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Jimmy welcomes Jerry Seinfeld to perform as the first comedian on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and Jerry tells jokes about technology and the U.S. Postal Service.
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@panzerKO 8 жыл бұрын

I feel like this guy has a lot of potential. I think he's gonna be big someday

@tujams 8 жыл бұрын

The man has had his own show for a decade... Did you get up from a comatose??

@deejaygrannie 8 жыл бұрын

+Tushar Jambhekar i think he meant it rhetorically

@tujams 8 жыл бұрын

+deejaygrannie Sorry man... Honest mistake, just saw some newbies feel Paul McCartney has potential after collaborating with Kanye West a few week back.

8 жыл бұрын

+panzerKO I'd give him a sitcom. 5 episodes or so. See how he goes...

@techo4Ugeeks 8 жыл бұрын

me too, possibly. sitcom….. will see

@DarkD112 10 жыл бұрын

I half expected Newmen to come bursting out from behind the curtains to tackle Jerry when he was making those cracks at postmen.

@MartinShervington 10 жыл бұрын

*Seinfeld talking about smart phones. Amusing.*

@CalinSandici 10 жыл бұрын

He still has what it takes. _"Who shall I favor? Who shall I delete?"_ :)

@cindeluke1195 10 жыл бұрын

Crap forgot to watch..keep forgetting Leno's gone... ***** I'll check it out on new laptop later.. I always liked him..

@H0rux 10 жыл бұрын

Thanks Martin, this is priceless!

@KnowledgeSeeker78491 4 жыл бұрын

This same bit is on Netflix as brand new right now...cute

@ishyaboijoe4048 10 жыл бұрын

This guy's gonna be huge

@caughtcrjfever2107 7 жыл бұрын

Joe McKeown I see the shade😏😏😏

@MrCooj92 7 жыл бұрын

yyuuuggee

@bedwaaqcawsgurow6401 6 жыл бұрын

Nobody knew how huge he is.

@Ai-ikon 5 жыл бұрын

Hahha

@J2HATMgoo 3 жыл бұрын

@BHAGWAN. R/woosh

@YourPalHDee 8 жыл бұрын

Jerry is a master to be honest, he can take any subject and dissect it to the point where there's literally nothing left to be said.

@rosselliotcreations 7 жыл бұрын

YourPalHDee Well said

@viksaggu9085 5 жыл бұрын

YourPalHDee It’s amazing how he can make PG things funny

@ddd1hhh 2 жыл бұрын

It’s not that hard if you sit around for a week (or more!!??) to create these five minutes…

@nickmordo 8 жыл бұрын

The gay french king part is 100 percent accurate

@Prometiumz 6 жыл бұрын

nickmordo all of his stand ups are 100% accurate lol that's one of the reasons he's an amazing comedian

@ernestomarcos0103 6 жыл бұрын

I disagree, gay French king is redundant.

@JustinCase99999 3 жыл бұрын

@@ernestomarcos0103 If you knew your French History, you would know French kings were very far from being gay.

@arthurhe5398 3 жыл бұрын

fem french king in the second decade

@ShartimusPrime 10 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, he's still got it!

@johnnytest9904 3 жыл бұрын

U still uploading?

@edinajuliaa 7 жыл бұрын

It might be something wrong with me, but I really find this funny. The way he says it all, the irony, the sober truth, his voice, these are priceless! I love his kind of stand-up comedy. By the way, he looks like he (almost) hasn't aged at all.

@shreyshysharma 2 жыл бұрын

there's nothing wrong, he is amazing, and I love his very intelligent sweet comedy.

@Mrbroooo 2 жыл бұрын

This is gold Jerry, Gold!!

@erikhuerta2402 8 жыл бұрын

Fallon fake laughing in the background.

@p5rsona 8 жыл бұрын

I could see him fake laughing from my house.

@bigadz0r 7 жыл бұрын

was that a desk slapping i heard?

@PointlessSillyName 6 жыл бұрын

Entire audience fake laughing in the foreground. His act is what I imagine it would be like if Hollywood bigwigs decided to make a sitcom centred around a dull, unoriginal and unfunny performer and used "Wizard Of Oz" type smoke, mirrors and blindingly obvious PR propaganda in order to make many simple people think he was the funniest comedian ever. Oh, hang on...

@ahpacific 6 жыл бұрын

Erik Huerta LMAO SO TRUE.

