Trump Lashes Out at Taylor Swift, Chiefs Win the Super Bowl & Joe Biden Trolls Conspiracists

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6 ай бұрын

Jimmy & Guillermo spent the weekend in Vegas for the Super Bowl where the Chiefs took home the Lombardi Trophy, there were many notable Super Bowl commercials including several for religion, Trump went after Taylor Swift on Truth Social, Joe Biden took to Instagram to post a rant about “shrinkflation,” we have a new Super Bowl edition of Drunk Donald Trump, and we are pleased to share the world premiere of the official promo for the 96th Oscars on March 10th at 7e|4p on ABC.
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@Power_to_the_people567 6 ай бұрын

Trump saying that Taylor should not be “disloyal” to him assumes that Taylor gives a flying F of what he thinks to begin with. Disloyal? This guy thinks everyone owe him loyalty. Speaking like a true wannabe dictator.

@JianLakerson 6 ай бұрын

...like a mobster, he wants her to pay tribute, as if she owes him a favor. He thinks he deserves some of her money, such a scumbag, in a lot of financial difficulties 😅

@MsWarriordiva 6 ай бұрын

He's a narcissist & she owes him NOTHING!!!

@WorldNeeds911 6 ай бұрын

Trump is angry he isn't young enough to hit on Taylor and stand any sort of chance at getting her attention.

@norrisfong6445 6 ай бұрын

He signed the bill. That's it. He probably doesn't even know the oranges of the bill.

@flyrobin2544 6 ай бұрын

Thank you !👏👏👏

@OtayBuckwheat 6 ай бұрын

A big country came to me and said, Sir... with tears streaming down its mountains.

@OtayBuckwheat 6 ай бұрын

Not One of Trump's Children Could Remember Anything When Deposed. I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember I Don't Recall, I Don't Remember

@mariegarside8830 6 ай бұрын

@@OtayBuckwheat Fantastic observation.

@trey54321GO 6 ай бұрын

@OtayBuckwheat Exactly 💯 they're all some 🤥 fools. I love that moment when MTG "couldn't recall" saying Nancy Pelosi was a traitor, as evidence was about to be shown to prove it, she suddenly had superhuman memory recall!😂

@OtayBuckwheat 6 ай бұрын

@@trey54321GO I don't recall MTG ever saying ANYTHING INTELLIGENT 🤪

@rossdavies8250 6 ай бұрын

As a European, I endorse this message.

@TheGreatGatsbyUSA 6 ай бұрын

Once upon a time it was hard to tell who is crazy; today, all you have to do is look for someone with a red baseball cap.

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

💯

@daren7889 6 ай бұрын

RED HAT spelled backwards is HATRED ! Well that says it ALL about 45 Supporters! 🤔🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

@nzobrist6525 6 ай бұрын

They make it easy to identify the idiots

@superbiobabe 6 ай бұрын

It’s ok to reject Trump and still understand that Biden is not fit. It won’t change your views and beliefs. America deserves a better government than what we are being force fed. Your small view and determination to lump anyone who is not behind the corrupt government as it stands is what continues to keep America divided. I encourage you to open your mind and be willing to begin to cross over. Your government has encouraged this division and will continue to use it to control you.

@TheGreatGatsbyUSA 6 ай бұрын

@@superbiobabe Au contraire ma chère dame: Your overlord has you confused about reality. I would recommend NOT to send an (alleged) billionaire your hard earned $$$ and, definitely, not continue to spend time in his GRIFT shop. Your mother would be proud.

@kkk5491 6 ай бұрын

Please please please Judge Engoron put a smile on our faces. THe PTSD trump has brought on americans is off the charts.

@PurplePeopleEater00.07 6 ай бұрын

we stand with MSNBS! our beloved dearest president biden is the only hope for us chinese, as well as for north koreans, russians, iranians, venezuelans and burmese! americans please elect biden or at least our comrade gavel newsome forever!

@user-rc2pm3zk8e 6 ай бұрын

I so agree! Now I know what to call it! Thanks

@amybabbitt4198 6 ай бұрын

Amen

@ggall001 6 ай бұрын

AMEN!😊

@rcisneros8567 6 ай бұрын

That was distrubing. A guy indicted for the sexual assault of a 13 year old, with co defendant Jeffery Epstien, having teenage girls dance for you. Creepy.

@michaelmarrone5768 6 ай бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else was thinking the same thing.

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

Whoever organized that event should be investigated for child pornography and inappropriate behavior with a minor

@streef88 6 ай бұрын

I would believe he got the number from Epstein's black book...

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

I read that Court document too. What they did to her was disturbing. She was then threatened by them.

