That One Time Jerma Became King and Killed Several Hundred Infants

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Жыл бұрын

There goes the baker goes the baker goes the baker
Originally streamed/recorded on December 15th, 2019.
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@SN-of5tu Жыл бұрын

What kind of dystopian horror has Jerma created here. The concept of a king walking around his kingdom, singing that beauty of the beast, only to be enraged and start screaming "KILL HIM, KILL HIM" mid-song is terrifying

@waterbottle6644 Жыл бұрын

That's literally just how it was in the middle ages

@anort1969 Жыл бұрын

this is just the beginning of the emperors new groove

@blahthebiste7924 Жыл бұрын

@@anort1969 Underrated comment

@johnt.190 Жыл бұрын

Literally Caligula

@chuckbatmangaming Жыл бұрын

Half the server literally did the "create a hidden village" movie plotline to escape Jermas tyranny you can't make this shit up

@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Jerma became reigning monarch of Minecraft IMMEDIATELY after Queen Elizabeth II passed away

@ironman3090 Жыл бұрын

The worst part is he’s going to RULE for over JERMILLION years. This is absolutely FUCKED.

@davidp2537 Жыл бұрын

Such an insensitive creature

@christiancolon4308 Жыл бұрын

Its a conspiracy

@randomname8587 Жыл бұрын

He should have done it sooner!!!

@whateveryousayfam5240 Жыл бұрын

She was the only thing holding him back. A tyrant was unleashed upon this world.

@AnarchyApple Жыл бұрын

Its incredible how poorly this went on a feudal level. The king immediately ordering a slaughter on his first outing, the players stomping all the crops to death, the king and his envoy encountering players literally fighting over food in the street. Im glad Jerma wasn't born into a dynasty of rulers in medieval Europe.

@chuckbatmangaming Жыл бұрын

He somehow created a kingdom where all the citizens have no food no homes and are literally just running around scavenging and trying to assassinate the king, absolutely fucking deranged

@radicalfishstickstm8563 Жыл бұрын

He’s the king we fear, not the one we deserve

@the-red-thing 9 ай бұрын

Literally Joffrey

@huggebugg3694 5 ай бұрын

⁠@@the-red-thing”They interrupted your singing so you decide to kill them all!?”

@adlenspinks9792 Жыл бұрын

The phrase “we can’t mine. We’re babies” is just so fucking hilarious to me

@JohnDoe-dx7oq Жыл бұрын

22:57 Jerma not seeing the "FUCK JERMA" sign while complimenting the drink is straight out of a sitcom

@croma2068 Жыл бұрын

It's conceivable that he ignored it on purpose

@fuz5567 Жыл бұрын

i love that he wrote that after jerma threw his salt angrily insulting it

@Slukig Жыл бұрын

@@croma2068 Definitely ignored it on purpose, he looks in it's direction for a moment right as the camera starts showing the sign

@miniepicness 11 ай бұрын

@@Slukig what if he cant read it because the text is on the other side

@Slukig 11 ай бұрын

@@miniepicness The camera perspectives in the video are Jerma's own player perspective, he can change those

@dannyb6649 Жыл бұрын

He needs 10 guards in enchanted diamonds armor to protect him from literal 5 year olds

@moss.kurtis 7 ай бұрын

Same height, same playing level Them's the rules

@billfriendo2975 Жыл бұрын

5:03 love jerma yelling “KILL THIS GUY” and immediately taking it back after he is slain

@OryxTheMadGod3 Жыл бұрын

Dr. Jerma and Mr. Hyde

@18754KRS Жыл бұрын

@@OryxTheMadGod3 ＋２

@idontcheckrepliesstaymad958 Жыл бұрын

the duality of jerma

@squeedles_1943 Жыл бұрын

4:55

@theicedfin8725 Жыл бұрын

They killed me :(

@noaag Жыл бұрын

29:15 I love Jerma trying to distract attackers by yelling "GOLD!" and dropping gold bars, like a rich supervillain making their escape.

@ArgSel Жыл бұрын

Person who looks after Jerma's skin. Call that a jermatologist.

