Jimmy Kimmel Tells All the Trump Colonoscopy Jokes He Never Got to Make

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

We got a fresh batch of inside info about Donald Trump in a new bombshell book from former Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham, Trump got a colonoscopy without anesthesia so late night hosts wouldn’t make fun of him, Jimmy does all of the Trump colonoscopy jokes we were deprived of, California became a vote-by-mail state, Eagles QB Jalen Hurts gave an interesting postgame interview after losing to the Cowboys, we play a round of “Medical Sales Rep or Personal Trainer” in honor of “The Bachelorette” contestants being announced, Elon Musk is the World’s Richest Person again, Tucker Carlson got all fired up about a masked nativity scene for sale, and we look back a year ago this week for a new installment of “This Week in COVID History.”
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@ashwinf12
@ashwinf12 2 жыл бұрын
Biden telling Trump to shut up in such a pissed off yet calm way was a classic on it's own
@kyndramorgan2884
@kyndramorgan2884 5 ай бұрын
❤😂
@mountcomfort740
@mountcomfort740 4 ай бұрын
Yes and adult speaking to child
@shirleystephen8245
@shirleystephen8245 4 ай бұрын
Loved President Biden quietly telling Trumpty to shut up.
@deborahwade2641
@deborahwade2641 4 ай бұрын
Loved that! I can still see and hear it. 👍
@margaretjiantonio939
@margaretjiantonio939 4 ай бұрын
That really cracked me up when Biden told the mouth that roared to shut up. 😂😂😂
@lynnkayee1015
@lynnkayee1015 2 жыл бұрын
The best part about a Trump colonoscopy joke was he was apparently afraid of people making jokes about it. That makes any joke appreciated in my book.
@kimberly3110001
@kimberly3110001 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a endoscopy specialist. Thanks for the jokes.
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 жыл бұрын
His duty to make doody jokes😂😂😂😂😂
@cbulk1402
@cbulk1402 2 жыл бұрын
Never too late to dump on Trump, Jimmy!
@halofreak644
@halofreak644 2 жыл бұрын
🤣 the hardest part was getting the camera past pences nose 🐽! I died
@chrisyacoback6320
@chrisyacoback6320 28 күн бұрын
Jimmy you are the gift that keeps on giving ❤... every once in a while I take a trip down memory lane watching old Jimmy Kimmel monologues. Thanks ❤️💙🇺🇸
@tessaclasen-pierce8889
@tessaclasen-pierce8889 2 жыл бұрын
Keep doing this week in COVID history I love that
@michaelritter7022
@michaelritter7022 2 жыл бұрын
Like I wouldn't watch this show when jimmy was on vacation that's how much I love him he cracks me up thank God for jimmy Kimmel
@renatacantore3684
@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын
God bless Jimmy Kimmel!!! Thank you for making me laugh. I gave you 2 Standing ovations.
@jeffmoore4483
@jeffmoore4483 5 ай бұрын
God bless AMERICA and make it great again ! No matter how many people don't want AMERICA to be great AGAIN
@heatherarce3744
@heatherarce3744 28 күн бұрын
@@jeffmoore4483that’s what Biden’s doing. Making it great again after that Trump train derailment.
@debbyyacas7027
@debbyyacas7027 2 жыл бұрын
So funny! Loved every joke at McCheeto fart nugget's expense. 😆
@kittycatmommy2364
@kittycatmommy2364 2 жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing at the colonoscopy jokes! The BEST!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dorothygears1349
@dorothygears1349 2 жыл бұрын
The colonoscopy jokes cracked me up !! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel !
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF 2 жыл бұрын
Man. Rimshot after rimshot. It was something i didn't know I needed.
@julievarner6942
@julievarner6942 Жыл бұрын
Humor keeps us going
@margaretjiantonio939
@margaretjiantonio939 4 ай бұрын
We all found out what Trump was full of.
@badbiker666
@badbiker666 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit ... best colonoscopy jokes ever.
@alessandrapirelli7040
@alessandrapirelli7040 2 жыл бұрын
"And discovered two cancerous polyps... (cut to Jr. and Eric!)" LMFAO!
@atlanticbeach4682
@atlanticbeach4682 2 жыл бұрын
Robin Holliday.. . Don't forget his little princess ivanka!
