Second Whistle Blown on Donald Trump
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4 жыл бұрынA second whistle has been blown with first-hand information about Trump's call to Ukraine, text messages suggest quid pro quo, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry takes the fall for putting Trump up to the call, U.S. troops are being pulled out of Syria after a call between Trump and the President of Turkey, Trump tweets about his own 'great and unmatched wisdom,' we might finally get to see his tax returns, and Pat Robertson does something crazy on the air.
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Second Whistle Blown on Donald Trump
• Second Whistle Blown o...
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm only interested in corruption..." Committing it? yeah, we know.
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
And proudly confessing it on national TV!
@bethy-lou3307 4 жыл бұрын
@@blehblah9233 You can do it yourself. Tap the video, you will see three vertical dots. Tap the dots, a menu will pop up. Tap captions and a menu will give you a choice of options. Tap "Turn Captions off." Good luck. If that doesn't work go to settings and turn them off there.
@FGP_Pro 4 жыл бұрын
@RV Caballero That's some nice whataboutism. Putin's proud of you, brainwashed minion.
@FGP_Pro 4 жыл бұрын
@RV Caballero And, sorry, but the Klan are conservatives and always have been, you pathetic moron.
@karinbarger9192 4 жыл бұрын
New Message, I think that may have been the second truth he’s uttered in the last 3 years. The first being,” I love the uneducated.”
@ebbyc1817 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm only interested in, corruption. I don't care about, politics" Indeed.
@cheatinjoebiden4806 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel of Pedowood has so much to lose from a Trump-run government. His punditry is unsurprising.
@Sargethe1st 4 жыл бұрын
Ebby C , yeah, the whole world knows 🤨🧐😏, duh.
@pdoylemi 4 жыл бұрын
@@cheatinjoebiden4806 Everyone does, jackass.
@dons106 4 жыл бұрын
@schwadaddy81 Hamburders...
@user-bl4oq7fd8d 4 жыл бұрын
God blesh the Unishes Shtatesh.
@NassusTV 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m only interested in corruption, some would say I’m the best at corruption”
@jaswmclark 4 жыл бұрын
@Hal Jordan " GREAT AND UNMATCHED WISDOM ? " CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND FIRE INWARDS !
@gabrielladots5990 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 4 жыл бұрын
The biggest corruption you've ever seen. 10/10, would collude.
@husseinmohammed1431 4 жыл бұрын
Believe me!
@lindacurtsinger3637 4 жыл бұрын
I'm worried he will sail us out to ISIS my sis is Salem on a cemetery lot her middle name is Làfey scared me he Nick name is càndy like Andy beàsher
@Rugelacharugula 4 жыл бұрын
"If that gun isn't smoking, it's vaping like a mother right now."
@DANNYonPC 4 жыл бұрын
''I don't care about politics'' - Donald Trump Yes, we know.
@ramsesjfg7668 4 жыл бұрын
@Adi-LMNOP You can't expect much fom these bright bulbs
@mortalclown3812 4 жыл бұрын
@@ramsesjfg7668 fom 🤦
@worldfamousgamer9191 4 жыл бұрын
@John ur ignorant ass is whats wrong with america
@ramsesjfg7668 4 жыл бұрын
@John Funny how you're quick to roll all Trump supporters into a ball and make assumptions about them. You will find more integrity in people who support your President than in people who just sit there and criticize the person who is fighting for them.
@NoctumusTV 4 жыл бұрын
At this point, being a Trump supporter is 100% equivalent to telling everyone around you that you're mentally developed as a 10-year-old. Unfortunately, for this exact reason they truly cannot see just how stupid and embarrassing they make themselves look when they try to defend him.
@ih8tusernam3s 4 жыл бұрын
"...my great and unmatched wisdom" this guy is off the rails; textbook narcissist.
@quizzabella 4 жыл бұрын
Who says that? Even the Dali Lama is probably going "whoa dude, I'd be embarrassed if people said that about me, let alone saying it myself". Trump's been going off the rails for a while but the impeachment looming has made him go full on Loony Tunes. For goodness sake America, put the orange thing in a nursing home before he starts messing with the nuclear codes.
@lynnwilhoite6194 4 жыл бұрын
@quizzabella Haha, I honestly thought you were going to say "before he starts messing his diapers!😆 😆
@quizzabella 4 жыл бұрын
Why not both?
