Kyle Kinane - When Baseball Turns Disastrous - This Is Not Happening
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Күн бұрынAfter a childhood full of athletic humiliation, Kyle Kinane finally nabs a moment of sports glory only for it to suddenly turn tragic. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup 4 жыл бұрын
Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzfaq.info/sun/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl
@MichaelKingVids 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central Stand-Up This guy is awesome Dude needs his own show or something Kinane Glory
@ozzywoods38 4 жыл бұрын
Pinning your own comment.... classy
@doomsquad6925 3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelKingVids pplease was in
@rongadson5441 2 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelKingVids zQ ZX 4e see
@processingpodcastseattle 8 ай бұрын
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@Loofty777 5 жыл бұрын
Five double taps to skip intro. 😉
@KVWilson21 4 жыл бұрын
thanks a lot lmao
@theweirick 4 жыл бұрын
Tanner Looft So true. Old TV thinks that works. Just bring on the funny talented KK!
@TheTribalistic 4 жыл бұрын
Owe ya one!
@huyen-tranphung4206 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO thanks
@thomasmorris7541 3 жыл бұрын
@Kkkk Bbbb because Roy Parker Jr. Isn't as funny or creative as Ari Shaffir, the original host.
@kiteracer 5 жыл бұрын
“I wear Levi’s but I don’t have a favorite prospector” 🤣
@bradleyhollon6085 5 жыл бұрын
I read you comment right as he said it spooky
@BelleFlower15 5 жыл бұрын
@@bradleyhollon6085 That happens to me constantly on Facebook! The weirdest part is when it happens multiple times in one video. I'm scrolling as I watch the video and keep reading quotes from the video as they're being said. 😱
@mansquatch555 4 жыл бұрын
Spooky
@spookysock 4 жыл бұрын
9:34 for the joke
@murderlust6882 3 жыл бұрын
I love when I read quote comments right as the person says it👍🏻
@wet.cigarette 3 жыл бұрын
"she looked confused, but that, eeh ya know" is still my favorite line ever said by a comedian
@thathandtoolguy 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle has never looked like a drunk tugboat captain more than in this video. I love how great a comedian he is. #whiskeyicarus
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
Drunk tugboat captain... Please tell me hes got on speedos.. 😃
@thathandtoolguy 5 жыл бұрын
Open Hawaiian shirt and a banana hammock. Just telling stories about bar fights and sharks he has went to battle with.
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
@@thathandtoolguy immediate panty dropper💟
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
@@thathandtoolguy i want to hang out and behold some Kinane
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
@@thathandtoolguy youre quite the wordsmith
@valhalla1240 5 жыл бұрын
His body is 35, his head is 50.
@drieux 4 жыл бұрын
What kind of 35 year olds are you hanging around
@Mrfanofsonic 4 жыл бұрын
He's 42 lol
@williamthefloridano5290 4 жыл бұрын
On a scale from 1 to 10
@colinmavrich7131 4 жыл бұрын
His voice is 25.
@dazpatreg 3 жыл бұрын
That's me all over
@Kimblesgarage 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle barbecue is back with another life nugget
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
😃
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
Is that like doing a puzzle in the basement with Uncle Touchy
@seanno9744 5 жыл бұрын
Read this in his voice
@fcon8507 5 жыл бұрын
@@tracybush1970 @ Tracy Bush where you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry!
@tracybush1970 5 жыл бұрын
@@fcon8507 that is correct!! 😆
@DigitalTimothy 5 жыл бұрын
There isn’t enough Kyle Kinane in this world
@bernardwallace435 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously!!
@duckdickerson9494 3 жыл бұрын
Short but sweet
@elisepentz1063 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@johnedwardkerr7814 Жыл бұрын
Where's the real timothy? #Justice4Timothy.
@NotPorn 5 жыл бұрын
Kinane is one of my favorite storytellers to ever pick up a mic. Brilliant.
@drewharrison1840 3 жыл бұрын
He’s got such a human element. It’s like your buddy telling you a story at a bar. And I’ve figured out everyone has at least one cool friend that reminds them of Kyle
@NotPorn 3 жыл бұрын
@@drewharrison1840 Absolutely! Spot on, Drew!