@tumblewed538 Жыл бұрын

Doesnt he just eat garlic saying it helps his skin instead of that?

@Mat-zf9bf Жыл бұрын

@@tumblewed538 WARIO

@lukebarrile3840 Жыл бұрын

Hivemind riley type comment

@manboy4720 Жыл бұрын

@@tumblewed538 no, it's to help fend off the vegas vampires.

@splatspunk1 Жыл бұрын

@@lukebarrile3840 jermaminder in the wild

@bitter5683 Жыл бұрын

Imagine people complaining that there is literally no food and the king is just laughing hysterically

@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын

Historically Accurate Andy

@succulentcod Жыл бұрын

this happens all the time in england

@BunkoValentine Жыл бұрын

Let them eat cake.

@tootruesheep872 Жыл бұрын

@@succulentcod it's scary that this is actually true lol

@eddiej788 Жыл бұрын

king dedede

@batofdestiny7801 Жыл бұрын

This is unironically one of the best streams he’s ever done. From him randomly bursting out into song, to screaming at innocent bystanders and smiting anyone he sees fit. To the awkward cameramen to the failed assassinations. And also the like 10 people in diamond armor he needs to protect him.

@xnotasweatx Жыл бұрын

That’s just his every day life wdym stream

@Fitzy_Fitz Жыл бұрын

Like some sort of ego stream

@EpicBassTime_ Жыл бұрын

Was it that good?

@kai_fatallysapphic Жыл бұрын

How much did he have to pay the guards to not kill him on sight? Or maybe he hired random people on fiver that have no idea who he is, cuz I just can't believe any jerma fan could be around him for that long without killing him

@Zargabaath Жыл бұрын

@@kai_fatallysapphic I'm thinking they were his mods and/or he had their families held captive.

@singledigitdan Жыл бұрын

Still laughing about how at the end of this stream Jerma turned the camera on and he was playing from inside a real abandoned mineshaft in the Nevada desert. Unfortunately it was not fully abandoned and being used by the US military as a nuclear waste burial site. Jerma’s been different ever since.

@halo7oo Жыл бұрын

You'd think with all the warning signs and locked fences he wouldn't have gone down there, but I guess he was just committed to the bit.

@somethingguy912 Жыл бұрын

Supermutant Andy.

@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Жыл бұрын

It's weird he's done nothing psychotic or deranged and hasn't zerked at all. Such horrifying changes it has wought

@SRowntree Жыл бұрын

What makes these kinds of commens on Jerma videos so great is that no matter how outlandish they are there's ALWAYS a chance that it's true

@dexamfetamin Жыл бұрын

was such a ROFL moment when his skin started flaking off, he didnt even notice it since he was vomiting at the time. such raw energy from him ❤️

@Regulith Жыл бұрын

jerma clearly had a very specific vision for this stream and absolutely none of it came true

@raspymorten Жыл бұрын

8:46 I love that the dude who gets the closet to actually following any of the commands Jerma lays out, gets fucking killed.

@_Hamler Жыл бұрын

Jerma doesn't like obedience, it gives him less excuses to use the meat grinder

@blankyjae3316 Жыл бұрын

They don’t even get killed, they just trip and die

@ranrancrabgrabber Жыл бұрын

that one soldier who risked death creating that golden statue is a real hero. he sacrificed himself to build that so that 50 civilians would not he murdered by their bloodthirsty king

@Nease01 Жыл бұрын

Jerma being baffled and confused that John Comcast simply ran away has to be my favorite moment from this stream

@chuckbatmangaming Жыл бұрын

The whole arc of "Jerma is Tiny" into multiple failed attempts at a trial for John Comcast and then finally a battle arena being built for John to fight to the death which Jerma immediately FALLS INTO AND HAS TO BE RESCUED FROM is one of the best Jerma gag storylines in any of his streams

@keyb Жыл бұрын

At 22:03 that egg throw had a 1/256 chance of happening (four chicks)

@parrsnipps Жыл бұрын

Nah, that was just Mista using Sex Pistols

@kevintrang6447 Жыл бұрын

@@parrsnipps So that was bad luck?