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 жыл бұрын
That part honestly made me think for a few seconds that it must be the setup to a joke rather than a real tweet. "Even _Donald_ wouldn't go that f...well, actually, he probably would."
@markdouglas481 4 жыл бұрын
it's sarcasm, moron.....liberals are so stupid..
@anniealbaugh555 4 жыл бұрын
He gets crazier by the day and at this point,.... you’re like how is that even possible ? !!! God help the USA 🇺🇸
@professorfoxtrot 4 жыл бұрын
A crazy good economy and crazy border protection!
@SheilaR.08 4 жыл бұрын
@@professorfoxtrot Nah, just crazy. Our country is teetering on the verge of constitutional crisis as the unfit, willfully ignorant man-child plays footsie with thugs, abandons strategic allies, and scapegoats refugees and immigrants to fluff his racist base. What a dark time to be American.
@professorfoxtrot 4 жыл бұрын
@@SheilaR.08 Constitutional crisis? That's odd, given that the constitution was founded on defending America from invasion (See Federalist 10). Not one ounce of faux sympathy is owed to illegal immigrants who don't respect our laws enough to apply LEGALLY. The only thing that is racist is that Democrats believe certain races have a special and inherent right to violate American sovereignty, where it would be completely unacceptable for everyone else.
@SheilaR.08 4 жыл бұрын
@@professorfoxtrot You're delusional, as expected from one who crows about the constitution while supporting a grifting, unqualified, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic serial sexual predator and compulsive liar. Even genuine conservatives who value country over party are aghast at this clown. Those who back him are either ignorant, willfully or otherwise, or view him as a Trojan horse to put forth their shitty agendas, many times pretending to be christian, which beggars belief. Either way, history will not be kind, as deserved.
@professorfoxtrot 4 жыл бұрын
@@SheilaR.08 Yet another cult member decrying sexism and xenophobia from the pews of the Church of Woke. Political correctness is the new McCarthyism. Yet ironically, it is the left that are all these things. Would you be condemning Trump as a racist and sexist if he weren't a white male? Aye, there's the rub. The Democratic party has no present and no future. The future Democratic party learns nothing from Martin Luther King and views individuals solely on group identity and not content of character. While the future Dems appear to be protesters, their identity politics are creating a race to the bottom- where wealth and power are determined not by merit, but by how victimized one feels by their group identity. This will inevitably lead to in-party fighting among Democrats as we're starting to see when AOC and Kamala Harris accuse Pelosi and Schumer of racism. Trump is ahead of the curve and ahead of his time.
@DaveLugo79 4 жыл бұрын
I mean technically he is correct that his wisdom is unmatched. No one over the age of 5 is as voluntarily ignorant as he is.
@easypeasy9584 4 жыл бұрын
and who made you the judge
@vmo2851 4 жыл бұрын
@@easypeasy9584 common sense made him the judge
@civil_villain 4 жыл бұрын
I've lived through Nixon and Clinton, and like them or hate them, I found varying things worth respecting about both. I can't say the same for Trump. He's devoid of any redeemable qualities.
@LAVIN20 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Republican or Democrat this is our country we are talking about
@eatmyshortsss4755 4 жыл бұрын
Appreciate your honesty
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
Destroy Turkey's economy? He's gonna run for office in Turkey?!?!
@NARNONDU 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Aleyaha699 4 жыл бұрын
@KZfaq Moderator that was Trumplthinskins assertion, not libs. Pay attention.
@uzi6497 4 жыл бұрын
lmao trumps a joke honestl. sending threats around on twitter. im young and i swear when i get into a fight i barely talk to the guy on phone. because if theres one thing ive learnt is that barking dogs dont bite
@smaragdwolf1 4 жыл бұрын
Not even the Turkish People would be SO stupid to elect Trump. And iam talking about the People who voted for a Law, that basically erased Democracy and give the President most of the Power in the Country.
@w1tchmom 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't tRump have hotels in Turkey? Just sayin'
@josephbanet5410 4 жыл бұрын
“Grab em by the subpoena.” Good one Jimmy 😂
@kushagrachaturvedy2821 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm only interested in corruption." If so, then you can charge yourself with it.
@carlive9532 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is only interested in corruption on his political rivals.
@andrewfrancis3683 4 жыл бұрын
All politicians should do so. All of them are evil.
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Especially because you keep blatantly committing and confessing to crimes!
@matsheen2564 4 жыл бұрын
He has not broken a law. So why would he?
