Walter For President

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rusty6of6

rusty6of6

16 жыл бұрын

Walter makes a very important political announcement!

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@theloneranger8725
@theloneranger8725 5 жыл бұрын
When elected, Walter's first executive order would be that all drivers in the country would have to drive with their right turn signal on all the time! His second action would be to appoint his wife ambassador ............. to Antarctica.
@russelllewis224
@russelllewis224 Жыл бұрын
Wait...we've ALREADY GOT Walter in the White House !
@smc1942
@smc1942 Жыл бұрын
...or to Mars! 😂🤣
@chrissteed8170
@chrissteed8170 6 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂.
@jaywatts1457
@jaywatts1457 6 ай бұрын
@@russelllewis224 You’re wrong, Walter got beat in the last election and his sawdust filled blockhead doesn’t want to accept it
@elioroseano987
@elioroseano987 4 ай бұрын
........
@danworthington4789
@danworthington4789 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff is so good, it seems like there are 2 people on the stage.
@alejandroyava
@alejandroyava 5 жыл бұрын
You should see him when he makes it look like there are 4 people in the stage.
@rolandroy6885
@rolandroy6885 4 жыл бұрын
He is really good when he has all his dolls on stage,, sometimes I forget he's up there doing all of them,,lol 🤣
@reasonerenlightened2456
@reasonerenlightened2456 3 жыл бұрын
Walter is finally in the white house.
@willscottsmith8360
@willscottsmith8360 Жыл бұрын
I often imagine what it’d be like to see the puppets when Jeff isn’t controlling them… It’d probably look like they’re dead
@user-vv1xu2lh5s
@user-vv1xu2lh5s 2 ай бұрын
Walter shut the hell up I have something else to say Walter oh good lord your not coming out of the closet are yah ? Walter Folks like me Walter and not just you Walter Black folks too Walter Sorry Camera guy Walter even the Indians Walter not the ones that go oh thank you for calling customer support Walter in this city Walter that I am now running for president of the United States 🇺🇸 Walter oh yes is time for me to talk to my people Walter oh I’m for it any women with Tiny breast should be taxed Walter Next Walter how can you have your girlfriend have sex on the patio Walter is that political question? Walter I don’t know put a hot guy on the patio Walter yeah Walter what would I do to stop to terrorism Walter first I get Toby Keith to write another song about a putting a boot in their ass I tell ya I love that guy Walter than I send a bunch of Jehovahs witnesses to bang on their tents early in the morning just to piss em off Walter and than maybe out frustration they freaking kill them selves Walter 💥 Walter oh do I look like the keeper of that Knowledge? Walter well Tupperware light weight when she hits you with it Walter neither does Rosie O Donald and she won’t stop yapping unless you shoved cake in her mouth Walter well shit happens Walter Hit and Run Walter who am I considering as a Vice Presidential candidate maybe John McCain Walter yeah Walter he’s old I’m old he’s grumpy I’m grumpy Walter he was prisoner of war for more than 5 years I’m usually locked in a freaking suitcase Walter thank you sir hola Walter what did I say what did say Walter yeah Walter buy Prius Walter Missionary Walter oh sometimes it takes that long to get drunk again Walter oh Damn Canadians Walter oh get her a pole and say dance Bitch Walter oh I think success has gone to her ass
@smc1942
@smc1942 4 жыл бұрын
My question to Walter was... "What is your policy on Foreign Affairs?" He replied... "I'm totally against them! If people are going to fool around, they should do it right here in the USA!"
@dattentlife602
@dattentlife602 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff is the best!!!... Hands down America needs more comedy right now. Great job brodie.. Funny as hell..
@dartmada9733
@dartmada9733 7 жыл бұрын
I like how even Jeff seems surprised by the things Walter says
@mikephilipps1103
@mikephilipps1103 Жыл бұрын
Ýý rd we ex 3rd 3rd 2x4 3rd q
@quintincortes3861
@quintincortes3861 Жыл бұрын
They are the best 🙂😊😊
@stuartheidkamp3526
@stuartheidkamp3526 Жыл бұрын
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@rosehathaway3490
@rosehathaway3490 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is the best!!!
