Jeff Dye reveals how became the new owner of an NFL Pro Bowl jersey. The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. on.cc.com/1e85GN8
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@standup4 жыл бұрын
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@Thuebner11044 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central Stand-Up Airy Shaffer was the best host of This Is Not Happening. Y’all done goofed on that. No shade to Woods; he’s good. But Arie was the best.
@DylanDaManiac7984 жыл бұрын
Soooo.... What ended up happening? This guy going to jail or not?
@charleswarren19014 жыл бұрын
I checked that. It's the same thing.
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@DylanDaManiac798 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info
@MeatMachine693 жыл бұрын
My friend and I put a 20 foot tree on the 50 yard line of our junior high school football field we used post hole diggers so it was in there nice and tight the next day at school the maintenance dudes used a chainsaw to get it down but not before football practice where everyone saw it, we thought we were pretty cool
@IMKINDOFABIGDEAL135 жыл бұрын
What a smooth move, while he's pretending to be text fighting his girlfriend he was getting the audio clip ready
@jaylew8895 жыл бұрын
Wait what? What audio clip, thought he was just pretending to be fighting with his gf and instead was texting his buddy to not come out
@jaylew8895 жыл бұрын
@@BReatheNoMoReBw2L ahh gotcha, was confused and thought I missed something entirely different. Thanks
@gamingislife33324 жыл бұрын
A man of the culture i see
@kumo99934 жыл бұрын
@@BReatheNoMoReBw2L If he's prepared this set in advance I'd say there's a high chance he had the audio clip ready to go before he even got on stage XD No one's gonna set up during the middle of their set lol
@darellteague38454 жыл бұрын
Didn't catch that. Nice!
@wozzlefozzle9 жыл бұрын
Would've been better if at the end he takes off his shirt and he's wearing the jersey
@JohnBastardSnow9 жыл бұрын
***** I was expecting that.
@Randomuser95576 жыл бұрын
Callum O'leary i was thinking the same thing.
@playerknownasmousecop6 жыл бұрын
Odd question but where'd u get the profile pic?
@wozzlefozzle6 жыл бұрын
Rough Karma got it from a wallpaper i have saved on my computer
@Grassroots_Hegemon6 жыл бұрын
He said "I still have A jersey" so he'd have plausible deniability, if he showed himself wearing it that's actionable evidence, haha, he's just trying to stay outta jail, he did what he could for us hahaha
@catfishvodka66687 жыл бұрын
he should have unbuttoned his shirt revealing the jersey at the end
@MarshBrik7 жыл бұрын
that would have been amazing
@emoneyg336 жыл бұрын
oh yea that would have...
@Potentialaj6 жыл бұрын
Catfish Vodka yaaaasssss!!!!,
@damondpleasant90866 жыл бұрын
Catfish Vodka, that is the best screen name in the world.
@southsidemcconaughey2316 жыл бұрын
Iwas praying he was wearing it
@brandonbarhydt7 жыл бұрын
Just realized it was a mirror behind the comics... always thought the audience behind them were just neglected.
@garettdaly37167 жыл бұрын
Brandon Barhydt it is a strip club
@pac60107 жыл бұрын
No I don't think so because if you watch some performances they turn around and talk to those people. Also if you watch the people in the front row they don't move at the same time the people in the back are moving.
@TCt830676957 жыл бұрын
really?
@pac60107 жыл бұрын
Yes really. Like for real really.
@TCt830676957 жыл бұрын
actually why am i falling for this? are you suggesting he's a vampire? Where's his reflection?
@DigitalJesuit5 жыл бұрын
BTW... he returned the jersey and paid the money. His statement: "I still have a jersey" is true... just not THAT jersey.
@strikerrey60165 жыл бұрын
@@MrMatt713 Lol this needs to be not a reply and at the top.
@jackielinde75685 жыл бұрын
He's lucky that two grand is all they asked for. A lot of the bars back east have mob connections... Just saying.
@S501Airborne5 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I was actually still wondering lol.
@diffcontroversy4 жыл бұрын
Do we know the timing though? The prank occurred in March 2013. The standup special was uploaded to YT in January 2014, but when was it filmed? Maybe he did still have it at the time.
@whostosay32564 жыл бұрын
Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ I was wondering 👍🏻
@zacharyp75116 жыл бұрын
Love the guy that nonchalantly goes “yes” when he says they should steal something lmfao
@ldalfkjahsl9 жыл бұрын
Just for the record, he did give the jersey back (for the second time) and paid the owner the 2+ grand he was asking for...