@Michael-yl2iq 4 жыл бұрын
Why that is the relevant statement is this, if Trump was looking into Ukraine for his campaign it is wrong and illegal, if Trump was looking into corruption issues in Ukraine it is right and legal. You may think your comment cute but it doesn't really address the importance of that fact.
@JonStark117 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Eric Trump tried to use that as an argument...I think everyone in that room, and watching the interview...was thinking the same thing.
@mcreyrey 4 жыл бұрын
I can.
@killerjoke2945 4 жыл бұрын
Well he is the dumb one in a family of morons.... that says a lot.
@jillmorrow7422 4 жыл бұрын
We don't have to imagine Eric not knowing anything about Child Cancer or Charities 😑
@notsure1969 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know Eric was allowed to talk.
@ericno4u 4 жыл бұрын
@@notsure1969 when there is literally no one else..he gets the call.
@jamesl9371 4 жыл бұрын
I’m only interested in corruption. I love ❤️ corruption. I’m the best at corruption. Nobody does corruption like me
@rockyramboaragorn2624 4 жыл бұрын
@knuckles magee Trump is worst. Dumb da dumb dumb
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
It may be the only thing he loves more than KFC and dictators.
@shauncampbell4371 4 жыл бұрын
“Pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall. - Proverbs 16:18
@sherryburrows2252 4 жыл бұрын
Well, the senile, ancient warlock of the 700 Club warned that Rump was risking "losing God's mandate"
@ZENSIBLE 4 жыл бұрын
Kneega Plz!
@shauncampbell4371 4 жыл бұрын
ZENSIBLE not my words, just quoting them from the Bible as they are appropriate in this case. Trump’s fall is coming.
@AThagoras 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm only interested in corruption". Yes corruption does seem to be his number one priority. He corrupts everything he touches.
@advsenzoncube5869 4 жыл бұрын
Coughing and breaking wind at the same time? Wow!
@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 4 жыл бұрын
That's what that was! I thought it was a raspy fart!
@c.sierra5481 4 жыл бұрын
That is call “the double”... takes several years to master it...
@mareex2543 4 жыл бұрын
@@c.sierra5481 LOL
@epicon6 4 жыл бұрын
”I only care about corruption” :) we can see that :)
@1911GreaterThanALL 4 жыл бұрын
Evidence? Oh yea Mueller said there wasn't any.
@1911GreaterThanALL 4 жыл бұрын
@NonyaBusiness! you need evidence....you lack evidence.
@jeffreyglenellen1188 4 жыл бұрын
1911GreaterThanALL evidence? Don’t worry, I won’t even attempt to have a civilized conversation with you, can’t convince the clueless
@1911GreaterThanALL 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreyglenellen1188 way to dodge the argument but ok.
@spaceballs44 4 жыл бұрын
After Donald is out I’m sure there’s going to be laws put into place where the President does not get this much power.
@dg.262 2 жыл бұрын
spaceballs44: July 2021 , I keeper wondering when this is going to happen. We can't ever let tRump take the oath of office or anyone of his minions.
@mg19cal 4 жыл бұрын
"Great and unmatched wisdom?" Yeah, if we're comparing it to 2 year olds
@aladdinsane848 4 жыл бұрын
that´s an insult to all 2years old kids... even 2 year old oppossums
@BrokeredHeart 4 жыл бұрын
My two year old nephew knows how to share, how to say thank you, and he can close an umbrella with ease.
@joybrautigam9529 4 жыл бұрын
that's an insult to 2 year olds. How about morons?
@wlee6685 4 жыл бұрын
"Great and unmatched wisdom" man talk about your freakin super ego's.
@sunshine3914 4 жыл бұрын
Richard Parker, sad but true.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
"I, in my great and unmatched wisdom", have yet to learn how to work an umbrella. I also said our troops manned the airports, and rammed the ramparts, during the Revolutionary War. Now, I'm just waiting for my Mensa invite.👍Gah Blesh da Unidesh Schaces! 🇺🇸
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
Commander in Thief Covfefe drinker and his followers will be upset by this post.
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
@@kbanghart Oh well, it's not as if I've made any of it up, Trump did and said these things... Be mad at Dear Leader, not the one who pointed it out. 🤷🏼♀️ (Well, I did make up the Mensa part, but I'm sure he thinks he's smart enough.😉 Spoiler alert: He's wrong.🤭) Take care, Plen122! Have a good night!✌️💜 🇺🇸
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
@John Thanks John! Trump's like a 24 hour a day, real life SNL skit! 😉 He is a bottomless pit of comedy material.