@user-vv1xu2lh5s
@user-vv1xu2lh5s 2 ай бұрын
@@stuartheidkamp3526 Walter shut the hell up I have something else to say Walter oh good lord your not coming out of the closet are yah ? Walter Folks like me Walter and not just you Walter Black folks too Walter Sorry Camera guy Walter even the Indians Walter not the ones that go oh thank you for calling customer support Walter in this city Walter that I am now running for president of the United States 🇺🇸 Walter oh yes is time for me to talk to my people Walter oh I’m for it any women with Tiny breast should be taxed Walter Next Walter how can you have your girlfriend have sex on the patio Walter is that political question? Walter I don’t know put a hot guy on the patio Walter yeah Walter what would I do to stop to terrorism Walter first I get Toby Keith to write another song about a putting a boot in their ass I tell ya I love that guy Walter than I send a bunch of Jehovahs witnesses to bang on their tents early in the morning just to piss em off Walter and than maybe out frustration they freaking kill them selves Walter 💥 Walter oh do I look like the keeper of that Knowledge? Walter well Tupperware light weight when she hits you with it Walter neither does Rosie O Donald and she won’t stop yapping unless you shoved cake in her mouth Walter well shit happens Walter Hit and Run Walter who am I considering as a Vice Presidential candidate maybe John McCain Walter yeah Walter he’s old I’m old he’s grumpy I’m grumpy Walter he was prisoner of war for more than 5 years I’m usually locked in a freaking suitcase Walter thank you sir hola Walter what did I say what did say Walter yeah Walter buy Prius Walter Missionary Walter oh sometimes it takes that long to get drunk again Walter oh Damn Canadians Walter oh get her a pole and say dance Bitch Walter oh I think success has gone to her ass
@Dwijy13
@Dwijy13 13 жыл бұрын
"hey walter what's the secret for a long and happy marriage?" "do I seem the keeper of that knowledge"
@HLHReviews
@HLHReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Tupperware. It’s lightweight, so it hurts less when she hits you with it.
@reasonerenlightened2456
@reasonerenlightened2456 3 жыл бұрын
Walter is finally in the white house. 2021
@samuelschick8813
@samuelschick8813 2 жыл бұрын
Ex wife after buying her a gift: " I'm happy." Me: " No. You are just temporarily satisfied. There is not such thing as a happy women." Yes, I was Walter before Walter was Walter.
@Happy.Viewer
@Happy.Viewer 2 жыл бұрын
@@samuelschick8813 It is bad if ☺ our Women thinks their Men must have responsibility to give them Gifts on time and many times monthly and yearly.! If not, because you forget or whatever, then she would be crazy, angry and would warn you or their Men for a divorce posibility!. Then, it would be fine for everyone. I did try to just say "Sorry, Darling" to my Wife. Then I plan for the next saying "Sorry" chance again ans again....until My Wife stop fxcking yelling at me because she would be tired but still not go to divorce decision yet.! I hope, in future, she will not bother to ask me for any Gift on time anymore! For what!? Not make sense to us anymore. I will be free. She will be free of mind set. No more suffer. Because we did try to eat all the suffers for living in peace, simplicity and safety. What do u think? Any comment would be welcomed, in freedom. 🤔😘🥰😎🍉🍓🍌🍍🍎🍏🍐🍒🍓🍅🍄🌰🌶🍹🍹 I love my Wife, Daughter and my Family, of course.
@samuelschick8813
@samuelschick8813 2 жыл бұрын
@@Happy.Viewer, If you have done nothing wrong never apologize as will only make things worse. If you keep apologizing for things you did not do then everything will become your fault. Start recording her tantrums and physical, verbal and mental abuse.
