Why You'll Never Get Married (According to Abuela)
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5 жыл бұрынWith Valentine's Day around the corner, it's always interesting to hear what abuelas everywhere have to say about your dating life. 👵💖
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@tatjy93 5 жыл бұрын
Abuela always winning! Where’s the netflix series already????!!
@DivaDelgado128 5 жыл бұрын
OOOH, yes please!
@nadiasilver5762 5 жыл бұрын
yaaaaas! that is all.
@c.u.3940 5 жыл бұрын
Im putting money on it happening by Oct 2021
@ajiteshlokhande2220 5 жыл бұрын
868tatj Netflix series FTW GO ABUELLAAAA
@tatjy93 5 жыл бұрын
@@c.u.3940 ya lo necesitamooos, 2021 es wayyy too far
@consuelolopez8083 5 жыл бұрын
"Pero Chica" my favorite line of any hispanic
@DAmaterasa 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget "Pero Mijita"
@gretchenkirkham2661 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally heard my mom say, “porque la vieja se mete en eso.”
@Mari-ul3gp 5 жыл бұрын
"This is your knee" HAHAHAHAHA ME MATO! 😂😂😂
@IAmJeka 4 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@jeremyarroyo360 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@ingrid17us 2 жыл бұрын
A mi también
@sandakinpearfloater 5 жыл бұрын
Wanna know something funny? Even after I came out to my Abuela, she continued to do this except saying that “no novio” is gonna want to marry me because *insert abuelita observation here*
@JennyLorenzo 5 жыл бұрын
Not A Martian Lmao!
@Dakarai_Knight 5 жыл бұрын
Not A Martian that’s adorable
@klolz4509 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@JC-yy8iv 3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how my mom responded too. “No girls in your room” just became “no boys in your room”
@thamimarchezini9228 3 жыл бұрын
"vestida así.."
@nathalieramis9601 5 жыл бұрын
“Cómo vas a tener novia si no te sabes ni limpiar el culo ?” 😂😂 best grandma quote !
@dannycoronado6181 5 жыл бұрын
Nathalie Ramis she said fundillo not culo
@gossipony 4 жыл бұрын
“Yo lo sé, porque yo todavía limpio tus calzoncillos.” 😒
@Hemikun 3 жыл бұрын
My mom says that...
@casandradickinson8518 6 ай бұрын
Mori😂😂😂😂😂
@TheRVRD 5 жыл бұрын
My mom used to say “how will you find a husband if you can’t make proper tortillas?” Lol, I told her he won’t care if my tortillas look like Idaho cuz he’s not gonna marry me for my cooking. Lol my dad was laughing so hard he had tears. Lol
@Wolf6119 4 жыл бұрын
"Your grandpa? ... Who knows." Okay, but WHY is this the response of like EVERY grandma when asked about grandpa? What kinda shit were all our grandpas getting up to back in the day...
@silverjade10 4 жыл бұрын
And who were they doing it with if all the women were virgins when they got married?
@flickchick0617 3 жыл бұрын
She only said he had a couple girlfriends before they got together.
@flickchick0617 3 жыл бұрын
@@silverjade10 well... not all women got married young... and some got pregnant.
@Alusnovalotus 3 жыл бұрын
Same shit your ex was, Up to no good. But it was an acceptable double standard back then. 🙄
@jeremyarroyo360 3 жыл бұрын
This is a taboo question I dont even ask my grandmother or father about him. 9/10 it ended up really bad so do not mention or bring up.if your bis abuelo or abela are alive those are your grandparents.
@JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 жыл бұрын
Jenny you're a national treasure.
@tinoperez1749 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 EL TIKI TIKI!!!
@johnrolon263 5 жыл бұрын
Stopped watching the State of the Union address to watch Jenny's latest vid... PRIORITIES!
@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch 5 жыл бұрын
@JOHN ROLON, If I had to choose between watching the State of the Union address, and watching @Jenny Lorenzo, I would choose THE Jenny Lorenzo, because, if nothing else, I most certainly know what my priorities are!
@heather4089 5 жыл бұрын
JOHN ROLON 😂
@goombapizza6335 5 жыл бұрын
Why would you willingly listen to Trump anyway?
@alexiatr 3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't?
