"why do i have negative seed?" 'youre infertile' is an underrated interaction

Jerma gets the best seed ever in this game with 2 pristine, functioning vehicles at a gas station full of tons of spare tires and supplies. He proceeds to ruin one of the cars and then leave in his shitty beater without any of the supplies before driving into several rocks, killing himself.

Jerma turning on his facecam is always amazing because every time he does it, he looks genuinely petrified of his own face for a moment

"whats the point of the game? drive. oh, im going to kill this game" spends the next 2 hours doing almost anything but driving

I prefer these edits because they are longer, I’m weird and can’t stand super short edits but don’t want to watch the entire stream. Thank you a trillion

2:10:48 *​shoots the engine out of his own free will​* "why did you tell me to shoot the engine? are you out of your mind?"

I actually can't comprehend just sitting down in your car and driving to your destination in complete silence

2:11:33 Slays me. The complete non-sequitur "Jon Arbuckle" that's never referenced again. It's like Jerma didn't even process saying it

2:00:55 imagine dying in a car crash because you told your dad to stop drinking gasoline

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who gets irrationally scared whenever it’s night in a video game

I like to pretend that he isnt even streaming and when hes talking to chat or reading chat he is just going crazy and talking to himself

>35th birthday Don't worry Jerma, there's still time for you to get your growth spurt.

am i the only one who can’t believe he’s 35??? he seems so much younger

I think about "YOU don't. YOU don't" every time I shower. I do, Jeremy, and so does everyone else.

What truly amazes me is that these edits aren't just cuts between clips, but like there are actual edits, like added images and effects and shit. There is so much fucking effort gone into this. Huge kudos, I can't imagine myself doing this in a thousand years.

I don't know why but the edit at 1:16:10 was absolute fucking gold. How it just immediately cuts to him with the rear view mirror right in front of his face again hahahaha

wait, did Jerma disassemble that entire yellow car because he didn't have oil, only to take the yellow car's engine and put it in the starter car?

If I had a terminal illness and could get anything fulfilled through Make-A-Wish I would want to talk to Jerma for like half an hour. I feel as though that would be enough of the human experience for one life.

I can’t get over the fact that he called the killer rabbit an Antelope.

I like how he nearly crashes every single time he presses 'B' while driving. It's like the game itself can't handle the toilet humor.

this is like the sweating superhero trying to choose between red and blue button meme and the options are "SuperDazza" and "Skye4".

jerma having his vehicle steer off the road and drift ever so further away from him as he promptly sharts himself and decides he'll walk the rest of the journey is the funniest fucking thing that i absolutely needed

“your fingers are not a sexual organ” underrated quote

1:33:18 "It's an alien language" Damn, I was always wondering when someone would call Hungarian an alien language, hahaha

When the UFO flew overhead it was perfect, Daddy Jeremy getting mad high off Ajax Window Cleaner.

27:15 i love how quickly he reacts to the sound

"im NOT showing it" shows it "its DISGUSTING im not showing it" its unbelievably small

I almost threw up when the child bit started. Expecially when the **REDACTED** was spotted 2:00:18

1:50:37 the same guy would much later suggest Jerma kiss the camera (passionately) every time he laughs in the YLYL stream

21:38 I was not expecting a fucking chupacabra to come screaming at his garage door. I thought maybe it was a zombie and this was a stealth horror game, explaining why no one was around and everything looked abandoned, but then that thing goes through the door with psychotic red eyes and kills itself. EDIT: Okay I just looked up the bunny and there are apparently zombies in the game. This is wonderful, I hope he finds one.

"Oil is like the earth's blood" truly a visionary

"Gamer Wart" never fails to make me cackle; I think about it sometimes in public and can't help but laugh

I love the panic in his voice everytime he hears the rabbit howl

You can pinpoint the exact moment he started caring about this game and it’s when he finds out there is a burp button

2:10:44 "make the gun talk" underrated moment

When he started shoving that barrel into the car and putting oil into the gas tank i knew this will be a golden stream

The lengths that jerma went to just to “show” but still hide his healing wart fucking got me so good.

0:00 Intro 0:20 Stream in orbit 4:20 The long drive (technical difficulties) 5:17 ... ahh, who cares, just watch the thing

“there are witches and warlocks on KZfaq, you think there isn’t a wart guy?” Impeccable line.

43:57 is the funniest part

You did such a great job with this edit. It was was one of the funniest things I've watched in a while and made my day.

This stream is chat teaching jerma how cars work

Jerma manic talks while the characters face is visible in the mirror is just pure comedy

The fact he just sat down on the toilet and pissed, farted, and burped without saying a thing is hilarious

16:42 I was thinking the same exact thing as Jerma "My milkshake rings bring all the boys to the yard... etc. etc."

