Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 3

Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 3 | Top Gear Funny compilation

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@angelumanzor3083 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve suddenly decided, I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

@shakke52 6 жыл бұрын

When Jeremy loses an argument...

@MrAndreCoutinho 6 жыл бұрын

I thought he would say thet he would rather take the bus hahaa

@thomaslauffenberger5795 4 жыл бұрын

Does Jeremy have anyone left who WILL talk to him?

@GoldenGrenadier 4 жыл бұрын

Jezza doesn't want to live on this planet anymore.

@gdduuhsstyhbbb 4 жыл бұрын

@@thomaslauffenberger5795 Of course, he still has his best friend. You know, the little one.

@Peqqy 6 жыл бұрын

"You're probably french" Gotta love James May :)

@crezychameau 6 жыл бұрын

that made me burst out laughing ! I am french, and he is absolutely right ^^

@antoinewille890 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is. And I am French too. A lot of French people have diesels because the government encouraged us to buy them for decades.

@Seb-Storm 4 жыл бұрын

@@antoinewille890 why?

@sagnikpaul1811 4 жыл бұрын

@@Seb-Storm because they are French.

@biggienorm420 4 жыл бұрын

James may is the fucking man.

@clayxros576 5 жыл бұрын

How you know you won an argument with Jeremy, he doesn’t want to talk anymore.

@josephhoward4697 4 жыл бұрын

You know Clarkson comes from an older time when he says “dial-up his computer”

@jdif.2828 5 жыл бұрын

Hammond: "The Visos" Subtitles: "The Vsauce"

@RastaSaiyaman 6 жыл бұрын

"I suddenly decided that I don't want to talk to you anymore." Well at least that's better than Clarkson telling Hammond "I suddenly realize how much like the cat from Shrek you look like."

@SmokeRzzzz 5 жыл бұрын

Mean. Also the cat has a plan other than staying alive.

@Conservativechristiancombat 4 жыл бұрын

1:25 I pissed my pants laughing

@kca8179 5 жыл бұрын

Shit May was savage.

@LukSter18998 8 ай бұрын

@ammarsiddiqui1435k or t😅?

@Orcawhale1 6 жыл бұрын

James was right, the E60 not only sold better, but also looks so much more modern compared to the S type, and E class.

@Orcawhale1 6 жыл бұрын

According to you, sure. But to call them stale is frankly absurd, considering the engine options which ranged from a great sounding straight 6, to the glories V10 found in the M5/M6.

@ZombieByte 6 жыл бұрын

ya a way to not be stale is to offer different engines for all of their IDENTICAL MODELS, be honest without any badges it would be impossible to distinguish a 328i from an m3 or an e90 or m5 that's like the definition of stale. also as a mechanic i can tell you that a BMW is the worst car to own, they require maintenence every 1200 miles, yes 1200 not 12,000 and even small insignificant parts cost an absurd amount to replace. and don't even get me started on the stupid ass i8 with it's ridiculous wannabe super car aero and engine smaller and less powerful than a prius.

@Kofi_Mensahs_BurnerAccount 6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Friedman look back at the E60 in 20 years and you'll be able to make your mind up about what was ugly to you and what truly is ugly. E60 was a classic BMW masterpiece and will forever remain one of the best cars ever produced.

@abec666 5 жыл бұрын

ZombieByte If you cannot distinguish an M3 out of a 328 or a 525 from an M5 youre in the wrong channel.

@ZombieByte 5 жыл бұрын

Abec777 anyone can distinguish them close up by looking at their badges, my point is that from a distance if you cant see any of the badges they are nearly identical which is something that makes bmw a very stale and boring car company

@Krankynator 3 жыл бұрын

My mother had a Lupo for several years, and it really was a good car. I also admire how close Jeremy got to properly pronouncing VW.

@michaelkowal3230 4 жыл бұрын

I like how as soon as he realises James won the argument, he doesn't want to talk to James anymore

@varolussalsanclar1163 6 жыл бұрын

That Visos could be passed as a concept car today! Its about 20-25 years ahead of its time!

@ExplorationOfAI 6 жыл бұрын

Mete Oguz I agree xD

@TrolledBy 6 жыл бұрын

Not really. It kind of reminds me of the pictures from 1960s that predict how the world would look like in 2000s. It has some innovative technology, but mostly everything still looks like it's from the 60s. And everything else is just funky and ridiculous. It's like putting some neon lights and computers on a Countach and calling it a space shuttle. Surely it looks like one but it's still a 30 year old car.