@nags435
@nags435 2 жыл бұрын
@@atlanticbeach4682 better than crack head hunter
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 11 ай бұрын
​@@atlanticbeach4682 She can be the hemorrhoid😉
@happygrandma2732
@happygrandma2732 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel.
@ephraimkihahu9615
@ephraimkihahu9615 2 жыл бұрын
*Watching you Jimmy from my Cave here in Kenya, Africa* 🇰🇪 🇰🇪
@tempusfugit9009
@tempusfugit9009 2 жыл бұрын
u renting space? getting sick of my country, rather put my energy into something else.
@Jay-cx1it
@Jay-cx1it 2 жыл бұрын
@@tempusfugit9009 🤣🤣
@g0679
@g0679 2 жыл бұрын
Best Wishes fron Hogtown, Florida.
@lauriesmith589
@lauriesmith589 2 жыл бұрын
A cave is sounding real nice & safe to an American Democrat these days!?!? God Bless❤✌🤗🤙
@Chereese0808
@Chereese0808 2 жыл бұрын
Aloha from Hawai'i 🏝🤙🇺🇸
@loyi-kyong
@loyi-kyong 2 жыл бұрын
😂 the colonoscopy procedure and comments !!
@lisab9541
@lisab9541 2 жыл бұрын
The colonoscopy anaesthesia was the best experience ever. Well deserved after the horrible prep.
@rainbowwriter672
@rainbowwriter672 2 жыл бұрын
This was brutal AND SO AWESOME! The jokes are not even outdated!
@sandramorgan7977
@sandramorgan7977 2 жыл бұрын
how are you doing today?
@illyriumus2938
@illyriumus2938 2 жыл бұрын
he really has great writers! I loved this episode - Who knew that colonoscopy can be fun!
@francesca3813
@francesca3813 2 жыл бұрын
Your the BEST JIMMY KIMMEL.... Keep those Jokes rolling, roll him (D.T) up and out of this Country, PLEASE!
@stinkypinky1934
@stinkypinky1934 2 жыл бұрын
you child
@francesca3813
@francesca3813 2 жыл бұрын
@@stinkypinky1934A CHILD OF GOD! YES! ABSOLUTELY! you are the company you keep! Remember THIS! I CAN ONLY PRAY FOR YOU TOO FIND/SEE THE LIGHT! 😇🙏
@vicsanchez5100
@vicsanchez5100 2 жыл бұрын
it was a beautiful colonoscopy, the most perfect in history of colonoscopies like nobody has ever seen or will see.
@lcallahan8807
@lcallahan8807 2 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh! Thanks! Sounds just like him 😂
@joycemcswain5279
@joycemcswain5279 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ptuffgong8504
@ptuffgong8504 2 жыл бұрын
He invented colonoscopies.
@ptuffgong8504
@ptuffgong8504 2 жыл бұрын
@Micheal Connor 😂😂 We all know Trump's tired old script.
@opheliasarnyeneh6566
@opheliasarnyeneh6566 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone of you commenting below really knows for sure who Trump is. 😂 😂 Always lifting himself to where he doesn't belong. " Believe me, nobody ever knew about this but me" he says Just as no one else knew a hurricane could be extended with a SHARPIE.
@timothynugent7133
@timothynugent7133 2 жыл бұрын
The Trump colonoscopy jokes start at 3:50. They are absolutely hilarious!
@theirishman8356
@theirishman8356 2 жыл бұрын
So now Trump can brag about having the best Colonoscopy that doctor's have ever seen. 😋😅
@ik7482
@ik7482 2 жыл бұрын
Gross
@sydkiriakou2481
@sydkiriakou2481 2 жыл бұрын
And found a brain cell🤪
@rivernchelsea
@rivernchelsea 2 жыл бұрын
So beautiful
@secretsquirrel7374
@secretsquirrel7374 2 жыл бұрын
He probably did brag about that. He's such a narcissist
@czechmate784
@czechmate784 2 жыл бұрын
Bigly! 😂😂😂
@keishahart8439
@keishahart8439 2 жыл бұрын
2020 almost seems like urban legend now... What the HELL did we just live thru?! 🤯
@makeracistsafraidagain
@makeracistsafraidagain 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not wasting this opportunity.
@marlenesollgruber9186
@marlenesollgruber9186 2 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine anybody talking about ANY OTHER PRESIDENT of America in this way and being right? Seriously?
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын
As he sowed, so does he reap.
