I like how the assignment for Best Friend Day is bring your best friend in and then talk about what you want to be when you grow up.
@stumbling_2 жыл бұрын
And they’re all 15-16 year olds
@dyr2342 жыл бұрын
Noah should've brought his ark lol
@practicalpisces2 жыл бұрын
@@dyr234 He barely had an arc, lol.
@dyr2342 жыл бұрын
@@practicalpisces yeah because it sunk 🤣
@bezllama33252 жыл бұрын
Yeah, What class are the kids old enough for the teacher to just leave them alone for 10 minutes but young enough to have a "best friend day"
@justanotherjt2 жыл бұрын
Dharr Mann really sees himself as a modern day reincarnation of Jesus
@frostnova21442 жыл бұрын
This is literally it, no exaggeration
@princessofhell46392 жыл бұрын
I read it as jarvis
@youdonotcare Жыл бұрын
@@princessofhell4639 Jarvis watched Dhar Mann for your sins
@princessofhell4639 Жыл бұрын
@@youdonotcare I will forever be grateful for that
@kglushch Жыл бұрын
That should be on bingo: “Dhar Mann is treated as a celebrity”
@ThatPazuzu2 жыл бұрын
Imagine your school gets put on lockdown because an unidentified stranger started walking the hallways, but turns out it was dhar man looking for Noah on best friend day
@ecliiipsssse2 жыл бұрын
Then they line up and give him offerings so they may live for another day
@Anna24529w2 жыл бұрын
This school don’t care about kids at all. At any regular school a teacher would’ve got in trouble for leaving a class alone
@painter-midge2 жыл бұрын
@@Anna24529w lol are you familiar with American public schools
@Anna24529w2 жыл бұрын
@@painter-midge yes
@Lanoira132 жыл бұрын
This sounds like an urban legend about a school haunting.
@PhoenixRoseYT2 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how no one addresses the bullying? Like the teacher and mom are literally RIGHT there. I think that’s the most realistic thing about this video: no adult steps in and stops the bullying.
@vlo48292 жыл бұрын
That teacher cared so little about her job and students that she literally set up KZfaq videos and left her own classroom.
@NazoPureChaos2 жыл бұрын
I mean, you get what you pay for. Pay teachers shit, get shit teachers.
@richardpapenapologist17032 жыл бұрын
@@NazoPureChaos true but kids shouldn’t have to suffer it just perpetuates the cycle 💀
@embryonic76922 жыл бұрын
@Emm Jay I don't find that particularly true. Yes, they r underpaid! But fuck, -I've done impactfull jobs tht were delicate evolving ppl. At some point neither I or my work-frnds could get paid due to little resources (ntg we sigened up for). It sucked, -but wtvr, I did my job, *bc I cared.* Injustice/moral went beyond money, those ppl needed us to be n do what we did. Similar to this. I feel like when u actively choose to silently participate wt a bully (especially as a teacher/worker) it narrows down to *character,* NOT to money. A persons life n *trauma* should go above that, (bullying can b traumatizing f life.) *Cash shouldn't be on once mind before stepping in.* That sounds insane! Down right inhumane; robotic/captitalsitic-evil.. So if more money started rollin in "x" suddenly cared, wouldn't even b genuine, too empathic, -maybe not even good care?..Would prob b a shitty person anyways... I dunno.. Rant, jeesh.
@t_ylr2 жыл бұрын
The teacher is literally setting him up lol
@SageOutsider2 жыл бұрын
If Dhar Mann had any balls at all, he would have given a twist ending where the bully sees Dhar Mann, doesn’t give a shit, and just roasts him until Dhar cries. That would have been an ending to make me subscribe to his channel.
@nrdydrkassassn2 жыл бұрын
god that's so funny
@ijustlikebees2 жыл бұрын
The bully calls dhar mann a poopy head and dhar man explodes
@meat._loaf2 жыл бұрын
@@ijustlikebees (lives to regret it)
@skooblemcdooble Жыл бұрын
thats a good one
@yousifgorgees68628 ай бұрын
@@ijustlikebeesw comment😂😂😂
@jademack4582 жыл бұрын
Technically Dhar Mann never states that he’s “changing lives” for the better. One could argue that he’s negatively changing lives and therefore not lying when he gives his little end segment spiel. 🤔
@TPNsBiggestFan Жыл бұрын
“We’re not just telling stories, we’re traumatising people!”
