Jimmy Kimmel Cuts Through Impeachment Nonsense
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4 жыл бұрынDonald Trump flip flops between liking and hating former National Security Advisor John Bolton, we encourage people to cheer Mitt Romney on in his fight for witnesses by using #MittOrGetOffThePot, today was the question and answer portion of the trial, Jimmy presents some thoughts to the Senate in order to cut through the nonsense with help from a special guest, and Michael Bloomberg tries to win voters over using talking dogs.
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Jimmy Kimmel Cuts Through Impeachment Nonsense
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@villanelle3011 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! HAVE A SECRET BALLOT!! I’ve been saying this for weeks, I totally agree, and it’s really the only way out of this mess! Great job, Jimmy!!!!
@Matty80822 4 жыл бұрын
the right knows how dangerous this is to them and they would never let it happen
@Skindrift 4 жыл бұрын
That's retarded. They're supposed to be representatives. Their constituents are supposed to know how they vote.
@HolyToledo 4 жыл бұрын
No clue as to what you are saying. Get educated
@byronyoung4302 4 жыл бұрын
When the Public, the Voters I mean, can't be trusted to avoid making cataclysmic errors of judgement, and the checks that are in place to be the solution - should the voting polite fail in such a monumental way, we must call into question if now is the time to abandon what we would consider democracy, as we are accustomed to - to provide for the public good and safety and the continuity of the republic. So... when democracy fails, what is there left to do?? I could only suggest people's reorganization and a temporary hiatus of the current failed democratic process until sanity, justice, and rule of law can be fully restored to the PEOPLE.
@skbwolverine 4 жыл бұрын
"I know the best people'- Someone said that, but I can't remember who...🙄🤦🏻♂️
@nicholelaskowski33 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy for using your platform to show ppl the reality. This shitshow needs to end and even if we end up with pence it won't be long to elect someone ...anyone else
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
Nichole Laskowski 👍
@Dan-Simms 4 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing Bill and the founding fathers, that was a great touch.
@sidravirk2106 4 жыл бұрын
"Even you Lindsey" 😂😂😂😂
@rooseveltNovember 4 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best POLITICAL KZfaq videos I've seen, lol. It had everything you want: truth, laughter, fear, half of Bill and Ted, and talking animals. Thanks Guillarmo and that other guy.
@shanewilson398 4 жыл бұрын
Roosevelt Jimmy and Colbert are the most effective resistance.
@Omar_E11 4 жыл бұрын
@@shanewilson398 And Guillarmo of course.
@shanewilson398 4 жыл бұрын
Omar he’s the glue that holds it all together
@gaalzilla 4 жыл бұрын
@@shanewilson398 Just like the fake news provided by CNN
@shanewilson398 4 жыл бұрын
Gaal Zilla that old chestnut... fake news? Trump is a huge perpetrator of fake news. How about the time he tweeted about a breakthrough in the trade deal with China, only to later disavow it. Got a jump in stocks for a while though. How much did he make from that? Or when there was the big uproar about the leaked mueller questions for trump, only for the leaker to be Kay sukalow. King of fake news. Try and fool me.., that’s ok, but don’t fool yourself.
@mlghelp2day 4 жыл бұрын
"REMOVE THE BASTARD!" LOL😅
@ruirodtube 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: “Bolton is lying and it’s all confidential!” Well, which one is it!?
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone records Trump! He'll think he's wearing a wire soon.
@FixNewsPlease 4 жыл бұрын
Don't muddy the waters. lol
@rondlh20 4 жыл бұрын
@@FixNewsPlease Good catch!
@burtosis 4 жыл бұрын
Both. Bolton is publishing trumps lies, and that’s confidential.
@nitpick6778 4 жыл бұрын
None of this matters you internet blowhards. Trump will not be removed from office in this manner. You people will be lucky if he is even voted out of office. I'd mentally prepare for 4 more years.
@Bitethedogback 4 жыл бұрын
Despite all good things Trump said about Bolton, and the videos he has with him, I really expect trump to come out soon and say ;" I've never met that man, I don't even know him. "
@willritter4076 4 жыл бұрын
enough complaining about the impeachment process, we all knew the GOP had the votes to block it. It's time to focus and get people to the polls to support Joe Biden. Biden will give Donald Trump the beating of his life. Sanders or Warren unfortunately can't be counted on to get the job done. Biden will win all the swing states, and maybe even a couple of the lighter red states.
