If we are all God's children then what's so special about Jesus? - Jimmy Carr.
@InfinityChris6 ай бұрын
If God had created many things from nothing, then how isn’t God special? And before you say he didn’t, you’re the one quoting someone who said that we are all God’s children. I don’t believe in God.
@seanpatterson86005 ай бұрын
@@InfinityChrisThe words of someone that lives in an insane asylum.
@hironguyen17084 ай бұрын
@@InfinityChrisJesus is different from God.
@jaysparrow66314 ай бұрын
As a parent I can confidently say that we have our favourites not me though! 😇
@MeppyMan4 ай бұрын
@@hironguyen1708the bible says they are also the same.
@robertheinrichvonseyfenste2678 ай бұрын
he is right in so many ways... a fellow Atheist...
@slimtimm14 ай бұрын
Saw him at the casino in CT a few years back with my Catholic brother in law. He barely laughed... lol
@dzenoAnic4 ай бұрын
Thats hilarious🤣 thank you for sharing that story
@bradpatterson19494 ай бұрын
Thank the universe for science and atheism...
@Pvaultingfenderbass4 ай бұрын
As an American atheist, his stats about Britain and Australia really make me want to move there
@Countryboy0714 ай бұрын
I'm a UK athiest and unfortunately you guys have my sympathy. Both New Zealand and Australia have got rid of both of their ball aches, Ken Ham and Ray Comfort. I think they both should spend a long holiday in North Korea. Maybe they could set sail on Hams luxury Ark munching on Comforts banana 😂
@MrMattSax4 ай бұрын
Yep, we’re inching ever closer to a theocratic hellscape here
@normbale27574 ай бұрын
Canada is close and of today we still speak English (the correct, unaccented version.)
@PMAFL4 ай бұрын
Particularly if Trump the devil wins the next election. Australia awaits you !
@jaysparrow66314 ай бұрын
@@Countryboy071I heard some time ago that those Australians exiled Rolf Harris to the UK at some point…
@adam88224 ай бұрын
little bit of trivia I'm a 59 year old Aussie and as far as i remember no ones ever said god bless you or anything like that to me, i wouldn't even know how to respond.
@MaryLou9133 ай бұрын
“Thank you.”
@michaelfinn78712 жыл бұрын
Greatest comedian alive
@dzenoAnic2 жыл бұрын
yess :) bravest :D
@x-man94732 жыл бұрын
Nah. Bill Burr is definitely the best comedian alive
@stefdanut1232 жыл бұрын
@@x-man9473 george carlin, helloooooooooooooooo
@x-man94732 жыл бұрын
@@stefdanut123 Carlin is both not alive (which the original person said) and definitely not the greatest comedian. Carlin can only appeal to one side of the political spectrum.
@daftypunker46392 жыл бұрын
@@x-man9473 carlin thought the political spectrum was idiotic lol and clearly so are you lmao
@scottsmith22354 ай бұрын
He’s saying what most of us are thinking. 😊
@kyle5709 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting!! Jim is so fucking brilliant!!!!! On point all the time!!
@dzenoAnic Жыл бұрын
Yess! Thanks for watching:)
@ryanwilson_canada23 күн бұрын
I'm a canadian atheist. Yet I live across the road from my old church, that my mother attends, sings in the choir, and plays the flute. They asked me if i would be willing to unlock and lock the doors for special events, when the administrator, and property manager aren't available for whatever reason. I litteraly live across the road. Sure. Why not? The people are great, even if we disagree in beliefs. So i now have keys, and an alarm code for that building. Also, i haven't spontaneously caught fire yet by walking into the building. Lol
@lucylane73974 ай бұрын
Definitely less than that in the uk now
@GVRNL805 ай бұрын
Epic!
@hlysnan64182 жыл бұрын
I was sort of impressed that Mount Ararat gets name-checked in Genesis...that's a fair distance from the stomping grounds of the ancient Hebrews. No kangaroos thereabouts, as far as I'm aware.
@yosefzee76052 жыл бұрын
Because it was written with prophecy!
@terraconensis23177 ай бұрын
Catholicism is not Christianity. It is a pagan Roman Babylonian religion with biblical names. It is the Whore of Babylon of Revelation 17. They replaced the authority of the Bible with the authority of the Pope{Antichrist). It is Idolatry, Sorcery, Pick pocket Purgatory, Mary Worship, Pope Worship, Saint Worship etc.