@ImTheMan0fSteel 6 жыл бұрын

PointlessSillyName yeah, he’s really not funny.

@vikashiremath3323 5 жыл бұрын

Afterall these years he still makes fun of Newman's job🤣😂

@samratspeaks 7 жыл бұрын

These pretzels are making me thirsty

@JG-eo9go 6 жыл бұрын

I can't stop imagining a bee talking to me xD

@johnbcooper 10 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I still watch him on Seinfeld got every episode at home!!!!!!

@jenniferanderson9695 8 жыл бұрын

I am a mail carrier for USPS and that was hilarious!!

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 жыл бұрын

Finally a non-triggered response. :)

@michellelemon833 10 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!! Oh, the image of the Postmaster general, despairing and declaring the stamps are Just going to have to go up a cent!! LOL!!

@georgesiblesz 10 жыл бұрын

That's a beautiful tie.

@m.a.4949 4 жыл бұрын

Trump ties

@Tripp393 2 жыл бұрын

I am amazed how Seinfeld can totally draw out so much unsaid humor of our modern lifestyles that everyone else overlooks. We really are missing something by not having him on TV anymore.

@oriraykai3610 Жыл бұрын

He needs to train his replacement. Comedians could benefit from having an understudy program.

@wheelzj 10 жыл бұрын

That 'gay french king' line earned a chuckle...

@MCO18 10 жыл бұрын

He looks like Matt Lauer now.

@bohdisativa2941 6 жыл бұрын

Max Power not really but jews look like each other jerry has a few jew doppelgangers.

@DiamondTear 5 жыл бұрын

Uh-oh

@matthewrammig 6 жыл бұрын

Love when he looks over at Fallon at the end like “I just set the place on fire is that okay?”

@chrisdub846 10 жыл бұрын

"juiced up hard rectangle" rofl

@Padrenoe 10 жыл бұрын

He really needs to be on television again! He still kills it!

@roketrider 10 жыл бұрын

15 year olds be like, who's Seinfeld?

@emmaforman 10 жыл бұрын

haha true. I'm 16 and Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows & Jerry one of my fav comedians, don't know many like me though.

@tweetybirdswagg 10 жыл бұрын

Emma Forman oh shut up

@stonicVLOGS 7 жыл бұрын

RoketRider I am 15 and i love seinfeld

@cupcakedog9686 7 жыл бұрын

RoketRider Me too

@Prometiumz 6 жыл бұрын

emma !!! Lol same I've probably seen every episode like 3 times

@PD-Pro-Go 8 жыл бұрын

The postal service description is DEAD ON.

@KnowledgeSeeker78491 4 жыл бұрын

@ The fact that this bit is old and they just put this out just shows how out of touch with the USPS most folks continue to be. We've been delivering packages and being robbed with these pre-paid pensions that it's ridiculous

@OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 жыл бұрын

Lol these replies are certainly triggered, apparently taking themselves too seriously when he was clearly saying stuff like this for humor.

@KnowledgeSeeker78491 4 жыл бұрын

@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 Fuck his geeky, awkward ass. He's always had that punch me in the face type of attitude to me

@markramsey 10 жыл бұрын

I don't think Newman is happy with this set.

@MoltenUprisingMK 2 жыл бұрын

US postal service: I don't know why, but I have the feeling some awesome guy is trash-talking my job.

@nateguuzy8187 4 жыл бұрын

"If you got some money leftover buy yourself some pants and a real car" SEINFELD IS THE GOAT

@Mamrocha3 10 жыл бұрын

And the whole time I'm thinking ``When is he gunna say Newman!``

@gauravbhalerao7420 4 жыл бұрын

Jerry: "Thank you. Thank you. Nice to meet you all. Congratulations on your life" Jimmy: "Hahahahahahahaha. Funniest shit I've ever heard in my life!"

@edwardminneweather6435 10 жыл бұрын

The"gay king george" part was hilarious. I've always enjoyed his comedy. Great job Jerry!!

@pappasays3932 3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people don't find Jerry funny as a stand up. But what I admire about him is how beautifully he crafts his jokes, the wordings, the pacing, the structure. Nobody does it better than him, since Carlin.

@shahrukh817 10 жыл бұрын

"Who pleases me today?" HAHAHAHA!

@steveac77 9 жыл бұрын

Why didn't Jerry wear the puffy shirt?

