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the Carosel of Progress has no line, ice-cold air-conditioning, and copious seating, which puts it in the top-3 rides in all of Disney World.

IF YOU GO IN THE EARLY MORNING AND BUY A PICKLE FIRST THING. YOU MAY. JUST BUY. THE FIRST PICKLE OF THE DAY IN DISNEYLAND. AND THE PICKLE LADY. MAY JUST GIVE YOU. A PIN THAT SAYS. I'M CELEBRATING: FIRST PICKLE OF THE DAY. AND IT MAY. JUST BE. THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.

The title sounds like an edgy teenager who was dragged to Disney world by their parents but secretly enjoyed it

This video changed my whole life. I dragged my entire family onto the goats and spiders railway and had a blast. We stumbled into a drawing class being given by a Disney animator.

I am in love with your lifestyle

*bear is strumming a funny melody on guitar* :D "theeeeere waaaaaas... bLOOd on the ssaaand~" D:

My friend had never ridden Spaceship Earth, and it was pretty late, so afterwards she wanted to do it again, and the Cast Member was super surprised and said, "I mean, if you want you can just stay and do it again." Literally all of the Cast Members were super confused that we wanted to do it twice lol

No one will see this but I have to tell someone that the reason Carousel of Progress stops so much is because whenever someone goes out the emergency exit door in the middle of the ride the system freaks out and refuses to move because it doesn't want the hypothetical person at the door to get crushed, so it just starts the current scene again. Which people don't want to see again so...they go out the emergency exit. Which causes the scene to repeat again. So you get in a nightmare spiral of constant leaving and repeating, and the only ethical way out is to finish the whole thing, because otherwise you doom everyone else inside. It's Disney's marshmallow test

Not just goats! There is an underrated section in the “spider museum” where you can watch actual veterinarians treating the park’s animals. I watched a surgery on a duck through a glass wall. They also have a special phone that you pick up if you have a question and, if they are able to, one of the surgeon’s assistant’s will pick it up and answer any questions you have. It was absolutely incredible. It feels like you are peaking behind the curtain in a way. Where else are you going to be allowed to watch something like that?

When I first visited the Country Bear Jamboree, I went nuts over the decapitated moose heads on the wall. I was traumatized. Then my brother said, "Don't worry. They're not dead. They're standing on the other side of the wall, and poking their heads through." I felt better after that, and my brother's lie made sense when the heads started talking. As it turns out, he had no idea they would start talking; it was just a lucky guess.

7:41 Omg, the whispered "I love him" while showing this hideous bear thing made me laugh so much!

I thought of more lame things I love: -the Swiss family Robinson treehouse -the line for the haunted mansion -not technically in the parks, but listening to whatever cover band is playing in Disney springs at night

i cant get over the audacity of saying "when i'm on buzz lightyear, I don't really feel like I'm fighting aliens" and not following up with, "when I'm on the people-mover, i feel people-moved"

my favorite “lame” thing is there is a ride at epcot that just is about agriculture and environmentally sustainable gardening. A it’s relaxing and gorgeous and takes you through real greenhouses and i learned so much. It’s my gf and my fav ride and we talk all the time about next time we can go

On my last trip to Disney, my family took shelter in The Carousel of Progress to escape the rain, along with an entire theatre of people who had the same idea. Little did we know that we'd all be spending the next hour together as the ride broke down and trapped us all in the 1940s, slowly eroding away at our sanity as the show repeated itself on and on and on--seven times, I think. By the time the ride spirits deemed us sufficiently conditioned--indoctrinated--and saw fit to release us to the next decade, we were all together, a bunch of strangers, reciting the dialogue and singing the song. The ride then proceeded to break down again later on, but only for one repetition--as if to test us. We dutifully sang along and were allow to escape our torture, released back to the muggy Floridian landscape. It's a treasured experience, and pretty much the only thing I remember from Disney; all my other memories were eclipsed by going to Universal that same week and crying when I walked into Hogsmeade for the first time.

I'm pleased to report that I sent this video to a co-worker who was planning a trip to Disney World with his wife. When he returned, I interrogated him about whether he had seen THE GOATS. He had. I felt my mission was accomplished.

"Disneyland used to have goats too, but they closed it down for being unpopular, and now they're putting Star Wars Land there," became a lot more meaningful now that we know Jenny worked there.