@permeus2nd 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to quote the competition but sing it with me “”there’s just one thing that you need to know, Trump said do us a favour though””
@chefpaddy 4 жыл бұрын
....and if ya don't know.....now ya know
@kjamison5951 4 жыл бұрын
Classic!
@williampollare4538 4 жыл бұрын
Competition? No sir, they are brothers in arms, with the same goal. Steve and Jimmy are gods among men. Lol
@egougwu1123 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert song
@LittleBlueOwl318 4 жыл бұрын
@@williampollare4538 As are Trevor and Seth
@normanweiss3500 4 жыл бұрын
For those who don't know: Alex Winter (Bill from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure) used to work as a director on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 жыл бұрын
Oh _that's_ how they got him to appear! I was surprised, given that he doesn't really do much on camera anymore.
@kristinjones6154 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊
@MrOneNye 4 жыл бұрын
Woooooaaahh...
@kristinjones6154 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrOneNye ahahahahahaha!
@lrjtmntfan 4 жыл бұрын
Really???
@EC-qc1dx 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, secret ballots should ALWAYS be the way to go for impeachments (no matter who is on trial) because that is the ONLY way any senator will be able to out country over party.
@cmuller1441 4 жыл бұрын
The "Secret Ballot" method could fail if 100% votes are to remove Trump...
@mohitoBhau5499 4 жыл бұрын
@@cmuller1441 doubtful it's 100 percent, but if it is. Would be unreal.
@cmuller1441 4 жыл бұрын
@@mohitoBhau5499 I know it was a joke... But wouldn't that be fun? Hard to apply step 3 (lie) in that case...
@mohitoBhau5499 4 жыл бұрын
@@cmuller1441 hahahahha. Indeed!
@d1gw33d 4 жыл бұрын
And not have to answer to the people they represent? Sure thing you nut jobs. The ends justify the means to you people, no matter what.
@errgag3580 4 жыл бұрын
According to his favourite saying..."Lets assume hypothetically that Alan Dershorwitz's arguments made an ounce of sense " No...we cant. IMPOSSIBLE!
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
He literally argued that Trump should be a dictator.
@ianw0ng 4 жыл бұрын
It's all a lie, but it's all classified national security info. My normal brain can't compute that kind of logic. You have to be a stable genius to make sense of that.
@javiergonzalez1194 4 жыл бұрын
ian wong could be source gathering methods in the book.
@garsm2290 4 жыл бұрын
Very good point.
@nehpets216 4 жыл бұрын
@@javiergonzalez1194 if "It's all a lie" and he reveals a source wouldn't that imply that he lied about that source? That's the problem with using the word "All" in either statement...
@bosrules1 4 жыл бұрын
Your not stable...you are an idiot. There are many things that could come out that would effect world matters. Why are you so concerned about a coke sniffing loser like biden anyway. He got his job cause of his father and when he was going to get investigated Joe Biden had the prosecutor fired or he would not give them the money....that was the real corruption, Biden announced and bragged to the world how he had the prosecutor fired. What part of that don't you TRUMP hating idiots get.
@phoenixd9679 4 жыл бұрын
ian wong Only "a safe "called stable genius can be self believe of his own lies!!!
@nO_d3N1AL 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea for secret ballot. That should be the norm in these circumstances.
@spbynum 4 жыл бұрын
“They know. They just don’t care.” -Batman
@iDGF999 4 жыл бұрын
He did it. They all know it. They don't care.
@gaalzilla 4 жыл бұрын
Well as you can tell now that the impeachment trials have not taken Trump from office there is no evidence, no witnesses, it is all fake news. Wake Up!!
@worldrise9398 4 жыл бұрын
@@gaalzilla You do understand the Republicans restricted witnesses and evidence? On a side note you have to open your eyes and understand that even if he wasn't "guilty" he's an asshole. The people who support him only support him because either he's a republican like them or they're as racist, offensive, and delusional as him.