@craigward6647 4 жыл бұрын

Stephan Römer he don't want to look like a pirate

@collinnc2001 4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@brittanysmoke9420 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@cakewithsomesprinkle 7 жыл бұрын

It's impressive/amazing how his style hasn't changed! It makes me feel like a child again when I use to see his shows, lol

@DigitalAndInnovation 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah- its amazing how much better comedy has gotten and how he still makes very sloppy attempts at observational comedy.

@sadagopanponmani6150 3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting him to say "Newman" .. somewhere during that postman joke 😅

@adriantheloser 10 жыл бұрын

That's why his show was #1.

@IvanCherganski 10 жыл бұрын

He was never a particularly funny part of the show, especially his stand up

@brunobravo3878 10 жыл бұрын

When seinfield first came out, it actually was not that popular. Recently, or less around early/mid 2000 it become popular.

@adriantheloser 10 жыл бұрын

Not at all. Just take your L, and leave. (Bruno)

@axelfoley1406 5 жыл бұрын

Well...Him AND Larry David.

@gksam10 10 жыл бұрын

love the shots of jimmy losing it in the background

@LOGGYLOGG 10 жыл бұрын

Jerry is pretty on point! I don't know many people that can go without there "rectangle!"

@Henny1888 10 жыл бұрын

You betcha. Jerry hasn't lost it. He was great. Forgot how much I missed seeing him regularly.

@kylestubbs8867 4 жыл бұрын

“You have some money left over, buy yourself some pants and a real car.” My parents and I laughed _so hard_ the first time we heard that.

@Dillerbas 9 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the best stand up performed on The Tonight Show the last 15 years. Strong stuff, Jerry!

@alexnegri921 8 жыл бұрын

+Dillerbas Did they send you?

@Dillerbas 7 жыл бұрын

Maybe Scamperface

@11pezz 10 жыл бұрын

Jerry needs to do more stand up! That was great!

@jeffjenkins7729 10 жыл бұрын

"like a gay french king" lmao

@scottdinges3347 7 жыл бұрын

he just got it!? damn the mail is slow 😂😂

@dualityofman1253 4 жыл бұрын

Genius Jerry's jokes always on point and timeless!

@jonteguy 10 жыл бұрын

Cell Phone part was amazing. He's still got it!

@WeekendUpdate7 9 жыл бұрын

I'm really starting to appreciate the genius and talent in Seinfeld. His observational style, his on stage confidence, and his storytelling are beyond amazing.

@ameensadeghi2852 5 жыл бұрын

got me knee slapping on my couch brother that was hilarious

@TheKrimeScene 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine all of the Seinfeld episodes that could have been based around cell phones, online dating, etc.... it needs to come back.

@GraeHall 9 жыл бұрын

Nearly every word serves a purpose. If you've seen this guy write a comedy bit. Even if you haven't. He's not just a comedian, he's a performer. And I don't mean that in a smug way. I mean go watch some other stand up from this channel the come back and compare. Listen to the rhythm and the diction of the words. The choices of consonants, of vowels. The breathing. All while performing like a marionette. It's all so subtle though mostly, but it adds up to something intangible . There's a reason he's one of the kings. He's an artist. I hate him for his talent.

@satiethetutor3337 9 жыл бұрын

Grae Hall Exactly right! Making clever observations is just one part of Seinfeld. I think you might be referring to the New York Times video he did on how to write a joke. He polishes his words, his expressions, the rhyme and rhythm and his voice so much, after coming up with the joke. The finished product is like a brilliant diamond

@YGTSTV 9 жыл бұрын

Grae Hall Brilliantly put. Amazing how bloody good Seinfeld is. Consummate professional who makes it look so easy but this 5min stand up routine probably took hours and hours of rewrites & rehearsals. Superbly written; this should be compulsive viewing for any budding young comedian wanting to get started in stand-up comedy.

@sin42170 8 жыл бұрын

+Grae Hall (“seven”) Also, the facial expression game is strong

@neekkhoue2457 8 жыл бұрын

+Grae “seven” Hall It didn't make me laugh though

@greyphantom100 7 жыл бұрын

it was pretty... boring

@therealdjmiller 10 жыл бұрын

"Juiced up hard rectangle in your pants" hahahahahahahaha!

