Jerma Streams - Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]

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Jerma archived Golf It! (The original title of this stream was "Partying w/Ster and Vinny", and was originally streamed/recorded on October 11th, 2023)
This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny], 2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
0:00 Changing Games
4:54 Golf It!
49:55 End of Stream
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@JermaStreamArchive 9 ай бұрын

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny] kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fJiCisVkuLXck4k.html 2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke] 4:54 Golf It!

@atoyo8344 9 ай бұрын

Jerma gave real "what I can't enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?" engery this stream

@scarlett-moriko1543 9 ай бұрын

“Eating on the old, a succulent Chinese Mayo?!”

@enbybunny9940 9 ай бұрын

Enegery

@jeffu_ 9 ай бұрын

Engery videos game nerd

@bingbong6899 Ай бұрын

"This is democracy manifest" type of energy

@thoomish3556 9 ай бұрын

Jermas water scores(based on gut reaction): Core: C Smart: A Refresh: B Dasani: -B (negative B?) Evian: B Reverse Osmosis Cappuchino Machine Filter Water: A+ I will also interpret the odius "Which?" column as attempts to guess which water they were tasting: Jerma thought Core water was Core water He thought Smart water could be Evian or Refresh He thought Refresh was either Smart or Dasani He thought Dasani was Smart water He thought Evian was Evian He declined to comment on reverse osmosis water I guess? There, now you don't need to learn moon runes

@queenquack6526 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for your sacrifice

@donkeyy8331 9 ай бұрын

I hope your mental health is fine, trying to decypher that must be like reading the Necronomicon

@kafkaswetdream 7 ай бұрын

jerma obviously never had essentia, easily S tier

@blobbem 9 ай бұрын

45:45 - This looks like a cypher that a serial killer would leave to taunt the police. And it's just a weird list about Jerma's favourite water...

@Sporkyyyy 9 ай бұрын

Reading this comment before having actually watched the stream is both extremely confusing, and also perfectly in character for Jerma

@richefortgaming 9 ай бұрын

I am about 99% certain the Zodiac Killer sent this shit to the Police during his spree

@algernopkrieger7710 9 ай бұрын

Jerma doesn't make noise until 11 seconds in, but as per usual, he doesn't start making sense until 43:40

@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 9 ай бұрын

Local streamer attempts to find Ster’s holes

@BBXcompany 9 ай бұрын

i find it actually very cute that they just decided to do their own fun tier list, like jerma does mad man things but this thing was wholesome and then it gets to the cypher lol

@binaryDisasterr 8 ай бұрын

exactly i was so confused when they started making fun of him like?? why is it weird? it sounds like a fun activity 2 do with your partner, its not hurting anybody and they clearly bonded over it because she kept the picture of the whiteboard and everything

@StoopDoggy 9 ай бұрын

This felt like 3 members of a friend group that never hang out trying to make conversation on a long road trip.

@Nexus74566 9 ай бұрын

Holy shit this is exactly the vibes. But also it's golf so that's a general bore

@Kiroisawesome05 8 ай бұрын

Its so wholesome to see jerma and his husband ster spending time with their son

@enbybunny9940 9 ай бұрын

I think Ster activated bimbo mode during this stream. No none-bimbo accidentally pronounces titanic as “titantic”

@Julia-tk2em 9 ай бұрын

My eyes bounced back and forth between “titanic” and “titantic” for a solid 30 seconds trying to spot the difference. I guess that makes me a bimbo 😅

@SuperCatfire 6 ай бұрын

none-bimbo

@brunstersanderson2539 9 ай бұрын

Let’s go golfing! 🙂

@urmumsballs69 9 ай бұрын

Let’s go swimming! 🙂

@thisisapen2002 9 ай бұрын

Heh heh... Let's go golfing!

@cooliostarstache5474 9 ай бұрын

Let's freaking go, guys!

@ccmatt 9 ай бұрын

I fucking love it when Jerma streams with Poke, they are so different but they bounce off each other so well

@TheNerdySportsGuy 9 ай бұрын

25:11 feels like a really good Jerma moment.

@EmperorSigismund 9 ай бұрын

40:45 This is why we love Jerma. He's just a real life clown, on stream and off, and sometimes there just happens to be a camera and a microphone in his face.

@blooberri666 9 ай бұрын

ster was so jealous girlfriend unnecessarily competing for her boyfriends attention-coded this stream

@justdrop 9 ай бұрын

Why is your profile picture AI fem Jerma

@NoraHannigan678 9 ай бұрын

@@justdrop this person is clearly deranged (compliment) i mean did you even process the comment

@coopercan 9 ай бұрын

12:40 Jesus Christ I wasn’t really listening and I thought they were saying “bug” the whole time. “Fill a bug with liquid.” “How many bugs do I have? 5.” “I have a bug that always makes me laugh.”

