His fake forced laughter......uggghhhh

+DontGetBoard Doesn't matter who's better than who. There is room for both. Next!

+DontGetBoard Andy's foreskin would be better than Fallon.

+Samuel Acosta May it rest in peace

DontGetBoard Think about it thats how great Fallon is. This video doesnt even mention him but you still bring him up. Thats insane

Brought tears to my eyes...

Same about transgenders

​@@localasian You know Dumb-Man, There is a little difference which is that transgenders chose to change themselves.

@@frivolo2892 Man?? Didn't change my gender. I was born perfect. I identify myself as smart, "Not dumb".

@Jeffrey Scott That implies that's the only reason somebody would be against circumcision. There are many nerves on that piece of skin and there's very little credence behind the vast majority of health claims behind circumcision which gives a reason to keep it and very little to not. Even if you're going with the idea of the "body is perfect, why change it?" That's often a thought by the parents in regards to their child. Obviously, if a person in trans, *they* are the ones who are going to be making the decision later in life (not as a baby), which ends up being a matter of personal autonomy I don't really care whether you're against transgenders or not, and I'm not really going to try to change your opinion especially considering I have some reservations about certain procedures especially on those under 18. Still, you have to admit that the analogy is terrible. There are way too many nuances in both of those arguments to equate them like that without encountering a logical fallacy. A much better analogy would be between not supporting plastic surgery because they're "perfect the way they are" and transgender surgeries, but there's still the nuance of those people having gender dysphoria (or the old term of gender identity disorder if it makes you feel any better to call it that) which is different from body dysmorphia or general insecurity (that may cause one to pursue other plastic surgery [obviously not the only reason]). The last line you wrote just seems like some tangentially related rant you felt like going on. I do personally have issues with parents who stress against gender norms and insist on raising their kids non-binary or the like which just serves for a lot of confusion, but I really don't think the *majority* of parents are grooming their kids to be transgender. That just sounds ridiculous and conspiratorial.

I love how Conan just stood completely still when he was asked about his son XD

How so?

Just saved conan...who didn't need saving.

I really don’t see where Conan needed saving here...

Conan- "Im so glad it's going this way." Then he gestures toward Andy's direction. Kinda sums it up ya dicks.

Never.. ever

*At least he did not let someone sexualy assault this baby boy with a deadly weapon.*

Check his Twitter, he's very much a disappointment.

Andy also said he has had no problems and plenty of fun with his circumcised penis so he didn't seem angry or depressed that it was done to him

THIS!

You’ve

He was joking, but he really wasn't.

@@yungthunder2681 Yeah it's a comedy talk show, he made the point but also made it funny, if it was a serious debate I think he'd have a lot of good points to make.

He’s joking. Don’t use this as your political ammunition

*And he did not let someone sexualy assault this baby boy with a deadly weapon.*

@@philipanderson7581 I know a few guys that had it done in their early 30's and 20's yet they say it's a hell of a lot easier to clean and BJ's feel a lot better

@@joegastly6166 Good for them that they were able to make that important choice for themselves and for their own bodies. That is how it SHOULD be.

I think his lastname means Judge in German

@@joegastly6166 Good for those "few" guys that you know. They decided for themselves. 80% of the men in the world are intact. They can always decide for themselves as adults. When there is no consent and no medical necessity, then it is defined as mutilation. Therefore, all circumcisions on infants and minors, boys or girls, are mutilations.

+Joza Ibrahim Oh he is even better in bed...

Joza Ibrahim Actually he does but not in this clip.

+Joza Ibrahim That is messed up. A picture like that and not a single uploaded video?

Tom Riddle not creepy at all. She has videos now tho.

@@guitarchim Where?

***** forced genital mutilation being inflicted onto hundreds of millions of helpless newborn babies isn't exactly "mundane" tho.

stfwho yeah, I mean, I was circumcised, and all I can say is what the hell were my parents thinking. why put a child through that? because it's ritual? it's barbaric.

