Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue - Alcohol Sales Spike, Trump is #1 & O.J. on the Tiger King

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In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse we share some of your #FormalFriday posts, Guillermo reveals a special cocktail recipe for Thirsty Thursday, and Jimmy talks about alcohol sales spiking during the quarantine, toilet paper ingenuity, Trump focusing on things that really matter during this crisis, Dr. Anthony Fauci being assigned security, LA Mayor Eric Garcetti asking everyone to wear masks, the award for “Covidiot of the Week,” O.J. Simpson ironically chiming in on “Tiger King,” a new “Bachelor” spin-off, and our #QuarantimeKiller of the night. If you’d like to join us for #FormalFriday, put on your fanciest clothes and post your photos & videos using the hashtag. We will share our favorites again next week. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today it is the Opportunity Fund’s Small Business Relief Fund. Please help them support the small businesses most impacted by the COVID-19 crisis. Go here to donate: www.opportunityfund.org/small...
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 5.6 billion views on KZfaq alone. Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, KZfaq Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.

Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue - Alcohol Sales Spike, Trump is #1 & O.J. on the Tiger King
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@kjvelarde 4 жыл бұрын

LOL guillermo's cocktail ingredients: Tequila + straw

@gloworm106 4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo loves his Don Julio. I'm gonna have this "cocktail" tonight.

@vegasbrit9440 4 жыл бұрын

We’ve been doing Tito’s and beer all week....after WORK. Apparently some of us here in Las Vegas are deemed “essential”! We ❤️ you Jimmy & Guillermo; keep up the good work and very best wishes to you and your families. Be well ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

@rvpstudioscanada3991 4 жыл бұрын

Life is SO simple.

@Msswagtastic09 4 жыл бұрын

Mine too except with Patron

@kjvelarde 4 жыл бұрын

You guys should try mezcal if you haven't yet

@mikeritchie8257 4 жыл бұрын

You have come into our homes for quite some time. Now we are coming into your home. You may not hear the laughs, but I guarantee you ! You are on a roll.

@malainfluencia126 4 жыл бұрын

They all are...

@Flashbax 4 жыл бұрын

"hello, is anyone listening to me". Best opening so far.

@alikakee 4 жыл бұрын

"...they can't smell tequila on your breath on a video conference call." - Thank You So Much For This Jimmy 😂

@pierregoodman319 4 жыл бұрын

What's the best thing about Guillermo..... No matter what he always finds a way to enjoy his cocktails...😆😆 One of the best dudes..

@mg43p18 4 жыл бұрын

Vote Guillermo for president

@JudithBisson 4 жыл бұрын

He said a couple of videos ago he only drinks at work. Haha

@mg43p18 4 жыл бұрын

Judith Bisson lmfao yeahhhh he did 😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@patriciawhitten3298 4 жыл бұрын

So love your monologues and your child’s introduction, almost wish the latter would remain. The giggle at the end priceless!

@idontwanttopickone 4 жыл бұрын

5:47 Don't do this. You'll end up blocking your pipes up with kitchen roll. Kitchen roll is often designed to stay together when wet. Toilet paper in contrast is designed to fall apart when wet. Wet a piece, if it doesn't fall apart, don't put it down the toilet. The last thing you want is a blocked toilet and no way to get a plumber around to fix it.

@alexsanchezj.5575 4 жыл бұрын

NOJ why is this not the highlighted comment

@idontwanttopickone 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexsanchezj.5575 I have no idea. I'd hope more people would know this by now. Especially after all those wet wipes blocked drains around the world, you'd think people would think about what they put down the toilet.

@WhakaNiaMai 4 жыл бұрын

Can I just say that reading the first line of your comment, I was so confused... Like how does cutting up kitchen roll block your pipes?!! That's before the realisation hit - wrong pipes

@UtikaCollar 4 жыл бұрын

I think Kimmel is funnier without an audience. Seriously, I never laughed this hard before

@hiilbillybackwoods 4 жыл бұрын

Then your one of the dumbest people that roam this planet....FACT. High Five your SELF.

@shareonrivas1458 4 жыл бұрын

IS IT TRUE HE IS A ANDRENOCHROME TRAFFICKER ? HIM AND ELLEN ?

@offroader1580 4 жыл бұрын

UtikaCollar I've see that said about Fallon as well.

