I was in the SAS. I served from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 1 up to Modern Warfare 3. That's how much of badass I was!

I served 12 years with the Royal Mail before passing selection into the Special Delivery Service. I did 3 tours of the Wolverhampton post room...but I can't say much about that.

I served alongside the SAS during my time in the salvation army

I was doing a powerboat course in Poole harbour when we were overtaken by 4 large black RIBS full of heavily armed personnel, one of the guys on the course asked the instructor why they don’t adhere to the 12knt speed limit, only to be told by the instructor, “they’ve got guns and I don’t think the Harbour Master wants the conversation”! 😂

It would have been an even more epic story if Foxy had been allowed to tell it without constant interruptions! Basics Johnny Basics 😁

English bloke in France here, I genuinely ONLY know ex SAS here. One guy even claimed he helped storm the embassy, which by my calculations meant he did that when he was seven years of age.... that is one SERIOUSLY tough kid! 💪🇬🇧 Respect to all those who serve, and Happy New Year. 🏆

If only Johnny let the story flow hey 🤷‍♂️🙄

I was in the SAS. If it wasn’t for a dodgy knee I could have gone professional.

I heard about a similar episode from an X army fella I used to work with who’d been told a story by an SAS soldier. The SAS soldier and three of his SAS friends went boozing when on leave back in the UK. He’d bumped into a woman he knew in a pub and she told him her boyfriend she was out with was in the SAS. The four SAS went over to say hello and when they saw the boyfriend, looked at each other, shook their heads and shrugged. “Alright mate. We’ve just been talking to your girlfriend and she reckons you’re in the SAS” to which the boyfriend replied “well, I don’t really like to talk about it”. To this the SAS man replied “Well mate, there’s only a few hundred in the SAS, we’re four of them and we haven’t got a clue who you are”.

They reckon that if everyone who claimed to have been at the Iranian embassy siege, had been, the balcony would have collapsed with the weight before they could even get in..

I was in the SAS ....that's Saturday and Sunday to a reservist....and a SWAT team .....that's ..Some Weekends and Tuesdays.....

It's hard being the wife of an SAS soldier as your husband is trained to go in-and-out without anyone noticing.

Jason Fox is an absolute champion bloke, he has my highest respect

Lofty Wiseman was asked if he had been on the Iranian Embassy Siege. He mischievously replied, ' no, but I know a thousand men who were!'.

I could talk about my time serving the Super Army Soldiers, but it would put too many at risk

I was in the SAS. Until my mom called me in for tea.

I think I’ve met the same imposter. He came into my coffee shop in Southend on sea with a a rucksack and drill boots…..clever guy because he never asked us for anything but of course we gave him lunch as he was shipping back to camp bastion etc….it’s a really long story that involves me giving him a lift later that day (by now having spoken to the Royal Marines who confirmed that he was not one of them), him leaving a notebook in my car and me contacting everyone in the notebook who also turned out to be victims of his multiple frauds. One was a British army major, one a television producer and one a prison officer from Peterborough prison where he had done time for impersonating a Royal Marine. One was also a local Help The Heroes campaigner who had lost a lot of money. I contacted the police, handed the notebook over and had a call from a military police officer a few months later to say that she had been dealing with this fool for over a decade, that he was a repeat offender and that he was now back in jail. Your story is wonderful and it’s also important to remember that people like him do real harm. I suspect he’s still out there now, probably claiming that he’s an ex marines who’s just come back from fighting in the Ukraine.

I was in the SAS but I left to be an astronaut

One in West Kensington, always on his mobile talking loudly about special operations, calling the Middle East to arrange a kidnapping, always over the top stories. Every time we were going to that cafe, this guy would sit at the table next to us. It was the entertainment for the day. Unfortunately, the cafe shut down a few years ago and no idea where he is gone...killed in combat maybe !

Btw: You can still get caught out even if you're in the Forces: I joined the RN and was under training in HMS Raleigh. So I went home on leave one day decide to have a run out on my brothers motorbike. On a dual carriageway was overtaken and pulled over by a copper on a motorbike. He wanted to check if my lights worked he said a new law had been introduced they had to work during daylight now. I said I wouldn't know I'm in the Navy (yeah I know weak) He said "How long have you been in the Andrew"? I replied " I'm not in the Andrew I'm in the Navy" he went on his way smiling, I had no idea The Andrew was a nickname for the RN I had never heard the terminology, and still hadn't for a long time after. He must have been an old school.