@jackthebassman14 ай бұрын
@@yosefzee7605 errr imagination 😂
@user-le7et3eh1s4 ай бұрын
This guy is Awesome 😅
@dzenoAnic4 ай бұрын
King! 🥂
@daviddurango956213 күн бұрын
For those of you who enjoy this, you might want to check out Billy Carson.
@daveatkin7557 Жыл бұрын
He's definitely been listening to George Carlin
@Mcgovern1244 ай бұрын
Who hasn’t?
@H1DD3NR34P3R4 ай бұрын
George Carlin can actually make fun of religion and be funny about it.
@emptybucket19886 ай бұрын
Earth is one Billion's of years old America is 250 years old that is when GOD decided to choose a team 🤣🤣🤣
@pssnyderАй бұрын
What do you call a guy who tells a Jim Jefferies joke on a first date? Single
@SMHman66628 күн бұрын
@pssnyder. That's a lucky guy!
@Axolotl_Mischief16 күн бұрын
In high school I got my buddy into comics and his crazy religious parents hated me for it. I told him 'at least I know that Spider-Man is fictional'.
@skylermccloud6230 Жыл бұрын
Idk how many fuvking times ive wanted to say this but ciuldnt thank you!
@user-eb4fc5wg2i20 күн бұрын
This guy is funny as fucking fuck
@sophisticat76735 ай бұрын
if you think god loves you unconditionally read matthew 10:34 >(
@MeppyMan4 ай бұрын
@@sabertoothedorangutanand that’s not even the craziest part of the bible.
@MeppyMan4 ай бұрын
@@sabertoothedorangutan I’m Just glad I live in Australia where religion is not such a big deal and not a big part of life or politics.
@southaustralianbaddrivers57774 ай бұрын
I love this man.
@tjbrody11 күн бұрын
Told my catholic brother I didn’t need a book to tell me to be a good person and it short circuited his brain. He didn’t know how to respond
@dzenoAnic11 күн бұрын
Haha of course😁 good job!
@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 Жыл бұрын
9:10 ripping on the karens before it was a thing.
@chrisruddy25185 ай бұрын
The Few, The Proud, the fuckin hilarious! Chapelle,Burr, Louie CK & Jim Jeffries… the funniest MOFO’s on this planet…! Love you James…😂👍🏻✌🏻🤟🏻
@user-ou3dm6th3x4 ай бұрын
“Tell ‘em it’s round” Almost pee’d myself.
@general_ahabАй бұрын
there is a counter in salzburg airport austria, for people who actually wanted to land in australia....
@RobertElliott-cz4lg4 ай бұрын
if there is a heaven 2 groups of people are in for a shock, Christians who don't get in and atheists who get in.
@brettjohnston47004 ай бұрын
"What if there is a heaven, but you only get to go if you're an atheist " Hilarious line from QI
@kimmorgan63634 ай бұрын
Does anyone else see a wise Side Vicious while watching Jim Jefferies?!
@andrewl5583 Жыл бұрын
9:10 Is this the genesis of the term “Karen?”
@MaryLou9133 ай бұрын
No that was originated with Black people on social media. Melissa was used, Heidi, Jessica and it was ‘Karen’ that stuck.
@1862x29 күн бұрын
💯%
@stephenspencer46723 ай бұрын
Humans wrote the bible not God.
@LifeInMontana4 ай бұрын
The hell you say!🔥💯
@michaelharrison36024 ай бұрын
People believe in Jesus because th Bible says it's true So do hobbbits exist because it says so in a book
@azumio4 ай бұрын
Check out Bill Maher, Religioulous.
@swisstopia2 ай бұрын
George Carlin on religion is also brilliant.
@azumio2 ай бұрын
as well as Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hithchens.@@swisstopia
@corbinangelo33594 ай бұрын
I think 400 or 600 years before the bible, the Greeks already established that the world is a sphere.
@brettjohnston47004 ай бұрын
Even Babylonians knew it. It's a fairly easy experiment that flat earther could do, they won't but they could
@David_Sikalo2 жыл бұрын
Dobar video Dženane
@dzenoAnic Жыл бұрын
hvala :) nazdravlje🍻
@jwh475ezc11 ай бұрын
Actually I don't think 85% of Americans believe in God but that's ok, he was on a roll.
@nefaristo7 ай бұрын
Usa 64% from a 2020 poll. And I don't believe them.
@jamesinhenley4 ай бұрын
Think that was the obesity numbers
@MeppyMan4 ай бұрын
He was exaggerating. Most Russians are religious too.