@parrsnipps Жыл бұрын

Nah, more like a golden experience

@Doka402 Жыл бұрын

"I'm almost 50 years old, guys." Yeah, Jerma, we know.

@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын

Damn I thought Jerma was gonna record himself playing Minecraft but it's just another video demonstrating what he does in public.

@jazzoYT Жыл бұрын

oh no, i'm starting to see you everywhere

@kosherre6243 Жыл бұрын

@Emotional D this is a cooking video.

@ohgodohnothebees Жыл бұрын

@@kosherre6243 It's a self promoter, don't click those links and report the comment

@HumanTooth Жыл бұрын

foolish mistake

@kosherre6243 Жыл бұрын

@@ohgodohnothebees I'm just mentioning the content of the link in case someone falls for it as i have, or if they're curious.

@liamp6491 Жыл бұрын

"We just deleted like 30 people", it's sick he doesn't even see them as human

@StevenBadAss 11 ай бұрын

Lol I read this as he said it

@321Leviathan Жыл бұрын

4:10 Jerma singing a disney princess song and then immediately yelling "ALRIGHT KILL EM" is just the funniest shit.

@Limpshot_McGee Жыл бұрын

8:29 I love the "WE CAN'T FUCKING MINE" in the chat.

@gamer_yes 3 ай бұрын

AND IT WAS JOHN COMCAST. HIS ARRIVAL WAS FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT TEXTS

@adamplace9449 Жыл бұрын

“You can’t mine until you’re 5” glad to see king jerma instituted child labor laws

@playdoughmaster808 Жыл бұрын

12:26 Bonjour, bonjour There goes the baker with his tray of bakeries Save of reddit rolls to sell Every morning just the same, every morning just the same Just the morning that we came into this town Oh good day hello, hello there yes how are you No no no, don’t I’m not going out, I’m not going out

@allmensland2106 Жыл бұрын

“Why does this always devolve into massacre” “Sounds like a you problem” replied the DELUSIONAL and MACHIAVELLIAN king Jeremiah the 3rd

@greaciegracie5098 Жыл бұрын

22:03 cant believe i witnessed mista throwing an egg at jerma and 4 chickens hatched ❤ what a beautiful moment.

@BIGBOYGAMING03 Жыл бұрын

It was his luckiest and unluckiest moment

@WaterNovaGAMING Жыл бұрын

the fact that jerma just decides to kill children over the age of 5 randomly if they don't build him outlandish things is hilarious to me

@myawsomebox Жыл бұрын

Biblical Villian Andy

@vizzy61 Жыл бұрын

he just like me fr

@AdamKlownzinger Жыл бұрын

Out of all of the things Jerma has done in his many years as a content creator, somehow seeing him play Minecraft and giving expository dialogue whilst running around in third person like a Tuber, is the most disturbing thing of all. Either that or when he fucking killed a guy in real life

@bigbongtheorem3821 Жыл бұрын

Which time?

@naranciagaming Жыл бұрын

@@bigbongtheorem3821 the 97th time was especially disturbing, he didn't even bother to de-rust the meat grinder

@totallynotmazgamer2149 Жыл бұрын

@@naranciagaming For the last fucking time. I swear I argue about this shit on r/JermaMeatGrinderHighlights daily with you idiots. It's not RUST! It's clearly just dried blood leftover from the day before. CumGuzzler420 uploaded a detailed breakdown comparing the state of the meatgrinder between each Kill. You can clearly see between the victim #44 and #49 that he does regular maintenance due to his strange obsession with the contraption, he would NEVER let it rust. The dried blood must have some sort of ritualistic significance to him, but currently outside of some wild speculation, no one figured out why he doesn't remove it while doing regular maintenance. Please for the love of god, stop spreading misinformation, Jerma would never put someone into a rusty meatgrinder.

@ckorp666 Жыл бұрын

at least he didn't mash sneak and click at the sky while rapidly switching camera perspectives and doing a creepy, overly-high-energy "whats up gamers" intro

@LittleIcarus Жыл бұрын

@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 remember to smash that like button!!!!!