A guy in my town got called out and absolutely annihilated when he boasted he was in the SAS. I kid you not, The Daily Mail tracked him down and even did a full page spread on him back then exposing him, as he was constantly bragging about it to everyone. I've even met him.

SAS and SBS pffft I’m rank 110 on call of duty so ........... I think we all know who’s the real deal here

This is priceless and I've never served, it must be 100 times funnier for those that have.

can you two shut up and let him finish the story

As former 216 I must’ve bumped into several regiments of ‘ex-paras’ I don’t even bother challenging them anymore.

What a funny story !! SAID ALAN PARTRIDGE !!

What a legend 🙌 👏 💙

Priceless! 😂🤣😂 At least the guy got something right!

Being a veteran of the Navy Ranger Spec Ops Recon Raider Commando from Delta Team 69 I can relate.

"Alright, how's it been out there?" "Completed it mate"

Respect to all of them whoever and wherever they are. BZ.

I was in the SAS I worked Saturdays and Sundays.

Happens all the time, usually on dating apps wooing vulnerable women, known as Walter Mitties

When I served (not spec anything) I was one of the guys who used to check out new equipment when it arrived; this one week 3 guys turned up with a weird handheld secure radio, not our usual stuff we were avionics but we worked with them anyway. Not saying they were spec ops but if I remember correctly it was Cpl Grey, Cpl Brown and Sgt Black.

Absolute classic! Heaps of love for foxy

I served along the SAS while I was in the Scouts. Got my served with badass badge

Top quality story 👍🏼

Anyone who says that they are somebody that they are not in any walk of life generally do not exist in the real world, in my view. My Dad was at Arnhem WW2. When he got back he never ever left the shores of England ever again.

Soldiers are forbidden to speak But liars are permitted to lie

Still one of the funniest stories I've heard 🤣

As a former Royal Marine I’ve experienced this many times (from others, bringing up the fact I’ve served to people, it’s not something I’d ever do randomly) and it always follows the same script, they fall at the first couple of probing questions. I don’t really get angry, it’s a mixture of pity and amusement for me. As long as they aren’t defrauding charities or claiming PTSD, let them pull all the gullible women they can with it, they always get found out in the end.

It's funny, my Uncle was a Colour sergeant in the Manchester regiment. We convinced OURSELVES he was special forces because he wouldn't talk about his postings. Turns out he just didn't like talking about it!!

Wat a brilliant story.. Just lov to hear more of them. Jason is one kool guy. Think most must av a mate that thinks hes sas.. Lol. Hilarious!

Love it!

Oh yeah.....that embassy balcony back in 1980 was the biggest in the world at one point......so many people were on it

A few years ago I was on the balcony, but I won’t go into too much detail as someone may read this

This video just made me want a pint.... unfortunately all the pubs are shut.

I love how people, usually uninvited tell you their this or that. I know a few ex forces lads and they are very humble, and generally don’t give it the large. If you’re in the special forces you’ve passed selection, and that involves testing your psychological needs and ego. I don’t think I have ever met an actual special forces person yet, but I’ve been told by a couple their ex SAS, and the fact they told me was a red flag.

Brilliant stuff

My father as boy during ww2 in England saw an SAS man jump off a bus doing about 30 mph and just ran to a stop no rolling over, very fit man. Plus as a Cadet I saw an Australian Commando at the range get ten out of ten shooting an M16 from the hip, the other regular soldiers got 3 and 4 out of ten, very deadly soldiers those special forces guys.

I was also apart of the guys who were on the Iranian embassy balcony .along with about 20.000 people

That is a belter👊🤣

Brilliant

I remember going for a drink with my uncle who was a Regimental Sergeant Major for the Royal Engineers, when the land lord of the pub came over for a chat with a Regimental tie on, my uncle quizzed him on it, and when the guy said he had never served he made him remove it.

