Jeremy Clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars #1 |Top Gear funny compilation
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@android1617 5 жыл бұрын
With the short hair and clean cut look, Hammond looks about 17
@IJNAoba9-25-26 5 жыл бұрын
Android 16 no he’s 38
@goldmegaman1000 4 жыл бұрын
How is Android 17?
@samarvora7185 4 жыл бұрын
He's turning 38 this year, you know.
@mojom.9221 4 жыл бұрын
@Android 16 Android 16. Long time not seen. :-) Havent seen yours commets on Grandlinereview. For a while
@DickiMonster 4 жыл бұрын
James looks like a 20 year old with a bad hair cut
@DarkAK2 5 жыл бұрын
they remind me of 3 really old dudes from another car show
@gangsterbroccoli 5 жыл бұрын
DAnti grand tour
@mezalong 5 жыл бұрын
@@gangsterbroccoli are you a skandy?
@crispycleanerboi 5 жыл бұрын
Cleremy Jarkson, Hichard Rammond and Mames Jay maybe?
@willpark7483 5 жыл бұрын
Aaron Santigo whoosh ?
@flowmastaflam 5 жыл бұрын
yeah matt leblanc is great
@carlos1308 6 жыл бұрын
*A M I A P E N C I L*
@petrosrz8990 6 жыл бұрын
Carlos Cerda am I a colli flower?
@keeperofeurobeat8421 6 жыл бұрын
Am I a nuclear power stati- I'M A GEARBOX!!!
@71sc502 6 жыл бұрын
Yuss
@user-qj6lj4iq2b 6 жыл бұрын
Carlos Cerda nowadays ya can be lmao 😂😂
@sparrowlt 5 жыл бұрын
i use that joke whenever i use any tool or program and it fails to do anything...
@adamtierney8914 6 жыл бұрын
You know it's an old episode when James has dark hair and they're nice to eachother.
@unluckypatcher8423 3 жыл бұрын
And theyre at the studio
@stonks9755 3 жыл бұрын
any idea whats the song at 3:35?
@Rastley85 3 жыл бұрын
@@stonks9755 turtle(bonobo mix) by pilote. i also noticed the song and shazamed it :D
@stonks9755 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rastley85 yooo thanks man
@ps2bndled 3 жыл бұрын
And Clarkson had more hair and it was darker.
@DodderingOldMan 6 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, James May has aged about 40 years since then. He's still awesome though.
@charliemurphy5507 6 жыл бұрын
Buffoon1980 Smoking
@jtb1990419 6 жыл бұрын
Charlie Murphy and drinking.
@lukegauci1159 6 жыл бұрын
Please...... James May has always looked like he was a 60 year old
@samuelrs5138 6 жыл бұрын
What was this, 20 years ago? Those Old-New Beetles are absolutely ancient these days, they're from like the mid to late 1990s. He was about 35 here.... he looks his 55 years now (pretty old in itself really) in my opinion, not 75. Clarkson is the one who really looks old. They're pretty much the same age but he looks a decade older.
@pajtim9079 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy hasn't aged that well but he's still doing great as a 57 year old guy
@darthtrumpius6821 6 жыл бұрын
'The worst radiator grill... in the WORLD'
@chadhaire1711 6 жыл бұрын
Presented by the worst car reviewers in the world-Clarkson SUCKS
@avivkestin7103 5 жыл бұрын
chad haire Then you don't appreciate entertainment.
@joeyscerbo7776 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Trumpius read as said😂😂
@joeyscerbo7776 5 жыл бұрын
chad haire haha totally not true
@quaternionsphere 5 жыл бұрын
5:09
@Cornet_Tooter 6 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat. £8 got you 10 litres? Oh how times have changed.
@dirtyspoonful 6 жыл бұрын
the figure is more realistic the other way round nowadays in the uk!
@AlexandreAubrey 6 жыл бұрын
Every time I see the price of gas in Europe my heart skips a beat in shock... I'm in Canada and gas (on my way home this evening) was 105.3 cents per litre (CAD). That means 10 litres = $10.53, about £6.30. But there's a price to pay for everything: most of the price difference is due to different taxation fees. Whatever we don't pay in taxes on gas sales is money our government doesn't have to fix up roads and we end up with crappy, un-maintained, pothole-filled roads. The U.S somewhat fixed that issue with toll roads; they have cheap gas and good roads, but they aren't free.