@renatheer4 жыл бұрын
@@yigyog No, he's not. He's a dipsh*t entitled rich kid who thought the consequences were getting too big. He still thinks he's funny and that there is no reason to get upset by stealing something of sentimental value.
@MadeofSpareParts244 жыл бұрын
@@renatheer you mad?
@nicholasstuddard29784 жыл бұрын
So Vanderjagt got his jersey back, got some great publicity, and now a couple million people think he was a great kicker and not the worst choker in NFL history.
@xadriantajalle84234 жыл бұрын
@@renatheer ok boomer
@calla2114 жыл бұрын
@@xadriantajalle8423 I'm in my late 20s and this comedian sounds like a fucking moron. Doing shit to people who've never done shit to you is pretty much the definition of being an asshole. Don't know why so many people glorify that these days.
@andraignat11 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love that "Yes" to stealing at 2:44, that came from the soul and mind combined
@TheInCreDIblEMaReKU10 жыл бұрын
"it was just a goof" -Jeff Dye
@wilfbreezy3333 жыл бұрын
Jeff Daniels: “It was a goof.”
@coach_nomie3 жыл бұрын
:"D This line cracked me up more than it should have I don't know why LoL
@DannySullivanMusic2 жыл бұрын
lolll awesome comment
@PerfectNyx3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this excellent example of why we do bathroom checks at bars 🤣
@MoeMentos8 жыл бұрын
Dude sounds EXACTLY like Casey Affleck.
@codyrinehart46788 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. he does!
@lylechipperson69728 жыл бұрын
+Pharaoh Polystyrene He looks like Mark Normand too
@tituscaesar69607 жыл бұрын
Or Paul Rudd aka Antman.
@DystopianApocalypse7 жыл бұрын
i know right?!? fuckin trippy
@scottashby8807 жыл бұрын
B. Smith first thing i thought as soon as he spoke
@TheApache10110 жыл бұрын
The guy in the crowd saying "Yes" at the start of story when he first says we should steal something lol.
@bingbangboom9614 Жыл бұрын
“It’s not funny when you say it like that “ 🤣🤣🤣
@thelastmanonearth26314 жыл бұрын
Vanderjagt handled this with class IMO
@cameronmorck85103 жыл бұрын
Big time
@jasperbonez2547 Жыл бұрын
What was he gonna do? It is a jersey.
@thisguyoverhere47464 жыл бұрын
11:43 - "FUCKEN 2 GRAND!" Dude, I'm right there with you, bruh! 🤣😂🤣😂
@MashCruMusic10 жыл бұрын
"Return the jersey and give me two grand." haha
@trayvonparker47724 жыл бұрын
I’m from Marco Island & know exactly what bar he’s talking about. 😂
@orvil92232 жыл бұрын
Really? You mean you know the exact bar? owned by a former professional football player? on an island that is 5 square miles? What are the odds?
@destrym65682 жыл бұрын
@@orvil9223 I came here to say that.
@reubenisaac70222 күн бұрын
Jim Breuer is definitely in the crowd. Very distinctive laugh lol
@artic99934 жыл бұрын
1:59 “I didn’t know Peter attended theses shows
@dashoopasctch3 жыл бұрын
Just going to say that Mike seems like a really chill dude considering this guy stole his jersey and all that he's like yeah you don't want to go to jail you should probably give it back but if you don't well unfortunately you're going to go to jail
@kerley1323 Жыл бұрын
Vandy was fired from coaching middle school soccer shortly before this story. He got mad and choked a student because he made fun of Vandy for missing the playoff kick against the Steelers. Definitely not a chill dude lol
@citizenkiwi55484 жыл бұрын
he had the most sad look and twitchy worried look when he's hearing the voicemails
@saxyentertainmentwithstans89157 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dye the Prison Guy!
@o0LoveLove0o5 жыл бұрын
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
@Darth_Supaku4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dye the Prison Guy!
@salacious_modeus.4 жыл бұрын
*_Vandy’s rules~_*
@limoboy273 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@thecampfire48775 жыл бұрын
Jeff Dye, the Jim Halper of the comedy circuit.
@jackglaser20019 жыл бұрын
I'm doing a playlist of all these sets and all I can hear is the drunk guy yelling out "Yea" all the time...wished he was kicked out a long time ago.
@twisteddane6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, though I did like it when he said: "We should steal something from here" and the guy goes: "Yes".
@acklahh6 жыл бұрын
Lol that might be Ari 😂
@headcold72506 жыл бұрын
Thats the special, tiny, itty-bitty little place where the real world meets KZfaq.
