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Jerry Is Unable To Resist A Woman He Can't Stand | The Nose Job | Seinfeld
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Күн бұрын"It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game."
From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 9, 'The Nose Job': Jerry muses over whether to let his brain or his libido rule him in affairs of the heart, while George dates a woman with a large nose.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын
Jerry is having a reverse George moment. He can't resist a woman he can't stand while George can't resist a woman that can't stand him
@jebus89 Жыл бұрын
Tbf George couldn't stand Susan and stayed because he was scared
@michaelj.r457 Жыл бұрын
Not just Susan. The woman who Jerry wanted a massage from. George even dumped a woman who liked him for that.
@jaymike3302 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelj.r457 George would take a big dump at a party and sink up the whole apartment...and say it's natural.
@SimsMoyal Жыл бұрын
Wow Josè ever since you from the war you've changed...
@Krana-rt2yy Жыл бұрын
"A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime... This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to find it irresistible."
@SoleaGalilei 11 ай бұрын
It slays me when he says "I don't think this is working" and she looks down at the script with confusion 😂
@janeskey5042 6 ай бұрын
Yes! That was the best part : the way she looked down at the script! 😂
@jarrodbarkley9061 Жыл бұрын
Kramer throwing the bits of paper 😂😂
@Lucian-mg9mw 8 күн бұрын
It’s so dramatic!!
@cabaret25 4 ай бұрын
The "I'm Nelson!" gets me every time 😂
@audrasitarek9113 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@bhharsh Жыл бұрын
Forget Football or Tennis, Jerry here played the most relatable sport for any man in this universe.
@jussikankinen9409 Жыл бұрын
What about up hill skiing, real man Juha mieto
@andresbordoni9277 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love that in Jerry's mind, he was still playing using a cool figurine chess set.
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
What were the "figurines" ?
@johnb1150 Жыл бұрын
Yeah what exactly were the "cool figurines" with the transparency effect you can barely make them out let alone know what they are.
@baalsaak Жыл бұрын
2:34 "I'm Nelson..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:53 "Well, you just need to relax..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@amonralice Жыл бұрын
Kramer, the best psychologist. 😂😂😂
@mandiebox7945 Жыл бұрын
I am surprised Kramer held onto the little bits of ripped papper... lol
@xynged Жыл бұрын
Kramer the voice of reason
@EvanG529 7 ай бұрын
The way she checks the script is incredible
@skyjockbill Жыл бұрын
What a great comedienne Tawny was in this. So sad she struggled so much in life and died too young.
@seven92023 9 ай бұрын
She was physically abusive to her husband and coke head.
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
Jerry scrambling for that paper. 🤣😂😅🤣
@audrasitarek9113 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@IHWKR Жыл бұрын
The regretful part is jerry begrudgingly got through the acting bit only to turn her down right before the best part.
@boisterousbillyclub2772 Жыл бұрын
Tawny so great, bless
@BtheOutLIer 11 ай бұрын
Kramer is hilarious. I need him Every time I think about taking another drink.
@taxidancing87 Жыл бұрын
Kramer's speeches are low-key so good
@rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 Жыл бұрын
This is one of early episodes when the series really looked completely different from anything else on TV. Kudos to the actress who played the girl
@keraptisblackrazor2658 Жыл бұрын
Tawny Kitaen, most famous for the whitesnake video Here I go again on my own, and Bachelor Party
@Bart-holow-mew Жыл бұрын
God rest her beautiful soul. 😢
@fromthehaven94 Жыл бұрын
She was briefly a baseball wife.
@robertjensen1048 Жыл бұрын
@@keraptisblackrazor2658 I first saw her in "Bachelor Party" in the theater. Me and all my 18-yo buds thought she was incredibly hot.
@joddle23 Жыл бұрын
tawny kitaen and jerry dated kind of under wraps for a few years
@jakejoselitoramirez5988 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that Tawny Kitaen?
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
Yes. RIP
@g.ecoleman5910 Жыл бұрын
Was
@nicky2coats 2 ай бұрын
My brain would never win that battle.
@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын
Jerry - it's not like that at all
@JoeChillton Жыл бұрын
Kramer and his food stealing lol Priceless.
@deadvodka Жыл бұрын
But they have an agreement. Kramer gets to take anything from his fridge and Jerry can do the same from Kramer's fridge.. when there ever is something in there.