@Zalzany 6 ай бұрын

Exactly my first thought was he went to person who arranged it and said "thank you I needed this, reminds of Epstein's parties."

@JRcomments 6 ай бұрын

LOL. Kate McKinnon playing weird Barbie actually reminds me of Kate impersonating Phyllis Diller.

@mojo500100 6 ай бұрын

@@Riverratthh20 😂 well done! Thanks for bringing back memories of a very funny and talented lady.

@marybarry2230 6 ай бұрын

The whole Barbie skit was totally worth it, just to see Ryan Gosling at the end!😍

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 6 ай бұрын

all the actors including Kimmel were superb! Loved it!

@michellehoyt8218 6 ай бұрын

Shrinkflation is the damn truth

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

Yes, and a worldwide issue.

@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын

Corporate greed!

@curthennig9448 6 ай бұрын

It's been going on since 2008.

@nooneanybodyknows7912 6 ай бұрын

@@curthennig94482006 with Miracle Whip mayo. Kraft held out 4 years to 2010. It stopped being a quart of mayo reduced to 30 ounces. 😔

@cherrytraveller5915 6 ай бұрын

Donald doesn’t even take his marriage vows seriously so who is he to lecture on loyalty

@lorenzoblum868 6 ай бұрын

Best comment.

@Zalzany 6 ай бұрын

"But but it don't count if you pay for NDA with donor money" Is what his "christian" fans are saying sigh...

@mmflynn1 6 ай бұрын

He took his marriage vows about as seriously as his oath of office.

@LittleBlueOwl318 6 ай бұрын

He couldn't even be loyal to his OATH OF OFFICE!!!

@copscatchingtrumpsupporter3740 6 ай бұрын

Never took an oath he kept!

@HelynnHeels 6 ай бұрын

The cheerleaders at MaraLago...was that real? If so, it was really pathetic.

@manbtm1 6 ай бұрын

Right out of a salute in North Korea, which is what Trump has always salivated for.

@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 6 ай бұрын

And creepy. 😢

@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын

At least they didn’t wear the skirts!

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

Teenagers at that... not surprised.

@curthennig9448 6 ай бұрын

@@DianneMarian Donald told Baron to go to his room. These girls were all his.

@karinmiller1821 6 ай бұрын

Hey, Jimmy, I love that Biden called out “shrinkflation.” Someone needs to handle the greedy corporations.

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

It's called free-market economy. You can handle the price gouging (that's what it actually is) only by not bying the product.

@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын

Corporations are having record profits, they can at least give us appropriate sizes or prices!

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

I said the same thing to Jimmy. "It's true though; as a consumer I have noticed this. Some corporations are going back to pre-pandemic prices but with smaller packages, jars etc. In essence these Corporations are still making money at Pandemic levels by making smaller packages. I've even noticed with in store baking; example instead of the normal 6 strudels in a package they put 4 in a pkg. for the same price as the prior pkg. of 6. It's a form of price gouging. It's like they think we won't notice."

@Vanceinadress 6 ай бұрын

@LaDemocrazia Same argument goes for why DeSantis', Trump and MAGA attacking Disney was wrong and actually against conservative principals.

@Vanceinadress 6 ай бұрын

@@EuropeanWren I don't like it when big government interferes with the free market.

@willieherd6754 6 ай бұрын

Biden is spot on about the shrinkage in products. I have noticed the same in Australia.

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

Price gouging is worldwide. Greetings from Europe

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 6 ай бұрын

and in Mexico!

@jannetteberends8730 6 ай бұрын

I would never let my daughter that close to Trump, especially not dancing for him. What kind of mothers are that, they know his reputation with young women.

@coleengoodell7523 6 ай бұрын

I couldn't agree more. It made me feel a bit ill and dirty just watching the scene. Awful.

@gloriacotton421 6 ай бұрын

They’re thinking that “he was sent by God” so their daughter must be safe. Riiiiiiight. Or maybe they’re thinking if their daughter gets pregnant the child will be a demigod. Disgusting.

@streef88 6 ай бұрын

Trump got their number from Epstein's black book...

@bluelotus3750 6 ай бұрын

Thought the same thing. How is that not grooming? Or just plain abuse?

@Zalzany 6 ай бұрын

Ha my first thought was "must remind him of Epstein's parties."

@jimmyguitar2933 6 ай бұрын

I love how the high school band and cheerleaders didn't even bother to dress for the performance. In short, he crashed a high school band rehearsal.

@OriginalCaliKitty 6 ай бұрын

Well, that means they won't have to be paid!