@halldorarni22 6 жыл бұрын
£14 for 10 liters here in Iceland, and it has actually gone down fast in the last few years. We have the 3rd highest gas prices in the world according to this website www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/ :(
@Smithy250 6 жыл бұрын
Alexandre Aubrey The UK still has shit roads
@cyjan3k823 6 жыл бұрын
It is 9£ for 10l in Poland Few years ago it was closer to £10.5
@Elementpunx 4 жыл бұрын
I will miss those guys when they pass. What a legendary figures. Love Top Gear.
@moritz9529 4 жыл бұрын
Just enjoy them as long as they are alive. No need to be sad already :)
@speedsongs4904 9 ай бұрын
this is so morbid lmao
@ceirwan 6 жыл бұрын
Can't believe how much younger they all look! Doesn't feel like that long ago.
@LaurusHG 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, it was about 14 years ago.
@user-qj6lj4iq2b 6 жыл бұрын
Laurus that’s not long ago
@xzlatofy 5 жыл бұрын
to be honest jeremy hasn't changed one bit only james and richard
@seandarmody1272 5 жыл бұрын
Hamond looks the same
@leslie7872 5 жыл бұрын
@@xzlatofy r u kidding me, they all look like theyre dying lol. white people dont age well
@harrysagamo7323 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson: the Gordon Ramsay of cars
@taylorwest4096 5 жыл бұрын
Its absolutely absurd that this show is what became the most watched show world. these guys are international treasures.
@gottliebdee263 8 ай бұрын
Are you sure?; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_watched_television_broadcasts_in_the_United_Kingdom
@JoshCreepa 4 жыл бұрын
When I was younger, I used to watch Top Gear religiously. In my naive state, I thought the only way a car would ever be successful in the slightest was if Clarkson liked it.
@ninaa4192 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@classydays43 4 жыл бұрын
"That's the trouble with brothers and sisters; they're all related" - Jeremy Clarkson.
@MadnessIncVP 3 жыл бұрын
7:47 Clarkson’s face. 😂
@gitman3486 5 жыл бұрын
It's weird watching Clarkson move around like a young man on the cool wall section
@humansvd3269 5 жыл бұрын
Clarkson really does move much more faster. He's really slow in his movements now.
@Roger_Ramjet 4 жыл бұрын
He's still a tool though
@mousewheeltojump 4 жыл бұрын
Git Man He’s almost 60
@fedora997 4 жыл бұрын
@@mousewheeltojump He is 60
@demono6708 4 жыл бұрын
It’s weird to see them not insulting each other all the time.
@TheKincognito 3 жыл бұрын
"made in a jungle clearing by someone who went to work on an ox" classic clarkson there
@malcolmmitchell6529 21 күн бұрын
It's called humour, no longer allowed or relevant in britain.
@bbob8795 4 жыл бұрын
7:43 When you hear your friends making plans without you
@z-trip5457 4 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@stonks9755 3 жыл бұрын
any idea whats the song at 3:35?
@bbob8795 3 жыл бұрын
@@stonks9755 .
@OutCast907 3 жыл бұрын
That's happen to me a lot That's why I don't give a shit about havin friends anymore
@bbob8795 2 жыл бұрын
@@OutCast907 fuck em, they self centered or they just watching movies
@domrimusic 6 жыл бұрын
*"Am i a colliflower?"*
@keeperofeurobeat8421 6 жыл бұрын
"Am I a nuclear power stati- OH, I'M A GEARBOX!!!"
@bonzolo2358 5 жыл бұрын
It’s cauliflower
@thearousedeunuch 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, you are.
@boehlahz 5 жыл бұрын
Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station? 0:55 Vintage Clarkson makes me giggle :D
@axelmilan4292 4 жыл бұрын
There will never be another trio quite like these gents.
@edmondoingenito348 5 жыл бұрын
3:38 is still one of the funniest bits I've ever seen on television. That music couldn't be better suited.
@KayJblue 2 жыл бұрын
The editing is incredible.
@teem5642 6 жыл бұрын
damn, 82p per litre. them good ol days.
@Jake-ui4wz 6 жыл бұрын
Ruffas Now it's around 114.7. Fuel economy ( what I mean by fuel economy is how much it costs evidently) is shit nowadays.
@teem5642 6 жыл бұрын
actually wish i could drive then. Cant even dream of owning a V8, unless if i get one with LPG. Got a Volvo c70D5, thats the best i can do, but the gvt wants to ban diesels too. im not winning with this haha
@yashdeo8047 5 жыл бұрын
Ruffas that’s $4.11 dollars a gallon here in the states which is expensive. 103 octane is usually $2.50
@lewdyson4744 5 жыл бұрын
Just paid £1.32 a litre...
