Jeff Allen live at The Upper Room

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The Upper Room Presents

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Comedian Jeff Allen live at The Upper Room tonight! #ComedianJeffAllen #JeffAllen #Comedy #CleanComedy

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@shilohauraable
@shilohauraable 3 ай бұрын
I don't care how many times I watch this guy, I wind up in tears laughing 😂! Dear God, thank you for not giving up on Mr. Allen. He brings so much joy to your world! 🤗 ❤
@joetengler9251
@joetengler9251 Жыл бұрын
And if you’ve never heard his testimony, it is awesome
@WkdWnch007
@WkdWnch007 Жыл бұрын
I'm Pagan and wouldn't mind catching Jeff's show at a church!
@bobwoww8384
@bobwoww8384 4 ай бұрын
Real talk
@fadeddenims501
@fadeddenims501 3 жыл бұрын
First person I found in a while who is funny without being dirty! Thank you!
@rebeccaatkinson4531
@rebeccaatkinson4531 2 жыл бұрын
Since Brian Regan???
@ghhm2705
@ghhm2705 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Jr too! Check him out
@ghhm2705
@ghhm2705 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hrx8jbWS2ZvKdKM.html
@Catalystresource
@Catalystresource 7 ай бұрын
Wow! to do 80 minutes straight of continual home runs was phenomenal! I've heard most of these bits before in smaller pieces but I still laugh out loud because his delivery is so genius and natural. I have studied and performed some comedy and seen all the great comics of decades past until today. He has not gotten the recognition he deserves and he has also been through heroic personal and spiritual transformation that he should be really admired for💕
@aprilchamberlain1677
@aprilchamberlain1677 2 ай бұрын
Every time I need a good belly laugh I watch him. I have seen him several times with the same comedy routine but it's still hilarious!! I have watched it so much I can almost quote him word for word. He's just hilarious!!! Love him!!!
@Americalandofthefree
@Americalandofthefree 4 жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing to watch a comedy act that isn't full of vulgar language or disgusting topics. I have enjoyed watching this *CLEAN* brand of comedy from Jeff Allen for many years.
@gauchohombre1768
@gauchohombre1768 4 жыл бұрын
Amen. Regrettably, the vulgar and filthy need comedians of the same.
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen, Sinbad, Bill Engvall and Dennis Gaxiola my favorite comedians. They are great and clean.
@epdlp4506
@epdlp4506 4 жыл бұрын
@artist one I also LOVE Jeff for his clean comedy that in my opinion takes more takent.👍👏
@yankeegirldownunder1375
@yankeegirldownunder1375 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@R.J.MacReady1982
@R.J.MacReady1982 3 жыл бұрын
It's nice! Glad you enjoy it. I like probably a slight more dark style too. I'm sure this guy can be unhinged.
@CynthiaLamb-jf2md
@CynthiaLamb-jf2md 9 ай бұрын
I just now discovered this guy. He's almost as old as me and talks about things I can relate to.Very funny!
@YnseSchaap
@YnseSchaap 4 жыл бұрын
I just watched an hour long special and after that another one because he's great, turned out to be a talk on how he got saved by faith and how he became a Christian, and now I'm watching another special and if it weren't for this talk i would never have believed he was a devout Christian. Great comedian and person. On the edge but never too far
@jewelleryaddict
@jewelleryaddict 3 жыл бұрын
No reasons christians can't be funny. I am sure God finds much humor in us.
@YnseSchaap
@YnseSchaap 3 жыл бұрын
@@jewelleryaddict I'm sure He does 😁
@jerryburger4173
@jerryburger4173 2 жыл бұрын
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@KathyHussey063
@KathyHussey063 2 жыл бұрын
@@jewelleryaddict God must have a great sense humor & He must love to hear our laughter. I can tell that's true by just observing His creations; things like giraffes, funny meerkats, how baby whales jump up in the ocean & play instinctively and how a bunch of puppies will nip at eachother & wrestle.... Laughter is a wonderful gift from God that allows us to get through the tougher times. It's a special gift for a person to be able to see the humor in everyday life & present that to others in a way that makes them bust out laughing.