@danielmorales6285 Жыл бұрын
We’re not just telling stories we’re ruining lives or we’re not just telling stories we’re taking lives
@xxLivingMyWayxx2 жыл бұрын
That bully is like the physical manifestation of anxiety.
@vykepp57092 жыл бұрын
Literally my anxiety personified 😂😂
@owenkinder10762 жыл бұрын
*Mannifestation
@neegas34902 жыл бұрын
They are 😭
@meowmeow3532Ай бұрын
omg this is what i was thinking, he’s literally the voices in my head 😭
@charlotte-hb7jg2 жыл бұрын
time to play “dhar man bingo” bingo. i bet chat will argue with jarvis and there wont be a time skip
@4kibamb0n892 жыл бұрын
this is almost as meta as dhar mann videos
@mooselove2 жыл бұрын
But there was a time skip (scene change) /j
@beepboop70902 жыл бұрын
I do it me too😂😂 Almost as meta as dhar man videos 👌
@Wet-Milk2 жыл бұрын
@@mooselove when your joke is so bad that you need to put a /j LMAO
@charlotte-hb7jg2 жыл бұрын
@@mooselove i feel jarvis’s pain. BUT it was a time skip /j
@Eiffiel2 жыл бұрын
Random guy at 7:01: totally willing to ignore bullying happening right in front of him but WILL NOT STAND for Dhar Mann slander
@boomerangswingsbothways2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann is their god so some kid getting bullied doesn't matter to him but he won't stand for blasphemy against Dhar Mann and his followers.
@kiteofdark2 жыл бұрын
this video is honestly disturbing. i've never sen someone try so hard to make themselves look like a good guy heroic savior without actually accomplishing anything useful for anyone. makes you wonder what he's trying to compensate for.
@maggied31882 жыл бұрын
the multiple felonies💀
@t_ylr2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Dhar Man is a character in his own cinematic universe and he makes everyone think that he's cool. It's a little too much lol
@NoName-dw5go2 жыл бұрын
Most dictators ?
@angelsotired2 жыл бұрын
@@maggied3188 FELONIES????????
@yuenmienyu2 жыл бұрын
he seems kinda narcisstic to me.
@silverboltstudios2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that Dhar Mann isn't already a literal god in the DMCU.
@Esteria2 жыл бұрын
DMCU???😭
@silverboltstudios2 жыл бұрын
@@Esteria Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe, as quoted by Jarvis
@clasping82192 жыл бұрын
he probably would be if dhar Mann put lore in his videos
@scocopat4572 жыл бұрын
FUCKING IMAGINE how hilarious that would be
@ninar96643 ай бұрын
He basically is
@way2dead4u2 жыл бұрын
I love that at 13:35 Jarvis is like "I'm gonna steal this car. Grand Theft Auto!" but could you imagine saying the crime you're gonna do before you do it? "I'm sick of this place. ARSON!"
@boomerangswingsbothways2 жыл бұрын
GOD, I'M SO BORED I MIGHT JUST STAB SOMEONE
@neegas34902 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Knapperoni Жыл бұрын
"You're seriously annoying me. FIRST DEGREE MANSLAUGHTER!"
@way2dead4u Жыл бұрын
@@Knapperoni undeniably a threat but ambiguous to the outcome - perfect
@fighterck6241 Жыл бұрын
It's like calling "Kobe".
@claytonharbaugh3082 жыл бұрын
For the bullying comment, it's completely true. This one time, I mentioned that I watched your videos, and everyone at my college, all the students, professors, even the janitors and headmaster all walked up to me and simultaneously began roasting the shit out of me. /s/
@adeer872 жыл бұрын
Did Jarvis come by and give you words of encouragement?
@charlotteopris14692 жыл бұрын
All forming a circle around you and pointing of course.
@adeer872 жыл бұрын
@@claytonharbaugh308 Omg the same thing happened to me. :0
@haileyg882 жыл бұрын
thank you for sharing such a tramatic story 😇🙌❤️❤️
@serenepogi2 жыл бұрын
@@claytonharbaugh308 did he gave you exclusive merch?
@landofgrundo2 жыл бұрын
prediction: chat is annoying and argues with jarvis
@Ladybug.832 жыл бұрын
No one's gonna talk about a grown ass man lurking around an elementary school? "Hey Billy. Want to come to my Dhar van and pet some puppies?" 😆
@ailykat122 жыл бұрын
He was in the parking lot, DMCU people just kind of find themselves there. Kind of like seagulls.