@collinscollins5595 4 жыл бұрын
knuckles magee yeah he does. He is making a joke out of the United States of America. Hope you are not a commie.
@bajaboy27 4 жыл бұрын
You're a savage! 😂
@IAmSuzyQ 4 жыл бұрын
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham, May 3, 2016 Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍
@holamoco 4 жыл бұрын
@J. A. Stupid fascist
@robertquick6690 4 жыл бұрын
@J. A. Stands for Jack Ass... Whoda thunk... But seein' how your so far up drumpf's ass, be sure to say hello to Hannity.
@ricklozano50 4 жыл бұрын
A. trump is mr honesty?
@IcemanJuice 4 жыл бұрын
J. A. Lindsay graham said that. Is Lindsay a corrupt democrat too?
@mukamuka0 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Lindsey Graham change from then to now.
@JaimeMesChiens 4 жыл бұрын
When I first read “my great and unmatched wisdom,” I HONESTLY thought that I was reading a spoof account. I am serious.
@ddigiorgio8438 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I thought it was a spoof on the Wizard of Oz - man behind the curtain - the great and powerful OZ" - a charlatan.
@Rugelacharugula 4 жыл бұрын
Me too! Sadly that is the norm now...What used to look like an obvious SNL sketch...
@Rugelacharugula 4 жыл бұрын
@V. V Yup. Birtherism, intelligent design, trickle down economics. Heck, liberals even elected a guy who'd been bankrupt 5 times!!! They'll fall for anything.
@cmnsnserite9944 4 жыл бұрын
@V. V how sad that u must put forth effort to defend such an idiot
@KenHeslip 4 жыл бұрын
"So much wisdom that I know everyone just LOVES a bragger."
@BarryWaterlow 4 жыл бұрын
Ken Heslip : braggart.
@billthecat666 4 жыл бұрын
He was only kidding is a great defense. Can the rest of us use that in court?
@cheknfaks 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, he's obliterated Turkey before..And it was the entire turkey at Thanksgiving. Total annihilation.
@rebeccahopkins9522 4 жыл бұрын
“...like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City” 💀
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 4 жыл бұрын
The fakes are not going to stop the great Trump. You can dance with me after my 2020 win.
@MonstersOfTheUniverse 4 жыл бұрын
Rebecca Hopkins if you watch the dramatized and paraphrased version by schiff .... Stop drinking the msinstream kool aid.... The msm is dead set against trump because he promised to drain the swamp
@spoonface9698 4 жыл бұрын
You can see the kids behind him trying to stifle their laughs when he brought up Kanye West and Kim 😂
@jessicabruno1316 4 жыл бұрын
This is the dictionary definition of "laughing at you, not laughing with you."
@NewMessage 4 жыл бұрын
He misspelled 'Greatly Unhinged'.
@thomashughes_teh 4 жыл бұрын
Reminder: The Wizard of Oz floated away on an uncontrollable balloon full of hot air and the fan base was just fine without him.
@johnandersen6752 4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Hughes Joe Biden needed brain surgery a few decades back, Sanders had heart surgery, and Warren needs courage. Who's got the ruby red slippers?
@collinscollins5595 4 жыл бұрын
John Andersen oh I am sure trump does because he is a whiny, victimized girly man according to what he says. Poor , poor whiny little girl.And he did say he is a witch. Talking about the witch-hunt. And he has been caught.
@collinscollins5595 4 жыл бұрын
John Andersen trump defiantly has the red slippers . But he ain’t returning to Kansas. Although they clash with his orange face. Definitely not becoming of a wannabe dictator.
@bettym.3996 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnandersen6752 Well...i suppose he still needs the brain so the red slippers must belong to the real Americans, whether Democrat or Republican or Otherwise who know in our hearts he's a dictator having a wet dream. Maybe Carson can do the operation.
@chloekey8043 4 жыл бұрын
monokhem he’s referring to the movie, not the books
@gloriamaggs5453 4 жыл бұрын
Oh God....I could listen to Jim my Kimmel forever! Always a hoot! G.
@nayinayi1 4 жыл бұрын
Those children will sue their parents when they grow up - who made them stand behind that lunatic!!!
@kimclark1352 4 жыл бұрын
I know what is it that he always has random Black people standing behind him?
@nayinayi1 4 жыл бұрын
@@kimclark1352Using them as props for political gains! That whole thing was cringe worthy!