This is a very intelligent comment

+Raskolnikov32 Christopher Hitchens talked about the subject in a debate with a Rabbi whereby the Rabbit said "I don't know what you have against circumcision Christopher - my son cried more at his first haircut than he did at his bris and as far as I can tell, all circumcision did was give the child a higher chance of winning a Nobel Prize!" and the crowd roared with laughter. Hitchens then simply said "I don't find the compulsory mutilation of children's genitals a good subject for humour in that way. Just think, what would you have thought of me if I had said 'My daughter cried more at her first haircut than she did when we cut off her clitoris or labia'. The debate is about whether religion can make moral people do disgusting, immoral things and you just proved my point". The idea of circumcision is so ingrained the culture as "okay" that, despite the fact Goldblum is okay with the genital mutilation of his child, I don't find him reprehensible in any way, nor would I think ill of him if I met him or saw him in a film. How fucked up is that?

Chris Hutton The point is A) The individual should have the choice as to whether they wish to keep their foreskin or not. The decision shouldn't be made without their consent - let alone when they are a baby and B) Circumcision without consent should only happen only if there are medical reasons and the person involved is too young to be aware of it and C)There are hundreds and hundreds of cases - in America alone - of babies dying of blood loss and infection plus cases where men have lost sensation in their penis due to complications (such as nerve damage, etc) from circumcision - and all this just because of a tradition based on a bronze-age ritual. Let's not pretend that the common-place nature of this event is down to the innate necessity of it - it's simply religious tradition that has only very recently had poor excuses made for by those who favour tradition over morality. It's really difficult for some reason to point out to people, who are so used to the concept of circumcision, that it's essentially cutting bits off the genitals of babies with a knife. Do you not think it's amazing how that apt description DOESN'T make most people go "WTF?!? Why would you cut anything off of a baby? Why are you cutting stuff off baby penises you mentalist?!?". It's amazing what years and years of religion can do to society.

Sums it up right there. Religion is cancer

Or if you're born with phimosis and the condition never went away.

Andy also said he has had no problems and plenty of fun with his circumcised penis so he didn't seem angry or depressed that it was done to him

@@InspectorCallahan.44 After puberty, if the young man is in pain, then he can have say in the choice to have surgery to correct that then. Most men never have an issue with their foreskins.

@@InspectorCallahan.44 Steroids and stretching can fix that

+I watch Will&Grace on an eternal loop don't try to draw attention to the hypocrisy of the left, that makes you "ignorant" and a "bigot" ;)

+I watch Will&Grace on an eternal loop How is that related to this?

magicards73 it's a gleaming example of how deluded liberals are.

OnTreader finally a comment that makes me feel like hope is not lost

***** i think you forgot how democracy was supposed to work

I need a relationship like that

goals

David Klein everything about their relationship is so perfect, I wonder how they're not married already.

Omg yess I was going to comment on that I loved it so much

i love you a bit

I thought Conan was an immature coward for not standing up to Jeff's psychopathic rant. Andy is right. Babies are born perfect. Conan was a weasel.

I totally agree. I think its because we watch a lot of Conan's reruns, right? Hahaha

Alistar Wormwood Watch the one with Don Rickles

so wait...you've laughed at a conan clip at "half chub" in the past... this one did it for ya, huh?

***** The remotes are always funny, celebrity interviews are kind of hit and miss. But Jeff Goldblum always brings the goods.

Fuck you.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Yeah but not sure if he is faking himself, or if he is really like that.

Except there's nothing trivial about cutting the genitalia of infants.

Couldn't agree more. A true national treasure.

Jason Black Yeah laughing and joking about the time he mutilated a childs genitals, what a guy

@Narayana 69 just stop

Uggff they are neither safe or healthy I want people to understand this in the US the most!!!!!

@Narayana 69 you need to first learn the difference between physiologic and pathologic phimosis because "pediatric phimosis" is not a condition that needs to be remedied by circumcision. Respecting the body autonomy and human rights of others is important and I hope you'll research further. Thank you.

@Narayana 69 i don't give a crap what you religion is I'm not anti-semitic. I am against genital mutilation of infants regardless of their sex. It is barbaric and should not be allowed without consent. I will not change my viewpoint ever. Same goes for FGM.

@@ramonanaya6236 don't bother, @Narayana69 clearly has nothing better to do than justify cutting culture on the internet. Apparently life-saving surgeries rank the same as cosmetic mutilation to people like him.