@blackkeyenthusiast22 Жыл бұрын
Kyle Kinane is my FAVORITE comedian! His humor tickles my synapses like no one ever has. ❤❤❤
@elijackman4898 4 жыл бұрын
"Your intergalactic deathball team sucks!"
@plaguedvenice 3 жыл бұрын
"it looks like it was originally designed for cats" i am SCREAMING
@neon_dex42 5 жыл бұрын
“Did you wanna know what glory was? Never mind! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW GLORY!!” Why is this so relatable 😂
@spnyp33 5 жыл бұрын
"Kickball, TENNISBALL, Baseball... whatever we're playing." lol, excellent way to prove your point!
@millennialwhoop Ай бұрын
He meant "Tennis ball-Baseball," as in using a tennis ball to play baseball with, as he talks about earlier. But yeah, sounds like he wasn't much of a slugger at that either 🤣
@sicroyalty 2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame how much work Kyle has put in to be such a relative unknown. Easily my favorite comedian
@nukeninmgt1504 Жыл бұрын
Unsung hero of comedy
@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN 4 жыл бұрын
this is not happening: for when you want to hear the punchline before the premise
@ezekielmartin4323 2 жыл бұрын
This Is Not Happening: for when you wanna hear awesome comedy, but you wanna hammer the skip button six times first
@caedon6543 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that does for people is invest them more into the story, the journey of it if you will.
@jv-lk7bc 2 жыл бұрын
who is down to capture them all, chop the first minute off all of them and re-upload? I'll bring snacks
@nickwilson9807 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Kinane say "its silly" never fails to bring a smile to my face
@dystopiadream 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao “one of Jesus special children”.
@jordanlewis4983 4 жыл бұрын
dystopiadream that part got me lol
@jv-lk7bc 2 жыл бұрын
"teched"
@wbdrugstrat 5 жыл бұрын
That is a funny story. It takes me back to a similar incident when I was a young teen and cracked a catcher in the back of the head with my follow through after a nice hit, realizing that everyone was running towards home plate to help the unconscious player while I decided to stop and wait at second, before finally realizing that the game was pretty much over, and that I should at least pretend to be as interested as everyone was in the guy's well being. Good stuff.
@noesunyoutuber7680 2 жыл бұрын
"I did it! I made the hit! I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm... Ooh... That guy's not getting up... I am not winning today. I may have just committed manslaughter at 13."
@adude394 Жыл бұрын
I really like Kyle Kinane. He always makes it sound like he's constantly dealing with the consequences of poor life choices. This is one of his better bits.
@JamieSmith-fz2mz 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t have a favorite prospector. I’m stealing that line. Too good!
@prettyteeth 4 жыл бұрын
13:12 That is just a masterful little moment from Kinane.
@geoffreysnyder6299 2 жыл бұрын
This man needs his own Netflix special. Hilarious and brilliant!
@BD-fx8wv 8 ай бұрын
Comedy specials exist outside of Netflix, he has several, they are all great.
@evanseekins517 3 жыл бұрын
Intergalactic deathball sounds fucking lit.
@cameronwhite9286 3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing Kyle at the underground comedy shows I used to go to when I lived in LA. I’m glad he has achieved so much success since those early years. He’s a great comedian.
@jerkfudgewater147 3 жыл бұрын
The Boogie Monster Podcast Kyle Kinane & Dave Stone is pure Gold
@giri.goyo_yt 4 жыл бұрын
First half is Carlinesque, second half pure Kinane. Love it all. Always rocks.
@MarthaRoseMoore415 3 жыл бұрын
I adore this man to my core.
@phunkydroid 5 жыл бұрын
"twice as bad or half as bad" I'm fuckin dying lol
@TheSunshineGroup 5 жыл бұрын
It starts at 0:50
@jaydell4039 5 жыл бұрын
The Sunshine Group thank you
@tomadams3528 5 жыл бұрын
Y'all miss the ice cream and the birthday party ?! , and "KILLER".?! Y'all idiots?!. Love from California.
@djhero0071 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, watching Roy get decked with a cake never gets old lol. Neither does watching clowns get beat up by children.