@thetreehugger 4 жыл бұрын
@@gaalzilla ignorant
@2112Nightshift 4 жыл бұрын
@@gaalzilla There was evidence, there were witnesses, it is not fake news. You're the one sleeping my man.
@codybayansands7855 4 жыл бұрын
he dis what!
@peacerwakeiru5348 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the book is nasty and untrue how is it then classified.
@Globalviper69 4 жыл бұрын
Peace Rwakeiru idk 😐 maybe trumps got a island to
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
Peace Rwakeiru: An old friend of mine used to say, "Don't confuse the issue with facts."
@evelyndankwah5938 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm 😂
@brandyharding7692 4 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight.. it's impossible to have both, untrue portions AND true classified information in it at the same time? Don't be so dense.
@dannykumite 4 жыл бұрын
You liberal don't understand nothing. Trump lied and exposed top secrets in the same sentences, sometimes not even sentences.
@perfektg 4 жыл бұрын
If it's all untrue, by Trump's argument, then how could it also be Classified National Security information? Good one! LOL
@karmageddon9856 4 жыл бұрын
Doublethink
@KingofHearts 4 жыл бұрын
Schrodinger’s bullshit.
@mridulamenon9203 4 жыл бұрын
Lol! Not a single word of truth comes out of this con artist president’s mouth🤨🙄
@whataloadofbollox 4 жыл бұрын
@Max Wylde it is untrue because he said so ?! he also said he doesn't know Parnas, is that true because he said so ?! what about Stormy Daniels and 16,000 other mis-truths, are they all untrue because he said so ?!
@ruirodtube 4 жыл бұрын
perfektg p, exactly!
@SadfoxGuyver 4 жыл бұрын
The book is untrue . But it's classified information. It's pure paradoxical nonsense
@syckmusyck6593 4 жыл бұрын
Classified literally means secretive truth.
@philipclayberg4928 4 жыл бұрын
Joku Sekou: Reviewer #1: "How are we supposed to classify this book?" Reviewer #2: "As information. What else?"
@dguy321 4 жыл бұрын
@Max Wylde wtf? Dude. You can't have a classified untruth.
@dannykumite 4 жыл бұрын
Technically correct. Trump lied and exposed top secrets in the same sentence.
@fpxpGetReal 4 жыл бұрын
Max Wylde lol is it untrue or the classified information is untrue thus making it an alternative fact .
@ryanmichel8854 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, I love your show even though I'm in Australia I always tune in on KZfaq!
@roblop6322 4 жыл бұрын
We love him here in California also. Come visit our beautiful state of California.
@kpaterson9717 4 жыл бұрын
Am here in Scotland so once I wake I get on KZfaq for Colbert, Meyers and Kimmel..go to work a wee bit happier!
@johnmohblaxta 4 жыл бұрын
hi, am from Kenya
@russellcampbell9198 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Cheers from Oz, JK.
@onyekamomah4771 4 жыл бұрын
Nigeria
@wisconsinfarmer4742 4 жыл бұрын
If the book is untrue, then there can't be national security issues.
@DistantVision85 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like you failed the magatard test.. You cant be a trump cultist now. They don't accept anyone with an iq over 75. 🤷♂️
@eruis3139 4 жыл бұрын
@@DistantVision85 75.... that's pretty high for them 🤣
@DistantVision85 4 жыл бұрын
@@eruis3139 75 is just above *VERY STABLE GENIUS*
@eruis3139 4 жыл бұрын
@@DistantVision85 🤣
@ladyjatlpoweradiocom 4 жыл бұрын
Please say it again. He is such a stable genius!
@guuuu666 4 жыл бұрын
Devin Nunes's cow first cameo.
@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын
He enjoys calling himself "sir" almost as much as speaking in the third person.
@reid9664 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve had many people come up to me and they say “sir you’re a very stable genius”.
@krisfrederick5001 4 жыл бұрын
@@reid9664 You are very fortunate Mr. Reid! Nice.
@hitchensrazor9538 3 жыл бұрын
@jon britton No, that would be Trump’s. Obama always used to say “ours” and “we”.
