The Witcher CRACK™

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4 жыл бұрын

a compilation of all the "basically the witcher EP" 's I've done so far
dropping this here and I'm probably gonna go disappear for another 3weeks
hope you're all doing well
(I think this is the longest video on this channel rip)

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@pinsandneedles3 4 жыл бұрын

the *extremely* chaotic bi energy radiating from both jaskier and yennefer.... mmm love that

@dontsubtome817 4 жыл бұрын

pins+needles YES

@cloudsoflilac9731 4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT LOL

@kryptoonspoopy8536 4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

@Emma-yt1ip 4 жыл бұрын

YES

@allykayalltheway6631 4 жыл бұрын

Jaskier doesn't give out bi vibes, he gives theatrical vibes.

@camillemalm2751 4 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe you didn’t do the “TWO GUYS CHILLING IN A HOT TUB, 5 FEET APART CUZ WERE NOT GAY.”

@moodotgee207 4 жыл бұрын

French Toast doesn't pick the low hanging fruit.

@camillemalm2751 4 жыл бұрын

TheNameisNom well French toast likes my comment so the vine reference can’t be that low grade.

@moodotgee207 4 жыл бұрын

@@camillemalm2751 toosh

@h.j.urrazza9412 2 жыл бұрын

OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME

@KrisoGames 4 жыл бұрын

1:22 "What kind?" "The worst kind..." "A cHiLD" "NO!.." I lost it 😂😂😂😂

@historicaldaily3245 3 жыл бұрын

I spit out my coffee i was laughing

@lord-lazlo 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Show Stopping Beautiful representation on how Geralt in fact, has two hands to hold both Jaskier and Yennifer’s hands. And that... that is it chief.

@nesbola9521 4 жыл бұрын

I can't stress enough how this level of editing makes every joke lend so perfectly. Truly a masterpiece, can't wait for part two.

@kiritokun2365 3 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌

@miklasca 4 жыл бұрын

*gestures at naked Geralt* "What's better than this?" Same.

@arthurssconeangel4211 4 жыл бұрын

"Do the roar." "Roar" "I don't like it." Honestly had me spitting out an Easter egg I was eating.

@maryloohoo8526 4 жыл бұрын

I need a full video of just the McElroys calling every character a different kind of boy

@alyssa-star 4 жыл бұрын

I too think Emma Appleton as Renfri was very nice 👌

@zorbahak11 4 жыл бұрын

She shpuldve been triss

@trekiegirlful 4 жыл бұрын

i miss renfri so much... my bi disaster heart is crying

@doctordisco5814 3 жыл бұрын

I went to thumbs this up on mobile and realized that the design changed. Wtf.

@camillemalm2751 4 жыл бұрын

I fucking lost it when Ciri was like “daddy?” And Geralt was like “DO I LOOK LIKE.”

@roseolivarez 4 жыл бұрын

3:55 why does it actually look like he's saying "I don't like it"

@milloot 4 жыл бұрын

this is the only valid crack video i'm willing to watch over and over again

@maiacostea2294 4 жыл бұрын

I’m angry there is not more roach content in this

@cloudsoflilac9731 4 жыл бұрын

😡

@chelseagregory4960 3 жыл бұрын

Why is no one talking about the '5 brothers with no sisters' part? Henry is one of 5 brothers with no sisters.

@DIDsociative 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed that hard at a witcher crack yet. Too good XD XD XD

@mkgirl19 4 жыл бұрын

I'm obsessed with how accurately the Brandon Rogers quote at the beginning summed up every character

@squishswish 4 жыл бұрын

This is the best Witcher crack I've EVER seen! There are tears of laughter in my eyes, this quality content deserves all the views. I love all the effort you put into it, all the vine references and you fiercely shipping Geraskier 'cause SAME

@Heh1629 3 жыл бұрын

At 3:00 I was waiting for “have you ever looked at someone and wondered what is going on inside their head” and was caught so off guard by the hokey pokey

@awhellyeah12 4 жыл бұрын

Men: 🗣 Yennefer: 🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻

@EMbrokehp 4 жыл бұрын

1:22 to 1:30 floored me with laughter. Well done

@szalonakurka1988 4 жыл бұрын

when Chris said "I don't like it" I felt that

@ayano895 4 жыл бұрын

1:42Geralt: hmm Me: HOW DARE U!? HOW CAN YOU JUST JUST HMM?!!? DON'T YOU SEE HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU!? LOOK AT HIM, YOU STUPID WITCHER!!! KISS OR HUG HIM OR AAAAHHHH *Screams*

@prudiedallen6406 4 жыл бұрын

6:33 the truth

@Elysiadon 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first "Witcher Crack" video I've seen so far that was actually worth watching. Kudos.

