Hahaha

Ironic cause your Jewish .

Abdenacer Fodil, you’re*

Reminds me of the old: "9 of 10 people enjoy group rape"

My favorite is "So I asked my girl for anal and she said fuck that shit!" I said "That's the spirit"

Don't you mean inhale, because Jimmy's laugh is inhaling instead of exhaling like everyone else...

Inhale

It's crazy how those letters makes sense

@@MusicValency If you have enough of them, they make dollars.

Blake Marsee: I wonder if the long pause before he added that was for them to "get it" on their own...they didn't seem to. I did. Savage!

They showed people in the audience getting the joke

Ann Other: I re-watched it. Boy, are you right! I completely missed their reactions, lots of laughter, and his slight pause was for further comic effect. What was wrong with me two months ago? Thanks for pointing it out. I'd delete the first post in shame, but then your reply would be left hanging, so I'll leave mine. Have a great rest of the week and a good weekend.

@@jilliansmith7123 no worries jillian

yeah no shit you dumb fuck

simplesquare1 alright sweetheart calm down

@@user-be4nr6kd4l you scouse?

BIG RON nah bud

Same with the one about him being insecure about one testicle being bigger than the other two.

I didn't get that.

sex friction

Didn't get it

just man with thick cock understand that

He tries to make them as short as he possibly can, his shortest jokes are well known: "Dwarf shortage" and "Venison's dear"

Venison's dear isn't it is the 4 word joke, and Dwarf Shortage is the 2 word joke, there is a 1 word joke, but it usually splits crowds in half, It's socialism. The best joke since the joke "Plato was a good guy." was a thing.

Carr has used "Venison's dear" since. I live in China, you know, a "Socialist" country, I just wrote this on my blog a few days ago ... "So we just put 100 rmb ($15) on the electricity card (a chipped card), which is then fed into the meter to give yourself credit units of power. Something wasn't right, had 44 units, put 100 on, now have 158. Hour later we get a text message from the State Power Company, "good rains this year, dams full, turbines running at easy capacity so we gave you 15% extra. Not only is State run water, power and gas damn cheap because it rightfully belongs to the people, they don't even make a profit off of you when they can, rather sharing it out. Government's selling of essential public assets that rightfully belong to the people so that private companies can profit from them, is a criminal act as far as I'm concerned". ... Socialism is fine when applied correctly by the correct leaders, it's only when it's applied by cunts to favour the minority that it becomes a problem.

It annoys me

"..." That is the face.

*Dinesh

Danish?

Dinesh is a Hindu name actually

Hahaha was just gonna comment the same thing. He was gonna say something but then thought better of it.

It was better

0:30

@@nicot9305 He mentioned, but it wasn't about it.

@Shaun Isherwood @RadioactiveSand Sure, OP should have just uploaded the joke about global warming and never let you fuckers see the rest. Then you couldn't use this complaint. Although, I'm sure you would make up a different one.

@@Bai_Su_Zhen Using that same argument, I could take a copy of Hamlet, look in every page till I find the word "parrot", then higlight it and erase the rest of the book, and claim that Shakespeare's work are a guide about ornithology. And also, why not, call "you fuckers" anybody who disagrees with me.

That's mainly the case in these short appearances. When he does longer gigs (I went to one of them on his tour, two hours or so with a break half way through) there are longer jokes and subjects as well

Jimmy's style of comedy is very different than the current trend, he talks about this in recent interviews. Current comedy is all about being relatable, narrative, observational, and weaving in some throwbacks. Crafting many jokes isn't really as much of a thing, it's about crafting a set that has one large payoff.

You find it hard to appreciate him---------> he makes you really laugh. ?

The OP made no such comment, but thanks for your opinion.

Will White he's a talented comedian, theres no doubt about that but people should know that a lot of his jokes are writen for him by others. One example is Frankie Boyle used to write jokes for Jimmy.

ok

It is not ok, nothing is ok

GruntyMcHunchy You are definitely not OK

He writes most of his content up brotha

Nocturnal Pyro It's not. Occasionally someone will make him genuinely laugh. Sean Locke has done it on several occasions.

smoog i see

So all that "on the inhale" is rhetoric....? Or you talking that full glotal choke..? Face it, Sean, and yeah Li'iL Jon, have this fkr in near constant tears..!

I knew someone with the same exact laugh.

Tell em

Only if you're not comfortable with listening to material involving incest and non-stop sexual stories. Personally my brother and I have a blast when going to Jimmy Carr gigs every year or so - it's just a matter of opinion.

sam neale You get a thumbs up from me!

Really depends on your family, my and my mum love him

Go drink A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice

My dad loves Jimmy :)

Kinda highlights the real issues. Which is the point.

Wow Bucky never knew you like british comedians.

Milton Waddams woah. That's a B O L D statement.

Yes. And subjective.

Frankie Boyle?

Milton Waddams Frankie Boyle, Louie CK, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Dave Chappelle?

Louis CK, Chappelle are right up there...CK is possibly better. Gervais though, really?

What ??

Bill burr was 27. I'm pretty sure I didn't make that up.

He even called himself a down syndrome Roger Federer

Young Nixon.

Cheese cake Roger Federer is his mum

Cheese cake he has Ian Somerhalder and Cara Delevingne's vibes

He does

I would'nt go THAT far! But he IS bloody good.

I don’t have a clue who you’re talking about

sam neale before your time youngin'

B Dynm haha I’m 25 but okay ☺️

That wasn't an insult

Ever watched the episode of the simpsons where mr burns son comes along. just think of him.

No need to imagine it. They both actually do it. It's their job.

Good eye...

"I understood that reference"