Keep watching. See 2:44 ! Circumcision is associated STRONGLY with VIOLENT NATIONS. With rare exceptions, most nations at WAR are in the bandwagon of cutting off FULLY FUNCTIONAL and IMPORTANT, sensitive body parts. Coincidence? Look up "ISIS FORCIBLY CIRCUMCISED ASSYRIAN CHRISTIANS."

Blunt Honesty works.

As if not being circumcised is a bad thing?

+555 Gear Who would have guessed that, uh, that Andy Richter would convince me that circumcision is not in fact the way, uh, the way to go? And, well, that's chaos theory.

George Graham You win the interwebs. I literally spewed Monster all over my keyboard. Worth it.

+George Graham Well indeed, life uh finds a way.

+555 Gear No one could have predicted that, thus chaos theory is proven.

+Tesla Foil - Every boy born in America has a coupon worth $250 on his penis. All the doctor has to do is cut it off.

+jx14aby It's madness, right? Can't believe this is still legal.

+Satorix Yes, it's madness. In fact, it's a shared delusion disorder. It's very common.

jx14aby 😹😹😹 so true!

I never heard that a non jewish man would be circumcised, as a Europian. What is the pont of cutting down the skin? And why nearly every american do it?

+deathstr1ker6666 I got my fingernails removed too because I'm a dirty slob. Let's remove all breast tissue from infant girls also to eradicate breast cancer.

Agreed, but look up AFRICANS SPEAK OUT AGAINST MASS CIRCUMCISION CAMPAIGN. Cancers skyrocket in cut men since they get more AIDS. Do not be fooled by the pro-circ lobby. INTACT IS BEST!

deathstr1ker6666 *Andy did not let someone sexualy assault his baby boy with a deadly weapon.*

humanstructureVIDEOS "they get more aids"??? Lmao where is this thread getting it's research from???

deathstr1ker6666 the important thing is, make sure you remove the nipples of any son you have while he is still an infant, so he can have all those great benefits, plus look like you, and of course it's much better to remove nipples from an infant because it hurts so much more if he has to do it when he's an adult.

@Light Myst Andy, specifically in this comment but they're all dreamboats

@@kelseycoca Well if you like men built like Andy, have i got a proposition for you

Jennyfisch omg... Thks for sharing

This should stop

@@poojasan7755 well having circumcision is actually cleaner than not having had one, but i do agree that the early age that they do that is a little unsetteling. I got mine when i was 12.

Fashionably late though. If I was Jeff's son he would not die in his own bed.

would i get a weirded out woman if i went to europe because of my circumsized? because it's not a common thing...

No big deal? Cause you or your brothers or your cousins or your neighbors were never subject to a barbaric practice? Try living in America... it is a big deal

@@basteagui Straight women in Europe usually prefer uncut, but if they like the rest of the guy it's not a deal breaker. Unless, of course, you give them the "I want my boy to look like me" nonsense. Then they will not want to have your baby!

@@guynbrk3396 It's no big deal.

In case you're American, I'm sorry if you have ever been made fun of for having an intact penis. I'm European and that just seems so absurd and awful to me.

It isn't a debate. There's just a bunch of crackpots who have decided to rebrand a medical procedure performed as preventive care as 'genital mutilation'... and then there's the rest of us with brains.

Sandwich Breath the benifits are real... and literally the same for cutting off any body part. The only one that isn’t is aids. I can prevent aids with another kind of cut too. Doesn’t mean Itake right

@Narayana 69 you are high poo in the loo

Cuz chicks prefer to suck cut ones.....

Andy also said he has had no problems and plenty of fun with his circumcised penis so he didn't seem angry or depressed that it was done to him

He had one and it flopped.

+skinflutey A talk show, not a comedy sitcom. At least that's what I hope will meant. He would be way better than Fallon or Myers

*always go full Goldblum

@@spartan7465 not of you can't handle the power of goldblum

that was hilarious 🤣🤣

That’s honestly what most people’s reasoning for it is. Which makes no sense. What are they, comparing dicks with each other? I don’t remember doing that with my dad.