@mialoveall5812
@mialoveall5812 4 ай бұрын
❤🙏🏻❤
@Lilac21248
@Lilac21248 3 жыл бұрын
I listened to Jeff so many times I know his jokes by heart and still listening to him. He just speaks and it's feels good. That's what real talent is. Bless you, man!
@marionholtzmann6872
@marionholtzmann6872 Жыл бұрын
I feel the same, too bad that the audience took so long to appreciate his humor.
@Manfromron
@Manfromron Жыл бұрын
Marina, I stumbled upon Jeff's Testimony at a recent prayer breakfast. You might enjoy this at VNCS Franklin TN ttps://kzfaq.info/get/bejne/faqVgZWV3qu7f3U.html Ron.
@marionholtzmann6872
@marionholtzmann6872 Жыл бұрын
@@Manfromron I recently watched it, I watch everything he puts out 👍
@timothymuhlfeld5886
@timothymuhlfeld5886 2 жыл бұрын
Best comedy i have seen in 20 years thank you Jeff, I'm a trucker so chances of seeing you live is pretty slim. Love YOUR WORK!!!!GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!
@mariemanion6972
@mariemanion6972 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jeff for sharing God's Word, and parts of your personal testimony. May God bless you, your wife, children and grandchildren.
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 7 ай бұрын
GODS ARE MYTHS.
@yaniquebeckford1699
@yaniquebeckford1699 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is the best. My favourite comedian. So hilarious. Lol.😀
@brendatimmons6322
@brendatimmons6322 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely luv this guy and am pleased to hear him giving God glory!!! Thank u
@JDs_RandomHandle
@JDs_RandomHandle 3 жыл бұрын
The handkerchief, so true. I'm 25 while my dad didn't carry one both my grandpa's did and let me tell you, that sound he made when opening the snot rag is 100% true.
@keelsmac01
@keelsmac01 3 жыл бұрын
J R my pops carried one his whole life...never washed them either!
@MM-qp4db
@MM-qp4db 4 жыл бұрын
Probably watched this set at least ten times, and never once have I not literally laughed out loud. Jeff, I appreciate your humor, your delivery, and sharing your faith. I pray that God continues to bless you and your family as you continue to bring joy to others.
@viningx21
@viningx21 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff, you are the absolute best!👏👏👏💕
@bonniehodges5267
@bonniehodges5267 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I love Jeff Allen he is a good comedian
@jennypocock7896
@jennypocock7896 3 жыл бұрын
Only just been told about this guy - a stand up comic who doesn't curse and mock everybody?! Refreshing! He's great.
@cindygr8ce
@cindygr8ce 3 жыл бұрын
Look up Dry Bar Comedy. It's a club in Utah that puts every comedians video up on KZfaq and every performance is clean. The bar doesn't serve alcohol so all the crowds r respectful.
@Pch100
@Pch100 4 жыл бұрын
Laughed so much I was in pain 🤣
@sherrilynch3825
@sherrilynch3825 4 жыл бұрын
Dozed off and woke up to this guy, I've heard many times and laughed hysterically again! He has the gift of "funny"!
@notmyrealID
@notmyrealID 4 жыл бұрын
Same deal with me, autoplay finds good stuff sometimes :)
@michaelblessington5720
@michaelblessington5720 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeff Allen can make you laugh without having to be vulgar makes him a great comedian. The fact that he can touch your heart with his open honesty about his life. That makes him a great man.
@gregclayton3898
@gregclayton3898 2 жыл бұрын
An amazing comedian that can make me laugh without cussing. Really refreshing.
@rebeccaatkinson4531
@rebeccaatkinson4531 2 жыл бұрын
He reminds me if another great man my friend Dougie
@Telemakos333
@Telemakos333 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I was just introduced to this guy now he's awesome
@susanjohnson9795
@susanjohnson9795 3 жыл бұрын
I agree I found him 2 days ago. I laugh until I can't catch my breath. I'm sharing.