@skullsaintdead 4 жыл бұрын

100% agree, I'm Aussie and normally only watch the late night shows (excluding Fallon, he seems to do more celeb interviews, not my thing) when there's something dramatic in the news, but since the lock downs, I'm tuning in to Kimmel and Colbert, plus Conan though I tend to watch his skits anyway. The lack of an audience makes the show more dense, you don't have all these breaks for laughter, much preferred.

@Littlegoblinfatface 4 жыл бұрын

The bachelor in quarantine looked like a bad snl sketch

@MamaKittieKat 4 жыл бұрын

Formal Friday's really bring new meaning to the term, "All dressed up and nowhere to go!" Lol

@JonnyUnderrated 4 жыл бұрын

fa sha

@rosannelin4714 4 жыл бұрын

Can people from other side of world join in ...I'm worried about time difference and appropriateness 😂

@salviswagg2635 4 жыл бұрын

@Kat w they are all attending court proceedings or testimonies on the boat. Think about it

@seanjokela 4 жыл бұрын

'always the bridesmaid'... every Friday... Cuz it's the only dress I have.

@michaelcoleman7094 4 жыл бұрын

That old couple drinking beer from the garage door, 🤣 gives me hope in so many things I'd given up on. My god I'm lonely...

@brittdavis1 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao that was soooo funny

@antonioesquivel3709 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna be like that old couple. Doing fun things at that age.

@checkN8 4 жыл бұрын

That couple in their bathrobes drinking beers as the garage door goes up.....funniest thing ever!!!

@googleuser2874 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jimmy for thanking the teachers. Imagine having a class full of children all day long, and then have hours of paperwork to do when you get home. NOT easy! Thank you for acknowledging the teachers and what they do for us!

@wintrydragon 4 жыл бұрын

Omg ! 💓Love that couple who did the garage door thing 💯💯😅

@amandaphillips4344 4 жыл бұрын

I'm really digging these shows more being done at home 💯

@CaseyCharles 4 жыл бұрын

Except, Jimmy looks like he is in front of green screen...

@societynewsnetwork5973 4 жыл бұрын

He has the lowest donation I ever seen out of all shows 😂😂😂

@nunativs 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is definitely in his element tonight even without a Live audience. That was damn funny!

@NO-fh8wm 4 жыл бұрын

An absolute classic!!! He's brilliant at the punchlines

@ladamaperfecta7 4 жыл бұрын

I would definitely be quarantined with Guillermo

@mielife510 4 жыл бұрын

ladamaperfecta7 1942

@ryzahara06 4 жыл бұрын

For sure I missed Guillermo he is so funny

@DjJokerr 4 жыл бұрын

Should deport him, and idiot Kimmel back to Mexico.

@diegopratt1679 4 жыл бұрын

DjJokerr You seem like a great guy

@rvpstudioscanada3991 4 жыл бұрын

I'd start looking like Guillermo if I was quarantined with him.

@nobel356 4 жыл бұрын

0:34 “I never really knew what loneliness was until I started telling jokes to an empty room. Hit.

@katydid2k 4 жыл бұрын

Formal Fridays are great. But I want to know when the Best and Worst Home Haircuts Competition starts :)

@zirak93-2 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: "Is someone listening?" Me: "Yes"

@giovanni1290 4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo looks like every Mexican's cool uncle.

@JaneDoe-em7zi 4 жыл бұрын

Because he f****** rules! 😎😎😎

@pamelayoung6191 4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo is so freaking cute

@JaneDoe-em7zi 4 жыл бұрын

@@pamelayoung6191 ikr he reminds me of my dad's compadre- fun, dressed to impress and always smiling. 🤗😍

@brandigonwa7848 4 жыл бұрын

everyones drinking because their trapped inside with family... like an extra long holiday dinner...

@alromyalromy7073 4 жыл бұрын

@02mb 4 жыл бұрын

So basically, invest in beer, toilet paper and zoom. We should be fine after the droplets settle.

@intatintat2021 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody should drink then have sex...after....lol

@queenartly3323 4 жыл бұрын

I believe it. Im not even much of drinker but I went to liquor store for margarita mix. Had two already and it helps in between online homework.