@yawninglion16772 жыл бұрын
@@ailykat12 The DMCU verse just has one big communal parking lot that everyone uses. Dhar Man was just looking for the Dhar Car.
@xwoozlex2 жыл бұрын
I am CACKLING at Dhar Van 🤣🤣🤣
@themimikyuobsessedweirdo2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Vann
@TheZombifiedGuy2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann making a video about how awesome he is and how everyone loves him and his content so much that a teacher's playing his videos in class is the most dystopian thing to watch, holy shit
@serroy2 жыл бұрын
this feels like those 'enemies-to-lovers fanfictions that bully is in love with the kid he bullies' i used to read
@strangerofthe20672 жыл бұрын
After 15 episodes of Dhar Mann bingo, I am no longer going bald, I shaved 6 seconds of my fastest 1/4 mile, I can bench press 60 pounds more than my record, I stopped biting my fingernails, and I’m no longer blind in one eye and deaf in one ear! You’re not just playing bingo Jarvis, you’re changing lives!!! 😂 😆 😝
@Enderception2 жыл бұрын
The in-universe acceptance of Dhar Mann as a certain good is so fucking weird. It gives me a little bit of existential dread to watch this millionaire write stories where his stories are normalized to the point that they're in everyone's minds almost all of the time
@renatal.1292 жыл бұрын
dystopian shit
@bestjaaniever10 ай бұрын
seriously why is someone being secretly rich be the reason you should be nice to everyone?????
@spookyufo982 жыл бұрын
what tf does this woman mean “i’m going to step out”. at my school you absolutely were not allowed to leave your classroom of kids unattended at any time
@spliffnotes83592 жыл бұрын
I love how nobody steps up to defend the kid getting bullied... But, in this world, strangers will jump in to defend Dhar Mann 😆
@user-dl3dz9zf1h2 жыл бұрын
i’ve lit rally have never heard of a “best friends day” but omg taht would be an actual nightmare.
@teapartypenguin13532 жыл бұрын
Having to pick my own group for projects in high school was bad enough, I would skip.
@yawninglion16772 жыл бұрын
Me sitting here trying to imagine what I'd have done because while I had a group of friends there were points where I was nobody's "best friend" and I would've likely been struggling even with that big circle I was in
@c.b.m50432 жыл бұрын
@@teapartypenguin1353 That was the worst
@VialOfUroboros2 жыл бұрын
Dude i love you but I’m laughing so hard at “lit rally” 💀
@SageOutsider2 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a Jarvis Dhar Mann bingo BINGO, where you mark the bingo card for things like “people misuse ‘so you see,’” “people argue with Jarvis,” “Jarvis needs to be told about a Dhar car or extreme coincidence,” “Jarvis says he’ll be right back,” “Jarvis has issues getting a bingo winner a subscription.”
@confusedaf11122 жыл бұрын
Man the rich kid really got to the poolboy's head. Now he's become a bully too.
@yawninglion16772 жыл бұрын
Alternatively: He taught the bully to be nice, but then became drunk with power after being declared Dhar Mann's best friend and turned into the ultimate sociopath.
@anonymixx81062 жыл бұрын
Everyone: the mean kids! Jarvis: THE OVERSIGHT COMMITTED BY THIS FACULTY--
@kinnoyu84482 жыл бұрын
These kids look like they're in high school. Tf they doing having a "best friends day" where you talk about what u wanna be when you grow up?? That's shit you do in kindergarten, where your best friend is the stuffed animal you sleep with.
@nicnacsnonsense2 жыл бұрын
Not quite Best Friend Day, but when I was in 5th grade my school did have a Twin Day spirit day, where everyone in school was encouraged to get a partner and dress the same as them that day. Luckily my teacher had the foresight to realize something like that could happen, so when the spirit day was announced she got up and said we were all going to show the rest of the school how awesome we were by all doing the Twin Day as a class and had us go into a class activity to find our partner and decide what we were going to wear. That way she was right there when I started crying because I couldn't find anyone and it seemed totally reasonable to the rest of the class that she would start asking around to find someone to be my partner. I still felt bad about needing her help at all, but it went way better than it might have otherwise.