@Alanphuphalee 4 жыл бұрын
Its relative to inflation
@Johny40Se7en 5 жыл бұрын
I miss this sort of banter, they should do more of it on the Grand Tour.
@martyndyson9501 5 жыл бұрын
i love listening to clarkson slag things off he's a master at getting his point across know matter how daft it is!
@RavenValkyrie 3 жыл бұрын
3:38 Honestly this was hilarious
@DaveWuzHere 6 жыл бұрын
That episode with Jame's Bentley must have been one of his first.
@pwnassvideos 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was literally his first episode
@decodolly1535 5 жыл бұрын
It was definitely a very early haircut!
@spinofthewheel5345 4 жыл бұрын
That failed deco dolly
@samarvora7185 4 жыл бұрын
The first.
@darwenrover8910 5 жыл бұрын
5:35 Clarkson would say the same about the grilles on BMW's latest cars (like the new 7-Series and X7)
@davidt8087 2 жыл бұрын
And the new m3/4
@bodieofci5418 4 жыл бұрын
5:37. Jezza's Jaaaaaaag face is scarily accurate.
@thatnicklongo5939 5 жыл бұрын
The smart cars in the beginning look like Mazda rx8 knockoffs
@samuelflynn5534 4 жыл бұрын
ThatNick Longo the lights are strikingly similar, I thought they were RX8’s for a second lol
@ascelot 4 жыл бұрын
Shame they were badly built cars
@paulparsons4003 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter how many faces you pull Clarkson, each one is an improvement!
@barnabywild2215 6 жыл бұрын
How old is this? Clarkson looks about thirty and Hammond is just out of his starstruck 'I'm in the presence of greatness' phase and timidly forming his own opinions.
@ThunderTHR 6 жыл бұрын
Barnaby Wild This was from Early 2003.
@joshuabenson2568 5 жыл бұрын
Clarkson was in his early forties there
@ThatLaloBoy 5 жыл бұрын
HD does terrible things to older presenters. Imagine 4K
@stonks9755 3 жыл бұрын
any idea whats the song at 3:35?
@drkushajagadeesh6347 4 жыл бұрын
We saw Jeremy and Hammond's friendship from day 1 of Top Gear. It was just sort of supposed to be there already. With James, we all saw how their chemistry clicked and a fun (and annoying) friendship blossomed.
@SquillyMon 5 жыл бұрын
1:40 This was obviously before James May gave up completely and went full "Derelict, Professor" on the show.
@LysergicCasserole95 6 жыл бұрын
Older episodes of TG were perfect. Hope they make series 2 of The Grand Tour better than the first
@bestoftopgear5637 6 жыл бұрын
they will be more crazier...that's for sure...
@LysergicCasserole95 6 жыл бұрын
Celeb brain crash and conversation street were just not needed imo
@bestoftopgear5637 6 жыл бұрын
i agree with celeb brain crash... i have no idea why they are doing it...
@bestoftopgear5637 6 жыл бұрын
conversation street is like news section but just ranting...
@LysergicCasserole95 6 жыл бұрын
Best of Top Gear Yeah, they had to make up time from loosing Star in a reasonably priced car I guess.
@christopherbrand3805 4 жыл бұрын
Lol everything these guys did in top gear was gold. Perfect blend of funny and serious, I wish Jeremy didn't loose his temper on that producer and punch him, as they would still be doing now and even though grand tour is on , it doesn't feel same.
@ComradeRagdoll 11 ай бұрын
It’s a Perfect Balance!
@pdalia 5 жыл бұрын
How I miss these chaps ... back in the old days .. they were the quintessential of motoring journalism
@sisterofslaanesh666 6 жыл бұрын
oh my god they are all babies! little hammond was soooooooo cute...
@ericgu9036 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Hammond was in his thirties dude.
@jamescrab4110 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericgu9036 still looks young
@apmm4209 4 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought james May's hair couldn't get any worse 😆
@djshotty 4 жыл бұрын
Had to replay Jeremy talking about the Jag having "the worst grille... IN THE WORLD". @5:07
@danielroshaidie872 6 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny to have them making fun of the Perodua Kelisa and I’m Malaysian 😂
@toaster8907 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Roshaidie Hey fellow malaysian
@MetalGearBronya 6 жыл бұрын
well its not exactly a car even we would want if we had a choice of a better car at that price XD
@kingofsapi 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Malaysia would ever produce a car that these blokes would genuinely enjoy? XD
@CakraDiaz 6 жыл бұрын
honestly i don't get the joke on that last perodua, mind to explain?
