Gotta admit the title got me thinking it was some sjw shit but this is actually really well made and the jokes are solid too exiting is good you used that base music template for this kind of stuff too which to me is a staple and a must have in a video like this so thanks for that one just all around good I laughed a lot

Actually, I legitimately believed Jaskier's character was gay until he hired the witcher to be his bodyguard because he slept with many women

@@sabrinaaudiotel9227 Yeah, the show kinda butchers that aspect.

@@kp-legacy-5477 Good on you for enjoying bi content and i hope u recover from that cringy anti sjw phase soon

I don’t care if he isn’t, his chemistry with Garalt is MORE than ship vibes AND the way he’s so devastated and quite frankly awed to see the sexy times in that one part... um... yea...

Absolutely 100%!!

High school au bi theatre kid falls in love with angry joth??

thats why i relate to him so much

@@aliceswayer9979 good to know I'm not alone :D

As a dramatic bi theatre Kid, I agree

hehe, yasss :P!!

When was that?

@@queenkathrine1420 3:38

Cool profile picture :)

Translation: I blew air really hard out my nose 😂

You've not met a british man have you?

@@YTistooannoying Nah. I live here... unfortunately.

As soon as a straight person says it, their sexuality changes. Thus, it is impossible to be straight while saying the phrase “lovely bottom”. Matter of fact, I became bi after saying it just now.

Has Henry Cavill always been so dreamy?

@@fortie6902 I'm currently sitting alone but I can't say it. This is the best test to see your sexualite

It really does!!

@@Kateis_ Can you slow the text down pls? Thanks.

wii music makes almost anything thats already funny 100x funnier also I found this one if you havent watched it kzfaq.info/get/bejne/msmkeLNizb7HgI0.html

@@jamieg2427 3 tips to enjoy this kind of videos: 1) video speed: You can click the cogwheel on the bottom right and just turn down the speed. 2) timeline hops: By using the left and right arrows, or the keys J and L (on a german keyboard at least, pretty sure it's the same on any other), you can jump 5 seconds earlier or later in the video. Especially useful in long videos where clicking the timeline doesn't have this precision. 3) Frame select: By pausing and pushing the "." key, you can make the video unwind frame by frame. Make good use of this power, my friend.

@@NWolfsson Thanks very much. I knew about the first two tips, though I didn't know J/L work as well; I won't have to leave the home row anymore, which is lovely. The "." frame by frame is golden though. Usually I watch leisurely KZfaq videos on my phone. For technical videos, however, I use my computer, and the frame by frame will be a game changer. Thank you again!

WE DO LOVE ONE BI BARD, YES!!!!!!

I stand for your profile picture. Our boy Tulio!

I mean... I don't know about you, but I love many a bi bard. But yes, Jaskier is definitely one of them.

You forgot drunk mother.

Would a bi icon be called a bicon?

That basicly nails it

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I ship it.

Is that cannon?

@@ismata3274 no, it’s not

This is the most relatable thing in the world

Ah yes, the commandment number one of the magic beast that is the bi man. I never in my life encounter such a perfect description as this one

As a bi guy I agree with this.

Perfectly incapsulating the bi experience

going into that scene i was like "surely its all subtext theres probably nothing to it" but Damn Thats Gay

It's hella gay!!! That scene killed me in one shot XD

Ohh i thought he said "the last thing i want is someone EATING me" 😂

Legit the gayest of the gay

Not to mention when Jaskier suggested they run away together to the coast???

he loves us dearly and we return the emotion 😩💅

Yasss!!!!

A bicon, one might say

@@DaemonInWhite Damn, beat me to it:D

@@heatherb.72 I assure you, it was ..... Bi accident 😉

As a bi person as well I agree

I mean even in the games he almost fell for a drag queen🤣 He has to be bi like COME ON

@@skullsandbones666 oh i remember that lmao

As a bard myself (teifling specifically) I can confirm most bards are chaotic Bi’s 😂

...writing canon bi bards?