@wintermute9268 Жыл бұрын

after mulling this over intensely, i think that when he tells people not to delete his bed if they want to assassinate him he must be imagining them killing him in his sleep, meaning that he does not know what a bed in minecraft actually does. Absolutely fascinating

@GreenEyedDazzler Жыл бұрын

Fr I seriously had no idea what he meant by that lmao

@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын

@@GreenEyedDazzler he meant that if you're digging a secret tunnel to assassinate the king, don't go in and steal furniture while you're at it because that's gonna cause suspicion. It's confusing because it wasn't an actual bed, just wool blocks.

@heythatguyalex Жыл бұрын

Before this stream I had doubts that Jerma was actually psychotic But the fact that Jerma said you can't even play MC, expected people to make Towns, then demanded tribute confirmed that he's actually insane

@hahafunnyhaha4216 Жыл бұрын

I dont know, all he asks for is their love and worship in exchange for his own love, and dominion; I'm pretty sure multiple billion people would think that perfectly reasonable. Totaly not psychotic; he's an ambitious visionary.

@espurrthestupididiot2405 Жыл бұрын

only 2% of the psychopathic nature known as Jerma's Twitch Chat.

@fsikijelfes8660 Жыл бұрын

@@hahafunnyhaha4216 r/ihaveatheism

@MorreKorb Жыл бұрын

Or stupid. Honestly that seems more likely.

@geemcspankinson Жыл бұрын

@@fsikijelfes8660 This must be one of those new reddit internet sites

@k4rz43 Жыл бұрын

"The people are starving and desperately trying to grow crops while the king is killing babies, ordering gold statues and iron bars at the threat of execution for those unwilling to comply and gets assassinated while on a fishing trip." A pretty accurate recreation of a medieval kingdom, all-in-all.

@CheeseYourself Жыл бұрын

7:05 jerma: "i'm a good king, you don't want to get rid of me!" jerma 50 seconds later: "i want these small children to build a golden statue of me in my courtyard with their bare hands within 30 minutes or else i will execute 50 of them"

@aidanner Жыл бұрын

"i'm a good king" 3 min later "i need a gold statue in 20 minute or i will kill 50 people"

@chisecrecy4974 Жыл бұрын

Jerma absolutely losing his mind and obsessing over a random guy named "John Comcast" is absolutely incredible

@D-03181 Жыл бұрын

10:39 The fact that the guard and the peasant just had a non-verbal agreement by nodding their heads in unison is just so funny to me

@joebob4579 Жыл бұрын

I wish jerma was real

@fergs1561 Жыл бұрын

That would be terrifying, do not wish that thing upon this cursed world

@internalizedhappyness9774 Жыл бұрын

I have a question for a friend what you do if you met a Jerma real life?

@fergs1561 Жыл бұрын

@@internalizedhappyness9774 gas

@AdamKlownzinger Жыл бұрын

@@internalizedhappyness9774 what can you do? Other than accept your fate I guess? I mean has anybody been able to come up with a way to escape a Jerma if one were to come across a Jerma irl? (you won’t) (he’s not real)

@hamsteak4219 Жыл бұрын

me too :(

@bip8073 Жыл бұрын

*Enters a grave* ''There's a whole little community over here!''

@mikotoh Жыл бұрын

4:07 the fucking abrupt shift from jerma singing the B&TB song to him yelling 'DONT HIT ME' had me crying with laughter, holy SHIT

@fuckthevoid Жыл бұрын

"Feed'em to the lions. Yeah, feed'em" *twerks*

@boobuh Жыл бұрын

30:55 did he just completely forget about the “jerma is tiny” sign LMAO

@chuckbatmangaming Жыл бұрын

Jonasbones was allegedly the real culprit, hence why Jerma had John and him fight to the death

@boobuh Жыл бұрын

@@chuckbatmangaming ohhh, gotcha that makes more sense

@fungoidal Жыл бұрын

@@chuckbatmangaming JohComcast still insulted him though

@KimiOmega Жыл бұрын

32:45 A horde of angry block people lead by Major Ocelot and 2 Garfields, one of them in a speedo, is the most terrifying image there is.