@jyow-xe7pw
@jyow-xe7pw 3 жыл бұрын
Also check out Tim Hawkins, and Brad Stine
@darinwoody5542
@darinwoody5542 3 жыл бұрын
That was great. It takes a truly intelligent person to be that funny without the filth. God bless.
@scotttucker5306
@scotttucker5306 3 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%! Clean comedy forces you to be intelligent. Any moron can do potty humor!
@TYoungPhDRRT
@TYoungPhDRRT 4 жыл бұрын
WOW!! Clean and FUNNY comedy...I love this guy!
3 жыл бұрын
It's not a message? Yes it is and it's excellent. I like hearing your testimony Jeff. I'm very glad you got saved.
@deniseward5974
@deniseward5974 2 жыл бұрын
I just recently started listening to Jeff. And man o man, I laughed so hard my eyes hurt and I thought I was going to pass out. Almost DID. 😆..... 💘 clean comedy
@elainehoward8822
@elainehoward8822 4 жыл бұрын
What a great comedian, I really enjoyed his comedy. Xxx
@daleduncan2809
@daleduncan2809 3 жыл бұрын
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@BillWFan01
@BillWFan01 3 жыл бұрын
He is one of my favourite Christian Comedians around. He is also a Friend of Bill W
@bobwoww8384
@bobwoww8384 4 ай бұрын
Way to front a guy off a hole
@LeenaStark
@LeenaStark 3 жыл бұрын
In my early 30's and I LOVE this man's comedy. Also --- any human being who is not ashamed nor intimidated of praising the name of God + Jesus, deserves all good things in their life. To God + Jesus belongs all the Glory!
@kneadinghands
@kneadinghands 2 жыл бұрын
OMG!! Hysterical 🤣 Watched this while soaking in a bathtub ~ My belly flab splashed water all over the floor, and I think it's going to take a while to recuperate from what happened with the tweezers while laughing... So glad his special finally went on to the dry comedy bar... Cuz it's rough when the drink squirts out your nose 🤣
@janetboerema625
@janetboerema625 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff, you are a great comedian and so real. Hubby and I, married 53 yrs , have had so many instances you talk about which makes it all so funny!
@williamgallaher1377
@williamgallaher1377 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Jeff Allen in person!!! Thank you for sharing. Have a great day and live a safe and happy life!!!
@georgewilbur8098
@georgewilbur8098 20 сағат бұрын
Love you Jeff I have seen all your shows probably a million times never gets old ..... Thanks for the Laughs .... love ya keep up the good work .
@blanchegouveia650
@blanchegouveia650 3 жыл бұрын
Been watching Jeff for 6 months. Just love him he's funny as heck!! Real life is the best comedy.
@annabailey541
@annabailey541 4 жыл бұрын
Love the clean comedy,please keep it up
@dianafelix3290
@dianafelix3290 3 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard with Jeff Allen's Comedy I get out of breath. He's my favorite.
@dianafelix3290
@dianafelix3290 3 жыл бұрын
No cursing or filth and still helarious, takes true talent.
@joycebrown2449
@joycebrown2449 6 ай бұрын
​!!aa+😊qqq🎉
@timgiraud7591
@timgiraud7591 2 жыл бұрын
Watched this several times and still breaks me up, your show is outstanding
@anthonyhazlewood5788
@anthonyhazlewood5788 4 жыл бұрын
This was a great show and I enjoyed the act immensely, especially as it didn't contain any bad language which isn't really anway... It was good clean humour that the family could enjoy.... Good luck Jeff...
@bluegrassgal7856
@bluegrassgal7856 3 жыл бұрын
Chandra is same!
@debraburt7011
@debraburt7011 3 жыл бұрын
Amen clean comedy should happen more often
@yvonnegrassi2701
@yvonnegrassi2701 3 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy has tons of clean comedy.!!
