Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue - Stupid People, Sex Guidelines & Bill Burr
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Week two of isolation and Jimmy continues his daily mini monologues from his house during the quarantine. In today’s #Minilogue Jimmy talks about stupid people who aren’t staying home, Donald Trump “protecting” Asian American communities via Twitter, Mike Pence testing negative for Coronavirus, Senator Rand Paul testing positive, how the Italian government is handling the pandemic, sex guidelines released by the NY Department of Health, and Jimmy interviews comedian Bill Burr from the safety of his own car. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today, it’s the LA Food Bank. Please consider helping them, $100 buys 400 meals. Go here to donate: www.lafoodbank.org/
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on KZfaq alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, KZfaq Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.
Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
@seriousx3021 4 жыл бұрын
Crazy how low budget this is but still provokes genuine laughter sprinkled with truth.
@DB-xo6xh 4 жыл бұрын
These are talented folks.👌🏼
@retroelectro1190 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean..propaganda.
@missmya3972 4 жыл бұрын
I freaking love this improv stuff. It's the best.
@totsmini3105 4 жыл бұрын
@UcantHide4eveR's.... Talent knows no bounds!!! :) he was blessed with sooo much talent!!
@totsmini3105 4 жыл бұрын
@David..... Ohhhh, why do you to spins this into something its not???... as you mention "to people with a brain".... Please use yours, after u'v sanitised it :) Cheers - By the way, were's the "propaganda" part??? :) :) :) :)
@leerhine4849 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine burr and kimmel yelling at each other in front of your house😂
@cassiforest9191 4 жыл бұрын
If Bill Burr was your neighbor I'd assume you would just get use to him being him 🤣
@edwinicq 4 жыл бұрын
It makes me nervous because he walks closer and closer
@bjasmine 4 жыл бұрын
@@edwinicq You can't catch it through KZfaq (lol) ;-)
@mtlart 4 жыл бұрын
@@cassiforest9191 Well, if I were his neighbor and he were still drinking I would ask him to autograph all the beer cans he'd throw over my fence
@kevinjijada7364 4 жыл бұрын
6:44 jimmy said he is going to go and get milk. My dad went to get milk but he never returned
@dustytrails1 4 жыл бұрын
The Italian mayors were great.
@coffeebeann1 4 жыл бұрын
Gold, they care🥺
@julzmio 4 жыл бұрын
Ahah yeah that’s truly our Italian nature. It wasn’t a surprise for us!
@itspersonal3351 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I always feel like people who are like Bill Barr are on the verge of heart attack? I understand the mayors’ frustration, but Barr has an angsts all the time, it seems. Like Louis Black. They are funny though.
@c.9231 4 жыл бұрын
They made me laugh. I had no idea. But hey, if it works....
@ohwiseone5995 4 жыл бұрын
Man I love those Italian mayors... Yelling at citizens like when lil kids don't listen to parents. They are the parents of their cities in the true sense... Much love and get well soon Italy.
@jacksonj69 4 жыл бұрын
Aramis3737 lol
@r.limhathungezung8648 4 жыл бұрын
Indian police be beating up ppl for roaming outside unnecessarily 🤣🤣🤣
@maretijewel1470 4 жыл бұрын
😁😁
@cocomo5973 4 жыл бұрын
My Grandma is Viani so I know how it is to be reprimanded by an italian. Love you, Italy !
@nurlindafsihotang49 4 жыл бұрын
Same here in indonesia. Still friendly reprimand towards people roams the street, but tempers start flaring
@Gigi-fv9ky 4 жыл бұрын
OMG. the Italian mayors are fabulous. Funniest, and saddest, thing all day.
@winnifredforbes8712 4 жыл бұрын
Gigi I know! No tiptoeing around.
@AnnieWarbux 4 жыл бұрын
That Flame Thrower dude was the best!!
@celticcheetah6371 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently there is a black market in people hiring out their dogs, because you’re allowed out to walk a dog. There are some brilliant videos of mayors yelling about that too. “I saw a man happily jogging along with a visibly exhausted dog. You are not Will Smith in I Am Legend” 😂
@how2pick4name 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, awesome, look says Jimmy, mayors screaming at people to stay in. And there he goes, outside without a valid reason. america kind of deserves what they are about to get. sorry. They are not prepared at all. in 15 days people will drop like flies.