Just going to the Tangled bathrooms in Magic Kingdom. there are no rides there, but it just feels like you’re in the movie with the music and the scenery.

Jenny watching the Bear Jamboree and whispering 'Yes' and 'I love him' has to be one of the most viscerally terrifying things I've ever seen.

The contrast between Jenny going "it's boring, you probably won't like it, it sucks :/" and then it cuts to Jenny at the attraction going "YES I LOVE THIS SO MUCH :D!" is so funny

I keep forgetting that Jenny is like an adult in her thirties and not just an incarnation of the fountain of youth here to delight us all with her whimsical rants and observations.

You just know the people who work in the Sonny Eclipse diner want to die from hearing all of those songs over and over

I love how the creepiest part of the bear show starts, which stars Big Al slowly singing a gruesome and sad song about how a cowboy was shot to death off of his horse, and Jenny is super excited about it. I also love the contrasting energy between the two clips of the show. One had the crowed clapping along and in the other all you can hear is Jenny

Because of Jenny, I got my whole family to eat at Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe and listen to Sonny Eclipse for my birthday. I have never been more entranced and invested in a fast food animatronic and never will to that level ever again.

My favorite lame thing about Disney World is being a 38 year old man who loves going there without the shield of cool irony to stand behind. My love of the parks is pure, I walk around saying "gee-whiz" all day just like some bumpkin that just fell off a turnip truck.

The way to sell people on Country Bear Jamboree: “All the guys that turn me on turn me down” is a real line that is sung.

Finally some Disney goat solidarity, literally so mad they took it from Disneyland :( A few years ago while at Disney my friend and I went to pet the goats, and whatever brand of sunscreen I had used that day, the goats LOVED the smell of. They kept rubbing their heads against my legs, I’m talking 5-6 goats (which was like, most of them) and it was the best day of my life

I doubt you'll ever see this but I just want you to know that this video inspired an essay I wrote in my final year at university that I aced, which contributed to me getting one of the best degrees of my peers. Specifically, it was the PeopleMover section. Rewatching this made me smile.

This is a great list for people who want to brag about having gone to closed attractions in like ten years.

when I was on the carousel of progress the audio stopped but the robots mouth kept moving and for 10 minutes we all sat in silence as the sound of a juddering clamping jaw grew to fill the entire disney park

My favourite underrated attraction at disney is the elderly manatees. It's been like 8 years so I don't remember clearly, but somewhere in the animal kingdom there's a building built into a real wetland, where they take care of sick or elderly manatees. They are peace in animal form. My dad's favourite attraction at Disney is the people mover, so I'm glad to see it getting some love. And I have such nostalgic memories of 4-year-old me losing it over Sonny Eclipse.

By far the most underrated and disrespected ride at Disney was Ellen’s Energy Adventure. It had Ellen before her decline into infamy, Bill Nye the Science Guy, a Jeopardy dream sequence with mustachioed Alex Trebek and DINOSAURS. It was a lovely 40 minute ride in air conditioning with no line and it was perfect. I will miss you till the day I die Energy Adventure.

These will all be back "in style" when they close. Just wait!

"Jenny talks about mostly animatronics and one frozen treat for nearly 12 minutes". I love it, thank you.

as someone who hates rollercoasters, this all sounds genuinely incredible

These seem like good “I’m tired but I spent all this money to come here so I wanna do something” activities

One of my favorite "lame rides" is that one in Epcot The Land that shows you how Disney grows a lot of it's food and all that. So cool.

My friends and I accidentally went to the country bear jamboree because we thought the lobby was just a sitting area. We decided to just go in with the crowd when they said the show was starting because hey we're at Disney World might as well. Going in completely blind with no idea what was about to happen was the best way to experience this masterpiece. I thought we were going to aneurysm when Big Al started singing about blood because we were laughing so hard. We raved about it all night, it was the highlight of the day.

My favourite lame thing at Disneyland (I only went once when I was a kid) was the birds that were just like chillin around. I love birds.

