I could watch this for hours.

Jimmy is so good it's unreal

Nor of the witty comebacks. "...but you can't trust those sites, because they also say you're a comedian" _and_ especially when they mention something tax related :D

Tristan Johnson qq

Its honestly the best part of the show

Or "Rob's really looking forward to getting his teeth into Countdown, which means there won't be much of it left!". Although my favourite was the ivory poacher joke :L

Gotta keep Britain's solar grid clean!

@@danielredmond6101 my favourite one is "Rob worried he might have bitten off more than he can chew. Dont worry Rob, theres nothing you couldnt chew" 😂😂

That was so shit

@@aero_blop586 He'll get better. They can't all be as good as your jokes. But give it time and Jimmy might actually make a career out of it.

2:48 for anybody wanting to watch it back ;P

And so fucking quick! How are they so fucking quick!

Hugo Joubert my thoughts exactly

Sometimes it's editing, sometimes they are just quick. It's their job.

Part of the comedian's magic is that they appear to be spontaneous, but almost all these jokes have been worked on over many years. They are full time professionals and they build an arsenal of comebacks

Hahahaha so quick-witted I can't stop laughing

It was probably Jimmy himself tbh, he's one hell of a natural comedian.

Possible, but not usually how jokes in panel shows work.

Well, it's not like he writes all of his stand up himself either.

Whoever wrote that line deserves a tax cut...

i see what u did there

Silverback asking for too much was great, but shot and melted down for glue really got me.

CRAPGAMER123 That was on the part 1 clip of Jimmy's insults i think

Scraggles Gaming link to that please?

They cut out the response to "when the tooth fairy came, what did you do with the money? buy a car?" and Rob said "I got quite a bit of money actually. I lent it to you so you could buy yours."

i want her to go on as a guest lol

The Sprawl the carol vordeman jokes are my favourite

Good thing you were able to bring a ouch of class elegance to the comments.

Ad Max - The phrase "sexual rummaging" made me laugh. Very enigmatic phrase. I mean, I do it all the time when I'm alone, but does Riley do it on the show? Not that I've noticed, and I've been looking.

...and she's a Tory? I didn't know that. Fucking hell that's depressing.

And I have to say he's done very well for himself!

Yeah, he must've foolishly believed all the ridicule was over :P

245thegreat They cut out the response to "when the tooth fairy came, what did you do with the money? buy a car?" and Rob said "I got quite a bit of money actually. I lent it to you so you could buy yours."

Me too! What a barrage at the end! Pissing myself laughing

No. It didn't

I wonder if Bill ever had hair on his head? He looks as though if his hair receded any further he would be combing his arse in the mornings.

"Sorry, I got a bit carried away Rob"

Hmm... seems I misheard.. "bruv", would've been funnier imho :P

Can't see Jimmy Carr as the type to say bruv tbh

me neither - that's why it was funnier :P

When you’re quoting, you need to record exactly what was said ^^

what did she say again? I'm having a hard time understanding what she's saying there

Ray Wellington “But you know, you can never trust those sites because they say you’re a comedian.”

+Spyridon The crowd is so dumb they didn't laugh until she said she had to get her own back. If she had the title of comedian then they would have.

Spyridon Giannakis 11:18 💥😫😂💥

vicious

*Jon

*breath

@bw 1506 no, it's not. "Letting a breath out" = "to breathe"

@bw 1506 no, it's actually the complete opposite. Example: "I want to breathe, so I take a breath"

@Jay Bee If that's one of his best it doesn't say much for him!

Agreed !, Rachel Riley is Utter Perfection, most gorgeous and most sexy woman alive today !.

As opposed to.....the other Rachael Riley...?

Well seeing as the one on Countdown and 8 Out Of !0 cats is called RACHEL Riley...well you figure it out.

Apparently, your friend worked on the show...? I call bullshit!

As opposed to...a clean farter??

Jupp I agree

they're likely waiting till he stops laughing after last time (:

I don't think Miles wants to come back, because despite explicit promises made on the show, Sean did spit on his back during sex that night.

Oh man that was the funniest bit ever, even Jimmy couldn't control himself for minutes afterwards. Jupp's laugh gets me every time.

I thought you said smiles at first and were refering to rob Beckett but them I reread it.

Peter Joy except it’s not because 51 is divisible by 3 and 17

LordECooke that was the joke

I mustve missed it, do you have a timestamp? Edit: nvm lol, I found it 4:50

LordECooke You missed the joke It’s “no longer in your prime.”

'No longer in your prime number' implies your age is not a prime number. 51 is not a prime number, so the joke makes sense

You have to at our height, I'm a 5'7-and-a-bit male and I always mention the bit.

I got my height measured at the nurse the other week and I'd gained an inch from 5'8.5" to 5'9.5" - I swear it wasn't the cuban heel shoes I was wearing at the time! :P

No way are you 5'5.5-if you were, you'd round up to 5'6. People who insist on the half are somewhere between .25 and .5 No offense intended. I would too if we didn't do metric heights here.

Bearded Emperor only in a comment section do you get complete strangers *telling* you about yourself.... lmao

There, or in bed after you think you blew their mind but in fact did not :(

Were you kind enough to give everyone else in the room sunglasses?

It's all most likes he's a comedian

that wasn't jimmy who wrote it; he bursts out laughing as he's reading it

The vast majority of them are written by Jimmy himself. Some of them are written by the staff. Jimmy has laughed at his own jokes before, especially for stuff like this where he hasn't rehearsed it over and over - he still has to read from the card.

@@mulrich that was his genuine laugh in this clip.

@@WaseemSakka Haven't you felt the urge to laugh at your own joke while saying it

Its really Jon. Nearly everyone ships it.

She'd be laughing harder than all of them, she's a good old sport is Vorders!

lord zomb . And her mobility scooter.

The drunk bitch.

She'll be in bed now . let's not wake her

lord zomb If she ever made it that far.

that slam about her asking for too much money was just too rad

Dunno if you've seen Bob's stuff on Would I Lie To You. They are easily findable here, and utterly brilliant, particularly the names of his friends in his stories. :D

his stories on wilty are legendary... and the names are out of this world... i can never forget mickey the drink and neil overall (gerry dungaree's son)

So carol if you're watching...ah she'll be passed out by now.

crisisofconsciousness no one cares what you think

Yes you will!

Basically they play anagram puzzles and math questions with insult and fun between