@yorgelizdelerme438 5 жыл бұрын
Ooomg! This reminded me my abuela so haaard! She used to say to me “you’re to skinny” when I was younger and used to buy me vitaminas, a lot! And nooooow... than im in my 20’s and not so’ skinny every time that I visit heeer she tells meee “Te estas poniendo gorda” Jesus Christ! Abuelaaaaa
@sandriisantos1291 5 жыл бұрын
"Always stuck in the house, how you will find a husband this way? " that is literally what my mom says to me all the time! 🤣
@DeepSoulUnit 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant I cracked up when she said about the grandfather having had girlfriends in the countryside 🤣🤣🤣
@mith.k5288 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, will all that make-up you're only going to attract Batman 😂😂😂😂😂
@bushveldwizard 5 жыл бұрын
He's going to think you're the Joker
@andrewcabrera8235 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the caso cerrado videos do one with Laritza and maruchi please that will be funny
@applepower5 4 жыл бұрын
"All the young men with muscles...and they dont do anything...they cant even change a tire..." LOOOOOOOOOOOL
@lunaguy1195 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why that is happening?? looks at the patriarchy.
@angieg4127 5 жыл бұрын
My abuela came for a week. & she said to get married before I turn 25, because many get scared to get married at that age & after. My mom & my grandma are the same😏
@grasshopperchick374 5 жыл бұрын
Angie Garcia ooooof. Roasted.
@ladylightwalker8908 5 жыл бұрын
If you don't have boyfriend at that age,you will stay virgin forever.
@albertc.598 4 жыл бұрын
@@ladylightwalker8908 virgin yeah... sure... virgin... cof*...
@himesilva 2 жыл бұрын
So get married before you're old enough to smarten up? 😂
@lordburgendy6108 3 жыл бұрын
The *claps in “I made my point” Spanish* killed me. That’s such a Hispanic thing! 😆
@LaceNWhisky 5 жыл бұрын
"You're going to attract Batman with all that makeup." **starts smearing lipstick all over**
@ImmortalSynn 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! If nothing else, Batman's an unmarried gazillionaire! Hell yeah I wanna attract Batman!
@Ravenloks 5 жыл бұрын
“Yo me case VIRGIN con tu abuelo” Uh huh... I didn’t find out till my late 20’s that the real story was that my abuela ran away from home when she was thirteen years old to go live with my abuelo (who was NINETEEN ) and his family 🤨
@kathleenannmodina-angue4540 4 жыл бұрын
@Aiyaluna Yourke damned freaking straight! I was like, if imma be a virgin my boyfriend/fiancee better be a damned virgin too! And so he was til we got married hahahaha
@lourdeswhitener9713 3 жыл бұрын
Oh please, my Abuelita married my abuelo at15
@Ravenloks 3 жыл бұрын
Aiyaluna Yourke lmao RIGHT?? I was called rebelde because I asked my mom the same damn question. And I wouldn’t accept the answer I got. Which was that it was “different” for men. My mom ended up following my grandmothers footsteps. I refused to do the same!
@ber1779 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ravenloks It's very sexist
@lunaguy1195 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I found out recently that my abuela married my abuelo at 17.
@yaelrar.4460 4 жыл бұрын
Abuela must have been hanging out with my Irish aunts and my mom. They all say the SAME THING! And do you know what?! There was alot of wisdom and common sense in those great old ladies!😙
@ashak.martinarthaarts6552 4 жыл бұрын
The last part about the amigas and novios ,My aunts & Grandma's say that , it must be an old school thing b/c I'm a Southern Black woman . Love these clips
@LatinaChef1986 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, abuela dancing! My mom told me when my abuelo was alive he hated how people danced in the 60’s and 70’s. He said they looked possessed by the diablo! If he only saw how it is now... 😆😂🤣
@alexh2051 5 жыл бұрын
The abuela hand clapping 1:30 😂😂😂😂
@ashak.martinarthaarts6552 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeees!!!!
@buttahp 4 жыл бұрын
Then I caught myself doing this and thought...I've become my mom
@ican9425 5 жыл бұрын
No sabes ni Limpiar tu fundio 😂😂😂 dead!!! Lmao. Jenny i is watching from Belize. ❤ Like always buen video con la abuela!
