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@Hatingmeisconforming5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Bert and Neil.. this is the ultimate odd couple.
@ruggerosmith11675 жыл бұрын
I smell sitcom!
@XenoTravis5 жыл бұрын
At least Bart could actually learn. But his alcoholism probably won't let him remember this.
@gruesomebearofthemountains59105 жыл бұрын
Cause he is Bi!
@grrmtthgrrmtth30005 жыл бұрын
Tyson does make science fun.
@taylorschroth5 жыл бұрын
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is like the uncle everyone should hope for! I'm always impressed and inspired listening to him.
@MystiqWisdom5 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in, Neil is thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?"
@Kris_Toffer5 жыл бұрын
Neil keeps grabbing Jim and Berts hand to make them shut up, and it keeps working.
@davidobregon57875 жыл бұрын
It’s because he knows they feel like they’re subs to him. And what do you do when there are subs around? You dom.
@TheMrbojangles745 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious when Bert says there's 25 million nanometers in an inch and everybody's just looks at him quietly.. like "Holy shit!" before they realized he read it off the screen.
@bradpatridge5 жыл бұрын
"Let me say what I think you are trying to ask." (internal sigh.) lol
@JeffNixonComedy5 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like he flunked Tysons science class 3 years in a row
@paulhendrick58575 жыл бұрын
Bare Knuckle Canuck the real Van Wilder
@jamescody79565 жыл бұрын
I laughed so damn hard at this
@elbeanzo5 жыл бұрын
Shea
@JJWraith3 жыл бұрын
Well, he’s openly admitted that he flunked Russian, so probably.
@ShinRyojin5 жыл бұрын
Neil must have felt like Luke Wilson talking to the secretaries in Idiocracy.
@infinite-sadness5 жыл бұрын
Brando! It's what the plants crave
@peterholland825 жыл бұрын
What about that ham tho? I could buy a bench for that long ago
@humboldtlife.7075 жыл бұрын
It's brawndo bro
@Spongekelp5 жыл бұрын
GO AWAY! BATIN’
@infinite-sadness5 жыл бұрын
@@humboldtlife.707 but what is Brawndo? Do you even know?
@TheZGALa5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the combination of comedy and intelligence. Thank you all for the sparks. You actually make me laugh out loud. I'll be back.
@hallergamer5 жыл бұрын
The Interaction of Niel Degrass Tyson & Bert is amazing!
@EduardoHernandez-nm4pc5 жыл бұрын
Jim did say 4 months into a 3 year Mars trip...not into a 4 month trip...the power of persuasion Tyson has..unbelievable
@andremaines5 жыл бұрын
It's intimidation and fear of looking stupid. It paralyzes people. And academics know that. If you use obscure words that people don't understand and speak with the condescending tone of a lifelong academic you can intimidate people into submission. Even if you're wrong and the other person is right they will still submit to you because they're so scared of looking stupid. And the bigger your ego is the bigger your fear of looking stupid is. They actually proved this in a study where they put a group of children against a group of CEOs and the challenge was who could build the tallest structure out of popsicle sticks in 30 minutes. The children ended up winning because they had no egos and considered every idea while the CEOs were too scared to throw out ideas because of their paralyzing fear of looking foolish.
@Nitrodino78755 жыл бұрын
@@andremaines thats what I fucking hate about people. Purposefully trying to act with high authority and superiority. Bull fucking shit.
@OniSyphon5 жыл бұрын
He jedi mind tricked him.
@alexkelly81315 жыл бұрын
tysons science is about as convincing as burts laugh
@cheese562185 жыл бұрын
Somebody get a real scientist on here like eddy bravo
@andremaines5 жыл бұрын
Or Jamie Vernon. He got an A in physics you know
@Cavs1915 жыл бұрын
cheese56218 no thanks.
@1999tenorio5 жыл бұрын
Look it up
@scottb55015 жыл бұрын
Andre Maines physics 101!
@criticalmass5275 жыл бұрын
Eddy Bravo Investigates !
@EyeHeytEwe5 жыл бұрын
So glad Bert didn't interrupt every 12 seconds, as per usual.
@Cuban-Jo3 жыл бұрын
That guy is not funny. He’s like a fat ugly unsuccessful Dane Cook.
@scottbaylo3 жыл бұрын
@@Cuban-Jo insanely unfunny, and it sends people the incorrect message that anyone can be a comedian
@robertbrowne78805 жыл бұрын
Tyson's closing statement was brilliant.
@rocklee332215 жыл бұрын
Bet Patrice would have love to talk Niel about a lot of different things.