@irasbrown9759 4 жыл бұрын
This whole thing is like something out of the twilight zone. 👁️
@rascallyrabbit8548 4 жыл бұрын
Trump:: "Trump? never met that guy, don't know him at all"
@christopherboler6584 4 жыл бұрын
A house full of lost sheep...President TRUMP 2020
@38JamieLee38 4 жыл бұрын
😂 🤣 OMG cried laughing....
@gnothiseauthon6045 4 жыл бұрын
In Germany, 30 years ago, we had a lot of persons called 'wrynecks'. A bird with the german name "wendehals" - a turncoat. Funny to see all the GOP Senators, all the lawyers like Ken Star. All of them should admit that if their actual argumentation is right everything they said or did in the past must have been wrong. If a bj is good for the presidents humour, for his mood, so it's good for the country and therefore not impeachable. If it's better for the presidents mood, that his wife doesn't know anything about it, he may even lie under oath - it's good for the country and therefore not impeachable.
@keithb6717 4 жыл бұрын
Arguementation? I'm thinking you're a Democrat or equally uneducated. (It's not a word, dummy)
@gnothiseauthon6045 4 жыл бұрын
@@keithb6717, oh, I'm so sorry. But you've surely seen, that I'm not a native speaker, well-educated as you are. But I guess, that my English is better than your German. Maybe we can compare us in French, Danish, Latin, Greece? Should my language be better than that of your president? I don't think so! Uneducated in what? Telling lies, stealing and betraying? Offending other people? Is a misspelled word everything you can find? Covfefe!
@patrickwoite7188 4 жыл бұрын
Funny, how Keith B. with his obvious superior command of his native language couldn't even copy the word correctly used incorrectly by a non-native speaker.
@vividbunny4111 4 жыл бұрын
Keith B you dont have the word argumentation?
@vividbunny4111 4 жыл бұрын
But what if a bj from your secretary while married a bad thing/moral crime, too.
@mm12345777 4 жыл бұрын
Omg who else was hoping Ted (Keanu Reeves) would show up too?!!!
@doobiesoringes7131 4 жыл бұрын
_""I will not be involved in arguing the facts,_ nor will I be part of the defense team in the sense of strategy on the facts. _My role is limited._ - Alan Dershowitz JAN 17, 2020. _LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AGO_
@anewactor 4 жыл бұрын
"I kept my underwear on! They never came off!"-Alan Dershowitz in regard to visiting Jeffrey Epstein's spot for a massage...
@slackumjackum 4 жыл бұрын
Yes his role on the defence team is purely on the constitutionality of the prosecution. Its very simple
@doobiesoringes7131 4 жыл бұрын
Believing your reelection to be "in the national interest", thus erasing obstruction or bribery as an impeachable offense, is a paradigm shift that's peddled as _Founder Intent_ Of course he isn't arguing "facts". The defense team _"sense of strategy on the facts"_ is to lie. His so-called _limited role_ meets and exceeds that broad goal.
@fpxpGetReal 4 жыл бұрын
Alonzo Golden that's why he supports re-erection with his pants on ,he was saving time.
@slackumjackum 4 жыл бұрын
@@doobiesoringes7131 by definition all elected officials run for office because they believe it is in the national interest. You are making mountains out of mole hills. The statement is that if we go down that road then all officials would be impeachable. Think deeper on this
@sapid77 4 жыл бұрын
A President is not omnipotent. They should lead by example. So far it seems like we are slipping more into anarchy. Let’s stop the madness!
@hamishgibson9084 4 жыл бұрын
This is why we love America always hilarious 😂
@thomashughes_teh 4 жыл бұрын
If I had behaved like trump when I was in high school they would have expelled me.
@christiandachy5980 4 жыл бұрын
"Remove the bastard" is a wonderful sentence coming from the past. That's why the senators of the trial must do it.
@Opus313 4 жыл бұрын
Nixon: "When the President does it, it's not illegal." However, what Donald did was illegal and the GOP is complicit in the crime. Vote them out in November! Blue 🌊
@boosterg1015 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not going to happen. All you Democrats have done is guarantee him a win. Thank you!!! Trump 2020!!!
@fattiger2000 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this trial has only improved his approval.