@crufts1257 4 жыл бұрын

America's drinking is gonna be like the UKs

@andresc1143 4 жыл бұрын

He’s still in his work outfit like a true Mexican 👏

@mastersmokepromotions3881 4 жыл бұрын

Jaron Winters nice

@emmisuni2418 4 жыл бұрын

Jaron Winters nice

@YOUNGGONZALO 4 жыл бұрын

Kimmel is doing the best from all the comedians/night show Hosts. I think his jokes are hitting even with no crowd. Thank you Jimmy.

@CurryCrave 4 жыл бұрын

Padapa padapa padapa Padapa padapa padapa Jimmy Kimmel Live 😆😆😂😂🤣😄

@nzmegan7127 4 жыл бұрын

I look forward to this everyday while in isolation here in New Zealand. Thanks Jimmy Kimmel

@jakeparker918 4 жыл бұрын

Somehow he never lost his stride even without an audience. Feels like other late night hosts had to warm up to being KZfaqrs but Jimmy's timing has always stayed spot on

@sarahcarr7343 4 жыл бұрын

Jake Parker right same thing I noticed!

@lynnmarieanderson1744 4 жыл бұрын

I never watched his show very much on television, but he's great on KZfaq. Maybe he should switch.

@jewelm1042 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, believe me - I'm laughing so hard at your jokes. So keep giving us these shows. You bring so much joy to us while in quarantine.

@boondocksdragon8959 4 жыл бұрын

The older couple drinking from the garage door was adorable. 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ Bored boomers, more creative than you'd think! 😁

@brittdavis1 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂👵🏼

@christinepierce7560 4 жыл бұрын

👩‍🎤We "boomers" are not "older" We are "Seasoned." We're also not bored. We are definitely much more creative than you'd think 💭

@Mark-fe3dk 4 жыл бұрын

“Hello fellow quaranteenage mutant ninja turtles” 😂 - Jimmy “The Jokester” Kimmel

@LiveNiceness14 4 жыл бұрын

“I never knew what loneliness was until I started telling jokes to an empty room.” *NOT SO EASY BEING A KZfaqR IS IT?!*

@tracyg9721 4 жыл бұрын

Niceness_of_Gemini Lol I was like that is my life

@diane9247 4 жыл бұрын

Haha!

@HighFeeline 4 жыл бұрын

😹👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@oluinyaear8424 4 жыл бұрын

Wow..........ur harsh

@guest7386 4 жыл бұрын

IT'S NOT EASY!

@Fruchtfliegen 4 жыл бұрын

"They can't smell tequila on your breath on a videoconferencecall" XD

@butterbeanie9264 4 жыл бұрын

And jimmy did this entire show without pants

@g0679 4 жыл бұрын

Butterbeanie I KNEW IT.

@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy 4 жыл бұрын

This virus situation is going to turn the world into a bunch of alcoholics

@davidsalinas9 4 жыл бұрын

They were already alcoholics

@jenniferjuniper97 4 жыл бұрын

with prices so high, expect bootlegging and home manufacture of alcoholic beverages to increase

@joepike9703 4 жыл бұрын

lmao cheers

@datt5698 4 жыл бұрын

I choose weed instead 😁

@rosannelin4714 4 жыл бұрын

I was born this way but good enough excuse.

@deannaoverland1103 4 жыл бұрын

The couple with the chugging challenge was brilliant!!

@chriscruse9806 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the spike of alcohol sales is due to me turning 21.

@Hadouken. 4 жыл бұрын

Yay 21 and pretty

@timluke8933 4 жыл бұрын

Or listening to Jimmy kimmel

@gabrielwynne6837 4 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday

@briandoile5011 4 жыл бұрын

My daughter did too. She bought vodka and fireball.

@kristie3003 4 жыл бұрын

I am definitely helping with the alcohol sales, but I am actually saving money since I am not drinking in bars and restaurants.

@nintendolover114 4 жыл бұрын

Our alcohol shops in Australia have been classed as an essential service! I'm very happy about that

@KittySnicker 4 жыл бұрын

Greg Dundee Same here in Kentucky, US! Cheers!

@sharonryan747 4 жыл бұрын

And from Ireland. Keep that supply chain going!!

@zippySquirrelface 4 жыл бұрын

Pot shops are too! @ least in Washington State they are.