@kimclark1352 4 жыл бұрын
@@nayinayi1 And also Pathetic
@dRumpfsadouchebag 4 жыл бұрын
Then be transparent and prove you care about corruption and show your taxes.. quit hiding everything..
@luckyfisher7240 4 жыл бұрын
If the I fukin R S doesn't have a problem with Trump's taxes, what exactly is your dumbass going to do with them? There is no requirements for POTUS to show his personal taxes. None.
@leetraviusmckay314 4 жыл бұрын
"he will run Turkey into the ground like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City"
@jackm1091 4 жыл бұрын
@KZfaq Moderator Did you even watch the video?
@-theislander-5888 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq Moderator my ass hair is more inspiring.
@jackm1091 4 жыл бұрын
@KZfaq Moderator Ah, I see. You're either light-speed stupid, or a half-assed troll. Either way, not worth any reasonable person's time.
4 жыл бұрын
That's only the beginning. He'll do the same with Social Security, healthcare, education, the economy. In fact, he already has.
4 жыл бұрын
@KZfaq Moderator You live in a Gulag
@furball8967 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of Jimmy’s BEST performanes....Trump provides the best mateterial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@melindafagerstrom9338 4 жыл бұрын
It's so easy to be a stand up comedian these days 😁
@deniseboldea1624 4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the great beyond, Caligula is looking down saying "Yay! I'm no longer the craziest ruler in History!"
@hodaka1000 4 жыл бұрын
Corruption? Oh you mean golf at Mar a Lago at the tax payers expense.
@alanmorris4895 4 жыл бұрын
hodaka1000 every president goes on vacations on the taxpayers expense. So thats a really good point
@alanmorris4895 4 жыл бұрын
monokhem when did clinton or obama own property own property to bill?
@leetraviusmckay314 4 жыл бұрын
Trump "I do care about corruption" Kimmel "so do we and that's why you're getting impeached"
@abraxas546 4 жыл бұрын
okay 👍🏻
@philliesphan312 4 жыл бұрын
Well jimmy is constitutional scholar so if he says Trump will be impeached then I have to listen. I think he went to law school during the man show.
@BlueSpirit. 4 жыл бұрын
He won’t “obliterate Turkeys economy “, because he has a hotel in Istanbul.
@aaroneagle2338 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he means he’ll build a casino there
@CraftyNHGirl 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely explains why he keeps kissing The President of Turkey's A$$! Pretty sad that this BOZO is more concerned about his friggin hotel in TURKEY than he is this entire country! Get him out of there before he does more damage than he already has! At the rate he's going we won't have ANY ALLIES LEFT and Seriously consider this... If you are still supporting this EU Sudafed Pill Popping - Cocaine doing LUNATIC then you can gladly go join him at his hotel in Turkey and keep kissing his ass and stroking his ego there!!!
@bucky13 4 жыл бұрын
Not really.. The guy that owns "Trump Tower" in Turkey pays Trump to put his name on it.
@lotusauer4785 4 жыл бұрын
bucky13 no, trump paid $10million during its construction to get the rights to plaster his name all over it.
@yt.personal.identification 4 жыл бұрын
Nope...he has 2
@katiewenta 4 жыл бұрын
Key position in a political system. “I don’t care about politics.” Preschool teacher: “I don’t care about children.” Oi.
@markamark123 4 жыл бұрын
“Last November I pardoned the Turkey. This year no more!”
@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
"Unless the turkey pays in cash!"
@melissaspier4840 4 жыл бұрын
@@melihozturk2619 he's talking about the BIRD ... TURKEY... we bake... fry... roast... for Thanksgiving.... NOW say something like.... SORRY 🤷♀️
@melihozturk2619 4 жыл бұрын
@@melissaspier4840 Kinda woosh huh? Lmao sorry but still America's kurdish allies are terrorists.
@IcemanJuice 4 жыл бұрын
Those turkeys have been receiving a free ride from U.S. taxpayers for far too long. No more! And Canada will pay to have her slaughtered!
@melissaspier4840 4 жыл бұрын
@@melihozturk2619 and thanx for the apology.... sorry about the fun being lobbed against TURKEY (the bird) I'm not familiar enough with the dictator of Turkey the country... however as AMERICANS in the MILITARY means that you don't LEAVE... no man left behind...
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
Why is he screaming with a deep throat voice during chopper talk? He truly is losing his mind.