@switchhandissomebody5 жыл бұрын
Patrice and Michio Kaku was always fun .Patrice and Niel would have been epic
@hazyhalfmoon5 жыл бұрын
“Do a girl ass expand in zero gravity?” “What about her pussy juice do it still drip or naw?”
@thelolmaster19975 жыл бұрын
Aw fuck (Right in the feels)
@chrisbrady26834 жыл бұрын
It's "Neil" how the hell can all 3 of you get it wrong?
@lamolambda83494 жыл бұрын
But he loved shitty food more so now he's dead
@kingroosta5 жыл бұрын
I read the title as "jim & jam show". I guess I got jammed.
@TheZGALa5 жыл бұрын
"How many classrooms is that?" my new favorite obscure reference.
@LeftLaneDreams5 жыл бұрын
Best ending on a Jim and Sam video, EVER. Great job by the editor. 👍
@randumbnass5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Wright Brothers flew for the first time in Kill Devil Hills NC. They didnt have a post office at the time so the letter was sent via the Kitty Hawk post office.
@mic7able5 жыл бұрын
My brain just shat itself.
@leebrennan57905 жыл бұрын
You guys have been nailing it lately! loving the guests for the most part. What's tomorrow, Colin Quinn with Dr Michio Kaku? I wouldn't mind it. Try getting Tom Segura on at some point, even better if you pair him with Bert, or wife Christina.
@Teddy-nd2jq5 жыл бұрын
you're just saying things that already happen, oh pair tom up with christina, that's not a new innovative idea
@keithbrass83505 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura and Bill Nye duh
@Poppin_off_with_panos5 жыл бұрын
Throw back to O&A days
@supapapibrando.79563 жыл бұрын
King of sendoffs and monologues
@paulkaderli35265 жыл бұрын
Secret time: I don’t comprehend 1/4 of what Neil says but his voice calms me and makes me want to blast off
@cjorgie15 жыл бұрын
"My information is not secret, you can go study it" ....love it!
@lt.finglefubledingler19722 жыл бұрын
This is like one one the kids from the front of the class sitting in the back for a period
@mudfishmatt41855 жыл бұрын
Always awesome to see Bert rockin a TB hat.
@thema14985 жыл бұрын
You know someone is well spoken and a true teacher when they have your attention for 40 min staight and still have you wanting to learn more!.!.
@supersyaz28715 жыл бұрын
Damn. This was so good. Felt like 20mins but it was really 40mins!
@ScubaShneve5 жыл бұрын
Love it! Wished there was more Neil vs Troy.
@kaylaflournoy79695 жыл бұрын
Jim is so funny 😂 hes the best 💖
@andydandy83745 жыл бұрын
How close is it [Oumuamua] gonna come to the earth? "...about 3 classrooms(?)" lmao this is great!
@shaunpearson79055 жыл бұрын
Tyson talking with these guys. This is what happens when you miss your bus and have to ride in on that short one.
@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy2424 жыл бұрын
“This is a super high thought by the way” Fuck I love Bert 😂
@justpettet35065 жыл бұрын
finally a great guest!!!
@kingillmusic5 жыл бұрын
i love when comedians meet normal people
@Plague_Doc225 жыл бұрын
17:20 This might literally be the most impressive thing i've heard from Mr. Tyson.
@Ryan-yo4dg5 жыл бұрын
I concur
@ericmanget42804 жыл бұрын
It's dumb because nobody else is playing that game. Big pharma for instance spent $4.5 billion in lobbying campaigns over the last few years. Throwing Neil in the mix would at least help to balance destructive and powerful corporations from further bastardization of democratic principles.
@michaelsmith12625 жыл бұрын
Can you watch this on SiriusXM, or is it audio only? I know they advertise Stern's video, but I'm thinking that is the only show. Is there another way to watch the show, or do they just post clips?
@hishamelfangary7225 жыл бұрын
About 30 seconds into the broadcast, Niel's body language is indicating he's thinking: "Coming onto this show was a mistake."
@robertbrowne78805 жыл бұрын
22:33 into the video and I'm still thinking 'How the fuck did Bert Kreisher and Neil Tyson end up in the same room!
@ddoggg55985 жыл бұрын
He just grabbed my hand and I shut up hahah cracked me up lol
@ZenGuru95 жыл бұрын
Bert and Neil, INSTANT CLICK
@astrogeek40615 жыл бұрын
“Microscope drop” lol
@thekosmokramer5 жыл бұрын
if teachers were more like Neil the world would be a better place. in whatever they teach, he has passion n makes u interested
@ComboBreakerHD5 жыл бұрын
Neil: Because if you start going after politicians, that's what lobbyists do Sam: Kim Kardashian got that woman out of jail though
@nonofyabidnez57375 жыл бұрын
Good shit!