@@konnichibeaucoup4089 thats the only valid answer to this question

Yasss!!!!!!!

kehekekehekhkehkehkeh

Lol legend

He is gay AAAND european

@inSherlock You mean Miguel and Tulio ?

It's legit my fave part of the video!! XD

he sounds like peppa pig

I wasn't expecting it and I choked

I legit cackled and scared my dog. 😅🤣

And the fisheye effect on Geralt in the bath tub looking askance at Jaskier made me lose it.😂

That was one of my faves!! Glad it killed ya ;) :P

We Need more jaskier and geralt in our lives

Judging by the books and games... They are friends when Geralt is taking care of Ciri, since Jaskier both saw her when she grew up to be an adult, but also had recollection of her from her younger days.

Can't wait until they get into "Baptism of Fire" material

1:43

He's so biii!!!! And i love my bi disaster queen :PP

@@Kateis_ too he honest, I would totally see that, considering THIS IS Jaskier/Dandelion

Jack McLean I know we both have a struggle to get representation but this one is ours, you can fight me with all the pans in the world.

@@decentgrocerybag4003 I think Pan was more a reference to the flute. The Pan Flute. Which a bard might play.

Elfin Dreamer ...Wait no that’s really smart oh fuck

Exactly my thinking when making this video :D

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LMAO YES🤣🤣🤣

YASSS!!! You have his inner thoughts DOWN :PP!!!!

I can neither confirm nor deny any of this being true... I will, however, confirm that at the time I had found many peaceful little forest clearings that just so happen to be the perfect place for a cottage...

Well hello, Jaskier, that's really interesting!!! Where abouts were these little forest clearings??

Normally, I would not hesitate to say. But after everything, I would prefer to keep that to myself. My own little comfort place, you know?

Ah, I understand. I'm very sorry for asking. I hope you find comfort in that for many days to come

"This is my higher, _happy_ growl" - Geralt, probably

Yes, me too! ^^

Lol spot on

I'm in this post and I don't like it

YES

Does that imply that he's happy geralt's not pining on yen but rather the one being pinned?

YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! I might as well change it to 7 minutes bi but then it wouldn't make sense XD Can't believe I walked into that trap!!! XDDD

@@Kateis_ seven minutes slightly curved?

@@Kateis_ 7 minutes of zig-zagging? 7 minutes of waffling? 7 minutes of loopty-loops?

7 minutes... bi lol thought the same thing

7 minutes bent

omfg XD That's great!

Well, if I’d missed the “literally putting literal bread into his pants” I can quite vividly imagine how my mind would interpret it lmao

It isss!!! it killssss

Is there a bi smooth as butter? Or are all bi people under the disaster category? :-)

I truly never realized I do this. The hands and the head tilt. Omg. I’m in good company with this wonderful bi disaster.

I do the head tilt and hand thing too. I'd say I'm a disaster. I'm just as bad as poor Jaskier is at flirting.

@@mercyfabian4885 if you can find one lemme know

Good lord, im so happy im not alone😂

I hadddd to do it!!! That whole gesturing thing he did in that scene, just, no straight man would ever XDD

@@Kateis_ you could still change it into "not very much straight"

Same here. And the head tilt as well. I think it might hardcoded into the chaotic bi dna in us. 😂

Glad ya liked that!!! :D

@@Kateis_ dude, honestly, been years since I had such a hard laugh. Masterful

Ha, glad I could make ya laugh! :D

Yasss!!! He is!!!!

Yassss a bicon!!!!

@@Kateis_ Why does that sound like a mix of a unico(r)n 🦄 and a bacon ... 🥓 🤔🤔🤔😆😂😳

Oh he deffo needs a flower crown!!

The dislike is from yennefer. She’s jealous she can’t have as great of a connection with Geralt.

