Jerma's Best Minecraft Clips
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Жыл бұрынHello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft. This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term... pretty loosely, because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly-brewed. Let me take a sip... ah, that's some good cider!
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@Ogerpwned Жыл бұрын
If jerma got locked in a room with no food or water I don't think he'd die just shrink to a few inches tall
@milesbrindley6314 Жыл бұрын
goes into stasis like a tardigrade
@elusive-osmium Жыл бұрын
@@milesbrindley6314 Exastesialy horrifying image...
@we-must-live Жыл бұрын
@@elusive-osmium existentially!
@_Lumiere_ Жыл бұрын
@@we-must-live exastesial is a perfect description of jerma
@TheYeetedMeat Жыл бұрын
@@_Lumiere_what an exestesial goon
@Terminated_Account Жыл бұрын
I love how minecraft for the ps4 is the game that broke Jerma
@cannibrel Жыл бұрын
he wasnt actually angry, watch the whole thing he was acting
@breadboxproductions3806 Жыл бұрын
The guy was DRUNK and ZONKED out of his flipping GOURD
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын
@@cannibrel sure buddy that defense didn't work in court "Sir he was just acting when his murder the whole Murphys Bloodline"
@Terminated_Account Жыл бұрын
@@cannibrel so... Was the meatgrinder massacre of 2022 just him "acting"? Sure buddy
@CBman11037 Жыл бұрын
@@Terminated_Account As far as the law is conceened yes. Jerma has deep pockets, no morals, and good lawyers. So the bloody corpses found at the scene were just "props" as far as the records show
@noechoprime Жыл бұрын
1:20 I like to imagine that jerma is a horrible hated tyrant but is a big fan of beauty and the beast so he wants to walk through the streets and sing but people keep throwing tomatoes at him so he throws a temper tantrum and just executes everybody
@noechoprime Жыл бұрын
@@flingus4gd266 you said it
@bolognatious1684 Жыл бұрын
Jerma interupting his singing by yelling "KILL THEM" gets me everytime
@RockLegend2A Жыл бұрын
He tries to be a whimsical Disney king, but goes full Joffrey the moment someone touches him.
@bodaciousfallacious275 Жыл бұрын
@@RockLegend2Afull Joffrey lmao
@LijE945 Жыл бұрын
I love how at 5:30 when he gets hit by the egg he gets the 1/256 chance of spawning 4 chickens from a single egg. Jerma has to be an SCP with his amount of weird luck that he gets in the most random places
@badger6882 Жыл бұрын
It helps to b a streamer. Luck starts sticking
@ArcaneAxolotl Жыл бұрын
plus the skeleton horse trap lmao
@bstrd5573 Жыл бұрын
Never forget the four horsemen
@amphetamineterror7 Жыл бұрын
14:51 jerma asking "how do i unban this person" after killing them is so obscenely hilarious
@TheGreenTaco999 Жыл бұрын
psychotic man disassociated himself from his murders
@giantmang0 Жыл бұрын
Jerma drunk angry talking about stabbing someone is probably the funniest thing he's done The first time I saw that I could not stop laughing
@abvolts-animation6008 Жыл бұрын
Really? All I could do is keep screaming after he plunged the knife in my abdomen
@we-must-live Жыл бұрын
@@abvolts-animation6008 here it is again, nice comment talking about how well jerma can make us laugh, unsolicited comment about this meme that still hasn’t died, then a comment describing the situation as thus.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын
@@we-must-live and then comment reminded you its not a joke jerma actually foes this shit.
@we-must-live Жыл бұрын
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 'foes', as in, making an enemy of something? yeah, you got a point! i foes that meme as well!
@Ollie-og7wv Жыл бұрын
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Jerma himself has stated that this shit is annoying and tired, and rightfully so.
@floralrune Жыл бұрын
16:16 i love how right after he says that it literally spawns in 4 horsemen
@TheGreenTaco999 Жыл бұрын
I commented this 4 years ago on Jerma Streams - Minecraft VR by Jerma Stream Archive, I have DMCA claimed your comment and KZfaq will be forwarding all your likes to me now
@Mayv_erick Жыл бұрын
1:55 i love this clip and the way he says "on stream" has been stuck my head for years now. help!