@HDitzzDH4 жыл бұрын
1:56 Neil was not feeling that joke lol.
@shoelesblondlady5 жыл бұрын
I remember a debate where Christopher Hitchens debated a guy who claimed he didn't have to listen to reason because he had a 2000 year old book he trusted whole heartedly and couldn't deviate from. Chris delivered a hitch slap in the form of saying extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
@eliteviktor35 жыл бұрын
The black mirror episode with the gaming programmer getting trapped in his own game, best one haha.
@A1Rare5 жыл бұрын
2:23 in and I can tell I'm gonna enjoy this because Bert is HAMMERED
@christopherwarren85005 жыл бұрын
I was moved by Felix's jump, not because of his proximity to space, or the technology involved. Had to do with the human spirit and determination. Takes balls to go up there, jump, break the sound barrier (the point of the jump was to break the sound barrier, not jump from space, just so happens that you kinda need little to no air to free fall at those speeds) then land on your feet like a boss. I'm a "normal" person, but no one got exited due to the "space" aspect of the free fall. Has to do with the speeds he reached, and the control he exuded. Unless I'm more intelligent than most, and I'm giving the majority of people too much credit lol.
@stephched42705 жыл бұрын
Or you are a pandering neckass that just wants attention...either are viable.
@christopherwarren85005 жыл бұрын
@@stephched4270 What I posted was genuine, but I hit enter for attention. Thanks lol. I pander to no one.
@stephched42705 жыл бұрын
You pander to no one...besides everybody in the comment section lmao
@christopherwarren85005 жыл бұрын
@@stephched4270 Actually you are pandering to my wishes for attention. I could care less what you think, all I did was typed out what I think, and hit enter. Now youre giving me attention because youre insecure about your intelligence. So you felt the need to challenge mine. But keep pandering to my wishes of attention lmao.
@cOr3t3ecks5 жыл бұрын
Are those headphones Sony MDR V6 or V60s?
@AtypicalPaul5 жыл бұрын
I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
@trixter20095 жыл бұрын
Just finished Astrophysics for people in a hurry, such a good book
@derektucker87355 жыл бұрын
berts face is hilarious the entire time.
@goldencheese72475 жыл бұрын
Frozen in hilarity. Name of his next special.
@garycoolboobs11734 жыл бұрын
Bert needs to have neil on his podcast, theyre like pinky and the brain
@blandcollardgreens87625 жыл бұрын
I love that Bert is Bisexual, he's so progressive!
@woofweiler36305 жыл бұрын
and fat
@blandcollardgreens87625 жыл бұрын
Woofweiler soooo fat. He's YUGE
@MetalFreak1875 жыл бұрын
Na he's racist
@osvaldoesquivel28595 жыл бұрын
But hes racist so he drops the bar back down
@stazi75325 жыл бұрын
Osvaldo Esquivel What is this “racist” joke about?
@cptkangaroo19235 жыл бұрын
Neil reminds me of a character in Eddie Murphys PJ's TV show
@jinjerjunkie5 жыл бұрын
Just coming by to drop a like because a guy in the thumbnail is wearing a Clutch shirt.
@winkweindel5 жыл бұрын
Nice clutch t-shirt
@rbnh98275 жыл бұрын
New clutch is my aoty
@tyebird21645 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the drummer for clutch that why I clicked
@rob56875 жыл бұрын
I love when neil comes on, by far one of my favorite guests on the show. I find it funny but drives me a bit nuts Jim has asked the same can we see the big bang yet, is an object going to hit us, aliens and the ray k. singularity question almost every interview. Still I love it.
@mr.hostetter8555 жыл бұрын
CLUTCH!!!!!
@Squat2BMTH5 жыл бұрын
I love when Burt’s nervous
@jdovma15 жыл бұрын
Neil and Bert, two man show just waiting to happen.
@camjam1805 жыл бұрын
Burt and Neil in the same room = the best
@Sonofgrievous5 жыл бұрын
Tool Time with Bert and Neil
@kind23115 жыл бұрын
I love that Neil is a toucher. Like good, wholesome pats on the back or a nice forearm embrace. He seems so kind and warm. And he really likes Bert ahahha.
@fartist1235 жыл бұрын
".. And green women!" Neil watches Harmontown. Proud of my Boy.