@BrendanBeckett 4 жыл бұрын
@@how2pick4name Being in your car and not near anyone is not the same as walking along the sidewalk past other people
@kparker905 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't you understand that the casket will be closed?" Well gosh dang!!!
@glenncordova4027 4 жыл бұрын
Actually they are burning all the bodies. The undertakers are like Bill. "I'm not touching that!" So they brought in the army in hazmat suits.
@Josue166 4 жыл бұрын
*The second I saw BILL BURR in front of a house, I knew it wasn't his house. He's waaaaaaayy too private for that $hit.*
@droverholt 4 жыл бұрын
and he's outside in public....bad idea.
@randazza 4 жыл бұрын
He would never
@Ken.- 4 жыл бұрын
In public? It's hard to get sick with no one around.
@beazyb 4 жыл бұрын
@@droverholt ok hush
@stephencardone 4 жыл бұрын
Bert has mentioned the neighborhood Bill lives in, and this ain't it lmao.
@werner-de-jong 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr knows how to social distance himself. I think he's a legend for even refusing the golden nugget of toilet paper.
@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын
He's so smart...what with being the Attorney General and all.
@thisisbuff27 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr made me feel a little better about this whole situation.
@zplates 4 жыл бұрын
I get nervous every time Bill Burr takes a step towards Jimmy.
@armancz 4 жыл бұрын
Calm down Francis
@lvigilful 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao! Me too. I’m like “Back tf up, Bill.”
@missmiou6273 4 жыл бұрын
me too hahaha
@YouCanCallMeReTro 4 жыл бұрын
I get nervous for Bill. Jimmy can go screw himself. Jk no one should get coronavirus but Bill Burr > Jimmy Kimmel
@joxxgallardo 4 жыл бұрын
back the f*** offffffffff
@SamwelNjuguna 4 жыл бұрын
Should have really asked Bill about the people getting infected on cruise ships. He's been yearning to sink random cruise ships for years now.
@unbroken1010 4 жыл бұрын
He was right. Take off take apart all those ships use it to build something worth Wild
@yassineanaddam 4 жыл бұрын
We all know Bill Burr loves a pandemic 😂 think about his cruise ship joke 😂
@ElBarbaNegra1 4 жыл бұрын
Eli Moor I kept thinking about him during all the cruise ship quarantines. Just thinking to myself bill burr said they deserve it haha
@racheldollton 4 жыл бұрын
"I know you go hot tubbing with Tom Hanks" LMAO
@kyriesanchez4122 4 жыл бұрын
Bill burr NEEDS to be a recurring guest through this isolation time. That was hilarious
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 4 жыл бұрын
its called his podcast... Everyone should listen...
@RU-zm7wj 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sorta, in a way, maybe.
@reyd.8439 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how everybody gets into his comedy during these hard times. 🤔
@kyriesanchez4122 4 жыл бұрын
KinG DaviD I agree. I think it’s bc comedy heals. It’s more necessary atm I guess
@RageRomantic 4 жыл бұрын
Quarantined life without Bill Bur would definitely be a nightmare, at least we have Bill & his comedy.
@Oopseepoopsy 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy! “They ARE us”, really brought a smile to my face. I’m a proud Asian American but I am an American before I am Asian.
@Jack655321 4 жыл бұрын
Bill has been talking about this for decades, this is his fantasy, now he can finally tear right through the Lincoln tunnel!
@Mphillig 4 жыл бұрын
Finally getting the herd thinned out
@bdownes25poker 4 жыл бұрын
People who go on cruises
@KarldeRavin 4 жыл бұрын
This is why he’s so upbeat haha
@quandisimofantastico9057 4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Downes get a lot of people a whack
@globalautobahn1132 4 жыл бұрын
“Lanes just opening up on the highway” lol
@jjshutrump7147 4 жыл бұрын
You need to call Matt Damon and see what hes up too.
@ashleyelizabeth538 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, please check in on Matt! We're worried, and we know you are too Jimmy!!!