Here’s some of my favorite lame things in Disneyland: -the bootstrappers, it’s the pirate band in New Orleans square and I love them an unhealthy amount - cars land. Cars land at day? Wonderful, feels so much like a small highway town in southern Utah. Cars land at night? Life changing. Just like, go sit outside of flo’s V8 and just chill, or like just behind the cozy cone lobby building? It’s so nice I love it there. - the benches next to the rivers of America at the intersection of new Orleans square, frontier land, and adventure land. Something interesting is always going on, wether it’s the bootstrappers (my beloved) the jazz band at the French market, the mark twain, something on Tom sawyers island, characters coming in and from the three themed areas, the smell of the popcorn cart and pirates? It’s just the prime Disneyland spot.

My favorite lame Disney activity is going on the Kilimanjaro Safari on a really hot day when most of the animals are sleeping, and then getting to listen to the tour guides awkwardly attempting to make jokes to fill the whole 30 minutes, since none of the animals are out. Disney World may be expensive, but you really can’t put a price on that kind of entertainment. I also love the audience participation part in Festival of the Lion King, because it’s always fun to hear that one poor audience member attempt to make “giraffe noises” into the microphone. Classic.

My most favorite memory of visiting Disneyland, was when I was walking through Toontown with my younger brother and ex, and spotted someone's digital camera on the ground, because while my brother and ex wanted to be total dillweeds and keep it, I marched us all the way across the park to the Lost & Found to turn it in. Because I did that, the lady working behind the counter had me sign my name in a book (I think), and then gave me an Honorary Citizen of Disneyland button for my good deed. I proudly wore the button for the rest of the trip, absolutely beaming as if I were a kid again (and I was 21).

My favorite lame thing to do every time I went to Disneyland was to walk through Innoventions. Until they turned it into a Marvel movie prop museum and then closed it down. I miss you, Innoventions.

I half expected this to be a video like “hey these may sound boring but they’re actually fun!” But everything sounds actually extremely boring and I love this video for it

"The goats are only accessible by train" is a really funny sentence

This video low-key changed my life. While I was coming out of a dark time in my life, I wanted to dream again but didn't know where to start. I watched this video, and I really enjoyed all of these "lame" things. So I came up with my dream Disney trip, and I fell in love with the parks. I shared my dream trip with people, and they'd love it and ask when I was going. So then I planned a real Disney trip. COVID cancelled it, but I still believe it's in my future. Can't wait to ride the Peoplemover and pet the goats! But really, I also felt encouraged to share the things I like, even if they might seem lame to some people, because it might resonant or just be entertaining to the right people. So Jenny, not to go all Flynn Rider on you, but thanks for helping me find a new dream!

Visiting snow whites well at Disneyland is always a must for me, throw a penny in and make a wish and sing into it trying to trigger her singing. when I was a kid I did it without expecting her to sing back at me from within the well and it was magical. Also very fun to see the looks on peoples faces when they hear it for the first time

I was the biggest baby when I was a kid and afraid of almost every ride at Disney or any other amusement park. You basically just gave a list of my top 10 favorite Disney attractions from childhood.

How ironic that when the peoplemover stopped moving that the song played "can't stop won't stop moving"

If you didn't have footage of a few of these rides I would've thought you had made them up.

My favorite thing about Disney World was the time we got stuck on Splash Mountain for almost an hour, and the cart behind us was just directly in the sensor for the cackling vultures that send you off before you start climbing the "mountain", so for that whole hour all of the adults near me and my best friend had to listen to not only two overly excited and extremely loud 9 year olds who thought they were clever, but also said aforementioned cackling vultures. Then when they finally gave up on fixing it and just decided to evacuate the ride, we got to see all of the animatronics from behind as we were led out of the darkened bowels of Splash Mountain. It was amazing.

The little outdoor miniature train set in the Germany section of Epcot is so fun to watch. My friend and I kept joking about the brown anole lizards chilling in the tiny village being lazy wingless dragons.

"The goats are only accessible by train" is a wonderful line

You can’t really get enough of Judi Dench saying “papyrus.”

"I could be on the roller coaster, but I like to go pet the goats." This girl enjoys the simple pleasures in life. She's earned my respect.

Carousel of Progress is legitimately one of my favorite rides at Disney. I can’t explain it; it just makes me so happy, content, and just joyful. Maybe it’s just that dang song!

The first time i went on space mountain i started crying because in space there's no air and i thought we were all going to die on the ride.

As a kid, I had a weird dragon doll that no one in my family knew where it came from and what's it's about. Now, 30 years later, your video revealed that the dragon was figment. Thank you.