Me and a couple of veterans were sat in a pub and a local guy somehow got into a conversation with one of the lads and he said he was ex para , nearly died in the Falklands so I immediately asked him what was his army number and he said “oh man it’s been such a long time I’ve forgot it!” It was right at that moment he “”@“” off out the pub😂😂

Love it

I served an SAS soldier a right hook while I was being detained and kicked about the floor.

I was the 4352nd man on the balcony of the iranian embassy

Just brilliant !!! Hope you served it to him after ! Or “can’t you talk about it !😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️. How funny ffs

Why do people do this? I’m a doctor and I’ve rumbled a few “ medics” as their knowledge of the finer points of pathophysiology falls flat!

I was once in the SAS! Scottish Ambulance Service do great work

I used to get called SAS at a place I worked. It stood for Such A Sod. Ha

Must be the Somerset Ambulance Service

Closest I got to the sas was meeting a few during army service years(infantry veteran)

I once took out an entire Cadbury's family bar, Heady days!

I was a life guard at Rockley Park swimming pool!! Beat that!!

I'm ex RM and used to think the SAS was the biggest regiment in the army, I say that because nearly every squaddie I met ashore told me he worked for or with the regiment.

Classic 😂👍

lying about being in the SAS is a bit like claiming to be part of the Avengers and remembering the fight against thanos

Shearer and Sutton , ruthless !

I remember when Vaughan was quite popular...long long time ago !!!

I had a family lunch with a guy who was in the Aussie SAS he never said a thing about it almost like he had been told not disclose anything, I am a Property Valuer he was more interested in discussing the market for rural property in Victoria (I was more than happy to fully discuss my views on the market), he had moved a well paid job as security consultant with an International Aid Agency and wanted to buy a farm.

Genuine SAS tend not to talk about it, you wouldn't know an SAS guy if you met him in the street.

😂😂😂 class

I knew a bloke who was a raging alcoholic and drank in our local pub (nicknamed the zoo) who told me he was in the SAS and once parachuted into Iraq disguised as a Camel. Not even bullshitting

I was in the SBS (sleeping bag squadron)

I served in the SAS alongside with Captain Price lol 😝

Cracking story, must remember to put this on for my kids bedtime. Should do the job nicely.

SAS? Completed it, mate.

I used to be in the SAS but they kicked me out for being too hard

Thats at least the fourth version of that story I have heard, always ends the same way , the rest of the details change depending on who is telling it :)

I remember meeting a few SAS when I was at boarding school in Hereford, near Credenhill, we did adventure weekends and DofE in the Beacons, I've never even been in the regular army but I still remember them vividly, so gentle and kind, softly spoken, people like Lofty, hearts and minds etc roll models of the highest order, knights of the round table.

A lot of these people who interview ex SAS soldiers tend to get too over excited and awe struck. Learn some emotional intelligence from the guys you are interviewing please.

I WAS in the que for SSService once,, .... pure adrenaline ........... Sainsbury's Self Service

This is hilarious. My ex brother in law is in the MI6 and his wife works in Vice. I’ve come across some people insinuating they are in some kind of super duper secret police. I did contact the CIA who kindly directed me to one of their videos that stated you have to be an American Citizen to work for the CIA. Brilliant. 😆

It's a pity the pub was in Sherborne and not Hereford...

Radio X need to clip up more of JV show

I was in the SAS 18 years ,Scottish Angling Society no lies.

😂😂great

Fancy people pretending to be an airline, a defunct one at that.🤣

I got booted out of the Army Reserves for refusing to march... don't like talking about my missions......... to the bar where the beer was half price... no profit in peace...

It's a sham of a mockery of a mockery of a sham!

Did a special tour in Iceland, got a pack of sausage and some choc ices.

I was in the SAS. SNACKS AND SANDWICHES

I served with the SAS, Task force 141, great people there

that was the funniest story I've heard in a long time , brilliant

When Barry George was asked what he did he genuinely said that he was a stuntman for the SAS. Poor Sod!

I was at 42 recce and Jase’s bro M was next door in Mortars. We had the same situation in Chepstow with a guy claiming he was SBS. 😂

I was in Task Force 141 in call of duty.

I was in the Royal Marines. Can’t say what we were doing. We were fighting along side the Salvation Army