@Chihuahualover1765
@Chihuahualover1765 2 жыл бұрын
It's been done for decades! Haven't you seen all the other Presidents roasted? SNL started in 1975; they're infamous for making fun of Presidents🤣 This makes America great by being able to laugh at ourselves! Freedom of speech.
@charlesconnaughton7292
@charlesconnaughton7292 2 жыл бұрын
donald just think one day you will make people very happy.....
@mrsr003
@mrsr003 Жыл бұрын
Right now he’s just a recurring nightmare.
@kirkhughes9861
@kirkhughes9861 Жыл бұрын
I can... especially if it was president Marlene
@mikebastoni4490
@mikebastoni4490 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing surprises us at all about trump
@AlexTM44
@AlexTM44 2 жыл бұрын
"He is fine, what a relief... Thanks Satan" lol, I laughed so hard I scared everyone at home
@monos70
@monos70 2 жыл бұрын
The week in covid history clips are quite good, a stroke of genius. Who knew they'd be so intriguing to watch after all this time.
@peggyroberts3103
@peggyroberts3103 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy and your huge heart! Bless you.
@verntigo
@verntigo 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever came up with that “augered his innards” line... Give them a raise!
@drdalletri
@drdalletri 2 жыл бұрын
It is sooo amazingly hilarious! I can't stop laughing
@mlamarana
@mlamarana 2 жыл бұрын
Watching tucker that mad just gives me peace ✌️
@FrankBenlin
@FrankBenlin 2 жыл бұрын
So mad about nothing, as usual.
@vsedai
@vsedai 2 жыл бұрын
He made me almost want to buy a candle
@randibgood
@randibgood 2 жыл бұрын
@@vsedai He made me want to buy 12 sets of each nativity set. That way for the 12 days I can mail him a new set-after I "customize" the masks, of course! Then he'll have DHS investigating me! Lol!
@dw999
@dw999 2 жыл бұрын
There's a really good profile of him, in all his vileness, in this month's New Republic.
@carloslara8067
@carloslara8067 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson is mad man.
@BClocals
@BClocals 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is getting "Nasty" and I love it! 🤣
@meichellehuff846
@meichellehuff846 2 жыл бұрын
I love, love, love Jimmy K!!! U r so smart, respectful, kind, brave and funny as hell!!! Great job Jimmy!!
@brandonschauer8210
@brandonschauer8210 2 жыл бұрын
Keep speaking the truth Jimmy!!
@dnlprls
@dnlprls 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking the truth you are joking right? Lol
@bluntfruntac9981
@bluntfruntac9981 2 жыл бұрын
@@dnlprls Yeah I hear you but it's not a joke. These comedians on the TV actually tell more truth than someone like Trump, Former President of the United States. I hear you, it's mind blowing that Comedians would be telling more truths than what you would hear from a place that calls itself Fox News, Fox NEWS. But when Fox News go to court they make sure that they tell the Judge that it's not news that it's entertainment. Alex Jones was saying the same thing when he was in front of the Judge when his kids were taken away. Let me ask you, just because i'm curious, What Did Jimmy say that wasn't the truth in your mind?
@dnlprls
@dnlprls 2 жыл бұрын
@@bluntfruntac9981 If you really believe that Kimmel is telling the truth and has no bias. Then I really do not need to explain anything to you because you will never understand but one side, and that is yours.
@IvanGarcia-gr4eq
@IvanGarcia-gr4eq 2 жыл бұрын
@@dnlprls then stop watching jimmy. Duh. They crack jokes on truths. Lizzo said truth hurts!!! He makes fun of Biden too so why are you butt hurt( ha like what I did there) colonoscopy hurts!!!!!!!! Lmao
@judytelles9227
@judytelles9227 2 жыл бұрын
I am not a Trumper but its having a medical investigation for health. I wouldnt laugh at anyone having a procedure.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 жыл бұрын
The perfect end to a butt joke is a rim shot.
@4plus4equalsmoo
@4plus4equalsmoo 2 жыл бұрын
HAHA
@michaelrmurphy2734
@michaelrmurphy2734 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!!!!!
@lignow9762
@lignow9762 2 жыл бұрын
Lemons favorite or a wrap around , I mean circle back. Ask Jen.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 2 жыл бұрын
Your pun was a bit of a reach (...around)
@zencat999
@zencat999 2 жыл бұрын
thats rim job in this context.