@DavidTa2 Жыл бұрын
Im 43. The analogy is correct 😂
@MrBmick79 Жыл бұрын
been there before many a time. Seinfeld was such a relatable show...
@RockU2Death5150 Жыл бұрын
Love you, Tawny. Rest in peace. 🌹 🪦
@shrapnel77 Жыл бұрын
That chick was gooney birds.
@nicktubara Жыл бұрын
Who was she
@averydaymond1560 Жыл бұрын
@@nicktubara She was the video vixen in many Whitesnake music videos most notably in the video “Here I go again”. But she may have very well been Gooney Birds because she was one of OJ Simpson’s girlfriends while he was married to Nicole.
@stevenhiggins906 Жыл бұрын
we've all been there Jerry...
@user-yc5um2pl5v Жыл бұрын
I wasn't.
@frenchdefence199 3 ай бұрын
My new favorite line. "He wins until you're forty but it's not a blowout"
@TheLivewire18 Жыл бұрын
I think we’ve all had this personal chess match at some point in our lives
@DeesonJame Жыл бұрын
Every day.
@crzzymnn911 Жыл бұрын
Im currently going through it. Hence why Im here lol
@neonfroot Жыл бұрын
This is why I say relationships are worse than a few casual flings.
@user-yc5um2pl5v Жыл бұрын
I didn't.
@yavitvexe9997 Жыл бұрын
Still having 😢😂
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
RIP Tawny Kitaen
@toptenguy1 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, I was trying to figure out who that was, I just couldn't put my finger on it. And yep, sad news about her last year. :(
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
@@toptenguy1 you're welcome
@joycampi7233 Жыл бұрын
She was gorgeous!
@saifonlawrence2044 Жыл бұрын
OJs chick
@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын
RIP, Joseph V. Perry.
@e.lfudge4690 Жыл бұрын
I hope Tawny got some of that Whitesnake money. Those videos she was in sold that album.
@lovewhitey4462 Жыл бұрын
She married lead singer so Yes
@bencoleman8171 11 ай бұрын
Way to much paper thrown on the floor for the size that was ripped up?
@youknowwhoiam2771 Жыл бұрын
“I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted them physically at the same time” How sadly relatable…
@lovewhitey4462 Жыл бұрын
Many Men and women wrestle with this dilemma
@Lopfff Жыл бұрын
Here I go again on my own
@user-ue4rd1mf1v 11 ай бұрын
Going down the only road I've ever known.
@u47mkbg Жыл бұрын
RIP Tawny, beautiful woman
@christopherdieudonne 7 ай бұрын
Yes, absolutely !!
@BigRW Ай бұрын
She destroyed herself with plastic surgery.
@sirackcity Жыл бұрын
The way Kramer rips up number 😅
@athena7042 Жыл бұрын
He played some of those scenes like a movie from the forties.
@jeremytung1632 3 ай бұрын
My question is, why did he still have the pieces?
@jtirello3_111 Жыл бұрын
The struggle is real.
@yavitvexe9997 Жыл бұрын
Jerry's response to a stupid George's analogy😂😂
@luckynedpepper9030 Жыл бұрын
Tawny Kitaen was so hot but apparently had quite the temper.
@bigreed67 Жыл бұрын
@@travismcdonald6576 yep. With a shoe if I am not mistaken.
@seeharvester Жыл бұрын
@@bigreed67 He had it coming.
@shrapnel77 Жыл бұрын
She was insane, a total lunatic who ruined her life with drugs and plastic surgery.
@narajuna Жыл бұрын
@@seeharvester while driving? WHAT he do???
@davidgeier5827 4 ай бұрын
Redhead...
@marichiarra8495 Жыл бұрын
Like it would be that many pieces of paper🙄
@sustainfem 11 ай бұрын
But that makes it much funnier.
@gsmith207 Жыл бұрын
Tawny Kitaen!
@darger3 Жыл бұрын
I watched MASH with my parents. I watched Seinfeld with my girlfriend. I watched Arrested Development with my wife. Some beautiful television.
@rjathar Жыл бұрын
Aah. The age old battle between cranium and crotch! Depicted in the way only Seinfeld can 😆
@rjathar Жыл бұрын
Give me 1 hour! What about tomorrow morning?! 😂
@Farley__ 6 ай бұрын
Tawny.....one gorgeous woman 🤩
@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын
"Crop circles? Why don't you buy something?"