@reinodjanghardt8604 6 жыл бұрын

Jan Vehmanen Yeah, except it looks just like any new car. Blobby. Blobs are all blobs.

@habdman 4 жыл бұрын

For me not really, I mean it's got shit ton of chrome, obviously very 2000-ish, the speedometer and tach are some 3d shaped hd thing which is also 2000-ish, also some details from the exterior make it look like every other concept car from the era Other examples: honda hsc, range rover stormer, hyundai ssc, toyota motor triathlon, and more

@unicorntomboy9736 4 жыл бұрын

Not really. It's not even fully electric, or have smartphone integration.

@joshkirkham4281 5 жыл бұрын

I love when James and Jeremy argue about cars it’s hilarious

@indiekiddrugpatrol3117 4 жыл бұрын

2020 and we still haven't had a new Capri 😩

@danielj3440 5 жыл бұрын

The way Jeremy says Volkswagen makes me laugh everytime 😂 'VokesVagen' 😂😂

@adrianibarra8031 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel J I bet you say Porsche as “porsh”

@Reclikesmoney 2 жыл бұрын

thats how germans say it and VW is German

@ComradeRagdoll 11 ай бұрын

Quite Clever Not Gonna Lie! Since I Have an Interest in the German Language, It makes it a WHOLE lot Funnier! And I Have German Heritage!

@ThungStudios 4 жыл бұрын

the beamer aged so much better than the jag and merc imo

@TheGtracer1994 6 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that most of the gauge work from the Ford Vsauce (temp, fuel level, etc.) are actually being used today

@KiTTVII 3 жыл бұрын

4:50 james was ahead of his time

@MsqitoByte 5 жыл бұрын

I miss old Top Gear. I wish people don't get old :(

@randomdudeontheinternet4389 6 жыл бұрын

3:02 am I the only one who understood Vsauce?

@camokid_za1520 6 жыл бұрын

Piotr Komos Nope XD

@randomdudeontheinternet4389 6 жыл бұрын

Ok :D

@RasmusHem 6 жыл бұрын

V engine Sauce = Petrol

@randomdudeontheinternet4389 6 жыл бұрын

Or "v" as in the physical symbol for velocity Sauce = Petrol

@RasmusHem 6 жыл бұрын

Petrol is more like a watery liquid. It seems almost like it has no thickness at all. ... Maybe it does, I don't know. I have only known about variations of oil velocity.

@thebackyardairgunner8776 4 жыл бұрын

"could be worse, could be 2020"

@burnerheinz 6 жыл бұрын

Visos Micael here

@Tensho_C 6 жыл бұрын

exactly

@Gzurek71 4 жыл бұрын

2 yrs 2 late 😬

@scareyaf 4 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing that Visos concept when this ep came out and near shit the bed with the LED speedometer, gullwings and cameras for mirrors. Fast forward to the present and it seems Tesla has knicked all their ideas. Crazy how things come full circle.

@DaveDVideoMaker 5 жыл бұрын

I wanna see more scenes of Jeremy Clarkson mocking and arguing about cars.

@citysouthstandlad 5 жыл бұрын

The E60 looks better with every year it gets older. The E class and S type look so dated now. Something about BMWs which date with grace, especially the 5 series in general.

@stu1701E 5 жыл бұрын

I'm not generally a fan of BMW's styling conventions but I definitely agree that it has aged the best out of the three.

@justrandomperson3616 5 жыл бұрын

You are so right look at 2001 760 its so gorgeous (not that 2003 shit looking)

@illdeletethismusic 5 жыл бұрын

they really got the design of it right, a more positive style than the usual aggressive BMW look, it even seems multiple years newer than its successor

@Cuseball121 4 жыл бұрын

I quite like the stately look of the w211 and the dramatic change from the e39 to e60, I think they’ve aged much better than most cars produced in the mid 2000s.

@MeDicen_Rocha 4 жыл бұрын

Love them or hate them, but all the Bangle designs have aged like a fine wine.

@DarkZonda-yv3es 5 жыл бұрын

"Have the Headlights Flash on and off past 10" LOL

@FuckFeminists 6 жыл бұрын

Very well done to you, excellent compilations :)

@bytemegga 5 жыл бұрын

3:03 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here."

@JozeatTxb 5 жыл бұрын

@1.25 - Lol! Spontaneous, outrageous and hilariously funny all in one. One of the things Newer Top Gear can't match.