@trekker3382
@trekker3382 4 жыл бұрын
"put a hot guy on the patio" . . . brilliant
@mdensham
@mdensham 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@richardbuchanon8048
@richardbuchanon8048 4 жыл бұрын
@@mdensham r55
@calibercal9526
@calibercal9526 3 жыл бұрын
DNN Dunham Network News
@kennethfieger6935
@kennethfieger6935 3 жыл бұрын
@@mdensham mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mlm iillllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmvmmmm
@hbpu2156
@hbpu2156 2 жыл бұрын
Burn.. lol 😂
@PotatoTune
@PotatoTune 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm usually locked in the frickin suitcase " i'm dying laughing 😂😂😂
@donaldboyer8182
@donaldboyer8182 5 ай бұрын
I thought he was going to he has been in prison as well.. Marriage.
@d.l.technic5
@d.l.technic5 6 жыл бұрын
"Well s**t happens!"
@robertrowley4929
@robertrowley4929 8 жыл бұрын
He's got my vote for sure.
@NatureNoah1104
@NatureNoah1104 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@jpandelross1865
@jpandelross1865 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@MegaBekem
@MegaBekem 4 жыл бұрын
I would vote for Walter over Hillary and Achmed over Ilhan Omar!
@dylanarmstrong9328
@dylanarmstrong9328 5 жыл бұрын
This little short just proves how talented Jeff is. Coming up with funny jokes on the spot is tough
@tiberiuradulescu869
@tiberiuradulescu869 5 жыл бұрын
I think the questions are fixed, thet are rwading them from cards
@FernandoMartinez-pv1id
@FernandoMartinez-pv1id 5 жыл бұрын
Whats impressive is how he can offend anyone and everyone so easily before the era of Mainstream SJWs
@unseen4047
@unseen4047 2 жыл бұрын
@@tiberiuradulescu869 GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ.....no there not...
@leokimvideo
@leokimvideo 2 жыл бұрын
Fact is if Walter did run for president he would win against all the other dummies are also trying. At least with Walter you know the puppet master is also worthy of President as well.
@dartmada9733
@dartmada9733 5 жыл бұрын
The little girl had the only real political question
@SewerRatID
@SewerRatID 5 жыл бұрын
The little girl was Jeff's daughter.
@andymanson3836
@andymanson3836 4 жыл бұрын
SewerRatID Holy crap, really?
@davidsiler5505
@davidsiler5505 4 жыл бұрын
Dart Mada maybe “SHE” should run for president!
@stache297
@stache297 12 күн бұрын
@@andymanson3836yeah that was his youngest daughter Kenna (she’s a bombshell now)
@Amali-tj3qs
@Amali-tj3qs 4 жыл бұрын
Damn.. that guy who screamed at 1:29 almost gave me a heart attack 😂
@AliPaloba
@AliPaloba 8 жыл бұрын
And his running mate will be Peanut.
@yugioh624
@yugioh624 8 жыл бұрын
+Ali Paloba no achmed
@ronaldknutson7346
@ronaldknutson7346 7 жыл бұрын
+lulu cc he will stop the terrorists by sending more terrorists
@JP-ks7ey
@JP-ks7ey 7 жыл бұрын
Achmed will be head of the CIA or special forces
@slash1994
@slash1994 15 жыл бұрын
How does Dunham do it? This guy needs a genius medal.
@SCARb0y1000
@SCARb0y1000 11 жыл бұрын
*what's the quickest way to end a fight with your spouse?* Walter: hit and run
@Moon-Dogg212
@Moon-Dogg212 6 жыл бұрын
What’s the best way to end a fight with your spouse hit and run
@mickiemouseHM
@mickiemouseHM 4 жыл бұрын
Walter would make a great president. He would help us build a ‘real wall’ to keep those Canadians out. Yes indeed.
@pHD77
@pHD77 4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate possible irony? Trump is currently building that wall to keep Mexicans out. But with the way things might be going in the US, it'll probably be used to keep Americans from fleeing the US.
@KristinHarmony
@KristinHarmony 14 жыл бұрын
I love Jeff's face when the little girl is reading off her card, it's halarious, he's just all "Uh...."
@TheHeat55
@TheHeat55 4 жыл бұрын
Classy, funny and intelligent humor. Keep it comin' Jeff.
