Jeff Goldblum: I Won't Be Uninspired After This

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Jeff Goldblum: I Won't Be Uninspired After This

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The actor offers words of encouragement to those who might be disappointed by the election results.
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@liamdarcy122 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is the talk show guest we don't deserve, but the one we need right now.

@johnparker7784 7 жыл бұрын

Man you snowflakes are so pathetic. Have you ever tried to man up even a little bit ?

@kevinfromsales6842 6 жыл бұрын

John Parker ha you got triggered by a fuckin batman reference. I don't think he's a snowflake.

@christopherstarr8050 6 жыл бұрын

get a frigging life

@goodtimes8229 4 жыл бұрын

@@johnparker7784 Why don't you just chill, Sir.

@sainsrikar 4 жыл бұрын

Little did we know this meme format still exists 2020

@gemmaskate 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum has such a specific energy

@paladin400 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is the most awkward motivational speaker I´ve ever seen. I fucking love it

@rosemery09 7 жыл бұрын

He was trying o reason. Not charge them up

@simonpmccullagh6320 7 жыл бұрын

what a charming bastard, very hard not to like the guy.

@nguyenbaoluan1989 7 жыл бұрын

you have to watch his interviews on Conan to see the true awkwardness :)

@kelticsage 7 жыл бұрын

At least he kept his hypnotic hand movements to a minimum this interview

@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын

More awkward than Shia LaBeouf? I think not, my friend.

@ALPAP44 7 жыл бұрын

The American people were so preoccupied with whether or not they could elect Trump, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing I've read all day.

@stevenwells7719 7 жыл бұрын

+CyberPhilosopher Did you steal that line? Trump won...find your safe space and remain there for all time...we won't miss you!

@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын

Steven Wells He was paraphrasing Jurassic Park, genius.

@TiagoSantos-fd4le 7 жыл бұрын

Damn man, that just made my day. I can even hear it in Jeffs voice.

@jessieevans8258 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao, right over your head.

@mcrazza 7 жыл бұрын

At least Alec Baldwin's got another four more years out of sending up Donald Trump.

@GameFiasco 7 жыл бұрын

Trump is not Hillary

@Bradgilliswhammyman 7 жыл бұрын

Dont worry, most of your rights and quality of life will disappear over the next four years. Goodbye affordable healthcare.

@yootoobnewbie 7 жыл бұрын

But he's made it a firm thing he wants to limit the media at making fun of him.

@sankernarayanan4638 7 жыл бұрын

That's really depressing cuz I loved Kate doing Hilary a lot more than Alec doing Donald.

@zookytar 7 жыл бұрын

yootoobnewbie oh good, then we can turn into a real disctatorship, yay.

@hfield07 7 жыл бұрын

jeff goldblum's entire life is in character. brilliant.

@hugh2hoob668 7 жыл бұрын

hfield07 of course he's a Pittsburgher...we gave the world some of the most unique humans Andy Warhol ...Roberto Clemente (kinda) and Jeff Goldblum

@brianjones9487 6 жыл бұрын

Love Steel Town!!!! Go Steelers, Penguins and Pirates :) DON'T FORGET we were the 1st major city to allow driverless cars on our roads :)

@jondunmore4268 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken have spent their lives playing Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken.

@ryanvess6162 6 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of Jim Carrey?

@ttanizawa901 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum acts like a guy doing a Jeff Goldblum impression.

@esverdad7215 7 жыл бұрын

funny

@DavidMcCoul 6 жыл бұрын

That’s because when he acts, he’s actually just being himself!

@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he is dead. I've even seen a news report about it. Yeah, Jeff Goldblum def died back in 2009 - it's confirmed.

@Madvillainy91 7 жыл бұрын

One thing Donald Trump proved in this election is that anyone can be the president, no matter how immature, thoughtless, and mean-spirited they are.

@Roonasaur 7 жыл бұрын

I think that's why so many people like him . . .

@MichaelMillerGR 7 жыл бұрын

He also had lots of money and fame before running too.

@Madvillainy91 7 жыл бұрын

Roonasaur - And sadly, his attitude and attributes for running this country are what the people wanted.

@edgali 7 жыл бұрын

Madvillainy91 or maybe no matter how bad the media makes them seem to be, people can still believe in them.

@roomatt7 7 жыл бұрын

Madvillainy91 Or it was just that Hillary Clinton and establishment politics have abandoned so many people in their eyes. I mean sure Trump said horrible things but people had enough of these cronies from both parties that Bernie so strongly advised against. Hillary Clinton lost not because of Trump, not because of Gary Johnson, not because of anyone else but herself and her own once great, but now deplorable party.

