You can see the moment where he realizes he's backed himself into a corner and can't get out And you can also see the moment Conan realizes the same thing

Hehe well spoken X 2

you mean "his own bull-human-soil."

The accuracy

@@aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059 😂😂

awwwww :D

BadAssEngineering actually he’s been to like 7 cities already, and people at work say he’s actually like that

@@enriquesanchez8140 Jordan is a genius.

He isn't a character. He is able to find things funny.

Yep

He had such a good point thoo

He was right and Conan was trying to bail out beacuse he knew he was wrong

Still a weirdo

@@nomnom112 its just a character duh

@@farrel_ra So you still don't believe Conan when he said a hundred times and still saying that "Jordan is real, stop asking"

Don't you mean Human soil 🤣

Let the sh** fly lol

Bull soil actually

Human fertilizer compound

There might be a bull in that forest.

He wasnt but as the show goes on he does make it funnier and exaggerates his character..but still hilarious

@@JohnnyDeppforlifee yesssss

he isn't... Conan has said it athousand times

Are you ppl serious? He's playing a funny caricature / parody of himself.. How the hell are you ppl in youtube comments so young/socially inexperienced that even these clips weren't enough to make you understand this improv act? It wouldn't even be funny from start to finish if Jordan didn't know what he was doing, and he wouldn't be part of the production team of the Conan show if he was really oblivious to comedy as his character pretends to be. I shouldn't even have to make these points though, the intentions behind this should be crystal clear just from watching it, even more so from watching these moments where he broke character but they had to leave it in because it was so funny.

@@lotaryguy12 go look up the definition of irony, bud

Why cuz it rhymes?

@@papa_squat well done 👏

@@papa_squat yea I’m with you... just cos it rhymes doesn’t make it poetic.

Yeah hey, good artistic ear

Jordan was spitting bars

Legit what I’m doing right now

I just started watching Conan on YT recently and Jordan will stay with me forever for sure. Lmao, first time I saw him mentioned, staff members were pointing him as the person Conan should fire, and I had no context as to why him. I should watch this video again now:D

He’s my one & only soulmate.

True

We a need a travel show. A Jordan Takes Conan To...some random place, type of travel show.

Human soil

Who doesnt laugh at feces? It's such a silly thing that it's funny

bidets*

He's laughing specifically because it's a strange thing. He's playing a character and when he realizes he's said shit that's beyond insane for even his own character he finds it funny.

Soil… it’s human soil.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He went to CVS and the Norelco Body Groom was out of stock.

XD

I want u to say anus.

This has to be it!

That's what I am thinking... Though people like Jordan can laugh in their favorite places

@@gayathri5909 That's me. I am happy in my favorite places. Is that weird?

@@temporarymomentary not at all

I am like number 666.... Someone hurry & press the like button 😳

Gayathri Nair Jordan leagues anywhere. His complete lack of emotion is just an act

probably the biggest reason why it's one of the funniest remotes

I think it was mentioned in a podcast that they both were quite sleep deprived, so that might have played into it.

@b00ger901 God, what an intelligent comment. Thanks for your insights, b00ger.

'quality'

@b00ger901 this sounds like something Jordan would say

@b00ger901 that is so true, unless you are drunk

b00ger901 you don’t know everything brother, just thought I’d put that out there

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

That's how I explain Pauli exclusion principle to my students.

The Time Keepers are the matter. - LoKi

Yin and yang

This is quite true. I sincerely concur.

Fucking hell, that's so true

I don't get it?

@@HOTD108_ Introverts tend to think ahead when speaking. So when telling a shitty joke, midway through the joke we think about the punchline, which causes us to crack up laughing before actually saying it.

@@Akeldama9 Thanks for explaining!

@@Akeldama9 thanks for explaining

Oh my gosh, this analysis makes that scene make so much more sense and so much funnier

​@@casieropski He didn't contradict her though

It's also worth noting they answered in a Q&A that the wine taster had no idea they were comedians and actually got concerned that they were genuinely upset with one another.

@@Cottagegay oh shit so i'm not totally right, but thats really interesting

@@Cottagegay Yeah. I read that she stopped the filming and said "this is madness". Something got lost in translation and she thought they were filming a travel show, not a comedy show. She was concerned about the image of the vinyard. Once things were explained, filming continued.

Isnt that backwards. Because normally it seems to not be running properly

Somebody else in the comments made that same joke 5 months ago.

A glitch in the system a simple manual reebot shoul repair it

Most of the times

DAMNIT DATA! PLAY YOUR ROLE!

He is the ultimate nerd.

