Agreed. I can’t wait to find an opportunity to use it!

@@jaredargento1511 Just look at our system that we are living in... it's literally wheel turning but hamster is dead. 😂

Did you ever see rodney dangerfeild

​@@starwarzfan71 Rodney was wonderful !! 🤗

Check out Terry Fator.

Rich Little was very talented with different voices. Although he isn't a ventriloquist. Ventriloquism in itself is a unique art.

Not true

Jeff is the Mel Blanc of ventriloquism. (Mel Blanc was called "the man of 1000 voices" who did the Warner Brothers cartoon voices of Bugs Bunny, etc.).

Robin Williams😊

Just like Rodney!

Great

He was even funny back in the mid 80's Jeff was on the Super Dave Osborn show once or twice.

I think it was 2006 when I saw him, watching him on my smart phone is so hilarious!

@@XXLSSBBW I feel ya!

Well, it’s 2023 now and Jeff is still incredible today.

He's been 76 for 20+ years!

He's gotten taller.

And he's been married for one year less in twenty...

Evan Kapusta -- Likewise... (I don't know which year it was but) his head became larger so that audiences could see his facial expressions more easily.

Only one thing has. He went from WWII vet to Vietnam Vet.

Hell naw this comment is freaking hilarious.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Walter: It’s rotten day in my neighborhood Deuueagghh There’s this one douchebag walks his dog and the mutt always craps on my lawn, and the whole time my wife is like AwwwWWW Isn’t He CUTE I’m like oh you think he’s cute why don’t you go marry him! He’d hump your leg to orgasm Then do it doggystyle What I wouldn’t give to put a muzzle on my wife when she starts nagging

Mr. Rogers was awesome!

That was amazing

What that means ! I didnt get it! :D

means you cant compare marriage to being in prison ..reason the warden at a prison cant go max out all your credit cards but your wife can ..that's why you cant compare the two

Sad Muaz it's like the saying goes that love is for the blind and marriage is a institution for the blind

@@moha4917 You'll get it once you married

Johnny Bravo I am maried and I understand „prisson“ but not „waeden doesnt max ohr ur credit cards“

Absolutely. I'll take Jeff-fa-fa anytime over British Ventriloquist Nina Conti! The whole range of characters is fantastic too!!!

What's even funny is when the puppets break the illusion. Or a mistake happens and he just improvises.

+Mathew Godfrey, or using the puppets to take the piss out of himself.... Still, Jeff is sooooo much better than Nina Conti!!

True

name one dat tops Jeff Dunham

He is amazing... Hello. Lisa.

A friend of mine got me hooked on Jeff Dunham, he truly is a talented comedian/ventriloquist 😄

They are not standing up, they where late.

Detail like when walter leans forward and looks around thats my favorite gesture

And you are the one who noticed that 😶😳

@@mikestock969 o

Like Red Skelton

@@mikeholland3986 Yes. Red is no longer with us.

Adds to the illusion

I know right?!😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

...I liquidated mine - good equity. ......Then I liquidated the marriage.

I would’ve said Tupperware, Walter will explain why

😱😱😱

Theres somthing very ominous about the way you said that

That is how chucky was created lol

Omg they are his horcruxes! Jeff Dunham plans to live forever!!!

Karen Williams, so did Voldemort but, you don't see people laughing at him!

Hello. Karen Williams

IAVAIN I just noticed lol

I didn't even notice that until you said it.

Lololol

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😂😂🤣😂

reply...what did you take to Alcatraz?

@@investstrategist You get back what you had with you when you go in. Clothes, everything on you.

Subject Delta I died XD

😁😁😁😁😁😁😐😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗

As someone who took French in middle school and high school, I happen to know that that word means “Hello.”

@@jaredargento1511 can't tell if you regret or not

DELSIN y man? I don’t regret taking French, but by now, I’ve forgotten most of what I learned in that language.

Too funny mehn😂😂😂

It also taste like water just been passed by the management!!!

Moon Moon as an american, budweiser sucks. As does Coors Light.

Well on behalf of the American people, I apologize for our poor beer, which somehow is considered passable as a drink...

Really? 1.5% is laughable. Come back when it is 5% more.

Me, my grandma just hits on me, 😂

Or maybe one is watching this

Its so sad that im laughing

J Smith yup.....1/2 way thru, only 9 more years. 😑🤬

@@kevinchappell3694 l feel for you mean, l really do. Stay strong, brother.