"I would not have tolerated that kind of pothole in my fast food entertainment" is so me because I honestly questioned the backup singers as soon as I heard them

A couple things happened to me on one really good trip: First, I went to California Adventure to attend a showing at the Animation Academy. At that time I was dreaming of becoming a Disney animator, so of course I just loved the show itself. But then the guy conducting the class (Noel I think) brought me up to his desk afterward and gave me a couple of his drawings and this amazing "follow your dreams" speech. Still have his drawings and the pics I got with him ten years later. Super lovely man. I think he's still doing the classes too, so y'all should check him out after COVID's under control. And later that night, back in Disneyland, I went to the Golden Horseshoe Saloon. I went buy my parents a couple sodas, only to have the cashier be like "oh hey you're the 100th customer today" and they gave me a free banana split (maybe it was ice cream nachos??). Me, a temporarily unsupervised 12-year-old, was given this massive bowl of ice cream and left to my own devices. It goes without saying that while the scenery, the treats, the shows, the rides all make for a great experience, it's the employees that make it a perfect experience. So thank you to the Disney employees that make each trip special.

"I would not have tolerated that kind of plot hole in my fast food animatronic entertainment." -Everyone

Lame thing I do at Disney world: Not go there because I live in Scandinavia and fun is illegal and I can't find my way out of this forest so I can't leave

The People Mover sounds like the perfect way to start a visit to the park. Relax. Get familiar with the layout of the park. See how other guests react to the rides before you stand in line for them.

My favorite lame things in Disney world are: -using the tangled themed bathroom in magic kingdom because it’s the only tangled themed thing in the parks -eating one snack from each country at the world showcase in Epcot -literally everything you can do in the seas pavilion (look at the fish, turtle talk) -eat the vegan chocolate pudding at the land pavilion -drinking the green milk at galaxy’s edge -watching the dancing water at Epcot -watching the random cartoon shorts playing in the theater near figments journey into imagination -every unpopular show (philharmagic, muppetvision, laugh floor, etc)

This video needs a more confident title because these are absolutely the best reasons to visit Disney World without debate

The three caballeros ride is def my favorite. Nothing says 'functional ride system' like waiting 5 whole minutes at the end of the ride to reach the unloading docks, listening to donald say 'hasta la vista' like 5 times

living with the land in epcot is actually the best thing in disney world. Also in epcot, if you walk up some stairs in canada as far as you can go, youll find a really nice spot overlooking a waterfall with plenty of benches and hardly anyone there. (don't even get me started on the christmas store in epcot as well,, i just love all the little shops)

I find animatronics deeply unpleasant but I would get a lot of joy out of seeing a friend be that enchanted by something as hideous as those singing bears

There’s a ride next to the “eh” Nemo dark ride called turtle talk with crush and oh my god is it fun. Little kids ask crush questions and the crush talk and responds to them directly but like thru an animated screen. The crush voice actors are so into it and kids are so unpredictable, it’s just a grand old time.

Your guttural "YESSSS" when that bear came out 😂👌

I wrote an essay in high school referencing the Carousel of Progress. It is my absolute favorite ride. And it made me so happy that you sang the song too! One of the workers once gave me the mic to sing the song because I was so excited about it.

JSYK, my imaginary ripoff of Evermore Park has goats, and instead of nonsense tasks, guests do whimsical, mostly goat-related tasks. Walk the goat over here and get her to eat the weeds between the paving stones. Feed the goat. Brush the goat. Help harness the goat so we can transport the scarecrows via goat-cart. There are also chicken, duck, and rabbit-related tasks. Gather the eggs. Bring the rabbit dandelions. Try to get the ducks to eat the slugs out of the garden.

I've never been to Disney World, but one of my favorite things to do at Disneyland is go around taking pictures of all the trashcans... they're all themed to their individual lands and I think that's really awesome.

My friends and I were the cool kids who would go on Spaceship Earth several times in one visit and just choose different language options, none of which were English. To this day I don't actually know *any* of the narration on that ride but I love it. (Also, legitimately cool thing; if you're lucky when you're on the People Mover for second hour straight you'll actually pass by the ride windows when the rides are closed for emergency maintenance. Seeing Space Mountain with all of the lights on is both fascinating and terrifying and I will never be able to ride Space Mountain again after seeing its true form as a tangled hellscape of metal and burning light.)