@dorien7480 4 жыл бұрын
He lost his mind a long time ago, as he ever had one😉
@frankie1012 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Chen.... I love that. Absolutely perfect trump brain description.
@WillNewcomb 4 жыл бұрын
This should be hilarious, but it's downright terrifying!
@dirtbiketours 4 жыл бұрын
""If you like Subpoena Colada's & gettin' caught in U-kraine..."
@justinstevenson2061 4 жыл бұрын
dirtbiketours haha I’m sure you should get some likes. Best comment lol
@randyjax09 4 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha that was great 🤣
@meljamz 4 жыл бұрын
Really clever!!!!!
@gentillygirl545 4 жыл бұрын
They'll cuff me and rough me and I'll be in deep pain.
@camctrail 4 жыл бұрын
@Pat Micucci well, both of them are
@44SirLoopalot 4 жыл бұрын
My suggestion: Gary Busey as Trump.
@Kelz_X 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the woman is staring at Trump in the thumbnail 🤣
@dontreadmypicture4835 4 жыл бұрын
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@M_SC 4 жыл бұрын
Who is she?
@FJB_USA_1ST 4 жыл бұрын
@@M_SC God knows
@M_SC 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I see she’s a conservative. Ew.
@MikeyJoJo6385 4 жыл бұрын
Esther B. Ew what?
@FaithMatini 4 жыл бұрын
What did the 700 club guy say at the end? I couldn’t understand him.
@fabianfarbeyond558 4 жыл бұрын
Pat Robertson just SHARTED💨💩on national TV. That's what happens when old men don't retire gracefully.
@kiltxan1642 4 жыл бұрын
Why are the captions on automatically for Jimmy Kimmel???
@LeoDeStino 4 жыл бұрын
So they can watch it people with hearing issues.
@kiltxan1642 4 жыл бұрын
@@LeoDeStino The option is there to turn it on if they want to. Majority of people dont have hearing issues.
@annek1226 4 жыл бұрын
Turn them off! Simple! Tap on video, tap on three dots in right hand corner, tap on captions, tap off!
@kiltxan1642 4 жыл бұрын
@@annek1226 Ain't nobody got time for that!
@Opus313 4 жыл бұрын
At this rate, Donald will be on the cover of "Doing Time" magazine. Inmate of the Year, 2020!
@dontreadmypicture4835 4 жыл бұрын
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@YusufGinnah 4 жыл бұрын
Legendary...!
@mugambwaowen5056 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@justtrumpem4849 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah right.lmfao
@rheap129 4 жыл бұрын
"Great and unmatched wisdom...?" This dude thinks he's God...
@jasoncarter1869 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't care about politics...I only care about corruption" I mean you're so good at corruption...of course you care about it...
@ishawnj2920 4 жыл бұрын
@Adi-LMNOP Yep, Biden too Trumps just stupider at it.
@americanboy7040 4 жыл бұрын
DT: “I have done it!” What have you done? When? where? How? Any proof(s)?
@naotamf1588 4 жыл бұрын
so you agree that your president is an empty bag of farts? If the words of your highest representative are meaningless and are not "supposed" to be taken serious, than be not surpriesed to be treated as a joke by the international community as well. He is now clearly handing Putin everything over. They probably planed to do that at a calmer pace but now that an impeachment seams close, a totalitarian regime is probably trumps only way out without handcuffs.
@izzybrown3218 4 жыл бұрын
thank you jimmy kimmel for discussing this crap and making it funny
@dontreadmypicture4835 4 жыл бұрын
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@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын
Bless him. He's like America's kid brother!
@hrhtreeoflife4815 4 жыл бұрын
👸 I am the Queen. I am declaring a new holiday. WHISTLEBLOWER DAY Everyone, go buy a whistle. BLOW, BLOW, BLOW Blow that whistle.
@FrayJaeBen 4 жыл бұрын
"America Deserves Better"! Should be Biden's slogan.😂🤣
@JSkyGemini 4 жыл бұрын
Canadian here and the thing I say to my American cousins is You can do better, you can do a Lot better and we all know it. I was surprised when Biden showed up to the race, tbh. He seems to be older in his head than in actual years and I can't take him seriously for some reason. Bernie's Nothing like that, always sharp and always on point ...and older than Biden, iirc.
@1wer819 4 жыл бұрын
Our children need so much. Mother's need a decent income to be able to provide housing, food and clothing. This government talks and talks in between their VERY sustainable meals and meetings in proposterous Frump hotels. Meanwhile... I am grateful for nutrition assistance to feed my granddaughter.