@dpb8780
@dpb8780 2 жыл бұрын
I demand Jimmy's wife to come give her her view on the candidates of the Bachelorette again! Oh and all the tRump jokes were just perfect!
@susannegrabowski4685
@susannegrabowski4685 2 жыл бұрын
"...new book about Donald Trump. You remember that guy?" I'VE BEEM TRYING TO FORGET HIM FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS!!
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын
Important to remember him so we can be assured of "NEVER AGAIN".
@williamcortelyou9072
@williamcortelyou9072 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Bidens "Will you shut up man..." Was and still is epic. That night was so embarrassing.
@joshuacraig9061
@joshuacraig9061 2 жыл бұрын
It was that night that I knew Trump lost. He no longer had any control and in his mind he was still arguing with Hillary.
@karlhungus545
@karlhungus545 2 жыл бұрын
The real embarrassment began when Ronald Reagan was elected...
@annhodge5041
@annhodge5041 2 жыл бұрын
L
@alwayscheckthisstuff494
@alwayscheckthisstuff494 2 жыл бұрын
nah.. Biden didnt want Trump to have the most embarrassing moment so we now have Sept 11, 2021 images from Afghanistan . Every month since January he has added a better set of images :-) Those of you so proud you voted for Biden should send a letter to the families of the fallen Marines telling them how proud you are of your very wise decision making :-)
@czechmate784
@czechmate784 2 жыл бұрын
@@alwayscheckthisstuff494 and of course, we can also put in the letter the adroitness of "Mr. art of the deal" don the con , in the Doha agreement in February 2020, releasing almost 6k of Taliban forces including the Leader of the Taliban himself, and not including the government of Afghanistan in the negotiations. Yes sir, a Damn shrewd piece of negotiation! He's a shoo in for the Nobel peace prize on that. right up there with building the wall with Mexico, and Mexico will pay for it! BTW how much are you idiots giving to a millionaire narcissist to " stop the steal"?🤣 like Homer Simpson said "cmon let's really get stupid..."
@map0824
@map0824 2 жыл бұрын
Every one of those colonoscopy jokes had me falling on the floor laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@dasstigma
@dasstigma Жыл бұрын
So you got up immediately after falling, so you could fall again for the next one? Impressive!
@pam18ram
@pam18ram 2 жыл бұрын
He cuts his own hair? But he claimed $70,000 on his taxes for hair maintenance 👨‍🔧
@TheBioExplorer
@TheBioExplorer 2 жыл бұрын
That was for the weaves.🤣
@s4lroachclip
@s4lroachclip 2 жыл бұрын
Or his wife and daughters. His hair... he takes it off, then cuts it, then puts it back on.
@mackiri6996
@mackiri6996 2 жыл бұрын
@@s4lroachclip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reganleblanc3606
@reganleblanc3606 2 жыл бұрын
His baby hands couldn't work a pair of safety scissors
@mackiri6996
@mackiri6996 2 жыл бұрын
@@reganleblanc3606 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
@russellfeirstein780
@russellfeirstein780 2 жыл бұрын
Should start doing a "this week in Fox News" as well. This monologue was a classic though. Great job.
@hks2377
@hks2377 2 жыл бұрын
Lincoln Party has a “Last Week in the Republican Party” series on their channel. It’s funny/ mortifying.
@lorenzomuratori2462
@lorenzomuratori2462 2 жыл бұрын
Great show!
@ollievaughn8227
@ollievaughn8227 2 жыл бұрын
Hats off Jimmy and writers..LMFAO!!!
@notsocreative
@notsocreative 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson the only human who doesn't understand sarcasm... well, humor in general 🤣
@doralisapilarte7752
@doralisapilarte7752 2 жыл бұрын
Or anything, really
@notsocreative
@notsocreative 2 жыл бұрын
@@doralisapilarte7752 🤣 indeed
@christhompson3750
@christhompson3750 2 жыл бұрын
He's just jealous cause he doesn't have a candle.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 жыл бұрын
I have long since stopped reading any book about Donnie. But this Grisham book I might read because of the funny snippets we got so far 🤣
@phatesdesign3411
@phatesdesign3411 2 жыл бұрын
Your awesome jimmy!
@joyl3926
@joyl3926 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. This week in covid history is gold!
@poweroftruth9258
@poweroftruth9258 2 жыл бұрын
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life…. So
@RadarKat73080
@RadarKat73080 2 жыл бұрын
Trump couldn’t have had a heart attack or a stroke, you need a heart and a brain respectively first!