@LoveLee_Dreamer 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know how much I needed the McElroy bros calling Witcher characters different kinds of boys until I was presented with it.

@bara6574 4 жыл бұрын

6:50 I laughed so hard! XD

@Solcisss 4 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEE

@repulsethemonkey1396 4 жыл бұрын

Bonus features!

@frenchtoast6792 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that somebody noticed 3clips in a 7minute video makes me strangely happy

@MissCelticLover 4 жыл бұрын

3:50 HAD ME ROLLING

@authors_pen8309 4 жыл бұрын

1:50 The fact that he looks likes him too is killing me. 😆

@anniesegoviano428 4 жыл бұрын

2:09 I choked laughing when Mike did lol 😂

@Mythical_Being 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, rewatching this now and 6:38 is a perfect depiction of their relationships with each other

@unseriousghoul 4 жыл бұрын

This has so much flavor. We watch all the same shit. It's absolutely spicy and well seasoned.

@sam_boi7376 4 жыл бұрын

Me, about to get to episode 6. the ending of this video "I DoNt LiKe It" Me: *Sweats* oh boy.

@haigravs2556 4 жыл бұрын

I love all the Brandon Roger references here lmaoo

@Taynethedancer 3 жыл бұрын

how do u come up with every single joke and get it so perfectly timed ALL THE TIME the comedic timing is honestly the best thing about your videos I'm losing my mind

@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166 3 жыл бұрын

This video will now become part of my morning routine since it is the most brilliant form of art i have ever seen.

@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166 3 жыл бұрын

SO uhm i wasn't kidding it's the next morning and i'm back.

@willowwickertop7152 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched a lot of crack vids but I keep coming back to this one

@dorkyazzy6199 4 жыл бұрын

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen in my life lol

@f_mva 4 жыл бұрын

i HIGHLY appreciate all the brandon rogers references

@noplace3571 4 жыл бұрын

Idk why but the Top Gear/Duny bit had me howling 😂

@annawest4248 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this masterpiece 😩💕

@suppertea6056 4 жыл бұрын

mx toast i have feelings for you

@frenchtoast6792 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@rosegold5720 3 жыл бұрын

THE JOSH DUN CLIP I WASN'T READYYY

@rosegold5720 2 жыл бұрын

i was just about to comment this but i see past me already got it

@Riuka6 3 жыл бұрын

I have never wheezed this much in one video in my entire life!! I can't breathe omg this video is absolutely amazing!! glorious editing! Keep it up!

@arcanelore3791 4 жыл бұрын

I have watched this so many times over the last few months. It is truly skillfully wrought.

@deltaloraine 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine if instead of DVDs having blooper scenes, they just had a bunch of crack vids as extras

@bloodycakes2451 3 жыл бұрын

1:20 well thats what you get from saving her father and asking for the right of surprise Gerald

@officialtionesco 4 жыл бұрын

1:16 I -

@khfan4life365 3 жыл бұрын

I love how jealous Geralt was when he saw Yen with that other guy. 🤣 You could tell he wanted to break that guy’s face.

@arcanelore3791 4 жыл бұрын

This entire video is absolutely exquisite, and I thank you so much for it. I especially lost it at Dom pranking Elijah. Good, very good.

@adelinarada 4 жыл бұрын

M'lady, this has been an enticing thing to witness, I must say.

@magdalenadul4971 3 жыл бұрын

THE "BE AGGRESSIVE" ONE I FORGOT ABOUT UNTIL I REWATCHED TODAY AND DIED FROM LAUGHTER!!