@tjstarblood624
@tjstarblood624 5 жыл бұрын
May Walter be president, Peanut be the Vice, Jose Jalapeño be immigration, Melvin be the country's protector, and may Achmed deliver all the public speeches.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 4 жыл бұрын
Achmed should be minister of defence
@hershel194785
@hershel194785 4 жыл бұрын
He would make especially for Trump, Walter looks just like Biden. He would be against Biden. He looks just like Biden. put him up against Biden Face you will see Biden. VOTE TRUMP!! Jeff is for you only.
@jimandpamelarobinson1646
@jimandpamelarobinson1646 4 жыл бұрын
love
@warrenshelly2620
@warrenshelly2620 2 жыл бұрын
I know achmed would have a bomb speech everytime
@crazyman7671
@crazyman7671 Жыл бұрын
Walter: President Melvin: Vice President Jose Jalapeño: Director of ICE Sweet Daddy D: Chief of Staff Achmed: Secretary of Defense Bubba J: Director of ATF Peanut: Postmaster General A. Jeff: National Security Advisor Achmed Junior: Foreign Relations
@sirfrydryk360
@sirfrydryk360 Жыл бұрын
Never gets old, love Walter.
@georgeward2882
@georgeward2882 4 жыл бұрын
I'm voting for Him!!! Vote for Walter in 2020!!
@esquilarga
@esquilarga 4 жыл бұрын
No...no..no...
@kaboom138
@kaboom138 10 жыл бұрын
At least with Walter we can see who's actually controlling him, am i right?
@bozzskaggs112
@bozzskaggs112 2 жыл бұрын
Your comment is even more relevant but less funny in May '22.
@elonwhatever
@elonwhatever Жыл бұрын
@@bozzskaggs112 why wasn't it in 2018?
@newcollector
@newcollector 4 жыл бұрын
The little girl's question gets me every time!
@Horse237
@Horse237 8 жыл бұрын
Walter, what do you think of Hillary? I think success has gone to her ass.
@richardcline1337
@richardcline1337 4 жыл бұрын
The one saving grace to her losing the election is that they didn't have to install a cargo door on Air Force One.
@TheWordMercy82
@TheWordMercy82 3 жыл бұрын
Tap, tap, tap!
@your_local_hapa
@your_local_hapa 7 жыл бұрын
1:27 YAAAAASSSS!!!!! That dude in the background though. Lol
@curtwall7089
@curtwall7089 8 жыл бұрын
jeff dunham should have a movie dedicted to his puppets i would see it
@matthewprovince9778
@matthewprovince9778 5 жыл бұрын
curt wall I agree
@jasongarcia9614
@jasongarcia9614 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't they kinda made a cartoon of one of them on comedy central if I'm not mistaken I believe it was with Ahkmed the dead terrorist
@magicnarwhal2305
@magicnarwhal2305 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what all the DVD movies are
@losersquadhd1234
@losersquadhd1234 4 жыл бұрын
It took me a few seconds to read this, I really thought that dedicted was a word, I think you forgot an A.
@danieldishon688
@danieldishon688 4 жыл бұрын
"Give her a pole and say 'dance bitch" I lost it after this lol.
@libra9633
@libra9633 7 жыл бұрын
I frickin wish this was true, I'd vote for Walter even if it was my last day on earth Hands Down.
@brandondowdy4220
@brandondowdy4220 4 жыл бұрын
He would doing alot better than everyone that's been in office since 2001 or before that.
@rugrat1235
@rugrat1235 3 жыл бұрын
@ms. will always love my life Walter woulda done a better job than Obama, not alive or not!🤣
@reasonerenlightened2456
@reasonerenlightened2456 3 жыл бұрын
Walter is finally in the white house. 2021
@TheY2AProblem
@TheY2AProblem 14 жыл бұрын
"How do you tell your wife that you're gay" "Buy a Prius"
@gerritwelgraven4557
@gerritwelgraven4557 6 жыл бұрын
TheY2AProblem what is a Prius ?