@kennymartin5976 7 жыл бұрын

I never thought I find solace in the words of Jeff Goldblum, but he's right, once all the dust settles, all we can really do is keep on moving forward.

@treyrust340 7 жыл бұрын

Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

@Nebuchadnezzar31 7 жыл бұрын

Kenny Martin agreed

@emilyparnell4661 7 жыл бұрын

Kenny Martin +

@robv.8227 7 жыл бұрын

The fact that it took Jeff Fucking Goldblum to help you figure that out tells me all I need to know. You couldn't figure that out on your own?? The sun came up yesterday like it always does. Don't listen to these idiots spout off. They couldn't give a rats ass about you. Just attention seekers looking for the next payday....or payoff.

@kennymartin5976 7 жыл бұрын

Rob V. Please don't be an ass. Yes I could figure it out on my own, but you know what? When you're upset about something, it helps to hear calming words from others, even Jeff Goldblum.

@honeybadger4396 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, what an interesting man. He managed to light the mood in such a dark day and bring about some smiles. High five Jeff, you're awesome!

@neilarmstrong7094 7 жыл бұрын

HoneyBadger TURD LOVER, you are the poop on the toilet paper.

@spenser9908 6 жыл бұрын

Dark day? Oh right, for everybody smug enough to not listen to the opinions of Trump voters? How's it feel to have reality hit you in your smug faces?

@ramonmoreno8014 2 жыл бұрын

@@spenser9908 sit down son

@turningmememachine7256 2 жыл бұрын

@@spenser9908 for someone who hates the left so much, you really really love watching all of Colbert's videos

@the_dead_poet7829 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is a weird man (in a good way)... a philosopher trapped inside an actor's body.

@entlvr35 7 жыл бұрын

"Powder" is one of my favorite films.

@fatSHlT 7 жыл бұрын

The Fly was thaaaa shieeet

@entlvr35 7 жыл бұрын

クンダセブ psssst lol you're aging yourself with THAT one!? hahahaha That was a great flick!

@fatSHlT 7 жыл бұрын

Melissa Evans whenever i see a fly i think its a little jeff goldblum buzzing around

@entlvr35 7 жыл бұрын

クンダセブ puking & eating poop... yep! lol

@palecompass3598 7 жыл бұрын

I've never realized before how much Jeff Goldblum resembles a sloth. And, I mean that in the kindest way. Sloths are adorable.

@xebek 7 жыл бұрын

If you really really coked-up that sloth. Now that would be super adorable. Sloths on uppers are very cute.

@tvs9978 7 жыл бұрын

sloth or tall, thin elf? He definitely has the look of a magical creature

@viviane_casella 7 жыл бұрын

I love his manerisms, the way he uses his hands to express himself like a T-Rex in a nice suit.

@goodtimes8229 4 жыл бұрын

this is so accurate tho

@jaydynnelson8406 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr!!!

@TempeSoldier123 7 жыл бұрын

He's a rich, white male actor. He'll be ok. It's the rest of us non-whites that need to be concerned. Racist, white America has spoken and this is who they want.

@monicabct 7 жыл бұрын

He's not white. He's of a minority race. I can't say if he is Jewish or not, I can't remember, I just know he is not white.

@user-kn1tk8oy2q 7 жыл бұрын

His name is Goldblum... (Yes, he's Jewish)

@Nostripe361 7 жыл бұрын

Jewish people can still be white.

@chigimonky 7 жыл бұрын

So stupid. Victim Olympics over here. Histrionics.

@thefourthone1843 7 жыл бұрын

Yes everyone who disagrees with you is racist. Us whites should just step out of the way and let you vote for whoever you want and fuck our opinions because they are inherently racist. You, sir, are the racist.

@devilsadvocate3588 7 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Obama, 8 years of work for nothing once Trump begins to dismantle everything hes done.

@dsmithers944 7 жыл бұрын

Apart from Obama care what has he done??

@FSEffect 7 жыл бұрын

Killed Osama Bin Laden

@dsmithers944 7 жыл бұрын

FSEffect no the military did that what else?

@FSEffect 7 жыл бұрын

And who is the commander in chief of the military that gave the order to perform the operation? Also, brokered a deal with Iran to prevent enriching uranium for nuclear weapons

@Skankhunt42.... 7 жыл бұрын

saved the auto industry and brought you back from the brink of collapse during the recession. Better believe its time for recession 2.0 and this time Obama ain't here to save you. And don't give me the shit about slowest reovery in whatever because Romney promised to bring unemployment below 5 maybe even 6 was what he said can't 100% recall but he said that and you all cheered like that would be a massive victory but when Obama has done exactly that himself over the past 4 years you say oh it was sluggish and could have been faster. We're living in a post facts era they just don't matter anymore.