@kleptoandpyro 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is - and I can't stress this enough - the best crack video I've ever seen in my life. Once I stop laughing I'm making all my friends watch it. Bravo sir, bravo.

@marieclaire9790 4 жыл бұрын

the only crack vid i ever go back to again and again 😭🖤

@prariespring 4 жыл бұрын

oh my GODDDD the parks and rec line about derek and ben fits PERFECTLY asdfkljzfhzsofezsf

@Chrismosis 2 жыл бұрын

my exact reaction at the "my potent seed" scene

@Nigamiestmajeure 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. YES. And also a big YEESSSS for using McElroys's "bois".

@yikes3551 4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO GOOD AND THE CHRIS EVANS AT THE END AHSHDHD

@VidDuality 4 жыл бұрын

Omg, hahahaha, this is beautiful! 😂 "Be-Be-aggressi..???? 😰" 😂 And such a fantastic selection of memes! I love that you even have niche fandom memes like Dom pranking Elijah Wood at 0:29! Glorious! XD

@isamedonnie 4 жыл бұрын

6:50 had me dying ily

@Anna-vj9ys 4 жыл бұрын

this is the best crack that i have seen in a long time and i thank you

@StanleyHonks 2 жыл бұрын

These edits always gets me🤣

@barborabackute9429 4 жыл бұрын

this is s o FUNNY literally one of the best cracks out there the way i LOVE THIS VIDEO

@ellaisplotting 4 жыл бұрын

This. This is the best crack I've ever seen. You've somehow managed to hit all my weird niche meme interests. Thank.

@kennedykruse8923 4 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE THE BEST EDITOR. THIS IS AMAZING

@barborabackute9429 4 жыл бұрын

the amount of geraskier in this video is absolutely making my whole week thank u

@eli2801 4 жыл бұрын

dude this is so well edited i love it

@shanouboubou 4 жыл бұрын

Best crack I have seen so far !!!

@Haylee427 4 жыл бұрын

This was perfect thx 💜💜

@perrinelesage8015 4 жыл бұрын

it is the video I didn't ask for but deserved. thanks

@C.K.Is.Watching 4 жыл бұрын

This was so funny. Had to laugh so bad. Good job!

@choochoopicklepie 3 жыл бұрын

I love u sm. U EDITED VIDS FROM MOST OF MY FANDOMS

@PerovNigma 3 жыл бұрын

1:16 came straight after the ass bit, so until Ciri said "Daddy?" I thought the joke was gonna be _"I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards"._

@precelmusicandgames8667 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant compilation.

@Lala-sy2fg 4 жыл бұрын

6:00 me: *choking on drink*

@anniew1639 4 жыл бұрын

Yennefer screaming to the tune of Take On Me had me howling omg. You've got yourself a new subscriber.

@sgibson8413 2 жыл бұрын

This video is amazing. Now we need season two.

@anzioc 2 жыл бұрын

incredible,amazing,showstopper

@shadowdragon_7778 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve had to pause this multiple times because it’s 2 am and I don’t wan to wake anyone up... 10/10 top tier crack right there

@mimicatmoon 4 жыл бұрын

Even though I’ve never watched this I absolutely love this

@severussnape6238 4 жыл бұрын

i havent even watched this show, but one of those videos was in my recommendations and now i just can't stop admiring fictional characters i've never seen before

@froschj8249 4 жыл бұрын

this is literally the funniest one of these,, i'm crying :'D

@themardbard9096 4 жыл бұрын

This was incredible!!!

@slowburn2948 3 жыл бұрын

Man this is gold

@xKillxSwitchx 4 жыл бұрын

The power of Christ compels you with the dog meme had my cry laughing and wheezing at the same time

@iggychan9200 2 жыл бұрын

one of the best crack videos of the past 7 years at least

@drilonkennedy-gorne2049 4 жыл бұрын

Ok I've seen a lot of these kinds of vids but this one is my favourite

@cloud9n3 Жыл бұрын

this is the best one on yt

@awhellyeah12 4 жыл бұрын

0:43 holy shit that was too good

@Atima. 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god!! By far this is the best Crack video about The Witcher, and I've seen em all, you earned every like and subscription, also shoutout to you for using "ya hmarr" in Arabic 😂 just EPIC.