on his leg or am I crazy?
@Tissen_da
@Tissen_da 5 жыл бұрын
1:21 so true😂
@madhalodog21
@madhalodog21 6 жыл бұрын
The fourth wall breaks we're great
@VOYAGEUR-YT
@VOYAGEUR-YT 6 жыл бұрын
Some assholes spilled their drinks on my amp at a party one time. It was sticky and disgusting but luckily they didn't spill into anything, just onto the outside. Trying to clean around the knobs and that stupid material Marshall uses with all the little cracks was a pain in the ass.
@SlowerIsFaster139
@SlowerIsFaster139 6 жыл бұрын
RealGamerManz same shit happened to me. I let the guy play my guitar and he managed to break a string and then spill a bear all over my amp haha. It was my buddy so I didn’t mind but it was just like wtf lol
@VOYAGEUR-YT
@VOYAGEUR-YT 6 жыл бұрын
Cold Clutch I was just using my amp as a speaker for music but some random girls I'd never met did it so I was pretty pissed off.
@misfitsman805
@misfitsman805 6 жыл бұрын
So I'm hoping you drop kicked him during the show and than proceeded to perform a face melting solo over him while he was laid out on the floor right.
@occiferfigpucker4840
@occiferfigpucker4840 6 жыл бұрын
RealGamerManz Boo hoo.
@ivanaturnerova2959
@ivanaturnerova2959 6 жыл бұрын
Looks like im not the only one having these party issues. Someone managed to break a speaker cable for my AMP on a party this summer. RIP
@konot7585
@konot7585 5 жыл бұрын
"why do you waste time practicing you know the singer gets the chicks" that hit so damn hard in my heart man
@doublearon5639
@doublearon5639 4 жыл бұрын
1:40 Jared fight me
@chrisarias4055
@chrisarias4055 6 жыл бұрын
2:49 Jared knows he's the best member ha
@davidbaker234
@davidbaker234 6 жыл бұрын
Hendrix couldn't read sheet music
@VicSellsPeace
@VicSellsPeace 6 жыл бұрын
you're not hendrix though
@bassmanguy
@bassmanguy 5 жыл бұрын
R/woooosh
@anshuldinger1425
@anshuldinger1425 5 жыл бұрын
He's also dead, so who's the real winner here?
@Incog2k6
@Incog2k6 5 жыл бұрын
85 percent (or so) of all guitarists can't read sheet music.
@toms.8833
@toms.8833 5 жыл бұрын
Incog2k6 where did u get this statistic? Cause im pretty sure that’s wrong
@Theflowergeekcrafts
@Theflowergeekcrafts 4 жыл бұрын
These videos are hilarious. If you aren’t putting your Oreos in the freezer then I don’t know what the point is.
@Sakuranekooddess5260
@Sakuranekooddess5260 4 жыл бұрын
I can read sheet music but i learn by ear and make them myself. I know multiple professional guitarists who don't read sheet music and the different types of wood will change the sound quality a lot in my experience
@Cxrinae
@Cxrinae 6 жыл бұрын
If someone spilled a beer on my amp, I would probably commit a hate crime
@stugeh
@stugeh 6 жыл бұрын
i wouldnt. my amp is a cheap piece of shit so i just go through a sim.
@jawkneeG
@jawkneeG 6 жыл бұрын
4:28 lmfao that killed me 😂
@troeira1563
@troeira1563 6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA OMG
@thecosmiccookie3815
@thecosmiccookie3815 6 жыл бұрын
johnny_schwifty.soundcloud I didn't get it
@proudtobeamaggot0185
@proudtobeamaggot0185 6 жыл бұрын
TheCosmicCookie Because Jared got scammed by a guy that was "building" a guitar for him. The guy said $1,200 and a shoutout and you got a deal. BUT, The guitar was FAKE. It was bought from a Chinese website for $400, AND it was a month and a half over the deadline
@thecosmiccookie3815
@thecosmiccookie3815 6 жыл бұрын
ProudToBeAMaggot 01 omf noooo
@proudtobeamaggot0185
@proudtobeamaggot0185 6 жыл бұрын
TheCosmicCookie ya, watch his "I got scammed BAD" video
@TheORACLEOFDEATH
@TheORACLEOFDEATH 4 жыл бұрын
bro the tool nickleback comparison really got me
@Kingslayer260
@Kingslayer260 5 жыл бұрын
2:46 woah biggest burn in history alert
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