@whalesong813 4 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyelizabeth538 I was thinking the same thing, or seeing another telemed couples counseling session lol
@harshchauhan7032 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy hold🤣🔥
@moimeself1088 4 жыл бұрын
He's at the studio hoping NOW he'll get a chance... surely?
@xofalenstarxo 4 жыл бұрын
JJ Shutrump, Jimmy Kimmel needs to apologize to Matt Damon for running out of time.
@maretijewel1470 4 жыл бұрын
crying, man.. 😂😆😂😁 those italian mayors are hilarious,.. literally crying.!!!...
@andrewkaiser1606 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy is medicine for the soul. Thank you for the work and the laughs that you and your team put out.
@prow6 4 жыл бұрын
I love the thought that Bill Burr is this cool and funny just like, every day
@quandisimofantastico9057 4 жыл бұрын
Hugo Downs wait what
@gregwessendorf 4 жыл бұрын
@nils4545 It's not for anyone else's benefit or even their own, it's just their nature.
@8517vini 4 жыл бұрын
This is perfect for Bill’s comedy! He has always had that “screaming from a sidewalk into the ears of the world” sense of humor! The guy is incredible. “Paper Tiger” for life.
@dangler1907 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mr, K. The best 15 minutes of my day. It's like having coffee or a beer with a friend. Keep it up.
@barbarameza9151 4 жыл бұрын
Bill's been joking for over a decade about the fact that 50% of people have to go...XD
@skizzlemane1 4 жыл бұрын
Barbara Meza That’s why he’s so happy in this interview hahaha
@xXFoxyGrandmaXx 4 жыл бұрын
85% get your facts straight, leave to a laaaaady to get it wrong, lolz
@WCGreeny 4 жыл бұрын
Also that we had to go after cruise ships first.
@iMoco13 4 жыл бұрын
This Bill Burr interview really feels like catching up on your zanny neighbor
@yolovideos8084 4 жыл бұрын
literally the one who takes two xanax a day
@datznunayabeeznus8865 4 жыл бұрын
Him talking to bill burr in the street made me feel like I was talking to a friend in public again. Felt normal it was nice
@VandelayIndustriesLLC 4 жыл бұрын
I am from Boston area, have lived in or near Boston since 1993 and Burr reminds of myself and others I know. Lot of funny people here. Lot of odd ducks as well. The weather and traffic suck, but I swear this place breeds comedic geniuses.
@gregwelch389 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching Jimmy Kimmel more now than I ever have!
@nonyabizness.original 4 жыл бұрын
the sign language interpreter behind the yelling, cussing italian mayor: priceless.
@JorgesUsername 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: "I brought you something actually." Bill: "Im not touching that!!" Classic Bill.
@angelliquec305 4 жыл бұрын
He is the absolute best and I'm not surprised that he wouldn't touch the TP
@drcatspaw 4 жыл бұрын
He's following the rules like he should be. Good for him
@siva40 4 жыл бұрын
"Hot-tubbing with Tom Hanks. Can't be hanging out with you." That's brutal but that's Bill Burr.
@monicaleyva7359 4 жыл бұрын
This is going to be his next bit! 😂 Hot-Tubbing with Tom Hanks!
@siva40 4 жыл бұрын
@@monicaleyva7359 😂
@mytube0969 4 жыл бұрын
Pedovores.
@elizabethbennet4791 4 жыл бұрын
great way to get corona
@pointpoint10 4 жыл бұрын
You correctly identified Bill Burr.
@BruceSeesall 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU TO ALL THE GENEROUS PEOPLE WHO SHARE SOME OF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY WITH THE WORLD IN THIS TIME OF NEED. THANKS JIMMY AND FAMILY.
@docravikumarjha 4 жыл бұрын
"Dude I called it."- Love the hand sanitizer guy.
@ledouxlink7265 4 жыл бұрын
BB nailed it
@RobisonRacing68 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, Jimmy is by far the best "at home" late night show host. His virolog is every bit as good as his show is with an audience.
@Jason_Van_Stone 4 жыл бұрын
Not really.
@bugeye8749 4 жыл бұрын
Amen. Stephen’s drags on too much sometimes
@fe5018 4 жыл бұрын
The Bill Burr appearance has definitely given Kimmel the lead now. Loved Stephen in the tub though.