He is a state of mind on the same level as Gina Lenetti spaghetti confetti

Capital “L”

He prepares his lifestyle in different ways

It literally is bc Conan has blatantly admitted that the Jordan you see on camera is the same Jordan off camera

This is a bit he is paid to act chill out

@Mr Lonely who are you?

The correct iteration of this, Jordan : “… and uhhh right now I smell a forest.” Jordan’s inner dialogue : “the bell did I just say? What kind of nonsensical human soil was that?” Lol

I love it 😂

@@sujalgautam9761 you dont need to know someone to talk w them through the internet dumbass 💀

And sona

This aged horribly, Conan just announced his end of his TBS talk show and now doing Conan without borders and internet stuff

@@freddiedancey8223 and a new show on HBO max. This didn't age horribly at all.

@@ChrisBeames I stand corrected this Aged perfectly then, except u can’t get HBO max where I live :////

Seriously agreed lol

luis chacon Or... they act like FRIENDS. Why do you have to pervert it? And by the way, men cannot marry men.

What the do you mean men cannot marry other men lol? Do you know about the legalisation of same-sex marriage lol

Snow A government can write any law they want to... but they can’t change TRUTH. The truth is that marriage, by definition, is only between one man and one woman, for life. No divorce & remarriage. People of the same sex can call their relationship and behavior whatever they want, and the government can even support it, but they can NEVER be married. Never. It’s not possible.

@@DukeOfEarl88 AND THAT IS #TRUTH Well said!

@@DukeOfEarl88 lmao okay dude stay ignorant... Like Martin Luther King Jr. Said; “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” and you sir, whether intentionally or not, are conveying both. Not that I don't agree with the point about sexualizing and fetishizing same-sex relationships, it's unneeded, but it happens. Despite this, it's nearly 2020 and you sound like you've been frozen for 50 years... There's no point in denying change such as this, change is one of the few things in life that are certain, and pushing it further away will just waste everyone's time. Stop being ignorant. Learn about your own motivations and prejudices, and then return and think about why you feel the need to be so uneducated about these kind of matters. Also haha what an awkward thing to put in at the end of a really reasonable comment "and by the way...", it sounds like you're trolling so evaluate your choices, create a little more positivity each day, instead of dragging others down for the appeasement of your own self-consciousness.

Exactly. It’s romantic

This didn’t age well 😅 (Just joking)

😂

@@__Cynthia yikes lol

its where he was manufactured

Knock knock

@@Anonymous-Wolf whos there

@@aniqnxbil you just got ding dong ditched

@@shrekonion8307 you just got ding song ditched who?

@@kkay000 hold on i didnt even knock yet

This is a bit he is paid to act chill out

I literally and legitimately thought he said “you’re a mobster.”

It was the one with the room organizer who cleaned his office.

What’s the video called?

@@spacerboi It's called "Conan Forces Jordan Schlansky To Clean His Filthy Office" kzfaq.info/get/bejne/or2Tp8Z_p9mWoYU.html

​@@spacerboi just checked, it's the coffee machine one. He does "hey!" Then double takes the camera and it cuts to him standing with a dead pan reaction next to conan hahah

Also when he and Conan are shopping for western gear. At the very end he's shown walking and his cowboy hat blows off and he laughs trying to chase it.

Because he does not break in relation to Conan's character but to his own. He breaks when he's too deep in his own bs, like the top comment said.

I mean the man has a point no? 😂 I love how he can find the ridiculousness of HOW hes explaining it, but at the end of the day hes right and Conan is responding with jokes becausw thats the only way he knows how to

sibling energy

It also seems like Conan uses it as a bit in itself. If Conan cracks up with him, Jordan doesn't look "crazy" it's just two dudes laughing together. Conan staying serious almost makes Jordan laughing at Conan seem more absurd. Kinda brilliant really.

Wait, you're saying Conan is being calm in those instances when Jordan laughs, yet that "being in character and calm" for Conan means doing stupid things, but those things don't seem stupid because Conan is doing them while in character?

@Dodger WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THIS. THIS IS NOT PROPER FORMAT.

@@Zargabaath Its just a means to communicate and he succeeded in communicating

Jordan's algorithm were perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

@@redacted2275 r/unexpectedthanos

I'm pretty sure it's just him cracking up

@@ashrafabdillah5369 He's like conan, his improv is based on his normal personality

@@ashrafabdillah5369 The human soil part was just him laughing at Conan but I think while smelling the card he actually had to take the L.

it's because of his gayness

Poop jokes are beyond his information processing capability

you mean conan

@Simon Dewitt I can imagine such a person would be a terrific partner to a comedian.

His poop jokes were hilarious. Imho.