@irunwiththedead9777 4 жыл бұрын
@@fattiger2000 I'm pretty sure it hasn't.😆
@ml6376 4 жыл бұрын
How are there still people that support this orange clown? Did ANY of them graduate middle school?
@fattiger2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@irunwiththedead9777 then you should consider checking out different sources other than late night talk shows.
@billys5365 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Bill hasn’t aged a day 👍🏼👍🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼
@mm12345777 4 жыл бұрын
Just like Ted ♥️
@msmithmitchell1604 4 жыл бұрын
So. He doesn’t hire “the best”?
@ralfhaggstrom9862 4 жыл бұрын
But he is a "genius" ..............
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
No, they are the best when he hires them, and terrible when he fires them. Get it right!
@ralfhaggstrom9862 4 жыл бұрын
@@kbanghart Noooo, are You implying that trump maybe is talking BULLSHIT ? ...............
@ianw0ng 4 жыл бұрын
Problem is, for him to claim to be a stable genius he has to fire everyone that's smarter than him. He's a genius among morons.
@ralfhaggstrom9862 4 жыл бұрын
@@ianw0ng Where do you find someone more stupid, except his cult-followers ? ..............
@philliesphan312 4 жыл бұрын
I think Trump was jealous of Bolton's hair and that's why he fired him.
@KharisB.A 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your comment got me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣; I wouldn't be surprised though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@duff0120 4 жыл бұрын
well from nature side, men hate when other men look better than themselves. there`s a reason why good looking men always get hate from incelts etc. for instance Justin Bieber, and I guess Henry Canvill has got some aswell
@chicodalianis8004 4 жыл бұрын
Duff01 That makes perfect sense now! I never why I was so hated so thank you
@johnnyrebel7016 4 жыл бұрын
Ouch. The brain washing is so strong you don't realize john Bolton's answer to everything was boots on the ground and empire building. Good riddance to that war hawk piece of crap. The less Neo-con deep state actors the better.
@christinemikhail7088 4 жыл бұрын
philliesphan312 that’s what I thought
@pyrovita1607 4 жыл бұрын
Who thinks that a secret ballot should be used?
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
Well, that was excellent.
@tomitstube 4 жыл бұрын
excellent ideas jimmy, unfortunately moscow mitch and his fellow robber barons aren't interested in a fair trial.
@Flitzpiepe3000 4 жыл бұрын
We're at a point where we stopped making fun of Americans for their funny president. We're now in a state of deep compassion. Regards, Europe.
@TheKrazysexykool 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. When Allied troops have to invade us to remove our Dictator and his Reichfuhrers for crimes against humanity, please know that not all of here ever supported him. 😔
@Flitzpiepe3000 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKrazysexykool Yesterday us, tomorrow you.
@akishawashington2136 4 жыл бұрын
How many times have you asked for a favor from a person who was counting you? Is that a High Crime? Should you be fired or imprisoned for that? - Duh!
@kenwalz7231 4 жыл бұрын
Good Job...funny, true and brave. Thanks Jimmy!
@helenlowe8445 4 жыл бұрын
RAHMOVE THE BASTARD..I LOVE IT😂
@larry1589 4 жыл бұрын
Bolton should speak out today in Public, be an American Hero or forever go into hiding
@anettanewport8514 4 жыл бұрын
LDR - He can step in front of a camera in any news station or walk into the Washington Post, New York Times, etc. and give an interview, then the Senate wouldn't have to vote on hearing witnesses. He needs to stop worrying about book sales and be a patriot.
@billyakin3301 4 жыл бұрын
SWIMSUIT COMPETITION!? Can you imagine!? Nooooooooooooooooo!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@voixdelaraison593 4 жыл бұрын
Great plan. 👍
@wileyschmitt 4 жыл бұрын
I'm giving 10 to 1 odds on Romney having strawberry milk tomorrow.
@egrace3738 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm...I bet it will be root beer flavored 😆
@hannahwells9930 4 жыл бұрын
can I get odds on Banana milk... because the GOP … and Yellow
@BIZZLLENIZZLLE 4 жыл бұрын
Put me down for 100 on yes for strawberry milk.