@killdianette 7 жыл бұрын

Well, for me, this was a positive election night. You see, I'd been constipated for 5 days but with Trump's victory becoming more and more precise, it was literally so shitty that I spend half the night in the toilets. Trump is the best enema. Tremendous enema.

@tizodd6 7 жыл бұрын

Lol I can picture trump waving his little baby hands while he says "tremendous enema".

@milesmonroe1028 7 жыл бұрын

Yep, and he's going to give the whole country--maybe the world--a nice, big icy cold one ...

@tojiroh 7 жыл бұрын

HYUUUUGE

@killdianette 7 жыл бұрын

***** Well that's just physiological stuff, sorry for you if you can't handle it because you are gonna be confronted with 4 years worth of shit during this mandate ^^

@killdianette 7 жыл бұрын

***** And meanwhile, you're enjoining people to jump of bridges. Talk about looking like a douche…

@scottaification 7 жыл бұрын

Is it me or is the crowd laughing less. It's hard to laugh this tragic day.

@smiller2044 7 жыл бұрын

scottaification sad that no one wanted to laugh and yet no one wanted to vote. Product of choices made and decisions. The US did not learn from Brexit!!!

@omensoffate 7 жыл бұрын

Sarah Miller this was one of the biggest turn out for voting in quite some time. My god you people are uninformed

@awesome420ication 7 жыл бұрын

didn't like majority of y'all vote for him?

@scottaification 7 жыл бұрын

awesome420ication apparently. I didn't foresee all these votes. I guess the unvocal rurals (who're silent because they don't have access to Internet) really showed out.

@sharonboggs 7 жыл бұрын

I just read Hillary won majority popular vote but Trump won the majority electoral votes, so NO, the majority of us didn't vote for him.

@pidgeon666 7 жыл бұрын

I never talk or think this way at all about anyone or anything else, but when I see Jeff Goldblum I just think Lord, what a delight.

@kylanfedje3358 7 жыл бұрын

So what he's saying is that life, uh, finds a way

@denadear 7 жыл бұрын

I think that Stephen Colbert is having a tough time hiding his feelings tonight. He is doing his best, but it is very clear that he is in utter dismay.

@yootoobnewbie 7 жыл бұрын

Understandable. We've regressed to the 1920s.

@TedGoranson69 7 жыл бұрын

Yuppie tears are the best tears.

@zookytar 7 жыл бұрын

yootoobnewbie I watched the election returns in a room full of Jewish intellectuals. They were all, "omg is it 1933 all over again?"

@YourIdeologyIsDelusional 7 жыл бұрын

+yootoobnewbie Good. That means in eight or so years we can elect another FDR and have an actual decent president.

@TedGoranson69 7 жыл бұрын

GravianS Trump IS the Republican FDR. Or did you miss his constant promises for more public works jobs and infrastructure projects?

@Avenger222 7 жыл бұрын

Well I feel inspired to start selling snake oil because, apparently, people will buy it. :D

@Relytia 7 жыл бұрын

Avenger22 As long as you have a hideous blond hair-do and use Cheeto dust as lotion.

@boneykingofsomewhere 7 жыл бұрын

clever, and sadly true.

@3rdHalf1 7 жыл бұрын

Duh! ...you are talking about Apple, right?

@thoughtlesskills 7 жыл бұрын

Only just now? A large portion our economy is based on it.

@Nwmguy 7 жыл бұрын

"No one ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American public." -P.T. Barnum

@AizwellOfficial 7 жыл бұрын

From watching multiple Jeff Goldblum interviews i could tell that he's very proud and happy about his son and i hope he grows up to be a great person

@nathangaspar4989 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff, we can agree on the saying "Life finds a way", and life sure as hell found a way

@bbokdoong 7 жыл бұрын

Some lives don't find a way. That's why some species go extinct....

@WuHo 7 жыл бұрын

So you know how some people in other countries had this stereotypical image of americans that's rude, loud, and arrogant? Today you came together to tell the world that "yup that's who we really are and what we aspire to be". Good job.

@lordhigglebottum8377 7 жыл бұрын

+jonathan preston You described America...

@WuHo 7 жыл бұрын

Kill Joy Thank you for taking your time to prove my point.

@nguzosmusic 7 жыл бұрын

Except Russia, because it seems like we're really into Putin liking U.S.