There’s a restaurant kinda near the castle but also near water and it had outdoor seating so I ended up making friends with the ducks and that’s honestly one of my favorite things about that vacation.

love that the sonny eclipse are clearly shot at different times of day indicating that she just. can't. quit. him.

One day Jenny's videos will be so full of plushies that we won't even be able to see her

A HIGHLY underrated thing to do at Disney world is talk to the staff at Epcot. These people are from all around the world, with different accents and it's soooo interesting!!

I used to always love standing around in the little nighttime fishing village scene at the end of Maelstrom, back before they rebuilt it as the Frozen ride. It just had such immaculate vibes, such a calm and peaceful place

This was years ago but this is so close to my two year old’s top ride list. She absolutely loved the big ball ride so much that we rode it like 5 times in the day we were there.

First of all JENNY Carousel of Progress is NOT boring. Also Jungle Cruise is really underrated, it’s like a good 10 minutes of cast members telling animal puns and jokes it’s 10/10.

The jungle cruise is excellent, not for the ride but just because one time I went on it and the guy told the jokes with absolutely no expression and nobody laughed except for me. Greatest experience ever.

I really dig the optimism about progress that’s just all over Epcot.

Your personality and love for boring or overlooked things is seriously so sweet and cute though. It's such an interesting, genuine, and refreshing quirk❤️

I love people mover! This lady in line had a shirt that said “meet me at the people mover” and that’s a true fan

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I love Snow White's Wishing Well at Disneyland. It's just to the right of the castle, and no one ever seems to be there. It's kind of the perfect spot to relax a bit, toss a coin in (I think it goes to charity), and listen to Snow White sing to her dwarves. So apparently Walt Disney was gifted these statues anonymously from Italy and he loved them, but unfortunately Snow White was the same height as the dwarves. He found a way to incorporate them anyway by placing her higher up than them, so forced perspective makes her look much taller. I have no idea if there's a Disney world alternative next to Cinderella's Castle.

the spaceship earth/judy dench papyrus transition actually made me laugh out loud

I love Country Bear Jamboree because half the audience members around me have no clue what's going on and it's like two shows in one.

this video hits different now so here are my favs: - the fountain of nations at epcot. makes me feel at peace - the queue for pirates of the carribean. roaming through echo-ey pirate tunnels is fun in itself - the finding nemo aquarium

Honestly those goats seem fun, especially with a delighted Jenny right next to them. Also, "it used to be timeless" is a very ironic phrase!

I love how in all the footage Jenny is the only one audibly excited

"Its better than not being there~" what an interesting take. Travel through time just to hang out

3:06 Trapped In A People Mover With Jenny Nicholson

Bro... I grew up in Florida and went to Disney World several times. I had undiagnosed C-PTSD and GAD so riding roller coasters was always a hellish experience. (Because I couldn't be by myself, I was forced to ride things like Space Mountain and Tower of Terror regularly, and was gaslit constantly about whether it was ok for me to hate the experience as much as I did) and like... watching this video was so nostalgiac. It made me happy. About half of the things in your list were my favorite attractions as a kid. The People Mover was always my favorite ride :D Anyway yeah, I appreciate someone giving these sorts of things a spotlight.

I’ve never been to Disney World sadly, so I can only contribute this: my favorite lame thing to do at Disneyland (Anaheim) is to get the stuffed pretzels near the entrance to Tomorrowland. They are just…. So good. I also love riding the train just to see the dinosaur panoramas, and just, like…. Sitting in Star Wars land. Being in Star Wars land. The scenery is just so great. Getting Abuelita from Jolly Holiday would’ve been here too but I just went there today and asked for it and they don’t have it anymore. I am currently planning a revolt

There's this theme park near me (it's in the Netherlands) and it's called the Efteling, and every time I go there, I force my friends to go into the fairy tale forest with me, which is just a forest filled with scenes from fairy tales, but like the creepy European Grimm brothers version, and it's magical. Along the path, there are these huge toadstools that play music by Beethoven and the scenes all have animatronics and loads of details

Given what we have learned about Jenny in the last few years re: her work in the petting zoo and her love for arachnids, I nominate that the goats and spiders train ber renamed to the Jenny Nicholson Express

The people mover is my FAVORITE. You can just sit there, talk with friends, laugh. It’s perfect!