@ILoveGrilledCheese 4 жыл бұрын
Every fibre of Trump's being is the epitome of idiocy. Trump won't read this...nor can he.
@Lo0die3 4 жыл бұрын
Erik Torbjørn Bjørnsson yeah, you used such big words! Epitome is such a stumper aside from all the third grade words you used otherwise!
@ILoveGrilledCheese 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lo0die3 You shouldn't be talking. That statement you just made was at the level of a 4 year old. Please proof read before submitting a comment.
@smiller2044 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lo0die3 Trump has the best words!
@ILoveGrilledCheese 4 жыл бұрын
@Will Sniff no, I'm Norwegian.. I don't have to suffer him
@69cookiez 4 жыл бұрын
@@ILoveGrilledCheese I envy you just a tad
@keepitmovin5741 4 жыл бұрын
Secret ballot for the Senate vote . . . then just lie at the outcome = GAME OVER. Great idea Kimmel.
@jz4057 4 жыл бұрын
Is the book “nasty and untrue” or “all National security”? Or are they the same under trump administration?
@firepuppies4086 4 жыл бұрын
Like... Is it all false? Or is it all sensitive information? It can't be both
@tanitaindelicato5649 4 жыл бұрын
The same
@zelma8 4 жыл бұрын
I was always taught that when you think everyone around you is wrong, it's probably you who's wrong. No matter what they all did, the one thing they all have in common is you.
@cthulhustar997 4 жыл бұрын
YoSoyMami you were taught how to be gaslighted with no resistance.
@philguer4802 4 жыл бұрын
@@cthulhustar997 Thats how djhadists and extremists think. And people with big ego.
@stevewatt4819 4 жыл бұрын
Wife calls her husband, "I just saw on tv that some crazy guy is driving the wrong way down the I-95!" "Some crazy guy? Heck it's ALL of them!""
@KayPea3 4 жыл бұрын
And that is what you call a sheep
@larrygarland3728 4 жыл бұрын
YoSoy, There's an old quote from a coffee cup my Dad owned years ago that your post reminded me of... "In an argument between you and the world, back the world."
@ragglock 4 жыл бұрын
I heard the jaws theme playing in my head when Biden snuck up on the poor reporter...
@lmsavy2935 4 жыл бұрын
And thenTruth & Tranquilty set in LOL. Thanks Jimmy K.
@davidmacleod9313 4 жыл бұрын
What gave it away that Trump’s nuts? Raking the forest comes to mind. You know, near “Pleasure”. Or the “Tallahassee Trail”. So much more!!!!!
@williampollare4538 4 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize Jimmy would be a better senator than any republican....
@Observer-cp4if 4 жыл бұрын
It's times like these that I take great comfort in 'covfefe'.
@Pontisusan7 4 жыл бұрын
I have always thought that secret ballots are the only way to go. For all the no-ball Senators to vote correctly.🤔🤙✌
@jessicaguillen5377 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy...Jimmy....Jimmy....you should run for President👍🏻.
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody please get grandpa out of the White House and back on his meds
@romalawal1289 4 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn't know John Bolton, he never met him ever!!!
@josephgames8609 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel Can always make me laugh when it comes to real life stories. Thanks
@ssc4153 4 жыл бұрын
If the White House continues blocking his book, Bolton needs to go on the News and give it all up.
@fastnews.9896 4 жыл бұрын
*To all Republicans Senators!! I'm also republican and I voted for Trump! But It was our false!! Let drop this rude lier Trump down!!! And show all world that for us americans TRUE and be Honest are more important than to be Republicans, It I think will show that we are responsible people*
@specialpatrolgroup92 4 жыл бұрын
If the hair does not fit, then you must acquit!
@luar323 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 this is awesome jimmy! So true.
@minimutt1000 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea about the secret ballot.
@marvvanalstine7470 4 жыл бұрын
Trump flip-flops on every major issue, strength is very lacking. He waffles on the issues so much he could have his own waffle house by now.
@eugeniusaf3752 4 жыл бұрын
Yo Jimmy May I Please Have A Ticket To The Show 😇🙏🍿
@Ronnet 4 жыл бұрын
'The untrue book of classified information'. It's a better title for sure.
@giulianobravin7685 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best!!!