@ruthun 4 жыл бұрын
We are officially on lockdown in South Africa from tomorrow. 21 days. We not allowed to leave the house. Military rolling in now setting up roadblocks and shutting down the highways. God bless the world. Hope you are all safe and with a loved one. Those of you alone during this time, we're thinking of you.
@thehoneydeev 4 жыл бұрын
Stay safe. Greetings from Your fellow West Africans
@ruthun 4 жыл бұрын
@@thehoneydeev You stay safe too my friend.
@TheNBKiller 4 жыл бұрын
South Africa doing it the right way. Stay safe
@ruthun 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheNBKiller You too.
@petermarais4168 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest for all of SA's faults, and there is a lot. I am so impressed with this country atm
@TheDidib92 4 жыл бұрын
Burr is hilarious. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks guys.
@josh0156 4 жыл бұрын
Y'know the curbside interview is an interesting strategy here. As long as you don't get too close then it works out surprisingly well.
@Gabrosoft 4 жыл бұрын
Josh 015 as long as they don’t french kiss
@Fernaleaha 4 жыл бұрын
This was a great segment. Italy's Mayors going off in their announcements to the citizenry to Bill Burr was hilarious.
@TylerFireeagle 4 жыл бұрын
Burr: The media is blowing this out of proportion. Burr: I'm not touching that!
@ampmri2434 4 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@TopSpinWilly 4 жыл бұрын
@@ampmri2434 lol 2nded
@db8147 4 жыл бұрын
No, they’re scaring people, not just telling people to practice safe distance like they should be doing. This is what Bill Burr specified.
@sharingan515 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man lmao
@danie5837 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Burr helps his wife keep the house clean. :D!
@goodasgoing 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, omg, this ws so hilarious. I almost died laughing when Jimmy tried to give Bill the toilet paper😂😂😂
@dabnietapp8344 4 жыл бұрын
You had me at 'three solid hours of Golden Girls'
@cynthiaromero2658 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing at Jimmy's monologue WITHOUT an audience! Thank you Jimmy!
@pedro5k2 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr's the funniest comedian right now, hes like your fun friend ranting with zero information
@southend26 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, except Bill's right about a lot too. My friends are just idiots.
@Mmxxaamm 4 жыл бұрын
I love this skits, you can appreciate how funny Jimmy actually is, people sometimes underestimate his skills as a comedian
@devanah927 2 жыл бұрын
There is nothing to underestimate
@GurlsofThunder 4 жыл бұрын
“Droplets from his perm” 😂😂😂😂
@darrellpowell6042 4 жыл бұрын
Best quote ever.. " You with all your celebrity friends, I know you go hot-tubbing it with Tom Hanks, I can't be hangin out wiv ya!" Bill Burr.
@Darwins41 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy for the buzz you put in my wifes head! I'd like you to know that my day was such a hoot! Folks, quarantine and 16 hours of Hallmark channel makes you want to go down town and start shaking strangers hands like a politician!! 🤯🤯
@legendaddy2571 4 жыл бұрын
I see Bill Burr, I click & press like without thinking
@quinndirector 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr slowing getting closer to the car lol. Every time he gets excited about a bit he gets closer and closer. Be safe Jimmy.
@NolaChick82 4 жыл бұрын
I died when Bill perfectly kicked the TP with his arms folded. 😂😂😂
@HistorydnClarity 4 жыл бұрын
😁😄
@edwinreyes8106 4 жыл бұрын
Me 2!
@flala2261 4 жыл бұрын
That was a brilliant reflex 😆
@amateurhour21 4 жыл бұрын
You know why Bill wasn't standing infront of his house. He would say that he didn't want psychos to find out where he lived.
@mprattyh3 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, he has that on more than one occasion
@stephaniegreen4057 4 жыл бұрын
Dj Xeidy might not be his house
@DogOfHades 3 жыл бұрын
So the Psychos went to the neighbor's house
@ginamace8339 4 жыл бұрын
When you play Candy Land with your kids, do you ever cheat to end the game quicker? Asking for a friend.
