Jim Norton - Shut Your Mouth And Lawyer Up

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Jim Norton - Shut Your Mouth And Lawyer Up

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8 жыл бұрын

#JimNorton on the John Travolta-Massage controversy, what you should do if you get caught in a scandal, and how much he hates kids.
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@awkwardoddysee4438 3 жыл бұрын

I love how happy Norton gets when the crowd gets uncomfortable

@platinumpatience5307 4 жыл бұрын

Jim: "Do you ever have one of those misunderstandings with kids?" Uncle Paul: "Sureeeee."

@codeblue8922 3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh Uncle Paaaaul!

@godlesspeacesign8852 Жыл бұрын

@@codeblue8922 A BUNCHA LIES

@hurrifanc.3434 4 жыл бұрын

"You got quickly turn your Penn state hat around " 🤣😂🤣😂

@CureOptimismForHumanity 2 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton's eyes are never as bright and truly happy as when he disgusts an audience.

@jeffk464 7 ай бұрын

It's pretty bad

@whoopshey826 7 жыл бұрын

the koolaid got me holy fuck lol

@officialnoyakuk 3 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton makes every day better... By sharing how fuxked up his day was.

@user-hk7hz9cn7v 5 жыл бұрын

That throat clearing bit was fucking great haha

@slitherygreggsrectalphotog2097 3 жыл бұрын

6:18 best groan ever

@Calilou52 5 жыл бұрын

People hate on jimmy, but he made patrice laugh more than anyone at events and such. If you have patrice cracking up, youre funny.

@mattybdrawing3144 4 жыл бұрын

Hank Hill I tell you what yep

@happybirthday146 4 жыл бұрын

People hate on Jimmy? I'm not being sarcastic, I'm genuinely inquiring.

@chrisvaldez952 3 жыл бұрын

I heard Patrice laugh at a lot of unfunny shit. Don’t put the guy on a pedestal just because he’s dead

@madz79 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisvaldez952 so wat makes u think u know funny? Its all opinions ... sadly yours matters the least

@chrisvaldez952 3 жыл бұрын

@@madz79 so..you’re the arbiter of funny then..😄👎🏻

@dizzlywizzle9732 7 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is at his best when he ad libs. Funny either way but the shit he comes up with on the spot has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

@josholson6521 5 жыл бұрын

Dizzly Wizzle fawwk ya

@chavax7724 3 жыл бұрын

Lil jimmy norton, Ant, bobby"duuuuude" kelly, and rich"mush mouth" vos would be an absolute dream of a podcast. They are all so great at coming up with shit on the spot.

@keithc9461 Жыл бұрын

On Radio

@theempireofjudah9315 3 жыл бұрын

Deshaun Watson need to hear the the massage bit. He is not alone.

@briansullivan5792 8 жыл бұрын

How do people not find this guy funny? Did he do something like outside of comedy to have people pissed at him? That set was hilarious

@nvm7438 5 жыл бұрын

brian sullivan lmaoo he was on opie and Anthony there fans are toxic.... all the people hating on him just think he’s funnier on the radio probably

@sdry 5 жыл бұрын

@@nvm7438 haters got some childhood memories coming back

@ChristopherGray00 4 жыл бұрын

@Clayton Rogers Perverted comedy does not equal a perverted person.

@Youtuber-lv6eh 3 жыл бұрын

@@nvm7438 except those people made his career, went far to support him on his shows etc

@sguraya7223 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChristopherGray00 Yes, but he is in fact a perverted person lol

@InHumanoXY 2 жыл бұрын

I liked his offensiveness . Reminds me of Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr and Anthony Jeselnik. Or even SNL's masterpiece Louis C.K.'s monologue which he managed to pull off about pdphllia.

@MrRedx83 Жыл бұрын

"Points at his genitals" 😂

@thevenin2 4 ай бұрын

This is just HILARIOUS!

@FasherProductions 8 жыл бұрын

this guy is fucking insane, i love it!!!

@Jtex_123 Жыл бұрын

I love jim he’s the king of dark humor

@gunkanjima3408 5 ай бұрын

This was an unbelievable set

@Rdmz805 Жыл бұрын

He’s made me cry from laughing on O&A but his stand up just doesn’t match up for some reason

@Bambino_60 3 жыл бұрын

Dude is a legend

@happybirthday146 4 жыл бұрын

:) Who woulda thought ol' Yimmy would still be standing in the p.c. cancel culture era? Bless Jim Norton, he cracks my s#&* up.

@Brett_S_420 Жыл бұрын

It isn't "cancel culture". It's called consequences.

@JW-un8ui 11 ай бұрын

@@Brett_S_420Yes, highly selective consequences… dipshit.