@gonzorafting5 жыл бұрын
Just watched and didnt notice, but it probably was that jew mudder... God bless 'em
@angrybuffalofan17505 жыл бұрын
Jack Glaser it’s all I hear now
@SatanIsSextingMe9 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: no one in youtube comments can enjoy anything.
@whatif32715 жыл бұрын
I mean he did steal something. Idk if we should celebrate stealing someone's possessions with sentimental value
@lolgamez91715 жыл бұрын
@@whatif3271 I joke about 9/11, two seconds after hawking died I made goofed on it. It's funny, laugh
@yzertqhbog65975 жыл бұрын
yyeah
@malks95375 жыл бұрын
I did it for the cat girls I agree
@binaryvoid01015 жыл бұрын
Let's just say if he got beat up, he would deserve it. That would be funny too lolol
@KennyMcCormick993 жыл бұрын
BY FAR, TOP 5 FAVORITE STORY FROM THIS SERIES!!!
@nickgomez938 жыл бұрын
he seems like a cool dude but based on that story i have the deepest feeling in my gut that i would punch him dead in the face on multiple occasions. & he would deserve them
@dustinmercer72588 жыл бұрын
+nickgomez93 word.
@sonnygunz92078 жыл бұрын
Same. 👌
@juratchet7 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@timstadlmueller587 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right, great story though.
@SANDSCORCHER7 жыл бұрын
He came across as quite the weasely, douche, thief to me. Plus I'm with you re the face punching.
@brothermonkey33574 жыл бұрын
Good story teller. The end was hilarious
@oddflacko50635 жыл бұрын
I accidentally robbed a bank. Got fired from my job. Became an escort for a week. Had a psychiatric evaluation on acid and then converted to Islam. This all happened in the past month. I want to tell my story hahaha.
@ZinSinger4 жыл бұрын
Lol I want to hear it!
@christinamartinez79724 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear your story! 😂💀
@jordanivory62834 жыл бұрын
At least yours would be entertaining
@lunarose79144 жыл бұрын
Odd flacko I need this story in my life.
@taotaostrong4 жыл бұрын
I’m sooooo here for it!
@Xpzilla3 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like less depressed Mark Normand
@KennyMcCormick993 жыл бұрын
This is such an amazing story!!!
@Kitcomedy10 жыл бұрын
the first 7 seconds has the ultimate seinfield cadence
@cherchikatilo30325 жыл бұрын
I love this 💩!! My prank was based on karma and irritation: had a coworker that would steal my Mocha from the fridge. 1 day I drank half of it, and put 2 pieces of chocolate laxatives in it. I sat back at the camera station watching my store. He came into the camera station along with my other coworker. Approximately 21 minutes later, he runs to the restroom. This goes on for 3-5 hours. Finally, I say “must of been something you drank.” He realizes I know he’s the thief. He screams @ me that I poisoned him. I smile, look him in the face, and say “I can put whatever I want in my drink. I even write on the drink don’t touch or die. Remember that the next time you even think of touching someone’s drink.” The thievery stopped.
@mymai5859 Жыл бұрын
Careful of tampered foods. It's all in the intent. There have been cases of office workers spiking their food knowing it'd be taken by the office thief. One office thief called Police & the office workers were charged. As long as you can say the laxatives were in your drink for yourself - then all is fine.
@timothyg19865 жыл бұрын
I love these vids!
@kevinfiorelli35025 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorites
@Lonestar5124 жыл бұрын
When I was a dumb kid, I once stole a people baseball player's glove from the dugout and was then smart enough to carry it around after the game while getting autographs. I didn't know whose it was exactly and walked right up to the guy with it. I never did stuff like that so it was outta character. Anyway, the guy was actually really nice about it and just happy to have it back. Nice guy
@sethh83656 жыл бұрын
I hope Comedy Central paid him an extra 2k to tell this lmao. 👍🏻👍🏻
@KonstantBillsAivisuals7 жыл бұрын
got to love these stories....
@thestrawberrydino7 жыл бұрын
Regardless of what he did was good or bad, this guy is great. The voicemails man.
@HalosouthparkFAN10 жыл бұрын
That was great but what would have made it 10 times better is if he pulled out the jersey right there or was somehow wearing it
@mikebrown85776 жыл бұрын
And then it would have been even better if there was an update at the end saying Dye was convicted and got ass raped in jail. He’s an unfunny entitled douche. The way he acts like everyone else in the story is the asshole is pretty revealing as to how his mind works.