@happymolecule8894 4 жыл бұрын

At this point, I brew my own hooch. I fermented apple juice, and it turned out 12% alcohol. Tastes like alcohol, and slight apples. But it gets me drunk

@lynnturman8157 4 жыл бұрын

Daddy needs his happy juice if sweet family wants to stay alive.

@douglaslowe5 4 жыл бұрын

When/if things get back to normal and Jimmy goes back to live studio audience format please keep this cute intro.

@dannydevito4464 4 жыл бұрын

Bubba Nelson geez

@nintendolover114 4 жыл бұрын

WHEN! never if

@douglaslowe5 4 жыл бұрын

@@nintendolover114 I truly hope you're right.

@MarkKramKarmVI 4 жыл бұрын

@Bubba Nelson That's nice...🧻🎭🇨🇭⛑🇧🇴

@janettevalenzuela9686 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 OMG Guillermo you’re too much!

@bryanashmore9558 4 жыл бұрын

Love you, Jimmy! Thanks for cheering our spirits!

@arjunpandey1853 4 жыл бұрын

Pada PA pada pa pada pa Jimmy Kimmel from his house. What a lovely intro

@rammkumaru261 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just seeing the monologue everyday for his daughters opening credits

@midorisakae5909 4 жыл бұрын

Right? So cute! She’s a natural

@bre1153 4 жыл бұрын

i may or may not sing along every time

@francescogallego 4 жыл бұрын

The bachelor in quarantine skit was hilarious. Thanks Jimmy for taking the time to keep entertaining us through these difficult times. I wish you and your family the best of health and safety during this time. We will all get through this. Si Se Puede

@midorisakae5909 4 жыл бұрын

Omg! The elderly couple beer challenge was so cute!

@teresitauy5532 4 жыл бұрын

CDC is in Georgia. How can the governor not know that covid19 is also asymptomatic.

@saurabh9735 4 жыл бұрын

The only thing stopping me from going mad during this time

@petek9541 4 жыл бұрын

I've been keeping our local liquor store busy. lol

@OdomisPimp 4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@silkegehtyoutubegarnichtsa892 4 жыл бұрын

Disagree, so much we have no control over no matter how careful we are, but, I can control not to rely on substances, not in other times, and certainly not when the ship is sinking. Also, should booze or weed go out of supply eventually, one thing I do not have to rely one, so one worry less! Also, seriously, is there something to celebrate these days?? Nah, ain't.

@eugeneaxe 4 жыл бұрын

You need to see the Tracy Morgan interview. Funny sh*t.

@RspbyLmn 4 жыл бұрын

Elementary Teacher here: Thanks for the "raise" sentiment. We ALL agree! See you in 5 months!

@FranY16 4 жыл бұрын

I'm here Jimmy. We're all here and we're all laughing with you.

@kulsoomahsan4440 4 жыл бұрын

You should have some people on zoom or hangouts during your monologues to laugh at your jokes. :D

@eimypaez8131 4 жыл бұрын

when trump said C O V I D 19 instead of covid19 I lost it

@rebekahkissel7629 4 жыл бұрын

Eimy Paez yeah that was halarious😔😔😔

@madeinmichiganinthe60s59 4 жыл бұрын

Please SHOUTOUT the Pharmacists and Pharmacy Techs as well!! We are struggling too!! Would love a NOD!!

@itsmehere9505 4 жыл бұрын

"With great power, comes great narcissism" -Jimmy Kimmel. Let that sink in.

@deltabilly1 4 жыл бұрын

I’m sure a lot of plumbers will also tell you this: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLUSH PAPER TOWELS!!!!!!

@notname4414 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever i see the word plumber my mind goes on a very different direction

@mnichols1979 4 жыл бұрын

Plumbers are seeing $$$ when they see people do stupid things like that.

@michelemarsden 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Lyons cortrct

@pdoylemi 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry - I have done that MANY, MANY times over the years - not a problem. Silly myth - it is all about the VOLUME of paper - not what kind.

@tonyamaya6972 4 жыл бұрын

@@pdoylemi it's not a "silly myth". They're totally different kinds of paper. Get a square of toilet paper wet and a paper towel the same size wet and visualize why it might be a problem. You can wipe your ass with small rocks because they too will flush but that doesn't mean it's a good idea for your plumbing

@mattberg6816 4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo is the best! He even got in uniform for the quarantine show

@jasonshawaga3413 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off through most of this. Could be because ive had a couple, and its snowing in april

@Valkyrie612 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for helping to keep us laughing, Jimmy.