@darrenintulsa8016 4 жыл бұрын
I've learned to cheat to avoid winning...better off!
@vulturevic 4 жыл бұрын
I made sure to never win. Stack the deck.
@aaronburratwood.6957 4 жыл бұрын
gina mace Hell No! Show no mercy. That’s how I raised my daughter and now she kicks everyones butt in any Mortal Kombat, because she went years through countless editions and thousands of rounds without winning. Now she pulls out crazy combos and fatalities, I barley ever win now and I’m proud. No second place trophies here!
@MiniNinja258 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Burr Atwood. NOICE!!
@MiniNinja258 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Burr Atwood. A little stricter and she’ll become a little angel assassin.
@kronostime8146 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr nearly killed me. OMG he had me rolling on the floor
@lightonstillwaters6789 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud I woke my neighbor
@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын
I love the social distancing interview with Bill Burr. It perfectly shows the times we live in.
@MinjiLindsey 4 жыл бұрын
I love the LOST Dharma reference at the very beginning of the show. He still has a special place in his heart for that mysterious island and so do I.
@brahminangirasgotraraniselvisu 4 жыл бұрын
I liked about Italian Mayors hilarious reactions! It is very serious but at the same it is funny to see the hilarious reactions of Italian Mayors!
@nishafelicegriffith1 4 жыл бұрын
I swear the intro to this is the absolute best
@krystlemurphy8514 4 жыл бұрын
Tinnitia Griffith soooo adorable! What does she say when she’s laughing?
@MsBhappy 4 жыл бұрын
@@krystlemurphy8514 I think she's saying "this is ridiculous" but has trouble pronouncing ridiculous. - used to work with toddlers & as a transcriptionist
@krystlemurphy8514 4 жыл бұрын
OldSoulMillennial you’re right! I hear it clearly now 😊
@tomislavgeorgiev5341 4 жыл бұрын
My two favorite people in the hardest time of my life. Earthquake, virus.. We are on the edge with aftershocks and people lost everything but keeping our heads up and stick together. We only have each other. Much love from Zagreb, Croatia.
@IONAPINKMOXIE 4 жыл бұрын
Hugs!
@babilabub 4 жыл бұрын
Take care Tomislav. Stay safe.
@kathyeubanks5524 4 жыл бұрын
Tomislav Georgiev Stay safe, stay healthy. Best wishes to you.
@kylealexander7024 4 жыл бұрын
So sorry. Keep your head up man. It'll get better
@tomislavgeorgiev5341 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you all! It means a lot. ♥️🇭🇷
@mckenna2215 4 жыл бұрын
I had no idea what Jimmy and Bill were talking about half the time but it was still so entertaining.
@sherazahmad5232 4 жыл бұрын
Bill "You couldn't live with your own thoughts Jimmy" Burr.
@chrispotts3794 4 жыл бұрын
Wife and kids are asleep, and I am here, watching my phone, crying from laughter. Thank you Jimmy, and thank you Bill
@AloisWeimar 4 жыл бұрын
nah sheep get all their info from the same just astroturf KZfaq crap, why bother with policy institutes and thinks tanks. Plutocrats just get a few hundred youtube channels a lot less overhead.
@LoieLush 4 жыл бұрын
the song his kid sings makes me genuinely laugh every time i hear it and it's needed
@fe5018 4 жыл бұрын
It's legitimately heartwarming.
@jeremywhistler2850 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently in my neighborhood in Illionois we don't have to worry about corona, but today a fireman pulled up to me while I was jogging and asked me if I had seen a mountain lion. So apparently I have that to fear.
@pdoylemi 4 жыл бұрын
I think Trump should have put Melania in charge - she has been "social distancing" from him for a LONG time - experience counts.
@sanjamax 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@jacksonj69 4 жыл бұрын
Pat Doyle haha wow is that true?
@Kaddywompous 4 жыл бұрын
Zing!
@trackman411 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonj69 yes
@Gabrosoft 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Grace8381 4 жыл бұрын
I was getting anxious watching Bill Burr gradually moving closer toward Jimmy during their conversation. Anyone else?
@monicaleyva7359 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think I noticed till I saw this comment 😂
@L0V3RB0Y21 4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the late night people doing shows without an audience I'm only literally laughing out loud at Jimmy Kimmel.