@kaidkaid88 9 ай бұрын

LOL

@cainthepicaro 9 ай бұрын

The fact that Ster drinks sink water explains everything

@narwhalguy3829 9 ай бұрын

lead brain

@neonbelly4 9 ай бұрын

He makes tea in the shower

@SuperCatfire 6 ай бұрын

youtube commenter no longer can relate to the common man

@BlueLily342 9 ай бұрын

Damn jerma really is retired, they're playing golf and talking about drinking water What the fuck

@brunstersanderson2539 9 ай бұрын

JGA - Jerma Golf Association

@Toomsie 9 ай бұрын

Love it when Poke and Jerma play games together, lol. Their personalities just click(from a viewer perspective, not trying to be parasocial andy here) and the stupid shit they spout just makes me laugh. Also, poke's laugh is contagious

@elusiverobertdenby3000 7 ай бұрын

Jerma and Holly utilizing the whiteboard to make lists for fun on more than one occassion... they were meant for each other 😆

@Billythegun 9 ай бұрын

Germa

@mrchangcooler 9 ай бұрын

Jerma and his girlfriend were high as hell doing this water list

@o.steinman3855 9 ай бұрын

i skip to a random part of the video and of course i land on 30:58

@MrHornet54 9 ай бұрын

Jerma with the deep cut Curb reference

@birdlawyer2128 9 ай бұрын

i find myself constantly agreeing with ster over the course of this video i dont think they deserve his wisdom. why muster the energy to get multiple glasses of water when i can hydroload by opening my maw to the infinite rain machine i'm already going to be standing in for 15 to 30 minutes

@binaryDisasterr 8 ай бұрын

shower heads can fill with built up dirt and such from the pipes, but also more than that any creatures that were washed up. i stopped drinking shower water when i went 2 clean my clogged shower head 1 day and an entire disassembled spider spilled out. its 4ever burned in my memory. just generally a bad idea 2 trust theres nothing in there

@djinny11 9 ай бұрын

nice I love this game

@erock676 8 ай бұрын

he's gotta do an updated visual tier list

@Whires 9 ай бұрын

this feels like a stretched out game grumps episode

@IsaacRedWo0d 9 ай бұрын

Jerma

@ordinary_ 9 ай бұрын

Jerma

@Haydunk 9 ай бұрын

Jerma

@j-skullz 9 ай бұрын

Jerma

@Hanc0c0 9 ай бұрын

Jerma

@Ryan_Cooper69 9 ай бұрын

Hermit

@brderlad 4 ай бұрын

jerma saying that he puts shower water in his mouth, swishes it around, and spits it out as if that’s more normal than just drinking water from a showerhead is crazy

@BlueRaptrrr 9 ай бұрын

26:25 swollen balls allegations from the duck game 41:00

@AngryShooter 9 ай бұрын

I aspire to be someone who would find fulfillment out of doing water tier lists for fun while sipping reverse osmosis water.

@kassandra_sae4563 8 ай бұрын

26:33 had me in tears

@polysemy_ 9 ай бұрын

lets not look past 20:32 this absolute gamer made it on the last shot, with no time left 😎 holyyyy, thats my streamer.

@polysemy_ 9 ай бұрын

I'm just wondering why they assume everyone takes hot showers, at least in this context of drinking something. idk, there's a lot of assumptions. everyone's got that tickle for something, to each their own.

@polysemy_ 9 ай бұрын

cold showers in the winter, that's a true test. it gets so cold you feel hot, every water bullet burns your back. and you get out refreshed asf, like you marinated in... man, just try it.

@neonbelly4 9 ай бұрын

Buzzer beater on the shitter

@Kitsuen.z 9 ай бұрын

What odd person doesn't drink shower water, the bacteria adds flavour, it's like a little treat.

@DudokX 7 ай бұрын

I love that golf games always make people talk about the most random shit, I remember when NL did it every week on the NLSS

@ggambidt7840 8 ай бұрын

water tier list incoming

@larsfinlay7325 4 ай бұрын

A mug of summit1g makes me want a Faze mug now

@Thebees21 9 ай бұрын

Ster talking about shower water being infinite free drinking water is so fucking funny to me. It killed me. I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Idk maybe its the CBD gummies. I kept thinking of him differentiating that from water just from the sink. Like it never occurred to him that the regular water youd get from the sink to drink is also "infinite free water." Like drinking from the shower is some life hack for free water.

@MICHAELBOLTON. 9 ай бұрын

😂

@ladyzoe5734 7 ай бұрын

Ster and poke cannot fathom bfs and gfs having hobbies

@00monkeydude001 2 ай бұрын

im pretty sure stir is just the guy jerma keeps around to make himself seem way funnier even if jerma already is funny when you have the guy who is the "loud is funny type of guy" its easy to come across as the better person.

@kaidkaid88 9 ай бұрын

Here to distract myself from seeing my mom's youtube history

@the101stgec7 Ай бұрын

aw hell no why steer being so mean to jermer

@gmowoman 9 ай бұрын

swollen

@Curtis..... 9 ай бұрын

This stream rate is brutal. Gotta get used to it though

@Harufloof 9 ай бұрын

Just pretend to be old as well so its not a problem

@cooliostarstache5474 9 ай бұрын

Nah, I prefer it like this. Now it feels like your dad randomly buying you a candy bar every so often. It's like a treat you don't know when you're gonna get but it's always a joy