@michaelaradke19875 жыл бұрын
@@mikebrown8577 you must be fun at parties
@Deadhammer2184 жыл бұрын
He returned the jersey with 2,7 grand on top of it - deadspin.com/sadsack-former-nfl-player-punked-twice-by-drunken-comed-1189306363 If he had it, he would definitely wear it.
@jmedina66254 жыл бұрын
A stand up act wouldn't count as an admission of guilt as its entertainment, but if he pulled out the jersey he wouldn't have legal deniability
@stephenforrister49924 жыл бұрын
@@mikebrown8577 Calm down Mike
@Flynnieo7 жыл бұрын
dude on the voice mail reminds me of Ricky from trailer park boys
@js-wz7sd5 жыл бұрын
He is Canadian
@dawgyv725 жыл бұрын
"I still have a jersey" was a straight giveaway that he did return it. Kind of killed the whole punchline.
@didgonedoneitfasho17325 жыл бұрын
Tuesday has always been the best day of the week. And now its even better.
@VertigoEyes5 жыл бұрын
When he said "I STILL have a jersey." I audibly went "DDDAAAAAMMMMMMNNNN..."
@rb59595 жыл бұрын
I hope he returned the jersey. I am sentimental that way.
@kitkat27022 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me think of Chuck if he went into comedy instead of working at the Buy More/FBI for some reason lol
@TheWunshot6 ай бұрын
Love that show and that's one of the better stories I've heard on it.
@Emilio05877 жыл бұрын
He is the type of guy I personally hate, do dumb shit and then self incriminate them self by bragging
@WhoWantsToKnow698 ай бұрын
true, but its still a great story
@Ryukushin10 жыл бұрын
Ok so... a lot of people assume they are lawyers, I guess, because they see this as admissible evidence in a court of law. Sorry but this was setup as a Comedy Story event, and any and all speech is seen as part of an "act" or "bit", regardless of how factual the story is, it is presented as this inflated version of the truth by a Comedian done through his routine/act. The only way they could have truly sue'd him and won would be by paying some costly court fee's that may over exceed the value of the stolen item, or they use the footage they said they had to file suit. But Jeff has verbal evidence "in a voice-mail file which is admissible as evidence" of them lieing about having video footage and threatening against him with legal action with false accusations. So there's a lot to put into consideration but this actual video won't hold up in any court.
@Martybrizzel10 жыл бұрын
Boooooom knowledge!
@vniguam10 жыл бұрын
yea he doesn't want to go to jail, so he would check with his lawyers if this would compromise his legal position.
@thewrighttime19 жыл бұрын
***** Please get that info out there
@GoGoErrek9 жыл бұрын
***** He says. The guy's been there. So no. Maybe it works like that where you live. And maybe that's why so manny innocent people gets the death penalty. You f'wad.
@digfire19 жыл бұрын
***** claim photoshop
@buckets_of_lead6 жыл бұрын
The best one of these yet! perfect!
@anthonysproule42933 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being a comedian
@austinharper31804 жыл бұрын
There's a guy in the audience that laughs like Peter Griffin
@ChinsomanFilms110 жыл бұрын
This and Trevor Moore's I'm not going back to mexico are the best ones yet!
@ChazYocom6 күн бұрын
One of the only times the intro doesn’t ruin the main story I’m impressed.
@fionanicholson19952 ай бұрын
Just found you on Jimmy Dore show. Hilarious 😂
@oninoyakamo5 жыл бұрын
Steal something unique, that has never been sold and it has no recorded value: Win!
@Ludifant Жыл бұрын
I think it´s a crime that this is not even a misdemeanor by police standards. If somebody stole my old shirt, I´d want it back for the DNA alone.
@crownspecialties4 жыл бұрын
Best one ever!!
@kaylamrock87234 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that was great!
@unclejay9205 Жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe this was 8 years ago.
@vindorin7 жыл бұрын
It's Jerry Seinfeld in Adam Brody's body, holy shit!
@GB-TX Жыл бұрын
Glorious.
@nuggetsonwow8 жыл бұрын
*I LOVE YOU GUYS*
@paraliberta9 жыл бұрын
Great story funny shit, keep real Ari love your material and show!
@alanparra218710 жыл бұрын
I watched this pretty high and when I sobered up I could not stop the laughing all over again XD
@josedolores66234 жыл бұрын
awesome story!
@jasonfirewalker35954 жыл бұрын
What does it take to be a Tsung Yugh dancer? A heart of stone, flexable bones, a tiger mom and a thousand yard stare.