@navanniezetina2712 5 жыл бұрын
🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿
@ican9425 5 жыл бұрын
@@navanniezetina2712 yeah !! We international lol!
@almasilva9627 5 жыл бұрын
Lmbo..... This sounds like most latin grandmothers I'm 1/2 🇨🇺 1/2 🇵🇷 & both my abuela's & my mom would tell me this! Love it! 😂
@MsAlequin 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 I need that bata with the kittens!!!!
@pnithyashree5263 5 жыл бұрын
That last line tho....
@hausofpxtn1642 4 жыл бұрын
DROPPING TRUTH
@clod8 4 жыл бұрын
“Those girls will steal your boyfriends”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michelleolivas5721 5 жыл бұрын
OMG my Abuelita and Tias is like that with me and my cousins!Jenny for another great video 😂
@dianadzhenkova4343 5 жыл бұрын
"But, girl, smile! No man will like you, if you continue to look like you only eat lemons."
@Zeno11Salazar 5 жыл бұрын
So Abuela, if women are suppose to keep their virginity but men, apparently, are required to be trained and well versed in sex. Then what's wrong with gay sex? Men get all of the practice they need, women can stay virgins until they're married. Like in the good old days of ancient Greece, more specifically Sparta. Of course I'm kidding, but honestly it's funny how girls are taught to keep themselves pure. Otherwise they are street cats. :U Great video Jenny, you always make me laugh. :3
@CorieCupcakes 5 жыл бұрын
you are on point!
@gabbys7163 5 жыл бұрын
both men and woman are supposed to keep the Virginity but least be realistic 21 century , but ultimately there own choice !
@aliciacastro7170 5 жыл бұрын
Lighten up people it's comedy!!it's supposed to make you laugh!! No body can tell a joke anymore without somebody questioning what it means. That's an old Cuban abuela and that's exactly how they were whether you like it or not!! You can't re-write history!! 70 years ago it was very important to be a virgin wether you think is unfair it's completely irrelevant, that's the way it was! Like I said wether you liked or not.
@Zeno11Salazar 5 жыл бұрын
@@gabbys7163 That's what my family taught me. But I honestly felt like it wasn't true for most people. Or peer pressure was the leading cause of this sex craze.
@Zeno11Salazar 5 жыл бұрын
@@aliciacastro7170 I mean I was mostly joking too. But this kind of comedy, Jenny's videos, do lead to reflect on older folk and how they actually talk.
@MrAlex326 5 жыл бұрын
Hysterical as always...I cant with this one, loved it. ❤
@Elmx12 5 жыл бұрын
Hello Univision! When is Abuela going to meet Martitita from El gordo y la flaca haciendo café cubano...tremendo collab waiting to happen!
@s.samuel1371 5 жыл бұрын
Jenny, tu crees que eso son las abuelas cubanas? siento que estoy viendo a las abuelas dominicanas aqui, no se ni por donde empezar, mucho con demasiada realidad!!
@eriallyvillegas4050 5 жыл бұрын
Ni cubana, ni dominicana, ahí estan las tres 😂😂😂 (cubana, dominicana y puertorriqueña)
@albertc.598 4 жыл бұрын
Las abuelas que yo conozco son así y soy de Mx... creo que todas las abuelas latinas son así. (Yo no tengo abuela T_T)
@idfrancisco5057 5 жыл бұрын
Wise consejos from abuela once again! 😂💓 thank you Jenny!
@aliciabell8053 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being here! You bring laughter and love into my heart. Blessings.
@silviapena1134 4 жыл бұрын
My abuela: como te vas a casar si ni sabes pelar un plátano 😂
@lizagastaldi2420 5 жыл бұрын
Una gata callajera lmaooo, the nostalgia you give is so awesome Jenny!! It's like weekly trips down memory lane with my Míma.
@plauditecives 4 жыл бұрын
I love your framed retro switchplate covers.
@smurfmama2020 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t know why you don’t have a million subs already, you have great original material produced SO well. Writing, acting comedic delivery, totally professional and wins everything in my book!
@Bipbop66 4 жыл бұрын
Probably one of my 3 best all time videos ever on you tube, for sure!! Gracias Abuela...brings me back to old days in Hialeah, durmiendo en casa de mi bueno amigo con su familia de Cuba en un pin-pan-pun...