@komkwam
@komkwam 6 жыл бұрын
+gerrit welgraven Toyota Prius.
@WhyIslaam
@WhyIslaam 4 жыл бұрын
why prius car..?
@wickedrabbit1173
@wickedrabbit1173 4 жыл бұрын
@@WhyIslaam gay people did a video about it
@radeonseries
@radeonseries 4 жыл бұрын
@@WhyIslaam Jeff owns a blue Prius
@undeadgearreviews8184
@undeadgearreviews8184 3 жыл бұрын
What's the best way to end a fight with your spouse , Hit and run 😂
@CaptainIreland100
@CaptainIreland100 6 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeff Dunham came up with these things is amazing,
@eliasjohannesen1747
@eliasjohannesen1747 6 жыл бұрын
I sometimes forget that Walter is Jeff putting on a voice
@chaytonsmith8283
@chaytonsmith8283 6 жыл бұрын
Elias Johannesen ikr?
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 5 жыл бұрын
He is?!? O_o
@minionsassemble4359
@minionsassemble4359 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's just really hard to tell
@FernandoMartinez-pv1id
@FernandoMartinez-pv1id 5 жыл бұрын
We all do
@wowdad3055
@wowdad3055 5 жыл бұрын
Some times you forget that they are puppets.
@johnday7362
@johnday7362 5 жыл бұрын
I think that this is the best comedy sketch I've ever seen in my entire life.
@cupofearlgreytea7651
@cupofearlgreytea7651 5 жыл бұрын
The sad part is he'd probably be 99% better than every other politician to date
@DoubleM-hf6ih
@DoubleM-hf6ih 11 ай бұрын
Probably? He would be.
@morganswaim7174
@morganswaim7174 9 жыл бұрын
He should really run for president!!
@catalinasimon9215
@catalinasimon9215 8 жыл бұрын
+James Rosales not like country isn't already run by political puppets representing the interests of big corporations and money hungry companies...
@angelavery9113
@angelavery9113 8 жыл бұрын
+James Rosales "Are you stupid or something" I'm guessing you ask yourself that every time you look at the mirror.
@qbbooker4322
@qbbooker4322 4 жыл бұрын
how do you know that your wish came true⋯we have real grumpy dummy running the country 😏
@berlindakorantemaa6786
@berlindakorantemaa6786 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Swaim . Y
@F5_cena
@F5_cena 7 жыл бұрын
what if jeff was elected president and achmed did the speeches lol
@glittergamergirl1176
@glittergamergirl1176 5 жыл бұрын
Ironi at it's finest
@average2savage1
@average2savage1 5 жыл бұрын
Good evening my fellow infidels I mean Americans!
@DarkLink1996
@DarkLink1996 5 жыл бұрын
@@average2savage1 XD
@stopbeingapatheticbitch8628
@stopbeingapatheticbitch8628 5 жыл бұрын
Silence CNN!!!!! I keeeeel you!
@joel5611
@joel5611 5 жыл бұрын
Silence! I deport you!
@aubreyjesusfreak
@aubreyjesusfreak 13 жыл бұрын
"Well, Shit Happens" This should totally be his slogan!!
@gachalex1166
@gachalex1166 4 жыл бұрын
It is
@tigerguy1013
@tigerguy1013 2 жыл бұрын
No it should be either “I don’t give a damn” or “shut the hell up”
@michelleebey
@michelleebey Жыл бұрын
It’s gotta be “Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out.”
@Aloyus_Knight
@Aloyus_Knight 13 жыл бұрын
Walter needs his own talk show.
@JamesJohnson-ro2jq
@JamesJohnson-ro2jq 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t care, but all the other ventriloquists don’t hold a candle to you Jeff.
@lesliekerr8216
@lesliekerr8216 3 жыл бұрын
I love Walter! He's the only man who brings tears with his jokes.
@FanGirlMania
@FanGirlMania 13 жыл бұрын
"Well, Shit happends." I laughed SO.FUCKING. HARD.