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

He wouldn't have paid them anyway too bad they're not old enough to vote Blue all the way

@megasbaladoros 6 ай бұрын

Bet he crashed into backstage, too.

@pathemeleski 6 ай бұрын

Probably the school didn't want to be associated with a political even and forbade them from wearing the uniforms

@walterroma7368 6 ай бұрын

They kept their pants on.

@Diana_L. 6 ай бұрын

I'm waiting for Trump to claim that he wrote most of Taylor's songs, and that she owes him royalties.

@JamaicanRain 6 ай бұрын

If he sues Taylor Swift, I will be more shocked the stairs in my house are still there.

@duncanslater771 6 ай бұрын

The lyrics "It's me, me, I'm the problem, it's me." come to mind. I guess DT is not self reflective enough to have written those, but willing to be wrong ;-)

@katiehettinger7857 6 ай бұрын

I love a little salt.😄👍💖

@rooharris9099 6 ай бұрын

😆😆😆

@borano2031 6 ай бұрын

@@JamaicanRain Wait! Didn´t George Santos ink all those hits?? Rgr

@tselengbotlhole750 6 ай бұрын

The dancing man in the intro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The wife just ignored him, she must be used to it

@cheryal2809 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, she took one look and made a hasty exit. But he was having fun no matter what! Brings me joy to see others feel joy.

@gratefulone6669 6 ай бұрын

da way she jus casually walked on by... 😅

@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын

Luda!

@RavenG.est95 6 ай бұрын

The granddad dancing to Ludacris is giving Charlie Buckets grandfather in Charlie and the Choc Factory vibes 😂

@deborahbunka6661 6 ай бұрын

Wondering what was going on in Trump's head while watching the young cheerleaders made me feel a little scared for them.

@miapdx503 6 ай бұрын

I would not let my young daughter perform for him. I wouldn't let her anywhere near him. He has a history...

@toddr2265 6 ай бұрын

Of course tRump had to pay the girls to be there, as usual

@stephanieh5030 6 ай бұрын

One guess!

@amybabbitt4198 6 ай бұрын

He's so gross🤮

@JoshuaMartian-go3tm 6 ай бұрын

Did that Donald Trump cheerleading tribute remind anyone of something Kim Jung Un or Putin would do?

@karijane210 6 ай бұрын

Yes!

@jonduude 6 ай бұрын

Omg, I wasn't the only one! Chilling.

@manbtm1 6 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, yes that’s exactly what the North Korean dictator loves to see, it was rather pathetic to see these people do that in front of Trump, I thought, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a group of people try to pay homage to somebody like this in America , really nauseating.

@anthonyrousseau8050 6 ай бұрын

All it reminded me of is his infamous words on the Hollywood bus. God damn it...

@FEARNoMore 6 ай бұрын

maybe something Epstn use to do for him on the island?🤷‍♂

@chrisjames3087 6 ай бұрын

How somebody found a high school band to perform for Donnie will forever be a mystery to me.

@jackstrubbe7608 6 ай бұрын

Florida is FULL of high schools.

@streef88 6 ай бұрын

He got the number from Epstein's black book...

@nochill9722 6 ай бұрын

@AD-vf3ek yeah really tired of Biden claiming he is a better president than Lincoln, he's definitely not that great.

@user-tn3qf1gg1j 6 ай бұрын

Should have ideally been a marching band for Donnie's innuendo's to hit their mark

@EdwardWright-ns5xj 6 ай бұрын

Floriduh!

@danboyd2725 6 ай бұрын

What Trump wants is for Swift and Kelce to engage with him. The more they treat him as a anonymous nobody beneath their notice, the more it drives him crazy.

@patriciar3780 6 ай бұрын

I think that high school band for 45 is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. How pathetic can you get?

@Phantassm 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nedludd7622 6 ай бұрын

Trump forgot that he can longer recruit for Epstein's island.

@adamcoe 6 ай бұрын

You could say he's the Four Seasons Lawn Care of dictators. People joke about just telling him he won, and he's the president again and just pointing a camera at him every day, basically Truman-showing him until he finally dies and honestly it should not be off the table. He is a dangerous guy and clearly has no connection to anything resembling reality. Which means it would be incredibly, incredibly easy to fool him and make him think he's in charge.

@dangal9366 6 ай бұрын

I guess it sound cool when they thought about it. 😂

@coleengoodell7523 6 ай бұрын

They young cheerleaders in front of a known predator creeped me out big time.

@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын

I love it when Dark Brandon’s PsyOp plan comes together! Meanwhile, MAGA demand a Super Bowl recount…

@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын

Love it!❤

@gailcarmack2954 6 ай бұрын

LMAO!!!!