@wtkinter 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, you are the best!
@annatomasiello2417 4 жыл бұрын
Wish this was real!!!
@heatherh1690 4 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% with Jimmy!!!!!
@MichaelxHell 4 жыл бұрын
Most excellent!
@molly-gh4we 4 жыл бұрын
Another one of the “best people” he always hires.
@Izzy-qf1do 4 жыл бұрын
He did it!
@realMors 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny af. Bill from Bill & Ted😱. That was awesome 😂.
@nbbim2012 4 жыл бұрын
I love how it says model before talk show host lol
@DamnedXtians 4 жыл бұрын
Important distinction: It was NOT to "dig up dirt on the Bidens" - it was to SAY they were looking into the Bidens.
@eb972 4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t hire Bolton! He tells the truth!”
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886 4 жыл бұрын
If someone told me I’d have to deal with all this bulls*** AND I couldn’t have my coffee I’d be all 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
@jimbrownfield8571 4 жыл бұрын
Great one!!!!!!!!
@mr.tintin6312 4 жыл бұрын
Are we not going to talk about the fact that Alex Winter reprised his role for Bill?
@HowdyDuty4 4 жыл бұрын
Let's talk about how they are currently filming the third Bill & Ted movie. I saw image stills online, I hate to get my hopes up but it looks like it could be good?
@melodychest9020 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime Trump tweets it is like a microscope focussing on Mr. Numbnuts!
@LadyofCleves65 4 жыл бұрын
Trump wouldn't tweet if the media presented the facts. I think its brilliant he Tweets.
@reid9664 4 жыл бұрын
LadyofCleves65 Are your parents related?
@oraclejane1111 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! Great Senate testimony. I'm tellin ya'll listen to Jimmy!!
@thesoundsmith 4 жыл бұрын
That Biden footage may be the funniest thing I have seen since "Blazing Saddles!" Or at least the last SNL sketch with Baldwin trumping Trump... Thanks, Jimmy, I really needed that.
@canilogin1730 4 жыл бұрын
Social Studies Teacher: So here is the daily update on the Impeachment Trial of Donald John Trump Me: Jimmy Kimmel testified Social Studies Teacher:
@almightyel4227 4 жыл бұрын
Dump Trump🤣🤣
@DishonestTrack6 4 жыл бұрын
I would've put in the skit as Guillermo was walking off another card dropped that read, "Guilty as hell."
@PaulJBurns 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent.
@IWillSayMyPeace 4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't he have been saying "senate" instead of congress? The Congress did it's job.
@craigdougan8484 4 жыл бұрын
Muzaffer Topdagi Article 1, Section 1 of the constitution: All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.
@testtttesttt3115 4 жыл бұрын
if it did why do we need more witnesses ?
@IWillSayMyPeace 4 жыл бұрын
@@craigdougan8484 Oops my bad. Not an American actually. I thought that the senate and congress are two separate bodies. Just as a concerned dweller of earth, I want that orange baboon out of that position where he can do immeasurable harm. But these repugnantcans (republicans) will not have it I guess. He is going to come out stronger, bragging about no crime, biggest scandal, etc, and continue with the damage.
@craigdougan8484 4 жыл бұрын
@@IWillSayMyPeace It's very common to refer to the House of Representatives as Congress- so you weren't really wrong. Also not wrong about the damage that'll be caused by another trump administration.
@doobiesoringes7131 4 жыл бұрын
We're in the 116th Congress now. Congress is both. Media often calls Rep.'s, "Congress(wo)man" , but I've seen Senators addressed that way, and they never bat an eye.
@karinn9406 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, "HE DID IT" and the response should have said "AND WE DON'T CARE" So very sad :-(
@lylearoyii 4 жыл бұрын
Alex winter as Bill was epic! Totally didn't expect that.
@sukihitz291 4 жыл бұрын
Well done!!!
@Aristotelezz 4 жыл бұрын
If Trump gets away with everything this time, you'll find out him doing today worse impeachable offenses.
@mysticmarble94 4 жыл бұрын
⚘ BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE (2020 🤭) ⚘
@bethgriesauer3825 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@TheLawclub 4 жыл бұрын
Bravo!
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