@wellreadbull3740 4 жыл бұрын
Who else is here after the XFL just closed shop and wants to watch Bill Burr calling it over and over again!?
@kikoaumond3439 4 жыл бұрын
I am starting to appreciate the little joys of confinement, like being able to tell my mother things like: "Go out? Everyone is going out? So, if everyone jumped off the bridge you'd jump too?" or "You are not going out dressed like that, not so young lady! Put on a biohazard suit, right now! There is no discussion!"
@TWBrit65 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, simply interviewing people from your car... You could interview just about anyone, find out about them, their work, life and so on, in between spotting celebs to talk to. This is TV genius!!!
@caseytinsley 4 жыл бұрын
Simon Wilshire I second this!
@Kerrviii 4 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time... social distancing and staying home alone... I can offer tips!
@1stGeorgiaGirl 4 жыл бұрын
I retired early about a year ago. I've had a good head start on Social Distancing.
@larajones1424 4 жыл бұрын
The rise of the introverts.
@Kaiulani87 4 жыл бұрын
And go! with the tips
@bigkatspoker 4 жыл бұрын
Teresa, you’re doing your part!
@eddiebrock9943 4 жыл бұрын
So you're daily life is considered quarantine? 😂🤣😂🤣
@dannydnyc 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel..please keep posting. You are seriously one of the very few people who are making these dark days much much lighter. THANK YOU!
@Annie-iq3hd 4 жыл бұрын
These are so great, when you’re being bombarded with news all the damn time. Thanks and cheers from Tasmania. Stay safe everyone.
@lapolattuada4412 4 жыл бұрын
I'm italian and u are fantastic Jimmy the situation here is very heavy but u give me a smile
@clothilde1623 4 жыл бұрын
Stay safe and healthy, my Italian friend. I hope everything improves for your beautiful country very soon.
@patrickjenkins9167 4 жыл бұрын
OMG: The Italian mayors (@ 4:47) giving "tough love" to their citizens, in one of the most EXPRESSIVE languages of all time. I'M so THROUGH❗ 🤣 Fun Fact: This is the same culture that gave us OPERA❗ 🥀
@CindyLMunger 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Jimmy. You have made my day ....again. Thank you so much.
@marissa0379 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! A little, dose of Burr is what we all need!
@0221serendipity 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr cracks me up! He's just naturally HILARIOUS 🤣. Love when he hummed the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson theme song! Anybody else old enough to catch when he did that?
@bracita15 4 жыл бұрын
I caught it. It made me smile!
@kuzzbillington6392 4 жыл бұрын
Burr: "I do all the little things to make up for the big thing that is me" Trump should start taking notes and get busy with the little things.
@Smullie 4 жыл бұрын
Anders Larsson You mean his hands?
@PortableXombie 4 жыл бұрын
Trump did get busy with little things. Turns out getting busy with little things cost about 150,000 Everytime.
@PortableXombie 4 жыл бұрын
@@maxington26 ...ummm....maybe that one was too fast for me and went over my head. My reflexes are not what they used to be.
@illusiverl7902 4 жыл бұрын
Orange man bad. Don't worry boot licker, Q Anon will get your beloved celebrities and politicians.
@quietcorner293 4 жыл бұрын
Man, you got to like Italian politicians. I've been to Italy a few times and I loved it! Now another reason to love Italy.
@jeffboyd3465 4 жыл бұрын
You know talent when they're out of their element...Kimmel and Burr knock it outta the park here! No way this is scripted...true comedians. Kimmel is crushing it these days.
@justjoe915 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard how bill is trying censoring himself
@yolovideos8084 4 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@davidulbricht1996 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see Bill Burr, I click.
@michaels9666 4 жыл бұрын
David I only see Bill Burr the science guy
@edmonddantes3066 4 жыл бұрын
It’s called wisdom
@Bombdizzle 4 жыл бұрын
Word dog
@williamrodriguez-pupo1221 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, this was funny. BB is classic! "Take your toilet paper elsewhere libby!" lol.
@AwesomeDorkNaoko 4 жыл бұрын
lol he sang the Johnny Carson Tonight Show theme. Excellent. Well done.