@stouttaaddis989 4 жыл бұрын

I was drinking red wine with my online meeting and for once i wasn't bored...and yeah it was 9AM.

@SuperBC1975 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: "Welcome to what is either a show, or I'm having a paranoid hallucination." I'm going to go with choice No. 2.

@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын

Been feeling like that for a looooong while tbh

@lizd2943 4 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын

I have schizophrenia and wished this was a paranoid hallucination. 😂

@rosannelin4714 4 жыл бұрын

I woke up second day still drunk and thought we were being invaded by aliens 😂 😂 😂 kind of true in that state 😂

@rosannelin4714 4 жыл бұрын

@Jaron Winters look when I was young girl my friend family gave me custody of my best friend because schizophrenia. ... These people are not terrible but at this time lots of pressure

@melvina628 4 жыл бұрын

3:04 Guillermo has the best hairline in the business. 12:50 "All teachers need a raise".

@malikprince1113 4 жыл бұрын

I could hear the *applause* when Guillermo popped up drinking Don Julio like Juice Boxes!!! CHEERS!!!

@matthewakwera248 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being quarantined and still getting paid that much

@kparker905 4 жыл бұрын

Podcasters are too. Also, it's nice for Jimmy b/c he's probably trying to continue to pay his staff, and so, having money coming in from youtube ads might be helping a tiny bit

@thepursuitofhappiness2126 4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Akwera He’s still working. Others are working from home and getting paid too

@jennifermcgoldrick6323 4 жыл бұрын

@Why Not yeah but that's only about 20% of the population. Most viewers cannot work from home.

@douglaslowe5 4 жыл бұрын

He's still working.

@joemckim1183 4 жыл бұрын

@@kparker905 I would imagine that podcasters on certain videos that their views are way up now, a lot more people with a lot more free time while there's nothing on regular TV.

@MKMK-bj2sk 4 жыл бұрын

*I cant be the only one disappointed that Guillermo isn't drinking CORONA Beer*

@karenjanusch9288 4 жыл бұрын

Corona isn't a great beer, imo. durango has all the snobby small craft ales and IPAs..within the township, admittedly a small one, but we craft cbd as well. Now available (soon) in your area. Most of the cbd is non efficacious, ihave heard. It's a learning process when you see 50yo men on skateboards truckin down mainstreet. . Who would ever leave

@mattberg6816 4 жыл бұрын

Karen Janusch I can assure you I’d never go

@klarastern5597 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about children in abusive homes from the start... i heard, that there are codes, women can use, when they are in a pharmacy...to tell the staff, that they need help... but children? They don't know, that they deserve better... they don't know what to do.... they are stuck... and I'm really scared of hearing about children, who "went missing" during the lock-down... and no... I don't know what to do about it.. I wish I would... there might be children, who are still alive NOW... but won't be, when things are opening up again...

@Poolgirl007 4 жыл бұрын

Klara Stern I know, I’ve thinking about this as well. A young man from my town in British Columbia, Canada murdered his mother 4 days ago. I think this pandemic will either bring families closer or really ruin them.

@klarastern5597 4 жыл бұрын

@Tiger I. F. R. Tiger the US experienced, that forbidding alcohol just f*cks everything up waaaaay worse.... maybe do a quick google search on ´prohibition´

@celestejohnston6613 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy! Thank you for doing this! I watch it every morning. Rest assured I am in my living room laughing at you, but in a positive way! Keep it up! I love it!

@John.Skelton 4 жыл бұрын

His daughter "from his house" is so adorable! 😍

@chucksullivan5012 4 жыл бұрын

Trumps daughter u mean ivanka

@John.Skelton 4 жыл бұрын

@@chucksullivan5012 uh, what?!?

@dyskelia 4 жыл бұрын

That formal Friday thing is doing a world of good for people’s mental health

@imAdolff 4 жыл бұрын

Any chance your favorite candy is jawbreakers?

@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын

@@imAdolff mine is Laffy Taffy. Hbu?