@fullbackdive415 жыл бұрын
Dude if Pat Mcafee stole that jersey Vanderjagt never would have got it back 😂😂😂
@1bestfriend2u18 Жыл бұрын
Give him back his jersey already. Marco Island was in a major hurricane, it's probably all he has left.
@chaoticnipples34054 жыл бұрын
Legend has it he has the jersey still
@georgevargas95638 жыл бұрын
Love it
@jcmurie4 жыл бұрын
He looks and sounds like a combination of Jerry Seinfeld and Zachary Levi
@benjamingregory80125 жыл бұрын
Ari is literally trying to get this man arrested lol
@robertschmidt78794 жыл бұрын
Booze + "Dude, that's the best idea ever" = the stuff of many, many, many, police reports.
@mpeckenpaugh244 жыл бұрын
I remember knowing a kid like that.. oh my God... LOL!! That was awesome!!! Lol!!!!
@bryancloutier566510 жыл бұрын
A stand-up comic act doesn't qualify as a confession or testimony in a real court. It's merely entertainment. Come on people, as if he wouldn't consult his attorney...
@Deadhammer2184 жыл бұрын
He returned the jersey and payed 2 grand anyway
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@Deadhammer218 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info
@Knightwingofbludhaven4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Zachery Levi
@ChicaGorilla3124 жыл бұрын
I watch this video every month faithfully 😂😂😂😂
@chipmunktubetop4 жыл бұрын
He is a delicious man. I have watched this 8 times. It shows up in suggested videos all the time.
@rockyaqua43824 жыл бұрын
As a senior prank we stole about 300 used tires and used them to block the entrance and exit from our high school parking lot. The staff called an assembly and didn't give 2 shits about who did it, they just needed someone to pay to get rid of them because the place we stole them from was like 'we don't give a fuck, have fun'. It was like 10 dollars a tire.
@majorkay244 жыл бұрын
Dude kind of sounds like Jerry Seinfeld
@seankeogh21934 жыл бұрын
Kinda, sounds alot like Casey Affleck
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@@seankeogh2193 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info
@whitedevil28 жыл бұрын
one of the greatest stories i've ever heard. BOSS
@lakshane9577 жыл бұрын
awesome!
@VengeanceBG4 жыл бұрын
That dude is hard to like.
@vibhorgarg58386 жыл бұрын
I think he is wearing it right now....😂
@ronnieduhamel44445 жыл бұрын
U guys rock 🥃
@AlexAminoff4 жыл бұрын
It’s been driving me nuts but I finally figured out who hey sounds exactly like: Breckin Meyer
@roym69804 жыл бұрын
I would love to smoke a joint with this guy. Lol
@ninaathena97814 жыл бұрын
He has beautiful eyes.
@theadag4 жыл бұрын
peter griffin laughing in the back ground
@blindjoe83003 жыл бұрын
What a forgiving dude
@briana65610 жыл бұрын
Framing things like that isnt cheap.
@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын
@Fancy Boy 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info
@notatsunderepls5 жыл бұрын
"I know I'd do WELL in jail..."
@wereswindow_david64845 жыл бұрын
fernando sotelo said that your the best and to keep up the good work
@BannedTomb5 жыл бұрын
Fernando sotelo said thag he likes your video so much and to keep up the good work
@user-js5bo1iw6f4 жыл бұрын
@@fernandogamingchannel5890 ??
@user-tu3ol6yh8p4 жыл бұрын
“Act so Mormon about it” lmfao yes
7 жыл бұрын
but since you got what you wanted, which is get some sort of approach by the kicker... then you should give the jersey back. After all, it is a representation of HIS achievements. Don't be selfish
@zegasi12747 жыл бұрын
but 2 grands are too much XD
@flea415936 жыл бұрын
It's a jersey that will find it's way back to Vanderjagt because everyone knows he has it. 2 grand is a ridiculous amount to ask for, at most he has to pay for the frame, which clearly isn't that much. Unlikely he damaged a jersey that a guy wore in a football game. However, Vanderjagt deserves every bad thing that happens to him. He choked a middle school kid, had the nerve to call out Peyton and Dungy (two hall of famers) while playing the least important position on the field, was a known drunk, threw tantrums all the time, all leading to his nickname "Vanderjerk", a nickname given to him by his own team's fans. He's a douche, so I find enjoyment when people fuck with him.
@mchris636 жыл бұрын
The Infidel stfu
@wal-martmaui55186 жыл бұрын
It was funny though
@richardduarte91185 жыл бұрын
Marría Catchy and now it's a representation of another achievement.
@S1Z3M Жыл бұрын
Jeff Dye seems like he's famous for looking a little bit like John Krasinski