@davidbrown397116 күн бұрын
There sure a lot of you that claim to be though.
@ksjdhdk3 ай бұрын
God might be something for you if you are desperate enough
@emptybucket19884 ай бұрын
Ah Yes the church a place you go to once a week to compare clothing
@normbale27574 ай бұрын
The 1st three gospels do not have Jesus saying he is God. The author of John changed the story.
@justjusticeful4 ай бұрын
You try explaining any of that to them and they will not understand
@thetruther9545 ай бұрын
It depends on which Continent they built the Ark on. Because if the Ark wasn't built in Australia, how would the Kangaroos get to it? Unless they built the Ark. Put it water before the rains killed everything, then floated around like as a bus from Continent to Continent, picking up passengers.
@khiobi16875 ай бұрын
I mean they wouldnt neccesarily had to have been in Austrailia pre flood. If there were hypothetically floods that killed everything all the ecosystems would have been pretty much erased and all everything post flood would be entirely different
@thetruther9545 ай бұрын
@@khiobi1687 yeah but are you Ark joking the way that I am, we’re talking kangaroos. Kangaroos on a giant island, inaccessible to humans. And still on that island to this very day. Someone, somewhere saved them from the wrath of God. Don’t you get the joke?
@khiobi16875 ай бұрын
@@thetruther954 No, I don’t really believe in all that stuff so any religious humor is gonna go over my head
@thetruther9545 ай бұрын
@@khiobi1687 And they call me diplomatic. Noncommittal is what I'd say, if you could take it. I still can't identify you as ally. “bruh what”
@khiobi16875 ай бұрын
@@thetruther954 bruh what
@mr.d.81214 ай бұрын
The bible actually says there were five of each animal on the ark.
@steverichardson80804 ай бұрын
Actually it says Noah was instructed to take 7 pairs of each "clean" animal, and one pair of each "unclean" animal, Gen 7:2. Not my claim, I'm a solid atheist, but I'm ocd about details.
@mr.d.81214 ай бұрын
@@steverichardson8080 cheers for this. I am an agnostic atheist antitheist. I know it is fictional BS but you are right. Nothing wrong about being OCD about facts. If the religious were ,well, there would be no religion.
@thedolphin54284 ай бұрын
1:35 Just not true about Russia. Masses of Orthodox Christians and plenty of Muslims in the central and eastern territories.
@huskar23 ай бұрын
yea, its the narrative that was going around about russia at the time
@perpardorf104024 күн бұрын
❤😅❤
@johnyang14204 ай бұрын
Pascals wager….
@freydenker63354 ай бұрын
god should also have given some remedies against the worst three, four illnesses.. like black death, lepra etc. and: that it is round;) And why didnt he appear to the chinese or indians...
@stephen1462Ай бұрын
My sister and her husband are bible worshippers and believe that anyone who doesn’t accept jesus as their lord and savior will burn in hell for eternity. You know, the typical insane stuff christians believe. Anyways, I asked them once what happens to people in countries where they were taught a non-christian religion? They told me that god would take into consideration the information that was available to them. I asked if that idea was in the bible and their response was to change the subject. They never lose a debate in their minds.
@stickyrubbАй бұрын
That is so sad... how tiring it must be for religious people to constantly have to twist and bend the content of the Bible just to make it sound reasonable. It never works on rational people.
@dzenoAnicАй бұрын
🤣🤣”god would take into consideration the information that was available to them “ thanks for sharing I had a good laugh 👌💪
@bryan7938Ай бұрын
I believe in God and I find jokes re religion funny.
@stickyrubbАй бұрын
That is respectable. But don't you see the lunacy in the whole religion thing? I'm assuming you've been brought up in it and were intellectually incapable of defending yourself when it was stamped into your young brain, but now that you're old enough to rationally think for yourself, do you see how ridiculous and unsubstantiated the stories in the Bible are?
@dzenoAnicАй бұрын
I don’t believe in god and find religion as a joke and funny.
@JCJMC2111 ай бұрын
Jim’s older religious stuff was much better
@EarthtonesCymbals27 күн бұрын
I have no need for faith or religion but for those who do and are kind, compassionate and truly live the best life they can, there is no need to ridicule or insult them. This guy turned me off from his act in less than one minute. That's just me though.
@dzenoAnic24 күн бұрын
I see your point but you are 100% wrong. Religious people are delusional. Imagine yourself believing in Superman comics books.