@yawninglion16772 жыл бұрын
My school had twin day too! Only my partner one year forgot we were partners and twinned with someone else and I was like, bruh...
@ringer13242 жыл бұрын
Chat gets offended at every little mistake and joke Jarvis makes (Ex: when he tried to joke he was a actor in the video) but they are okay with making fun of the kid Jarvis thought had facial hair.
@oneinamillionvermillion43542 жыл бұрын
Exactly, the sad part is a lot of his twitch chat are grown adults. They even lied about the actresses age too which made Jarvis drop the joke immediately bc he got uncomfortable. The chat is ruthless.
@ConnorVide2 жыл бұрын
@@oneinamillionvermillion4354 the way the chat is written makes it seem like most people are children though lol
@g0ldenrayz2 жыл бұрын
I was there in chat, they're honestly so annoying, they never actually let Jarvis riff
@oneinamillionvermillion43542 жыл бұрын
@@ConnorVide Yes, they *seem* like children bc they act so childish. If you see certain vods there are a lot of chatters who say they have kids, or are finished with schooling, etc. I know that doesn't automatically mean they are adults either but a few say their actual ages. I agree with you though.
@verminscum2 жыл бұрын
yeah his chat is really.... weird about that stuff hes constantly having to apologize for things that literally dont matter and arent offensive i remember him saying something like how being sexual is just human nature and his chat got pissed at him for excluding ace people. he had to stop and do a big apology for not being inclusive enough. like... come on yall
@Chromaggia2 жыл бұрын
That one kid when one of his classmates is getting bullied right in front of him: That same kid when he hears Dhar Mann getting slandered: THATISNOTTRUEIWATCHHIMALLTHETIME
@katjosephperez87722 жыл бұрын
When you realize that your bully is actually obsessed with you and follows you around campus, maybe dig thru your bag and see if he put that GPS dog collar on your person.
@danimoorehead2 жыл бұрын
It's good to see that Dhar Mann isn't typecasting those two boys and they both get to play the worst person in the world and the soft spoken pushover who won’t stand up for himself
@tmareference2 жыл бұрын
the teacher standing there just letting the whole class yell at kids for not having friends😭😭
@abigailbliss93422 жыл бұрын
please never stop posting these on youtube, they’re always the highlight of my day ❤️
@hipsterpotato27062 жыл бұрын
The twitch highlights of your day,,
@joelcrafter432 жыл бұрын
Lol at first I read this as "please stop posting these on youtube, they're always the highlight of my day ❤️" And had to do a major double take.
@coperkey232 жыл бұрын
These streams have been a savior for me. When I have insane anxiety or late night cycling thoughts, I throw on a Jarvis video. They always help me calm down enough to relax and sleep. Jarvis is funny asf, engaging to listen to, and doesn’t have to scream to be funny like other youtubers do.
@adeer872 жыл бұрын
Same here. They are my comfort videos right now.
@james_77182 жыл бұрын
same. I keep wishing there were more! These and Drawfee vods keep me sane
@lamibonxd2 жыл бұрын
same!!! i watch them at the end of the night when i relax :0)
@MFsecret1 Жыл бұрын
Im literally watching rn for the same reason 😊
@djtoxicdhg2 жыл бұрын
Even though I'm not on Jarvis Johnson gold I still feel quite premium when i tune into this KZfaq channel.
@jaydee56382 жыл бұрын
Wait whyy not?
@jaydee56382 жыл бұрын
Cant you just sub?
@Natroid2 жыл бұрын
No one: Dhar Mann: "I don't need friends, they disappoint me"
@J_Lynn2 жыл бұрын
So does Dhar Mann actually imagine himself going to hang out in middle/high school parking lots and waiting on a super dhar-mann-fan to have a public mental breakdown?
@rockyember2 жыл бұрын
my question is why a 30 year old man just showed up to a school unsolicited, not too realistic lmao
@bldhf2 жыл бұрын
BEST FRIEND PRANK! (GONE WRONG) i feel like "disliking dhar mann is a defining characteristic of the antagonist" and "alliteration" could be bingo spaces at this point
@jessicawilson82402 жыл бұрын
Okay but why the hell is Dhar Mann hanging out in a random school parking lot??
@batjackattack55562 жыл бұрын
he lived there
@1ndiasmusic Жыл бұрын
It's the DMCU spawn point
@mindshuffler33322 жыл бұрын
So, is Dhar Mann like a god in this universe or what?