@maddiequestionmark Жыл бұрын
on strEem
@PandaPawz735 Жыл бұрын
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft. This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term... pretty loosely, because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly-brewed. Let me take a sip... ah, that's some good cider!
@qwivil Жыл бұрын
4:35 is my personal favorite minecraft moment
@Screehcile Жыл бұрын
this is probably my most quoted jerma moment but no one even remembers it. i go "what the HECK" in that tone all the time. its lonely at the top
@plutov7808 Жыл бұрын
it is 3 minutes into the video, I do not think console Jerma was aware he didn't have to WALK EVERYWHERE
@plutov7808 Жыл бұрын
9:27 HOLY SHIT HE FINALLY FUCKING DISCOVERED HOW TO USE HIS LEGS
@spinosaurus2001 Жыл бұрын
14:52 Him just randomly killing Michiru here is one of my favorite Jerma moments idk why it makes me laugh so much. She wasn't even bothering him.
@felix56p Жыл бұрын
that principal/lunch lady bit is always so hysterical despite the fact I never really know what the fuck the bit is
@docca2077 Жыл бұрын
17:23 this is what spamton would say to get you interested
@snake867511 Жыл бұрын
His drunk Minecraft stream was absolutely classic. Perfect in every way
@Geturgutsoffme Жыл бұрын
oh my god first jermacraft fan
@marvelous_jack5228 Жыл бұрын
this is dazzer, these are likely gonna be some great and unique clips
@thisisapen2002 Жыл бұрын
Who else is up dazzing they shit?
@savannah6508 Жыл бұрын
i love how for these play throughs he had to be as close to the mic as humanly possible so we could experience what it would be like to be trapped inside his mouth
@ayylien00 Жыл бұрын
9:40 the apple stream
@FeenieVonKarma Жыл бұрын
applefondler
@Rayo75 Жыл бұрын
He has trained for years with Vindicators for the Axe Dodging Stream
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын
It took him fucking forever to do the FTK streams and he was building up to it for months just to do like 2 streams
@renatlottiepilled Жыл бұрын
Man how is he so fucking funny
@AdamKlownzinger Жыл бұрын
Every morning just the same, in the kingdom just the same
@aliennine568 Жыл бұрын
jerma in a forest, surrounded by trees, asking where the real trees are after punching a giant mushroom to me will never not be funny
@cannon9009 Жыл бұрын
40th jermacraft fan here. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
@thisisapen2002 Жыл бұрын
Is this the final layer of jerma hell? Some sort of cult? How do I join?
@Rayo75 Жыл бұрын
006 HONDA CIVIC
@bigfloppa9594 Жыл бұрын
@@Rayo75yo Honda Civic from 6 AD pog
@sopha985 Жыл бұрын
the mansion clip makes me pee everytime
@TheSilly6403 19 күн бұрын
Very helpful! Still doesn't help with the burning though 😔
@c1nnamodoll Жыл бұрын
i will always be haunted by "i think i feel a song coming on"
@roach9397 Жыл бұрын
Idk why you thought to make this but thank you, makes me feel like a zoomer again
@grey_larynx Жыл бұрын
17:24 Whoever you are - I strangely want to kiss you for typing that message.
@idlehawk9553 Жыл бұрын
Hello everybody, and welcome to episode one of Jerma craft
@iffa-0 Жыл бұрын
i love how with the start clip. The music begins to swell as jerma's laughs increases
@mr.moonly 11 ай бұрын
11:42 is my personal favorite because he slowly gets more and more embarrassed by himself then just turns off face cam after the apple comment
@fp-qb4qe Жыл бұрын
second ftk stream was so good cause he was fucking drunk off his ass
@koy5902 11 ай бұрын
The noise he made when he fell into the lava was hysterical lmao
@gamerly.gamer69 Жыл бұрын
That ps4 Minecraft stream was so good
@Gallant_Silver Жыл бұрын
that final clip is so damn good
@rundas9000 11 ай бұрын
5:35 , 6:18 prime examples of how Jerma will abandon all thoughts other than "kill" the moment he detects a lifeform in his vicinity
@SamiClouded Жыл бұрын
omg new superdazza!!! tysm
@honeywisp Жыл бұрын
Why did he laugh so hard at seeing Kim’s name
@mocchi-333 11 ай бұрын
clinically insane
@SamwichYT Жыл бұрын
oh my god second jermacraft fan
@nails8647 7 ай бұрын
'Kim' will always be the funniest fucking thing in the world
@JEASOUA Жыл бұрын
nice collection of streamer luck moments
@chrisrogers2156 Жыл бұрын
great clips
@waterbottle6644 Жыл бұрын
I am weeping this is beautiful. Thank you milord
@sukai4589 Жыл бұрын
I read this in jerma’s peasant voice
@JacobLeviathan Жыл бұрын
holy fuck jermacraft on dazza
@schmutt_ Жыл бұрын
Clicinally insane
@liljabjarnadottir5518 Жыл бұрын
thank you!!!