@sorryforthishatecomment4864 Жыл бұрын

Jerma was definitely high in this stream

@TrebleStarcrush Жыл бұрын

This is what happens after the Queen dies.

@Mat-zf9bf Жыл бұрын

I was gonna ask "That one time?" but yeah he doesn't often become a king. Goes without saying the rest of the title happens regularly.

@VenoMantis Жыл бұрын

@Chad link to me and you're mother part 3

@ls-rk6hw Жыл бұрын

Short king

@imBailout Жыл бұрын

This is probably one of my favorite streams of all time. Not just from Jerma, from anyone. It was perfect from top to bottom.

@NightshadeEXE Жыл бұрын

The history books will remember this great quote by King Jerma "My loyal subjects if you could do something for your very very very noble king: I require a gold block statue of my likeness in the middle of the outlined courtyard within the next 30 minutes or I will execute 50 people. I want a gold dick that's representative of my like!" - King Jerma

@Peebodyy Жыл бұрын

Really interesting idea to post this after another monarch recently lost a leader

@Crazy56U Жыл бұрын

“Oh boy, I sure do love playing Minecraft with my favorite streamer to close out 2019, I just _know_ next year will be even better!”

@junkmail103 Жыл бұрын

I love how society immediately crumbles in his presence. This is what would actually happen if he became king.

@komossi Жыл бұрын

I can’t get over Parappa the hermit at 15:41

@mijo_antonio Жыл бұрын

When he started singing the bastard version of the beauty and the beast song, I nearly keeled over Edit: nevermind, it’s the whole stream. The whole stream is the beauty and the beast song

@mijo_antonio Жыл бұрын

And then he did it AGAIN

@liviousgameplay1755 Жыл бұрын

Everyone: Is two years old, can't do anything without stamina, and dies in like 2 hits Jerma: Why has no one tried to kill me yet?

@emanon2774 Жыл бұрын

10:37 the little interaction between the random and a mod is so cute imcrying

@Skibir Жыл бұрын

When the backlog is so fucking long that the editors present ancient chronicles of Jerma lore as new videos.

@jamilskannal Жыл бұрын

The least psycho and narcissistic thing this guy has done. Fucked up

@NightlySnapshot Жыл бұрын

John Comcast is the hero we needed

@halowaffle25 Жыл бұрын

Jerma's gone on to do plenty of streams with higher budgets and bigger premises, but honestly? This is the single funniest show he's ever put on imo. The entire thing is gold.

@_banja Жыл бұрын

this was a fun night. the server was so broken at the start but we persevered :0

@fauxdude9756 Жыл бұрын

jerma demands his subjects construct him an impossible statue and the MOMENT someone does it they are rewarded with death, tyrannous andy

@willow5945 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, that person was probably a witch.

@OnTheRun_DontTellEm Жыл бұрын

32:33 jerma defends himself from would-be Assasins WITH THE BONES OF INFANTS!!!

@ender7720 Жыл бұрын

Please lord let Jerma do more Minecraft videos. It is a *PERFECT* Jerma game for the amount of weird bullshit he can pull off with it

@deanc9195 Жыл бұрын

His “ban this guy” attitude is showing

@MasterPlunger Жыл бұрын

please release the source code for the FTK gamemode so we can play this publicly, it's all i've ever wanted. if anyone feels the same show your support

@zanderwithaz5315 Жыл бұрын

This!

@TheZerok666 Жыл бұрын

Yeah I'd love to play this

@squeedles_1943 Жыл бұрын

He should do it again

@batofdestiny7801 Жыл бұрын

Yeah sure I’m all for it

@dentedpear1337 Жыл бұрын

he should do it again but like acttualy modded with no castle at first like fallen kingdom

@laditude6310 Жыл бұрын

Little known Jerma fact: he is a direct descendant of Nero

@BeastnodeG Жыл бұрын

this stream was a fucking disaster but it was one of the best streams jerma has ever done

@Joseph-ey8vv Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite streams of his. I think it's best when everything goes wrong and he gets pissed off.