Care to explain??

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 you do want to explain how cutting baby genitals is not wrong?

@@ahuman5440 Wait, is there a different between a baby and a toddler getting circumcision?? Because I got one at about age 5 because of a medical emergency, which is actually common. You saying there's a difference??

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 of course there is! Yours was done for a medical emergency. Ie responsive to a catastrophic event. Ritual, religious circumcisions with no medical emergency outstanding is genital mutilation!

most of the developed world is intact. only muslim and african countries still practice it. the phillipines and the us are the christian exeptions.

Don't spread misinformation: you can still get infected and pass infection if circumsized.

I don't know about you, but my parents made sure to remove my nose so I'd never have to clean it of snot, my ears, so I'd never get earwax and made it so that I could never grow hair as well. Only logical thing to do.

When I was born my parents removed all my finger and toe nails too so I never have to trim them and get nasty bacteria or toe fungus. 100% change of never getting infections and I don’t have to waste time cleaning.

+Dylan Smith FUCKING CORN FLAKES!!!!

IT'S THE JEWS WHO ARE BEHIND THIS.

keepin itreal you are a dumbass. It CAUSES ED. it removes 60%-90% of sexual feeling. You psycho

it started to stop masturbation there and now those idiots changed the narrative to 'health benefits' like decreasing hiv to justify the archaic act.

Don't lump us all together. There's tons of opposition to circumcision here. Also, it's around 60% (and decreasing) of American men who are circumcised, not everyone.

your tow wont grow back dew ( the part that got cut off would grow back to normal in about 6 months or less)

@@primalmachine7945 nope

Except that a circumcision doesn't negatively impact the boys life in 99% of the cases

@@tamarleahh.2150 No it definitely makes masturbation difficult.

I'd love to cut off that toe tho. I've lost nails twice.

Girls should have everything torn off using the goofy hygiene logic.

Well, we do have to cut our fingernails constantly to keep it from being dirty so this is a terrible example. Cutting off our fingertips would be more efficient then cutting our fingernails every few days, but we don’t because it would be relatively unnecessary seeing as fingertips are used for more than just fingernails. But we do cut our fingernails to keep from having dirt caught underneath it, so I don’t get your point. And excess skin on the penis is just that, excess, it’s not needed. Mutilation is only mutilation if it crippled the person

@@coalkingryan881 underrated

@@coalkingryan881 It's illegal to remove that same tissue, prepuce, on a female

I know a few guys that had it done in their early 30's and 20's yet they say it's a hell of a lot easier to clean and BJ's feel a lot better

keepin itreal "u write too much" one of the most pathetic responses I ever read on KZfaq

@keepin itreal You're an idiot, honestly.

keepin itreal It's worse than RAPE.

keepin itreal Babies scream when a part of their body is cut off.

@keepin itreal Ya know you're right. "Keepin itreal" considers female circumcision to be a wholesome and humane practice. "Keepin itreal" thinks that all infant girls should have their clitoris or hood.... or preferable both chopped off is in the interest of all American females. "Keepin itreal" 2020.

*Non-Multilated guy.

Octavio Bannach it’s not that serious

@@gseth671 but it is. Circumcision is quakery disguised as medicine. If you're cut: I'm sorry for your loss.

It is. Have you ever seen how it is done? Its dangerous than girls circumsion

And every cut guy who wishes he had had someone to protect him.

+rochat Because hospitals make money on the removed foreskins.

+roedhunt Correct. Fear is big business.

roedhunt they go to burn victims

rochat CDC just came out and said it was more hygienic. I dont think its a big deal one way or the other, but smegma is a thing the circumcised never have to deal with.

orlo CDC said that 2 years ago, and just a few months ago they were busted in an industrial bribing scandal (meaning certain medical industries bribed them to lie about certain medical subjects... the circumcision surgery alone is a $140,000,000 a year industry, not counting the sales of genital mutilation tools and cutting boards and the absurd amount of "repair" surgeries). When dozens of the world's most respected medical orgs in the world say forced genital mutilation is cruel and unnecessary, but one organization that is full of Jewish surgeons who make millions of dollars off the practice says "sure, its a good idea to pay us to mutilate children's sex organs"... you gotta go with what's clearly the more logical argument, not the most convenient one for you just because you didn't get to keep an entire penis for whatever bs reason.

keepin itreal (ironic name) "It's not mutilation!!!" The removal of body parts without consent and/or medical necessity is mutilation by its very definition. "They use numbing gel & it's surgical equipment." The How is not the issue, it's the What. "What's the difference in that & removing an appendix like they did to me at only 5 years old?" Your appendectomy was probably medically neccessary. Feel free to reply with more excuses, I'm happy to shoot them down, and maybe it will make you reconsider this indefensible practice.