@danielroshaidie872 6 жыл бұрын
Cakra Diaz okay so Jeremy was mocking the name of the car Kelisa, which was named after arowana fish. He wanted to know if the name is appealing to women 😂
@SuperCompany007 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus I thought James with long hair was bad. Then i saw this video.
@smudger671 5 жыл бұрын
He seriously needs a makeover. it's not cool for middle aged men to have long grey hair. And as for Clarkson wearing a suit jacket with jeans....
@smudger671 5 жыл бұрын
Why what?@Tom K
@wind2536 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you look like shit too m8
@erty2389 4 жыл бұрын
Zolpi Diem youre 3 get to bed little shit
@ministig63ace 4 жыл бұрын
@@smudger671 james may with short hair looks like a geography teacher( the grand tour)
@DLGaming2002 2 ай бұрын
1:01, My phone when the Wi-Fi signal is just fine.
@ArnoldPranks 4 жыл бұрын
James May...fell into the fountain of Old Age..it seems LOL
@will.bproductions1678 6 жыл бұрын
I've had a Kelisa for over a year now in the UK and honestly it's a great little car. People who see it think it's quirky, it's good on fuel (60mpg I can get), tax is ok, insurance is cheap and it's got character. Also idk why it says 0-60 in 14.8 secs, I've done it in 9.5. Top speed is around 95 which is good enough, and it accelerates well because its very light (760kg), can't think of a better cheap & light car even in 2018, it cost me £200 and no mechanical faults on an 11 year old car, very impressive :)
@nybotor 6 жыл бұрын
I'M A GEARBOX!!!
@RedArrow73 3 жыл бұрын
2:51 - Like the District Line trains of old.
@jeremyadlermusic 4 жыл бұрын
Man that girl at the very end of the video is CUUUUUUUTE. She actually low key reminds me of SuniDey
@johnwick8147 4 жыл бұрын
07:43 - 08:13 when my friends talking about science stuff......
@XHikotheproX 5 жыл бұрын
These early seasons up to about 18 or 19 are gold Imo.
@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE 5 жыл бұрын
With how awesome grand tour is now, I bet BBC is muttering in the corner, asking themselves "Where did we go wrong"?
@Treeesmith 4 жыл бұрын
Master Chief they protect and enable pedophiles, push transgender, benders and lezza mentality, and generally lie and spread fake newa, pro EU scumbaggery and promote leftist mental illness while attacking normal people And funded by holding the population at gunpoint...
@spookylemon4947 4 жыл бұрын
Smudger What’s wrong with benders?
@user-xv6lu3lk8q 5 жыл бұрын
7:51 agree with him, some cars has this sound (clang) when slam the doors like: Jeep wrangler, G wagon, some of American classic cars 80s and 90s.
@romanpisani8157 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I remember my car phase. I would spend every weekend morning watching top gear on netflix on my ipad, and I watched every single episode. Such a great show
@twotailedavenger 4 жыл бұрын
"[the VW Beetle] is like a convertible people carrier!" That's a USDM car for you, Jezza.
@Courty98 5 жыл бұрын
James May's barnet in that second clip has got me in bits
@w.m.aslam-author 5 жыл бұрын
Ah classic Top Gear - love it.
@andregon4366 5 жыл бұрын
"Nothing. Absolutely no response." What a great way to evaluate a car.
@alexander4002 6 жыл бұрын
So true about the smart tho.. fckin hate it for that
@sahhull 6 жыл бұрын
Hate mine for that. rolling up to a junction, see a gap hit the gas and then wait for what feels like an eternaty for it decide to change down a gear
@reviathan3524 3 жыл бұрын
I remembered a decade ago I watched him insulting my country's car. Me and the rest were so butthurt. Looking back at it now, it's hilarious xD
@tusharbhat2367 5 жыл бұрын
The worst radiator grill ........... in the world 😂😂 best line ever
@cyodylolgaming 5 жыл бұрын
The 3 legends are doing what they love to do 😂
@ODSTOninersIxTwO 5 жыл бұрын
god look how young they are!! this is like season 4 of Top gear back in like 2005
@kickorsidumain6140 Жыл бұрын
It’s weird BBC Top Gear is still chugging along & it still can’t compare to this gem of television broadcast. They should’ve brought the gents back by now.
@superswag9861 3 ай бұрын
“Am I a pencil?” 🤣
@awesom6588 4 жыл бұрын
“Made in a jungle clearing by someone who rode to work on an ox” holy Kek
@xiaoyu88 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy in the thumbnail: "SHTUPHID CAR"
@blackness010 6 жыл бұрын
great comp mate!