@CaptainBollocks.... 6 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, as much as I like the message to trigger the conspiracy theorists, the timing of it was extremely bad

@raymondtorres-gy8uj 6 ай бұрын

Darth Traitor would only imagine of having a PsyOp plan that great, he & his sheep's 🐑 are not that Smart to pull it off...😂😂😂😂

@dmiller5765 6 ай бұрын

The Oscarsland skit was great! TY for the shout out to Greta! Bravo to America, Kate, Ryan & Helen. Good luck, Jimmy. I hope Ryan shows up in a special I am Kenough tux. Lol.

@GigiolaCinquetty 6 ай бұрын

Actually, 'drunk Dooonald Chump' sounds much like 'regular Dooonald Chump' ... 😁🤣🤪

@ivomusician 6 ай бұрын

F-ing brillant! Thanks for the many laughs... and best from abroad in Switzerland! And don't forget to always vote blue, people... from bottom to the top!! Thank you. 💙💙

@sheltonbailey6548 6 ай бұрын

That Drunk Donald Trump segment, pure gold!

@billyrodriguez1878 6 ай бұрын

Did he really talked like that or was it edited?

@stephanieh5030 6 ай бұрын

Is he still using? I thought when he left the white house he went cold turkey?

@wanderingyoutube 6 ай бұрын

Go Grampa! Grandma walks in and goes, 'Nope. Better go before he reaches for the Cialis' 😅

@Veritas2154 6 ай бұрын

45 asks how do you pronounce F.A.N.I. in his case it's pronounced NEMESIS🤣🤣🤣

@miapdx503 6 ай бұрын

Lil, it's pronounced "you lose again grifter!"

@katiehettinger7857 6 ай бұрын

😊👍💖

@tylerhackner9731 6 ай бұрын

Trump is so obsessed with swift lol 😆

@Shea3224 6 ай бұрын

Ikr? Fox news, & the rest of that crowd is too. Lol. They love spreading those conspiracy theories when it comes to Her. Smh.

@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos 6 ай бұрын

So r his goons of worshippers the MAGA cult 😂

@Bargerland 6 ай бұрын

Donald invented Taylor!

@Zalzany 6 ай бұрын

She is a real billionaire for starters and has more followers then him she is in short he wishes he was, with his anti LGBT hate stuff wouldn't surprise me none if he wanted to be a woman too lol

@petraroch8510 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, if she wasn't his daughter, he'd probably be dating her.😮😂

@bozhijak 6 ай бұрын

The hired cheerleaders i hope got paid before the show. That was creepy as F*

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

Just like his hamburgers for everyone in Ohio McDonald's and walked out without paying

@katiehettinger7857 6 ай бұрын

It sure was a what the f**** moment. 😬

@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 6 ай бұрын

The coach probably got paid. If the girls are in high school I'm sure unfortunately

@amybabbitt4198 6 ай бұрын

Ugh. But thank you for saying it.

@LH-fp8kr 6 ай бұрын

Ms. Swift crushes old ridiculous Trump in an instant with her intelligence, integrity and talent. NO competition, just disgrace for him.

@The1HP 6 ай бұрын

U serious with this comment?? Damn this country is doomed

@2fast2nick 6 ай бұрын

@@The1HP Well considering Trump has not much intelligence, not too hard to crush him.

@guildpilotone 6 ай бұрын

That band+cheerleaders looked like something that would happen in North Korea.

@sw9361 6 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same exact thing!

@markwilliamson4006 6 ай бұрын

Made me sick watching The Dumpster ogling those young girls. Need to investigate whoever hired these kids to entertain the Orange 'Dear Leader'.

@charleswoods8471 6 ай бұрын

Do you think those young ladies cheerleading for Donnie know he is the one MOST responsible for taking away THEIR RIGHT TO CHOOSE??

@Lonewolfmike 6 ай бұрын

Donnie was eyeing the cheeleaders the whole time.

@michaelmarrone5768 6 ай бұрын

Thinking he would be dating them in a couple of years.

@jackstrubbe7608 6 ай бұрын

Matt Gaetz is dating them now.

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

Playing pocket pool the whole time .

@streef88 6 ай бұрын

He found the number in Epstein's black book...

@bluelotus3750 6 ай бұрын

He was trying to lure them with his slick moves🤮

@kingstonart 6 ай бұрын

Finally someone in power calls out corporate greed on social media and the comedians switch the focus. Love that the audience were all on the ball and took note.