@arunt6659 7 жыл бұрын

I'm grabbing my shades cause I like to watch the world burn

@muzillkhan7520 7 жыл бұрын

Brown Dynamite fucking genius.

@arunt6659 7 жыл бұрын

Muzill Khan cool guys don't look at explosions

@Edgedable 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks joker WHERE THE HELL IS BATMAN

@arunt6659 7 жыл бұрын

Edgedable with Martha.... oh wait..

@muzillkhan7520 7 жыл бұрын

Brown Dynamite They turn around and they walk awaaay

@skatealex1 7 жыл бұрын

What a depressing day. If anyone has some words of hope please share 👍🏼

@poolboy1675 7 жыл бұрын

Suicide is always an option

@alejandroportillo1247 7 жыл бұрын

You don't have to give up.

@xs10086 7 жыл бұрын

skatealex1 Canada is still a free country

@rinnhart 7 жыл бұрын

Fuck off. There's not going to be a civil war. The democratic party will change, but leftists wanted that, too. The republican party must change because they just saddled themselves to a fuckwad outsider.

@skatealex1 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks everyone. I hope the checks and balances in Government can keep Trump from doing anything too crazy. I will consider Canada but I'll try to give it sometime to see how things go.

@supershinigami1 7 жыл бұрын

WHERE IS JON STEWART WHEN WE NEED HIM????????

@alvaroquijano579 7 жыл бұрын

orbiting jupiter. probably.

@4thandinches 7 жыл бұрын

The psychotic Stewart ran to his safe space.

@bernlin2000 7 жыл бұрын

I believe he said he was immigrating to Canada...lol

@Cinqmil 7 жыл бұрын

I think the rapture has just occurred.

@MrKlaymanTom 7 жыл бұрын

"Being inspired, encouraged, brave, bold and active in the progress of your future and everyone's future, depends on you. That's in your circle of influence." Great words for an awful day.

@MsGrapeNehi 7 жыл бұрын

I could use a hug from Jeff Goldblum right now. Love that crazy walking stick of a man.

@AllPurposeBaked 7 жыл бұрын

Ok. Is it weird that I simultaneously didn't understand a damn thing he said and still was inspired by it? Like he sounds like he's saying nothing but is so warm and kind.

@gtj400 7 жыл бұрын

We need Jeff Goldblum more than ever now!!!

@kendellhires2901 7 жыл бұрын

I need to be put in a coma for four years.

@itsonlysound 7 жыл бұрын

Those pod things from Interstellar are looking pretty awesome right about now!

@kendellhires2901 7 жыл бұрын

itsonlysound yeah no kidding!!

@lillililli1726 7 жыл бұрын

Kendell Hires I m following you. ..

@Wennsdennseinmuss 7 жыл бұрын

Sorry, you won't be able to afford life support for that long with Trumpcare.

@kendellhires2901 7 жыл бұрын

MakRude G yeah that's true but a better candidate could come along I mean you never know.

@michellemaesimplicio3412 7 жыл бұрын

This Jurassic Park quote is soo appropriate and very timely.... "LIFE FINDS A WAY"

@fluffyking94 7 жыл бұрын

I see a lot of myself in donnald trump. the thing is, I know I'm an idiot, and I didn't run for president.

@TheMagpie4Real 7 жыл бұрын

Good man! :-)

@seanwolfe5161 7 жыл бұрын

Don't sell yourself short! trümp doesn't know he's an idiot. And you had the good sense to spare us from your presidency.

@dognasty3 7 жыл бұрын

TheMagpie4Real 😂😂

@MeowMeow-tp5nu 7 жыл бұрын

COLTON DOUGHERTY I love your honesty

@laloawesomehc 7 жыл бұрын

COLTON DOUGHERTY that makes you a smarter man than trump

@Edgedable 7 жыл бұрын

Guy I don't think you get it how can you be making jokes right now even on a comedy show

@abirbhavgoswami 7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Tuow Pretty sure it's after the results. It was live on Showtime right? I might be wrong though

@OriginalPiMan 7 жыл бұрын

It was when Trump's win was very probable but not called. Hillary had not conceded by this point.

@nellperry9306 7 жыл бұрын

It's his job.

@canaan5337 7 жыл бұрын

Edgedable Buckle update the next four years there's going to be many many many jokes like well have you ever seen the Titanic where the ship is sinking and the musicians are still playing music as the ship begins to sink people that tell jokes are going to tell jokes no matter what happens

@canaan5337 7 жыл бұрын

duckificationish true but a trump presidency is going to have many opportunities to make jokes it may be a better time to be a political satirist then when George W Bush was president

@OmniMonitor 7 жыл бұрын

He started morphing into Mr. rogers towards the end.