@RachelBurdetteComer 10 жыл бұрын

I didn't know what to expect but I found myself laughing a lot.....I was pleasantly surprised...I love Jimmy Fallon and the Roots....loved him on SNL and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon....I am glad that he is keeping most of the segments and games that he had on late night.....yay!!!!

@jerryseinfeld6239 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the love and support I really appreciate all the support you guy's are giving cos it keeps me going I really love to get in touch with my fan's and appreciate them for the love so you can reach me via WhatsApp : +16313886053 or via email :jerryseinfeld209@gmail.com

@DrDeath26 10 жыл бұрын

As a former carrier for the post office I can tell you why they are "struggling" so much... of course it would take months to accomplish... since the idiots running that place are so incompetent... Jerry nailed it right on the head when he said that they are using technology from 1630!!! I've always loved Jerry, he's a great comedian, but now he's an even bigger hero in my eyes!!! For those of you who work for the post office, you know exactly what I'm talking about... for those who don't work there, just wait for my book that's coming out. The entire corruption will be exposed and then EVERYONE will know how fucked up the postal service is. You ROCK, Jerry... YOU ROCK!!!

@klastorps 8 жыл бұрын

Newman should have turned up in the end..

@tommyhaynes521 8 жыл бұрын

Hello Neuman %^)*@#$

@aniruddhapal2353 4 жыл бұрын

Hello Jerry.

@thegarginator 10 жыл бұрын

i was waiting so long for him to make the NEWMAN joke about mailmen

@brockhickman111 10 жыл бұрын

Postal Service bit was spot on.

@ozrudeboy2 10 жыл бұрын

hes so talented, and it all makes perfect sense..

@aboo00oode992 10 жыл бұрын

Hello Newman!

@lorralwhaley4640 9 жыл бұрын

Yes! I can relate with everything he said. And that is why Jerry is hilarious. The love he puts into his work, such gifted talent, his well crafted material makes him the brilliant comedian he is.

@jordan.newsom 7 жыл бұрын

LOL! That last line was GOLD!

@robheijdenrijk2366 7 жыл бұрын

He's still got it! Please don't be a stranger mister Seinfeld!

@nyyankee488 10 жыл бұрын

it's an acquired taste of comedy. i think it's hilarious. he puts a lot of thought in the wording and the delivering of his jokes. jerry is a genius.

@rokkumangaming7690 6 жыл бұрын

Well he talks about such important everyday problems, its like dark comedy lol😂😂😂

@HFTLMate 8 жыл бұрын

lmao his thing on postal office was good

@D3C0Y 10 жыл бұрын

Legend. Seinfeld can do no wrong.

@jaydel360 10 жыл бұрын

Jerry's one of the funniest people ever. He seems like he's "clean cut" but he just believes if you have to swear in your act to make it funnier, then you're not a good enough comedian. The man!

@DigitalAndInnovation 2 жыл бұрын

He is a self-absorbed pompous ass. It would be a fallacy to use that as an excuse to say his comedy is bad. But to call him clean cut is just off.

@Chris-dz7fn 7 жыл бұрын

"like a gay French king..." lol!

@RawDog123 3 жыл бұрын

The should make a show with this guy, he is funny

@AlexanderEmmanual 10 жыл бұрын

2:02 Ive NEVER heard Jerry curse in any of his stand up. Hes humor has always been very clean this surprised me a lot.

@josephbailey3968 6 жыл бұрын

Jerry uses "gd" alot in his stand-up. Watch some of his you tube videos.

@harryfromwork 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he started using more god damn and damned I noticed when I saw him almost a decade ago

@Brian_Fantastic 10 жыл бұрын

Someone was booing and hissing when he started talking about the postal service.

@upthedown1 6 жыл бұрын

Everyone has different taste in humor. I love Jerry Seinfeld's work and as an added and very special bonus love that he never uses curse words. Endlessly refreshing.

@ambalavanant 3 жыл бұрын

The last one gave me tickles. Oh man! This guy is a genius

@kd881 4 жыл бұрын

Really like him, never laughed at one of his jokes though

@m.a.4949 4 жыл бұрын

Are u short? They fly over your head I guess

@entertainmentmagicmediazon978 4 жыл бұрын

Wooooosh x10000

@MassiveBeaver 4 жыл бұрын

So true

@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 4 жыл бұрын

@@m.a.4949 the force of elitism is strong with you

@SeptemusHeap 4 жыл бұрын

Good to hear I'm not the only one

@MonkeyKong21 10 жыл бұрын

that was awesome! I can't believe that there's so much criticism in this comment section. professional comedians with Actual Insight into this performance wouldn't have so much criticism

@Centrinario 10 жыл бұрын

It's true that this specific bit wasn't all that funny, but still... people need to keep in mind that he is, in fact, one of the all time comedic giants. He personified intellectual comedy. His observational skills made him an icon in the stand up world. Sure, this video isn't one of his highlights. No where near it. But show some respect.