@chuckselvage3157
@chuckselvage3157 Жыл бұрын
Walter is a legend 🤣
@allanrobbins5584
@allanrobbins5584 3 жыл бұрын
I loved Walter’s routine at the G7 conference. He’s hilarious!
@captprice1b-06
@captprice1b-06 5 жыл бұрын
4:48 LOL XD hit and run
@geofredotappan9777
@geofredotappan9777 Жыл бұрын
A block of WOOD can't be any worse than what we have now.
@Astatine0936
@Astatine0936 15 жыл бұрын
That little girl's question and walters answer made me laugh my ass off making my dad think i was going crazy but when he watched it he laughed harder than ever XD JEFF DUNHAM IS #1
@steeleboy09
@steeleboy09 8 жыл бұрын
Walter for president 2020!! Make it happen!!!!!!
@evaboonie8682
@evaboonie8682 4 жыл бұрын
We'd like,77
@schechter01
@schechter01 3 жыл бұрын
I wish it had, honestly
@FireLordJohn3191
@FireLordJohn3191 2 жыл бұрын
It did. We have a puppet in the White House.
@cl6962
@cl6962 Жыл бұрын
Lol Walter made it in 2020
@joanlopez2347
@joanlopez2347 4 жыл бұрын
I wish Walter had won instead of who we got. I'd love to see the Dems try to impeach HIM!
@kenchristian146
@kenchristian146 4 жыл бұрын
Joan Lopez Me too!
@pHD77
@pHD77 4 жыл бұрын
If Walter was to be impeached, he'd have thrown Peanut under the bus.
@shurdi3
@shurdi3 15 жыл бұрын
woman:walter whatsa you're secret to a long and happy marige Walter:oh do i look like the keeper of that knolege
@Biren1082
@Biren1082 15 жыл бұрын
''well shit happens" lol
@elisarayaay
@elisarayaay 6 жыл бұрын
Biren1082 I'm gonna like and comment this from 9 years ago.
@GlamorousTitanic21
@GlamorousTitanic21 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Walter can insult practically half the world in 5 minute and yet everyone has a good laugh. Given, this is from 14 years ago and you can’t make these kinds of jokes anymore without being cancelled and threatened.
@tsukichan4
@tsukichan4 2 жыл бұрын
true that
@kazykidmediainc.4668
@kazykidmediainc.4668 Жыл бұрын
Being camp so it’s stupid and means absolutely nothing imo
@jeffbosworth8116
@jeffbosworth8116 Жыл бұрын
He only gets away with it because it's the puppet talking. And I love it.
@johnschlenker3509
@johnschlenker3509 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffbosworth8116 aa
@richard40x
@richard40x Жыл бұрын
Jeff can, because he had Walter impersonalting both Biden and Trump, with Achmed as the debate moderator, and made Achmed look like the voice of sanity.
@samb7925
@samb7925 4 жыл бұрын
Woman :What's your position on womens rights ? Walter: missionary
@932ForeverLove
@932ForeverLove 4 жыл бұрын
sam jam I don’t get it
@davidmcmanus4751
@davidmcmanus4751 4 жыл бұрын
@@932ForeverLove Really?
@932ForeverLove
@932ForeverLove 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidmcmanus4751 Yes, I'm confused.
@HLHReviews
@HLHReviews 3 жыл бұрын
@@932ForeverLove Google it.
@jonmccracken8625
@jonmccracken8625 4 жыл бұрын
Walter you most DEFINITELY have my vote
@Amali-tj3qs
@Amali-tj3qs 4 жыл бұрын
“Walter what’s the best way to end a fight with your spouse?” Walter: hit and run I’d lost it 😂😂🤣
@woodlandburl6648
@woodlandburl6648 4 жыл бұрын
Wise words of wisdom from the great Walter.
@Supercatandrewman
@Supercatandrewman 7 жыл бұрын
I think I saw this show live!
@mserwasmileyface
@mserwasmileyface 12 жыл бұрын
That little girl was so cute and tried so hard, and he cussed in her face. HILARIOUS!!!