@mollysilverman6803
@mollysilverman6803 2 жыл бұрын
I almost have the whole routines down pat. I love taking my old Vietnam vet along for a ride (he can drive anymore). I put this on and he laughs so hard. Thank you for making My Man smile. ☺️😎😊👍🏻❤️💕 edit: he can’t drive anymore.
@wheeliemom3079
@wheeliemom3079 4 жыл бұрын
I think Jeff is so funny, I have watched all his videos and he always makes me laugh.
@rebeccaatkinson4531
@rebeccaatkinson4531 2 жыл бұрын
Roaster chicken. Droopy Drawers
@KathyHussey063
@KathyHussey063 2 жыл бұрын
Love his comedy, it's always full of his funny real life observations, on marriage, on raising kids, having grandchildren, things most people can relate to and his delivery is great,
@maggsbufton1969
@maggsbufton1969 3 жыл бұрын
Best work out ever...and the most fun...literally laughing my butt off and strengthening my core with all the belly laughs!
@michellelindemann9946
@michellelindemann9946 4 жыл бұрын
VERY funny, THANK YOU for sharing this video I LOVE it! Keeps me laughing which, feels NICE! xx
@belindaintexas8789
@belindaintexas8789 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is great! Never saw him before. Funny as heck!
@TheUpperRoomPresents09
@TheUpperRoomPresents09 3 жыл бұрын
He's pretty great!
@kristinwright6632
@kristinwright6632 4 жыл бұрын
The menopause jokes? Absolute truth. I freeze my guys out of the room.
@peachmelba9333
@peachmelba9333 2 жыл бұрын
KRISTIN- it dont get much better- been through the Big M now I've swerved the other way. Hubby' s side.of bed- floor furnace underneath- sleeps in boxers and a muscle shirt- my side next to window losing weatherstripping- flannel nightie with cardigan and mukluk socks. Oh what a couple we are- and Sweetums won't trade sides ' cause his Dad always slept on that side- its tradition.
@leonessity
@leonessity 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jeff... You make kale and the general descent of mankind funny, again! I also believe in bringing back lawn darts, banning warning labels on coffee cups, and embarrassing your children in public...
@peachmelba9333
@peachmelba9333 2 жыл бұрын
I'm planning to sit on the floor, sing " The Holy City" in the midst of Wal-Mart and 😳 embarrass them in revenge for their childhood outbursts.
@margonale2780
@margonale2780 3 жыл бұрын
What a guy. Loved it . Telling the navigation of your life through humor is priceless.
@user-pq3xj6bd1p
@user-pq3xj6bd1p 3 ай бұрын
Doin' a great job, Jeff. Listen to you every day.
@lindamyers1386
@lindamyers1386 3 жыл бұрын
We used to save waxed paper and on the weekend we would ride on the wax paper down the 2 story high slide. We would shoot off the end of the slide into the sand. Sure was fun. 😁
@yankeegirldownunder1375
@yankeegirldownunder1375 4 жыл бұрын
God bless you Jeff 🙏
@rebeccaatkinson4531
@rebeccaatkinson4531 2 жыл бұрын
ECHO
@beatleme2
@beatleme2 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is good - esp how we grew up as kids Vs nowadays, truth is always funny
@barbaradavis8452
@barbaradavis8452 3 жыл бұрын
Hes right. Take cell phones and computers away. The kids would go into a coma. They can't do without them. They have no idea how to deal without them. Remember titily winks, pickup jacks? Pick up sticks. The kids to days will look at you, like you have 10 heads.
@daleduncan2809
@daleduncan2809 3 жыл бұрын
@@barbaradavis8452 y*
@hildawise3057
@hildawise3057 3 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend, retired and 66, uses handkerchiefs.... hahahahaha... can't help myself, love my man!
@dianac5764
@dianac5764 11 ай бұрын
Love Jeff. I first found him on Dry Bar Comedy, which I watch every time I need a laugh.
@estherdaniels3060
@estherdaniels3060 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with Paul MacKenzie Allen is hysterical!!@
@rickzoehfeld6679
@rickzoehfeld6679 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing your Talent with us.I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. You had the endorphins running thru my body at full speed! Picked up my spirits. Keep up the good work for your fans...