@TheStuport Жыл бұрын
Isabell or any other "Girlfriend" of Jerry's could NEVER match The Perfection Of Mulva❤
@blabla-rg7ky Жыл бұрын
*dolores
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
Mulva was fn gorgeous.
@redfordreddington8834 Жыл бұрын
There were some others that were better looking
@yourkiwimate Жыл бұрын
thank you i love some mulva
@beeilve 11 ай бұрын
@@redfordreddington8834 Like Katarina the romainain gymnast.
@kreion Жыл бұрын
Amazing how I don't remember this episode and I had a crush on Tawny
@dCaddyshk Жыл бұрын
We all did!
@drunkweebmarine9492 Жыл бұрын
Stormed back in for cereal
@bobg6638 2 ай бұрын
I’ve played that same chess match per several of the ladies 😂😂😂
@upland77 Жыл бұрын
Tawny Kitaen is the name of the red head
@t-rexbatman36yearsago 6 ай бұрын
3:52 this whole scene 😂😂😂
@Patrick3183 11 ай бұрын
Jerry was so cute
@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 8 ай бұрын
It's like going to the bathroom in front of everybody and not caring. - George Costanza
@raddastronaut Жыл бұрын
Quite possibly the best scene in the show ever. The woman is annoying and it’s not Sidra but the brain winning the chess scene is just so epic and you know it’s coming. 😂😂
@waryaawariiri1812 Жыл бұрын
Not even in top five. There are several other scenes that are clear standouts.
@yourkiwimate Жыл бұрын
not for me, show about nothing has the top moment for me
@f.frederickskitty2910 Жыл бұрын
Is that Tawny Kitaen???
@u47mkbg Жыл бұрын
yes
@IHateThisHandleSystem Жыл бұрын
"I'm in love with a woman that don't even appeal to me" - Bob Dylan (Things Have Changed)
@MCC876 3 ай бұрын
Great to see Tawny. Loved her since seeing her in Here I Go Again music video. RIP. She is special.
@WolfMajic 8 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Down on floor like digging for drugs 😂
@hellobeautiful5225 5 ай бұрын
Can’t believe this is from season three. This has got first season written all over it. So awkward, and kind of dirty.
@andybenson2971 9 ай бұрын
It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@arthurwatts1680 Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest - most of us would recite the complete works of Shakespeare if it meant the Little Emperor got his way ;)
@miamitten1123 Жыл бұрын
That’s not a bad script
@narajuna Жыл бұрын
yeah okayyyyy
@michaeldover Жыл бұрын
This scene was some of the best comedic writing in the entire series.
@Bart-holow-mew Жыл бұрын
God Rest Your Beautiful Soul Tawny! ❤️🕊️🙏🕊️❤️
@narajuna Жыл бұрын
you one of her husbands, boyfriends?
@Bart-holow-mew Жыл бұрын
@@narajuna I could only imagine to be so blessed. She was a favorite of mine and she was taken way too soon. Very Sad, but Heaven Gained another beautiful Angel.
@maryjohnson4189nnkb Жыл бұрын
Forget About It 🤣🤣
@LauRa-re9un Жыл бұрын
Why do you keep cutting the ending??????? whyyyyy???' I always get frustrated with this videos youtube suggests to me. Put 5 minutes more of program and let us watch the rest of the dialogues. You always cut them. So frustrating.
@LB14745 Жыл бұрын
I'm Nelson!
@neonfroot Жыл бұрын
I can relate to this.
@12classics39 11 ай бұрын
Jerry and Kramer turn into Larry David's versions of Frasier and Niles Crane in this episode.
@johngonzalez4298 Жыл бұрын
Kramer cracks me up 😂
@dtz1000 7 ай бұрын
Jerry looks like Sasha Baron Cohen when he has that headgear on. Apart from both being of the same tribe, are they related?
@martyc2637 6 ай бұрын
I would have read lines all day to get Tawny
@livingshadows6731 Жыл бұрын
I have that same chess set/board lol so cool
@westsidejatt Жыл бұрын
This scene was recycled in Curb where Larry david wouldn't let a woman eat cake who told him not to let have it under any circumstances
@tobuslieven Жыл бұрын
Those early seasons were pretty weird. Pretty, pretty weird.