@shakthidhasan4544 4 жыл бұрын
I've subscribed and there is no way in hell im closing my eyes when this train wreck comes on. Kimmel is hilarious.
@ufftatabummbumm 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: “I'm only interested in corruption.“ First time he told the truth lol
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886 4 жыл бұрын
@ufftatabummbumm 🤣🤣🤣
@mariaestevez1048 4 жыл бұрын
Did he take his meds. And now, is he talking about his own corruption?🤔
@JohnnyPunish 4 жыл бұрын
"In my Great and Unmatched Wisdom, I declare Trump is Insane" Signed, Caligula
@itsallGudmin 4 жыл бұрын
IMPEACH
@Saltie 4 жыл бұрын
sayesh shrestha y? He made America way better than it has been
@societynewsnetwork5973 4 жыл бұрын
@@Saltie what the hell you been smoking? I need some that you Trump ass kisser
@moreland3315 4 жыл бұрын
@@societynewsnetwork5973 i mean they are not lying since trump has been president tthe unemployment rates went down, Almost 4 million jobs created since the 2016 election, Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election, We reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.
@randomname6475 4 жыл бұрын
@@Saltie Because he violated the law. More than once. The President isn't immune from being held accountable. It's the duty of the government and of the American people to hold representatives accountable for their actions. Trump has allowed corruption to run rampant and he's conducted himself like a mob boss. Hes unfit to serve. It's simple.
@collinscollins5595 4 жыл бұрын
Saltie What you want communism?
@flaviantropy 4 жыл бұрын
"Can you blow my whistle baby" - Flo Rida
@SliceofBread123 4 жыл бұрын
Great song, great song
@brianralph5036 4 жыл бұрын
he wants to know the whistle blowers name because he thinks it's a porn star
@Artkidtek 4 жыл бұрын
The captions are on point, damn. Usually they write the most darndest things in the captions lol
@lindaleelaw5277 4 жыл бұрын
CONGRESS time to tweak the laws to take any President like this out, immediately.
@vidyasonavane9602 4 жыл бұрын
Lindalee Law unfortunately can't happen with the republican thugs in congress...even swamp animals follow nature's laws.
@em-tee-4583 4 жыл бұрын
If it is Pence, I will lose it. 😂
@WitzyZed 4 жыл бұрын
MT45 *L O D E S T A R*
@Sydnysun11 4 жыл бұрын
He should know a lot about corruption he is the poster child for it!
@ebony888 4 жыл бұрын
That cough shart at the end 😩🤣🤣😂😂
@kittyspit628 4 жыл бұрын
I love how your show has become my new news channel. Great stuff Jimmy!
@ryssi8467 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like I can hear aunt chippy laughing in the background
@fredfrond6148 4 жыл бұрын
Hey brother have you seen the newest Netflix movie: “ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE.” 🤣🤣🤣
@johnbundner 4 жыл бұрын
All we need now is Mr Rogers trolley train to Clarksville to complete our journey!
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
Threatening Turkey? Don't we have AF Bases there? What a buffoon! "Bless his heart"
@pvthitch 4 жыл бұрын
I'm actually impressed that a man his age can squat like that. (not counting football coaches)
@M_SC 4 жыл бұрын
pvthitch most western people cant squat like that. Asian people always sit like that in public because they don’t want to touch the ground. But we stop doing that in about kindergarten
@JeremySeanHector 4 жыл бұрын
Lol Eric wrote an op ed 😂😂😂
@WitzyZed 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Sean Hector isn’t he adorable? I hope dada put it on the fridge.
@bingo5694 4 жыл бұрын
If this was Judge Judy, he'd be out before the first mesothelioma commercial." Comic gold.
@jrm371 4 жыл бұрын
The Judge Judy joke was hilarious lol
@dionkelly8420 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the old guy coughed and farted at the same time. Is there a rule on TV that says people can't do that?
@mrdfac 4 жыл бұрын
"I only care about corruption!" D.J.Trump.
@markrayes2973 4 жыл бұрын
... because no one is more corrupt than him
@garywheeler7039 4 жыл бұрын
Should be the words on his tombstone!
@mikecooper8462 4 жыл бұрын
".... and I will commit it to the best of my ability."
@bluetoad2001 4 жыл бұрын
the casino gag is pretty funny along with the Wizard. the writers on this show are pretty good. thanks for posting
@Xergecuz 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, I'm interested in learning more about this shelter network in Mexico.