@neilarmstrong7094 7 жыл бұрын

Catherine tt NEVER could stand that fruity phony goldblum. what a turd.

@thegr8rambino 7 жыл бұрын

AHAHHAAHAHAHHA

@batyalee 7 жыл бұрын

I always loved Fred Rogers.

@TheCaptainSplatter 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum for president.

@tonyhall3365 7 жыл бұрын

Life finds a way

@hyacinthdibley 7 жыл бұрын

This man ages better than fine wine. OI!!

@CheddarBayBaby 7 жыл бұрын

This should be titled "Jeff Goldblum Stroking his Ear."

@twiexcursori 7 жыл бұрын

We're laughing to hide our existential terror.

@goodtimes8229 4 жыл бұрын

I know I've heard that before---is that a quote? What from?

@dannypalma8159 7 жыл бұрын

The whole day my stomach has been in a knot.... I feel like I want to throw up everything I ate since yesterday.

@annih7385 7 жыл бұрын

Danny Palma same and I dont even live in the US.

@dahalofreeek 7 жыл бұрын

I was studying in the library at my university: it's exams time. 80-90% of the people just got up and left within five minutes once it looked like he was about to win. Everyone I've talked to today is a combination of shocked and disgusted. I imagine it's very tense for (looking at the probable trajectory of the popular vote) most Americans right now.

@albertcovington9942 7 жыл бұрын

dahalofreeek That means your so called educated friends can't think past the network news.

@nikkibeacth 7 жыл бұрын

Danny Palma If everyone is feeling this way, who the fuck voted for Trump?

@annih7385 7 жыл бұрын

Nikki Beacth yeeees thats what im asking myself..

@kezkezooie8595 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum has been a favourite of mine for many, many years. There's just something unique about him that I find utterly charming. I love the cadence of his speech, I don't think I've seen him in a role that I didn't like him in and his interviews are always interesting. By all accounts he's a complicated man in real life but I think it would be an interesting experience to meet him and share a conversation.

@finkrol 7 жыл бұрын

The world is more and more turning into Idiocracy. That's really sad. Best wishes to all sane americans from Austria.

@swordfish2365 7 жыл бұрын

yes, we austrians know that...2016 can go and fvck itself already.

@xXxFlowerbombxXx 7 жыл бұрын

So true! Hopefully we'll be doing better with our elections this month...

@digitalphoenix3946 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is an amazing individual

@brambleq1236 7 жыл бұрын

Why?

@avedic 7 жыл бұрын

If you have to ask why....you're incapable of understanding. I pity you. Seriously.

@digitalphoenix3946 7 жыл бұрын

wow, comeback when you want to be a little kinder

@ramonmoreno8014 2 жыл бұрын

@@brambleq1236 eat yer hot pocket son

@rj20za 7 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if he's rambling or talking wisdom.

@harlynngrey4441 7 жыл бұрын

rj20za Because you are stupid

@NastyDHL 7 жыл бұрын

It's wisdom.

@cytherians 7 жыл бұрын

That's the trick of Jeff Goldblum. Ramble and sound like you're free associating, yet underneath it all are nuggets of insight and wisdom. ;-)

@Moonfreeze 7 жыл бұрын

It's the Goldblum way of speaking :)

@goodtimes8229 4 жыл бұрын

@@harlynngrey4441 As are you

@unodos149 7 жыл бұрын

A person like Trump winning the Presidency... if that isn't the start of a Jeff Goldblum post-apocalyptic hellscape movie, nothing is.

@DarkKnight-uz3os 7 жыл бұрын

his chaos theory in Jurassic park is best example of current situation.

@bloggs24 7 жыл бұрын

Trump uh... finds a way?

@macedossaulo8917 7 жыл бұрын

I would rather take my chances with the T-Rex…

@shortstuff780 7 жыл бұрын

bloggs24 well yes. he found a way to surprise is through chaos and seems to know what to do to get votes. we just have to overcome this nonsense

@awesome420ication 7 жыл бұрын

how, like how so? What's your logic here?

@DarkKnight-uz3os 7 жыл бұрын

you expect things to go one way(the logical way "Hillary becoming president") but something unexpected happens.

@oliverwolfson 7 жыл бұрын

This guy really came through in this interview.

@ArchonPook 7 жыл бұрын

Positive words, thank you for sharing.

@SaintJimmy72 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff is such an amazing person, it's always a delight to hear him! :)

@russc0692 7 жыл бұрын

Damn....thanks Jeff....great outlook.