@TheSunshineGroup 3 жыл бұрын
@@djhero0071 valid point but sometimes i just wanna watch some stand-up
@photostudio5861 5 жыл бұрын
I wear a Detroit Tigers hat that I found at a garage sale. I don't even live in Detroit. Strangers will walk up to me and start talking about the team. It usually takes about 15 seconds to figure out what they are referring to.
@tylerspringstube4868 5 жыл бұрын
As a Detroit tigers fan since birth from Detroit area I usually say what up Detroit to strangers if I see then repping bkuz most people don't just wear Detroit I feel like most people who wear Detroit are real diehard fans were pretty fanatic about our teams
@zacklance7798 5 жыл бұрын
badass dude never change
@VittoIB 5 жыл бұрын
I'm with you there. I wear a sweater from my alma mater and everyone who follows NCAA has to say something about the team. Not the school. Not the programs. The fucking football team. How about we talk about something important? Lol.
@photostudio5861 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerspringstube4868 No one ever assumes that I'm an Magnum PI fan. Which I'm not. I just saw a brand new Nike hat for $1 so I bought it.
@jordanwillett8456 5 жыл бұрын
@@VittoIB To be fair the football team probably brings in most of the income to the school so it's the most important thing in the school it's not like anyone buys school merch based on academics or some shit
@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын
Baseball for cats?! 😹 Kyle Kinane is one of my favorites. I love his stories.
@strikkmoez 4 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest story tellers in comedy of my lifetime.
@heatherhellickson9166 8 ай бұрын
I am so glad that I found you years ago and now if I see you anywhere I’ll watch!! You are a true treasure! Storytelling done by the best in the universe!! A lost art.❤
@shootthemoon6072 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kinane never disappoints; of course, I've never had him on my baseball team though. Lol
@craigemmick4562 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kinane is so hilarious, you've got to bring this guy back for more! Great stuff
@Brandon84J 3 жыл бұрын
If anyone ever asks me if I had the option to hang out with anyone on this planet, I now know it would be Kyle Kinane
@bradleyheck7204 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely genius story-teller.
@mfoxo 5 жыл бұрын
A little disappointed Trish didn't show up in this story. She must have been doing some heavy lifting elsewhere.
@CdtHager 5 жыл бұрын
TRISH! TRISH!!
@crussteasock4047 3 жыл бұрын
What a callback. Fucking bravo
@edwardoscissormanos469 5 жыл бұрын
Kinane was my underaged grandpa and I was sitting on his knee. That story really hit it home! Love Kyle Kinane
@dlayne25ify 2 жыл бұрын
Me and my Dad went to a car dealership and we both happened to be wearing hats from the same team. Every single person at the dealership we interacted with mentioned the hats and it got to the point to where it was like everybody please stfu about the hats. So i definitely relate to his point about getting asked questions about a hat lol
@mattbruster7948 4 жыл бұрын
The boogie monster is quite the delightful podcast.
@TheChillzoneX 5 жыл бұрын
His Netflix part on comedians is the shit...man is amazing
@specops1903 5 жыл бұрын
OMG FINALLY ANOTHER ONE WITH KYLE!!!!!!
@chudyrobert4788 5 жыл бұрын
the coolest thing is Kyle probably got to his own voice over to promote his show since its on comedy central
@fadew55 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's self deprecating style so much. I do stand up (don't worry not trying to self promote, wont link anything and random acc), and I have a very self deprecating style that is very unique, haven't found any other comedian with a style like mine. But the more I watch Kyle the more I see the similarities in our styles. But I just think damn he pulls it off so much better.
@user-ho7ly1ok7b 5 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my food, holy hell this guy is funny😂
@jordanwillett8456 5 жыл бұрын
Man the crowd didn't think so they were dead
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwillett8456 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info
@stuarthalverson 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle still remains one of the top comics in my mind!
@maxhwoo 4 жыл бұрын
intergalactic deathball - basically the premise of ballmstrz: 9009
@leehaseley2164 5 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy before today, but what a great, funny and hearfelt story.
@guns770 3 жыл бұрын
kyle's my favorite comedian, know glory!
@isaiahboatwright4823 5 жыл бұрын
14:10 "UNTIL" Guy in the crowd: Uh oh
@Ashtarte3D 5 жыл бұрын
A good wholesome story from Uncle Barbeque. Just what we needed. :D
@demitrisolvinski 5 жыл бұрын
I love the way he told this story; great set!