@fattony9818 8 жыл бұрын

He's just as funny in his stand up as he is on the Opie and Anthony showXD

@BrianScalabrineMVP 7 жыл бұрын

He's the funniest person to ever be on radio, how the fuck does this shit happen

@mrbigolnuts3041 4 жыл бұрын

Red Kool-aid

@graceb7284 4 жыл бұрын

I think hes hilarious but I think he went a bit to far w that

@philippweisang 3 жыл бұрын

@@graceb7284 That's it, I'm searching your harddrive

@timothyharned472 2 жыл бұрын

Jim is telling the truth 100% cuz I feel like I get ripped off if I don't get a happy ending too

@shross99 2 жыл бұрын

I love you Jim!!

@kdot8340 2 жыл бұрын

Weak ass crowds for these just laugh shows.. they have no idea the genius of Jim Norton.. he is hilarious and they all just cringe laugh.. you can hear it! Love Jim!

@ambassador8524 3 жыл бұрын

I use to not like this jellyfish, but he is growing on me like a pile.

@CinesterCharlie 7 жыл бұрын

Every crowd I've seen on Just For Laughs is terrible. Canadians have this bad reputation for being overly apologetic and not having a sense of humor.

@infiltr80r 7 жыл бұрын

Bullshit, they just don't overreact like Americans.

@frankderoma9567 6 жыл бұрын

Charlie Tries im canadian and i think your funny....

@jonhill3328 6 жыл бұрын

Nah, they just don’t like toilet humour, like Americans do

@C-Stanz 6 жыл бұрын

Half the audience @ JFL is tourists, including industry people from the states & other foreigners

@ameerahtoyfunreview9674 5 жыл бұрын

They don't need to announce they enjoyment so loudly

@johnbeargrease6784 2 жыл бұрын

Jove u Jimmy.

@californialove5973 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy! 😂😂😂 👏👏👏

@anneominous7172 6 ай бұрын

Oh Jimmy...

@kuddlykoala896 6 жыл бұрын

Too funny

@nicholaswhyte9442 6 жыл бұрын

is it just me or does Jim remind you of Andrei Chikatilo (serial killer)?

@user-xo9id2fz6t 11 ай бұрын

I would die partying with this mf.

@MDMAx 8 жыл бұрын

I lold at the end :D

@kalidescopekids 2 жыл бұрын

Way too savage for Shane and Ksren

@toniabowie5487 5 жыл бұрын

Ridiculous. 😍😍😍😍

@No1ANTAGON1ST 2 жыл бұрын

Big shirt jim

@LimitedEdition0423 6 жыл бұрын

this man is a genius

@ptee9507 6 жыл бұрын

Muhammad Johnson Lol. How so?

@ProfessorCDO 5 жыл бұрын

He’s one of the if not most quick witted comics ever. Incredibly brutal on the spot than what most comics can write in a week. That’s immense talent

@sarahanonymous3770 5 жыл бұрын

I'm not a pedophile, I'm a ginger

@martind586 8 жыл бұрын

Its gets good at 9:03

@Dylans3Tears 8 жыл бұрын

You been drinking some red cool aid from the drain

@shyamvk 7 жыл бұрын

lol, i actually scrolled

@RitchieRosson 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO! I actually checked.

@theseproblemsmatter1 6 жыл бұрын

martind586 lol you got me dammit

@bamawebdev8640 5 жыл бұрын

Got 'em

@sca8217 3 жыл бұрын

Very surreptitiously, Uncle Paul, Edgar mellencamp and Josh goodnaturedly have been mentioned in this clip.

@poppaboppa6000 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq : The Worm Has Turned

@MrFrankthatank77 5 жыл бұрын

Play at 0.75 speed sounds like Triple H uhhhhhh

@doomane 3 жыл бұрын

Montreal crowd suxxs

@lucguenette7534 2 жыл бұрын

felling very sad right now we lost Mitch hedberg, and being presented with this sad little runty man.

@bradlafferty6076 5 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff

@iSquishMoths 8 жыл бұрын

I thing lil Jimmy on radio. I mean really have howled laughing. As far as his stand up, I can't tell what it is that doesn't work, delivery, material, all of the above? I can't put my finger on it, but he's almost full on bombing here.

@mistermatt157 7 жыл бұрын

It's like jazz music: Some comics are at their best in collaborative improvisation, working off each other, organically setting each other up & being motived to top one another *in the moment*. Any conversation with Norton in it is fun as fuck, because his personality is so great. And hearing him really laugh his ass off is as fun as hearing him come up with a great line on the spot. His stand up is just him alone telling us jokes in sequence. It's not awful, but all the most attractive and unique parts of his personality are missing. He's like a competent musician who can play a song, but really fucking blows you away when he's jamming with other great musicians. tl;dr I agree with you

@TheSeveredTongues 5 жыл бұрын

Matt that is a perfect analogy and explanation. I completely agree

@ChannelGilly 5 жыл бұрын

Don't ever pretend to have a sense of humour , Dick , because if you don't find this shit funny , You're dead above the Neck .