@johntollis4927 6 жыл бұрын

01:22 i remember watching this episode a couple years ago and constantly replaying this bit because it was funny

@Turteng 6 жыл бұрын

Here's another new Ford, the Visos, Michael here...

@KB-bh9hp 6 жыл бұрын

Turteng Spaghnhoff Is this some inside joke lol?

@Turteng 6 жыл бұрын

It's a joke because of the youtube channel called "Vsauce", just watch one of his videos, you will understand :D

@scalychannel5897 2 жыл бұрын

@Gappie Al Kebabi keep crying

@RAD10WALA 6 жыл бұрын

3:02 "...and as always, thanks for driving !"

@slamboiii8071 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s called the visos” Michael here

@frozendragon5698 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@mantaholy6845 6 жыл бұрын

I love the VISOS part of the video

@coochiemain_6988 6 жыл бұрын

Hey! Visos, Richard here!

@Spotcats 5 жыл бұрын

1:57 I laughed my ass off! xD

@vinegarman4205 4 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing at 1:25 lmao

@Zactroller 6 жыл бұрын

i think the 5 series is one of the best looking bmws out there and i think it has aged really well. till this day, i still like how it looks

@garyscott6711 4 жыл бұрын

Its the Dame Edna Everidge (reference to its front end) . . . . . its gopping!

@MadaraUchiha-bp9qi 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy, that port is an On-board Diagnostics (OBD) port all cars with an ECU have one but depending on how old it is it might have OBD-I or OBD-II

@netweed09 3 жыл бұрын

The ending, bahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

@davidhonkstvorisit4811 6 жыл бұрын

Hey visos Michael here

@jp_0118 6 жыл бұрын

*HOW I STUFF DEAD CORSES IN THE BOOT OF MY FORD VISOS (GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED)*

@davidhonkstvorisit4811 6 жыл бұрын

Good oje

@Fullmoonhowl101 Жыл бұрын

All the money in the world just cannot and will not replace these three. Top Gear will never be the same

@Vladpryde 6 жыл бұрын

You half expect him to yell "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

@TrolledBy 6 жыл бұрын

"I’ve suddenly decided, I don’t want to talk to you anymore" is pretty much just that.

@needaneym1932 6 жыл бұрын

Where is 4?? Great vid

@odrithingamajig 6 жыл бұрын

Wow Clarkson, in the first clip he said that the diesel version had more power, when he was pointing at the torque figures xD

@starshape6650 5 жыл бұрын

OrangeDingus I think by more powerfull he meant more torque.

@Phrv199217 6 жыл бұрын

Saw an ad of the Grand Tour before this. O delicious irony.

@ditoindrawan747 3 жыл бұрын

Having owned an e60 for the past couple years, i actually love the way it looks now

@Player-jx9pd 5 жыл бұрын

Watching all these top gear videos while playing Gran Turismo 2 at the same time is the best combination ever.

@jakemiller2507 4 жыл бұрын

1:13 Thought he was going to say "breathing room"

@coqzilla3811 5 жыл бұрын

2:02 That Škoda Felicia tho

@angrycarguynerd5799 4 жыл бұрын

Car: "VISOS" CC: Vsauce XDDD

@alexpaumen3937 4 жыл бұрын

4:48, if only Jeremy knew what was coming in about 20 years time. For me the new ones look incredibly jaggedy and not as smooth as the E60.

@jdif.2828 5 жыл бұрын

4:09 The woman 'buck-grinning' at the back

@somethingsock6707 6 жыл бұрын

Hammond: "It's called the Visos" Me: *IF THAT IS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT I WANT IT NOW*

@puddycat2325 6 жыл бұрын

The visos has a normal shape for today, just goes to show how old this episode is.

@unicorntomboy9736 4 жыл бұрын

It's not even fully electric

@ROWINZILLA 4 жыл бұрын

4:41 "terrible dose of pot"? Ik they have weed references here and there but smooth

@decodolly1535 3 жыл бұрын

He said "pox".

@siangetz8808 5 жыл бұрын

3:02 *"It's called the Vsauce"* Wait what?