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

As a consumer I have noticed this. Some corporations are going back to pre-pandemic prices but with smaller packages, jars etc. In essence these Corporations are still making money at Pandemic levels by making smaller packages. I've even noticed with in store baking; example instead of the normal 6 strudels in a package they put 4 in a pkg. for the same price as the prior pkg. of 6. It's a form of price gouging. It's like they think we won't notice.

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

@@kingstonart IMO It is done under the sly thinking people won't notice. Maybe the rich won't notice but people that are not will; or people that price watch looking for the best deals. As to your comments on leaders being blamed I hear yah! Also It can't be easy for any President to get the economy back from a Global Pandemic. But President Biden is doing it. And like he honestly says; "we have more work to do".

@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 6 ай бұрын

Yes exactly thank you for the truth people need to realize

@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T 6 ай бұрын

@@DianneMarianno there still expensive pandemic prices

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

@@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T Yes and it's time the lowered their prices!

@ericoberlies7537 6 ай бұрын

In the Army, in Korea, the Super Bowl was broadcast very early on Monday. We got Monday morning off.

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

USA 🇺🇸 vote Blue and not for a traitor that has so much disrespect for the American military past and present

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 6 ай бұрын

What!, was Kim watching it?

@ericoberlies7537 6 ай бұрын

@@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg It was broadcast on Armed Forces Korea Network. I’m showing my age, it would’ve been Kim’s grandfather … the original Kim.

@aliasalias8433 6 ай бұрын

Cool 😎

@lizromeo8184 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service! God bless you all for serving this great country 🇺🇸

@sherrimora1097 6 ай бұрын

WE ARE IN A BATTLE for democracy & YOU know it ❣️☮️☮️☮️

@recole374 6 ай бұрын

He's right. The grocery stores are doing that and I for one can't afford it. They're are doing it with everything!!

@einundsiebenziger5488 6 ай бұрын

They* are doing it

@stephanieh5030 6 ай бұрын

Donald said ir was a great idea!

@philoctetes_wordsworth 6 ай бұрын

3:57 To the Scientologists: why, yes. Yes, I am curious. I am very curious about the whereabouts of Shelley. Where is Shelley, David Miscavige?

@autonomouscollective2599 6 ай бұрын

I was actually expecting Jimmy to said that. But then again, that’s kinda John Oliver’s thing.

@perigee1275 6 ай бұрын

I'm beginning to think that this November the ground is going to open up and swallow Trump and all his minions like a scene from the Bible.

@coleengoodell7523 6 ай бұрын

Oh I would so love that.

@watersipper1116 6 ай бұрын

Make it so.

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 6 ай бұрын

I have this sneaking suspicion that Donnie's going to stroke out this coming hot Floridian summer

@markberryhill2715 6 ай бұрын

@@watersipper1116 you've just got to believe! You've got to believe it to receive it!

@andrewwilliams9599 6 ай бұрын

I agree with Joe about shrinkflation. You can't even get a pint of ice cream anymore--it's now 14 ounces--but you pay the same price, or more, that you did for a pint. And as for bags of chips, the late Will Durst nailed it over 30 years ago: "Half of this is AIR!"

@WillChil466 6 ай бұрын

U mean half GL.

@EmbraceThePing 6 ай бұрын

Phyllis Diller was laughing hysterically in her grave.

@bikrantakharel3031 6 ай бұрын

Why the hell is red the color of gop. It should be orange 😭

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 6 ай бұрын

Nah "Tan"......like Fecal Treacle

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

That's their leader most of them are yellow

@Slo-ryde 6 ай бұрын

It means corporate communism!

@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын

Congratulations to the Kansas City Swifties for winning the Super Bowl!

@mariegarside8830 6 ай бұрын

Giggle

@JohnSmith-pg9ns 6 ай бұрын

Taylor is a real American 🇺🇸

@joannajamerson35 6 ай бұрын

Ikr ..I was hoping, so the gop would freak out 😂

@filipohman7277 6 ай бұрын

Crazy 87 should get Kicked out from The Team and No NFL Ring

@funnygirl2069 6 ай бұрын

Snow ❄️

@guyrose6602 6 ай бұрын

Same crowd: calling the event rigged before it happens, claiming it was obviously rigged after because they are nothing but sore losers. Predictable, despicable, deplorable, pathetic.

@genomitchalinni8106 6 ай бұрын

In a great sense of humor,for folks with no sense of humor, Biden posted "Dark Brandon, Just as planned!".

@donaldtackett2878 6 ай бұрын

Old Smelly #45 was slobbering over those little cheerleaders!