Absolutely, he's one of those people who starts with a really good improv character because it's just a lot of his natural tendencies dialed up to 11.

its the classic funny man straight man dynamic taken to the next level due to conan being exceptionally funny and jordan being exceptionally gay.

what worries me is if the same is with conan, cos if so wow what a piece of shit.

@@rays5163 isn't he married with a wife

@@gleepot yes he is not actually gay.

Meiji super adorable

Ikr lmao

he Looks like a goblin when he laughs :D he even creeps me more out

SY&H 7 Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who thought he looks like a goblin hahaha

I was making human soil as I read this comment

It has been patched in the update 6.0.2 he no longer break when smelling

@@elbattarijamil7781 yaaa i saw it on the coffee video the coder did a good job

Obviously because i break character when i smell coke

You cracked it!

Hey Jordan...pull my finger.

and Jordan is greater than those celebs

Jordan and Sona

Literally any staff member can be comedy gold,(also just found out John krasinski interned in Conan)

And Andy and Tony Thecameraman

was this an avengers joke? can i woosh the people above me?

Jon Buehler what is “nuetral”

Jon Buehler top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

😂😂😂

ToeTag Gaming that is what NEUTRAL means but he said NUETRAL

@@Jahelprod you must be fun at parties!

Tactical Bloo they are friends

Yeah I think he's playing an exaggerated character of himself, but he's comfortable in front of a camera and vibes with Conan a ton. Conan's reactions are like half the act

He's been working with Conan since 1996

Agree

@¡Carajo! KEKW true

he's not 'breaking character' he's just smiling. he's not pretending to be some character. he's just asperbergers as shit. The guy who titled this video is a dipshit.

@@1Erebus Its an act buddy. Stop trying to be deep.

@@1Erebus duuuuuuude ur such a clown

Yeah it's scripted but it's so funny anyways lol

@@stewie50001 Conan has said 1000 times on and off air that Jordan is not playing a character. He sometimes exaggerates himself, but he's not pretending.

XD

morecrows gta he had broken multiple times before this trip

but not all at once. Usually he would show the occasional bit of emotion on the occasional video but the trip to italy nearly had him laughing in every video.

He got excited

morecrows gta you’ve got to hand it to the the guy though its incredible how long he’s kept this fake personality for .

Maybe it's cause' he more focused than on videos that have him for 2 minutes now it's more than 30-40 minutes

Oh, Baby, describe the durability!

That's why condoms were created for the plastic smell.

@@alexstone1074 omg jordan has a point

F o r d u r a b i l i t y

it's indeed considered romantic by fishes and the Kardashians

and thats what makes this duo the best ever

They’re actually good arguments tho lol

He knows the assignment

Half the time I'm on Jordan side though, not Conan's.

The beauty of Jordan Schlansky is that he's only *half* playing a character. Part of it is really him. That's why it works so well. That or he's genuinely the most committed method actor in history.

I had to stop watching cause I felt like I was listening to my parents 😄

They are like, hmmm what was the word used before the world went crazy ? Oh yes, friends.

omg yes gay icons

@@AleksandarIvanov69 doesn’t mean that friends can’t act like a old married couple

Jordan in America: never cracks a smile Jordan in Italy: uncontrollable laughter at saying human soil

Random Viewer I didn’t know until now, but I haven’t watched Conan for so d time now.

I'm still not sure..

That's really him. It isn't satire. He is my best friends, cousins, great uncle and they've told me that's him.

​ @anonym S 1:28 & 1:31 Jordan trying to hold his laughter with an unavoidable smile from what he just said (and Conan's comedic silence), and eventually cracking up when the lady gave a serious response; 2:54 Jordan's still laughing when it cuts here, meaning he usually laughs as soon as the camera cuts; 3:36 Couldn't help but laugh at that ticket smelling bit, tried to cover it with the ticket at first but gave up since he was laughing too hard; 4:16 Constantly holding a smile; 5:20 Finally can't hold any more laughter and brings it all out involuntarily, as we all often do, even those who are really well trained in holding laugher, such as Conan and Jordan; 6:00 Almost bursted out laughing at Conan's joke right before saying his response, which ofc was a killer so he couldn't help it (and Conan had to laugh as well, although he stuck to the bit&character afterwards, much like Jordan usually does [A basic rule of improv]). From here on he just found this bit so funny that he couldn't stick to character until the very end of the clip.

@@lotaryguy12 you just pointed out things which are clearly seen in the video and are also highlighted the title which leads you to expect him to laugh and makes you notice it more easily.