@justafan3149 5 жыл бұрын

5:03 elon musk 😅😅

@MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 жыл бұрын

4:21 The CIA “write that down write that down”

@fredsmith9714 3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard of the vault 7 leak? Basically a bunch of CIA hacking tools and notes. They absolutely can take control of modern cars. Depending on the computers in the car, it might just turn off the engine, but could take control of your steering wheel. Honestly with all the self driving, lane assist garbage it won't be long before kids in their basements crash people on the highway as jokes

@thcrimsnfckr9704 4 жыл бұрын

1:17 I thought he was going to say living space

@zachscott4172 5 жыл бұрын

Its funny how the ford visos, had tech thats standard today

@1ns3m1nat0r 3 жыл бұрын

Sitting here the whole time wondering what Merc Clarkson had, which was always in the shop... Had 7 W211 E classes and didn't really experience any problems... E220 CDI (47.000 km - 480.000 km), E270 CDI(97.800 km - 410.000 km), E320 CDI x2(1x: 25.500 km - 517.000 km, 1x 45.000 km - 487.000 km), E350 4Matic Petrol (150.000 km - 410.000 km), E55 AMG (77.000 km - 199.000 km)... And a 2008 R320 CDI (47.000 km - 525.000 km) Didn't really leave the entire wage at the shop...

@shaalis 5 жыл бұрын

James owns Clarkson in this vignette.

@nadimnassar7094 4 жыл бұрын

That M5 E61 really is astonishing doe isn't it?

@papermind4010 4 жыл бұрын

1:15 I thought he was gonna say Lebensraum

@UHOH3300 4 жыл бұрын

4:50 it was ugly when new but IMO the E60 has aged really well

@exoria7694 5 жыл бұрын

What's ugly about the E60?! It's an amazing looking car

@pschaefer143 3 жыл бұрын

1:55 that moment when you realize the VW had a tape player o.o

@noahh914 Жыл бұрын

I've seen a high spec 2006 Audi A4 3.2 with a tape player.

@Cheese_1337 5 жыл бұрын

hammond reminds me somehow of photonicinduction guy lol

@ErenikGillgrenov 3 жыл бұрын

5:26 well ofc it comes back from the shop even more broken, cause you have to do a lot of stuff on your own to fix them, and then dont break if you *maintain* them

@subo__xav 6 жыл бұрын

e60 bmw looks amazing imo

@dankenport2485 6 жыл бұрын

Compared to the E39 & E34 it's hideous.

@ercanyesiltas 6 жыл бұрын

especially in the night.

@tmcmagic5292 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it’s been fueled with sandpaper

@noaht2005 3 жыл бұрын

The visos sound very ahead of time

@Valdoy 6 жыл бұрын

3:23 It looks like a peugeot 206's bonnet

@unicorntomboy9736 4 жыл бұрын

0:46 Funny he said that, since now as of 2020, he's now retired from his career and owns a farm in Oxfordshire.

@sheevone4359 3 жыл бұрын

1:18 qwality 👍😂

@akihiko4036 6 жыл бұрын

Ford Vsauce? XD

@gogochannel1959 5 жыл бұрын

wow, the amount of words I never heard !!

@lavishmctavish4905 5 жыл бұрын

Did Jezza just turn up the volume after saying it's quiet enough to hear the radio @ 1:52?? xD

@thomaswyles88 5 жыл бұрын

1.58 is vintage Alan Partridge

@SavingTheUndesireables 4 жыл бұрын

If I had that Ford vsauce I’d call it Michael

@KiTTVII 4 жыл бұрын

the e60 is beautiful

@nemisisomen 5 жыл бұрын

Kawality 😂

@jasontroy4723 5 жыл бұрын

I had mercs never had an issue with them . Bloody reliable as .

@ringoferrer2343 5 жыл бұрын

The Ford Concept car called the Vsauce

@kylebennett8369 5 жыл бұрын

Hey visos, Hammond here

@shilohstore6086 3 жыл бұрын

4:00 is that the first ECU

@screamingeagles2670 5 жыл бұрын

Hey! Visos! Ford here... where are your mirrors?

@nopegaming2117 5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like it’s been fueled with sandpaper

@ahmedp800 5 жыл бұрын

Still the best looking 5-series to this day.

@user-cx2bk6pm2f 2 жыл бұрын

James May.. how did he stick around for so long? Glad he did.

@lilRicky891 5 жыл бұрын

I agreed with Jeremy about the bmw when this came out but now i think it's quite a handsom car.

@jdif.2828 5 жыл бұрын

Spangly computer stuff Hi Yer!

@Emppu_T. 5 жыл бұрын

Its true though that beemer is blobby with weird angles and love handles, and the headlights have mascara on them.. but now they are doing better again