He was joking. You’re ruining comedy

@@szeddezs parents have the right to decide. And it's not mutilation.

@@retired5218 "parents have the right to decide" Yes, and I'm saying parents shouldn't have that right. Children have a right to bodily autonomy, they're not dolls that the owners can do with whatever they please. "And it's not mutilation" It's the removal of a healthy body part without consent or medical necessity, of course it's mutilation.

@@szeddezs parents have the legal right to decide just about anything for their kids until they are 18. Don't understand why this is such a big deal to you; I am more concerned about female genital mutilation occurring in this country.

I know a few guys that had it done in their early 30's and 20's yet they say it's a hell of a lot easier to clean and BJ's feel a lot better

@@joegastly6166 AGAIN>>GOOD FOR THEM THAT THEY MADE THAT CHOICE FOR THEMSELVES!!! Are you a circumfetishist????

There are medical benefits to it, just not in most men

@@callanc3925 That is why you let the owner of the penis decides for himself when he gets older. Only one in 16,000 males need genuine medical circumcision. No need to mutilate him.

​@@jtcowboy5518 By definition its not mutilation, and I'd rather not undergo that operation as a grownup and I know most people would agree. Plus its a lot cleaner and reduces the risk of infection. I don't want the government telling parents where they should educate there kids nor how to raise them, as long as its moral.

***** And you're wrong. More people do have foreskin than people who dont.

Plague Doc FORESKIN WAAAARS! May the foreskin be with you.

it's terrible

Plague Doc The foreskin is strong with this one.

LazarheaD I do indeed have a strong foreskin.

I'm 33 and lived in the USA as a kid. I can feel the vibe is changing all over that country. It will go the way of the UK (97% cut in 1940 and 3% today) and Australia (85% cut in 1965 and 15% by 2015) which is a total reversal in a few decades. It's already down from 95% in 1975 to 55% today. In over a dozen states, more newborn boys are left intact than not, and by 2025 another dozen states will have crossed the line.

Don Carter ik that’s like something from a horror movie

During a Bris, they always sing. It helps to drown out the baby's screams of agony.

Yeah, I was uncomfortable too

Mr. J DickVinci His insecure fear kicked in so he went into attack mode. Very common from parents who took a knife to their kids' genitals.

Mr. J DickVinci Indeed, something was totally wrong with Jeffs attitude on this subject and reasoning. Especially when he heard Andy's position on it.

+stfwho how did he go into attack mode?

Mr. J DickVinci I don't get you, Are you saying that jeff Goldblum was upset or unconfortable or ....???

Matthew Alistair "You must've wanted to do the "natural" thing, did you want him to "look like daddy"?" He was suggesting the only reason a man would not cut apart his son's sex organs is if he's a hippie or insecure about his own penis.

You could justify female genital cutting on similar medical grounds.

keepin itreal It's still mutulation. The difference is, the boy is lied to and told it is for his own good.

keepin itreal that doesn't justify cutting infants. If some one wants to get circumcised as an adult, it's their choice and businesd.

keepin itreal Doctors will tell you more lies because they were lied too aswell.

keepin itreal Your friends an idiot. Most men who aren't cut continue to not be cut. You would have them go through an operation as infants that they would refuse to do as adults. All the issues that people say will happen to uncut men do not happen in Europe where most men are uncut. You are advocating for a needless operation on non consenting minors.

+bazzmx So hawt.

interesting ty

keepin itreal they happen a lot actually but okay....