@brianclarke72215 жыл бұрын
"We're not fully in touch, with the arc of time that we occupy" - @15:35 and "Wisdom should be cherished" - @15:25. Don't let that go over y'all heads now. 🙇🏽♂️
@agustedvardsson50245 жыл бұрын
16:55 is Troy Quan rolling I Joint
@TastyChevelle5 жыл бұрын
Dang, that 40 minutes flew by!
@mikemills695 жыл бұрын
@JimNorton Kittenger was Baumgartner's 'crew chief' on the ground in Roswell.
@BoardwalkEmpireAC5 жыл бұрын
Bert has a wife and he’s always makin slick comments
@CD11275 жыл бұрын
TheMdepalma11 always
@Cl0udsam2225 жыл бұрын
Makes me sad to hear. Literally on everything lately too.
@Noiiizeeey5 жыл бұрын
gold
@DvDPlaya5 жыл бұрын
Jim lookin like a young Rickles.
@mdegauss5 жыл бұрын
Fancy Bert wearing a shirt for radio
@jbagger3314 жыл бұрын
Aliens arrive to Earth, they should be greeted by Bert and Neil, first impressions matter.
@0agent0brady05 жыл бұрын
Can we either turn off the handy cam effect for the close-up shot of Neil or buy a more stable tri-pod? My ADD is kicking my ass over here while I'm trying to watch Neil talk about things I don't really understand; even though I plan to pretend I fully understood what Neil said, when speaking to a friend I'm regurgitating this video to later. Help me out!
@nercksrule5 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Troy for wearing a Clutch shirt.
@abg1255 жыл бұрын
@4:38 is the epitome of practicing restraint...Neil wanted to push Bert out of his chair lmao...all they needed on here was Eddie Bravo and it could've been one of they best pieces of content ever!
@bcbudGstatus5 жыл бұрын
1903 the first plane flew 65 years later we were walking on the moon that is a excellent analogy and closing statement
@ogreofgormley5 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like a child in wonder. It's adorable.
@Richie84065 жыл бұрын
20:00 Beautiful ref.
@vedderisbetter295 жыл бұрын
I don't understand anything Neil's saying, but he's definitely controlling the room. That's a presence right there. He shuts all three of them down constantly. And why is Bert a thing? Wish he'd jump 100, 000 feet from space with no balloon.
@denniscat93955 жыл бұрын
Neil deGrasse Tyson is awesome - I wish she was my Mom . . .
@blueberrymcphuckerson98215 жыл бұрын
Sick Clutch shirt.
@ybbok5 жыл бұрын
I bet someone in this video wished time travel was possible...
@Radiodaze10735 жыл бұрын
Was that the infamous Opie coat hanger right near Neil’s head in the close up shots? Erock comment?
@luigibigtime87745 жыл бұрын
Inner space
@julianbeek5 жыл бұрын
I love Brent Krystal's schoolboy demeanour when Nail Digres Bison is spitting knowledge
@Auradragon5 жыл бұрын
I forgot these turncoats existed for a few months. Definitely don't miss candy-for-brains Sam.
@TheZGALa5 жыл бұрын
On a huge dose of crystal lsd, during the 'harmonic convergence' (was that 1988/9?), I had a wormhole experience with three other humans. I met who appeared to be a man I thought and still sometimes think had some sort of map to more of them. That entire summer was filled with fantastic improbable experiences, many of them bending my perspective of time space. I came home and tattooed a set of three rainbow triangles on my ankle. Just sayin. ;)
@alexanderjeromewhite23805 жыл бұрын
Lol bert switching to thinking mode 4:45
@robertstraw98815 жыл бұрын
Where is the bit where Burt takes his shirt off and screams like a girl?
@smac9195 жыл бұрын
Cmon Neilio. The big deal with Felix Baumgartner wasn't the height at which he jumped, it was the speed at which he fell, He reached over 800mph, being the first skydiver to go faster than the speed of sound.
@Postghost5 жыл бұрын
Bert Crusher was like a brimming schoolgirl during this.
@DeathBringer7695 жыл бұрын
37:46 Now I've got the brilliant idea to start an Incubus cover band named "Nocturnal Emission" lol...
@SLEEPYJK3 жыл бұрын
Bert was so giddy to be in the same room as Neil. I love how Troy is so set that there's "proof" of aliens visiting the earth, but as soon as actual proof is required he uses anecdotal as his reasoning that he thinks aliens have been here all along
@robertfenili72425 жыл бұрын
I love how Sam was so affected by Porsalin's video that he completely changed his personal appearance lmao