@hubertsang7418
@hubertsang7418 2 жыл бұрын
Trump is all three characters from Oz: tin man, scarecrow and lion rolled into one. No heart, no brains and no courage.
@AB-vc7ox
@AB-vc7ox 2 жыл бұрын
@@hubertsang7418 you left out the wicked witch - ugly and evil.
@zappafan1176
@zappafan1176 2 жыл бұрын
You're projecting.
@dar44445
@dar44445 2 жыл бұрын
@xxxRadarxxx Haa !!! Loved all repies too... (Except the last fudger on here⬆️)
@MS-st1zb
@MS-st1zb 2 жыл бұрын
If he can make president without a brain and here you have a brain and have accomplished nothing, where does that put you?.
@piconano
@piconano 2 жыл бұрын
Oh good.. A new book... Excellent timing... I was running low on toilet paper...
@kevinbradley3306
@kevinbradley3306 2 жыл бұрын
Those writers are working overtime Jimmy, keep it up
@KingUSMCO
@KingUSMCO 2 жыл бұрын
i knew as soon as that colonoscopy story dropped. it would be revelled in tonight.😂
@noelhausler2911
@noelhausler2911 2 жыл бұрын
I had one today no problem. As an older man it is wise to get one's plumbing checked. Glad I lived in Australia and it was free. It was great being under antensia I remember nothing.
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 2 жыл бұрын
Colbert did them too. Gold.
@shlepmessing8703
@shlepmessing8703 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... because the phony Kimmel can't talk about anything other than Trump. God forbid he discuss the disaster that is a 9 month long Biden abortion.
@gladysbehrens8519
@gladysbehrens8519 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy - You killed it tonight. I couldn't stop laughing. Your great ever night but tonight was so much fun. Thanks
@Davis777_69_years_and
@Davis777_69_years_and 2 жыл бұрын
How did 14 mins go by so quickly? Time sure does fly when you're having fun. Thanks for that Jimmy.
@0blueskycomplex
@0blueskycomplex 2 жыл бұрын
This week in Covid history. Gold 👌
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💖💖💖
@debstrzelecki2485
@debstrzelecki2485 2 жыл бұрын
Guillermo's laugh and smile always give me a happy chuckle.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
@@debstrzelecki2485 Me too.
@bamarmane4208
@bamarmane4208 2 жыл бұрын
''This week in covid history'' it is like a series mann!!! Every episode gets better! Thanks Jimmy and team!
@Metalbass10000
@Metalbass10000 2 жыл бұрын
The episodes could each be three to four times longer with all the failure to act, failure to comprehend, failure to care about the American people, and all the sadistic smirks and sadistic profiteering by the parasite career politicians, and their bribery paying constituency of billionaires and corporations.
@alexaales7937
@alexaales7937 2 жыл бұрын
they should show those in school in history class!
@kittiwhieldon4329
@kittiwhieldon4329 2 жыл бұрын
In two hundred years historians will watch it and think it’s just satire. They will undoubtedly think that no crisis could have been handled that poorly by functioning adults. I even watch it now in disbelief. But it happened. All of it.
@bamarmane4208
@bamarmane4208 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexaales7937 Definetly, and include the commentator's voice!
@aish125
@aish125 2 жыл бұрын
What a timing.I will get colonoscopy tomorrow.
@bella3775
@bella3775 2 жыл бұрын
Wait. Trump cuts his own hair with giant scissors? Didn’t he write off like 70K of his taxes for his hair maintenance as a business expense? 🤦‍♀️
@Its-a-me-michelio
@Its-a-me-michelio 2 жыл бұрын
Thats the grift
@justmeagain2996
@justmeagain2996 2 жыл бұрын
That's easy to explain: He hired Edward Scissorhands to do it.
@ramirorodriguez9671
@ramirorodriguez9671 2 жыл бұрын
Really Really nice scissors ✂️
@ericdickerson7656
@ericdickerson7656 2 жыл бұрын
YES!! He did claim an extraordinary amount for this. Is someone saying he may have may possibly have committed tax fraud?
@bella3775
@bella3775 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericdickerson7656 lmao🤣🤣
@zerroortiz6420
@zerroortiz6420 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy K we miss you it seems like you were gone for a long time. Just thought I should let you know how much you are so loved by all, except Trump.