@Minifiguresandstuff 6 ай бұрын

JIMMY love your show! Thanks for making us laugh and I hope you have fun hosting this years Oscars. 😊

@WillChil466 6 ай бұрын

He heats Ellen or Ricky Beercais. Ug

@Max_Mustermann 6 ай бұрын

Scientology: "Are you curious?" Me: "Yes. Where is Shelly Miscavige?"

@DennisTheInternationalMenace 6 ай бұрын

I would have died if Taylor wore a Biden/Harris 2024 shirt at the Super Bowl. Would've gotten their panties in an uproar! 😂

@WhyYesIAmABich 6 ай бұрын

I was laughing so loud at the Oscars intro! That was amazing!😂😂😂😂😂

@hazelanderson1479 6 ай бұрын

I think Jimmy meant to say the Golden Shower Bachelor.

@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂❤❤❤

@8arrows 6 ай бұрын

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@marshamariner7897 6 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😂😂✌️😍🖖🖖🤪🤪

@montanasuede 6 ай бұрын

lol ew lol ew lol ew lol ew

@patriciaschilling6290 6 ай бұрын

I love Jimmy Kimmel!! He never fails. Going to the Oscars bit was just what I needed.

@rhondah1587 6 ай бұрын

I loved President Biden's Tik Toc ad. Thought it was spot on and important to say. Joe's got his fingers in everything that matters to the people and is the sharpest 81 year old I've seen.

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

Agree 💯.

@miapdx503 6 ай бұрын

I'll take his experience, sanity and ethics over Don the Con every time.

@lenawagenfuehr53 6 ай бұрын

I know two who are much sharper and older - raise the bar, dude

@joenisnapje712 6 ай бұрын

Biden should make Taylor his potential new VPOTUS just to fogg with Trump a little 🤣

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

🤔🤣

@JamaicanRain 6 ай бұрын

I’m down.

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

Or worn a T-Shirt that says Biden/Harris 2024. The ketchup would have been flying! LOL

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky 6 ай бұрын

... he'd win a landslide, but a better choice would be Michelle Obama 💘👸🏿

@avolite719 6 ай бұрын

"fogg" ???

@nbenefiel 6 ай бұрын

My only reason for watching the Super Bowl was to watch Taylor Swift piss off Donald Trump.

@katiehettinger7857 6 ай бұрын

😄👍💖

@maw6456 6 ай бұрын

Same here🇺🇸❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

@RamiroDzulg 6 ай бұрын

Did that Donald Trump cheerleading tribute remind anyone of something Kim Jung Un or Putin would do? could be all much better with AMZPKK and guys taking part

@jackthetford7558 6 ай бұрын

The only ones paying homage to trump should earthworms.

@josephmull2158 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely.. incredibly odd

@christopherkovalcheck3964 6 ай бұрын

Yeah...That was disturbing...

@mohergenrader2113 6 ай бұрын

That was a kimjungputrump move.

@pfannkuchenchen 6 ай бұрын

This comment has been copied from another one hours earlier, but has injected some promotion for AMZPKK. Whatever that is. Good luck with that, bot.

@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын

Trump also took credit for the Titanic and the Hindenburg.

@user-rm8yn2tr7e 6 ай бұрын

And assisting in the Vietnam war by dodging the draft.

@rl2104A 6 ай бұрын

Also great endorsement of Forbes magazine as a spanking equipment.

@user-bi6cl9rt9o 6 ай бұрын

TFG invented penicillin.

@1YzeWhoaman6821 6 ай бұрын

He's a grandiose narcissist with a specialty in projection.

@kenteague4802 6 ай бұрын

and those airports in the civil war😂😂

@prowlermadmax2 6 ай бұрын

Taylor Swift should record a cover version of Viva Las Vegas.

@markberryhill2715 6 ай бұрын

Spot on! And I wish she would learn to do some covers of ONJ,Linda Ronstadt,Carly Simon,Aretha Franklin,Donna Summers,etc. songs. Break outta that straightjacket of only doing her own sh!t !

@suzannefarrington4143 6 ай бұрын

@@markberryhill2715🤣🤣🤣

@christa4338 6 ай бұрын

I love the classy way Taylor and Travis are dealing with this righttard insanity. Kudos!

@thedocklighter 6 ай бұрын

Not just shrink-flation but a growing trend of skimp-flation, where products are now being made with cheaper, poorer quality ingredients and materials, and/or substitutes, or with smaller proportions of quality materials/ingredients.

@direwolf8776 6 ай бұрын

Kimmel and his writers who were dismissive of that. Also did his writers forget, that shrinkflation (is a part of a big problem of price gouging) ware one of the reasons why they rightfully went on strike in 2023.

@direwolf8776 6 ай бұрын

*were

@thebirdnest4195 6 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is the best!