@NicoleStLouis-is2hc 4 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow's guest: who ever Jimmy can find on the street.
@douglaskalberg8899 4 жыл бұрын
The hobo who ran up to grab that toilet roll.
@carlosgarciahernandez7239 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully anyone then
@RonPerillo 4 жыл бұрын
It better be Guillermo
@lauriegough5865 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, I just love watching you at your house (with Kurt Vonnegut’s drawing behind you) being so naturally funny and smart. Thanks for keeping us company!
@lexterbardales3868 4 жыл бұрын
Best interview yet Jimmy. Good job bringing a smile to us all around the world. Bless you and your family 😷🙏🙏🇨🇦
@Daylin821 4 жыл бұрын
Those Italian mayors...OMG. I’m loving it...they are my spirit animal. I wish to God somebody here would be this bold in government. Hardheaded people I have a distain for.
@ModernNeandertal 4 жыл бұрын
Given another couple of minutes that Bill Burr would have had his head inside your car.
@Sugabug75 4 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!!!
@number1fan262 4 жыл бұрын
I shoulda kept scrolling down before commenting. You had the same thought!
@user-ri6ld4yd1e 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same 😆
@fashionwithcora1062 4 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀
@TheGodzillaRobot 4 жыл бұрын
I was watching how close he was the whole time. he kept getting closer but he'd move back again from time to time. I'm pretty sure he's further away than he looks though.
@luguy8347 4 жыл бұрын
Italians are passionate ppl, they express everything vividly. Bill gets closer and closer to the car. Bill is funny.
@erikt6 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the second Italian official had a sign language interpreter.
@DragonfliesAntiques 4 жыл бұрын
The guy with the sanitizer got caught for price gouging and ended up having to donate all of the products.
@xofalenstarxo 4 жыл бұрын
Catherine S. Dragonfly, the DA confiscated 1/3 and he “donated” 2/3 of it...probably to avoid legal repercussions.
@sarahwaters8262 4 жыл бұрын
@@xofalenstarxo Why did the DA confiscate some?
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 4 жыл бұрын
he should have kept his mouth shout and sold it over time... classic mistake..
@wizardsuth 4 жыл бұрын
Making the sanitizer affordable or free is in the public interest, and the DA acts on behalf of the public.
@hr2883 4 жыл бұрын
People dont understand how supply and demand works dk why they expect prices to stay the same when the price for supplies go up.
@mikeyp1230 4 жыл бұрын
The Italian mayors. I've never been prouder to be Italian.
@louisejohnston4876 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy I am beginning to really dig the informal ways to chat( interview) celebs and regular folks. So refreshing.
@jeffreymark475 4 жыл бұрын
" I think I can face plant twice and make it over there " lmao Bill gets me Everytime
@datznunayabeeznus8865 4 жыл бұрын
"They are us!" Thank you Jimmy Kimmel
@SilverTemples 4 жыл бұрын
That's the new social distancing world: personal drive-by stand-up shows.
@TheTuubster 4 жыл бұрын
One name: Bill Burr. BOOOM!!! YOU HAVE A SHOW!
@mgodlevski 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy. I look forward to these every day!
@tonyptcoach5292 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Sicily and just yesterday night our Major in Messina went to the harbor personally to stop everyone coming from the north with cars. Such a strong and badass move because there's a new government's decree that says to Northern people do not come here unless specific reasons and certification but there was a big flow reaching our land anyway. Crazy times indeed.
@kelseyking1710 4 жыл бұрын
We need more politicians like in Italy. Us Canadians are too nice and taking up way too much time warning people.
@datznunayabeeznus8865 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how many time italy has faced a pandemic though!?
@massimobernardo- 4 жыл бұрын
so it also delayed food and medicine trucks. Staying indoors is fine, but we can't even starve.
@tonyptcoach5292 4 жыл бұрын
Kelsey King it’s not always like this with our politicians.. but still.. is a strong action indeed
@tonyptcoach5292 4 жыл бұрын
Massimo Bernardo don’t worry, we can manage for a little bit... besides, don’t forget that Sicily is a “autonomous statute” region, which btw means we can definitely use our resources
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