@oddedd7755 6 жыл бұрын
i love that bit of "eh" in the end
@relaxstaycalm1906 5 жыл бұрын
omg time flies
@MINECRAFT8403 4 жыл бұрын
For those going on about the price of petrol in this video it is worth noting the actual price adjusted for inflation. I’m not sure when that video was filmed but let’s say it’s 2002 that 84p is now 135p, that actually makes fuel cheaper today than in this video. My last recorded fill up a few weeks ago was 128p, my local Sainsbury’s is 124p currently.
@augustbo120 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy kills me with that jag face lol
@fhlostonparaphrase Жыл бұрын
"Hugh Grant as a gear-box" Ha, I like that :)
@jameswingrove7421 6 жыл бұрын
This video was what...2004 ish? 82p a litre for fuel...I was 11! That makes me feel very old...
@frickzjee 5 жыл бұрын
yeah these are from around first 4 seasons so 2002-2004ish
@craigconey8453 5 жыл бұрын
I can remember it been 60p a litre
@Omie01 5 жыл бұрын
Craig Coney I can remember it being -£1.00/litre.
@ArnoldsKtm 5 жыл бұрын
I don't give 2 ducks about cars but I do love me some old man being stubborn.
@visionist7 5 жыл бұрын
I don't care about ducks
@NeilVanceNeilVance 6 жыл бұрын
5:10 Jeremy doing a perfect Jeremy Clarkson impersonation!
@joshuabenson2568 5 жыл бұрын
I died laughing on the last one
@limeddasch382 5 жыл бұрын
2:01 Harvey Bailey handling kit. More like bail it in the bin.
@ricardolee585 6 жыл бұрын
A Jag,, JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJag - Jeremy Clarkson
@ricardolee585 6 жыл бұрын
With a ''Smug face''
@gerardmontgomery280 4 жыл бұрын
That end clip is a classic
@semkerstens3283 5 жыл бұрын
this is so relaxing
@ninjadin777 5 жыл бұрын
Am I a Pencil..,Am i a colliflower..,am I a nuclear power sta.....,I'm a gearbox!!
@empvids5503 4 жыл бұрын
2017: Nah... 2018: Almost... 2019: *welcome to reccomended*
@joj4096 4 жыл бұрын
Why are people doing this meme
@trueconservative6288 4 жыл бұрын
The z8 demo had me *dead*
@2moe 4 жыл бұрын
OMG his impression of the jaguar SE :D
@sevenfourgt1904 5 жыл бұрын
watching this after they announced the last season ever of The Grand Tour..
@jamesfiorucci5774 6 жыл бұрын
Andy Murray lookalike 7:01
@terencejay8845 5 жыл бұрын
I think it is him. I spotted that and was hoping someone had.
@filipedinis6777 4 жыл бұрын
2:40 thanks for the best moment on the internet
@pheonix5823 4 жыл бұрын
just spat tea over my laptop when I saw James lmao
@skate3enjoyer418 5 жыл бұрын
When TV was the best
@AgentSmith911 6 жыл бұрын
83p a litre omg
@TotoGeenen 6 жыл бұрын
Hoss Cartwright good old days :(
@stevenbanaan 6 жыл бұрын
0:54 really killed me so much
@koeman1873 5 жыл бұрын
A legend.
@danielanju960 6 жыл бұрын
4.46 Shit, jeremy can do beatbox....
@JingleBombzz 6 жыл бұрын
Why place a dot? just press Shift + Semicolon (The key next to 'L'). How hard can it be? Reference. :)
@MyUnoriginalUsername 6 жыл бұрын
Anju Daniel 4:46
@danielanju960 6 жыл бұрын
Jingle YaBombz i'm using phone :)
@MyUnoriginalUsername 6 жыл бұрын
What phone is it? I can do it with mine ::::
@theseageek 5 жыл бұрын
They all look so young back then, now I’m feeling old. 😢
@nishchaiydakhane9846 5 жыл бұрын
Epic series ever made ✌🏻🇬🇧
@liamschannel6294 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the early 2002-2006 top gear episodes reminds me of being wee haha
@Loundsify 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Scrapheap challenge
@onetwo3706 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the real Top Gear
@LancerloverLL 6 жыл бұрын
What's wrong Clarkson? Scanias are great to drive :)
@besterbrighton2433 6 жыл бұрын
the best top gear presenters ever
@mauricehayden8835 3 жыл бұрын
My god. That's when the 4 series Scania looked new
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