@chago10957 10 жыл бұрын

Never realized how old Seinfeld is. Time goes by so fast.

@yasoof550 10 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is laughing in darkness loooooooool

@raceredgt5962 4 жыл бұрын

25 year streak of not laughing at this guy.

@Eramaeis 10 жыл бұрын

YEEAAAAHHHH Jerry! XD haha that was awesome.

@WorklLife 6 жыл бұрын

He makes my day when he is serious, but he makes my week when he is joking! That's my guy!

@exceptionalasif 10 жыл бұрын

Jerry Seinfeld ♥♥♥ .... Evergreen!!

@frenchpressss 10 жыл бұрын

Now that's funny stuff! Love it Jerry keep up the good work!

@MCRhazees 9 жыл бұрын

He's still GOLDEN...man spews comedy GOLD like it aint a thang

@CrAzzyWak 10 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off!

@fun2badult 9 жыл бұрын

That was pretty good

@yung_broccolini 10 жыл бұрын

classic Seinfeld!

@dragutintodosijevic4195 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is so funny i almost had a stroke

@IncredibleInside 7 жыл бұрын

the last line was just

@Earthtime3978 10 жыл бұрын

The biggest comedy game changers still has gas in his tank. I like seeing that.

@MiggsMultiple 10 жыл бұрын

I have a hair on my tongue....

@MiggsMultiple 10 жыл бұрын

Mohammed Jaffer I have Kiboshed before... and I will Kibosh again...

@lindadani3452 10 жыл бұрын

He's right - I have no idea how much a stamp costs LOL. And I do that scrolling thing thru my contact list several times a day! Love him

@DiamondTear 5 жыл бұрын

Come to Finland, get your paper mail electronically since 2002.

@benortiz7744 9 жыл бұрын

2:03 Did Jerry Seinfeld actually curse OMG?

@calisongbird 9 жыл бұрын

lol I read your comment at the precise moment it happened

@keepplayingnice 9 жыл бұрын

Overcompensating now for his early years I guess

@BrionySkerjance 10 жыл бұрын

I love this guy!

@JustAnswers359 10 жыл бұрын

I Love You!

@usoppunsama8459 10 жыл бұрын

why? hes not funny at all

@alamerri1 10 жыл бұрын

ABONESR SMOOTH

@lesternapoleongreen7543 10 жыл бұрын

He's one of the most clever and innovative comedians of all time. There's really no disputing that. And Seinfeld was the funniest, greatest and most well written tv show of all time. I can't even watch other sitcoms because all I think is "I'd rather be watching Seinfeld"

@usoppunsama8459 10 жыл бұрын

gregg mikulla i hope you are being sarcastic i think malcolm in the middle was better written and more funny, i hate shows it canned laughs, where they are like "here! laugh here! did you laugh here?" the plot of seinfeld, which im currently watching right now is SO simple, the characters are so unrealistic and if they were realistic, i would think that they are some sociopaths, kramer is hilarious sometimes, but the rest are really annoying, especially jerry, then george and then elaine i dont know if you are american or not, or it has something to do with your sense of humor, but im watching season 4 of seinfeld and the show so far only made me laugh five or six times at best i cant recall of a show that was really funny to me, not even malcolm in the middle, because my sense of humor is tickled mostly by specific absurdisms and dark humor or black comedy for me seinfeld and most of american comedy is so primitive, when i lived on cape cod for a summer and i flipped all the other bulgarians, so for five months i was only with americans, and when we hung out, i would say something thats barely funny to me and they would laugh their asses off if you find seinfeld to be funny for you, then good for you, this means that if simple things like seinfeld can make you laugh your ass off for five hours straight, you are one happy person

@sarahsmith8943 10 жыл бұрын

ok so i was at his act a few weeks ago and he did this bit and i just want to let you all know it seems poor here, but the way he performed it ran a lot smoother and longer time-wise. he had as many hours as he wanted and performed it brilliantly