@danielkaspa
@danielkaspa 12 жыл бұрын
Jeff laughing at his own puppet is priceless.
@ronmakatura2582
@ronmakatura2582 5 жыл бұрын
Walter For President- 2018. I would vote for him ever time elections come around.
@JD-rt8ym
@JD-rt8ym 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I was in that audience that night! Being gay myself...that Man who asked that "telling my wife I'm Gay" is absolutely handsome! I love his biceps. No joke. GOD Bless him and Jeff Dunham and family for the laughs...just please...not so much time in the trunk for him. Lol Thank you Sir.
@mattgerrish908
@mattgerrish908 7 жыл бұрын
If Peanut ran for President, his running mate would be Bubba J.
@theloneranger8725
@theloneranger8725 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think it would be Jose Jalapeno. Peanut knows Jose would be the one who would "stick" to the issues.
@cthulhu9136
@cthulhu9136 4 жыл бұрын
It would be José
@duncanwaffles7492
@duncanwaffles7492 8 жыл бұрын
#voteforwalter
@warrenshelly2620
@warrenshelly2620 2 жыл бұрын
It takes that long to get drunk again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MaryHall-nq5yc
@MaryHall-nq5yc Ай бұрын
He would most definitely be a better president!!!!!
@jobsearch3540
@jobsearch3540 4 жыл бұрын
I still think Jeff should do a Tim Allen doll ...!!!
@KingJellalTV
@KingJellalTV 8 жыл бұрын
God, if only this were true
@heidimurphy4463
@heidimurphy4463 5 жыл бұрын
It’s realistic too believe it
@marysmith4576
@marysmith4576 4 жыл бұрын
@Maria Guardiola your an idiot for taking this so serious... and go back to school, your grammar sucks.
@CaryCarpenter
@CaryCarpenter 7 жыл бұрын
Walter for President!!!
@leehuff2330
@leehuff2330 10 жыл бұрын
He'd get MY vote!
@nuficuma
@nuficuma 16 жыл бұрын
Who writes for this guy? He´s a genious!!!
@MrRex1949
@MrRex1949 3 жыл бұрын
Can you just imagine if Walter became President. The Fur would fly with the Democrat’s. As Walter would insult them all. 😂 LMAO here. 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸✌️✌️
@KKHoopee
@KKHoopee 4 жыл бұрын
"Walter, what's your position on women's rights?" "Missionary" HAHAHAHA I'm dyin'!
@Aceshot-uu7yx
@Aceshot-uu7yx Жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@Chill_Beatz
@Chill_Beatz 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to say "our president is a litteral puppet"
@timnoe19
@timnoe19 3 жыл бұрын
Yes obama was a globalist puppet.
@scott49140
@scott49140 3 жыл бұрын
yes id say the establishment fucks you up the arse so hard you dont know your left from your right
@johnkwessly
@johnkwessly 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Obama was a puppet for liberals from every facet of liberals. The second worst president in my life tome. Carter was the worst. George W the third worst.
@SmashLiXs
@SmashLiXs 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnkwessly hahahahahahaha you can't be serious. obama helped rebuild the economy. wait who do you think is the worst?
@SmashLiXs
@SmashLiXs 3 жыл бұрын
that is very true
@Magnetis0101
@Magnetis0101 3 жыл бұрын
Never laughed SO hard in my life with this one.
@garryjohnson6794
@garryjohnson6794 7 жыл бұрын
yeah..if he run for president i will vote for him..waiit i'm not American 😂😂
@raoulcruz4404
@raoulcruz4404 5 жыл бұрын
That hasn't stopped a lot of people.
@zeno5689
@zeno5689 4 жыл бұрын
Your just what Democrats are looking for
@jesspeters1213
@jesspeters1213 4 жыл бұрын
Not required if you vote Democrat
@jakeforrest
@jakeforrest 3 жыл бұрын
The previous comments were profetic !