@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah fr. Time to dress up today

@genevaloera1835 4 жыл бұрын

Yes I'm texting the group chat tomorrow to get ready 💃🕺

@Winteramen 4 жыл бұрын

@@imAdolff you know what, i take it back. My favorite is Trolli sour worms

@lanceseaman88 4 жыл бұрын

"Shouldn't the Hand Language guy be wearing a mask on his hands?" Gloves?

@fe5018 4 жыл бұрын

Hand masks...

@VirulentShuriken 4 жыл бұрын

Lance Seaman lmao 😂

@fe5018 4 жыл бұрын

@Richard why don't you sponsor some meals for them?

@alishaliddle4100 4 жыл бұрын

if one good thing comes out of this mess let it be hand masks

@lorderica 4 жыл бұрын

They really beer boarded themselves.

@tucci007da 4 жыл бұрын

"From his HOUSE!!' omg so cuuuuute

@daveguy11 4 жыл бұрын

Toney Tucci. I just want to watch that over and over.

@tucci007da 4 жыл бұрын

@@daveguy11 instant cheer-up

@kamrongrant 4 жыл бұрын

Bout 11mins in, who would have known Letterman did sign language, and so passionately! lol

@bigbudstud5558 4 жыл бұрын

That was my 1st. thought.

@docskate4312 4 жыл бұрын

Good golly, he really looks like him.

@MarkKramKarmVI 4 жыл бұрын

His sign gestures seem to be a mocking fashion...Laughing and taunting.⛑🇨🇭🎭🧻🐈🇧🇴

@dzerres 4 жыл бұрын

That sh!t is really distracting. 1. I'd love to know the statistics of how many people are in that target audience but 2. this is 2020; can't we get Google to instantly translate and upload to scrawl the closed captioning. Come on, those signers in the back look like they are having a seizure. Notice Trump doesn't have a signer probably because there's no sign for "bullsh!t" and "pu55ygrabber".

@michellesarrat7986 4 жыл бұрын

Yes we are listening Jimmy! And laughing 😝 thank you so much for continuing to do the show, it’s really helping mitigate the panic 😊😊

@MrLdv113 4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Kimmel U funny...señor Guillermo Went straight to business drinking from a straw. Love from Italy o.c

@viralocity_oficial 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, seriously.. your daughter is so cute.. she’s a charm . 🧚🏻

@420tradesmith 4 жыл бұрын

Monologing skills are top notch. I would feel awkward as hell doing them jokes with no response.

@tracyg9721 4 жыл бұрын

Jonson Doe lol the OJ part 😂😂😂😂

@lynnharr3911 4 жыл бұрын

I knew there was a reason I admired Guillermo.

@pattirandles1982 4 жыл бұрын

Please don't flush Paper Towels, they don't break down like TP and will clog your sewer and the public sewer.

@johayes7529 4 жыл бұрын

Oh god it's already Friday in Australia and I'm still in my PJ's and it's 5.30 pm.

@nintendolover114 4 жыл бұрын

Are you drunk yet mate? I am

@johayes7529 4 жыл бұрын

@@nintendolover114 nnuuppp, but I'm blissed out on weed today bro!😂 Being a very chatty drunk, I'm scared my dog will leave me, if I start drinking right now!😂🧚‍♀️

@leelou1981 4 жыл бұрын

Lol and it’s 5.30pm in Perth now ☺️ how you enjoying the lockdown? It’s not bad in Perth lol managed to finally get my hands on some toilet paper 🤣

@johayes7529 4 жыл бұрын

@@leelou1981 I just shop at my corner IGA an live with a dog so poo tickets haven't been a problem..But I've started cleaning weird stuff lately..My fan is sparkling along with all my dust collector's on shelves...

@JonnyUnderrated 4 жыл бұрын

@@leelou1981 ewwwwww. unless youre hot.

@JaiShreeKanha 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy:- Hello is anyone listening to me. Me:- yes sweetheart I m.

@harrio2wyse124 4 жыл бұрын

Hunny Sharma THATS my favorite right there

@amber4027 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for bringing a smile to our faces Jimmy!!!

@madmaninabox3638 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs Jimmy 😊 I really needed that, I think many many ppl do. Your a legend to keep it up! Hang in there man, & don't worry I'm constantly talkin to an empty room, I even answer myself 😂 Seriously I do. My thoughts r with U & ur family. Take care. 🙏💕

@LividImp 4 жыл бұрын

Stop giving that murderer attention. It will just encourage him to hold more press conferences....oh yea, and stop giving OJ attention too.