@jordanmcquay90774 ай бұрын
I got sucked into a youtube rabbit hole and somehow ended up on videos about Mel Gibsons "The Passion of the Christ". The comment section is some of the scariest shit I've seen
@testtalon3 ай бұрын
Atheist since I was a teen. I'm sure when I was a teen I would find this funny. I grew up
@nickrobinson70963 ай бұрын
do you hear that crowd? Loose that superiority complex
@jimmartin74374 ай бұрын
Your not to far off from meeting him and finding out for yourself. In the mean time it’s not to late for you to change.
@ianw0ng4 ай бұрын
naah...if god is real and he created trump then he is a troll. if god is real and let genocides happen and babies murdered then he is a sadist and absentee landlord. lead your life to appease that? worship that? f that.
@leadwithgreeneconomy4 ай бұрын
😂nobody cares about the thoughts in your ape brain
@dzenoAnic4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤦♂️
@xpndblhero51704 ай бұрын
I couldn't agree more w/ God being a fkn psychopath, especially the way the Bible explains him.... 😂
@philliphowson193728 күн бұрын
No jesus here 1️⃣👹🌅🇦🇺🤣👍
@imajinl.6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@WillConley4 ай бұрын
Boring.
@damianedwards88274 ай бұрын
UH OH. The Problem Atheists have is, They Unnecessarily Overcomplicate it God is simply the Existence of Love. Everybody Believes Love exists Simple. But infinite in Power and Expression. To ignore the Reality of that Is not only Unfortunate It’s Shameful
@leadwithgreeneconomy4 ай бұрын
Those are just thought in your ape brain.
@stickyrubbАй бұрын
If you claim there is a magical being that created the universe, and you are in contact with that being, you better have *_real good_* evidence for it. You don't have that, you have been told he exists so many times that your brain accepted that idea and you've made an image of him that you talk to. It is called indoctrination and it is a thorn in society's foot.
@unclerhombus4 ай бұрын
He’s so angry.
@brettjohnston47004 ай бұрын
You think he's angry? He's having a great time
@dominicantruckers3345 Жыл бұрын
He forgot the Muslims 😂
@k0lpA Жыл бұрын
2:06 no he didn't
@dominicantruckers3345 Жыл бұрын
@@k0lpA my bad, you’re right
@elizabethtaylor3534 ай бұрын
Shame on him. Religion should be off limits. He doesn't know if God exists. I will pray for his heart.
@dzenoAnic4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣i feel sorry for you
@AndyDaviesUKАй бұрын
Religion is made up by man.
@nickman79824 ай бұрын
Sad to know people like him are so hateful
@leadwithgreeneconomy4 ай бұрын
Aww get your feelings hurt?
@nickman79824 ай бұрын
na I just think people should respect others believes instead then mocking them and calling it "comedy" @@leadwithgreeneconomy
@joshoshea31944 ай бұрын
A lot of comedians love to let people know that they're atheists. Look at Ricky Gervais, as much as I love him the bloke can't go more than 5 minutes without telling some talk show host that he doesn't believe in organised religion. What's he after a biscuit?
@joshoshea31944 ай бұрын
@@Fitingbros101 what do you mean "we"? What makes you think I'm not atheist?
@sascharouillon97854 ай бұрын
@@joshoshea3194Your judgy whinging for one! …very like a religious type😂
@H1DD3NR34P3R4 ай бұрын
Not really I'm aussie and this is very hypocritical for Jim since most of his comedy friends are Jewish and Norm Macdonald is Christian. He's definitely not even close to australia's best comedian. I'm not christian btw, it's just funny how pious athiests are now as well. Just as pious and crazy as the fundamentalists.@@sascharouillon9785
@feonor264 ай бұрын
@@joshoshea3194Maybe because people get sick and tired of religious people banging their drum about god all day every day while they try to push their beliefs into classrooms and into government legislation? Just a thought
@jamesrhoten32752 жыл бұрын
Always ironic. The atheists always seem to be more Interested if God than Christians. They sure talk about hi. An awful lot.
@mistahcrz32362 жыл бұрын
....and Christian sure talk about Satan alot
@damiantirado96162 жыл бұрын
Not true tho. Atheists only talk about god when they’re making fun of how stupid the concept is.
@kevenbrito16352 жыл бұрын
Someone have to tell you guys.
@michealedwards78492 жыл бұрын
Its hard to except that our fellow humans believe in such ridiculous false claims i guess .