@littlemisssparkle2411 7 жыл бұрын

I loved that Lord of the rings reference

@carina7901 7 жыл бұрын

Is Calv same

@lord6617 7 жыл бұрын

I added this to my watch laters, because there are going to be times in the next few years when I'm going to need this perspective, and god willing, I'll have the strength to understand and carry on that positive outlook.

@Spankki 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum - he gets it.

@Hanayuni 7 жыл бұрын

I need at least 1 hour of Jeff Goldblum every day!

@herpderp3426 7 жыл бұрын

i'm actually just surprised to find out Jeff Goldblum was actually acting as himself in Jurassic Park

@crotchet1586 7 жыл бұрын

And Invasion of the bodysnatchers!

@lgl5701 7 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@kurtsaidwhat 7 жыл бұрын

Herp Derp doesn't he act as himself in every movie basically?

@bitbeak 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he plays a mean Jeff Goldblum in this clip

@SlippinJimmy4Life 7 жыл бұрын

Life, uhh, you know, finds a way

@Poncho5rc 7 жыл бұрын

Can Jeff Golfblum be president?

@batyalee 7 жыл бұрын

Love the cheers for being together!

@bobbybobob2648 7 жыл бұрын

The eye goes to Goldblum.

@manthasagittarius1 7 жыл бұрын

Be optimistic but not oblivious -- be observant. And don't wait to ask, don't wait to speak -- if you have a question, chances are ten other people within touching distance have it too, and you benefit all of them along with yourself when you voice it.

@tylerstevens1904 7 жыл бұрын

I was staying away from election results, but then I saw the Mexican Peso tanked to an all-time low, and I knew ....

@JackgarPrime 7 жыл бұрын

Why would you be excited for the tax cuts? They don't help you. The only people they're going to help are big multinational corporations who have no intention of ever bringing their business back anyway. Not when they can get dirt cheap labor for practically pennies elsewhere. And all they're going to do is pocket that shit.

@kristian9955 7 жыл бұрын

Oh? are you making 100k++ a year? if not you're not seeing any significant tax cuts.

@HowardSupra 7 жыл бұрын

Jackgar, that's exactly why Trump wants to renegotiate all of our trade deals. Raise import fees then the companies are sitting in a situation where they pay the same no matter where they have there business. That will entice them to bring the jobs back home where they have skilled laborers just waiting for jobs to be created. Damn it people, if half of you would've educated yourselves on all of his proposals we wouldn't even be bickering right now, we'd all be happy that Trump is in and we might finally see the trend of outsourcing come to a stop.

@johndoe-rm7sv 7 жыл бұрын

no trump dosent like regulation

@HowardSupra 7 жыл бұрын

john doe Regulation isn't the same as trade deals. Regulation controls what we do here in the US, trade deals, handles what we do as far as import/export fees to other countries.

@GuillermoSmyser 7 жыл бұрын

Interested to see him in Thor Ragnarok... Also, John Batiste must have perfect pitch to just figure out what key Jeff was in. Wow

@AdmiralBison 7 жыл бұрын

I miss Bernie Sanders.

@MadHatter42 7 жыл бұрын

Dudes, forget the election, forget politics in general, hell, forget America; someone get Jeff Goldblum a fucking tailor right now!

@grantmccarty5640 7 жыл бұрын

Going into hibernation for four years... I hope there's still an American left when I wake up

@skler69 7 жыл бұрын

Grant McCarty i suggest you stock up on english to russian and how to russian just on case

@blotfd 7 жыл бұрын

love it. love it so much 😀

@vincentkline5338 7 жыл бұрын

Grant McCarty make it eight years

@krutikashah436 7 жыл бұрын

LoL :D :D

@user-on2ys9jr6t 7 жыл бұрын

Grant McCarty dont wake up

@goatsd2307 7 жыл бұрын

I really like jeff goldblum, he's taking up a very neutral standpoint, and he's basically saying this didn't turn out how he'd hoped it would, but he's still going to be happy and just deal with it... which is admirable in a room where everyone is seemingly freaking out about it

@kamrongrant 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks you, Jeff!

@ace_mbt842 7 жыл бұрын

we shocked a man who literally fought aliens, dinosaurs, and cocaine.

@johokeen1 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Trump-turd has that effect. I remember Jeff Goldblum further back, from the Movie 'The Fly'. Hello from 2018!

@JustinStrife 4 жыл бұрын

A man who ACTED. Nothing more. If he raced real aliens or dinosaurs he'd curl up in a ball and suck on his thumb.

@ThePriyo9 7 жыл бұрын

I'm quite scared. And I'm not even American.