@marianfernwood6945
@marianfernwood6945 Жыл бұрын
Oh Jeff, you are just too much. Love your stories.
@genegarneau3822
@genegarneau3822 4 жыл бұрын
Preach it Jeff,,,, you are so honest... your life is like my life. I have massive adhd. I learned how to play the guitar in a year. And people think I been playing for years and make money from playing guitar and I do not. It is because of the adhd. And I have no idea what they are thinking. I hated myself for years because of this. Because I do not fit in. I am a nobody, just someone sitting in a room one day and looking at a guitar and saying to myself, play it, the noise sounds wonderful, and I did. I thought I did. It sounded wonderful to me. The noise and movement of the sound. And I am a nobody, nothing. Someone who has been abused from the world from having adhd, Which I was told I am basically I am retarded. I hate saying that word. But that is what I have been told my whole life. I do not care no more. Because I found Jesus. And i feel love from him.
@tiffanybarton4585
@tiffanybarton4585 4 жыл бұрын
Remember your here for a reason. Don't beat yourself down you do things many of us can't
@anapierce8204
@anapierce8204 4 жыл бұрын
Glory be to God. He knows you and He made you perfect, the way you are. Do what you like and love people no matter what, like Jesus. I know you have a lot to offer. Love, Ans
@LorddOfChaoss
@LorddOfChaoss 3 жыл бұрын
I love you man, play the shit shit out of that guitar, you are somebody.
@ireneposadas1163
@ireneposadas1163 Жыл бұрын
Love your testimony. 💕 Jesús loves us however we are. Keep on playing!
@bobwoww8384
@bobwoww8384 4 ай бұрын
Beautiful comment ty Know Jesus Know Peace No Jesus No peace
@kathleenroman9379
@kathleenroman9379 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that as older people, we are faced with labels. The manufacturers are lying anyway! Lol. ❤️❤️🙏❤️❤️
@dorisbonet619
@dorisbonet619 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely love you just because you’re truly funny and don’t need the disgusting language most comedians feel they need to make people laugh. What you do takes awesome skills to me you’re a real comedian. Please don’t change ❤️✝️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 bravo! Thank you
@oklahomalilly
@oklahomalilly Жыл бұрын
I loved this. Thanks for sharing the story about your marriage at the end. I love your testimony Jeff. I don’t know if you will look at the comments on here but your testimony gave me goosebumps. And the rest of your show was great. You are such a gifted comedian!❤️
@luckywize5270
@luckywize5270 3 жыл бұрын
He's good Love it So funny Hahahha
@MrMapersaud1
@MrMapersaud1 4 жыл бұрын
Classy guy.
@paulmackenzie4752
@paulmackenzie4752 3 жыл бұрын
This guys hilarious why am i just hearing about him now
@shelleyannette
@shelleyannette 3 жыл бұрын
Because he is a born again Christian and he dropped out of clubs because of the filth that 99% of the people and they do NOT accept Christian comedians!! Blessings
@maramalfakori9015
@maramalfakori9015 2 жыл бұрын
I love this even though mr Jeff. Is talking about adhd. And sleep apnea now I am getting off this meds. And my son two. In Jesus name amen. This was even good for you. I get it now even through the laughter God spoke to me confirmation
@quickdeuce
@quickdeuce 4 жыл бұрын
Until an email I received tis morning - perhaps that very same email with a little 5 minute sharing that went viral - have never saw a show by Jeff before now. As many of you have said, since Cosby I've not seen a "CLEAN" comic and agree Jeff Allen is refreshing AND so very funny. Hearing him share stories of living, stories most of us see but don't catch the humor until those stories are relived through a comic like Jeff's delivery has. As things turned out Cos wasn't the guy many to most of thought he was which is disappointing to say the least. Cos obviously was NOT a Christian for the majority of his life. We hope he makes amends, it's not too late. GOD is a loving GOD and in spite of all the sins, there's room for Cosby in Heaven.