@devilboy3100
@devilboy3100 2 жыл бұрын
The cut away to tucker “priceless” lmao
@richsims6870
@richsims6870 28 күн бұрын
Jimmy, you and all on your show are hilarious and thank you for calling out how inept and moronic our former disgraced pres is !
@edsonkicksworld8101
@edsonkicksworld8101 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy always making me laugh
@suezbell1
@suezbell1 2 жыл бұрын
The real problem was "45" was constipated and needed a deep cleaning.
@elviarodriguez3908
@elviarodriguez3908 Ай бұрын
Pukepootin is personally performing colonosco-spying on T-rump to find the secret gov. document that he stole .
@farhanuzzaman32
@farhanuzzaman32 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy can roast sooooooo effin well XD
@jkf663
@jkf663 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the colonoscopy jokes! GREAT! Hope Trumper sues for defamation of character as I am sure that Kimmel's legal team will drag that suit out forever and expose the Trumper that 'he has no character' - thus has no lawsuit.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 жыл бұрын
trump was so childish that he tried to get late night comedians and SNL canceled and taken off the air. Talk about a Dictator.
@rosemarienarcisse4756
@rosemarienarcisse4756 2 жыл бұрын
You are gifted Jimmy. Great show all the time👍🏽👌🏽❤️
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this guy!
@imchevychaseandyourenot5601
@imchevychaseandyourenot5601 2 жыл бұрын
@@seththomas1150 bro he's still talking about trump while biden sleeps during press conferences, he must really miss him and these people who are still fans of kimmel are low iq losers
@callum3069
@callum3069 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you warned that guy before blowing up his etsy store XD
@brianbrewster6532
@brianbrewster6532 2 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to create a This Week in Covid History compilation video. I just love these skits.
@zamnelna
@zamnelna 2 жыл бұрын
When Jimmy said, “escape rooms” I heard “skate brooms”. I was definitely having a “wtf does Chris like?” moment. 🤔🤣
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 11 ай бұрын
Skate brooms!😂 That's funny! I too suffer from selective hearing. Someone says something to me, but I hear different words.
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best Talk show on air right now. 👍🤗😇❤️💙
@addysaurus_gayii
@addysaurus_gayii 2 жыл бұрын
He is great but... John Oliver would like to have a word with you...
@Kermit_T_Frog
@Kermit_T_Frog 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, but Colbert is nipping at his heels. The writing on both shows is terrific.
@geza1014
@geza1014 2 жыл бұрын
In what way? He’s garbage now
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
@@seththomas1150 There is no such syndrome. It's a made up phrase for tRump's cult members to use because they can't think for themselves.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
@@geza1014 Yet you're here . Why be a troll?
@hunterdeane418
@hunterdeane418 2 жыл бұрын
Always love to hear what Jimmy Kimmel has to say about Trump, just by ripping on him so many times lol
@stephanierobison1842
@stephanierobison1842 2 жыл бұрын
One of my Facebook memories from today, "Will you shut up, man..."
@Edits-World
@Edits-World 2 жыл бұрын
Who can’t wait for “telling my kids I ate all there candy”. 😂 it annoys me but I love it
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Relax Mr Trump. Just imagine I’m the leader of North Korea Trump: Ohhhhhhh, do me big boy. Do me like you did in Vietnam. Take me roughly from behind. Doctor: Dial it back a little, ya freak. I’m not nearly drunk enough for this.
@bullrider5797
@bullrider5797 2 жыл бұрын
I love it, just made my Day.
@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 2 жыл бұрын
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
@abdurrafi6555
@abdurrafi6555 2 жыл бұрын
"This Week In COVID History" is THE BEST!!! I can watch it all day!
@lehammsamm
@lehammsamm 2 жыл бұрын
Tucker being vaccinated while railing against the vaccine has got to be the best irony. 😂 Fox requires the vaccine while at the same time allowing this waste of air to cry foul. 🤣😂
@UFwho
@UFwho 2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel? Agreed. Total bag of contractually obligated air. “Let them die” he said. Will never watch another clip of that divisive nonsense again. I’m not a trump supporter at all. But he wasn’t the divisive one. These guys are. Obviously.