@n.g.h.calmarena7013 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm only interested in corruption", (Donald Trump, as above, president of the U.S.) We believe you. (LOL)
@karinbarger9192 4 жыл бұрын
Look at the look on those young people’s faces.
@paulorganisation1 4 жыл бұрын
Why was the ending cut off 🤣 I want to hear the rest of the joke
@Drnardinov 4 жыл бұрын
i just skip the vids and go directly to the constantly changing appeals for a thumbs up at the end. Always funny!!!
@chellebelle914 4 жыл бұрын
God I would love to know what his actual IQ is because I think it's actually LOWER than I thought which is staggering 🤯
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
@Rob C you're too kind
@kbanghart 4 жыл бұрын
Well, consider we all know animals that act smarter...
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
"bless his heart" - medication can only do so much.
@spokoman23 4 жыл бұрын
I too am interested in what the IQ of an actual stable genius is
@WitzyZed 4 жыл бұрын
Can this be like one of those games on the price is right? Which is greater, his weight or his IQ. 🤔🤔🤔 HMMMMMMMMM
@StormChasrJosh 4 жыл бұрын
Bye bye DT🤷🏻♂️ wouldn’t wanna be ya😆
@pg9193 4 жыл бұрын
isn't it "see ya" instead of "bye bye"?!?
@justtrumpem4849 4 жыл бұрын
Not going anywhere.
@justtrumpem4849 4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Driscoll you're the same person that says they will move to Canada.. good luck with that dippy. Their immigration laws are stricter than ours. If you used your brain like the rest of us god fearing conservatives then you would know that. But keep being a brain washed slave to your mainstream media. Have fun voting for pedos.
@StormChasrJosh 4 жыл бұрын
P G close enough 😂 where’s Mark Cuban when we need him😭😂 oye I feel y’all I just don’t want Trump killing us
@terrywright9765 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was possible to fart and sneeze at the same time.
@gop108 4 жыл бұрын
Let's hope that the beautiful country of America will get interested in STOPPING CORRUPTION 💖💖💖
@Watch_Dog_World 4 жыл бұрын
He is right no one in this world has any match with his WISDOM!
@rhondah1587 4 жыл бұрын
You might find a few in a mental hospital. LOL
@SpaceForceCommander 4 жыл бұрын
Or his stupidity (outside of his own family).
@Watch_Dog_World 4 жыл бұрын
@@rhondah1587 In Mental Hospital they don't know whats going on but DT knows his wisdom. LOL
@BMORETODAY 4 жыл бұрын
Whoa. lol
@Chris-hp9be 4 жыл бұрын
His last 2 years have taught me to just sit back and enjoy his idiocy
@kdogg6781 4 жыл бұрын
when you say his idiocy.. are you referring to his policies that have lead to lowest unemployment rates in HISTORY... or, the highest economic rates in HISTORY??.. or maybe it's the peace deal he made w n. korea?.. or the trade deals he's made w/ multiple countries?... please.. do share.
@Chris-hp9be 4 жыл бұрын
Ronald Jones Exactly.?? Okay lets see Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall but did not Hillary Clinton was suppose to get locked up but is not Trickledown economy was supposed to work but it only end up giving the billionaires more tax cut He says he has a plan for replacing Obamacare but did not Shall i go on.?
@exdoode 4 жыл бұрын
I have to say, I really like Jimmy Kimmel... it doesn't get much better than this!!
@acedon5188 4 жыл бұрын
The farting💨 old man at the end though! 🤣☠
@jedi1josh 4 жыл бұрын
Unmatched alright
@KenJamesJr 4 жыл бұрын
He's already taken over the Government. He's Lawless.
@professorswaggamuffin7572 4 жыл бұрын
If someone makes a multi-part Trump saga docudrama starring Nick nolte... I will watch that lol
@geodez2959 4 жыл бұрын
Of course he was joking when addressing China. Remember he's a CLOWN.
@teresem9674 4 жыл бұрын
Lock HIM Up!!!!
@thekerneljames 4 жыл бұрын
“Unmatched wisdom” Bahahahahahahahahaahaaa THIS mufukkah !
@ThailandNoobie 4 жыл бұрын
Now I understand what " Seven Trumpets " means... damn you whistleblowers
@mark-j-adderley 4 жыл бұрын
That fart at the end of this clip summed everything up nicely. 💩
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