@@micaylasnyder223 Both the relationships are good, no need to undermine one to uplift the other.

@@justinring3235 I've read all the books and played the games as well. But it doesn't negate the fact that in many ways, Dandelion is precious, And needs a flower crown lol.

@@mariebourgot4949 Dude relax it's a joke lol

Me tooooo!!!!

Its actually surprising simple. Three easy steps. First, you need to be the silent brooding type. Give your Jaskier ample opportunity to talk and sing to his heart's content. Secondly, you need to make sure you can only communicate in grunts and small simple sentences. This allows your Jaskier to interpret what he likes (side effects may include your Jaskier being turned on by excessive grunting and "hmm"ing). And lastly, this is the most important step; be a big scary witcher that could break your Jaskier like a toothpick but also be kind and respectful to those that deserve it. Process can be quickened by gifting your Jaskier an elven lute that once belonged to an elven prince after getting kidnapped and being bound together

I am a jaskier to the majority of people I know

@@agent._.mothman same

@@darkiplier110 gods you're great.

Thanks mate 😂💀

Jaskier is calling everyone out by being aggressively bi :PPP

For real!!

Same- another bi disaster

shanouboubou agreeable as sexuality doesn’t give much to the character.

louder for the homies in the baCK-

I don't think it needs to be canonically confirmed to make it true. We all know Jaskier is bi as Hell.

Say it louder, please

Pansexual? Guess that old woman ain't getting her pan back

He just moves in such a BI way

rippp :PPP

Yasssss!!!!!!!!!

We need even more canon in the Second Season though XD

@@ryanbrown4053 Jaskier being a bi icon :)

@@ryanbrown4053 he's bi, and an icon, and an icon for bi people are you even paying attention

@@ryanbrown4053 okay lol it's canon bc i say so and there's no evidence to disprove it in the show

Yasss :D!!

Just wanna say thank you for defending the video :)!! And to anyone who wants to leave a bad take here-- Don't. :)

book!dandelion shares shirts with geralt.

@@Kateis_ you're very welcome my dear

@@PapagenoDispo yeah and they also share one bed. Even labelled as a typical womanizer doesn't mean a character is homophobic or "the straightest man alive", especially for a hopeless romantic, they don't draw a boundary line for their sexuality. I could write an essay on this but don't wanna ruin the comment section so just want to make it simple and straightforward: Netflix adaption is slightly different than the one in book/game, which means non-gamer/non-reader audience could have different understandings. Instead of wasting time persuading everyone jaskier is "straightest man alive" they better Google how to delete someone else's youtube video

I would love him (and Geralt) being bi, just not canon with each other in the tv show. I need more queer dudes being besties/family without sex nor romance in mainstream shows! I really hope they would make Geralt hook up with some other witcher, or having had a sexual history with some other witcher in the past. Caville wouldn't even have to make out with anyone, just a throwaway reference would be great. I know Ciri will be gay, but I would love it if Geralt could be bi. I bloody love Jaskier and Geralt slashfics, but I don't want it to be canon. I need mainstream main characters who are queer without being queer for the sake of letting the main characters hook up.

😂

jdjdkkfkfkg omg i didnt even realise XDD

Yass!! I hope so too so badly!!

@@Kateis_ it's quite risky, cuz in books nothing was confirmed and if netflix actually did it, then "tRuE" fans might get angry lol (just like about black cast)

It would just be cool to have a not straight character in a sea of 'straight' ones, no matter if it's risky or not. But sadly, we don't live in the right time for all that yet

@@rottingnothing3438 The tRuE fans are already up in arms because Triss and Fringilla are not the same color as in the video games (fun fact: the video games are also not precisely following the books.) The worse that could happen is that they would become a bit more bitchy. There's only one reason I may hesitate wanting Jaskier to be openly bi and that is the fact that he is canonically promiscuous and sleeps around with married women. I'm not sure the bisexual community needs that stereotype to be perpetuated.