@Harmonicaman1000
@Harmonicaman1000 3 жыл бұрын
Love the same humour I have as a A.D.H.D nut case 😝 😂. Smart man 👍👍👍✝️📖🕊🥰💪God is great 👍. Love Gods humour 😁
@dross24MA
@dross24MA 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jeff!! The yo-yo & bubble? I couldn't stop laughing! How, oh, how I remember dealing with those! Biting? Easy way to stop it back then was to bite back - just once - and ask, "How do *you* like it?" No more biting. Falling? We used to ask if they hurt the floor when they fell - prevented a lot of crying, and prompted a lot of laughter.
@ireneposadas1163
@ireneposadas1163 Жыл бұрын
I remember my sister bit my daughter to teach her a lesson. Not hard, but it hurt. Never bit anyone again! The bubble shot made me laugh so much!
@joetengler9251
@joetengler9251 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is awesome
@maryfrederickson9400
@maryfrederickson9400 3 жыл бұрын
OMG-- Patrick from Sponge Bob??? Can't stop laughing!!!
@anaderol5408
@anaderol5408 3 жыл бұрын
I don't have grandkids - so I had to google Patrick from Sponge Bob!
@rjstewart4103
@rjstewart4103 4 жыл бұрын
It's a little extra funny as I sit here watching on February 29th
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 жыл бұрын
Too funny!
@carolelangat-fortune4557
@carolelangat-fortune4557 3 жыл бұрын
Easy listening, I love the old school reminiscence ❤❤❤
@rebeccaatkinson4531
@rebeccaatkinson4531 2 жыл бұрын
Dry ice lol
@suzannehoulden3632
@suzannehoulden3632 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I'm just discovering him today???
@lisaangelos3184
@lisaangelos3184 3 жыл бұрын
He’s awesome!!! God bless
@robinluich5576
@robinluich5576 4 жыл бұрын
I love him
@carolbaker2393
@carolbaker2393 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. I'm 4'11 and joke if I start shrinking in my old age I'll be stuck back into a booster seat. 😁
@stephanieeide1076
@stephanieeide1076 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I need a stool to get in an SUV. I have to haul myself in it.
@peachmelba9333
@peachmelba9333 2 жыл бұрын
Carol & Stephanie--- I live in a house designed for you- the problem I'm high 5ft numbers- perpetual backache from from bending down to work on my kitchen counters- just before they cram you into a booster seat, ask them to put me on a torture rack and stretch me back tall. 😀 Operate on my spine? Ortho says I might not live through it and besides he don't do it, would I mind going to the State Capital where maybe they could do something? No thank you I've got the Quasimodo look down pretty good. I've had both knees replaced 🙃 so which leg do I drag? Wonder if Dry Bar can use a lady my age? Told Sister I'D ALWAYS wanted to be a martyr but the initiation looks pretty rough. She said I might still qualify for sainthood, yeah I can see it- Blessed Peachie the Unready- I'm sure I'll do just fine and dandy.
@rebeccaatkinson4531
@rebeccaatkinson4531 2 жыл бұрын
I shrunk 2inches it's true here's another true thing about old u cNt hold your pee... Can't sleep unless you're full;
@annabailey541
@annabailey541 4 жыл бұрын
I remembered the nine feet slide and the hot sun. And trying to flip over the swing bar, what fun. Also the see saw Your friend would jump off and your fanny would hit the ground. Ouch
@shilohauraable
@shilohauraable 2 жыл бұрын
I was remembering that in my 40s while swinging with my elementary age son. I brilliantly said, "Watch This!", & launched out of my swing at the high forward arc! The shock when I hit the ground vibrated from my feet, up my back and into the top of my head! Not what I remembered at ALL! I had shin splints for a month! And all my son could say was, "Why did you do that while you were old, Mom?" Kids. 🙄
@zelva1961
@zelva1961 3 жыл бұрын
Love the clean funny comedy.
@ericb5194
@ericb5194 4 жыл бұрын
He does seem a little bit off but the venue, audience, etc. can make a difference too. Still one of our best comedic talents around.