Alimony shouldn't exist. If you are divorced, that means you are no longer responsible for the former spouse in any kind of way, especially financially. It's like being single again. If you are still financially responsible for the other person, you are not really divorced. If the spouse can't survive and take care of themselves financially in the lifestyle they became accustomed to while you were married, well then that's tough-titty! DEAL WITH IT! Life is about taking care of your own damn self. Your parents stop financially supporting you at age 18 when you become an adult, so as an adult you need to take responsibility for yourself. Don't depend on anybody else to support you, especially a romantic partner you don't want to be with any longer. Same thing with child support. Only the parent who makes enough money to support the kids gets custody. If its shared custody, they are responsible for them only during the time the children stays with them. The ONLY REASON why a poor mother (it's always a poor single mother) should get custody is because the children are not safe with the father because of ABUSE. But in this case, he must go to prison, and thus all financial savings of the household go to the wife. Very few women today are stay at home wives, and it's not the 19th century any more. Women can get a high education and have good paying jobs now. If both parents were poor, why make the one who doesn't get the kids have to suffer? He has his own finances to take care of. They wanted to split up. They didn't think about the kids' welfare. If love and family are important, you need to do everything in your power to make the relationship work. If you can't, then the kids aren't safe with either parent. How many dads lose the right to see their kids, not because he was abusive, but because the mom hates the guy so much she withdraws her consent for him to see the kids. So he has to pay for them, but he's not legally allowed to see them, and they are not legally his children any more. (This happened to a friend of mine.) Therefore, he isn't responsible to pay for their needs. Thats like if a neighbor needs to pay for kids that aren't his own, but he becomes responsible for them because he is just a friend to the widow with 3 kids next door. Tough. If you get the kids after a divorce, you are fully financially responsible for them, ON YOUR OWN. If the other parent is out of the picture, treat them as if they were really dead, instead of just wishing that the spouse was dead. You get absolutely nothing after a divorce from your former spouse. The marriage is OVER. You aren't entitled to anything of theirs. This needs to be the law. It would certainly stop a lot of gold diggers who marry rich guys they don't even love, then divorce, just to get his money. No, I've never been married, but I don't expect ANYBODY to take care of me besides myself.

3 years, 4 months to go here...when someone asks me if I have any kids, I say no, except the one I married. Alimony is child like support payments... Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence... Divorce is expensive because it's worth it.

wiisalute -- It is exactly like there 2, 3 (or more) persons up there on stage at once. Isn't it? -- Just feel for his wife... She never knows which man /character she will wake up to the next morning! :-D

You mean they are not?

@Lindón Moneda Piss poor Ventriloquist

Suspended disbelief

chivalryalive just wait until she wakes up to chucky

O Walter pensou que eu estaria . pegando o By do Jeff's o Walter pensou errado . quem pode pegar e Trump Biden. Estes e que temos que ficar atento eles são o nosso alvo.#

I think Walter is mean and insulting to everybody.... That is why we love him.

Stoopid metoo movement. This is rough but reality.

@@abrahamray3389 That used to be the definition of comedy. Comedians now choose one side (usually anyone Right of center) to humiliate and demean. They aren't funny.

@@knitwit7082 that's why Jeff Dunham is funny, he makes fun of everyone, because we all do things worthy of humiliation, even himself!

what does that mean ?

Walter doesnt put the toillet seat down, after a piss, making his wife mad. So, he says to her "learn to hover", as in, "piss and crap like a helo..."

Helder Martins LOL.. that was too high for my English knowledge.

I love ur profile pic from iron maiden

problem is that once she learns to hover she will basically zurn into a hover tank (if you get the joke).

So amazing 😍😍😍😍... Hello. Gregorita.

Yes, and the family!!

Joey Bolzau • My husband would like to spend a week with Jose Jalapeño...on a steeek. He just loves him.

Adds to the illusion

Savage

JimTheGunner95 damn

Jim,. You're confused... that's the mirror you're looking at. Don't say that about yourself.

5:03

I thoroughly enjoyed this programme..k

HOLY CRAP

Yup

jeff, your the best. i laugh so hard i cry keep up the good work

did he ever do 2 at once.... Ventriloquists puppets, that is.

achmed has a son ? I been in a coma.

well he did do the one with peanut, mini jeff, jose and the worm all at once

Yes. His name is Aj.

Quinton McHale he's done 3 at once

Though

Oh dear, same like me!

@@hans2406 yeah. I think it's a bug going around.