@24magiccarrot2 жыл бұрын
It's not at all ironic, it's consistent the people who have been indoctrinated into religion but have a history of challenging their beliefs are likely to become atheists once they realize there is no evidence for God, and they will then continue to challenge their belief that there is no god because challenging their belief is consistent with their character because they care about what is true. But also once you come to the realization that there is no evidence for a god it becomes scary when you realize there are fuckwitz out there that you share the planet with that are making decisions that affect the rest of us based on a belief for which they have no basis. People are killing people, dictating rights, ignoring science abusing people all in the name of an invisible sky daddy for which they have no evidence and maybe just maybe some of us would prefer that the people we share the planet with use evidence and critical thinking skills before making a decision and not make a decision based on their preferred interpretation of their preferred fairy tale.
@shaggy754 ай бұрын
Teach this to the Islamic radicals....u will be in heaven
@PhilipBurton-dn3ce4 ай бұрын
Id rather talk to someone who believes in god than a "progressive Liberal".........now they are fully twisted
@richardh80824 ай бұрын
@PhilipBurton-dn3ce I'd like religious people better if they'd stop fiddling with kids
@PhilipBurton-dn3ce4 ай бұрын
@@richardh8082 P.S.........all the sex workers are fully booked in Switzerland...why?.... because all the globalist lefty Marxists are in Davos with the WEF
@user-og1ux8nr3i4 ай бұрын
One of trumps uneducated.
@leadwithgreeneconomy4 ай бұрын
Nobody made you watch this video. You’re totally free to stfu and go about your life now
@leadwithgreeneconomy4 ай бұрын
Amazing how many fucking xtians and people afraid of woke are here in the comments section of something nobody made them watch. Lol. Can never ever mind your own fkn business
@kennethbell-hn9zv Жыл бұрын
Everybody has to believe in a higher power otherwise man answers to nobody.
@braindeadbrick553 Жыл бұрын
Man answers to other man we are the judges not invisible man in the sky that has all the answers. It's really simple
@kennethbell-hn9zv Жыл бұрын
@@braindeadbrick553 it's only a belief not a proven fact, as in life you allow people to believe whatever makes them happy.
@dzenoAnic10 ай бұрын
A brave and a bright man answers to no one
@kennethbell-hn9zv10 ай бұрын
@@dzenoAnic who determines the intelligence of that valour?
@dzenoAnic10 ай бұрын
@@kennethbell-hn9zv judgmental ability! if a person believe that mankind started with religion and god that person’s brain is worthless.
@jshep5380 Жыл бұрын
It's sad he's a woke liberal. I have heard him tell jokes that made me die laughing but I didn't find one moment of this video to be funny. Not because he made jokes about Christianity I've heard jokes made about Christianity that I thought were funny but everything he said I just found to be very distasteful. There's a difference between jokes and being insulting to entire group of people just because you don't agree with the things they believe. I forgive you Jim.
@k0lpA Жыл бұрын
just face it dude, santa is not real. There's no other way to say it.. you guys believe fairy tales are real.. you have to stop and face reality
@BiWesCrew Жыл бұрын
It ain't distasteful it is telling as it is in funny ways. I have watched this plenty of times and he still makes me laugh.
@dzenoAnic9 ай бұрын
:)couldn't have said it better!
@nefaristo7 ай бұрын
If he's woke or even leftist you couldn't tell it from this video, it's just antitheistic jokes.
@johnwarner45137 ай бұрын
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he's a comedian, did you miss that bit
@gamerboy8827 Жыл бұрын
Father forgive him for he do not know what he saying I pray for you 😭 John 3:16 for God so loved the world He gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life AMEN ✝️WE LOVE YOU
@dzenoAnic10 ай бұрын
Hahah🤦♂️🤦♂️I feel sorry for you
@johnwarner45137 ай бұрын
@@dzenoAnic get in the queue🤣
@digitalliquid39355 ай бұрын
Hahahah
@ptgannon14 ай бұрын
Christians always quote John 3:16, but I'm not sure they read it. They tell us we're going to eternal conscious torment, but 3:16 says we "perish." Look up that word. It means to DIE. The options are (1) believe a fanciful story and live for eternity bowing and scraping, praising and worshiping some petty, jealous god who needs this for some reason, or option (2) simply being DEAD. Easy choice for me.
@petyrkowalski98874 ай бұрын
Bore off
@abettermousetrap4 ай бұрын
Sad that it takes a comedian has to make a fucking joke about something as serious and true as gods existence. Only only weak minded people seek comfort of something all-knowing and all-loving so they can sleep at night.