@Chong688 6 ай бұрын

Jon Steward is back

@Shea3224 6 ай бұрын

YESS!!

@dustin6828 6 ай бұрын

He’s a schill

@maureen669 6 ай бұрын

@@Chong688Love Jon Stewart but he can't touch Jimmy's humor, timing, delivery etc. ✌️

@kittyhazes5741 6 ай бұрын

Luv me some Jimmy Kimmel😻😻😻

@beachbum6781 6 ай бұрын

trump called out Taylor cuz She IS a Billionaire! lol

@katiehettinger7857 6 ай бұрын

Self made woman billionaire who shares the wealth with her team the exact opposite of Donald J. Trump. 😉👍💙🇺🇸🕊

@jstsayn9133 6 ай бұрын

I could see Taylor thinking: "Stay in your lane, Travis!"

@erict4444 6 ай бұрын

That old dude yelling "LUDA" was awesome.

@joshsanchez4342 6 ай бұрын

Did not know Ryan Gosling could do that 😅😂

@donnacland 6 ай бұрын

Best Oscars promotion ever 😂😂😂

@alexisgahona2315 6 ай бұрын

Phyllis Diller was laughing hysterically in her grave. Who of you also got into AMZPKK today

@pfannkuchenchen 6 ай бұрын

This comment has also been copied from another one hours earlier, but has injected some promotion for AMZPKK. Whatever that is. Good luck with that, bot.

@brianthomason5022 6 ай бұрын

Google did not help me figure it out either.@@pfannkuchenchen

@mtb095 6 ай бұрын

Taylor’s face when he was singing was hilarious

@aro3275 6 ай бұрын

“That was a little pitchy dog” - Taylor Swift to Travis Kelce.

@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын

Lol, I had the same idea as Jimmy....this is the beginning of the end of the relationship 😅

@ProfHoff 6 ай бұрын

This was one of the most feverpitch monologue dreams of all-time 😂

@XxGothsCanSmile2xX 6 ай бұрын

I really loved that Joe Biden took on the important issue of shrinkflation. Not only is it a topic that needs more attention, but I absolutely love the way he parodied the ''Marcus Theater' bumper that plays right before each movie at their theaters to do it!

@user-rt8we9lz4x 6 ай бұрын

Thank you Mr. Kimmel. You are a national treasure. Keep up the great work.

@zilcher 6 ай бұрын

Carrot top looks like death.

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 6 ай бұрын

Time marches on for all of us.

@sonofradium4835 6 ай бұрын

Drugs are bad for you.

@davidgoosen1633 6 ай бұрын

He looks fine

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

My thoughts also, even though I'm getting up in age. Some people don't age well especially in a fast lifestyle.

@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын

Steroids are as good as you think they are! And a few cosmetic adjustments!

@surewhatever8843 6 ай бұрын

Biden’s shrinkflation rant was interrupted by an unskippable ad for a major ice cream brand. It ended just in time for Joe to cap it off with “It’s a rip off!” PERFECT! 🤣🏆

@jannetteberends8730 6 ай бұрын

Shrinkflation was number three in words of the year 2022 in The Netherlands. But maybe we are more attentive about money, being Dutch.

@laundrysauce234 6 ай бұрын

not gonna lie Biden may be onto somethin with that video

@vduncan54 6 ай бұрын

Shrinkflation has been going on for many many years. Toilet paper,Puffs kleenex,ice cream,etc.have been getting smaller for over a decade. The greed keeps getting bigger with these companies..

@DianneMarian 6 ай бұрын

It's true though; as a consumer I have noticed this. Some corporations are going back to pre-pandemic prices but with smaller packages, jars etc. In essence these Corporations are still making money at Pandemic levels by making smaller packages. I've even noticed with in store baking; example instead of the normal 6 strudels in a package they put 4 in a pkg. for the same price as the prior pkg. of 6. It's a form of price gouging. It's like they think we won't notice.

@Zalzany 6 ай бұрын

@@jannetteberends8730 It was giant deal in USA too but they paid people to say it wasn't that big of a deal here. Like I saw people talk about it and just get hounded about how its not a big deal online in US. Like they sicked people on them but it was very much said a lot

@donbrown1284 6 ай бұрын

Ryan G.'s "What...?" 😮‍💨 I couldn't stop laughing. Bring on the memes!

@tolkkeen 6 ай бұрын

Two separate Matt Damon SLANDER in a monologue. Love it

@Flamenco1313 6 ай бұрын

Your production crew is the best… loved the road-trip to the Oscar’s…. Time to give them a raise.

@kimstanley2638 6 ай бұрын

Absolutley BRILLIANT!!!