@lazerlord9324
@lazerlord9324 2 жыл бұрын
@@UFwho More MAGA whining
@blackeyedsusan727
@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын
@@lazerlord9324 And lies
@blackeyedsusan727
@blackeyedsusan727 2 жыл бұрын
@@UFwho Uh huh. The Orange Squatter in the WH called the Nazis marching in Charlottesville "very fine people," and fueled and supported an attempted coup on our government because the terrorists are in his corner. Keep drinking that MAGA kool-aid
@UFwho
@UFwho 2 жыл бұрын
@@blackeyedsusan727 you’re right. “Very fine people” is much worse than “let them die”. Thank you for reminding me. Enjoy your toxic media. Cheers
@pwatson5766
@pwatson5766 2 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Grisham is alot better at dishing dirt than she was at being a press secretary. I'm glad she's dishing! 😝
@tomsaltsman
@tomsaltsman 2 жыл бұрын
My first colonoscopy was without anesthesia. I wanted to watch and I did enjoy the show. Fascinating. Afterwards, they gave me pictures.
@rezamotori5709
@rezamotori5709 2 жыл бұрын
you truely have gone where no one has gone before and seen things no one has seen before!......you are a new world explorer!
@fortybelow1973
@fortybelow1973 2 жыл бұрын
I asked the doctor if he could take a picture 3 inches before they inserted the tube. When asked why I said I needed an attachment to my letter of resignation from a lousy job.
@ESL-O.G.
@ESL-O.G. 2 жыл бұрын
good for you
@61Wolves-yt4yk
@61Wolves-yt4yk 26 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is the best person alive !!!
@Cromose
@Cromose 2 жыл бұрын
And lmao, that's why we line Jimmy 🤣, we have to do it lol
@natewelden
@natewelden 2 жыл бұрын
Great job Jimmie
@raymondfriis4778
@raymondfriis4778 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine what the doctor thought. We're going to need a bigger spoon !
@louiseasmith1336
@louiseasmith1336 Жыл бұрын
A bigger auger.
@packworld8419
@packworld8419 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimble always look spiffy in his suits🔥🔥
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын
The photo of Uday and Qusay (aka: DJT Jr and Eric) as the polyps was priceless.
@nolanpedersen7913
@nolanpedersen7913 2 жыл бұрын
This is damn excellent.
@ramonbonilla697
@ramonbonilla697 2 жыл бұрын
You give me peace 🤣❤
@mandyinseattle
@mandyinseattle 2 жыл бұрын
I need that Jimmy Kimmel candle
@lorettastephens7945
@lorettastephens7945 2 ай бұрын
I love your Trump jokes! Keep them coming!
@garywilson3042
@garywilson3042 2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA, love this!! 😂🤣
@mphmph1198
@mphmph1198 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked on the "Subscribe" button, and one of my enemies was destroyed. Thank you, Jimmy!
@MrDanMeman
@MrDanMeman 2 жыл бұрын
Putin laughed and replied back "shut up and dance puppet"
@amberhaverson7140
@amberhaverson7140 2 жыл бұрын
3:56 I laughed so hard, I scared my cat 😯
@Nav0nod
@Nav0nod 2 жыл бұрын
Best show love from canada
@heatherallen2236
@heatherallen2236 2 жыл бұрын
Seth Meyers used to be my favorite but he delivers his monolog so fast it gives me anxiety. Now Jimmy, you are my favorite, you are so chill and funny and you talk at a normal human speed
@reekevp1073
@reekevp1073 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way!!! I used to enjoy both, but Seth talks like he is trying to fit a book into 3 minutes!
@SK-ki1te
@SK-ki1te 2 жыл бұрын
If you watch on youtube you can slow the speed
@maribelcaudillo258
@maribelcaudillo258 2 жыл бұрын
geee! grandma! You are making Jimmy look old!
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 2 жыл бұрын
Same here... he used to deliver his monologue and would have me dying laughing.:: one day I clicked on and it was like he was on speed. He reminds me of Steve Miller ... he would ramble on fast with these jokes snd analogies that just went over the head and made you anxious.... exhausting. I wish he would go to back to his regular delivery.
@abc-bu7nr
@abc-bu7nr 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God for youtube I can watch Jimmy Kimmel Seth Meyers and Colbert within half an hour
@heidigone
@heidigone 2 жыл бұрын
When the doctor told Trump that he had polyps, Trump replied, "Of course I wear pull Ups. Couldn't you tell just by looking at my pants?
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva 11 ай бұрын
🤣
@dnaorbilen5343
@dnaorbilen5343 2 жыл бұрын
I look forward to this week in covid history lol
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