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 5 жыл бұрын
Ok at least I’m not the only one who spent their youth thinking of sports this way
@OhNikk 5 жыл бұрын
Are you hetero?
@anthonysantos3629 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's gay people all over the place. Lol I'm kidding
@brysonfields2284 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to respond till i read this guy⬆️
@bernardwallace435 5 жыл бұрын
8:36 ".....kickball, *tennisball,* baseball....." hahahaha!! Fuckin tennisball......
@Janinho897 4 жыл бұрын
Do you ever just pick a person out from the audience and watch their reaction for the whole of it? Definitely sth you do when you're watching it for the 2nd-5th time :D
@nathandavis931 5 жыл бұрын
Did I make it twice as bad or half as bad? LMAO hilarious
@RashtaEinthisB 11 ай бұрын
3:35 Twice as bad or half as bad is CRAZZZYYYY
@JohnLee-ue6gy 5 жыл бұрын
"Sports seems like it could all be solved with a talk' Kinane's other insights - Puzzles would be easier if they didn't cut the picture up to begin with Monopoly could be solved if people could stay in any hotel or ride any railroad for free Pac-Man could be solved if the munchie dude just explained to the ghosts how hungry he is
@percussionjamz6704 5 жыл бұрын
this is what you get when someone either sucked at sports, or is a hippie utopian thinking person who hates competitive people because its a sign that they have to work for things they want in life still.
@percussionjamz6704 5 жыл бұрын
@@littleleakyleakythere I know that man. Theirs truth behind every joke though. In my experience i have friends who make "jokes" about athletes but it's always passive aggressive, intended to dismiss, or make themselves feel like they're better or can do the same. What's always common is the cynical and pessimistic outlooks of them too... such as Kyle's.
@percussionjamz6704 5 жыл бұрын
My original comment should note I dont think that's exactly how Kyle is too.
@lordshabba7709 4 жыл бұрын
John Lee 😂😂
@idonthaveaname6000 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kinane: Man, comedian, friend, and swamp person.
@wolfie9229 4 жыл бұрын
He's a Great Comedian!
@joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 жыл бұрын
I love kyle kinane!!! And sir your beard is looking glorious!!! Xoxo
@aaronmartel7972 5 жыл бұрын
He's on your mom's house without it!!! 😀 Wtf!? Lol
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronmartel7972 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info
@bmrnotrmb 5 жыл бұрын
Dude all the way to the right at 13:19 was obviously triggered when he stared mentioning the special girl😂
@JarthenGreenmeadow 5 жыл бұрын
Yea I picked up on that too
@goldmember80 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know this guy existed until KZfaq recommendations decided I needed to laugh really hard.
@jacobcordell2882 3 жыл бұрын
Kyle is so funny!!! Love
@scottjohnson388 5 жыл бұрын
This dude doesn't disappoint live. Go see him if you get the chance.
@oregonborn9769 5 жыл бұрын
As always kyle kinane is one of my favorites!
@Dafoodmaster 3 жыл бұрын
that uh-oh was so nicely timed
@scifistalgia 5 жыл бұрын
With that beard, he kinda looks like Kratos from the new GoW.
@ericmack9593 2 жыл бұрын
Your living your glory Kyle. You good
@c.s.s.1723 2 жыл бұрын
“Wicked air bro, wicked air….!”
@rickybizzness7364 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome.This guy can tell a story!
@bpeel20 5 жыл бұрын
another gem from Kyle Kinane 💎
@DELUNA_ofc 5 жыл бұрын
Got damn! easily one of the best Not Happenings ever!
@rolivas303 5 жыл бұрын
Santiago Luna mexicans got boots, hands down
@kate_6436 5 жыл бұрын
I got hit in the face with a baseball once and have been afraid of them since as well 😂
@adamtrombino106 4 жыл бұрын
Same here at age 6 while in PeeWee league. It took me yrs before I would even attempt to catch a 16 inch softball on the fly because I got beaned by a league ball and was afraid. My dad would try and play catch with me and I'd just let them bounce or sail on by. He'd get so mad.. But then when I was about 11 at school recess playing softball, the teacher yelled 'head's up' and the ball was coming straight for me. There was no time to dodge it. I put my hands up and squinted my eyes.. and I caught it clean. From that day on I was a great outfielder. That fear was broken!