@sharonarmstrong1016
@sharonarmstrong1016 3 жыл бұрын
If you guys like Jeff Allen you need to watch his episode in which he gives his testimony! All about how he came to know Jesus! In the midst of all the turmoil in his life! It is an amazing story!!!!
@JimBob-ky8sm
@JimBob-ky8sm 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't come here to be saved I came to laugh. George Carlin was right. We need an additional commandment. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
@shelleyannette
@shelleyannette 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff you're great!!
@debsad7500
@debsad7500 3 жыл бұрын
I just LOVE him!!! 😂🤣
@karenmallonee3867
@karenmallonee3867 3 жыл бұрын
Giving God the Glory! Amen!!! ❤️✝️❤️
@kimberlymanley9732
@kimberlymanley9732 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny!! 😁😁😁😄😂😂
@JeroenTel
@JeroenTel 5 ай бұрын
Bless you, Jeff ! You bring a lot of laughs to people sharing your honest stories. 🙂
@TimothyMuhlfeld
@TimothyMuhlfeld Ай бұрын
GOD BLESS ,JEFF AND WIFE!!!
@sillywamosir
@sillywamosir 3 жыл бұрын
he's the only guy in the world who can talk politic sarcastically without offending anybody.. we all know being sarcastic is his default =))
@johnnygee1625
@johnnygee1625 3 жыл бұрын
Very clever and funny !
@joebaby1975
@joebaby1975 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny!! I just gotta point out. When he starts talking about the fit bit, he pulls his sleeve over his watch. Like, someone is going to notice that he’s not wearing right now. Lol.
@vickiehannah5248
@vickiehannah5248 3 жыл бұрын
loved you show and that you give God the glory.
@TheUpperRoomPresents09
@TheUpperRoomPresents09 3 жыл бұрын
yes, so good!
@rbcreations2
@rbcreations2 3 жыл бұрын
Love your show and your message
@briannarichardson9511
@briannarichardson9511 3 жыл бұрын
I got two words for the CIA: Brazilian Wax
@deborahduthie4519
@deborahduthie4519 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew someone of my generation to whom I could send this Comedians tape. I suppose it’s not tape but you know what I mean.😁
@piazee3460
@piazee3460 3 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy Jeff's standup
@lola8614
@lola8614 3 жыл бұрын
You can send it via messenger and message ( SMART phone) plus
@jeanniebell9493
@jeanniebell9493 9 ай бұрын
Love your comedy Jeff ! Looking forward to more ! :)
@yankeegirldownunder1375
@yankeegirldownunder1375 4 жыл бұрын
He is so funny
@mrequi1
@mrequi1 Жыл бұрын
I've been a big stand up fan for 50+years. I've seen some of the greats live. Such as George Carlin, Ghalliger (sp), Seattle comedian Rod Long. And now Jeff Allen. He deserves his spot.
@russk1971
@russk1971 3 жыл бұрын
God bless you 🙏 a very funny look at life as an older guy
@stinkwd
@stinkwd 3 жыл бұрын
Great guy.
@poppyron4411
@poppyron4411 4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, enjoyed watching. I hope your manager checks out The Villages in Florida. I would love to see your show in person.
@aliciadecker6353
@aliciadecker6353 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely..I would love to see him as well I would bring my 91 yr old granny and my mom who are both Christian's ..they would enjoy his show very much..he is EXTREMELY funny(I laughed so hard I cried) we ALL NEED laughter in our lives.. but sadly enough , for some of us that doesn't come around very often..😞 Oh how I wish he could come to Florida..what a release and fulfillment we would get at the same time 😁..in just one evening..🥴😁😊.I live in Belleview..😁😁 we could be in the Villages in 20 min..! Just say when..😁
@marionholtzmann6872
@marionholtzmann6872 Жыл бұрын
Love Jeff in different settings, glad the audience finally came around once they realized it wasn't full of vulgar language. He's a hit most every place, but really, this audience was kind of lame. Those that got him, and embraced his humor, thank you!
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