@kobaltapollodorus8922 7 жыл бұрын

Good, because the stock market just crashed. The Mexican peso is at an all-time low. You SHOULD be afraid.

@chompythechomperchomp 7 жыл бұрын

Priyokumar Ningthoujam don't worry mate, we still have China, india and the south east Asia and Europe we don't need America to trade with

@gundamheavyarms766 7 жыл бұрын

SarcastiComm.K I'm American, and I fear for the world.

@chompythechomperchomp 7 жыл бұрын

Gundam Heavyarms don't worry like what the whole has done multiple times to rogue nations, banded to get to boycott that nation than take it down and call it the world's bitch for awhile

@harshad1341 7 жыл бұрын

Dude he is not a Mexican, but you would have known the difference if you would have read a book or went to school in your life or just pulled yourself out of Fox News's ass.

@U3X6785 7 жыл бұрын

Hey the world didn't end. We need to unite as a country now.

@emmettchan5545 7 жыл бұрын

U3X6785 Yeah, let's unite with the fascists!

@bigdowdos 7 жыл бұрын

It's a nice change from uniting with the socialists.

@Thanoric 7 жыл бұрын

Lets all rally around the burning cross. Hell no, I heard "He ain't my president" so much the past few elections, I'm saying it about this one.

@emmettchan5545 7 жыл бұрын

bigdowdos Yeah, stupid people who want equality. Pfft, equality is for people in yurop, with their Shariah law, but not in my country, over my dead body. The day some libtard gets healthcare I'm storming the whitehouse with mah guns and takig back the Power to the people!!! MURICA!

@awu2867 7 жыл бұрын

Dude, they're in power, we need to work with them.

@philipjohanson4167 7 жыл бұрын

Damn. Jeff is inspiring. " and what's bad gets gone" that is really cool.

@yusenye3075 7 жыл бұрын

Well, the great experiment has failed, it was fun while it lasted

@riodejaneiro9050 7 жыл бұрын

I feel sick. like ive been punched in the chest. I'm terrified.

@brandonvalenti8401 7 жыл бұрын

I can't fall asleep. Just thinking about all the immigrates whose lives will be ruined...

@BruceLeefromthegrave 7 жыл бұрын

Rio De Janeiro Republicans won everything, but have some faith on Republicans. They shouldn't be enemies, Republicans and Democrats, but colleagues who need each other.

@brandonvalenti8401 7 жыл бұрын

Don't want Shadenfraude Let's just hope tha the republican congress can keep Donald in-line until democrats regain senate control in 2018.

@riodejaneiro9050 7 жыл бұрын

Republicans aren't the problem. we're all people and I don't mind people who disagree with me. I live in south Texas and trump becoming president validates all the bigots here. they all think that means it's okay to be hateful. I, and my friends, are in very real danger now. and I am absolutely terrified.

@h0lly_blue 7 жыл бұрын

to be fair a good chunk of Republicans are against Trump's bullshit policies/sanctions/agendas and are ashamed that they're having this man be the face of their party this election season I'm not even a Republican but I can feel for these guys to have someone nobody with a brain likes as your frontrunner

@DenisRyan 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum: A gift to the world we often do not deserve, but so desperately need.

@_fig.8 7 жыл бұрын

class act.

@wallaceavin7490 7 жыл бұрын

As I'm ready these comments, a lot you guys are missing the point of what he's trying to say

@MilesBader 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe so, but .... if so, it'd be useful if you described what his points were....

@wallaceavin7490 7 жыл бұрын

Watch the video and discern for yourself

@bareto 7 жыл бұрын

breathe in silence for a while and you will understand. (or... google 'mindfulness')

@mattdsteacy 7 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to explain chaos theory like in Jurassic park lol

@jessegandy4510 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff knows how to take stressful/disturbing moments and conceptualize them into a digestible form. His talent eases suffering and brings a sense of joy.

@KingDecahedron 7 жыл бұрын

Did anyone catch that - knock on wood thing? @ 2:15 - accepting something?? - so subtle - so brash Goldblum is So hip to life - ok i am old - he is something that carries thru all generations

@lesleyflores1582 7 жыл бұрын

already had a trump related nightmare. just 4 more years

@DuranmanX 7 жыл бұрын

How many Justices do you think he can choose in a Republican congress in 4 years

@DuranmanX 7 жыл бұрын

***** RBG and Anthony Kennedy are in their 80s and Stephen Breyer is getting there too as comparison, Antonin Scalia died at 79 that means that he could fill in possibly 4 seats assuming the Justices over 80 die in the next 4 years and they will be young, and they will be as conservative as possible, and they will be there for a long time given the advancements in modern medicine