@vykepp57092 жыл бұрын
I bet he feels that way 😂
@mooselove2 жыл бұрын
I’d say “imagine a teacher asking you to bring your best friend” but a friend of mine who is 32/going for her masters had an assignment to have 10 people tell 3 stories about times they remember and liked about her.
@sonicthedastardly1742 жыл бұрын
How many students did the class have to sit through 30 stories for?
@mooselove2 жыл бұрын
@@sonicthedastardly174 it’s online, they posted the stories people wrote/recorded to the class board and literally no one cared/watched each others (but it was graded by the teacher for “did you do it”)
@marnenotmarnie259 Жыл бұрын
whyyyy????? that is so weird honestly (and i don't think i'd be able to find 10 people lolol)
@xoderota2 жыл бұрын
Complicit children sounds like a band name also Billy actually sounds kind of like "bully"
@yesterday002 жыл бұрын
Complicit Children, playing at the Moda center this spring.
@themoviedealers2 жыл бұрын
"On the nose" at new levels.
@yawninglion1677 Жыл бұрын
Ned's Declassified did the same thing with Billy Loomer (but on-the-nose names were part of the show's charms)
@JizzyyMcGuire2 жыл бұрын
Do you think Dhar Mann was just like "Hey, honey, I'm gonna be busy all afternoon I've gotta go stand in the middle this high-school parking lot."
@ninar96647 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@michaelwilliams82422 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said "that's my point, you're a dork too!" Billy had flames for everybody 🤣
@mari64102 жыл бұрын
As someone who didn't have friends and was terrified of public speaking this assignment would have been mortifying
@genderender2 жыл бұрын
I woulda skipped school lmao. Too much anxiety for me
@nrdydrkassassn2 жыл бұрын
dhar Mann doesn't need friends, he has tax evasion on his side
@URFTBOUND4LIFE2 жыл бұрын
This is the same damn story he told about the gamer being bullied by his older brother that he won't be a pro gamer. Then Facerug (however it's spelled) showed up to boost his confidence. Even the glasses drop before the reveal was rehashed.
@carlywelch49352 жыл бұрын
i'm pretty sure that's the video the teacher put on the tv lmao
@georgie4882 жыл бұрын
i’m actually the person who bullied people for watching jarvis. I instantly regretted it
@BlackChapters2 жыл бұрын
My glasses! I can't So You See without my glasses!
@adeer872 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@user-xd7dt6gr8l2 жыл бұрын
bro brought in a 30 year old man for best friend day and his teacher was just like aw
@zilleaxolotl34572 жыл бұрын
"i made you special limited edition merch" what, while you were standing in the middle school parking lot?
@KealohaHarrison2 жыл бұрын
Man I gotta tune into Jarvis’ stream sometime, love watching the VODs but this would be a trip to watch live lol
@vykepp57092 жыл бұрын
Personally the chat would make me go wild knowing I could respond to them
@rachelstewart65062 жыл бұрын
i’d get too annoyed by chat trying to get everything called
@bethdavisjimenez2 жыл бұрын
@@rachelstewart6506 lol Yeah, I tried sitting in on a stream and I have Amazon Prime so I just keep subbing every month but I can't do a stream. I'd go crazy with the lulls and the chat stuff too.
@rachelstewart65062 жыл бұрын
@@bethdavisjimenez and i just get distracted every time he’s not watching the video like when he goes to the toilet or is inbetween vids i’d click off i’m so glad he cuts it out in these
@bethdavisjimenez2 жыл бұрын
@@rachelstewart6506 lol Yeah, my ADHD manifests in ways where if I'm not entertained for a certain amount of time, I just get bored and frustrated and then that's why I left the first time. Not his fault, just me. Also I've seen so many MODS of his streams and I hear the same dumb questions asked each time and I wanna say something but it's not in real time and I wouldn't want to come off as mean anyway.