@jackthorton10 4 жыл бұрын
And the circle ⭕️ is broken
@SonicRyan1992 3 жыл бұрын
despite playing for the love of the game in 3rd grade, i was so easily scared of the ball being pitched at me as a batter, or being swung at me as a right-fielder. the one time i decided to be brave, during practice: i got slugged in the knee trying to catch it and had to be taken out. i finished the season and never played again xD
@dustypartition 5 жыл бұрын
Said it before and I'll say it again... Kyle Kinane is my fuckin spirit animal.
@simonsarmiento96 4 жыл бұрын
Is what I did twice as bad or half as bad 😂🤣🤣 underrated af
@bryangee1619 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching it on KZfaq more than on actual TV lol
@IshtheStomach 2 жыл бұрын
Roy or Ari notwithstanding (though 💗's for Ari, flowers for Roy) This is Not Happening is the best thing Comedy Central has ever done.
@summersol5 5 жыл бұрын
Listening at work. Ive never lost my breath so suddenly ppl thought i was going thru a asthma attack
@matthewguzda4075 5 жыл бұрын
I've always loved comedians because they aren't judging or trying to hate you. Growing up you know how cruel kids are. To have someone trying to be kind to you is such a relief. Then you get older and you realise most people want to get along.
@PeoplePerson2020 4 жыл бұрын
Is the audience member w the little stoner giggle mic’d ? “Eh eh eh eh eh”
@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын
eh it's a small venue
@PeoplePerson2020 3 жыл бұрын
Jesse H. It’s you isn’t it. Lol
@rdooski 5 жыл бұрын
Back when I was a kid in little league I also sucked at baseball. One game I way playing outfield and was just standing out there day dreaming. My arm was sore so I was stretching it out. That one where you have one arm straight in the air and the other kinda folded behind you head pulling on the one in the air. And to top it off I even had my eyes shut. Then out of nowhere the ball just landed in my glove. It ended up being a 2 run 3rd out and everyone was cheering telling how great of a catch that was lol.
@puprilla 5 жыл бұрын
This guys funny af! I love story tellers aka comedians
@marycruzship5652 3 жыл бұрын
14:11 that uh oh cracked me up
@Twisted-Sparks 5 жыл бұрын
Alright, I've finally watched all of these videos and it only took a few days. I need more. This IS a demand. Thanks.
@mlgnoscopekingtednotbundy4742 5 жыл бұрын
I was like oh yea good for him and then im like ohhhh shittt
@minnumseerrund 3 жыл бұрын
Kinane ahead of his time, he was rocking the 2020-look in 19
@stevenmachurick2712 5 жыл бұрын
this guy is a great comedian!
@ariaichem6258 5 жыл бұрын
Flyinh ake in the face .."suck it, Roy" LMAO
@thealldrk5747 5 жыл бұрын
I love this story man. 😂
@grantwbrewer 5 жыл бұрын
Best delivery and timing ever!
@AndiSplatterpunk 3 жыл бұрын
I learn so much watching this channel..like I didn't know men could get osteoporosis
@ponchoonchmoncho3691 5 жыл бұрын
Hes always so good!
@benjaminconant2309 2 жыл бұрын
Kyle, you are awesome, I was the same as a kid. Love you man.
@MarginWalker 5 жыл бұрын
It's been awhile since someone funny has been on here. All Hail Kyle Kinane!
@zaimusic_150 5 жыл бұрын
Easy there bud...there’s plenty of funny people on here
@seth6700 5 жыл бұрын
I personally liked it better when Ari Shaffir was hosting.
@chasingshadows1543 5 жыл бұрын
youre a moron. enjoy
@fatpowerful 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle and Ali, two of the best.
@kimmygibler760 5 жыл бұрын
Damn thats what you find funny? That was rough to say the least to get through.
@kingchi4925 4 жыл бұрын
Intergalactic deathball lmao
@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he's talking about not supporting teams on his hat and there's a guy right behind him with a Patriot's hat
@warrenwallsjr.2564 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kinane 30 for 30! I'd watch that
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