@drknflx Жыл бұрын

alternate title: jerma hates everyone on earth smites them all with his fire breath

@salieriii Жыл бұрын

imagine you're in this server and you're just goofin around and jerma goes 'KILL HIM' and then you ACTUALLY DIE AND CANT COME BACK TO THE SERVER like i would never stop telling the story of the time jerma himself played king and executed me for no reason other than he's roleplaying an evil king LOL

@mosslion6025 Жыл бұрын

i know the audio's mixed like this to avoid dmca but 10:45 - 11:15 sounds like a snuff film lol

@jamjon6616 Жыл бұрын

First king to kill over one Jermillion babies

@SmoothMaul Жыл бұрын

It's very much on brand that half this video has been muted because Jerma wouldn't stop doing the Beauty and the Beast bit at the start of every sever reset.

@dezzy2357 Жыл бұрын

Every Jerma Minecraft stream feels like a fever dream.

@mw5803 Жыл бұрын

This is known in the jerma lore as the medieval stage of the jermaverse

@MaybyAGhost Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy King Jeremy 1st is the new monarch of the U.K.

@Shemmet Жыл бұрын

This was like my favorite stream ever by him, it was such a train wreck

@kingding9542 Жыл бұрын

Even after he shoved all those baseballs????

@RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT Жыл бұрын

For every second that you’re not running, Jerma is getting closer.

@aliathif7778 Жыл бұрын

Jerma is the only youtuber I would let near my child. Just to show them that this is what the real Boogeyman looks like

@crackedemerald4930 Жыл бұрын

"I'm a good king" drops two raw mutton

@Wakwise Жыл бұрын

that "one" time? are we pretending to forget the uncountable other times?

@therogue353 Жыл бұрын

how did I never know about this stream this is fucking insane

@max2x000 Жыл бұрын

Jerma refusing to sing in time to beauty in the beast was killing me

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Жыл бұрын

Jerma wants people to do WHAT with him as king!?!?

@funnyvalentine4691 Жыл бұрын

Domination-loss Andy

@somecitrus7561 Жыл бұрын

I DIED AT HIM SINGING THE FUCKING BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SONG HOLY FUCK

@sephrah Жыл бұрын

that intro edit was brilliant, as usual

@lavalampdrinkr Жыл бұрын

it fucking kills me how jerma has never once got the timing right on that beauty and the beast song lol; he always starts several beats late #}*{>?}* he truly knows how to turn an average song into a masterpiece 😍😍😍

@Daniel-gd8pr Жыл бұрын

My favorite part is the multiple times where jerma threatened baby's that couldn't do anything to do labor otherwise he would murder a mass amount of people

@matthew1194668 Жыл бұрын

This is the most professionally scuffed stream I've ever seen

@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Жыл бұрын

The most terrifying part of all of this is that Jerma984 comes off as sane compared to Jerma985. And remember, every three years they replace Jerma, so we're coming up on Jerma986 soon.

@kaizerdeath12 Жыл бұрын

This was the ultimate "we'll figure it out when we get there" stream, best of the worst

@jillsandwitch67 4 ай бұрын

the part where he turns around and its like 30 citizens and no guards is so fucking funny. the panic sets in immediately

@Hypedd64 11 ай бұрын

31:15 holy shit that gnome in the background got demolished

@SmokeSAS Жыл бұрын

We finally got the sequel to Jermacraft

@loadescape1890 Жыл бұрын

ok but why is he such a good voice actor

@vizzy61 Жыл бұрын

at birth he was injected with a serum containing the souls of every fictional character

@ken.7019 5 ай бұрын

04:16 the whimsical music playing while jerma screams "ALRIGHT KILL THEM KILL THEM" and his guards murder the masses floored me

@itsyaboiguzma Жыл бұрын

The 2019 upload brings back such hilarious memories

@rando5708 Жыл бұрын

just imagine a disney movie but like 6 lyrics into the opening song the singer is just like "nah fuck this lets go genocide"

@fungoidal Жыл бұрын

The fact that Jerma referred to the literal dirt construct shabby shack village his subjects made in the middle of nowhere after running themselves out of his village because of their inability to do anything or even have food to eat because of his incompetence "cool things people did" shows how insane and deranged he is.