@RachelDavis705 10 ай бұрын
They must not show this one in syndication lol
@JumpingWatermelons Жыл бұрын
Yeah this happened to me once with a girl who was..... she... she was a flat earther. Yeah really. My brain lost the chess game but it worked out great. No regrets on that one
@miamitten1123 Жыл бұрын
You married her didn’t you? First child on the way too😐
@falcon-ng6sd Жыл бұрын
So... she didn't turn your world upside down?
@Soul.Is.Willing Жыл бұрын
Why in the heck would Kramer keep the torn papers in his pocket 1-2 days later? 🤔
@holyghoststories Жыл бұрын
It's Kramer. Clearly, he hasn't changed pants all week.
@Soul.Is.Willing Жыл бұрын
@@holyghoststories lol, I guess Seinfeld knew that?
@narajuna Жыл бұрын
think he expected a reversal, pretty obvious from the promises he asked.
@markgendala5689 11 ай бұрын
That's exactly what 'Kramers' do!
@charlie-obrien 10 ай бұрын
@@holyghoststories Do you mean that the only thing between Kramer and that note was a thin layer of cheap Gaberdine..?!?
@maryjohnson4189nnkb Жыл бұрын
Classic tv 🤣
@KidPersepolis Жыл бұрын
Is that Tawny Kitaen? I think she passed away a few years ago.
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
Yes
@user-gk9lg5sp4y Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite scenes in the whole series 😂😂😂
@xploration1437 Жыл бұрын
Release the whole episodes!
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
They're on netflix
@xploration1437 Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 lol, I don’t support pedo’s.
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
@@xploration1437 Then buy the dvds.
@xploration1437 Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 no. Nobody uses dvds anyway, lol.
@redfordreddington8834 Жыл бұрын
@@xploration1437 then move on
@sirackcity Жыл бұрын
It’s not like that at all 🤨😄
@alexmapp5444 Жыл бұрын
I love this scene!
@jeanmont Жыл бұрын
Yup, been there.
@monkeyboy4746 7 ай бұрын
With the time/events that have passed, this episode is a bit spooky now.
@srami004 Жыл бұрын
Tawny Kitaen?
@ryancampbell5039 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@srami004 Жыл бұрын
@@ryancampbell5039 thanks
@stoneylonesome5826 6 ай бұрын
His helmet should have been painted purple.
@yyndsai 9 ай бұрын
she's confused about what's not working
@walterfristoe4643 Жыл бұрын
Fuhget about it! 🤣
@fromthehaven94 Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing the lines being read are not from the play Flesh Wounds in Ithaca.
@joeharris3878 Жыл бұрын
Never saw that one. Or knew about it.
@johnnyawesome9492 8 ай бұрын
Circumcised!
@AMC442 Жыл бұрын
No matter what
@robertmccully2792 11 ай бұрын
Been in a love hate relationship before, not fun.
@redmed10 6 ай бұрын
How did they get away with the head wear in chess game in the 90s.
@rudy6884 Жыл бұрын
Some real emotions out there.
@henrywallacesghost5883 Ай бұрын
Jerry and Tawny actually dated in real life.
@slicktheslickster Жыл бұрын
This is really an odd episode.
@AndrewsOpinion15 Жыл бұрын
GOD GIVE US BACK TAWNY KITAEN AND WILL GIVE U AMBER BORZOTRA !!!
@johnb1150 Жыл бұрын
Thankfully never had this problem cos I've never had a gf...
@user-yc5um2pl5v Жыл бұрын
You didn't lose much, really.
@jeffreese5977 Жыл бұрын
This isn’t to say I haven’t enjoyed my time with previous girlfriends, but you have saved yourself a lot of drama.
@johnb1150 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffreese5977 yeh maybe
@lipranditoys Жыл бұрын
Oh come on this is unrealistic: have you seen her? There's no way in the world the brain could have won that chess game
@dalecarney2581 Жыл бұрын
Jerry date her in real life for months
@LauRa-re9un Жыл бұрын
Really? wow. I see so much chemistry between him and Julia.
@rachaelinav 9 ай бұрын
Ya until she got preggers with another dudes baby.
@Nill757 11 ай бұрын
Who’s the actress?
@u47mkbg 11 ай бұрын
Towny Kitaen RIP
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