@helenaquinones3667 5 жыл бұрын
I love La Abuela...reminded me so much of my own wonderful cuban grandma. The sayings were right on point.
@Mitchell9000 5 жыл бұрын
Epic Work Jenny and Team!
@hamandcheesedandwich 4 жыл бұрын
I'm learning Spanish and watching your videos with the subtitles are so entertaining and funny 😂💕
@catherinejustcatherine1778 Жыл бұрын
Such great work you do!
@najruqwi7008 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE it 👍 sounds just like my grandma and mom 😂😂😂 reminds me of good time. I wish I could hear their voice again even if it was to lecture me again.
@acanpc333 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Jenny. You’re way too funny. You make me laugh so much. Gracias! From a Portuguese Canadian who loves your videos . And that Cuban accent!
@himesilva 2 жыл бұрын
Am I crazy for thinking our culture is the same on so much of this stuff?
@BlueEyedSlytherin 5 жыл бұрын
I love every single abuela video. They make my day so much better and filled with a lot more laughter
@Gabistruwwelliese 4 жыл бұрын
You acting is very impressive, Jenny. Changing characters like this and every one of them is different. It's very difficult to accomplish well and you excel. The text is also of high high quality. I'm from Brazil and don't speak Spanish but I can understand most of the content/phrases and I find it very creative and hilarious (sometimes the captions are helpful). The English translations can't do justice because is deeply cultural and it's even better within the cultural background. I'm glad I catch most of of it and can truly appreciate your work. Many of your sketches are highly relatable for Brazilians as well, I guess despite country differences and languages, there is something that connect all Latinos. Parabéns, queridíssma :D
@epocketrocket 9 ай бұрын
I agree!! JENNY IS AMAZING!!
@klolz4509 5 жыл бұрын
¿Qué dirán los vecinos? Thats the phrase i heared the most 😂
@macusrodrz6338 5 жыл бұрын
You’re just the most hilarious girl I’ve met I freaking love u and your videos 💖💖💖
@karoleigharmstrong8568 5 жыл бұрын
These always make my week, soooo true.
@sebasvinylclub 5 жыл бұрын
Abuela is the best. Jenny keep doing your hard work , you deserve everything you want to accomplish. We love you Abuela, Jenny and every character. When’s the Netflix show happening? Saludos de un Puertorriqueño en US
@anahudson9802 5 жыл бұрын
Super funny, thank you for making my day..
@BudandBloomWithBlossom 5 жыл бұрын
Jenny!!! HILARIOUS as usual!!!
@IanJulian02 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh that arroz line was just like the amazon abuela bit 😂
@JennyLorenzo 5 жыл бұрын
RICE IS IMPORTANT, CARAJO!
@nicolascadavid207 5 жыл бұрын
It’s true! If you don’t know at least how to make arroz your husband/wife is gonna starve!
@IanJulian02 5 жыл бұрын
Nicolás Cadavid it really be like that 😂
@acrpooh 3 жыл бұрын
Jenny eres una artista me encantan tus videos muchas bendiciones para ti y tu familia 😘😘😉
@damarisbarrios2305 5 жыл бұрын
So hilarious. You are amazing.
@mariavernaza9229 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally my abuelaaaa . She’s like “tú nunca te vas a casar porq eres una vaga “
@vero83vs52 5 жыл бұрын
It's not only that grandma that says these thing but also our moms as well......lol I love this video 😂😂🙊
@yellowroses15 3 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS 😂- and so true!!
@retrostar319 4 жыл бұрын
Omg where did you get the green house dress with the cats?! The abuela inside me NEEDS it!!
@denisdenchev413 5 жыл бұрын
Once again.. NAILED IT 🔥😍
@julietagreco2799 2 жыл бұрын
Sos una genia Jenny Lorenzo!!!
@MariaReyes-jk2co 5 жыл бұрын
I finally subscribe to your channel let me tell you my kids and friends say I don't have a sense of humor they watch a funny movie and they be cracking up but not me but Larissa awela and maruchi are the only people that make me laugh specially spoil Larissa thank you so much for making laugh 😂😂
@DivaDelgado128 5 жыл бұрын
I just adore you. Omg, so damn true.