@tsprouse13222 жыл бұрын
Yes the meta thing 🤣 I don’t even know how the actors hold in laughter or what ever. I feel like doing scenes for a Dhar Mann video, while also talking about a Dhar Mann video, and then even watching more Dhar Mann on the TV 😳! I would lose it prolly at some point lol This is like Jarvis watching one of his old streams, reacting to it and posting that video on the main channel …. Or better yet reacting to a Jarvis Johnson live stream on twitch while actually being live 🤣🤣 and then posting the reaction back on KZfaq live recap channel
@jaydee56382 жыл бұрын
Love this
@bearerofthecurse37642 жыл бұрын
if we had a "best friends day" when I was in middle school I would literally vote myself off in amongus in real life on the spot
@bananabrain29962 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jarvis for doing this series :) it's my new comfort show lol
@E_X_K2 жыл бұрын
Same ngl
@cheeto.burrito2 жыл бұрын
"They teach important life lessons" Yeah, like 'directly confront your abuser' and 'your bullies will definitely have a change of heart'... Wait no those lessons are garbage. ...to be fair to Billy, if you're playing Dhar Mann Bingo and you _aren't_ a friendless loser, what are you even doing here? /j
@Whol3NothaL3v3l2 жыл бұрын
Low-key, teachers are so out of touch regarding the dynamics between students. Especially when it comes to bullying. They create situations that are ripe for embarrassment. For example, dumb stuff like "best friends day" or leaving the students unsupervised long enough for the bully to walk to the front of the class and do a 10 minute berating of another student. 🤦🏾♀️
@KestrelDC2 жыл бұрын
NGL, I'd be surprised if a teacher even knew who Dhar Mann was or his name or what he did or used his videos in class (especially with kids this age).... but then I did have a high school teacher that unironically kept showing us Prager U videos and talking about political shit unrelated to the class, so maybe this isn't so out there in comparison...... ok, nevermind.... not the craziest thing to happen at school.... Also, I feel like this kind of bully is the kind that everyone would find annoying AF. Like.... as someone who's been bullied and ostracized in high school, I know kids will join and laugh with bullies and all, but not this kid. He's the kind literally everyone would roll their eyes at and just be annoyed by. NGL, he'd probably get trolled all the time by everyone. I know everything in these videos is generally pushing it, but this is REALLY pushing it. This kid would THINK he's some big boy bully but he'd just be the laughingstock of whole school. Especially how damn obsessed he is with his hatred of Dhar Mann he can't go 5 seconds without bringing up..... kids would make fun of that relentlessly!
@marnenotmarnie259 Жыл бұрын
facts lol. also i had a teacher that played prager u AND ben shapiro on a weekly basis as if they were the bible 2.0
@Liex592 жыл бұрын
1:56 Jarvis says he doesn't like how meta Dhar Mann is getting *these days* as if one of the first bingo vods didn't take place in a Dhar Mann merch store where the Mann himself actually appeared when a child was in the middle of shit talking him. I'd say that's more meta than someone in a classroom mentioning him.
@ryanfleming20242 жыл бұрын
Thinking about moms just surprising you with gifts, my mom used to give me a little stuffed animal on Valentine’s Day when it was just her and me living together back when I was like 10. The good ol’ days.
@strangerofthe20672 жыл бұрын
👍 I greatly appreciate this!
@ungoodthinkful2 жыл бұрын
My mom did the same for me and my sister. For my sister it was always monkeys, for me it was always cows. I'm 28 and I still collect cow plushies and figurines. Moms are the best.
@strangerofthe20672 жыл бұрын
@@ungoodthinkful I always got monkeys too! My mom always used to give me little stuffed animals or figures or anything with a little monkey. I’m in my 30’s now and I still have my monkey collection, a lot of it is packed away safely but I still to this day have some of my favorites on my bookcase. 😊
@ElessarShorkVT2 жыл бұрын
I must have either gone to a school where near everyone was nice to one another and/or didn't interact with certain people for one reason or another because this just seems like too much in just a single day
@CarrionMorris2 жыл бұрын
Never got bullied for wearing my Jarfish Johnson shirt to school 😎
@slinkymcslink4962 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing you have ever done is this series. The Dhar Mann videos are hilariously corny and your bingo is spot on hahahaha
@jacquelyns56132 жыл бұрын
I sat in my teacher's classroom during lunch in HS. I wasn't bullied, I just have severe social anxiety and couldn't sit in a cafeteria. One of my friends came with me because all her other friends had a different lunch period than us. Otherwise no one would have sat with me. Which is sad but it was like 8 years ago so I'm over it... *she says while she internalizes it*
@whitewolf68862 жыл бұрын
If anyone needs to hear this, school friends mean jack shit, they won't most likely last and people are too busy with themselves. It's fine to not have friends, it's normal
@bimbo6662 жыл бұрын
I agree with this message
@kathyowens84002 жыл бұрын
We had a kid that acted like the "bully" in this video equally as annoying on a daily basis in and out of school literally tormenting any one he could. I was overweight and wore purple a lot. He started a "grape ape" chant on the bus lol uhhgg 🤦. I ended up having quite the glow up over the next 2 years. At a different school we ran into each other on the bus after those 2 yrs and he did not recognize me at all.. He sat next to me talked all the way to school then asked me out so i agreed. After a few weeks he made a big gesture infront of all our friends and other kids at lunch with a ring, present , flowers and asked me to be his official girlfriend. I pulled an old pic of myself from my purse and told him "grape ape" could never love someone like him!!!! My personal friends died laughing and anyone who put it together told me how bad ass i was for turning him down. His life went down hill he kept being shitty to everyone. He now is 42, bald, missing teeth, and living at his moms.. I wonder how life would have been different for him had he been a good person.??