Lolol

duy So funny...so accurate. Lol

duy True, he's still trying to figure out what to do with his mouth to make it natural

firmware update

nailed it

This is a bit he is paid to act chill out

Copied comment

@@user-yy4sl5xr4l where do you think THAT comment came from

@@edofluit6568 not fully copied, but not original either. U can see a shit load of similar comments to this.

He got the same one that Data had. The one that malfunctioned in Nemesis.

Kevin Xu it's like a kid In a candy store

No wonder Jordan likes to go to Italy often. It makes him happy

He's pretty mean to Conan, he finally realized that Conan won't fire him

Jordan has cracked up before , but they usually edit it all out. I'm glad we're seeing the complete Jordan now.

Yes, the side that makes the human soil

Exactly!!

I love him. He’s so fun and he obviously sees it in himself is willing to laugh about. What more can you ask in anyone?

He is not playing and that's nervous laughter

@@karlscher5170 What is your source on the autism and the rest of the things you've claimed?

@@asukalangleysoryu6695 Observation. What's your source that he's playing a charakter?

yes. He needs a bidet in Italy but not America to wipe human soil off his arm.

@@RobsRobotChannel we'll have to take your word on that, chief

It is a fair point. But I also don't eat off of my own asshole, my hands and arms get near my food and face and mouth.

My old boss & his wife had a bidet 😬. It was disgusting, it always had bits of shit & shit water splashed all over it! 😬. I never used it.

@@joshuakalaniparks9084 You're supposed to keep it clean dumdum. Not use it with shit all over it.

What does their sexual orientation have to do with it?

what about jimmy kimmel and Gilerrmmo

mk triggered?

mk straight man is a term used to describe a comedian that is indifferent to the stupid antics of another comedian

i dunno man.. i think they're both fools in their own ways

Omg! Hahaha!!!

His taste in espresso however, is Turing complete

Chloe B hahahahahahahaah

Best comment yet about Jordan! 😂😂😂

The Singularity has arrived. ... Dear God help us.

He started cracking up after smelling the ticket, and trying not to laugh just made him laugh more

Funny fart poop lol

where can I find the speech u mentioned? I'm curious

not poop my friend, but human soil

There’s no shame in that 😆

It's a malfunction in the mouth movements

Sociopathic? Even for his character that seems a bit far.

People say that same shit about my laugh, still don't know if it's an insult or not

@@juniorgaytan3099 I mean, as long as they only say the part about the laugh and not the other stuff, then why not?

@@RabbitNose Conan seems more sociopathic than him

ThisOffendsMeTV Dude I’m literally crying right now! Same here, I’ve been following these 2 for years and they NEVER disappoint!! 😂

I think you mean "I almost human soiled right outta my ass"

Was it human soil?

"I almost soiled right outta my ass laughing". That is the single greatest way to say "I almost shit myself" I have ever heard anyone say xDDD

Soiled?

If you listen to the _Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend_ or the _Inside Conan_ podcast, you'll find out he actually is strange like that.

Jeez, I hope so!!!

@Slaughter Bot You don't seem to understand... anything really.

They've been work colleagues for 10+ years, defo friends

@@NILoaNtFaCkBa he's been with Conan since the mid 90s

Dan Von Carr hahaha

Mind blown! I didn't think of that!!

He's Beta Testing for ZuckerBorg.

Jordan reminds me of Roger Federer incidentally unplanned the Mikhail Jordan of Tennis

Thanks. I'll jot that down in my flipbook of quotes.

One shall not project his insecurity onto others.

-This needs to be a bumper sticker-

And don't steal and think about how your deal makes you feel while you're eating your meal which could be veal.

So food is life 🤔...😀you're very wise !

Him laughing reminds of that dinner table scene in A.I, his timing is about as appropriate. I wonder if Conan kept the receipt so he can return him back to the factory.

Nerf Conan pls

they’re playing

It’s so funny especially when Jordan dies in laughter when Conan says I’m going to the bathroom to prepare some human soil

Curb-tier conversation.

and then conans like 'youre frightening me' in the most serious old lady way possible lool

i'm in tears

@@jhsnpp1595 my favourite part is when he folds the train ticket to smell it as if he's breaking apart a fresh loaf of bread haha

I’m addicted

Just watched them all. I even searched Jordan’s name and there are no more videos. I’m sad 😢

Just started today

Jordan schlansky bulged watch; yes

Checking in

😂

😂😂😂😂

Brooo 😂😂

Whinny

I want something like that too 😭

you know these words are genuine when you hear it from an introvert person cause they rarely say these cheesy thing ever.

Time stamp?

@@ilovecalumscott8008 7:24...

Indeed

SingleDad61 lol

.And hopefully more stupid

PerEkare They will make him stronger, better

You made me laugh. Congratulations, sir.