@Sam-um9nu 5 жыл бұрын

@@ChannelGilly sorry ian

@NeoclassicalRadagast 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChannelGilly true story

@karsaorlong666 6 жыл бұрын

I'm seeing him tonight. I'm sure he got better

@briananderson2452 5 жыл бұрын

I'd have coffee with guy EVERY moring

@mkane212 8 жыл бұрын

He's so skinny today

@krayzeejojo 6 жыл бұрын

Well see, here’s the thing about AIDS...

@TheMetallicaMonster 7 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know why his stuff was yanked off of Netflix? Even the Netflix original. WTF . . .

@unknownkingdom 3 жыл бұрын

4 years later the reason is probbaly much more clear

@sindelislove821c5 4 жыл бұрын

I gave every single comment a dislike without even reading them my reign of terror knows no bounds

@coltontaff3640 4 жыл бұрын

YOU MONSTER

@NimW 5 жыл бұрын

Starts off by telling a Seinfeld joke

@davidp5606 6 жыл бұрын

Pre-Aids....

@johnchestnutt6892 6 ай бұрын

I'm not going to hate on Jimmy but I honestly didn't even smile at this video much less laugh.

@ryanjensen5897 6 жыл бұрын

Kind of sounds more like preaching.

@cyanidesan 8 жыл бұрын

Some bits were funny but overall it was just okay.. It was more about creating shock value instead of good comedy

@MarkMonette 8 жыл бұрын

You don't understand Comedy.

@sczzlbtt 8 жыл бұрын

+M ark M onette it's not his fault, his name is bob thompson. that sounds like the name of everybody you would meet at an alcoholics anonymous meeting

@MarkMonette 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Jones lol. that'd be bill Wilson. but either way, Norton fucking rules.

@cyanidesan 8 жыл бұрын

stfu i"ve been 3 yrs sober now

@andrewfleming676 5 жыл бұрын

@@cyanidesan Hey just checking in. Have you turned to the bottle again?

@Scorpionbite8 8 жыл бұрын

Massage Therapists get such a bad rap.

@Tyler-hf4uc 2 жыл бұрын

I hate when comedians do a "bit together" but unfortunately Jim is only funny when he was corrected by someone that is Catholic (explains the molesting coach joke) and a Hispanic.

@younggun3948 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy was hilarious on opie and Anthony.. his jim and sam show sucks just as bad as his stand up. His best work is when he bounces his jokes off someone else

@zenunderground 5 жыл бұрын

what the fuck was that pharmaceutical ad before this video? Gross.

@ramonalejandro3344 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s funniest radio moments are because of his quick wit and brutal insults. He just isn’t a smart man with good observations hence his bad routine

@stoicite7 8 жыл бұрын

Comedy aside, Jim Norton is the most despicable person in entertainment I can think of.

@MarkMonette 8 жыл бұрын

He is a real piece of shit isn't he?

@jasoncullity1363 8 жыл бұрын

Jimmy fuckin rules u liberal C. That's why his special is called Dispicable. RUN ALONG AND GO TO YOUR SAFE SPACE NOW

@MarkMonette 8 жыл бұрын

jason cullity tssss.....how the fuck you fit in a safe? must be a pretty fawkin' big safe for that much space...tsss.

@Woodsey429 8 жыл бұрын

he grows on you

@stoicite7 8 жыл бұрын

Something that tipped me off to Norton's degeneracy is the manner in which, while co-hosting (IIRC) some show, he so vociferously tore into Jesse Ventura. I got a very strong sense the comic had taken money from Ventura's political enemies to provoke the former governor in the most aggressive manner he could muster. Ventura never retaliated, but the co-host kept on coming until he was literally driven off the show. Even if, incredibly, the views Norton was espousing were his own and he was actually that passionate about them, his behavior towards a respected former Navy SEAL was completely uncalled for. Good people don't treat even their worst enemies with so much disrespect. Edit for sentence structure

@EmilyWalters 5 жыл бұрын

😴

@fredfarkle6347 2 жыл бұрын

He's so much funnier on Opie and Anthony. His stand up sucks

@sharongersowsky3680 7 жыл бұрын

Dreadful. Totally not funny

@steezycheezeyfries5930 5 жыл бұрын

Or not

@ChristopherGray00 4 жыл бұрын

Then don't watch it you dumb bitch.

@boogeymannixx4370 3 жыл бұрын

Lies. This is gold

@unknownkingdom 3 жыл бұрын

The first part was funny. The Sandusky part felt dated by those events

@poppaboppa6000 4 жыл бұрын

Sickening

@drinkme8779 8 жыл бұрын

His not even funny

@nebzila 8 жыл бұрын

He really is. You may not have enjoyed this particular set but this man is brilliant. I'd recommend looking up his more recent specials or all his O & A/J work.

@Rey-yt3gn 8 жыл бұрын

i laughed hysterically.. his dark grotesque humour isnt meant for everyone

@MarkMonette 8 жыл бұрын

You don't understand Comedy.

@MarkMonette 8 жыл бұрын

luke c you're just plain mean. such strong language.

@georgehudsonguitar9660 8 жыл бұрын

Drink your profile picture, thx