@dirtyangel4370 5 жыл бұрын
All the videos you make are so funny
@alyssaroth5137 5 жыл бұрын
Omg jenny i love you!!!!!!!!! This was my life growing up
@cortesgarcia4365 4 жыл бұрын
Jenny, i'm learning english watching your videos 🤗
@annieblack2153 5 жыл бұрын
That gma slouch is on point 😂😂 Always make my day
@jessiemedinaofficial 3 жыл бұрын
So good!
@epyscrivano3145 4 жыл бұрын
"Claps hands in I made my point Spanish"! Lol
@bulbhorn 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Thank you.
@houston4174 5 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@kintiyura2855 3 жыл бұрын
Jenny, you do such a good job with the Abuela. 💖 Reminds me of my ecuadorian Abuelita! I miss her 😔 💕💕💕
@neko_mewkawaii7120 4 жыл бұрын
So much truth and realism
@BRONXNY54 4 жыл бұрын
I love her character of la abuela ... ♥️
@Themesterful 5 жыл бұрын
You are so good at this love love love it ♥️😂
@anag7670 5 жыл бұрын
❤️ It so true!
@Avaloon1 5 жыл бұрын
I swear the abuela character took a life of it's own
@ElmMagic Жыл бұрын
I just re-discovered this video and remembered how my grandmother would always have perfumes from Avon that she swore by and bought from a cargo shipment in Mauritius and to this day we try to find dupes of those because they really smelled nice and well they have a sense of nostalgia to them.
@fischl2258 5 жыл бұрын
That Batman joke made me cry of laughter😂
@yasnielhopper7201 4 жыл бұрын
I love it 😻
@cgsaliciakeysvideos3947 5 жыл бұрын
ohmaigah, she is hilarious! I love watching these videos!
@TheBITELYS 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I lost my Cuban abuela 6 years ago, and it's always nice to watch these and laugh and miss her!
@TheBITELYS 5 жыл бұрын
PS, there is like one other Cuban where we live, and I happen to work with her! TIKI TIKI is what she calls this girl that we work with who taps her nails all the time! 😂
@dvon9392 5 жыл бұрын
I love you Jenny!
@tinyyxxx1026 5 жыл бұрын
Happy 21 birthday to me ❤️ I love your videos ☺️❤️❤️
@justinreyes7786 5 жыл бұрын
Just found the reasons why I'm single! Great video!
@Evyann305 5 жыл бұрын
You nailed most cuban abuelas in Miami. 😂
@donnieday3532 4 жыл бұрын
Word for word 🤣 in every Thanksgiving gathering
@beebeetee2926 3 жыл бұрын
Jenny you are too funny!
@Camila-rq4oh 5 жыл бұрын
Jajaja great vid Jenny! So real! 😂❤
@iisely 5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos! They are funny and accurate! 😹💙
@ggago16 5 жыл бұрын
How I have missed Abuela’s wisdom. Thanks for producing another great video of Abuela’s advice. “Lo blume” always gets me laughing.
@mauriciosoto1730 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not Cuban, but I'm latin and I absolutely looooove this videos, cause it's like being in my abuela's house, she's like too similar hahah love it, awesome work!!!!
@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch 5 жыл бұрын
@Jenny Lorenzo, oh, my GODS! All that SHADE from ABUELA!! Lawdy, Lawdy, but of course, you know she would not call it shade, just call it the truth! You had me dying with laughter; I know I usually say you outdo yourself with each subsequent video, but this time you more than outdid yourself, you went into the beyond! The "extra" beyond!! I already know this is one I AM going to watch more than once, and I have a feeling that I shall be doing that very soon, probably tonight! As always, Jenny, thank you for all you do!!
@kevinroman7024 5 жыл бұрын
"Todo ese maquillaje solo va a traer a Batman. He is going to think you're the joker." LOL!!! I think the only comments I ever leave are for Jenny's videos. Siempre me hacen reir! Jenny, your content es el mejor. You always make so us American/Latinos can relate, which makes it so funny. I'm currently in college so cada vez que publicas un video, I stop my homework, or take a break and I just watch your videos. Muchas gracias! El video me encanto. Awesome video, Jenny.
@AmayaBlackpr 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard a version of all of them!
@katt3396 5 жыл бұрын
Love you! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️