@kelgreen99 4 жыл бұрын

Both 45 & OJ need to have their Twitter accounts revoked.

@gowthamadithya6295 4 жыл бұрын

savage

@paulson2008 4 жыл бұрын

I always wait " from his House" Intro coz i get to see the cutest smile of the day 😱❤️

@estheraiyeniwon9551 4 жыл бұрын

paulson thomas she’s adorable. ❤️

@haroonmushtaq1287 4 жыл бұрын

She is so Cute & Adorable

@amanpotdar 4 жыл бұрын

Ohh God yesss I live for it everyday !

@leonidandreev1171 4 жыл бұрын

Her singing is really good too - no need for auto-tune there.

@tucci007da 4 жыл бұрын

Instant cheer-up moment for sure

@DrLC. 4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo’s definitely trimming his stache himself lol

@geejae4243 4 жыл бұрын

Lololol!!!

@williambird1234 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Jimmy and crew. I haven't laughed like that in a while. You are useful!!

@paulfestmusic 4 жыл бұрын

PSA: Flushing paper towels *WILL* clog your plumbing.

@dc43083 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I am glad someone said it, I was thinking the same thing

@paulfestmusic 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Jazz good point... don’t believe me, it’s your plumbing XD

@paulfestmusic 4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Jazz ok

@AlexanderStone 4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Jazz And when it breaks and no-one can come and fix it, what are you going to do? Query: Is there something in the water in the USA that makes so many of you this way?

@d8bn 4 жыл бұрын

"You know what, I never really knew what loneliness was until I started telling jokes to an empty room". LOL (we should all try that sometime)

@DianePeace420 4 жыл бұрын

I've been entertaining myself with my puppets. I do multiple voices, and put on a pretty good show! LOL At least I think I do, no idea, I lost my mind!☺✌😷

@Leen61 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs, Jimmy! The couple drinking beer from the garage door was hilarious! LMAO!

@laurieelliott3791 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious with the garage door 😂

@Mark-fe3dk 4 жыл бұрын

The whiskey may not fight the virus, but it prevents me from fighting my family 🥃👍

@tyakalvenkataramana2111 4 жыл бұрын

actually whiskey can be used for washing your hands; good disinfectant

@Mark-fe3dk 4 жыл бұрын

tyakal venkataramana I believe it works as a disinfectant if it’s 60% or higher ABV. Looks like I need some cask strength whiskey:p

@rebekahkissel7629 4 жыл бұрын

Mark wtf?

@leilanik.3918 4 жыл бұрын

Your daughter doing your intro makes me happy! So sweet and fun! Thank you!

@stephaniecassandras4017 4 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness for Jimmy and everybody/anybody with cheerful stuff!

@nightowlnativeflute9496 4 жыл бұрын

The scariest thing to see during these times or any other time, is OJ outside your window wearing gloves 🧤 coughing with a mask on. 😳

@shiruhinjijihinrushi3608 4 жыл бұрын

i love jimmy and guillermo! 💜😂

@christaleann5116 4 жыл бұрын

Mexican violance ? I was like "did i hear mexic - " ohh Donald.

@mictlanlopez19 4 жыл бұрын

Christa Leann he got wet for a min.

@population-_-420 4 жыл бұрын

@Christa Leann u single 🤔⁉️

@DjJokerr 4 жыл бұрын

If you think about it 99% of the gangs in America are Hispanics and blacks.

@sangellaferro 4 жыл бұрын

The name of his cologne!!l

@drunkmickeymouse 4 жыл бұрын

Moon shine is going big in dry countries they deliver! 😁

@YellowBird13 4 жыл бұрын

Love Guillermo's drink recipe!! Will try 😉

@kcmoore777 4 жыл бұрын

I love Guillermo's way of drinking lol!

@bintlooda 4 жыл бұрын

Gullirmo is feeling the effects of this quarantine his mustache is not even on both sides hhhhe

@michaelmcconnell3631 4 жыл бұрын

You sound more drunk than Guillermo, whose name you spelled wrong

@christinemusselman5499 4 жыл бұрын

They can't smell tequila on your breath during a teleconference. Love Jimmy!

@themtbrowns 4 жыл бұрын

Omg I love the Formal Friday idea! That is SO happening in our house!