@cabwaylingo_ Жыл бұрын
"Jennfoir > jerma you are insane"
@canismori Жыл бұрын
the opening hit me with all the memories of kim and im sad now
@saunorine Жыл бұрын
at least they left on good terms and that's what counts now
@ryanmalow Жыл бұрын
@@saunorine Yeah . its so insane thats its normal for him
@HabitualThinker Жыл бұрын
who, what?
@MangasColoradas941 Жыл бұрын
@@HabitualThinker his ex they were together for ages then just broke up one day few years ago
@we-must-live Жыл бұрын
@@ryanmalow heh, what are you suggesting?
@ghoulsaregorgeous Жыл бұрын
His wheeze ☠️
@Max-yn2vf Жыл бұрын
I will say, ps4 minecraft looks buttery smooth
@playerknownwell3702 10 ай бұрын
SCP-682 style
@helloimtom100 Жыл бұрын
alternative title, Jerma's worst stream clips
@zebragoboom Жыл бұрын
Doi
@domenicoportanova748 Жыл бұрын
Pronti
@thisisapen2002 Жыл бұрын
un fan italiano di jerma?
@domenicoportanova748 Жыл бұрын
@@thisisapen2002 pefforza
@a.vulgare Жыл бұрын
why si the FOV so low oh my god
@DespiteEverything42 Жыл бұрын
Still upset his name isn't Jermabaug
@Mr.SpicyIce Жыл бұрын
Is there anything worth clipping from the playthroughs he did originally? Is it just too boring?
@Terminated_Account Жыл бұрын
They are funny but not because of the jokes, because its so bad and he takes it so serious its funny
@Terminated_Account Жыл бұрын
@Radical17 what? He means the old og minecraft videos he made, unless Jerma actually played it on june which i really doubt
@Mr.SpicyIce Жыл бұрын
@@Terminated_Account they're just inept. Don't worry about it.
@Mr.SpicyIce Жыл бұрын
@Radical17 do you even know what you are talking about? Are you normal?
@Mr.SpicyIce Жыл бұрын
@@Terminated_Account I tested this yiu are completely correct. The first episode is just so much more entertaining the rest of the series. Even the Grandpa episode was just embarrassing to watch. At least he's funny for the time being. Although I've noticed a slight decline in follow through and on the spot joke creation in the last three years. I cam see myself getting bored of Jerma in the next two years in the same I have with Oneyplays.
@subset_6964 Жыл бұрын
Who's this dude? Is it footage from insane asylum or something?
@joe____ Жыл бұрын
They let the patients play Minecraft to calm them down
@constantlymissing Жыл бұрын
how is he on ps4 edition with the old menu
@Boneheaded0 Жыл бұрын
You can still get discs for the old versions of console
@kknov Жыл бұрын
what is he laughing at
@timombriamus Жыл бұрын
Also worst mic Clips.
@catisyellen9877 11 ай бұрын
5:30 lmfaooo it looks like Mista spawned chickens. 🤌 (Feckin Jjba fan here)
@Alelander Жыл бұрын
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft. This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term... pretty loosely, because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly-brewed. Let me take a sip... ah, that's some good cider!
@hexhollows Жыл бұрын
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft. This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term... pretty loosely, because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly-brewed. Let me take a sip... ah, that's some good cider!