...Ciri is confirmed bi in the books and they were written in the 90s, I'm sure netflix will stick to that

Yassss!!!!

Pretty sure both Netflix and Joey want Buttercup to be bi

Nope both of them are saying he’s straighy

Im glad you enjoyed even though you haven't seen the show :D!!! It's totally worth the watch!!

I'd be reduced to grunts too if I met a Jaskier

Yes sdfjgjdhsfghj Thank you for watching :D!

YASSS YOU ARE RIGHT

LITERALLY

He realy is not, noway as epic or sucsessful, but yeah, totaly omnisexual and bold in his advances

Thank you!!! He is suchhh a bi disaster isn't he? :P

I saw your edit just now and ;sldjgdfjhgdfghkljfgkjhlf!!!!!! Wow, I'm so humbled! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it enough to watch it more than once :D!!!!

a ..... bisaster? aight I'll see myself out

why would I want to when you're so obviously correct

Yay!! :D

More like bi-go-try it somewhere else sis...I’m sorry I’ll just...I’ll just go

what are you talking about? there is nobody like this in the comments

That's because I delete their comments to keep the comment section safe from bigotry

I just don't want people like that in my comment section. I don't want to see it, and I don't want others who just wanna look through the comments to have a laugh to see it either

@@Idk-dm9zg I greatly appreciate the fact that the creator deletes the bigoted comments because no matter how happy these videos may make me, when I see bigoted comments against them about how we're dumb for liking it or thinking it'll ever happen or "why can't 2 guys ever be straight anymore" the sadness can get to me very deeply and make me feel a fool for liking them together, leading to me not reading the fanfica about them and leaving me in a sad state for the rest of the day because I feel foolish and overall just sad and depressed even though I vehemently defend LGBT+, gay ships, and fanfiction and know in my heart it is not wrong. It hurts my heart to see things like this and send me back to the depression I try so hard to repress. You can find bigotry on any other Geralt/Jaskier video and, honestly, any video of The Witcher. Safe spaces are incredibly important, especially to minorities. Thank you, Kateis for doing so.

So trueeee, it felt like there just wasn't enough of him, I crave more, give me him in every episode pleaseeee

I'm pretty sure they could release 8 hours of Jaskier being, you know, Like That™ and I'd still be like "there wasn't enough Jaskier 😢"

Ahaha Im glad!!!

Tbh, we absolutely shouldn't XD

Oh wow, thanks for watching :D

fgfglkjh I'm glad :D

YESSSS

I actually want that in someone.

Yes!

eyyyy same

Minus the slutshaming I hope (with Yennefer).

@@mariebourgot4949 I think that was just jealousy. He's not usually like that.

Yeah right?! A whole damn angry breakup song with a bittersweet end, it's so clear what's going on there sdfjhjhsg

Glad you enjoyed!! :)

xkdkkd i still cant believe i did that accidentally!! :P

sameee

So trueeee, the subtext has always been thereee

and it was

@@cleargreyskies Did you end up liking it?

@@dumplingdumpling2205 It wasn't bad, but I did not care about any of the characters (except for Renfri, and well...), so I finished season 1, which took me 1.5 years, and did not continue. I wish I liked it more though, the "hype" seemed a lot of fun!

@@cleargreyskies ooo then you might like the fanworks more. No judgement, some people only engage with fan content and not the actual canon work. Plenty of fics to browse through on AO3.

im so sorry efpdlghdfjhg

that's alright tho. this is a great edit and we all love our bi disaster 💙😁

Ah good :P And thank you!!! We definitely do love our bi disaster indeed!!! :D

Amazing 😂

Oh no I did the exact same thing and I have forgot how to take off slow motion now everything is in slow motion help

Its so soft 👌🏼

Yessss!!!

Yessss!!!! Exactly!

Yes, what of it?

Eee, thanks for watching :D!!

YESSSS!!!