I'm 30 minutes in and im ripping out my hair at this, jesus when he added gas to the diesel I wanted to cry

2:00:08 I'm not kidding when I say the UFO flying over head and the fucking 5 seconds of dead silence sent me into fucking hysterics.

i hope he revisits this game with joel, the game has now multiplayer

There are so many great Jerma quotes, and "OW MY GAMER WART" is high on that list

Watching this left me simultaneously amused and infuriated. Jumping into the Jerma rabbit hole is probably the biggest mistake I've made in years. And I've made some doozies.

I just looked it up and apparently I have the same birthday as our good boy Jerma. This is a wonderful day.

Man if something doesn't happen for 3 seconds its cut. ADHD editing, Jerma would be proud.

2:13:04 Jerma did it before it became a meme

lmao, jerma totally described his wart worse than it actually was in reality when he showed it

16:08 _The door has just locked behind you, the room youre locked in will fill up with _*_GAS_*

these edits are always the perfect balance between the 2ndjerma edits and the full vod dumps

I love how every jerma stream looks like a psychopath talking to himself until it gets annoyed of what he is saying or doing

This edit has moved its way up to my favorite to watch of jerma985. Man goes crazy and talks to himself on a long drive.

Well now we need a desert bus stream.

This is PERFECT. these streamers stream for 3 hours, but make a 20-30 minute video and leave out so many good bits, but I don’t want to watch the whole thing just for more laughs

56:56 Jerma dababy. You’re welcome

I really like the quick cuts between BB gun shots you did. Well done overall.

‘Turn on the radio’, “I am the radio.”

2:13:09 If my computer wasn’t fucked I’d absolutely edit this audio. It’s almost identical.

he really ended the stream by thlamming his penith in the car door

I’m sorry but now whenever I hear gas I just think of “GASg-g-g-gasGASgas-EEERRRAAAAAAAA-GASGAS”

i just watched a man stranded in the desert role play with his imaginary son... and i enjoyed myself

“I will NEVER show it” 45 seconds later:

I now want to go for a drivers Ed test and get in the car gripping a sponge and then just stare at the dash for a moment rub it down ask how to drive and then take off like a pro.

I love how chat can peer pressure him into anything

54:03 best part

*****DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED HONESTLY***** i like how there was never a more perfect time for ""THAT"" to fly over than the dad/son bit i also have never gotten motion sick, but goddamn i felt something strange when the camera stayed put in the corner but the car was moving on the inside perspective here 55:53

Pre-Saw Jerma was still frequently saying "Gas"

It can't be a jerma stream without him making one of the most weirdest noises known to mankind 44:00

I designate you as the new JackEdit. These are perfect for EU schedule, anti-twitch, work from home andies (official uploads are kinda boring for some reason)

i love how jerma just has all these hilarious adventures in the desert and at the very end, the real wilson the whole time was the bike. and he doesn’t even ride it until the very end lmao and dies right after.

2:13:03 he thlammed his penith in the car door

"I'm so clean I shower" ok

1:59:33 one of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard

I almost choked on my food from 1:58:00 - 2:00:00 cause I started laughing so hard.

for some fucking reason the way he says "restart randy-andy-restart andy" at 47:14 sends me into a spiral

I watched the whole stream one night and it was so calming, really wanted to sleep but i was adamant to watch it in its entirety Now imma sleep to it as intended

jerma: this is so embarassing!! also jerma: * shows the tiniest, cleanest absence-of-wart i've ever seen in my life *

God 53:28 has me crying laughing. This man isn't real. He can't be

I had several finger warts for like all of second grade and never had them again

i love he tryna chase mirages in the distance when its impossible, he is truley going insane

2:01:08 The way his head slowly turns while he calmly says “dont move, you wont get hurt” just fucks me up😭

Any scene from The Office involving driving is somehow the most accurate depiction of driving in PA that I've ever seen

43:57 - OWWNM OWNM OWNMM

"Stop stop stop you need water" *"oh"*

only jerma could make driving in a game with no objectives for several hours entertaining

I always come back to this one, really a perfect background jerma edit

Watching Jerma play this has made me very aware I could not drive through the desert at night as I would go insane over paranoia of seeing aliens

Jerma trying to kill a rabbit with a BB gun and wondering why it wouldn't die was the best part

It's nice seeing Jerma's homunculus child in this video, it's a shame he doesn't come out of his room much or go on stream with his dad

1:47:30 oh boy a jerma-tomato cross over!

18:50 is the pure esscence of senile driving

59:27 me opening up a vod of any saw stream

53:33 "he'll be okay" immediately is thrown 100 feet away

7:50 He's right. I love Jerma but most of his fans, especially twitch chat, probably don't even wash in the shower.