@Brattybat2 жыл бұрын
This lowkey sounds made up but I really hope it’s true 😭😂
@sonicthedastardly1742 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of someone stalking their 4th grade bully for 30 years to make sure he looses enough teeth
@kathyowens84002 жыл бұрын
It is unfortunately very true i have the receipts ! Lol. And i didn't stalk him we just live in the same town so i got to watch the teeth leave his body every time i saw him at the local Kroger or walmart 😘
@natedrinkslacroix2605 Жыл бұрын
If people judged me for how I acted in school, then I would be pretty sad. That’s kinda harsh don’t you think?
@Anna24529w2 жыл бұрын
According to dhar Mann you can only have one best friend.
@PsychoLilDude2 жыл бұрын
They say Billy the Bully got caught in one of his own swirlies and haunts the halls ever since, picking on nerds for eternity
@lalicloud15532 жыл бұрын
me telling myself it’s ok & harmless if im addicted to playing dhar dhar bings
@TheNaomiChristina2 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann really did A LOT with this video. We get it!!! Jesus 😭😭😭😭😭😭 the kid watching a video of his IN a video of his is just-WE GET IT!! Geez. 😭 And then he appears in the video. This is exponentially more parodic than usual. 😂
@jaydee56382 жыл бұрын
As the kid wears his merch 😭
@magnificloud2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of creepshow art arguing with herself on lolcow 😭
@nieslychane2 жыл бұрын
Watching the streams with the chat going 100mph is too stressful for me lol but I watch KZfaq on my phone so the chat log is too small for me to pay attention to anyway. What I wanna say, I love these vods! Thank you Jarvis, keep em coming!
@particularapricot8192 жыл бұрын
This is super fair! I did just want to say that I think there is a way to set it so you don't see the chat on twitch. At least on phones
@vlo48292 жыл бұрын
This would have been even better if the bully had also knocked the shirt out of the mom's hand shaming her too with his laughter, and after Dhar Mann said "Just because you don't have any friends, doesn't make you a loser" his voice was heard in the background yelling, "Yes, it does!" and then knocked the special shirt out of Dhar Mann's hand and just walked out laughing, completely smitten with himself.
@alisathemushroom99232 жыл бұрын
What did the bully think would happen on best friends day when he bullied Noah but still didn't have a partner to present with?
@yannv.41332 жыл бұрын
i graduated highschool like 3 years ago and was legit shocked when ppl in the chat said yes when jarvis asked if chat gets bullied for watching his videos. that's awful, who tf bullies someone over their interests... they need to get a life lmao.
@kalynw24902 жыл бұрын
I think most of them were genuinely joking so you probably don't have to worry about them :D
@jackharper20872 жыл бұрын
the part where he got up to the front of the class gave me flashbacks :/ those memories need to go back in their trash box
@frogsalesman2 жыл бұрын
While pursuing acting, I think I would rather become a twitter user than get cast in a Dhar Mann video, and that's saying quite a lot
@VialOfUroboros2 жыл бұрын
Today’s lesson is, Don’t Worry About Being Bullied, Dhar Man WILL Swoop In And Save You. He’s Always Watching. Everywhere. He’s Probably Watching Me Right Now. Wait what’s breathing on my neck-
@mrunmaybehere28012 жыл бұрын
The worst part about "best friend day" is that it will break up trios.