@DuranmanX 7 жыл бұрын

RBJ hated Trump if she dies and Trump replaces her, I don't know if I'll be able to take it

@lillililli1726 7 жыл бұрын

Lesley Flores I can't hear his voice anymore 😯😯😢😧😧

@jackpics 7 жыл бұрын

Actually, if you consider in January 20, 2021 at minimum, that's 4 years, 2 months, 10 days. If Trump gets a second term, it would be January 20, 2025: that's 8 years, 2 months, 10 days. Smidge under 3000 days. Enjoy! I know I will. :)

@NicolasBulsommer 7 жыл бұрын

this must be the most awkward and sadest episode of The Late Show EVER

@lukebrown9082 7 жыл бұрын

But Jon coming in at the end with Jeff was beautiful

@conniecarroll7222 7 жыл бұрын

We can all hope

@AABattery 7 жыл бұрын

Goldblum 2020

@Artisan74 7 жыл бұрын

I love Jeff Goldblum he is so weird.

@jamestierney939 5 жыл бұрын

Goldblum, should be a drug, just watching and listening to him soothes me, and makes me feel calmer. Whenever I feel down about myself or the world, I just watch me some Goldblum for a while, and everything gradually feels better. This man is sent to us from God, he is an angel.

@brett66 7 жыл бұрын

Well said, Mr. Goldblum.

@OrganicGreens 7 жыл бұрын

Ive always liked that guy. Independence day was a hell of a movie

@RG6Snipers 7 жыл бұрын

Had he explained chaos theory like in Jurassic Park, it all would have made sense.

@miker.9138 7 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to dislike Jeff Goldblum.

@jeffkeith637 7 жыл бұрын

Don't worry guys. It's just politics. They line their pockets and piss off. They don't really change anything. It's just window dressing. It's bloody funny looking in the window from the outside, though.

@gundam09890 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Keith It's not just 4 years though. We gave this man the power to appoint 1 or more Supreme Court justices so we'll be feeling this for decades. I don't think America realizes what legacy we are going to leave.

@Skankhunt42.... 7 жыл бұрын

Only bright spot I can give you there is on the Paris climate accords. He can't do shit about them. backing out takes 4 years and if america has a shred of sense he'll be gone and then it can be reinstated with the stroke of a pen. But he will badly fuck america over I promise you that.

@jeffkeith637 7 жыл бұрын

president camacho you know, that's one of the great mysteries about the US to we outsiders. Universal healthcare is definitely NOT a bad thing. Why is it so reviled? The only downside being that health costs are sending governments broke. It's a very lucrative business over there?

@kurtsaidwhat 7 жыл бұрын

president camacho Trump should just get rid of the social security for all those old white people that voted for him as well rofl

@Skankhunt42.... 7 жыл бұрын

kurtsaidwhat That would be so fucking funny. They hate socialism so lets see them all die off without it.

@Cosmodjinn 7 жыл бұрын

Setting the pathway to Fallout Earth. When do we start production of Power Armor and Plasma Rifles?

@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 7 жыл бұрын

Hopefully before the Deathclaws starts showing up.

@DovahGoose 7 жыл бұрын

Ave true to Caesar

@barmarko40 7 жыл бұрын

Join the NCR!

@littletonpace 7 жыл бұрын

I'm meeting Deacon at the Railroad.

@shaun416 7 жыл бұрын

Gloating about a Trump win makes no sense. We are all in this together. When you finally realize voting for him was a mistake, we will all be suffering.

@torgogorgo1888 7 жыл бұрын

You're as naive as you think Dem supporters are.

@torgogorgo1888 7 жыл бұрын

SirVixIsVexed I didn't. I'm just pointing out you're a sheep that merely follows a different Sheppard than Dem supporters. If you heavily supported either of the worst, most disliked presidential candidates in the history of a nation, you're a tool. Doesn't matter if you were pro-Hillary or pro-Trump, your all the same in everything except who you latch onto.

@torgogorgo1888 7 жыл бұрын

SirVixIsVexed sounds like you do your fair share of froshy raving.

@marcillioficino4663 7 жыл бұрын

Many people have suffered these last eight years with Obama as president. There are two sides to every coin. Now the shoe happens to be on the other foot. You can't please everyone.

@galaxytraveler5779 7 жыл бұрын

No, it will just continue. The elite become more powerful and continue to control us, and continue forcing us to pay more taxes so they can spend more money on themselves and keep the wars going...to make more money from them as well. It's all about money and nothing else matters. Even if it means putting millions of citizens in dept.