@alexboydstun952
@alexboydstun952 2 жыл бұрын
“Walter, how do you feel about border control?” “Damn Canadians” 🤣🤣
@userbasba
@userbasba Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes it takes that long to get drunk again" ROFL LMAO
@blondwiththewind
@blondwiththewind 8 жыл бұрын
WALTER FOR PRESIDENT!!!! 2016
@katrinanightmare6361
@katrinanightmare6361 8 жыл бұрын
Hi there gorgeous how are you doing
@blondwiththewind
@blondwiththewind 8 жыл бұрын
Katrina Nightmare Who, me? I'm fine!! How are you??!! :-)
@JP-ks7ey
@JP-ks7ey 7 жыл бұрын
Blond can't be any worse than trump
@blondwiththewind
@blondwiththewind 7 жыл бұрын
Joshua Harner Funny you should mention that. I've had friends and colleagues telling me I should run for office.....and two of them said they "wrote me in" on the ballot. Hell, no....I'm not "worse than Trump" :D I'd ask Bernie to be my VP...And the first bill I'd sign into law would be to require a psychiatric evaluation of any POTUS before allowed to take the oath of office. ~ RED ☮♥♫
@bobmartin6319
@bobmartin6319 4 жыл бұрын
foxhound
@davidyoung8026
@davidyoung8026 8 жыл бұрын
You got my vote
@keypenny
@keypenny 5 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣 Lolol great show guys ! 👍🏼❤️
@briannarichardson9511
@briannarichardson9511 5 жыл бұрын
Best part is, if the puppet could run he'd win.
@qbbooker4322
@qbbooker4322 4 жыл бұрын
Brianna Richardson he’ll beat Trump the grumpy dummy
@nelsonr12
@nelsonr12 15 жыл бұрын
"Walter, how do u tell your wife your gay?" *looks at jeff then back at hin* "Buy a Prius
@randomps5guy315
@randomps5guy315 6 жыл бұрын
Walter vs Oprah presidential debate 2020 confirmed
@davidsamaniego6582
@davidsamaniego6582 5 жыл бұрын
Jerry springer! Rosanne barf.
@pamelapostma8656
@pamelapostma8656 4 жыл бұрын
It takes me a lot to like political jokes and this CRACKED ME UP!
@davidsheriff8989
@davidsheriff8989 Жыл бұрын
simply the best with Walter - unbeatable duo
@stee4592
@stee4592 3 жыл бұрын
Is that JOE BIDEN .
@kingdomofgenevamapping
@kingdomofgenevamapping Ай бұрын
no it’s walter
@Skorm731
@Skorm731 4 жыл бұрын
3:19 That sound I heard many years ago and I still think it's hilarious.
@charlespiliero3709
@charlespiliero3709 10 ай бұрын
Amasing presentation.
@bstrakos2934
@bstrakos2934 3 жыл бұрын
Better than the one we have now. You go Walter.
@Matt-1126
@Matt-1126 3 жыл бұрын
Yep I’m confident that if Jeff Dunham operated Joe Biden this way , he might win.
@toddvandell85
@toddvandell85 5 жыл бұрын
Fan: "Walter, how do you tell your wife that you're gay? Walter: "Buy a Prius." Me: "Have her watch this video."
@andymanson3836
@andymanson3836 4 жыл бұрын
“Look at this guy’s profile.”
@Spect3r.
@Spect3r. 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he would say "you just did" lol
@sylviastreet
@sylviastreet 6 ай бұрын
I was going to bed, but watching them, I couldn’t sleep!
@einarvindenes9509
@einarvindenes9509 6 жыл бұрын
holy shit how i laughed of this
@queencyqueency1877
@queencyqueency1877 8 жыл бұрын
I just can't stop laughing
@voltezo
@voltezo 5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. John McCain. Guess Achmed will have to be Walter’s running mate. On the other side of the vote is Peanut and Jose. Either way, you are picking immigrants.
@dannytaylor7035
@dannytaylor7035 3 жыл бұрын
I'll right you in Walter. You'll be great for it. First thing though. Get rid of congress
@jaredspooner7223
@jaredspooner7223 8 жыл бұрын
he has my vote
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