@RoscoSea2 жыл бұрын
"OK well, im gonna step out for a bit," said no teacher ever
@goldsith37692 жыл бұрын
If Dhar Mann videos exist in the Dhar Mann universe, does the Dhar Mann video where Dhar Mann videos exist in the Dhar Mann universe exist in the Dhar Mann universe as a Dhar Mann video? asking the real questions here
@aquademoney2 жыл бұрын
i remember literally getting a bingo right before my phone died on this live and i couldnt charge it bc i was still in the nurses office at school cuz i passed lmao😀 what a great day
@bezllama33252 жыл бұрын
I wonder if someone needed contuination error but didnt get it, becuase it shouldve been called after the teacher looked the wrong way when talking to Billy
@aquademoney2 жыл бұрын
@@bezllama3325 Oh yeahhh omg
@siginotmylastname39692 жыл бұрын
I thought you were gonna say you passed out but then just the word passed made me think you died and are haunting the channel 😮😂
@sams_not_here2 жыл бұрын
i find funny how specifically those two boys are either friends or bullies to each other, like it's always them two together
@abigailwollam68942 жыл бұрын
Guys, nobody is going to talk about how the Mann’s caption for “SIKE” was “PSYCH”?? Like, nobody in his entire editing team was watching?
@Gemmamyk2 жыл бұрын
I think that's also correct but less frequently used.
@abigailwollam68942 жыл бұрын
@@Gemmamyk damn, you right. I thought Psych was incorrect, and that’s why the show Psych was like “ha ha see what we did there?”
@MuffledSword2 жыл бұрын
Sike is a more recent slang spelling. You won't find it in many dictionaries.
@tobybot44702 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann is the messiah in the DMCU
@shesmarie31912 жыл бұрын
okay but why am i developing an emotional attachment to the bingo boxes to the point where every time jarvis has to remove one cause chat cant behave i get sad...
@cheeriotomato4 ай бұрын
Jarvis: reasonable and normal statement about an internet bingo game that’s just for fun Chat: pitch forks, torches, angry screaming, throwing tomatoes
@CERESISNTCOOL2 ай бұрын
I actually don’t know why chat is so damn mean to him, like you can clearly see the chat is continuing to try to convince jarvis so they can get a bingo. Like it’s not a big deal.
@brucesmith7652 жыл бұрын
I like how Jarvis became the bully at the end lmao
@maximumdinosaur2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard, THANK you Jarvis.
@theovolz30732 жыл бұрын
I wasn't looking at the screen at the end and I thought the nerdy kid was saying to the bully "I'll be your friend.... PSYCH!!" and then it ended.
@shaniavázquez2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@metalkage2 жыл бұрын
love the ego stoking in dhar mann vids everyone owns merch from whoever they collab with (sniperwolf,faze rug,dhar mann)
@SantaFishes1012 жыл бұрын
"okay class, today we will be watching a dhar mann video" ... how very meta lmao, considering chat acts like schoolchildren
@alilaro2 жыл бұрын
By the way Jarvis, user freddiedr3dd technically called their bingo first by quite a bit ( 14:37 ) , and I feel bad they missed a sub for it. :( Maybe they could be given one after the fact?
@nuhuhitsgreywater2 жыл бұрын
this is just billy the bully x noah the nerd fanfiction
@oddcirumstances2 жыл бұрын
Totally ominous storytime: The last time someone was loudly mean to me in school was the last year of junior high, on a Friday during PE. I have never been good at basketball and this guy in my class made fun of me for playing poorly, and I was embarrassed. That kid died in a car accident that weekend.
@arieslofi2 жыл бұрын
this is allfactsnocaponjesuschrist material holy shit
@adeer872 жыл бұрын
Ok so I’m never making fun of you
@bitchpuke2 жыл бұрын
did you slash their tires
@brynnawill74752 жыл бұрын
screaming over 24:09 when jarvis accidentally gives the bullies his dhar mann voice
@goosecaboose23982 жыл бұрын
I actually started choking on my food when everyone clapped
@argleshark87642 жыл бұрын
I would love to see jarvis one day just start roast his chat whenever theyre being annoying like let jarvis chill out and make jokes without having to look over his shoulder all the time
@rockgurl101422 жыл бұрын
Imagine watching the encounter with Dhar Mann in real life
@elischauf2 жыл бұрын
i was half expecting dhar mann to offer to be noahs friend for friend day