@user-rk2ln9eb6q 6 ай бұрын

agree!

@CarlDalach-px4cj 6 ай бұрын

Look dude, we love Joe...He stands in the way against Trump and his minions. And he's done a lot for working people.

@nicolesaintdenis 6 ай бұрын

If they can pay for commercials, they can pay taxes

@TheSocratease 6 ай бұрын

That's why the yr evangelicals are so opposed to the IRS. They don't want to be investigated. No agents=no investigations. Mike Johnson hides his assets through his 'church'. They all do it.

@kathleencandelaria4106 6 ай бұрын

Maybe you can imagine Trump running around the yard if you realize at one time whales had legs.

@katiehettinger7857 6 ай бұрын

I love a little salt. 😄👍💖

@Shea3224 6 ай бұрын

I freaking Love Jimmel Kimmel!! He's absolutely hilarious, & keeps it 💯!!

@trey54321GO 6 ай бұрын

For some strange reason, "Kimmy Jimmel" made ROTFLMAO😂!

@davidbatin1699 6 ай бұрын

He picks on everyone. He's a child in a grown man's body.

@easternyellowjacket276 6 ай бұрын

The little vid with Trump and the cheerleaders reminded me of something I'd see in North Korea for Kim Jong Un.

@JohnTLyon 6 ай бұрын

Thing is, Joe is right about shrinkflation.😡😡😡Is she channeling Phyllis Diller???

@cherrytraveller5915 6 ай бұрын

Yes you are right. My body wash has gone up in price and is 200ml smaller. Such a rip

@teebles 6 ай бұрын

How the heck does Ryan Gosling scream at such a high pitch?!?

@angelikalindenau943 6 ай бұрын

Practice practice practice...

@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ 6 ай бұрын

Ken the doll dont have a package, i think thats how 😅

@sydkiriakou2481 6 ай бұрын

Trump may never had thrown the ball with Eric and Jr , but I’d bet he threw a ball or two with ivanka😜

@danielewillie9279 6 ай бұрын

I was waiting for his comment on the Dunkin' ad. Touch down favorite. 2nd was the former governor's 😂😂 with State Farm

@EjaBe23 6 ай бұрын

Totally agree with you! Neighbar!!

@AnnieWarbux 6 ай бұрын

"Drunk Donald Trump!" 🤭 Love it! More, please?! See you at The Oscars!😉

@stephanieh5030 6 ай бұрын

Not drunk drugs!

@sevresblue 6 ай бұрын

Damon, Affleck and Brady were the BEST!

@obihave3210 6 ай бұрын

Lol trump is so threatened by Taylor Swift.

@elfletcha 6 ай бұрын

Thought that was Phyllis Diller 😂

@ItIsWhatItIs8120 6 ай бұрын

Look at Trumps elf shoes ?

@Robert-cb9dd 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@autumnleaves8553 6 ай бұрын

Lol! 😂Yes, I clocked them.

@robynsegg 6 ай бұрын

18:00... Those were the most uncheerful cheerleaders I have ever seen in my life. And one other thing... Is Trump EVER going to learn how to dance????? He always does that one STUPID move where he gingerly stomps his feet up and down while doing that "drying your back after a shower motion with an invisible towel". As Charlie Brown would say, "Good grief!" 🤦‍♀

@mlbrooks4066 6 ай бұрын

He can’t move more than that. He would fall down.

@Fanney47 6 ай бұрын

9:49 he's not wrong tho. Lol. Shrinkflation does suck.

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 6 ай бұрын

10:37 Fani in Fani Willis' name means blessings in Swahili, which is where her parents derived her name. It's pronounced Fahni. Why is that difficult for people to understand?

@EuropeanWren 6 ай бұрын

It means _prosperous_ in Swahili, and _free_ in Latin.

@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ 6 ай бұрын

"Where did Jesus get $7 million dollars?" Being non profit and tax-exemt and fear mongering bunch of ppl into "titihing and offering" gets you that 😜😅

@solvseus 6 ай бұрын

The answer to that is pretty clear once you know the group that funds these. A bunch of wealthy hypocrites who preach stuff like what's in the ads, because they were market researched to be targeted to young people, but in practice are greedy conservatives who push for taxcuts, whine about regulations, pay their employees nothing, fight against things like giving them healthcare, and are basically everything Biblical Jesus spoke out against. But sucker other fundamentalists into donating their SS checks to "the cause".

@manbtm1 6 ай бұрын

Yes, fear mongering many people that can barely put food on the table, yet they donate to these mega, rich, evangelical, pastors, and prop up the guy who sits on gold toilets. Truly surreal.