Hmm well if you google any botched surgery you’ll more than likely find something.

keepin itreal The risk is still there. People should be informed of the risks when ever possible. Since you can't inform a child and there isn't an immediate serious issue to be solved, infant circumcision is unjustified.

+gotskinn Not to mention the death rates. Infants aren't sexually active either (if you're ignorant enough to subscribe to the STD fear). It's all about $$$$$$

+speakthetruth love your responses. always funny to read.

TheW89 Mostly just Israel and the Muslims.

South Korea started doing it after they became Americanized, but quickly dropped the cutting rates after realizing how fucking stupid it is to cut apart the sex organs of children.

+TheW89 Why would you cut an onion? Oh because it cleans it and makes it more efficient? Mad uncut is mad.

+pandaria pro Makes it more clean? That's like saying I'll cut my feet's so that they don't smell... Pretty sure nature gave us a prepuce for a reason, if it was a disadvantage natural selection would have got rid of it.

+Aaron Storm Yes it does. easier maintenance, easier use, aesthetically pleasing.

They shouldn't do it at all.

@@endofscene They should do it if it's an emergency.

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 it is almost never an emergency

+Dan Slash better or worse than for purely cultural reasons? or just for the sake of comfort?

+OnTreader Nah it's actually more hygienic. All you eared people have discusting sweat and dirt behind your ears. They're also prone to sunburn and melanoma. And nobody will ever date a discusting eared person. Ears... ughh *shudders*

Aki-Petteri Pokka culture is a funny thing isn't it

Dan Slash I cant wait to have my daughter circumcised. Because you know, technically its cleaner. Less skin for bacteria to live under. Besides, if shes a baby she'll never remember it. So no harm done right? Isnt infant circumcision such a wonderful thing? I love how I, as a parent, can just decide to have healthy functioning tissue removed from my children at my will. God bless America!

ziggy4242 I am the father of Daughter who is not Yet circumcised due to discrimination law. We must use industrial fan on vagina 4 times a day to keep mud flaps dry and decrease bacteria.

Why?

George Graham best comment

I love you, George.

I get the sarcasm for once

Thank you. Everyone is using a comedy show as ammunition for their weirdly hostile attitudes towards circumcised people

George Graham Are you new to the world when a controversial topic comes up yes people are going to give their opinions.

I can imagine that. There's a reason why it's there.

@@marias7599 I feel nothing wrong after having mine removed for medical reason, it is in fact more comfortable.

unnecessary in most of the cases...

+HAL NOVEMILA Just like masectomy.

Whatever it is, it's not up to females to have a say

Sam10947 False. Of course females have a say! The common denominator between males and females is humans, and mutilation can negatively affect males and females all the same. In the case of circumcision, let the boy make that irreversible decision if he chooses to when he can understand the situation, not forcibly shortly after birth.

@@HAL_NOVEMILA Yes, circumcision is necessary for about ONE in 16,000 men. No more than that. And of course ZERO babies.

Nobody is trying to dance around anything. You’re like the lady screaming at a cat

If circumcision were mutilation it would be illegal.

​@@retired5218 Look up the definition of mutilation. It's word for word what circumcision is. It is not explicitly illegal, in the sense that there is no specific law for that particular form of mutilation, same way that it's not explicitly illegal to murder someone with a shotgun, it's just illegal to murder. But mutilating a child is illegal. The law is simply not enforced in this particular case.

@@retired5218 "If slavery was immoral it would be illegal" Domigene Yellets Sr, circa 1860, South Carolina.

Sérgio Alves did you actually just compare slavery to circumcision? I get the argument and everything but that is so dramatic

How is doing for religious reasons ridiculous? Many people believe in their religion and the actions needed to be performed for that religion; hows that wrong? And he didnt admit it was wrong or senseless, he clearly said “youre probably right” to make the it less akward

Since he said it had been a question before it possibly wasn't his choice to circumcise his son

@@Theoneandonlycleez But you’re not doing it for yourself, you’re projecting it onto someone else.

@@Theoneandonlycleez How is doing it for religious reasons ridiculous? Well, duh, because it's for a religion, babe! It's all made up nonsense!

He clearly wants his boy to be popular with the girls in a way he wasn't.

***** OMG! That's too frickin funny!!

ROFL!